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gzYlhTN:
very long fishe
0065456+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Swede please think of 3 more animals you like
0065457+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
That's the assignment
0065458+×
gzYlhTN:
water is boiling, tortellini time and then i must go to work
0065459+×
gzYlhTN:
i hope everyone does something they like today
0065460+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Same for me but burrito
0065461+×
gzYlhTN:
au revoir
0065462+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Love you
0065463+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Swede, have you considered any eaters? Capybaras? Reptiles?
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NWNwUmN:
uhm
0065465+×
NWNwUmN:
hold up
0065466+×
NWNwUmN:
I'll think really hard
0065467+×
NWNwUmN:
do humans count
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UTO0MDN:
No
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UTO0MDN:
Dogs, cats, hedgehogs, crows and great whites
0065470+×
UTO0MDN:
Undeniably the best list
0065471+×
NWNwUmN:
oh fuck
0065472+×
NWNwUmN:
I do love hedgehogs actually
0065473+×
NWNwUmN:
squirrels too
0065474+×
NWNwUmN:
I am connected to them spiritually
0065478+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Hedgehogs over there are big aren't they?
0065479+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Crows are also super fucking cool. Mr Barry won't let me decorate the house with crow stuff
0065480+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Also get off your high horse Swiss that definitely is not the best list. Denied
0065481+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
There's a squirrel who lives in the tree outside of my office and it has such funny habits l. I love to watch it
0065482+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Really though, you're telling me great whites>snow leopards?
0065483+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Get fucking real. You've never even observed a snow leopard they're so cute
0065484+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
And it's not the same category as "cats". Which btw, what do you mean by that?
0065485+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
They are a "great" cat. And endangered. The little goblins that live in houses are peasants compared to wild cats
0065486+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
And they spread toxoplasmosis. Don't forget
0065487+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I bet your toxoplasmosis made you name them second on your list
0065488+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Oh shit guys I think I accidentally over micro dosed some psilocybin's my brain feels like it's in the air but my body is
like centered
0065489+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
It's happening fast
0065490+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Good thing I'm home alone. My vision is better too... weird
0065491+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I said a lot of stuff sorry
0065492+×
ZTNlhTO:
Swiss will never get off his high horse
0065493+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
That's what Swiss people do
0065494+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Anyway
0065495+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
The internet is getting really weird lately so if I don't see you guys again I truly do love you, my sweet and dear
parasociale friends
0065496+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I didn't mean to say that in Spanish m
0065497+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I think I took too much of a dose today, sound and reading feels like wrinkling aluminum foil
0065498+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
but I'm also still functioning as a person
0065499+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
wtf should I eat more?
0065500+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Bros
0065501+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I think I know what to do
0065502+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Wait
0065503+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Have your lips ever felt like water?
0065504+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
If anyone asking yes the fucking kid is asleep
0065505+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
No one has ever asked what it's like to be a full time pot head apparently
0065506+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Newsflash: I do every harmless thing
0065507+×
ITMjJDO:
What give?
0065508+×
UTO0MDN:
I think they're putting more than weed in those edibles...
0065509+×
UTO0MDN:
Edibles you never sent me because you're a big meanie head
0065510+×
ITMjJDO:
I just payed money to remove ads from a sudoku app
0065511+×
UTO0MDN:
How much?
0065512+×
NWNwUmN:
Payed
0065513+×
NWNwUmN:
Also very sad Barry went crazy and jumped out of a window :(
0065514+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea, it's paid Barry
0065515+×
UTO0MDN:
Why is the American educational system so bad?
0065516+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't worry her fat and weak bones cushioned the fall
0065517+×
UTO0MDN:
And the body of all the dead animals she has murdered
0065518+×
UTO0MDN:
Japma, the ducks and the rabbits are up in heaven telling me to tell you "Baka!"
0065519+×
ITMjJDO:
I'm not Barry lmao
0065520+×
NWNwUmN:
Huh?
0065521+×
NWNwUmN:
Larry
0065522+×
ITMjJDO:
I'm the guy with a new flag every other time
0065523+×
EDN4kDN:
You flexing with your private jet or something?
0065524+×
EDN4kDN:
Are you Taylor swift?
0065525+×
EDN4kDN:
Yes, I vote American #2 be called Larry
0065526+×
ATN2QDO:
I'm not a white woman
0065527+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
What the heck
0065528+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Swiss your fucking fat and weak who are you trying to insult?
0065529+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
And if you're not fat your definitely weak at least
0065530+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
You're not worth my time. You just enjoy attention it's not even banter at this point
0065531+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I rethought everything yesterday guys. Idk how I did it but I got a slightly mild dose and it turned into a little bit more
of a thing
0065532+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Also Swiss called me mean, he literally never sent me an address
0065533+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Fuck him
0065534+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I think I need to quit my job though and be a full time mom. It feels like I'm a full time bank lady and part time mom and
that's not the natural order of life
0065535+×
ITMjJDO:
I paid* around 3bucks twice for two apps, for some reason I didn't see that message
0065536+×
ITMjJDO:
Your chat making me look schizo
0065537+×
ITMjJDO:
Especially with the flag switching
0065538+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
No it's not I'm obviously the donkey dick lover with autism
0065539+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
What do you guys think about this sauce recipe?
0065540+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
https://www.recipetineats.com/vermouth-jus-sauce/#wprm-recipe-container-60665
0065541+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I've never heard of such a thing but apparently it's good with crispy pork belly which I am making tonight
0065542+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you so mean and hurtful?
0065543+×
UTO0MDN:
3 bucks is reasonable for no ads as long as it's not a sub
0065544+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
You made me this way Swiss
0065545+×
UTO0MDN:
I did nothing
0065546+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you accuse me
0065547+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm honestly feeling offended and attacked right now
0065548+×
UTO0MDN:
I thought this was supposed to be a safe space free from bullies
0065549+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Shut up
0065550+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
You, sir, are a narcissist
0065551+×
NWNwUmN:
mental degredation in the lausanonymous chat i cant tell what is going on anymore
0065552+×
NWNwUmN:
also barry is a bank lady? barry lore expanded, doxx incoming (its ok its not swiss)
0065553+×
UTO0MDN:
You keep being offensive Barry
0065554+×
UTO0MDN:
This is why people think you're mean
0065555+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede, weere you hare for the Barry Boomer chronicals?
0065556+×
UTO0MDN:
Its was a cyber noir detective story where Barry was on a quest to find her stolen penis
0065557+×
UTO0MDN:
The investigation lead to a rabbit hole of corruption, degeneracy and conspiracy from the lowest levels to the highest
0065558+×
ZzM1cTO:
what is this place
0065559+×
UTO0MDN:
A place for friends to hang out
0065560+×
ourLeaf:
a jew, hid him from barry
0065561+×
hDOmFmN:
Im crying
0065562+×
UTO0MDN:
Why?
0065563+×
NTOlZDM:
Cause im poor
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ITMjJDO:
relatable
0065565+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you poor?
0065566+×
NTOlZDM:
I dont know
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EjYmJTZ:
Ok but seriously lausers we need a movie night
0065568+×
EjYmJTZ:
would be fun
0065569+×
EjYmJTZ:
also I'm Swede again why the hell does my flag change to Lithuania when I'm at grandmas does she live under the lithuanian
embassy or something
0065570+×
UTO0MDN:
Your grandma is a spy
0065571+×
UTO0MDN:
What movie do you propose?
0065572+×
NTOlZDM:
Im from papua new guinea
0065573+×
EjYmJTZ:
I dont know what do yall want to watch
0065574+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I like dystopian future movies and action movies
0065575+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
And I love movies about dogs
0065576+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Like homeward bound
0065577+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I tried to watch Oppenheimer the other day and it's very long
0065578+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Beau is afraid was good do you guys like Joaquin phoenix?
0065579+×
ourLeaf:
i don't watch movies
0065580+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
How is movie night going to work we're all in different time zones
0065581+×
UTO0MDN:
I actually only watch 1 movie in the past year
0065582+×
UTO0MDN:
It was Stargate
0065583+×
kjZjJjN:
I have watched 9 movies this year
0065584+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Good movies just arent really made anymore it's pretty sad
0065585+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
I turned on the pope's exorcist I'll let you know if it's any good. I'm cleaning razor clams so probably won't pay attention
0065586+×
kjZjJjN:
It's not
0065587+×
kjZjJjN:
BARRY TURN IT OFF ITS BAD
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kjZjJjN:
OR ACCORDING TO LETTERBOXX
0065589+×
UTO0MDN:
Ahh Barry murdering animals again....
0065590+×
UTO0MDN:
I want to watch "I'm thinking about ending things" but it's like super long
0065591+×
kjZjJjN:
Watched Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure cant wait to show my future kids it in 10 something years
0065592+×
kjZjJjN:
Also Swiss it's not that long
0065593+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Beau is afraid is very long but very good
0065594+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Also Swiss stop being such a coward. Wouldn't you like to kill your own food in its face? Or do you like being a coward?
0065595+×
UTO0MDN:
Thats what the butcher is for
0065596+×
UTO0MDN:
The butcher will go to hell, not me
0065597+×
UTO0MDN:
I have to watched bill and ted
0065598+×
UTO0MDN:
Yet*
0065599+×
UTO0MDN:
I want to watch 12 Monkeys, the TV show was better than it should have been and I want to see the source movie
0065600+×
ADOwEWY:
Can you tell me where in the Bible it says if you kill your food you go to hell?
0065601+×
EWOiJzY:
we lost internet access back at home
0065602+×
DonkeyDickLover&Fondler:
Bad weather?
0065603+×
UTO0MDN:
proverbs 12:10 states, “Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.”
0065604+×
gTYilDO:
So you're going to sit there and tell me that all the people for hundreds of thousands of years are all rotting in hell?
0065605+×
gTYilDO:
Grow up Swiss
0065606+×
gTYilDO:
Just shut up
0065607+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't shoot the messenger
0065608+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you always attacking me?
0065609+×
UTO0MDN:
Gosh!
0065610+×
UTO0MDN:
This is why Saudi bro has abandoned us
0065611+×
UTO0MDN:
It's weird, he left and Swede popped up
0065612+×
UTO0MDN:
Very sus
0065613+×
Y2M3ITZ:
They finally arrested a homeless man who's been menacing the entire city
0065614+×
Y2M3ITZ:
He has a list of like 50 charges. Broke into a woman's house and beat the shit out of her and stole her car then tried a
bunch of houses a few blocks from me
0065615+×
Y2M3ITZ:
Then got into a standoff in a warehouse with police
0065616+×
kTOkRzN:
which one of you is it?
0065617+×
kTOkRzN:
hey im red and lost my tag shame
0065618+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the admin now
0065619+×
UTO0MDN:
With no power comes great responsibility
0065620+×
kTOkRzN:
with my great power i label you a faggot
0065621+×
kTOkRzN:
truely i have lived up to the expectations of administrator
0065622+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude!
0065623+×
UTO0MDN:
Good thing you have no power
0065624+×
UTO0MDN:
Now you are responsible for Barry's meanness
0065625+×
UTO0MDN:
Also you are responsible for rescuing saudi bro
0065626+×
ATMhJGO:
I wish Israel would just stop killing babies is that so much to ask?
0065627+×
UTO0MDN:
They're using your money to kill the babies
0065628+×
UTO0MDN:
I wish you woukd stop supporting and financing them, is that too much to ask?
0065629+×
NWNwUmN:
Can't believe Barry has given so much money to Israel
0065630+×
EzN0UGO:
I put my dad's dick in my mouth, I'm in love!
0065631+×
NWNwUmN:
Not clicking that
0065632+×
kTOkRzN:
protest by lighting yourself on fire
0065635+×
RmNygTY:
I am inferior but you are superior
0065636+×
hDOxcjY:
hmmmmm
0065637+×
DonkeyLips:
Guess what Swiss
0065638+×
DonkeyLips:
The government doesn't ask me how to use the taxes I pay
0065639+×
DonkeyLips:
And they've inflated the cost of living so high that I have to work. The entire natural order of human life has been
disrupted by fucking Jews
0065640+×
DonkeyLips:
But apparently saying the truth is antisemitic so we all just accept this as normal because apparently they believe the
holocaust happened?
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DonkeyLips:
Even though there's an actual genocide happening as we speak.. perpetuated by whom?
0065642+×
DonkeyLips:
They even had fucking intel that October 7th would happen. We know this because of all the inside trade that happened in the
days before
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RmNygTY:
My IP is; 180.129.31.1 and has been reported to the FBI because I'm a huge piece of shit
0065644+×
ATY2ETO:
I am a retard
0065645+×
hDOxcjY:
Game, set and match
0065646+×
DonkeyLips:
Donkey lips fees like a compliment. Donkeys are actually very intelligent and protective creatures and their lips eat apples
and grass
0065647+×
DonkeyLips:
Also go red Swiss please take out all degenerate pieces of shit
0065648+×
DonkeyLips:
This probably also means the fbi read what i said, and I have to say that everything I post here is complete satire and I
don't really think those things please don't come to my house or call me. If you call me it better be for a job offer
0065649+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, my son has been in the gym doing all sorts of combat practice and he made the fight team idk if I told you guys that
0065650+×
DonkeyLips:
Literally every day. No days off just punchy punchy punchy
0065651+×
NWNwUmN:
Was that also CP? jesus
0065652+×
NWNwUmN:
I don't think I've said anything "incriminating" on here
0065653+×
NWNwUmN:
Anyways, that fire guy is a massive fucking retard. And so is anyone that kills themself. If I were to end my life, I
would've made sure it was as impactful as possible. Suicide bomb or something, while on loads of drugs.
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NWNwUmN:
Kill a bunch of you know whos and all that
0065655+×
NWNwUmN:
in case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the
people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of
this group.
0065656+×
UTO0MDN:
All my words have been an autistic work of fiction
0065657+×
VGOmJjM:
We know Swiss
0065658+×
VGOmJjM:
And we don't act we just complain, which is protected by MY first amendment right
0065659+×
VGOmJjM:
The other day there was a homeless drug addict screaming outside my office window at work and security wouldn't do anything
because his screaming is protected by the first amendment, so my screams should also be protected
0065660+×
VGOmJjM:
Do something about the fucking homeless drug addicts and open air drug markets mr special agent and leave us few lausers
alone
0065661+×
VGOmJjM:
Just the regulars, please take out the degens who come here
0065662+×
VGOmJjM:
Do your fucking job
0065663+×
VGOmJjM:
And leave me alone
0065664+×
UTO0MDN:
Buy a gun and do something about it
0065665+×
UTO0MDN:
In fortnight of course
0065666+×
VWOiN2N:
What did that guy even post?
0065667+×
ourLeaf:
probably cp but could have been anything
0065668+×
ourLeaf:
you wouldn't be able to know unless you checked which im going to suggest you don't do
0065669+×
ourLeaf:
my tag is back
0065670+×
UTO0MDN:
If i go missing its because they got me for this thread
0065671+×
UTO0MDN:
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/460349662#p460353805
0065672+×
UTO0MDN:
If i go missing one of you will have to avenge me
0065673+×
DonkeyLips:
That must be the one thread not created by a bot
0065674+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not posting in that thread because the captcha's are so fucking retarded
0065675+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, friendly reminder... hamas is not a terrorist group. Nor are the houthis or hezbollah
0065676+×
DonkeyLips:
They are internally recognized as military. Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise
0065677+×
DonkeyLips:
The Americans shilling for Israel will face judgement day sooner or later. Never forget who killed our lord and savior Jesus
Christ
0065678+×
ourLeaf:
wait you're the indian?
0065679+×
DonkeyLips:
What?
0065680+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, good thread Swiss. You're a good guy
0065681+×
DonkeyLips:
Anyone supporting, causing, or otherwise participating in the murder and starvation of children and babies and innocent
civilians deserves to rot in hell
0065682+×
DonkeyLips:
All of the narratives for supporting such have been entirely debunked
0065683+×
DonkeyLips:
There were no burnt babies accounted for in the final death count of 10/7
0065684+×
DonkeyLips:
There are no human shields
0065685+×
DonkeyLips:
It's all a ruse, and a psyop to American republicans who are more afraid of being called leftists then standing up for what
is right and good.
0065686+×
UTO0MDN:
Why would you insult me like that leaf?
0065687+×
UTO0MDN:
That's meaner than anything Barry has ever said
0065688+×
UTO0MDN:
Death to all demons
0065689+×
NWNwUmN:
Wow that american is a fucking retard
0065690+×
NWNwUmN:
in the thread that is not you barry :3
0065691+×
ourLeaf:
online harms bill is going to fuck me over
0065692+×
QmYyYWO:
Idk what that is
0065693+×
QmYyYWO:
And I know I'm not retarded I am correct
0065694+×
QmYyYWO:
But thank you Swede
0065695+×
ourLeaf:
trudeau going to arrest or fine me for saying naughy things
0065696+×
ourLeaf:
like nigger
0065697+×
QmYyYWO:
Sounds very semitic of him
0065698+×
QmYyYWO:
Get a vpn
0065699+×
ourLeaf:
saudi or swiss i need your expertise. whenever i ctrl shift v in word a message pops up saying "insufficient memory or
disk space"
0065700+×
ourLeaf:
i have have plenty of disk space so i don't know what the problem is
0065701+×
ourLeaf:
it works in google docs so again i don't know whats wrong
0065702+×
NWNwUmN:
Oh it's easy
0065704+×
NWNwUmN:
just
0065705+×
NWNwUmN:
Insufficient Memory or Disk Space
0065706+×
UTO0MDN:
Probably a virus taking up all your memory but showing it as free
0065707+×
czM1ADZ:
A virus from all that hentai you have downloaded I bet
0065708+×
czM1ADZ:
That was a weak consultation Swiss tell him what he's supposed to do
0065709+×
UTO0MDN:
Also have you tried restarting your computer?
0065710+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is too busy drinking zam zam water with hot chicks to both with us mere mortals
0065711+×
MWY5EWM:
I'm about to get an mri I hope I don't die
0065712+×
MWY5EWM:
$100 fucking copay isn't that cool
0065713+×
DonkeyLips:
Anyway I didn't die but I felt like I was going to have a seizure the whole time
0065714+×
DonkeyLips:
Just kept my eyes closed and listened to "soft rock" which is a subjective term if you as me
0065715+×
DonkeyLips:
A lot of the songs they played were songs I selected for my moms celebration of life. So not so soft, but comforting in a
strange way
0065716+×
DonkeyLips:
I guess soft rock as a genre classification maybe but imo it's pop from the 70's
0065717+×
DonkeyLips:
Your song by Elton John always gets me.. I know he's a gay faggot who farts cum or whatever but that song makes me cry
probably 95% of the time
0065718+×
DonkeyLips:
I feel like my mommy was in the room with me and that made me sad while I was there. Idk I feel weird
0065719+×
DonkeyLips:
Not to get emo and off track. Sorry. Wiping my tears of. I think the machine took a piece of heavy metal out of my body my
leg totally tweaked out and ruined one of the techs pictures
0065720+×
DonkeyLips:
He also said pictures like pitchers and I lost a lot of confidence.. I feel like for $100 out of pocket I can at least be
that judgmental
0065721+×
UTO0MDN:
If you have metal in your body why would they put you in an mri machine instead of doing a ct scan?
0065722+×
UTO0MDN:
How incompetent is the hospital you went too?
0065723+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't have metal in my body anymore I'm talking about like heavy metals that actually go into your body without any
knowledge or consent
0065724+×
DonkeyLips:
But I don't have any nerve issues that cause uncontrollable movements, the whole thing felt really weird I never wanna do it
again
0065725+×
DonkeyLips:
I've had a ct scan before I figured it would be the same but no. There's a reason they ask all the weird questions and have a
partition across the door
0065726+×
DonkeyLips:
He even took a magnetic stick thing through my hair because he didn't believe I took out all of my Bobby pins lol
0065727+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, my tiny niece turns 4 today. She's getting so much better emotionally, I just don't know the full extent of the damage
still from her exposure to meth and fentanyl. Definitely some emotional damage and some cognitive at least
0065728+×
DonkeyLips:
It's taken till now to get her to say "medicine is not candy". I think my sister used to give her fentanyl
straight, I always thought it was just via nursing and gestational but the evidence suggests otherwise
0065729+×
DonkeyLips:
I never wanted to be a special needs mom. Did I tell you guys my sister joined the homeless battalion in Portland?
0065730+×
DonkeyLips:
She texted me the other day from a friends phone saying she had nothing, and I berated her and never heard back. Fuck that
bitch she ruined my life I don't feel bad for her
0065731+×
DonkeyLips:
Wow I'm talking a lot sorry I'll stfu now
0065732+×
DonkeyLips:
https://dailystormer.in/jew-monsters-open-fire-on-gazans-waiting-in-line-for-food-slaughter-more-than-100-people/
0065733+×
DonkeyLips:
https://dailystormer.in/switzerland-tells-un-to-look-into-current-technologies-to-block-sunlight/
0065734+×
DonkeyLips:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SWISS
0065735+×
UTO0MDN:
Heavy metals are not magnetic lol
0065736+×
UTO0MDN:
If we have no sun for half the year, everyone will have no sun for half the year
0065737+×
UTO0MDN:
Good luck with your family drama
0065738+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why the fuck was your sister giving the kids drugs?
0065739+×
UTO0MDN:
To knock them out so she didn't have to deal with them?
0065740+×
DonkeyLips:
Don't expect me to know about heavy metals I'm just speculating
0065741+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, please don't fuck with the sun. I enjoy it for a few months per year
0065742+×
UTO0MDN:
No sun for you!
0065743+×
NWNwUmN:
Happy birthday to your niece
0065744+×
NWNwUmN:
I live in Sweden sun is very important
0065745+×
NWNwUmN:
I played poker today for the first time and won 22 kr, around 2 dollars so im a very happy man today
0065746+×
NWNwUmN:
and my body hurts form exercising
0065747+×
NWNwUmN:
that is my blog today gn lausers
0065748+×
UTO0MDN:
Poke her? I barely know her!
0065749+×
UTO0MDN:
So what did you buy with your winning mr money bags?
0065750+×
UTO0MDN:
"Exercising"
0065752+×
ATY2ETO:
I am so ugly my mother never loved me, I will die pathetic and alone
0065753+×
ATY2ETO:
I have a micro penis and this is why I lash out
0065758+×
UzY3IDO:
I like eating shit and pretending it's chocolate!
0065759+×
NWNwUmN:
what
0065760+×
NWNwUmN:
I havent used the money yet I am very frugal
0065761+×
ATY2ETO:
I watch my dad get fucked in the ass and I think this is so hot
0065762+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not clicking that please alert red Swiss
0065763+×
DonkeyLips:
Also I just had my first experience with the newest wave of immigrants. Harassing and intimidating me and my niece in the
grocery store
0065764+×
DonkeyLips:
Why are people posting weird links here
0065765+×
DonkeyLips:
This shit is still here I'm about to take a drastic measure
0065766+×
cDZmJTZ:
where tf hs Swiss been advertising when he did on /pol/ it didn't bring gowies
0065767+×
cDZmJTZ:
now some random link gets posted every other week
0065768+×
cDZmJTZ:
do it barryh
0065769+×
cDZmJTZ:
I give this place less than a year until it's shutdown
0065770+×
hDOxcjY:
it's because americans are fucked in the head
0065771+×
hDOxcjY:
I can make a check that sees if you message has a link in it and if it does it will call a webrtc script that will leak the
real IP through the nat traversal
0065772+×
hDOxcjY:
glowies are going on over drive on all communities that are redpilled
0065773+×
hDOxcjY:
that's why 4chan is fucked right now, the massive cool downs and excessive checks
0065774+×
hDOxcjY:
That means we are on the right track and fighting the good fight, if we weren't they wouldn't have to try so hard
0065775+×
DonkeyLips:
Sorry Swiss I'll cool it with the antisemitism
0065776+×
DonkeyLips:
How do they find us though... someone here must know someone or they are someone
0065777+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, where have you been Saudi? And why aren't you posting anymore?
0065778+×
YWO2MzN:
What happens if my key fob battery dies when I'm driving my car?
0065779+×
UTO0MDN:
The car explodes
0065780+×
cDZmJTZ:
I have been around, I check every day, I don't post because I don't feel like it
0065781+×
AjYjJGO:
You think you are better than us or something?
0065782+×
UTO0MDN:
Hes the quire guy in the corner of the party, whishpering to himself, "they dont even know about my polish gf and zamzam
water"
0065783+×
MTYlRDZ:
Are you drunk?
0065784+×
MTYlRDZ:
What is going on
0065785+×
ourLeaf:
i fixed my problem
0065786+×
UTO0MDN:
Quite*
0065787+×
UTO0MDN:
What was your problem?
0065788+×
F2YwITN:
https://media.tenor.com/vw7ogSgBWuYAAAAM/no-yes.gif
0065789+×
F2YwITN:
That's my reponse barry
0065790+×
F2YwITN:
It's meme website not a shady website
0065791+×
UTO0MDN:
No, that is haram!
0065792+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm scared of links
0065793+×
DonkeyLips:
Also Swiss lmao you're very silly
0065794+×
DonkeyLips:
You misspelled quiet and whispering and when you corrected yourself you still said the wrong word
0065795+×
DonkeyLips:
I think that is very funny
0065796+×
DonkeyLips:
I actually lol'd
0065797+×
UTO0MDN:
No, I'm just retarded :(
0065798+×
Y2MxUmM:
It's okay so am I
0065799+×
dDM3YTO:
https://holocausthandbooks.com/documentaries/
0065800+×
dDM3YTO:
Safe link don't worry I'm just trying to spread the word
0065801+×
dDM3YTO:
Share it far and wide. It's all we can do, if you're sick of seeing and hearing about starving children and the holocaust as
justification for such please share it
0065802+×
VWNkV2M:
And ignore the shills who are coming here to try and subvert our chat and post degenerate nonsense
0065803+×
hDOxcjY:
Guys, I want to change the host of this chat, Digital ocean keeps raising their prices without making their servers better
0065804+×
hDOxcjY:
Once they went public everything turned to shit, name one company who has gone public that hasn't gone to shit?
0065805+×
hDOxcjY:
I found another host that is cheaper and faster (2x cpu 4x ram) so the chat would be able to support more people once the
transfer is done
0065806+×
hDOxcjY:
If the chat is down for a day or something that will be the reason, so don't panic
0065807+×
hDOxcjY:
I will either do it this weekend or next weekend.
0065808+×
ourLeaf:
okey dokey
0065809+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm already panicking
0065810+×
DonkeyLips:
Also I've thought about this before, but why aren't you asking us to pay this really does feel like an exclusive thing. I'd
pay to talk to you fools you're like the only real friends I have
0065811+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't even talk to my life long best friend every day. I've lived in my new house for 3 years and she's never seen it
0065813+×
UzY3IDO:
My IP is; 104.28.254.46 and has been reported to the FBI because I'm a huge piece of shit
0065814+×
RWMwE2Y:
What the fuck is wrong with people
0065815+×
EjYmJTZ:
Then show us your house Barry
0065817+×
EjYmJTZ:
Prove it
0065818+×
DonkeyLips:
What?
0065819+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh I see
0065820+×
DonkeyLips:
No im anonymous
0065821+×
F2YwITN:
I ain't paying I'm poor
0065822+×
DonkeyLips:
Dammit Saudi
0065823+×
DonkeyLips:
No you aren't you're literal royalty
0065824+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't think there's a way to show video and post here without uploading it to YouTube and I'm not doing that
0065825+×
DonkeyLips:
Otherwise you guy would have been sick of me from the get go
0065826+×
DonkeyLips:
I can do a vocaroo I guess and be very descriptive but then you'd have to hear me and imo I have the worst voice
0065827+×
F2YwITN:
catbox.moe but glowies use that sometimes so idk
0065828+×
F2YwITN:
what are you trying to show
0065829+×
F2YwITN:
oh my bad read above
0065830+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not actually showing you my house that would be a very stupid thing to do
0065831+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm practicing not doing stupid things since I hurt my knees
0065832+×
QWMjZWZ:
How annoying is your voice
0065833+×
QWMjZWZ:
??
0065834+×
QWMjZWZ:
We need to know
0065835+×
QWZlVTO:
Pretty annoying to me but I've had people say otherwise
0065836+×
QWZlVTO:
Also more annoying today since I've been sick
0065837+×
QWZlVTO:
My husband likes it that's all that matters I suppose
0065838+×
QWZlVTO:
Call the credit union and find out
0065839+×
F2YwITN:
Don't challenge him
0065840+×
DonkeyLips:
He doesn't know which one and I'm not there anymore because of a sick kid so hahahahahahaha
0065841+×
DonkeyLips:
Also Ramadan Mubarak Saudi bro <3
0065842+×
DonkeyLips:
Even though times aren't so happy these days
0065845+×
kjZjJjN:
dw we've already seen your house
0065846+×
kjZjJjN:
did you paint it recently?
0065847+×
kjZjJjN:
looks good
0065848+×
kjZjJjN:
ramadan mubarak whatever that means saudi bro
0065849+×
kjZjJjN:
happy ramadan?
0065851+×
YzYxYjM:
thanks
0065852+×
YzYxYjM:
mubarak means something like blessed
0065853+×
YzYxYjM:
you guys should try fasting for a month
0065854+×
YzYxYjM:
it's good for you
0065855+×
UTO0MDN:
I fast all the time
0065856+×
UTO0MDN:
Because I forget to eat
0065857+×
UTO0MDN:
I went over 7 days without eating once when I was sick and I lost like 15kg
0065858+×
UTO0MDN:
It took months to get the weight back
0065859+×
UTO0MDN:
And im like how do people get fat and maintain it? You have to be constantly eating...
0065860+×
DonkeyLips:
Constantly eating or eating only garbage and not being active
0065861+×
DonkeyLips:
Seed oils too...
0065862+×
DonkeyLips:
I've been sick like that before too. I try to fast usually from about 7 pm till 1:30 the next day for my work lunch hour
0065863+×
DonkeyLips:
Because if you're asleep you don't feel hunger teehee I have cheated the system
0065864+×
DonkeyLips:
You also have to consider most fatmericans have a very slow metabolism due to the shit they eat.
0065865+×
UTO0MDN:
Not gonna lie though American food tastes really good
0065866+×
UTO0MDN:
Everytime I go to an American supermarket I am amazed by the selection of delicious junk
0065867+×
UTO0MDN:
Everything here is bland and healthy
0065868+×
UTO0MDN:
We don't have any of the nice breakfast cereals here
0065869+×
UTO0MDN:
Not trix, lucky charms, capn crunch
0065870+×
UTO0MDN:
Even fruity pebbles
0065871+×
UTO0MDN:
I want a Wendy's and Taco Bell here
0065872+×
DonkeyLips:
Cereal is so bad for you
0065873+×
DonkeyLips:
I've banned it from my house
0065874+×
DonkeyLips:
Taco Bell is a luscious treat sometimes
0065875+×
UTO0MDN:
We have a lot of McDonald's which is meh, Burger King, kfc and 5 guys are trying to establish themselves
0065876+×
DonkeyLips:
Frickin Crunchwrap supreme
0065877+×
DonkeyLips:
Popeyes is also fun
0065878+×
UTO0MDN:
I should open a Taco Bell franchise here
0065879+×
DonkeyLips:
Do it!
0065880+×
DonkeyLips:
Their meat is grade b though
0065881+×
UTO0MDN:
Invest in my franchise Barry
0065882+×
DonkeyLips:
It's barely food lol
0065883+×
DonkeyLips:
No
0065884+×
UTO0MDN:
Wire me the money to get started
0065885+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't even have that much
0065886+×
UTO0MDN:
There you for killing dreams again
0065887+×
DonkeyLips:
Most American franchises require at least a $250k net worth last I checked
0065888+×
UTO0MDN:
Go not for
0065889+×
DonkeyLips:
Also I don't want you to get fat
0065890+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm doing it because I care Swiss
0065891+×
UTO0MDN:
You will be making the tacos not eating them!
0065892+×
DonkeyLips:
I won't be doing anything like that
0065893+×
UTO0MDN:
Pffff
0065894+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the worst business partner ever
0065895+×
DonkeyLips:
What kind of American junk food do you get over there?
0065896+×
UTO0MDN:
All you had to do was pay for everything and do all the work, is that really too much to ask for?
0065897+×
DonkeyLips:
Shut up
0065898+×
UTO0MDN:
None really
0065899+×
DonkeyLips:
Answer my question
0065900+×
DonkeyLips:
Jelly beans?
0065901+×
UTO0MDN:
You have to go to import shops
0065902+×
DonkeyLips:
Interesting
0065903+×
UTO0MDN:
Jelly beans cost more than gold lol
0065904+×
DonkeyLips:
Seriously?
0065905+×
UTO0MDN:
Everything here is haribo
0065906+×
UTO0MDN:
It sucks
0065907+×
DonkeyLips:
Ooooh you're missing out, albanese gummies are superior
0065908+×
UTO0MDN:
But also that's why we aren't fat lol
0065909+×
DonkeyLips:
Order some online
0065910+×
UTO0MDN:
Also there is tons of chocolate, so much chocolate
0065911+×
DonkeyLips:
But you guys have the best chocolate don't you?
0065912+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes but I don't like chocolate
0065913+×
DonkeyLips:
I assume you left to search for albanese gummies. I recommend the tropical flavored bears or gummy butterflies
0065914+×
DonkeyLips:
Chocolate is ok in small doses. I'm not big fan of sweets the older I get
0065915+×
UTO0MDN:
No
0065916+×
UTO0MDN:
Send me lucky charms and weed gummies
0065917+×
UTO0MDN:
You won't because you're a big meanie
0065918+×
UTO0MDN:
You wouldn't even finance my Taco Bell venture, gosh!
0065919+×
DonkeyLips:
Send me money and your address
0065920+×
UTO0MDN:
Nice try fee!
0065921+×
UTO0MDN:
Fed!
0065922+×
DonkeyLips:
Ok. This is why I'm not sending you anything lol
0065923+×
DonkeyLips:
Dummy
0065924+×
ourLeaf:
one of my teaches said something interesting this week. authoritarians fear families
0065925+×
ourLeaf:
it was either the first or third thing that the bolshiviks did was attempt to destroy the family
0065926+×
ourLeaf:
the family bond threatened loyalty to the state
0065927+×
ourLeaf:
to prove loyalty you needed to give up a family member
0065928+×
ourLeaf:
The French Revolution would reissue names as names are hereditary
0065929+×
ourLeaf:
the idea was that individuals were going to have a stronger relationship with the state as opposed to the family
0065930+×
ourLeaf:
neat stuff
0065931+×
ourLeaf:
also i played a bdsm game for class
0065932+×
ourLeaf:
that was something
0065933+×
DonkeyLips:
Your teacher is right ya know
0065934+×
DonkeyLips:
The first one not the one who had you play bdsm games
0065935+×
DonkeyLips:
I almost forgot to tell you guys my son decided to join jiu jitsu as well as his boxing and Muay Thai so we take him to the
gym for 2-3 hours a day. I'm considering letting him do homeschooling so he can do more hours there instead of the Jewish
American education system where he's learning to be a good little prisoner/wagie
0065936+×
DonkeyLips:
My husband and I decided in the next 2-3 months I will stop working entirely and just do sahm shit and I'm pretty excited
0065937+×
DonkeyLips:
I've decided I want to exit the existing system it's all so wrong. This ties in with what you're teacher says leaf you should
take that to heart
0065938+×
kjZjJjN:
HOLY FUCK THE 4CHAN CAPTCHA SUCKS
0065939+×
kjZjJjN:
Whats the bdsm game the hell leaf? You have to tell us
0065940+×
kjZjJjN:
Homeschooling would be very good
0065941+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, we need to know more about this "game"
0065942+×
UTO0MDN:
Did the teacher pee on you?
0065943+×
ourLeaf:
oh right i didn't play it but watched a playlist of it. it costs money
0065944+×
ourLeaf:
the earth is a better person than me
0065945+×
ourLeaf:
mc gives a tree a blowjob
0065946+×
ourLeaf:
also is no one going to talk about what i said about family?
0065947+×
DonkeyLips:
Omg I completely acknowledged that comment leaf
0065948+×
DonkeyLips:
And built on it. What the heck are you on
0065949+×
ourLeaf:
my bad i'm so used to being green i overlooked your comment
0065950+×
ourLeaf:
you plan on your boy to be a ufc or something?
0065951+×
VWO5MWN:
It seems that's his plan
0065952+×
IzNlJDM:
you are indeed very green leaf
0065953+×
IzNlJDM:
disclaimer I'm not barry
0065954+×
IzNlJDM:
I'm starting to miss my flag smh my head
0065955+×
kjZjJjN:
who are you then
0065957+×
kjZjJjN:
the guy who keeps changing countries?
0065958+×
UTO0MDN:
Its saudi bro, he went to the USA tohave a secret affair with Barry
0065959+×
UTO0MDN:
The american flag, the green tag, it all adds up
0065960+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf the family thing is well known and thats why the left wants to destroy the nuclear family
0065961+×
gTN1QGM:
Road trip day weehoo
0065962+×
RDNkNTZ:
Dudes my uncle was a millionaire I totally forgot. His wife died in 2008 and he didn't change a thing in the house since
0065963+×
RDNkNTZ:
Mint condition designer clothing from like the 60s.
0065964+×
RDNkNTZ:
But this house is so nice. Or was till my aunts ransacked the place
0065965+×
EjYmJTZ:
I just joined and see saudi online
0065966+×
EjYmJTZ:
Ive never seen a message sent live before until now
0065967+×
EjYmJTZ:
Hi Saudi
0065968+×
EjYmJTZ:
If you are saudi that is stay away from barry
0065969+×
EjYmJTZ:
Ok he left :(
0065970+×
JTOlRGN:
Why stay away from me he's literally one of my best friends
0065971+×
JTOlRGN:
Saudi he is Iblis beware
0065972+×
EjYmJTZ:
Swiss you don't have all chatlogs saved do you
0065973+×
gzM3EDN:
My IP is; 49.245.11.198 and has been reported to the FBI because I'm a huge piece of shit
0065974+×
kDNkVjY:
here I am back again, anyways, first up it to pomf2, then put the pomf2 Iink intostreamable, then use 1dm to grab the direct
streamable mmpp4 Iink and then put it into catbox, and that is the actual onlyIink that you will share with others
0065975+×
J2Y1UmM:
Please fuck off we don't like you
0065976+×
YmM3EjN:
And I need to know why Lithuania has a problem with me now
0065977+×
YmM3EjN:
Adding to my list of smacks
0065978+×
YmM3EjN:
No one escapes my chankla
0065979+×
YmM3EjN:
Is this George messing around again? Are we in the middle of a blood feud between you guys?
0065980+×
JWN5gjN:
It's 3:30 am and I finally got my mri results and I have a kinda fucked meniscus and totality fucked acl
0065981+×
JWN5gjN:
Like it's no longer attached to my femur. If I read my message correctly. It's at least torn in half
0065982+×
YzYxYjM:
sounds awful Barry sorry to hear that
0065983+×
YzYxYjM:
i really hope it's not george posting pizza out of spite
0065984+×
YzYxYjM:
that would be really sad
0065985+×
YzYxYjM:
also I always keep away from women who aren't my relatives
0065986+×
YzYxYjM:
so don't worry about it
0065987+×
YzYxYjM:
BTW Swiss how much do you pay to keep this a float? considering your current activity is it really worth it?
0065988+×
YzYxYjM:
I will understand if you post as much as barry
0065989+×
ourLeaf:
swiss you should make my game idea
0065990+×
ourLeaf:
Its like pokemon snap but instead of pokemon its naked women in the wild
0065991+×
ourLeaf:
call it Photos of Eden
0065992+×
ourLeaf:
it will sell like hot cakes and boost your game dev career
0065993+×
ourLeaf:
use the money to save lausanonymous
0065994+×
UTO0MDN:
Are there that many naked women in the wild in Canada?
0065995+×
ourLeaf:
i wish
0065996+×
DonkeyLips:
If there were, do you think you'd spend less time online?
0065997+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes because in Public usually the naked women you want to see you ain't seeing and the naked women you see you don't want to
see
0065998+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you ever watch the show called Silicon Valley?
0065999+×
UTO0MDN:
They made this joke kind of with "nip alert"
0066000+×
hDOxcjY:
it used to cost $5 a month to run here per month
0066001+×
hDOxcjY:
but digital ocean raised their prices and it's almost $7
0066002+×
hDOxcjY:
new host will be $3 a month
0066003+×
hDOxcjY:
I don't mind paying, sometimes its ok to do things that make other people happy even if you don't directly benefit
0066004+×
hDOxcjY:
small easter egg, you can tell if some one has been sending secret messages if there is a hole in the post counter
0066005+×
hDOxcjY:
and all the history is lost forever
0066006+×
ourLeaf:
you are the best redswiss
0066007+×
ourLeaf:
but you should definently move to the new host.
0066008+×
ourLeaf:
also 66000 posts past now
0066009+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm sure half of them are from me I talk a lot
0066010+×
DonkeyLips:
Thank you red Swiss
0066011+×
UTO0MDN:
I missed your message about your injury Barry, I hope you heal quickly
0066012+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you need surgery?
0066013+×
DonkeyLips:
I 100% need surgery
0066014+×
DonkeyLips:
My tibia is no longer attached to my femur. This is the third reinjury on the same knee since June. It's never going to heal
correctly without surgery
0066015+×
DonkeyLips:
And from what I've read, with surgery it won't ever heal properly or at all. So don't get old guys it sucks and your body
will fail you again and again
0066016+×
DonkeyLips:
The acl is completely torn off my femur lol so that's why it feels like that leg is gonna slide off
0066017+×
DonkeyLips:
Without* surgery I mean
0066018+×
kjZjJjN:
swiss my favourite paypig
0066019+×
QDMlZzY:
its crazy here. snow is pratically gone and its only early march
0066020+×
QmZ4EjZ:
It's pouring down rain here today but that's normal
0066021+×
ZWOyEDO:
Yesterday it poured rain then dust
0066022+×
ZWOyEDO:
Now my car is full dust
0066023+×
MGNyMWZ:
That sucks I'm glad I live in a tree place and not a dust place that would piss me off
0066024+×
UTO0MDN:
We had a dust storm once a few years ago
0066025+×
UTO0MDN:
It was cool and made the sun turn blue
0066026+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, have you consider that it was a ghost that kicked your ass
0066027+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe it took your kick as an offense and decided to defend itself
0066028+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you considered suing the ghost?
0066029+×
ZGZxkTO:
The ghost would be my husband
0066030+×
ZGZxkTO:
I threw a kick and he checked it and that's when it happened
0066031+×
ZGZxkTO:
He told me to kick him and I didn't know he'd throw a defensive move so
0066032+×
UTO0MDN:
This is called domestic violence
0066033+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you considered suing your abuser?
0066034+×
UTO0MDN:
I've called the police, they are coming over to do a wellness check on you, they will also arrest your husband and shoot your
dogs
0066035+×
ZWOyEDO:
So you throw a kick at your husband and he is a ghost?
0066036+×
ZWOyEDO:
oof
0066037+×
UTO0MDN:
Lets just say the kick was lethal
0066038+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry has graduated from killing innocent animals to killing innocent humans
0066039+×
DonkeyLips:
He was trying to teach me a Muay Thai kick
0066040+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm here to tell you it was literally not even me kicking that hard. I am gonna make a stretch and say my knee never healed
from the time I hurt it back in July
0066041+×
DonkeyLips:
Then again in October
0066042+×
DonkeyLips:
So it really doesn't take much to hurt it this bad
0066043+×
DonkeyLips:
God I don't wanna talk about it anymore it's depressing. I'll never walk the same again
0066044+×
UTO0MDN:
You can claim disability and buy us gifts with the new money
0066045+×
UTO0MDN:
Always look for the silver lining
0066046+×
UTO0MDN:
And gifts
0066047+×
AjNiVjM:
support the server with uit
0066048+×
AjNiVjM:
the hell I swear my grandmas place is cursed
0066049+×
gjMkV2N:
Granny must use a vpn
0066050+×
gjMkV2N:
As soon as I am healed from whatever surgery I need I'm joining my kids gym and kicking the shit out of everyone
0066051+×
gjMkV2N:
I'll never claim disability Swiss
0066052+×
gjMkV2N:
Or buy you shit
0066053+×
ourLeaf:
swiss claims disability and just wants to share the benifits
0066054+×
ourLeaf:
hehe get it? disability benefits, share the benefits
0066055+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't get it
0066056+×
UTO0MDN:
Please explain
0066057+×
ZTOyIWY:
I think he's pointing out an oxymoron
0066058+×
ZTOyIWY:
Maybe? Explain yourself leaf immediately
0066059+×
QzYzADO:
lmao you guys should have started a new topic instead of embarrassing him smh
0066060+×
QzYzADO:
what do you guys think of the TikTok ban
0066061+×
QzYzADO:
now discuss
0066062+×
JzMlNjY:
I don't care about it at all
0066063+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf, explain yourself!
0066064+×
UTO0MDN:
So I want to coin "the great firewall of america"
0066065+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't use tiktok
0066066+×
UTO0MDN:
Also does that mean the quality of the content on tiktok will improve?
0066067+×
UTO0MDN:
Should I join tiktok once the Americans are fully banned?
0066068+×
UTO0MDN:
Discuss
0066069+×
QzYzADO:
of course
0066070+×
NWNwUmN:
good I suppose why not
0066071+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah do that
0066072+×
DonkeyLips:
It's all trash
0066073+×
DonkeyLips:
You'd be in the same level mentally as my niece in 8th grade
0066074+×
DonkeyLips:
On*
0066075+×
DonkeyLips:
His damned fucking iOS auto correct never gets shut right it feels like a prank on the consumer
0066076+×
DonkeyLips:
See
0066077+×
DonkeyLips:
And who has time to go through and make the shortcut phrases. Not me
0066078+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you not paying attention? The trash got banned
0066079+×
VTOyU2Y:
Europe hasn't banned the tok so i don't see how the trash is gone
0066080+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah I guess not like I said I don't care
0066081+×
DonkeyLips:
Also it's not banned yet lol it's still in the App Store. They just moved the vote to senate
0066082+×
DonkeyLips:
So calm your tits
0066083+×
DonkeyLips:
I just checked the App Store to prove you wrong
0066084+×
hTOxczN:
Euro trash is a cope Americans came up with out of jealousy
0066085+×
DonkeyLips:
I have never said that
0066086+×
hTOxczN:
Leaf implied it
0066087+×
hTOxczN:
Also he has yet to explain his joke
0066088+×
hTOxczN:
People are waiting
0066089+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe he just won't do it
0066090+×
DonkeyLips:
That's would be the most chadlike move
0066091+×
DonkeyLips:
I finally get to see a surgeon today yay
0066092+×
MTYwQjY:
Are they gonna cut off your leg?
0066093+×
ourLeaf:
it was a pun but i forgot to say swiss is telling barry to claim disability because he does the same
0066095+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you making fun of disabled people in 2024?
0066096+×
UTO0MDN:
That's very ablist of you leaf
0066097+×
UTO0MDN:
Just because Barry is both mentally and physically disabled doesn't give you the right to make fun of her
0066098+×
UTO0MDN:
Apologize to the both of us for your blatant and offensive bigotry
0066099+×
RTM4YTO:
Surgery next month
0066100+×
UTO0MDN:
Will they be reattaching your penis?
0066101+×
NWNwUmN:
Barry forgot to dilate :,/
0066102+×
Y2NlZzY:
Shut the fuck up
0066103+×
UTO0MDN:
How rude!
0066104+×
DonkeyLips:
Says the guy who said I have a tranny hole
0066105+×
DonkeyLips:
You know I hate transvestites
0066106+×
DonkeyLips:
Is it bad that I'm looking forward to having a bunch of time off work after my surgery
0066107+×
UTO0MDN:
Some people say we are what we hate...
0066108+×
UTO0MDN:
Also it was swede who said you had a tranny hole
0066109+×
UTO0MDN:
And yes you lazy bum you should be working 18 hours a day 6 days a week
0066110+×
UTO0MDN:
How else will you be able to afford to pay for my taco bell franchise?
0066111+×
UTO0MDN:
I think the cia perfected mkultra without lsd and thats how they are getting americans to put their tongues on peoples anuses
and mutilating their genitals
0066112+×
UTO0MDN:
Discuss
0066113+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss that isn't new information, lsd is the reason for a lot of the programming of Americans
0066114+×
DonkeyLips:
lol dummy
0066115+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe spend a year here since you're so aware and watch the insanity
0066116+×
DonkeyLips:
Pick a better topic
0066117+×
DonkeyLips:
Does anyone else get weird, seemingly targeted texts?
0066118+×
MTYwQjY:
I get sms from my cell phone company telling me to subscribe to stuff
0066119+×
MTYwQjY:
is that what you mean?
0066120+×
DonkeyLips:
No
0066121+×
DonkeyLips:
I get people asking how I'm doing I'll screenshot it
0066122+×
DonkeyLips:
I should've given more context, but it's been happening for a long time now
0066123+×
DonkeyLips:
Someone always texts me looking for someone else and I say wrong number and they continue to ask me questions
0066124+×
DonkeyLips:
Last night it went so far as them asking me if I live in Washington even after I said they had the wrong number
0066125+×
MTYwQjY:
lol
0066126+×
MTYwQjY:
it seems Swiss is onto you
0066127+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk how anyone could get my phone number though it's really weird and it's been happening for like a year
0066128+×
DonkeyLips:
Sometimes they text pretending to be a kid, this time they said they're Nicole from Chicago
0066129+×
DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/699613.png
0066130+×
IDZidTO:
How rude of you to forget about Nicole from chicago
0066131+×
IDZidTO:
ask her how's gumball and darwin
0066132+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell Nicole you lost your penis and then ask her if she can help you find it
0066133+×
UTO0MDN:
Post response for our lulz
0066134+×
UTO0MDN:
Also ask them for nudes
0066135+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell them you have diagnosed face and name blindness and can only recognize people from their nipples and ass
0066136+×
DonkeyLips:
I blocked them when they asked where I live I'm not communicating with them
0066137+×
DonkeyLips:
It's been going on for so long I don't even mess with them anymore. I don't think it's a stalker I'm not that pretty but it's
all definitely weird
0066138+×
UTO0MDN:
You are no fun
0066139+×
UTO0MDN:
For that I won't tell you how the scam works
0066140+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you're happy Barry Buzzkill
0066141+×
DonkeyLips:
What are you talking about
0066142+×
UTO0MDN:
I won't tell you the scam that nicole was trying to pull on you because you always kill fun things (and innocent animals)
0066144+×
dzMlRzY:
What if I said I don't care?
0066145+×
dzMlRzY:
What would you do about that?
0066146+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't lie
0066147+×
UTO0MDN:
You care very much
0066148+×
VzM3U2N:
No I don't
0066149+×
VzM3U2N:
I have knee surgery on April fools day let's hope my dr doesn't feel pranky during the procedure
0066150+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes you do
0066151+×
UTO0MDN:
Imagine if they amputated you leg as a joke
0066152+×
UTO0MDN:
To be fair it would be pretty funny
0066153+×
ourLeaf:
my mom domesticated a wild rabbit
0066154+×
ourLeaf:
got it eating out of her hand and living under a srub in the front yard
0066155+×
ourLeaf:
it ran up to me when it saw me. zero survivial instincts
0066156+×
DonkeyLips:
Name it Peter nickel eater
0066157+×
DonkeyLips:
I domesticated numerous bunnies that my childhood cat would bring home. You wanna talk about murderous let's bring up itty
bitty because he was a killer but maybe once in a while he felt bad
0066158+×
DonkeyLips:
One time I raised a litter of field mice with welding gloves and a pencil because he just kept bringing them to me
0066159+×
DonkeyLips:
They bit hard is what I mean lol. They all made it back to the wild but I wanted to hug each one so bad
0066160+×
DonkeyLips:
But how does a 9 year old human hug a mouse? You can't do it, just give them bottle caps of water and whatever snacks are
around then hope for the best
0066161+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss paints me as a killer but I'm probably the most animal loving person you'll ever meet
0066162+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf let's be honest, not even a bunny would find you threatening
0066163+×
UTO0MDN:
Like do you even lift bro?!
0066164+×
UTO0MDN:
It didn't sense the killer instinct in you and it knew you would just give it pets and carrots
0066165+×
UTO0MDN:
If you want to instill fear into the heart of the bunny you have to kill one of its friends will maintaining eye contact with
it
0066166+×
UTO0MDN:
Like Barry does
0066167+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry waterboared poor field mice because she couldn't hug them
0066168+×
UTO0MDN:
Water boarded
0066169+×
DonkeyLips:
I actually let them go, ass licker
0066170+×
DonkeyLips:
And be nice to leaf. Bullies go to hell
0066171+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf pet the bun, it won't live forever. It's your new brother. You have to protect it. Make it a fun area under the shrub
0066172+×
DonkeyLips:
Get it some wooden toys from the pet store and alfalfa
0066173+×
DonkeyLips:
And a sugar lick thing
0066174+×
DonkeyLips:
I just heard the bunny's thoughts.. he wants a bed in the house or at least a nice setup on your back porch
0066175+×
DonkeyLips:
They also like apples. Never mind Swiss' negative attitude, go all in. The poor thing can't return to it's natural mother,
you're it's family now. Your mom is an angel
0066176+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't lie Barry we all know you want to eat the poor rabbit and you're trying to trick leaf into fattening it up before you
get it
0066177+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm on to you
0066178+×
M2MxYDN:
Anyone who knows anything knows you don't eat spring/summer rabbits
0066179+×
M2MxYDN:
Good job exposing yourself city slicker
0066180+×
UTO0MDN:
Only a bunny killer would know that!
0066181+×
Y2MxUmM:
Have you ever tried rabbit?
0066182+×
NWNwUmN:
Found this rabbit stew recipe guys! 2 cottontail rabbits, or 1 domestic rabbit, cut into serving pieces Salt 2 tablespoons
unsalted butter 2 tablespoons flour 1 to 2 cups chicken stock 1 onion, sliced root to tip Zest of a lemon white pith
removed, cut into wide strips 2 to 3 bay leaves 1/4 cup lemon juice 2 tablespoons capers 1/2 cup sour cream White wine
to taste, at least 2 tablespoons Black pepper Parsley for garnis
0066184+×
NWNwUmN:
Salt the rabbit pieces well and set aside for 10 minutes or so. Set a Dutch oven or other heavy, lidded pot over medium-high
heat. Add a tablespoon of butter. Pat the rabbit pieces dry and brown well on all sides. You may need to do this in batches,
so don't crowd the pot and don't rush things. Remove the rabbit pieces once they're browned. This may take 15 minutes or so.
Add the remaining tablespoon of butter, then the sliced onion and co
0066185+×
NWNwUmN:
oh it cut off :(
0066186+×
QTN3ImN:
stop trying to eat leafs brother
0066187+×
ourLeaf:
since when was the rabbit my brother?
0066188+×
DonkeyLips:
Since your mom decided to make it so
0066189+×
DonkeyLips:
My smoke detector won't stop beeping and I have no idea how to take it off the wires I'm so frustrated
0066190+×
DonkeyLips:
It must know we have blacks in the house and is trying to accommodate
0066191+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't wanna deal with this at 6 am I'm very angry
0066192+×
QDMlZzY:
isn't your husband an electrician
0066193+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is black confirmed
0066194+×
VWY4IGO:
He is but he leaves for work early and it started right when I started getting ready for the day
0066195+×
VWY4IGO:
My nieces are black dumbass
0066196+×
VWY4IGO:
You're not a very effective listener are you? I've only explaned it four dozen times
0066197+×
IDNzUjZ:
You aren't white though. This much is true.
0066198+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry you're like Clayton Biggsby and no one has had the heart to tell you
0066199+×
UTO0MDN:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ
0066200+×
RWNmRWZ:
I'm not watching anything
0066201+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't like seeing yourself on a screen?
0066202+×
BjNwMmZ:
Well if I was Clayton bigsby I'd be blind and wouldn't be able to see
0066203+×
BjNwMmZ:
Hah
0066204+×
UTO0MDN:
So you did watch it
0066205+×
lzMwkDO:
Are you kidding me I've seen Chappell show dozens of times I know what it's about lol
0066206+×
DonkeyLips:
My 4 year old niece was just snacking on toothpaste. Why are little kids so stupid
0066207+×
DonkeyLips:
I couldn't find her and it was eerily quiet lo and behold I scared her in the bathroom and she had toothpaste on her check
and was "fixing" the tube. Massive face palm
0066208+×
QTN3ImN:
Heh
0066209+×
QDMlZzY:
lel donkeylips and toothpaste
0066210+×
UTO0MDN:
It's toofpace
0066211+×
UTO0MDN:
If you want to say it in American
0066212+×
UTO0MDN:
I went on date last night with a new girl and she was cool, I have a crush
0066213+×
UTO0MDN:
So how do I not fuck this up?
0066214+×
DonkeyLips:
Be nice to her
0066215+×
DonkeyLips:
Not just nice, go out of your way to show her you're kind. Hold doors open for old ladies and stuff
0066216+×
DonkeyLips:
Try not to push her off an electric scooter
0066217+×
DonkeyLips:
Toofpaste would actually be considered African American vernacular now, and yes that is a category. This nation should fall
0066218+×
gzYmVWO:
Amberlamps
0066219+×
gzYmVWO:
What other "diversified" words are there?
0066220+×
gzYmVWO:
Too later I already punched and old lady and pushed her off an electric scooter
0066221+×
gzYmVWO:
How do I recover?
0066222+×
RzM0IzY:
No coming back from that one
0066223+×
RzM0IzY:
Ax instead of ask
0066224+×
RzM0IzY:
Whuchu talm bow
0066225+×
RzM0IzY:
Ion een no
0066226+×
RzM0IzY:
I have a wigger nephew and that's how he's sends me texts and I have to ask him to speak to me in plain English it's so
obnoxious
0066227+×
MmYldTZ:
lol it took me way too long to understand what ion meant when someone sent it to me
0066228+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't get ion, please explain
0066229+×
UTO0MDN:
Is it "I don't know"?
0066230+×
hDNlVjN:
Yes
0066231+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you go to the lieberry?
0066232+×
U2MiVWY:
I don't
0066233+×
EzY5ImY:
Or instead of calling something cool you could say "days filthy"
0066234+×
EzY5ImY:
Dats*
0066235+×
U2MiVWY:
Das rite
0066236+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm about to watch the three body problem
0066237+×
UTO0MDN:
What am I in for?
0066238+×
UTO0MDN:
Will Chinawood eventually kill Hollywood?
0066239+×
UTO0MDN:
Will the gen after z start using Chinese slang?
0066240+×
UTO0MDN:
What are political and cultural implication that generation X was created as Pepsi marketing campaign
0066241+×
UTO0MDN:
The term
0066242+×
UTO0MDN:
The X was for extreme
0066243+×
UTO0MDN:
Because in the 90s everything was eXtreme
0066244+×
UTO0MDN:
It was a wild time
0066245+×
UTO0MDN:
So all the gen y and gen z spawned from a marketing campaign
0066246+×
UTO0MDN:
That's the end of my tangent
0066247+×
ourLeaf:
unless the great fire wall goes down unlikely
0066248+×
ourLeaf:
hell we don't use/know nip slang
0066249+×
ourLeaf:
whats three body problem?
0066250+×
UTO0MDN:
~insert cucking joke here~
0066251+×
UTO0MDN:
Its a weird chinese sci fi
0066252+×
UTO0MDN:
First episode seems intriguing so far
0066253+×
UTO0MDN:
It confirmed that japanese sounds better than chianese
0066254+×
UTO0MDN:
Chinese lol wtf autocorrect
0066255+×
DonkeyLips:
Is it worth watching Swiss?
0066256+×
DonkeyLips:
I have to find as much shit to watch as possible I am off work for 3 months after the 1st
0066257+×
UTO0MDN:
So far so good
0066258+×
UTO0MDN:
Basically a woman dooms earth and another woman must save earth
0066259+×
UTO0MDN:
They are both Chinese of course
0066260+×
DonkeyLips:
Hm
0066261+×
DonkeyLips:
Well maybe I'll watch it maybe not. Shogun has been good so far
0066262+×
UTO0MDN:
You better watch it and then tell me how much you understand
0066263+×
UTO0MDN:
Then you watch stargate, all of stargate
0066264+×
UTO0MDN:
The movies and shows
0066265+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm surprised they haven't rebooted it to milk it dry like they have done with star trek and starwars
0066266+×
UTO0MDN:
If your sci fi show doesn't have "star" in its name is it really worth watching?
0066267+×
UTO0MDN:
Discuss
0066268+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry you need to fund my new sci fi Tv show called "starfuckers"
0066269+×
UTO0MDN:
It has "star" in its name so it's a with a doubt going to be a success
0066270+×
UTO0MDN:
Basically every episode will be me seducing beautiful alien women to save the universe
0066271+×
UTO0MDN:
Since you will be paying for everything you can be a producer and fluffer
0066272+×
cTZ3U2N:
Can I be in your show as well
0066273+×
cTZ3U2N:
I love this purple colour
0066274+×
cTZ3U2N:
Make sure there is a 8 foot tall tentacle monster it is absolutely necessary
0066275+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes you can, you will be the character that seduces the aliens that I am unable to
0066276+×
UTO0MDN:
The first one you'll have to seduce is an 8 foot tall tentacle monster with a vulva at the end of each tentacle
0066277+×
UTO0MDN:
You will have to have a temporary octodick operation to accomplish your mission
0066278+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry has been silent, I bet she is busy collecting the money to fund our artistic endevour
0066279+×
DonkeyLips:
I started it and got distracted. I should not start a new series until I can devote my attention on it
0066280+×
DonkeyLips:
To it*
0066281+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, Swiss think not of what I can do for you but what can you do for me?
0066282+×
DonkeyLips:
I have a surgery coming up you should honestly be the one to pay for it. You're the whole reason I'm hurt
0066283+×
ourLeaf:
swiss
0066284+×
ourLeaf:
' monster porno will provide for your medical expenses
0066285+×
ourLeaf:
hes willing to get bucked by alien dick for your sake
0066286+×
DonkeyLips:
Whoa no one said anything about a porno you weirdo
0066287+×
DonkeyLips:
I understand the suggestion, because it's the internet. But there will be no porn and I will be in no way funding such a
project
0066288+×
DonkeyLips:
I'll buy you each a bag of chips and a Gatorade or something
0066289+×
DonkeyLips:
Wait I guess he said seduce so that implies some weird beastiality thing which, sirs, I am not here for
0066290+×
DonkeyLips:
Keep me out of your satanic masturbation rituals please
0066291+×
DonkeyLips:
There's a cool game store next to my sons boxing gym that lets me sit in there and read books, and they sell beer so I can
read a book and listen to real games take place it's such a nice feeling. I should donate one of my chairs so I can go sit
and always have a place to read
0066292+×
DonkeyLips:
Because we're always in the area for no less than 2 hours at a time. My son spends what they say you'll spend per class
studying in college. He's gonna go far in this he's so naturally good at it
0066293+×
DonkeyLips:
But he can't kick his way out of a paper bag. We have to work on his left kicks and southpaw stuff apparently
0066294+×
DonkeyLips:
Which idk why they told me this, im obviously the more retarded parent of the two of us
0066295+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe after I have surgery on Monday the pt will let me go slowly back into more strenuous activities who knows. So far I've
had a dr tell me to stick with yoga and Pilates and like one nurse knew of Muay Thai. They've seriously asked me if it's
"Mai Thai". Bitch that's a drink
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DonkeyLips:
Dafuq. U got me fuqqed up fam
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lzYycTZ:
First of all it's not a porno your perverts
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lzYycTZ:
It's art, learn the difference
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lzYycTZ:
Second of all, it's called acting
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lzYycTZ:
Third of all, all the beautiful human like aliens will be mine
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lzYycTZ:
Swede gets the ugly and grotesque looking ones
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lzYycTZ:
Barry boomer can get the ones that fell out of a horror movie
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lzYycTZ:
Anyways you guys are so uncultured, gosh!
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lzYycTZ:
Also Barry I'm going to call the police and tell them there is a sexual preditor watching kids play games
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lzYycTZ:
Spoiler alert, I will tell them you are the preditor that brought their own chair
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lzYycTZ:
Barry have you considered that instead of wondering what we can do you for you but what you could do for us?
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DonkeyLips:
I am underwhelmed by your response let's change the subject
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DonkeyLips:
And it's like a trading card game place so it's all people from 4chan so nice try butt muncher
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DonkeyLips:
The owner is super nice he doesn't have to let me sit and read but her does, and I've happened across this chair from a
dental office lobby, it doesn't look very good anywhere I put it but it would be perfect it their little place
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NmMkJmY:
So the chair you use to creep on kid you stole from the dentist?
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NmMkJmY:
>implying people from 4chan aren't creeps
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NmMkJmY:
Wew lad
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YmYlJTY:
I didn't steal from a dentist it was given to us. Apparently my husbands cousin thought we needed a chair
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YmYlJTY:
You're getting confused
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YmYlJTY:
I was just reading in a quiet place
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UTO0MDN:
"Given to us"
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UTO0MDN:
As that what we're calling it now?
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UTO0MDN:
In a quiet place where you keep your victims?
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VTNwMTY:
Ok
0066320+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm glad you finally admitted it
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UTO0MDN:
Acceptance is the first step to recovery
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UTO0MDN:
Barry you've scared of leaf, Swede and Saudi bro
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UTO0MDN:
Also have you ever seen the series "what we do in the shadows"?
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gzYlFmZ:
Yes I love that show it's hilarious
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gzYlFmZ:
Is there a new episode?!
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UTO0MDN:
No
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UTO0MDN:
Which one of the vampires do you think you are?
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UTO0MDN:
Spoiler alert you absolutely are not nadja
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kjZjJjN:
I'm okay with having the ugly grotesque oens dont underestimate me
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kjZjJjN:
also apparently my name was supposed to be nadja or something like that if I was born a woman
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kjZjJjN:
anyways now for the reason I came here today
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kjZjJjN:
WHY DOES SLEEP HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HARD
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kjZjJjN:
i just want to go to bed
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kjZjJjN:
close my eyes
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kjZjJjN:
wake up 7-8 hours later
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kjZjJjN:
IT SHOULD BE THAT EASY
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kjZjJjN:
WHY ISNT IT
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kjZjJjN:
WHY DOES MY BODY WORK AGAINST ITSELF
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kjZ4ADO:
Swiss stop trying to flirt with me all the time
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kjZ4ADO:
Swede smoke some pot
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UTO0MDN:
Swede i have a lot of empathy for you, some time during my twenties sleep became a drama
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UTO0MDN:
My brain would just go into over drive at night and make it impossible to fall asleep
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UTO0MDN:
Especially if you "miss the sleep boat"
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UTO0MDN:
Smoking weed is a trap, it will let you sleep but you won't have dreams and you won't feel as rested after a while
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UTO0MDN:
Try some melatonin, it mostly works and gives you very vivid dreams
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UTO0MDN:
and you actually feel rested
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UTO0MDN:
Ugh last night i kept waking up every hour, it was annoying
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UTO0MDN:
People are like do more exc
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UTO0MDN:
excersize
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UTO0MDN:
I walk 14k steps yesterday and my sleep was worse!
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UTO0MDN:
No one is flirting with you Barry
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UTO0MDN:
Why do women assume bants are flirting?
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UTO0MDN:
Also we must blame Barry for our insomnia, i know she is somehow responsible
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DonkeyLips:
Swiss I have perfectly fine dreams and I am a daily user
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DonkeyLips:
Stop lying to people
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DonkeyLips:
Also try bantering with someone else I honestly don't know how to respond because you say such ridiculous stuff. You pick on
me because you know I'm dumb and honestly it's edging on bullying, I don't like bullies
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DonkeyLips:
I won't stand for this any longer
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DonkeyLips:
Anyway, have you considered possibly something you eat affects your sleep?
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DonkeyLips:
I think people don't realize that your diet affects everything in your physical life. I used to wake up constantly like a
newborn and now that I've switched to mostly animal based foods I sleep like a baby
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DonkeyLips:
My kids hate that we don't keep processed foods around but everyone benefits in the long run
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DonkeyLips:
Melatonin has never worked for me. Like I used to routinely wake up at 2:36-3:02 am specifically and lay there wide awake
till my alarm went off it was infuriating
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DonkeyLips:
Just think about it. And eat a steak
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UTO0MDN:
Lol. Have you been smoking hemp this entire time or oregano?
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UTO0MDN:
It's scientifically proven thc inhibits REM sleep
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UTO0MDN:
It's not bulling, you just give me so much ammunition it's impossible to resist
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UTO0MDN:
And it's ridiculous on purpose so that most people understand to take it as joke and not personally
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UTO0MDN:
I wouldn't trust American melatonin to be honest or any product from that country
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UTO0MDN:
They clearly do not care about the well being of people over there
0066369+×
UTO0MDN:
Also when thc has stopped your dreams and you stop taking thc, the dreams comeback with a vengeance
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UTO0MDN:
This is well known
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UTO0MDN:
Also we don't think you're dumb, just silly and fun
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hzY0QjZ:
Get a load of this guy
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hzY0QjZ:
He trusts "the science"
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hzY0QjZ:
I'm here to tell you that I have really vivid dreams and I sleep very well
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kjZjJjN:
I slept 4-5 hours today hopefully by the time it's sleepy time I am tired enough and I can zzzzzzzzz
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kjZjJjN:
If not I will update you guys
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ImN5kzY:
Recommend sleep is 6-7 hours so you're almost making it. Try less screen time too I know a lot of people your age doom scroll
while laying down and that's very bad for you
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ImN5kzY:
Also, how can science prove if a person is or isn't dreaming? We all dream
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UTO0MDN:
The science says so, it confrims what happens to me and my friends
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UTO0MDN:
Im pretty sure someone has been slipping you oregano instead of weed
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UTO0MDN:
Good luck swede, a hot bath and camomile tea can help
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UTO0MDN:
So I went on a date last week and she was more pretty than her photos
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UTO0MDN:
She's coming over tomorrow to hang out and im pretty nervous
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UTO0MDN:
Also my kitchen sink decided to get blocked today
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UTO0MDN:
I blame barry obviously
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kjZjJjN:
Lets fucking gooo swiss
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kjZjJjN:
you know what to do
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UTO0MDN:
What do I do!?
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UTO0MDN:
I guess I should unblock the sink tomorrow morning
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UTO0MDN:
I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere
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QWY2gjZ:
Get underneath and take the little u shaped thing off the pipe. You're a man I assume you know how to do handy work?
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kjZjJjN:
idk I've never had a girl before
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kjZjJjN:
you gotta score hehehehehhehhe
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kjZjJjN:
yeah
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kjZjJjN:
score!
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UTO0MDN:
I have done it before, it's always catching all the gross water that sucks
0066398+×
UTO0MDN:
Go on tinder or bumble, lots of girls there
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UTO0MDN:
You miss all the shots you don't take
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BDN2MGZ:
Get a bucket Swiss come on
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gTO2ITZ:
Also please don't go on dating apps that's so bad. Why do you think Swiss is 54 years old and not married? Because he is a
little slut!
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UTO0MDN:
Projecting much?
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UTO0MDN:
I can do as many kicks in the air without needing surgery afterwards
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UTO0MDN:
Jealous?
0066405+×
UTO0MDN:
I went under and drained the sink but the blockage is in a pipe behind the wall
0066406+×
UTO0MDN:
And I don't have a plunger
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UTO0MDN:
Guys its almost time for the meet up and im still nervous, butterflies in my stomach and everything
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UTO0MDN:
If i get my kidneys stolen and never come back i just want all of you to know I love you all
0066409+×
UTO0MDN:
Except george
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DonkeyLips:
Nah I'm not projecting I've been with the same man for 15 years
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DonkeyLips:
Hopefully she doesn't try to do your dishes Swiss. Please don't have dirty dishes when she comes over
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DonkeyLips:
make sure your house is clean don't even leave a sock in the god damned floor
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DonkeyLips:
On* the floor
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DonkeyLips:
And why don't you have a plunger that's absurd
0066415+×
DonkeyLips:
Well... I guess not if you have decent plumbing but what do you do when your toilet clogs?
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DonkeyLips:
My fucking 4 year old niece clogs out toilet weekly it's gross
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DonkeyLips:
Anyway... get a snake. I also assume you know how to use one of those? You can probably rent one from a hardware store
0066418+×
DonkeyLips:
If I can use a snake you can too
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DonkeyLips:
Do not let a girl come to your house with a plugged sink she's gonna throw up as soon as she gets home
0066420+×
DonkeyLips:
Unless... is she only coming over for a dick appointment?
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DonkeyLips:
Shame on you Swiss
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BzYiVTM:
Why do you not have a plunger
0066423+×
BzYiVTM:
Guys check it out he doesn't have a plunger hahhahahahhaha
0066424+×
BzYiVTM:
What a looser
0066425+×
BzYiVTM:
Anywyas, I refuse to use dating apps
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DonkeyLips:
Good job Swede I'm proud of you for that
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DonkeyLips:
I couldn't imagine entering the dating scene anymore. Put yourself out there and meet someone, it's also very important to
have standards. You're so young and you don't have to settle for anything
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DonkeyLips:
Avoid girls with high body counts, who are loud, and don't know how to do anything
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DonkeyLips:
They exist in your country probably more frequently than here. They're the shy ones
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cTZ3U2N:
Yes thank you Barry
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cTZ3U2N:
I know what I want
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cTZ3U2N:
If I'm like 40 and no wife or kids im becoming a marty
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cTZ3U2N:
so guys in 20 you might want to pay attention to the news
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cTZ3U2N:
(joke of course I would never ever ever hurt anybody especially not those in power)
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DonkeyLips:
It's all in Minecraft nobody is gonna do shit. But what I suggest now, as you're so young
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DonkeyLips:
Take care of your body and set high standards and boundaries. Tell yourself you're better than others, it's okay
0066437+×
DonkeyLips:
I feel like we've been trained to all think we're equal and that's not the truth
0066438+×
DonkeyLips:
I will tell you that I'm a better person than either of those 1000 twins from American tv. It's an objective fact
0066439+×
DonkeyLips:
Even some people I work with are inferior to me. And lots of people are better than me too. Th 1000 twins is a pretty low bar
but I hope you get what I mean
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DonkeyLips:
They don't try, they don't have a drive. Please, for the sake of humanity set yourself up for success
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DonkeyLips:
After my surgery I plan to go back to Muay Thai and actually learn something. It would be cool to have like one amateur fight
I think my son would be proud of that. I can kick hard but the dr told me my knees hyperextend so that's a problem

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