Should he choose violence again I have no choice but the fly to Switzerland and slap him straight in the face
0063037☇+×
FzM5IDO:
His bants go too far
0063038☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or at least what he calls bants
0063039☇+×
gDNjdjN:
so rude of you
0063040☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No not at all I have to stand up for myself against bullies
0063041☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I've missed you saudi man
0063042☇+×
gDNjdjN:
i didn't miss you because i check every day
0063043☇+×
gDNjdjN:
but i have nothing to say
0063044☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh ok
0063045☇+×
Broken:
my basement smells moldy
0063046☇+×
E2YzcTY:
mmm mold
0063047☇+×
lTYkNDM:
Go bleach it
0063048☇+×
Broken:
swede come over and eat the mold out of my house
0063049☇+×
Broken:
bonus points if you kill the woodpecker eating away at the side of our house
0063050☇+×
E2YzcTY:
What kind of mold
0063051☇+×
E2YzcTY:
https://fading.blue/u/471989
0063052☇+×
E2YzcTY:
Discuss
0063053☇+×
Broken:
posion gas and a hazmat suit. end of conversation
0063054☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm confused
0063055☇+×
FzM5IDO:
God damn wildfire smoke has finally descended upon us here in my area
0063056☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I thought we were gonna be safe this summer
0063057☇+×
I2NwAzY:
hi
0063058☇+×
I2NwAzY:
what is this place?
0063059☇+×
QDM2UjY:
Laus anonymous dot com
0063061☇+×
QDM2UjY:
Welcome
0063062☇+×
I2NwAzY:
whats up
0063063☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Hello
0063064☇+×
IjZ4EDN:
im done with this
0063065☇+×
Broken:
?
0063066☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Goodbye saudi friend
0063067☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's on to greener pastures
0063068☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm feeling the same kinda, can Barry just be deleted and I don't come back?
0063069☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I feel like I've been a human experiment online
0063070☇+×
IjZ4EDN:
nah im just being bitch and if im actually leaving i will leave a positive message instead of that emo bullshit
0063071☇+×
IjZ4EDN:
anything can be deleted barry
0063072☇+×
IjZ4EDN:
as you can see swiss deleted himself
0063073☇+×
ZWZwIzM:
I guess I hurt his feelings but he kept calling me evil and saying my kids hate me and it's not true
0063074☇+×
ZWZwIzM:
It didn't feel like banter after a few messages
0063075☇+×
Broken:
yeah i think he realized it too
0063076☇+×
Broken:
the cunt is taking time off to reflect on his cunt ways
0063077☇+×
Broken:
in other news finished my final for my summer class
0063078☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What was your score?
0063079☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And he isn't a cunt I just don't think he's a parent maybe we'll never know what was stuck up his ass that day
0063080☇+×
Broken:
don't have my mark yet.
0063081☇+×
MGN5YTM:
Which one of you sent a massive fraudulent message to the people at my credit union you're literally ruining my day
0063082☇+×
MGN5YTM:
Week*
0063083☇+×
YGOyIGM:
swiss strikes again
0063084☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
No Swiss actually called me today at work
0063085☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
He had a crazy story, he had to flee the area and move to Orlando because he was being nocturnally raped by a ghost
0063086☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
He told me his bowel movements are now 3 inches wide when before the ghost rapes they were never wider than 1/4 inch
0063087☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
And the ghosts have been shooting guns at him and his family and throwing apples in his yard
0063088☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
Anyway he needs a loan to replace his computer that he couldn't take with him to Orlando. He needs this for his business
0063089☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
And he can't wait to go to Disney world and get drunk and ride rollercoasters
0063090☇+×
V2MyI2Y:
^actual conversation I had with a person today
0063091☇+×
Broken:
I love that he puts the apples alongside the ghost bucking him and shooting at his family
0063092☇+×
Broken:
did the drugs you two talked about finally get to swiss?
0063093☇+×
ATZhNDO:
The neighbors performing rituals have pirate flags at their driveway
0063094☇+×
ATZhNDO:
And he is seeing pirate flags all over Florida (Tampa Bay buccaneers)
0063095☇+×
ATZhNDO:
He's being targeted!
0063096☇+×
Broken:
what
0063097☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm recounting my conversation with the crazy guy aka Swiss
0063098☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He was fucking nuts
0063099☇+×
MGOzYWY:
However I do need Swiss to come back I need free tech advice
0063100☇+×
NjN3YmY:
Maybe one of you can answer this
0063101☇+×
NjN3YmY:
so the fraud thing I mentioned the other day is massive actually
0063102☇+×
NjN3YmY:
A member got a phone call and it said to press "1" so he did and suddenly they had access to his online banking
0063103☇+×
NjN3YmY:
can malware be installed that way? How could they get remote access that way?
0063105☇+×
gTN1QGM:
They had like full access and changed contact info and sent themselves money through Zelle
0063106☇+×
Broken:
so swiss took a break from chatting to getting scammed
0063107☇+×
Broken:
karma is cathartic
0063108☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My son turns 13 today I feel like I could cry
0063109☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And we have a thunderstorm it's nice to watch first thing in the morning
0063110☇+×
Broken:
tell him i said happy birthday
0063111☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Thanks leef
0063112☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also I think it's very cool that hulk hogan did the jre podcast
0063113☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If only you guys knew what it was like to be a kid in the 90s
0063114☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Like touchscreens were a far away thought for me back then
0063115☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We had a phone on the wall and the cord was stretched about 20 feet
0063116☇+×
FzM5IDO:
When we got a cordless phone I would walk as far outside my house as possible just to see what happened. I didn't know if I'd blow up or anything
0063117☇+×
Broken:
we get it you're old
0063118☇+×
Broken:
repainted the dryed paint around the windows. praise me
0063119☇+×
VGOmJjM:
No you called me old
0063120☇+×
VGOmJjM:
Bad job
0063121☇+×
E2YzcTY:
happy birthday to your son
0063122☇+×
E2YzcTY:
good job canada
0063123☇+×
Broken:
when is swiss coming back? hes bants added spice to this place
0063124☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He is probably waiting for someone to say just that
0063125☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We all miss him it's true
0063126☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Come on back swiss I'm sorry I said faggot
0063127☇+×
NjYhdTY:
Test
0063128☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What are you testing
0063129☇+×
E2YzcTY:
Swiss in disguise
0063130☇+×
Broken:
after taking a shower a big spider ran into my shirt
0063131☇+×
Broken:
took 10 minutes to figure out whether it still was in their or not
0063132☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why didn't you just take the shirt off and shake it around?
0063133☇+×
Broken:
nah the shirt was on the ground
0063134☇+×
Broken:
and i did shake it but nothing came out and that freaked me out
0063135☇+×
IjY2MmZ:
Spiders are friends
0063136☇+×
Broken:
spiders are yucky
0063137☇+×
Broken:
my cat disappered again
0063138☇+×
Broken:
a graco killed a sparrow by pecking at its neck
0063139☇+×
EmNzMjM:
it's sos hot
0063140☇+×
Broken:
hey Slovakia
0063141☇+×
BDZhdDM:
should have worn the shirt to become spiderman
0063142☇+×
MWZ0ADN:
Really screwed the pooch on that one leaf
0063143☇+×
MWZ0ADN:
Kids are back to school let's see which one of them fucks something up today lol
0063144☇+×
MWZ0ADN:
And I almost forgot to tell you guys!!!
0063145☇+×
MWZ0ADN:
Last Friday the cops ended a car chase in the parking lot of my work and made us lock down the building because they had like 8 cops with ar-15s out it was crazy
0063146☇+×
Broken:
thats a hell of a thing to forget
0063147☇+×
Broken:
was there a shoot out? or did the criminal give in like a pussy?
0063148☇+×
Broken:
hell probably was swiss thats why hes been gone
0063150☇+×
IzMiBjM:
No shoot out but it was pretty annoying to be locked in the building because police don't trust themselves not to make civilians collateral damage
0063151☇+×
Broken:
my cat still hasn't come home
0063152☇+×
Broken:
im thinking one of you took her
0063153☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm the animal whisperer she is probably on a cross country expedition to find me
0063154☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss we love you and miss you come back
0063155☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I would say if you come back I'll post tits but I have no idea what red does with his fading.blue stuff that kinda freaks me out
0063156☇+×
Broken:
i had the worst dream
0063157☇+×
Broken:
don't remember much but i will try to give my best explanation
0063158☇+×
Broken:
it was me with 5 other girls and we wanted to have sex.
0063159☇+×
Broken:
now there is a spot in my memory but for some reason the 5 girls left to get ready
0063160☇+×
Broken:
the next scene i remember is this other girl lying next to me asking for sex but i said no because apperently she was made of poison and if i stuck my dick in I die
0063161☇+×
Broken:
then i woke up
0063162☇+×
Broken:
6 girls all wanted my dick and i didn't get to stick it in any of them
0063163☇+×
Broken:
everytime I have these types of dreams where im about to fuck some girl, just before i consummate the act I wake up
0063164☇+×
Broken:
why is it that even in my dreams i could never end my virginity? what is my subconcious telling me?
0063165☇+×
Broken:
its not fucking fair
0063166☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Girls are made of poison though you should be cared what you put your dick in
0063167☇+×
MmNmNjY:
its fine i had a dream where i put my dick in a girl it felt like i put it needless
0063168☇+×
MmNmNjY:
and i think agter that dream i started getting dream sex scenes
0063169☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Wow
0063170☇+×
Broken:
another dream to put it in persepective
0063171☇+×
Broken:
i was hitting it off with this thick aunty milf, which is weird because i don't have such fetishes but whatever. anyways i had everything prepared with candles lit and everything
0063172☇+×
Broken:
and right when we were about to do it, a robotic morty from rick & morty bust through the door and said:
0063173☇+×
Broken:
"oh jeez.. oh jeez. sorry wrong door" then he left. after that everything went to black and i woke up
0063174☇+×
Broken:
like what the fuck
0063175☇+×
Broken:
my subconscious cucks me
0063176☇+×
MmNmNjY:
LOL
0063177☇+×
MmNmNjY:
tf leaf
0063178☇+×
dDZkBTN:
He was having a dream about me, the thick auntie milf
0063179☇+×
dDZkBTN:
Aw how sweet
0063180☇+×
dDZkBTN:
I'm flattered
0063181☇+×
MmNmNjY:
you just made it super weird
0063183☇+×
Broken:
this was before i met you
0063184☇+×
VGZkJGO:
You're weird saudi
0063185☇+×
BTNilzY:
Wanna know what's cool?
0063186☇+×
BTNilzY:
My cubicle at work is right next to my manager's so I get to hear everyone's dramatic stories when they go in there and whine
You should get your cat one if those tracking devices for her collar and see where exactly she goes
0063201☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or get it and say it's a gift for your dad
0063202☇+×
QTY0AjY:
thank god i don't have to worry about peoples birthdays
0063203☇+×
Broken:
my dad is 69. you're not aloud to make jokes about that
0063204☇+×
Broken:
arabs don't do anything on birthdays?
0063205☇+×
QTY0AjY:
nah except for thoses who copy the west
0063206☇+×
QTY0AjY:
i don't personal know any of them so thats good
0063207☇+×
QTY0AjY:
thoese*
0063208☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You're so much younger than me but your dad is older than my dad
0063209☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Probably in way better shape though my dads a pretty bad alcoholic
0063210☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Happy bday leaf dad
0063211☇+×
gDZxADM:
All of my smoke detectors went off at 4 am in the dot today and there was no smoke it was weird
0063212☇+×
gDZxADM:
I blame Swiss because he isn't here
0063213☇+×
gDZxADM:
Also blame my sister for existing
0063214☇+×
dTYzMmN:
What is this
0063215☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Your mom
0063216☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Who are you and what bring you here
0063217☇+×
Broken:
had to replace the batteries of my smoke detector a couple days ago
0063218☇+×
Broken:
the batteries died because of swiss and my cat not being here
0063219☇+×
Broken:
and your sister for existing
0063220☇+×
E2YzcTY:
Okay but how would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning
0063221☇+×
Broken:
hungry
0063222☇+×
kDNxMmM:
makes sense
0063223☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't really like eating first thing in the morning
0063224☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm making musubis today for kids lunches are you guys proud
0063225☇+×
Broken:
the last time i had sushi i vomitted, so no, im not proud
0063226☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's not sushi
0063227☇+×
Broken:
um yeah it is. google it
0063228☇+×
Broken:
but it looks good. never had spam before
0063229☇+×
kDNxMmM:
zamatta
0063230☇+×
ETNjZmZ:
How are you Japanese but never had spam?
0063231☇+×
QjM0MDN:
My surgery will cost $27000, insurance covers $20k
0063232☇+×
QjM0MDN:
Thanks a lot Obama
0063233☇+×
QjM0MDN:
It's in 9 days I'm getting scared
0063234☇+×
Broken:
where i can't do anything to help but i can tell you good luck
0063235☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Send me $6000
0063236☇+×
FzM5IDO:
$6457 exactly actually
0063237☇+×
EWZhFGO:
ask saudi he probably has a nice job now
0063238☇+×
NGNzgTY:
Saudi can you please send me $
0063239☇+×
kDNxMmM:
no
0063240☇+×
IjM2kDM:
God dammit
0063241☇+×
Broken:
the best part of uni is seeing all the hot girls walk around. everything else is shit
0063242☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You don't feel fulfilled by getting good grades and stuff? Learning?
0063243☇+×
EmNlRmN:
hardly pay attention to what grades i get and everything I "learn" goes in one ear and out the other
0063244☇+×
EmNlRmN:
they cram to much for anything to stick
0063245☇+×
dDZlVzM:
Why go then?
0063246☇+×
IjZhVDZ:
ola
0063247☇+×
Broken:
ola brazil
0063248☇+×
ZWMxETM:
why go leaf?
0063249☇+×
ZWMxETM:
for me because i had no other option i guess
0063250☇+×
ZWMxETM:
but honestly i didn't even look for anything else
0063251☇+×
ZWMxETM:
super gay i know
0063252☇+×
ZWMxETM:
i just wanted to go fucking outside
0063253☇+×
Broken:
not looking for anyother option is me
0063254☇+×
Broken:
oh i have a presentation next week, great
0063255☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What are you presenting
0063256☇+×
ZWMxETM:
presentation about how asian women are superior to ahite women
0063257☇+×
ZWMxETM:
#notyellowfever
0063258☇+×
Broken:
personality wise sure but on physical attraction whites take it
0063259☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's subjective right?
0063260☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I still have a celebrity crush on gong yoo so I can't say you're wrong but he's like.. brad Pitt gorgeous imo
0063261☇+×
ZWMxETM:
how can you be so wrong leaf smh
0063262☇+×
ZWMxETM:
korea men take the cake for sure
0063263☇+×
ZWMxETM:
#nohomo
0063264☇+×
Broken:
nah thats full homo. I was going to say korean men look like they got no testosterone but then i remembered korean zombie exists
0063265☇+×
Broken:
all the attractive asians look the same or at least have the same haircut. whites have more variety
0063266☇+×
ZWMxETM:
okay nerd you got a point, also caring about how testosterone a man has is super homo
0063267☇+×
Broken:
but saying "korea men take the cake for sure" isn't?
0063268☇+×
Broken:
we all know the 'cake' is in reference to yourself
0063269☇+×
ZWMxETM:
im not a cake leaf im some terrible food they feed to prisoners
0063270☇+×
ZWMxETM:
you are tge cake
0063271☇+×
ZWMxETM:
the*
0063272☇+×
Barry:
Don't talk down about yourself young man
0063273☇+×
Barry:
Also Swiss is summoned by the og barry if this doesn't work that means he hates us
0063274☇+×
Barry:
Clearly your kids need you Swiss come home from the milk store please
0063275☇+×
ZWMxETM:
stay hard swiss
0063276☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No homo?
0063277☇+×
ZWMxETM:
nothing homo about staying hard
0063278☇+×
ZWMxETM:
stay hard barry
0063279☇+×
Broken:
im sick
0063280☇+×
Broken:
my nose is runny
0063281☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's going around 3/6 of my house has had some kind of virus in the last week or so
0063282☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Take oregano oil
0063283☇+×
ZWMxETM:
i had a virus too but it wasn't much it went away after a couple of days
0063284☇+×
ZWMxETM:
maybe it wll comeback and hit harder who knows
0063285☇+×
BTMkBjN:
My family is getting hit with another virus now right before my god damned surgery tomorrow
0063286☇+×
EmNlRmN:
im pretty much out of it now
0063287☇+×
EmNlRmN:
good luck barry you're going to need it
0063288☇+×
Y2YzUjZ:
I will be fine
0063289☇+×
ETYiNGZ:
I'm at the hospital now guys eeek
0063290☇+×
QWY2gjZ:
And someone seriously brought a whiny little fucking kid
0063291☇+×
Broken:
my dad went to the hospital too. apperently there is a 10% chance of prostate cancer
0063292☇+×
Broken:
they had to stick a figure up his ass lol
0063293☇+×
NDMwE2Y:
i was told by someone they do that to test stuff, thats why im never getting shit tested
0063294☇+×
NDMwE2Y:
why they do that?
0063295☇+×
Broken:
an enlargened prostate is a sign of cancer
0063296☇+×
Broken:
men don't need to be checked until we are in our 60/70s i think
0063297☇+×
dzMlRzY:
Oh dead prayers to your dad that could be bad leaf I'm sorry
0063298☇+×
dzMlRzY:
40 years is the earliest recommended to get checked
0063299☇+×
dzMlRzY:
My surgery went well the tumor was 3x as large as originally thought but nothing like prostate cancer. Hope for the best leaf
0063300☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The nurses gave me my phone back while I was on anesthesia sorry leef I didn't mean dead prayers I meant oh dear*
0063301☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also it doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer either. One way or another I wish him the best
0063302☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The purpose of a finger in the ass is to feel for the enlarged prostate Saudi bro if you care about yourself you should start having phyicals every year and at 40 they start sending you to gay doctors to have them inspect the prostate
0063303☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No homo
0063304☇+×
NDMwE2Y:
"you should start getting bum fingered by gay doctors every year"
0063305☇+×
NDMwE2Y:
nah
0063306☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ok
0063307☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If you don't have older men in your family who've had it you probably aren't at risk anyway
0063308☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
well i have a presentation in 30 min
0063309☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Good luck!
0063310☇+×
NDMwE2Y:
how did it go leafer
0063311☇+×
Broken:
i made sure it was as boring as possible so no one would bother to ask questions and it worked
0063312☇+×
cTYwATZ:
genius
0063313☇+×
cTYwATZ:
back poland i guess smh
0063314☇+×
E2YzcTY:
i didn't know leaf was japanese
0063316☇+×
E2YzcTY:
ohio
0063317☇+×
BjN3UWM:
kawaii desu ne leaf sama
0063318☇+×
BjN3UWM:
fk should have use kun
0063319☇+×
BjN3UWM:
god damn
0063320☇+×
Broken:
its been a week and im still sick
0063321☇+×
Broken:
one of you is to blame
0063322☇+×
Broken:
i should ask, your problem fixed with the tumor gone?
0063323☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I can feel a difference, I didn't realize how much it was impacting my life in small ways but today is by far the worst pain I've had since surgery
0063324☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They made 4 incisions and each one hurts on its own I can't even cough or clear my throat without pain
0063325☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Strep throat is going around. Did you try the oregano oil like I said?
0063326☇+×
BjN3UWM:
take a cold shower leaf
0063327☇+×
BjN3UWM:
eat a load
0063328☇+×
BjN3UWM:
stay hard
0063329☇+×
Broken:
always hard
0063330☇+×
BjN3UWM:
:fire:
0063331☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That was one of the most gay recommendations I've ever heard
0063332☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Eat a load? Stay hard?
0063333☇+×
E2YzcTY:
THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON
0063334☇+×
BjN3UWM:
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS?
0063335☇+×
BjN3UWM:
eat a load = eat alot
0063336☇+×
BjN3UWM:
i eat alot when i get sick
0063337☇+×
BjN3UWM:
and it seems to help
0063338☇+×
BjN3UWM:
maybe placebo idk
0063339☇+×
BjN3UWM:
swiss made a post here in my dream
0063340☇+×
Broken:
i would call you gay for dreaming for another man to return but i had the same dream
0063341☇+×
UTMxgzM:
lmao
0063342☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We need him back
0063343☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My wrist is super swollen like an inch from where they had one of my iv's it's freaking me out and it hurts
0063344☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And the pain from my incisions keeps waking me up at night. It's almost 3 am :'(
0063345☇+×
Broken:
that not good. put some ice on it
0063346☇+×
Broken:
i can't handle spicy food
0063347☇+×
UTMxgzM:
i can handle the heat butmy stomach can't handle it
0063348☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I love spicy food
0063349☇+×
JmZ4AjZ:
its entirely green
0063350☇+×
JmZ4AjZ:
lol not anymore
0063351☇+×
UTMxgzM:
had to ruined leafer huh?
0063352☇+×
Broken:
don't worry im back to being green
0063353☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Do you guys think Swiss has checked any of our posts or even misses us?
0063354☇+×
EmNlRmN:
well the site is still up so swiss hasn't 100% abandoned us just not posting anymore
0063355☇+×
EmNlRmN:
at least thinking there are the same person
0063356☇+×
EmNlRmN:
if they aren't... purpleswiss is the big gay
0063357☇+×
EmNlRmN:
i haven't seen a swiss id in a long time so no i don't think he has returned
0063358☇+×
EmNlRmN:
so most likely doesn't miss us
0063359☇+×
Broken:
i had a dream where swiss came back to respond to these messages and called me a fag for them
0063360☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Maybe you guys need to keep dreaming him back and I should make my exit. Clearly that's what triggered him. Sorry Swiss
0063361☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But wait I have news
0063362☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My sister drove her car down the wrong side of the road in Portland and crashed into a pole like a fucking moron
0063363☇+×
Broken:
im sorry you're biologically related
0063364☇+×
Broken:
but i have to ask, wasn't she off substances? well i guess not
0063365☇+×
Broken:
what the kids think?
0063366☇+×
IzMwATO:
She is on substances I think she only stops when it's convenient and she can make herself look like she's doing good
0063367☇+×
IzMwATO:
The kids don't know yet
0063368☇+×
UTMxgzM:
i assume she didn't die
0063369☇+×
UTMxgzM:
oh well
0063370☇+×
UTMxgzM:
i keep thinking that swiss might have finally accepted his lust for black people and settle with a black girl
0063371☇+×
UTMxgzM:
no idea why i keep imagining a french pervert with a black kween
0063372☇+×
UTMxgzM:
i might be a weirdo
0063373☇+×
UTMxgzM:
i can't help it
0063374☇+×
UTMxgzM:
sorry guys
0063375☇+×
JmZjRWM:
She didn't die. I wish she had though and that's not very Christlike of me I'm sorry
0063376☇+×
JmZjRWM:
Swiss loves thicc bitches I bet
0063377☇+×
Broken:
i like thicc bitches as well and not thicc bitches too
0063378☇+×
Broken:
actually i just like attractive woman but not too attractive cause that makes he feel self-conscious
0063379☇+×
Broken:
me not he
0063380☇+×
UTMxgzM:
he?
0063381☇+×
UTMxgzM:
big homo
0063382☇+×
Broken:
no big homo i said i like women
0063383☇+×
Broken:
saudi is a big homo, says he likes korean men
0063384☇+×
UTMxgzM:
i didn't say i like korean men, i just said they are attractive
0063385☇+×
UTMxgzM:
no homo
0063386☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
the only other person i know who says korean men are attractive is barry and barry is a woman which means you are gay
0063387☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
gross colour, its not green
0063388☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's not homo to acknowledge that another man is good looking
0063389☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My husband gets mad at me for some reason when we see an attractive man it's pretty funny
0063390☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And vice versa when we see an attractive woman. All I have to do it turn my head fast and he laughs at me
0063391☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Then I smack his shoulder and we have a good laugh
0063392☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Then he lies and says I'm the most beautiful person he knows
0063393☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I miss Swiss it's been like a month I'm heartbroken over it
0063394☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
see things are going well with your man
0063395☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
as for the swiss, like with my cat just assume he will come back when he wants to
0063396☇+×
UTMxgzM:
its over
0063397☇+×
FzM5IDO:
How fucked am I today when they run the fema test on everyone's phones?
0063398☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Nothing ever happens
0063399☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But maybe I'll look outside and finally see zombies 🧟
0063400☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's happening and I just hit the lock button on my iPhone and it stopped
0063401☇+×
UTMxgzM:
tf is fema test
0063402☇+×
UTMxgzM:
female*
0063403☇+×
UTMxgzM:
?
0063404☇+×
UTMxgzM:
female testicles?
0063405☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No young man
0063406☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Federal emergency management agency
0063407☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's an acronym sweet boy
0063408☇+×
EmNlRmN:
so nothing to do with the female testicle
0063409☇+×
EmNlRmN:
got it
0063410☇+×
R2NiJDM:
Are ovaries considered testicles?
0063412☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
maybe
0063413☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
lol when i was out for a walk a guy pulled up and wanted me to get in his car or take his phone number
0063414☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
i obviously refused
0063415☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
he asked some questions i foolishly answered
0063416☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
i thought he wanted directions or something of the sorts
0063417☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
cause that happens often
0063418☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
but this guy asked for how long i will be here and if i live here and if its with my family
0063419☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
and answered those foolishly
0063420☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
i only got weirded out when he asked me to get in his car
0063421☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
lol
0063422☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
im gonna still go out for walks specially in good weather
0063423☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
i don't give a shit
0063424☇+×
Broken:
so now we know where swiss went, hes gone ahead and did the zamzam water trip
0063425☇+×
Broken:
he was just asking you to come along but it seems you rudely rejected him
0063426☇+×
Broken:
but seriously saudis nearly got kidnapped
0063427☇+×
Broken:
probably was rapists looking for their next twink victim
0063428☇+×
Broken:
you a twink?
0063429☇+×
Broken:
are arab twinks a thing?
0063430☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
LOL
0063431☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
im not
0063432☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
im a scary looking dude
0063433☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
if he wanted to eat my ass he got some weird taste man
0063434☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
i got a beard
0063435☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
it's super weird cause it was 8:30
0063436☇+×
Q2Y4ATN:
wtf you doing kidnapping people at that time
0063437☇+×
Broken:
whats wrong with morning kidnappings?
0063438☇+×
Broken:
kidnap... why is this word a combination of kid and nap? the english language got some explaining to do
0063439☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What makes you say you're scary looking Saudi bro?
0063440☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm 99% sure a kidnapper was following my family around a parade we were just at
0063441☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I legit caught him checking out my niece and her friend. They're 10
0063442☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And he passed us several times doing it so I made my family move and he was walking behind me like 5 steps for a few blocks it really pissed me off
0063443☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I made everyone go into a parking lot until I couldn't see him anymore
0063444☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Obviously by that point I had brought it to his attention, and he was holding the tiniest kid by that point
0063445☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh no I was redundant
0063446☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyway
0063447☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Another grandpa-ish man heard us talking and was on edge and by the time we wer to the car we saw police jogging towards the area we saw him
0063448☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't like to cause scenes but I think I probably should have said something. I'm just not loud like that
0063449☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I also wish I was joking or embellishing but im not. This guy was fucked up and weird
0063450☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't see myself as a bearish type but if the mother bear instinct exists it was proven today. I was walking behind those kids the whole time half expecting to get hit with something in the head. I hope I was wrong and he was just shit faced
0063451☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I'd prefer to err on the edge of judgement. Why is a lone man at a kids function anyway? It's not it a big bar or club area
0063452☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I should add for clarity, the parking lot we went into was very well lit and no cars parked because it's on the parade route
0063453☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm still kinda reeling from it, knowing what the looks and such feel like from scary old dudes.. it just didn't sit well and I kick myself most now for not causing a scene
0063454☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But Americans operate on innocent until proven guilty
0063455☇+×
YzYlJzN:
innocent unless they are on your land then you must shoot them
0063456☇+×
YzYlJzN:
i say im scarry looking because people used to tell me that
0063457☇+×
YzYlJzN:
im school
0063458☇+×
YzYlJzN:
maybe not scarry but intimidating
0063459☇+×
YzYlJzN:
in*
0063460☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not going to lie but your purple made me happy for a second
0063461☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Are you tall or something? Do you have a defect?
0063462☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Do you have sharp teeth?!
0063463☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm really sad to read that the Gaza Strip had its power and water supply shut down. Among other things
0063464☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Remove people from their own land, control power/food/water supply, kill people, expect a thank you?
0063465☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I almost recorded audio of my husbands rant yesterday it was actually so funny. He does a really funny Jew impression I think you guys would have enjoyed it
0063466☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But it's probably not wise to record the statements he was making
0063467☇+×
YzYlJzN:
im tall relative to other people
0063468☇+×
YzYlJzN:
i might be 175cm idk exactly i got that after puberty like at 26 or something
0063469☇+×
YzYlJzN:
16 lol
0063470☇+×
YzYlJzN:
you are defected, stop being rude you silly women so i don't leave like swiss
0063471☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm sorry I wasn't trying to be rude I was just horsing around
0063472☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I'm not defective
0063473☇+×
EmNlRmN:
175cm is 5.7ft thats pretty average
0063474☇+×
EmNlRmN:
if that is tall for arabs are arabs short? i always through they would have been bigger
0063475☇+×
EmNlRmN:
but then again there was a arab kid in hs that was like 5ft. had a massive napoleonic complex over it
0063476☇+×
EmNlRmN:
his name was anis and he acted like an anus
0063477☇+×
YzYlJzN:
heh
0063478☇+×
YzYlJzN:
yeah i know i hear people here talk about how tal americans who come work here arel
0063479☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My son is only 13 and he's already 5'9 or I guess 179 cm
0063480☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's also been in boxing classes and he is so fast. I'm proud of him
0063481☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Just had to brag a bit because he's such a good kid
0063482☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My husband wants to go to Egypt for vacation but I've heard it's not super safe for women. Would I get in trouble for wearing a hijab or would that make a difference? Is that just how Egyptian men are?
0063483☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also my dad called this morning to tell me we need to support Israel and I said no. I think I may be removed from his will
0063484☇+×
EmNlRmN:
i call bull. no way hes 5.9 thats probably bigger than me
0063485☇+×
EmNlRmN:
how tall are you and your husband?
0063486☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I am 5'2 and my husband is 6'1. Both my dad and father in law are 6'2-6'3
0063487☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My sons best friend is 5'10 and wears size 13 shoes lol.. European people are just taller idk what to say
0063488☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If you're shorter than him then there are a few 8th grade girls on my nieces volleyball team taller than you too
0063489☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He was short for a very long time and suddenly just sprouted
0063490☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What's funny though is his voice is still changing and he is soooo skinny but he's way stronger than me
0063491☇+×
YzYlJzN:
why would you wear hijab lmao, honestly they will just think you are a muslim i don't see why they will get mad
0063492☇+×
YzYlJzN:
why did you get thar assumption from
0063493☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's not an assumption I just like to learn more about a place before I travel and that seems to be the general consensus
0063494☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Of white women who travel abroad anyway.
0063495☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I wouldn't assume it's any more safe to walk around at night elsewhere but there have been some times I've been afraid even by myself in Portland, thinking I know the city enough
0063496☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Inb4 don't dress a certain way, I wasn't
0063497☇+×
YzYlJzN:
lol
0063498☇+×
FzM5IDO:
A hijab seems offensive
0063499☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't think I'd wear one
0063500☇+×
YzYlJzN:
why did you research that though lol
0063501☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I actually read a thread about travel before we ever had that conversation
0063502☇+×
FzM5IDO:
>where wouldn't you go?
0063503☇+×
YzYlJzN:
america
0063504☇+×
YzYlJzN:
never going to america
0063505☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Can't blame you
0063506☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I was only born here. I only asked about a hijab because my husband said I should wear one but if there's no difference then why should I even go
0063507☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's just as ignorant apparently. America
0063508☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why I asked
0063509☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I would say that if you want to see cool old trees and mountains then come, but if you don't wanna there's nothing
0063510☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We just riot, eat hot chips, lie, and support Israel. I'm not about that life
0063511☇+×
YzYlJzN:
maybe your husbnd want to vibe check if you will actually wear it for him when he converts, considering that you didn't jusy say no smso you are in the good
0063512☇+×
YzYlJzN:
but hey thats just a theory
0063513☇+×
YzYlJzN:
go to qata instead
0063514☇+×
YzYlJzN:
i heard its expensive af so good luck with that
0063515☇+×
YzYlJzN:
qatar
0063516☇+×
YzYlJzN:
where would you like to travel leafer?
0063517☇+×
EmNlRmN:
not a big fan of travelling. always get constipated for some reason
0063518☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't realize have the desire to travel like that but I think Fiji sounds cool
0063519☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or the Florida keys. More for a spiritual purpose though, my mom was always happier when she was there and I want to emulate that experience in my own way
0063520☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She claimed to have never wanted to travel abroad but I very vaguely recall her mentioning something about going somewhere warm
0063521☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But personally I don't really have the money to burn like that and flying is sooooo expensive and gay. The jet lag on its own ruins a lot
0063522☇+×
FzM5IDO:
This may be an ignorant question saudi, but do women wear a hijab for men or for their future husband? Or themselves? I've heard a few different explanations
0063523☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Never mind I've moved on from that thought
0063524☇+×
FzM5IDO:
There's been a happening in my household and I'm curious about your guy's' thoughts on parental monitoring apps on kids cell phones? I'm interested to hear from you guys since you're not parents yet, does it seem too much like helicopter parenting?
0063525☇+×
YzYlJzN:
i really don't want to see wtf my kids are gonna have on there phones
0063526☇+×
YzYlJzN:
but i would like to know
0063527☇+×
YzYlJzN:
wait didn't mean to send that
0063528☇+×
YzYlJzN:
honestly parenting nowadays sounds like a whoel lot of pain pain
0063529☇+×
YzYlJzN:
smart phones will ruin everything
0063530☇+×
YzYlJzN:
im acting like an old man
0063531☇+×
YzYlJzN:
i just hope they won't interacte with fuck heads online and copy thier mannerisms
0063532☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You can always hope for one thing and a different thing manifests
0063533☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And yes you do want to see what they do. Literally for their own safety. Fucking dumb shits always testing the limits
0063534☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Lucky I know a little more than nothing about the internet. Imagine not knowing
0063535☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Let's just say, I was given a female child from America and she behaved in kind
0063536☇+×
FzM5IDO:
For fucks sake, maybe my sister being a liberal loony feminist didn't do much good for her kids. She's very lucky today was her last volleyball match
I can only try to be a pillar but I will do my very best
0063539☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I was dealt the hand in playing.. I can't just give up. Christ would never
0063540☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyway tomorrow is the global day of jihad what are your predictions? Good thing kids don't have school tomorrow
0063541☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
lmao who decided that
0063542☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
i have presentation today and i want to kill myself
0063543☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
i am so fucked
0063544☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Some guy idk
0063545☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Good luck today leaf you're gonna kick names and take ass
0063546☇+×
Broken:
finished my presentation went better then expected
0063547☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Knew it
0063548☇+×
FzM5IDO:
How are you guys doing today
0063549☇+×
Broken:
bored with all this copying and pasting
0063550☇+×
Barry:
Are you plagiarizing an assignment?
0063551☇+×
Barry:
Also hello
0063552☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
fish tank
0063553☇+×
Broken:
is back
0063554☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Bloop
0063555☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Wow I got a new phone and I'm still Barry
0063556☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The lady in the store was so sweet and saved me several hundred dollars
0063557☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Between Swiss' exit and Saudi's unwillingness to communicate idk what this chat is turning into
0063558☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Do we shake hands or something?
0063559☇+×
Broken:
saudi always talks around the same amount
0063560☇+×
Broken:
what did the lady in the store do to save you hundreds?
0063561☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Process everything in different transactions
0063562☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
i talk less now because i only d
0063563☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
do it before sleep
0063564☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
i used to do it when i wake up but i don't wake up early anymore
0063565☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
getting lazy ngl
0063566☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
also i don't get random men inviting me to there care everyday
0063567☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
their*
0063568☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
leaf don't shake a womans hand its a sin
0063569☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
didn't you get a new phone a couple of months back or am i confusing that with the car
0063570☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
anyway congrats you spoiled brat
0063571☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
LOL im sorry this is was crossing the line don't kill me
0063572☇+×
Broken:
didn't get anything lol I wish though
0063573☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
i must be confused then
0063574☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's a sin to shake a woman's hand? I didn't know that at all
0063575☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I feel like I could learn a lot from you Saudi but you just don't share your knowledge
0063576☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not a spoiled brat though we work hard for everything we have
0063577☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I describe it as falling backwards into adulthood
0063578☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We didn't always have the means. I drove a 1992 Subaru for years, we finally just sold it last summer for $700
0063579☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And even the car I have now is a 2016, it's nothing much. By this metric I might have a new car off the lot in another 10 years
0063580☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also my old phone was a refurbished iPhone 8 and I only upgraded to the 12
0063581☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Because it was a good deal now fucking way did I pay full price
0063582☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Still didn't get out of the store for less than $600 but I also bought 4 new phones and added the girls to our plan finally
0063583☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I went to a metal show last night I forgot how much I love it
0063584☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
you don't touch women who aren't your relatives or wife period handshakes are no exception, muslims are softening so might see man pathetically handshaking a woman like its nothing but you aren't supposed to do that.
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YjZ4QDO:
also I'm not hinding anything i just don't have an opportunity to talk about things like that and i don't want to force it
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YjZ4QDO:
im just being mean because im bored i don't really mean it, you deserve the best barry.
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FzM5IDO:
I don't think you're being mean at all
0063588☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And please, for Christ sake I'm an American we are literally the stupidest people
0063589☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I would love to learn more about your religion. We have had many conversations about converting as a family tbh but it almost seems inappropriate because we're white/jap Americans
0063590☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That could mean I can't talk to you guys anymore though and that makes me sad
0063591☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Question though.. could a man shake a woman's hand and be forgiven? Is forgiveness taught as much is Islam? Am I too forgiving? Where does it stop?
0063592☇+×
FzM5IDO:
As much in* Islam. Sorry
0063593☇+×
FzM5IDO:
In other words, what do you suggest Saudi? Do your people even want anyone like us?
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YjZ4QDO:
bruh
0063595☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
islam is not gated anyone can join
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YjZ4QDO:
forgiveness is not something i can put a line to honestly and yeah it is "tought" and talked about
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YjZ4QDO:
also talking to women is not a entirely a sin, if i went to a suoer marktw and the cashier was a woman and she told me how much i have to pay did we both sin?
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YjZ4QDO:
of course not
0063599☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
also im not sure if chatting without any physical confrontation is a sin
0063600☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
but when you catch feelings you will know its if its okay or not
0063601☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
it is said that christianity is pretty close to islam but its corrupted by man worship
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YjZ4QDO:
also i bet converting in a non muslim country really hard
0063603☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
i bet eurpean muslims have stronger faith than me because they have to face their muslim hating society
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YjZ4QDO:
me on the other hand im so fourtunate i can walk to mosque with no issues, i could drive a couple of kilmeters and then find a mosque to pray with others
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YjZ4QDO:
sorry for wall of text i went on a tanget i think
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YjZ4QDO:
tldr: we call allah the merciful, anyone can convert islam is not gated to group of people we love our brothers whereever they come from, being a muslim in europ/america mus be bery hard so god help our brothers in thise godless countries.
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YjZ4QDO:
also for the talking part do you think im sinning with you smh my head
0063608☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I was actually just reading a thread made by a married Saudi man on pol and he didn't seem to think this form of communication was a sin
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FzM5IDO:
So idk maybe that's subjective? God will tell us when we die I guess
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FzM5IDO:
Also the fucking captcha is impossible for my stupid brain so threads are suffering without my input
0063611☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also, my beautiful white son has been boxing and his coach thinks he can compete in tournaments when he learns some more advanced techniques I couldn't be more proud of him
0063612☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Back to the captcha complaint, all I did was attempt to post and I immediately got a spam text message. I knew it was a data mining thread. Fuck me I feel so stupid
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YjZ4QDO:
nice nice proud of mr barry jr
0063614☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
what was the context of his opinion? talking to woman in general or just text behind screen?
0063615☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Behind the screen. He seemed like a bit of a faggot though
0063616☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
lmao barry tf
0063617☇+×
EWZhFGO:
everyone is a fag on pol and thats because everyone is a fed and feds are fags
0063618☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I only say that because he was talking about respecting pronouns and stuff and I thought that was not something supported by your religion
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FzM5IDO:
I got a spam call yesterday and laughed in the pajeets ear and he mocked me. Apparently us border patrol and customs intercepted a package from Mexico for me
0063620☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I should've let it play out but he was an absolute twat
0063621☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh I almost forgot, almost daily reports of military vehicles like humvees, tanks, and mraps being spotted on trains going through the city next to mine. I live about two hours south of jblm
0063622☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I know someone who just went hunting near Yakima on a military base and 17/19 hunting units were closed for military training so no deers to butcher this week
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RWOwMDZ:
I hope Israel gets nuked
0063624☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
We can only hope for TND next
0063625☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
I should be more active here
0063626☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
Right guys? ^^
0063627☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
anyways I hate getting old
0063628☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
getting a job and shit, it's kinda gay
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JmZ4AjZ:
you going to post-education or straight into the workforce?
0063630☇+×
FzM5IDO:
>I hate getting old
0063631☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Lol, lmao even
0063632☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But post more anyway
0063633☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You have two outcomes if you're entering the workforce Swede
0063634☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Get a job you hate doing, or, hate yourself while you're doing something you love. I could be wrong though
0063635☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or join the military and fight for them. Become an entrepreneur idc just don't get anyone pregnant
0063636☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm 3.5 weeks post op and I really don't know what I'm saying anymore please help
0063637☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
I have no idea leaf
0063638☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
everyone wants me to go post-education but I don't care at all
0063639☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
As long as I have enough money to live im good :) for now atleast
0063640☇+×
cjMklzY:
Just be a stripper
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JmZ4AjZ:
barry is speaking from experience
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FzM5IDO:
I've never been a stripper! My sister was though
0063643☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Update on her anyway, since I've been chronicling everything here.. she's joined the ranks of the homeless in portland/Vancouver
0063644☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Unless she found a truck willing to put her up AND put up with her
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FzM5IDO:
I really miss Swiss though I wish he'd come back ;_;
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Broken:
yeah hes taking a long time getting that milk
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Broken:
im somehow surprised and not suprised by your sister being a stripper
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Broken:
but homeless huh, well guess that was inevitable
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Broken:
where was she living prior to that?
0063650☇+×
FzM5IDO:
In my dads house for free, while he was trying to sell
0063651☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She proceeded to total her car in Portland on a light pole and was hospitalized pretending not to know who she was or anything that happened. She's really cool
0063652☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Fuck my god damned life why are 13 year olds so spastic
0063653☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not even going into detail but they're so fucking dumb it makes my blood boil
0063654☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Two 13 year olds under the same roof must be a cruel joke by god
0063655☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I think my 40s might be cool. Maybe. If this toddler ever goes home
0063656☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And leaf, please disregard your surprise because we all knew. Fuck her, she's a piece of garbage and a stain. She deserves everything she gets. Npc's will say im mean and heartless
0063657☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If only you knew the wrath of growing up with her
0063658☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Did you ever get credit carded or sexuality's
0063659☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sexualized**
0063660☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She was mean as fuck on top of that.
0063661☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm talking about sexual stuff daily for years, with me telling and being ridiculed by everyone
0063662☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But shhhh she's really good at sports and stuff. Fuck all of that I was mediocre at best and she was a star. No wonder I'm not super nice, I apologize
0063663☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I really need to stop trying to have two conversations at once. Sorry guys
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Broken:
in other news my nephew bit his friend and got sent to the principals office
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YjZ4QDO:
wild
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Broken:
well he is also only 3, 4 in December
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Broken:
he said he will never do it again because he had to wait a very long time for the principal
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YjZ4QDO:
he got taught silly brat
0063669☇+×
Broken:
i got a new mole on my left hand
0063670☇+×
Broken:
the fuck did everyone go?
0063671☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sorry I had a busy weekend
0063672☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Did the principal bite your nephew back as punishment?
0063673☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I would consider biting another child to be one of the most heinous crimes committed by little kids. They're mouths are already disgusting and so is their skin, they of course don't understand this but if it were my niece or own child I'd scare the shit out of them to not do it again
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FzM5IDO:
My niece is 4 in march, does your nephew throw fits about unreasonable things too?
0063675☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Something has been telling me that I'm still yet to discover the extent of her damage, because how do you test a little one psychologically?
0063676☇+×
Broken:
they will continue to throw fits until they are pre-teens stop for a year or two then start throwing fits as 16 year olds
0063677☇+×
Broken:
its the cycle of life
0063678☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I should figure out a way to record and censor one of her fits so you can see. She acts like a literal infant
0063679☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It gets worse after she has visits with her mother, because she was raised thinking she can get away with anything because she's a cute little baby but she's almost 4 and I don't find it charming
0063680☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Who is lurking I see a new id
0063681☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
poop!
0063682☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
Idk if you talked about me but it is I Swede
0063683☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yes I was talking about your black ass
0063684☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My dog was just running in her sleep super fast and I thought she was having a seizure my heart is racing right now
0063685☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Better get online and post about it
0063686☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
that was a terrible swiss impression swedr how dare you
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Broken:
i wonder what a dog dream is like
0063688☇+×
Broken:
like it seems like your dog was having a nightmare
0063689☇+×
Broken:
i imagin that they are dreaming of being chased by some kind of predator
0063690☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Well when I yelled her name she got up like we were playing so she was probably chasing something in her dream she was going fast
0063691☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Did you also know that dogs have thoughts? It's true I've witnessed it too
0063692☇+×
YjZ4QDO:
"i wonder what my butthole smells like" - dogs probably
0063693☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Lol
0063694☇+×
FzM5IDO:
So my oldest niece got suspended today for beating shit out of a boy who's been harassing her
0063695☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Life is always so spicy
0063696☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Wake up to two new mass shootings today
0063697☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Happy Thursday
0063698☇+×
E2YzcTY:
speaking of dogs mine dies tomorrow
0063699☇+×
E2YzcTY:
I'm a very sad swede today
0063700☇+×
E2YzcTY:
I had him since I was 7 so hes 12
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Broken:
rip sorry swede thats rough
0063702☇+×
Broken:
hes going to be chasing his butthole smell in doggy heaven
0063703☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm so sorry Swede that's extremely sad :(
0063704☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I hope you're okay today Swede <3
0063705☇+×
E2YzcTY:
I'm good thanks Barry
0063706☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Good to hear that
0063707☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Dog's really are the best friends ever though my springer just helped me put up all of our jack-o-lanterns it was sweet
0063708☇+×
Broken:
its fucking snowing
0063709☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah the snow level dropped to 5000 feet I can feel the nippley air
0063710☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But mt saint Helens has snow now yay for sledding time
0063711☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My outrage towards Israel is growing day by day idk what to do about it though
0063712☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Where are the people from Gaza supposed to go?
0063713☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I could post a video of me singing imagine like all those celebrities did when covid lockdowns started. That will show them
0063714☇+×
Broken:
whole class went profs house today. I played with the cats for like 2 hours while everyone was talking
0063715☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That weird is he some kind of pervert
0063716☇+×
Broken:
nah hes great
0063717☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ok good. I don't want you to get raped
0063718☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My nose won't quit fucking bleeding
0063719☇+×
RWOwMDZ:
lead dont worry nobody would rape you
0063720☇+×
Broken:
thanks man
0063721☇+×
Broken:
no one wants to rape you either
0063722☇+×
Broken:
barry did your nose stop now?
0063723☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah it stopped today
0063724☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm sad today
0063725☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I have to go back to work after 6 weeks off. Then I have two more days off for the weekend
0063726☇+×
Broken:
i have a presentation on tuesday
0063727☇+×
Broken:
why the 6 week break anyways?
0063728☇+×
U2NmJmN:
Because I had an organ removed from my body
0063729☇+×
U2NmJmN:
Good luck presenting frendo
0063730☇+×
ImM4YTM:
this is still up huh
0063731☇+×
Broken:
hi germany
0063732☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I wonder why red Swiss used Roman numerals for his landing page
0063733☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Germany won't be back. If he's the nice one I spoke to a few years ago then hello it's me again
0063734☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I hope your trees fell easily
0063735☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I fed my dogs so much raw deer they barely move around tonight. Oh yeah we got a deer forgot to tell you all
0063736☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And a new meat grinder my life is about to change for the better
0063737☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You're all invited for blackstrap and mashed potatoes tomorrow night my address is **** **nd ave ********, wa 98632
0063738☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But if you're smart enough you already knew that
0063739☇+×
Broken:
i never had deer. wonder why they don't sell it
0063740☇+×
Broken:
wait do they sell it?
0063741☇+×
Broken:
whatever
0063742☇+×
Broken:
this made me hungry
0063743☇+×
Broken:
our neighbours came over a took all our firewood
0063744☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Did you call the police on them?
0063745☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't think they sell deer but lots of hunters will sell their excess
0063746☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Wait you can actually order deer from Hawaii now that I think of it
0063747☇+×
FzM5IDO:
https://mauinuivenison.com/
0063748☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's very lean, and more gamey but not as gamey as lamb in my opinion
0063749☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I use it in place of beef in any recipe. Even osso bocu (sp)
0063750☇+×
Broken:
no they took with permission
0063751☇+×
Broken:
this is something I thought of in the shower yesterday
0063752☇+×
Broken:
The things we know about child abuse comes from the abuse of children. Without or preventing such abuse means we would lack knowledge of its effects. The first tribe of humans have no knowledge of the consequences of sexual relations with children. Is it immoral for them to begin to have sexual relations with children? If the consequences are unknown, can the act be morally wrong?
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Broken:
Now you travel back in time to this tribe and are gifted the divine power to rule over them for 100 years. Do you stop them? If you do this tribe will never learn the negative consequences. You could tell them why it is bad but these people want to see evidence. The tribe is incensed over this arbitrary tyranny. One tribesman tells you in front of the tribe that in his quest of knowledge he will begin a sexual relationship with his 3 year old dau...text too long... aint nobody got time for that...
0063754☇+×
Broken:
...daughter for the rest of his life. If you were to stop/kill him the other tribe members will forever see you as a tyrant who fears the discovery of knowledge.
0063755☇+×
Broken:
Is that thinking right? Do you still stop him? Remember your rule over the tribe ends in a 100 years and when that happens there is nothing stopping them from beginning their abuse. You may be only delaying the inevitable but at least you save those children in your rule.
0063756☇+×
kjMkZDZ:
im tyrant, no one will be save nit even the children or the woman
0063757☇+×
kjMkZDZ:
safe*
0063758☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Do I need to call the police?
0063759☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Leaf.. no
0063760☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Maybe you should get raped
0063761☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What kind of saw movie is this
0063762☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Tyranny it is
0063763☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That also reminds me of a long piece I read about aboriginal people. What you described is what they literally did/still may do in some cases
0063764☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Look it up
0063765☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But they had no leadership telling them not to do so. It was common in all tribes and families
0063766☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And they evidently never learned it was wrong
0063767☇+×
Broken:
goes to show you that maybe the forbidden fruit wasn't to be eaten
0063768☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah because it's traumatic. Trauma leads to more trauma and bad decisions in adulthood
0063769☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ask any druggie on the street, not a single one had a good childhood.
0063770☇+×
FzM5IDO:
There's always at least one event. The worst ones who barely remember their names can recount abuse to a shocking degree of accuracy.
0063771☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I haven't told anyone this, my sister claims our dad did some shit to her and look at her now. Not saying I necessarily believe her but I did see some scary stuff. He was exposed to agent orange and went super crazy when I was about 10
0063772☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Enough of that sad shit. My son will likely compete at boxing in January I think that's so exciting. I'm so proud he's doing great I wish I could share pictures and stuff
0063773☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And the other one will be 14 in a few days, she's so good at wrestling she has her name in a banner in the gym. Not just because she is a little black she's actually fucking good
0063774☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm trying to push the non victim mentality on them and it's working
0063775☇+×
FTZyQWM:
well thats nice
0063776☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Thanks Saudi :)
0063777☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Dudes
0063778☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Nvm you won't care
0063779☇+×
Broken:
what?
0063780☇+×
ZWMkVzY:
tf is that barry spit it out
0063781☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Nothing I forgot
0063782☇+×
Broken:
oh ok
0063783☇+×
Broken:
sure believable
0063784☇+×
Broken:
anyways had a presentation yesterday, didn't enjoy doing it very awkward
0063785☇+×
ZWMkVzY:
pathetic leaf you should enjoy the pain and suffering
0063786☇+×
ZWMkVzY:
stay hard
0063787☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My son won both of his first wrestling matches, one by a pin and niece won her first one by a pin too
0063788☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yay
0063789☇+×
FzM5IDO:
This is a house of champions
0063790☇+×
Broken:
i thought your boy was doing boxing
0063791☇+×
Broken:
but still congrats
0063792☇+×
MTY0QDO:
He does both
0063793☇+×
MTY0QDO:
Wrestling is through his school and boxing is a private gym
0063794☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I fucked mt god damned knee up again idk if I told you guys
0063795☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But my knees like to pop off sometimes
0063796☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If you're running and it sounds like you're stepping on gravel it's probably not good
0063797☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Mine did that when I was trying to run to watch my son's first match and I'm seriously regretting all my decisions
0063798☇+×
FzM5IDO:
it's swollen to like the size of a grapefruit
0063799☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Don't get old so they say
0063800☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I wasn't trying to run I was running and heard the crunch then I stomped on it a bunch thinking that would fix it and it didn't. Medical
0063801☇+×
FDNzE2M:
damn i hope your knee gets better
0063802☇+×
FDNzE2M:
your son sounds like a real fighter good job
0063803☇+×
MjYjF2M:
He is. He's super tall and skinny so I suspect it has something to do with his confidence subconsciously
0063804☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Amongst other things anyway
0063805☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's really good at it. Some parents are weird about combat sports but not me
0063806☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's very practical, especially if they ever need to defend themselves against real life enemies
0063807☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's like a step beyond "kick and scream if someone picks you up"
0063808☇+×
FzM5IDO:
More like "hurt this person in the worst way you know how" (while kicking and screaming)
0063809☇+×
FzM5IDO:
American football is more dangerous and more pointless
0063810☇+×
Broken:
true high concusion rate i hear
0063811☇+×
Broken:
despite the helmets
0063812☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yes. I let him try football for like a week and then he told me he and his friend were bashing helmets for fun I was like nope
0063813☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Badgering heads with helmets on*
0063814☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Bashing
0063815☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Jesus
0063816☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He isn't at the point he can't even punch or get punched full force in boxing his coach is very serious about safety
0063817☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I must have had a stroke while sleeping I can't do words
0063818☇+×
Broken:
i used to bash my head into things
0063819☇+×
Broken:
it was fun being a child
0063820☇+×
UWZ1MDN:
true
0063821☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But cte is a thing
0063822☇+×
kTNjFjY:
whats that
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Broken:
brain damage basically
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Broken:
can turn you senile when you are only like 20
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FzM5IDO:
At least in boxing he's never allowed to punch or get punched more than 20% of his partners ability
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FzM5IDO:
In football they encourage the boys to go full force
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FzM5IDO:
I've never understood that rite of passage. Why should my son willfully harm his developing brain to prove he's a man? Boxing teaches discipline
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FzM5IDO:
And techniques
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Broken:
what does 20% of their ability mean? how do they measure that?
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Broken:
no sport teaches discipline, thats something you learn on your own. sports is just a good medium for learning
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Broken:
lots of athletes don't have any discipline cause they get by on pure talent
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cTMmZTN:
I don't think there is a way to measure it you just don't hit each other as hard as you can
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cTMmZTN:
And combat sports definitely teach discipline idk what you're on about
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Broken:
mike tyson lost his after cus died, was never the same fighter
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Broken:
boxing didn't teach him discipline it was enforced by cus and when he lost cus tyson's skills diminshed
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Broken:
I don't really understand what makes discipline but it isn't just following a regiment and working hard
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Broken:
you need to demonstrate that you can follow a set of commands without faulting or getting eager in multiple fields
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ETYjRWO:
leaf actually spitting i might go buy a canada flag and put it in my car for this
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hzM0MWM:
That makes sense. But you're leaving out the race science part of it
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FzM5IDO:
Do I need to elaborate or do you know where I'm going with this?
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Broken:
elaborate
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FzM5IDO:
:| seriously
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FzM5IDO:
You're describing skills that mike Tyson wasn't capable of in the first place
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FzM5IDO:
Cus was a white guide for him. Can you give me a real example?
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MTMwQTZ:
idk i don't follow lots of combat sports but I guess strickland is an example
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MTMwQTZ:
did mma for most of his life but never was considered a world champion level fighter
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MTMwQTZ:
when he lost to pereira he went to train with him when most fighters would be too prideful
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MTMwQTZ:
came back and beat izzy who never changed his game even after his own fighters with pereira
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MTMwQTZ:
izzy never had the discipline to look at himself and change while strickland put his ego aside to improve
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MTMwQTZ:
both train in mma and frankly izzy is more skillful but stricklands discipline was the deciding factor in their fighter
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MTMwQTZ:
his discipline came from something outside the octagon
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RDOzMGN:
barry acting like leaf is black
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RDOzMGN:
lol
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RDOzMGN:
maybe swiss head canon gotten into her head
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RDOzMGN:
or maybe im just making things up
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NzM0IzY:
No I'm just reminding him that they are not like us
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NzM0IzY:
Would like Tyson have punched that man on the plane if cus had been with him?
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NzM0IzY:
I think not
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NzM0IzY:
Anyway guys I'm really mad about Israel today. Openly committing war crimes and the world is just ok with it
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BjNwMmZ:
Clearly nobody here cares to hear about it
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Broken:
saudi has some hot takes
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FzM5IDO:
I'm trying to hear them but he's gone silent
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I2YjBjM:
mike should have murdered that fking retard
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I2YjBjM:
harassing people on the plane
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I2YjBjM:
who is the nigger in the situation
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I2YjBjM:
get real barry
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I2YjBjM:
also that nigger on tiktok punching people
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I2YjBjM:
i really wished he was harassed another nigger and that other nigger shot him
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I2YjBjM:
dumbasses need to know their place barry
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I2YjBjM:
sorry i know that guy was not "harrassing people"
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I2YjBjM:
but its never nice to harass anyone in a looked space like a plane
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I2YjBjM:
maybe a point about self control is to be made
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I2YjBjM:
but the example you brought was just lame
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I2YjBjM:
sorry to disappoint leaf
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I2YjBjM:
im not good with words
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I2YjBjM:
maybe im a nigger just like mike
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FWOxczN:
Whatever I don't care about that argument anymore I have moved on with my life
0063878☇+×
FWOxczN:
Now I'm excited to tell you I'm in the middle of reading Osama bin Ladens letter to America and I have to say it's pretty good stuff
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FWOxczN:
Am I being radicalized online?
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Broken:
lol you a leftist now
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Broken:
from what i heard about this story is that the commies love bin laden now
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FzM5IDO:
I don't think that's how it works though
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FzM5IDO:
I didn't know they lived him now either I just think what he said in the letter is correct to a t
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FzM5IDO:
I also never said I was a republican lol
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Broken:
what party you vote for then? unless you talking ideology then no you are not republican
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Broken:
socially fascist but without its economics is my guess
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FzM5IDO:
I don't vote because I don't think women should
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FzM5IDO:
Also the whole idea that rightoids are now leftists because some of them agree that they don't like seeing babies die en mass is a psyop
0063889☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They voted in into this mess and I want no part of it. If women never voted I wouldn't have to work this stupid fucking job getting screamed at by boomers all day
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Broken:
fading.blue/u/321480
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ZjYwY2N:
so barry is a feminist?
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ZjYwY2N:
leaf that comic is dumb i don't like it
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FzM5IDO:
How at all does this make me a feminist?
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Broken:
i can't stop laughing at it
0063895☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Maybe I'm confused?
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Broken:
he paints the walls with mayonnaise
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Broken:
he does it with such confidence
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Broken:
and its implied that he paints the whole wallmart in it
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FzM5IDO:
Then the pregnant boon get fired?
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Broken:
lol yeah
0063901☇+×
Broken:
even though she clear didn't do it the manager still needed someone to take the heat
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Broken:
im giggling while typing this. i don't know why i find it was funny as i do
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Broken:
as* funny as i do
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FzM5IDO:
It's pretty funny the more I think about it
0063905☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I put a new screen protector on my phone and a tiny dog hair got stuck under despite my best efforts and it's making me very angry
0063906☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's | | this long but I can see it so I'm mad
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I2YjBjM:
its so you can remember your dog at all times
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FzM5IDO:
Like id forget... cmon
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EWZhFGO:
you got the hair out yet
0063910☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No I'm gonna leave it until I fuck this screen up and replace it again in two days
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FzM5IDO:
Fun Barry fact, I am incredibly clumsy
0063912☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I startle easy so my life is like a cartoon
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hDMyEjY:
heh
0063914☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's because I was supposed to be left handed
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FzM5IDO:
Just a suspicion anyway
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Broken:
i got another presentation tomorrow
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Broken:
i want to die
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MTMlJzN:
come on leaf it will be nothing you went couole of presentation already
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FGNlVGM:
Tomorrow is thamksgiving you should celebrate like Americans
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Broken:
i had thanksgiving back in october
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YmYlJTY:
Happy holidays to all of you!
0063922☇+×
YmYlJTY:
Wtf I'm not Barry anymore
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MTMlJzN:
thank you mrs barry
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MTMlJzN:
thank you mr leaf
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MTMlJzN:
is this how you celebrate thanks giving
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EGO5UjZ:
thank you lausanonymous
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Broken:
canadian's just eat turkey and if the whole family is there the men play football
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FzM5IDO:
We make an absurd amount of food and watch American football
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FzM5IDO:
And I do the dishes
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FzM5IDO:
This year is going to be different though, first big holiday without my mother in law
0063931☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I was out in charge of replicating her stuffing recipe and I just hope I make her proud
0063932☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She liked how I've done it before but without her here to guide me I just have to go by memory
0063933☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And generally everyone takes turns telling the table what they're thankful for
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ZWYxEmY:
pagans are weird smh
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ZWYxEmY:
regardless good luck barry
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FzM5IDO:
Yeah you're not wrong
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FzM5IDO:
Wait till I tell you about the man who sneaks into everyone's house at night and leaves gifts
0063938☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or the bunny who is somehow relevant during Easter
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FzM5IDO:
The holidays are just very special to me, I associate them with really happy memories from a better time
0063940☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sorry, I woke up emotional today. I forgot how hard it is to go about the season now without two moms
0063941☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Last year I hosted thanksgiving and my mother in law was here and within weeks she was dead. It's weird
0063942☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyway.. don't you have a holiday coming soon Saudi? I'm going to guess and don't be mad if I'm wrong, is it Eid?
0063943☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not gonna google it I wanna test my memory
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FzM5IDO:
Also, star of the show this year in my dishes is sage. I'm trying another new recipe if it hits I'll post a picture
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EmNlRmN:
connecting the holidays to paganism is overblown
0063946☇+×
EmNlRmN:
hell easter (at least originally) is completely detached from pagonism
0063947☇+×
Broken:
my presentation has been moved to next week
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MTMlJzN:
your stress period is increased congrats
0063949☇+×
MTMlJzN:
eid is after 5 months
0063950☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh sorry I didn't mean anything by it I was just guessing
0063951☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I swear I thought I'd heard that
0063952☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Guys I miss Swiss a lot I worry about him daily
0063953☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It hurts to be ghosted like this. I really saw him as a good friend. I see all of you as good friends, better friends than my real life friends even. I hope he comes back
0063954☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Does that make me a loser? I don't think so.. if I had close male friends in regular life my husband would have a conniption fit, but I've been so honest with you all about my life and you've still accepted me. I don't see my work friends doing that
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FzM5IDO:
I keep waking up feeling super emotional if you couldn't tell
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Broken:
there is a repetative noise in my left ear and i am annoyed
0063957☇+×
Broken:
its very slight but i can hear it
0063958☇+×
Broken:
I can only hear it when i stand still or sit
0063959☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Have you recently been exposed to loud noise?
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Broken:
no I can only hear it when there is some machinary working. what it is i don't know
0063961☇+×
Broken:
did my presentation, thought it went well
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gDNihTO:
Good job!
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VTOyU2Y:
thank you mother barry
0063964☇+×
EWOiJzY:
got exams in 2 weeks and i don't like that
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FzM5IDO:
You're going to do just fine, like you have been doing
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Broken:
saudi hasn't been complaining about his life
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UDNhdjN:
I hope that's a good thing
0063968☇+×
UDNhdjN:
I have some complaints if you need to hear anything
0063969☇+×
Broken:
m
0063970☇+×
ADMidjY:
Pardon me?
0063971☇+×
Broken:
i hit m by mistake ignore it
0063972☇+×
VTOkFWO:
hey leaf have you heard of lord of mysteries novel? its sick im 80 chapters in and loving it
0063973☇+×
VTOkFWO:
went out with a friend for pizza and he told i tbought he was obsessed until i read it
0063974☇+×
VTOkFWO:
told me about it*
0063975☇+×
VTOkFWO:
i have brain damage i wish to die this friday
0063976☇+×
VTOkFWO:
anyway you are an intellectual leaf tell me wha you think
0063977☇+×
Broken:
give my a synopsis cause the cover looks gay and most chinese stuff, at least modern, is ass
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FzM5IDO:
Don't say you want to die Saudi. I want you to live
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NTN0ADM:
Sup
0063980☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Hello
0063981☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Someone or something knocked over my statue of
0063982☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Whoops
0063983☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Saint Francis of Assisi
0063984☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The patron saint of animals
0063985☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What does this imply
0063986☇+×
Broken:
that you are a catholic
0063987☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It broke in half
0063988☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not catholic I just like the guy. What are you gonna do, shoot me?
0063989☇+×
Broken:
wikipedia says he is against dying alone and against fire so I guess you will die alone in a blaze
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FzM5IDO:
FUCK
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FzM5IDO:
I knew it was ominous
0063992☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I've avoided telling you guys all day
0063993☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But this morning shortly after I found the statue, I also found my male bunny passed away in his sleep
0063994☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Granted they were very old when we got them
0063995☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I still don't think it was a coincidence
0063996☇+×
FzM5IDO:
God is real. I'm not sure what he meant by this though
0063997☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's my [insert last name] curse. Idk what to do anymore
0063998☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I think the curse is very old. Many such horrible cases in my family's history, not limited to animals
0063999☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My oldest aunt died at 2 years old in 1948 from meningitis, oldest uncle died piss ass drunk and homeless in Alaska
0064000☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Not to mention so many cases of addiction/suicide/mental illnesses.. how do I stop this
0064001☇+×
Broken:
take your man's name
0064002☇+×
gjMwEjN:
Could someone give me a link to trump's 2020 ghandi dark knight rises campaign vid? It was posted on r/conservative like 2days ago but dumb me didn't bother to bookmark it
0064003☇+×
gjMwEjN:
Btw normie me was sent here from old.reddit /comments/187v1ee/comments/kbizprf
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Broken:
idk
0064005☇+×
FzM5IDO:
How do people keep finding the old Reddit post?
0064006☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And you're probably right leaf. We just haven't had a really good time to get married yet
0064007☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But we're basically married by common law and our family
0064008☇+×
ETY4ADO:
that was an L take leaf im disappointed
0064009☇+×
Broken:
you know what is an L take saudi? not giving me my synopsis of the webnovel
0064010☇+×
Broken:
i'm not going to read it until you tell me
0064011☇+×
M2M4cDM:
f1les c4tb0x /t0h1fc, mpfour who has more of her?
0064012☇+×
Broken:
oi the coomer ads have infiltrated lausanonymous
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Broken:
how is it the first thing you say is asking for pictures of women
