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U2MmRjY:
well I feel stupid now. I forgot about the mobile game. is it fun? might give me somthing to do
0035044+×
QTYmBTN:
What?!
0035045+×
hzMiFDM:
nkt yet i porbably need to use the gold fishes
0035046+×
hzMiFDM:
not*
0035047+×
QTYmBTN:
Why are Americans so thin skinned?
0035048+×
QmZyQjN:
It really isn't a fun game it's just kinda cute
0035049+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss I swear to god I am going to fly to Switzerland to spit in your mouth and fly right back home. You know what you're
doing!
0035050+×
U2MmRjY:
god you're falling for it barry thats exactly what he wants
0035051+×
YzYyIDO:
my boyfriend says he wants to move into switzerland
0035052+×
YzYyIDO:
swiss, quick, how much do your people like brown people
0035053+×
QmZyQjN:
He would have to serve in the military to become a citizen
0035054+×
QmZyQjN:
Isn't that what you told me Swiss cheese?
0035055+×
QmZyQjN:
Something else to consider is the ridiculous cost just to fly there. Trust me I just looked and I was seriously considering
it just to find purp dog to kick his ass but I don't want to spend 2k. Expect me in 2022 though
0035056+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm like Liam neeson in taken, I will find you
0035057+×
YzYyIDO:
he'd probably join the military if it was with the swiss yeah
0035058+×
QmZyQjN:
Why not? It's a neutral country. And you already know someone over there so you have a place to stay!
0035059+×
YzYyIDO:
no i'm not saying it's a bad thing
0035060+×
czMxgTN:
Pffff as if you coukd handle me
0035061+×
czMxgTN:
My city is actually super multiculti with people from all over the world
0035062+×
czMxgTN:
As long as you dont cause trouble you will be left in peace
0035063+×
czMxgTN:
Also about half the population either drinks a lot or smokes the ganja
0035064+×
czMxgTN:
The feminist here be like we want equality and the gov is like ok, we are going to raise womens retirement age to be the same
as men and the feminist are like dont you dare
0035065+×
czMxgTN:
Please explain to me what equality is
0035066+×
ZGM1IzY:
Let's talk politics with strangers!
0035067+×
ZGM1IzY:
Shout obscenities into the abyss!
0035068+×
hzMiFDM:
women don't want equality
0035069+×
hzMiFDM:
they just want all the "nice" things that men have while doing less
0035070+×
QTYmBTN:
Barry can you please contribute constructively to the conversation Ok thanks!
0035071+×
QmZyQjN:
I feel like I've told you my opinion about feminism but ok here goes
0035072+×
QmZyQjN:
The moment women entered the workforce was a defining moment of societal decline. Feminism is a plague and by removing
mothers from that role children learn to have fucking teachers as role models
0035073+×
QmZyQjN:
The government was like ok cool more people to collect taxes from, to a point now where both parents have to work to make
ends meet
0035074+×
QmZyQjN:
My husband makes enough money but if I didn't work we wouldn't be able to keep our savings up
0035075+×
QmZyQjN:
I hate feminism with a burning passion
0035076+×
QmZyQjN:
There is no shame in a female earning a living but the claims they make anymore are just wild. My sister once had the
audacity to ask if I'd go to a slut walk and I told her only if I get to throw rocks into the parade
0035077+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/769221.jpeg
0035078+×
QmZyQjN:
Womens are supposed to do things like this
0035079+×
U2MmRjY:
cute
0035080+×
YzYyIDO:
someone been asking me to do an edit they asked me to do and i had agreed but i'm like
0035081+×
YzYyIDO:
dude i haven't even DRAWN for myself, i'm not doing an edit for you yet
0035082+×
hzMiFDM:
barry is your dog gay?
0035083+×
QmZyQjN:
No she's a little girl!
0035084+×
U2MmRjY:
barry... lesbians are a thing
0035085+×
QmZyQjN:
So my dog can't wear a cute rainbow? The gays can't have everything rainbow I won't accept it
0035086+×
QmZyQjN:
Little kids like rainbows and my dog looks adorable. She prefers that over the devil mask she tried on
0035087+×
QTYmBTN:
I heard rainbows are a white supremacist hate symbol
0035088+×
QTYmBTN:
Not gonna lie, the dog and ducks are adorable!
0035089+×
Z2YyMjM:
Thank you I agree. I thought my ducks were getting aggressive with her but now I think they just try to play it's funny
0035090+×
Z2YyMjM:
And also, what's better than having a German shepherd wear a white supremacist symbol. Seems pretty on theme to me
0035091+×
hzMiFDM:
https://youtu.be/guDIwspRGJ8
0035092+×
hzMiFDM:
booi
0035093+×
U2MmRjY:
nuts, thats some grip strength
0035094+×
ZmNwQmY:
My German shepherd identifies as Alsatian, and I support them in that.
0035095+×
QTYmBTN:
I identify as your master and I support
0035096+×
QTYmBTN:
Myself in that
0035097+×
U2MmRjY:
please keep your delusional fetishes to yourself
0035098+×
QTYmBTN:
No!
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QmZyQjN:
I bet my German shepherd is way cuter
0035100+×
QmZyQjN:
She's mixed though, still incredibly smart. Maybe that takes her out of the running for cutest but she's adorable
0035101+×
NmM0YDO:
Mixed with what?
0035102+×
U2MmRjY:
White Swiss women
0035103+×
kTZ5IzM:
Black lab
0035104+×
kTZ5IzM:
Her mom was pretty small also, so she obviously wasn't purebred but that's ok. I got the best dog ever for my birthday
0035106+×
QmZyQjN:
They say mixed breed dogs tend to be healthier also because of fewer or no instances of inbreeding in their lineage
0035107+×
U2MmRjY:
pugs are disgusting. why do people want them?
0035108+×
QmZyQjN:
Pugs are cute in their own way. I love all animals though so I have a biased opinion. English bulldogs are butt ugly though
and they stink
0035109+×
QmZyQjN:
Pugs can have a condition where their eyes actually pop out of their heads
0035110+×
QmZyQjN:
I do want a giant schnauzer though. We had a Keeshond once and she was a great dog too
0035111+×
I2MkR2Y:
What is happening
0035112+×
NmM0YDO:
Dog talk is happening
0035113+×
NmM0YDO:
rhodesian ridgeback master race checking in
0035114+×
MGMzUTN:
Another good dog. Is that what you have?
0035115+×
U2MmRjY:
is there a new yank in town?
0035116+×
U2MmRjY:
hey saudi whats the deal with muslims & dogs?
0035117+×
hzMiFDM:
you own them for utility only (guarding or with your barn animals) but inside houses
0035118+×
hzMiFDM:
not inside houses*
0035119+×
UTMhNzY:
No that was me
0035120+×
UTMhNzY:
Oh wait no it wasn't idk who that was
0035121+×
UTMhNzY:
I just found out I have based co workers this is great
0035122+×
U2MmRjY:
why are they based barry? also why not inside the house? seems kinda redundent to me
0035123+×
QmZyQjN:
We had a long conversation today about druggies and affirmative action being racist against Asians, the Thai guy went off
about that stuff
0035124+×
QmZyQjN:
He's normally really quiet but he hears us talking about white privilege not existing and he said yeehoo have I got some
opinions for you
0035125+×
hzMiFDM:
dogs are nasty and we have to take a shower if we touch them you dont want them touching your stuff
0035126+×
QmZyQjN:
That's a conspiracy
0035127+×
QmZyQjN:
Islam is right about women and wrong about dogs
0035128+×
QmZyQjN:
What is so nasty about dogs?
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czMxgTN:
I had a ridge back when I was young, wonderful dogs
0035131+×
czMxgTN:
Dogs are nasty because they sniff out evil and bark at demons
0035132+×
czMxgTN:
Dogs are holy creatures and those who do not like them are either evil/demons or sociopaths
0035133+×
YzYyIDO:
sorry but whats affirmative action
0035134+×
YzYyIDO:
ohhh
0035135+×
YzYyIDO:
after a quick search, that kinda sounds like something just exists in paper and doesnt work in reality
0035136+×
hzMiFDM:
i don't make the rules barry
0035137+×
QmZyQjN:
Ridgebacks are extremely smart and protective. You should get another one
0035138+×
QmZyQjN:
And you didn't really answer my question Saudi bro.
0035139+×
QmZyQjN:
Argie I wish it did only exist on paper but this is reality in America
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hzMiFDM:
dogs are like pigs kinda
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U2MmRjY:
in the sense that dogs eat everything & get themsleves dirty I can see that. hell they're even worse, at least pigs like
to be clean & are only synonymous with filth cause we force them in shit conditions
0035142+×
U2MmRjY:
don't know if this relates to affirmative action but when I was leaving middle school for high school my guidence councilar
reconmended me into lower level english class.
0035143+×
U2MmRjY:
Turns out the reason is that the school gets an increased check form the Fed if they have a high amount of 'foriegn' students
to fit the diversity quota.
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U2MmRjY:
English is my first language you racist fucks
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U2MmRjY:
worse part of it is that there is no offical (i'm sure that there is a way but they wouldn't tell you) way to enter higher
english courses and you need to be in those courses to enter higher education. the motherfuckers tried to ruin my life &
i nearly fell for it
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czMxgTN:
They're nothing like pigs
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QmZyQjN:
Pigs are ungulates, I guess you could compare their average intelligence but they are nothing alike
0035148+×
QmZyQjN:
If you're comparing a pig to a house animal they are more like cats. But you generally cannot raise a pig to become a member
of the family so I'm sorry but you're wrong
0035149+×
QmZyQjN:
And leaf what level of reading were you at upon entering high school? Could it be you weren't meeting their expectations at
the higher level?
0035150+×
Q2YlljY:
If you raise a dog well he will willing die to save your life, you can't say that about most things in life
0035151+×
YzYyIDO:
nah yeah
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YzYyIDO:
my dog knows he can´t eat puke off the floor
0035153+×
YzYyIDO:
literally gonna just say "not my dog!" but honestly?? not my dog. he knows how to behave like a normal person
0035154+×
YzYyIDO:
meanwhile i go to someone else's house and their dog is SHITTING inside. like pissing and shitting and the other dog is
eating the turds off the floor if left unattended
0035155+×
YzYyIDO:
not literally but you know what i mean
0035156+×
Q2YlljY:
Wtf is going on in Argentina?
0035157+×
Q2YlljY:
A dog is a reflection of its owners...
0035158+×
YzYyIDO:
ye
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U2MmRjY:
is it old? my dog didn't shit in the house until she was senile
0035160+×
QmZyQjN:
Old dogs need diapers if you keep them around that long which is cruel also. The Keeshond was my husband's dog so I didn't
have a day in how it went but her senile accidents smelled like actual death
0035161+×
QmZyQjN:
How I learned to sniff out dying people and animals. They smell like rot and lose all control of those functions
0035162+×
QmZyQjN:
But people who don't take the time to train properly shouldn't be dog owners. They are born to learn and if they do not it's
not the dogs fault
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JDO4UDN:
interesting
0035164+×
QmZyQjN:
Dogs might be the master race
0035165+×
QmZyQjN:
Have you ever pet one??
0035166+×
Q2YlljY:
They don't have dogs as pets in Saudi Arabia
0035167+×
Q2YlljY:
It's Haram
0035168+×
JDO4UDN:
ngl kinda
0035169+×
JDO4UDN:
but the people who do are west copy cat
0035170+×
YzYyIDO:
i'd also say that having a pet isn't for everyone but a lot of people think it's just a thing you should do
0035171+×
YzYyIDO:
imo it should be like with how we are with our dog
0035172+×
YzYyIDO:
we cook food for him, we talk to him in a normal tone, and if you are intentful enough he'll know when you're encouraging him
or telling him not to do something
0035173+×
YzYyIDO:
not "omg...... uwu...... the baby thing that is too dumb to know how to talk.... lol....."
0035174+×
QmZyQjN:
That makes me very sad to hear Saudi friend but to each his own
0035175+×
QmZyQjN:
I talk to my dog with a normal tone when I'm training but when she's just good she gets uwus. Very immature of me but I can't
help it
0035176+×
hzMiFDM:
lol enjoy yourself barry
0035177+×
U2MmRjY:
never say that again Argie Barry
0035178+×
UDMkRjN:
What?
0035180+×
FTN0MGM:
And don't boss me around you little shit
0035181+×
FTN0MGM:
Lordy Lordy this color is beautiful
0035182+×
Q2YlljY:
What?
0035183+×
hzMiFDM:
i got the yard expansion
0035184+×
hzMiFDM:
for kitties
0035185+×
hzMiFDM:
more kitties
0035186+×
JzNiZDN:
I have the yard extension too! I have a scratching post that spots really enjoys
0035188+×
QzYhRGZ:
I wish there was more than one expansion
0035189+×
hzMiFDM:
so much this barry
0035190+×
Q2YlljY:
So winter is coming
0035191+×
Q2YlljY:
How can I cancel winter?
0035192+×
QmZyQjN:
By going to the Caribbean
0035193+×
QmZyQjN:
I hope we don't get snow this year. Snow is fucking stupid
0035194+×
U2MmRjY:
wwwhhhaaatttt how can you saw that!?! Don't you know the joy of shoveling 4 feet of snow every morning?
0035195+×
QmZyQjN:
We've only had that much snow one time that I can remember. Last year we had almost 3 feet and it ruined my birthday
0035196+×
QmZyQjN:
We just don't have that kind of winter here so there's never been the need for infrastructure to deal with it aside from snow
plows and road de-icer and that can only do so much
0035197+×
QmZyQjN:
Growing up I remember having 9 months of rain and then humid summers but this year we had like 6 straight months of warm
sunshine
0035198+×
QmZyQjN:
The day we moved into this new house it was 117 Fahrenheit that was stupid
0035199+×
hzMiFDM:
we never have snow
0035200+×
hzMiFDM:
what is snow is it a myth like santa?
0035201+×
QmZyQjN:
It's pretty to look at but being cold and wet is dumb. Snowmobiling is great fun though
0035202+×
Q2YlljY:
Snow is something that looks pretty but everything about it is horrible
0035203+×
Q2YlljY:
Even holding it in your hand hurts
0035204+×
Q2YlljY:
There is a surprising amount of pain associated with snow
0035205+×
VDMjF2N:
Not just physical but emotional pain
0035206+×
Q2YlljY:
Spiritual pain too
0035207+×
ZTYmRGZ:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates snow
0035208+×
U2MmRjY:
snow is fun, you get to hit people with snow balls
0035209+×
EDNlRTY:
Snow transforms the surroundings. I love the peacefulness of the snow in nature and I love the chaos of snow in civilization.
0035210+×
ZGOjNWN:
Yea, it transforms it into hell!
0035211+×
QmZyQjN:
Right! There's a good solid 30 minute window until everyone leaves for work and the roads are absolutely covered in a sheet
of ice
0035212+×
QmZyQjN:
And snow it chaos in nature too, think of all the little deers who can't get to grass and starve to death
0035213+×
QmZyQjN:
I bet I jinxed it now we will get 3 feet in January
0035214+×
QmZyQjN:
Sorry one meter*
0035215+×
YzYyIDO:
thanks for the conversion to meters
0035216+×
YzYyIDO:
though, i have logged "think in stacks of 3 for 1 meter" in my mind already
0035217+×
QmZyQjN:
It's honest work, no problem fren
0035218+×
QmZyQjN:
I live my life by multiples of 3. If the volume in my car isn't set to one I will crash and die
0035219+×
ZGOjNWN:
Living that holy trinity life I see
0035221+×
E2YhJGZ:
Well yeah I don't wanna die in a fiery crash
0035222+×
E2YhJGZ:
Imagine if one day you just stopped hearing From me you would be devastated
0035223+×
czMxgTN:
I'd just figure you'd had enough of my bullshit
0035224+×
czMxgTN:
Or worse, found a better band of misfits than us
0035225+×
NmNlFGZ:
The more you try to drive me away the harder I dig my heels in
0035226+×
NmNlFGZ:
And no such band of misfits exists my friend I'll be coming here for the foreseeable future
0035227+×
U2MmRjY:
I feel that way about Venny. Where are you? Did you get shanked on your shopping trip?
0035228+×
QmZyQjN:
Wut?
0035229+×
QmZyQjN:
The third night in a row my husband hasn't gone for seconds of the dinner I've made... when I say feminism was a mistake this
is what I mean
0035230+×
ljZwAzM:
All the vaccinated people at work are getting sick...
0035231+×
ljZwAzM:
What do I do?
0035232+×
hzMiFDM:
nothing the vax will do everything for you
0035233+×
QmZyQjN:
Trust the science duh
0035234+×
QmZyQjN:
Also make sure you're taking your vitamins and getting extra vitamin c
0035235+×
QmZyQjN:
If you get sick you'll have better immunity though so maybe just purposely expose yourself
0035236+×
ljZwAzM:
I bet you love purposely exposing yourself Barry
0035237+×
ljZwAzM:
You pervert!
0035238+×
QmZyQjN:
You know it
0035239+×
QmZyQjN:
I wear low cut shirts as a tease
0035240+×
QmZyQjN:
Jokes aside one of the companies my husband works alongside is mandating vaxes by December 1st.. only a matter of time befor
his company does
0035241+×
QmZyQjN:
He refuses to sell our house and move to a state that isn't mandating either but I'm wondering how we can make a living if we
aren't allowed to work
0035242+×
hzMiFDM:
one of us npc.jpeg
0035243+×
QmZyQjN:
Fuck that
0035244+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm not getting vaccinated. End of story they can vaccinate my cold dead body
0035245+×
hzMiFDM:
loool
0035246+×
NmNlFGZ:
What's funny to you young man?
0035247+×
U2MmRjY:
JOIN US. TAKE THE SHOT. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE PART OF SOMETHING SO GREAT. SURRENDER AND BE HAPPY
0035248+×
JDO4UDN:
VERRY TRUE FELLOW VAXER, ANTI-VAXERS ARE MESSING OUT ON GREAT HAPPINESS AND SAFETY
0035249+×
JDO4UDN:
MISSING*
0035250+×
czMxgTN:
I will never bend the knee!
0035251+×
U2MmRjY:
I just found out that I'm 2% Korean. This is the worst day of my life
0035252+×
czMxgTN:
Best Korea or South Korea?
0035253+×
QmZyQjN:
Nothing wrong with Korean
0035254+×
QmZyQjN:
Some of the nicest people I've known have been Korean
0035255+×
QmZyQjN:
It's super funny that Saudi bro corrected himself in all caps lol. Imagine if we vocalized our speaking mistakes the way we
do when typing
0035256+×
hzMiFDM:
lol
0035257+×
QmZyQjN:
Can one of you zoomers explain just what the island boys are doing?
0035258+×
hzMiFDM:
idk im filled in in zoomer shit
0035259+×
hzMiFDM:
in on*
0035260+×
hzMiFDM:
im not*
0035261+×
hzMiFDM:
i swear i need to get my brain checked
0035262+×
QmZyQjN:
They look like they have turd spikes on their heads
0035263+×
U2MmRjY:
the island boys?
0035264+×
VjN2YDN:
The vax is already killing Saudi bro, Press F to pay respects
0035265+×
VjN2YDN:
It's a forced meme to get young boys to tattoo their face so the powers that be can identify the NPC easier
0035266+×
czMxgTN:
Quick! Prove you're not an NPC
0035267+×
VzYzYTM:
I have pineapple on my pizza!
0035268+×
hzMiFDM:
segmentation fault: ERROR parameters out of context
0035269+×
czMxgTN:
Disgusting!
0035270+×
U2MmRjY:
I got a pimple on my forehead that makes me look indian
0035271+×
U2MmRjY:
idk if that proves I'm not a NPC
0035272+×
QmZyQjN:
My husband has predicted bakanization of the states.. how far will the mandates go?
0035273+×
QmZyQjN:
And Swiss, or anyone, try mixing pre made garlic with either ranch or Alfredo sauce and sub that for marinara in a pizza
crust, mozzarella, SPICY pepperoni, and pineapple.. add park and you're set. Merica
0035274+×
QmZyQjN:
By pre made I mean the stuf that is canned. Or make it yourself I don't give a fuck
0035275+×
QmZyQjN:
And don't add park add grated paremesan ad red pepper flakes
0035276+×
QmZyQjN:
Those should be added after baking to taste*
0035277+×
QmZyQjN:
If you're questioning my method I challenge you to cut fresh pineapple and roll it in a mixture of finely grated Parmesan and
cayenne or chili flakes and eat it like that
0035278+×
QmZyQjN:
Sorry I promise I'm working on talking less but the ratios have to be right. Start with 2/3 spice and 1/3 parmigiana
0035279+×
czMxgTN:
I will never eat your spice!
0035280+×
czMxgTN:
Or peppers
0035281+×
U2MmRjY:
what you think of metabook guys? you ready to own nothing and be happy?!?
0035282+×
U2MmRjY:
I heard that there is supposed to be only one metaverse, if so than metaverse seems like a shit idea.
0035283+×
hzMiFDM:
swiss broke him a little too hard
0035284+×
czMxgTN:
I always give my 110%
0035285+×
czMxgTN:
I'm gonna keep chilling on the "I don't give a fuck"verse
0035286+×
U2MmRjY:
Happy Halloween!!!
0035287+×
czMxgTN:
Oh no kids came trick or treating but I don't have any candy
0035288+×
czMxgTN:
It's a new thing here
0035289+×
czMxgTN:
Damn Americanization even though it's an old Christian thing
0035290+×
QmZyQjN:
Happy Halloween you little cuties!!!
0035291+×
czMxgTN:
Trick or treat Barry
0035292+×
U2MmRjY:
squirrels are nibbling at my pumpkin
0035293+×
U2MmRjY:
not many kiddies out tonight, but where I live thats normal just disappointing
0035294+×
QmZyQjN:
I grew up in the country where no trick or treaters went and we finally have our house decorated and ready for those little
fuckers I'm so essited
0035295+×
QmZyQjN:
Just put out the last pumpkin :)
0035296+×
QmZyQjN:
My neighbor has taped off her front door to state that no candy I will be passed out
0035297+×
QmZyQjN:
And now taping a fluorescent sign up are you kidding me lmao
0035298+×
QmZyQjN:
She hates fun I can tell
0035299+×
RjY4QjM:
Plot twist, you are her
0035300+×
EjYjdDZ:
ha got em
0035301+×
EjYjdDZ:
too bright
0035302+×
RjY4QjM:
Saudi bro is almost at peak whitness
0035303+×
VmN0MDM:
I would never do such a thing! I am the opposite in fact. I even gave out extra candy to some of them
0035304+×
VmN0MDM:
She is like peak Karen. Short haircut and everything
0035305+×
VmN0MDM:
We had like 300 trick or treaters, I just sat on the porch with my mother in law and we drank fireball and then o woke up
late this morning like a fucktard
0035306+×
VmN0MDM:
I hate doing that
0035307+×
czMxgTN:
What did y'all dress up as?
0035308+×
U2MmRjY:
a fed
0035309+×
VmN0MDM:
I didn't dress up
0035310+×
U2MmRjY:
WHAT? weres your spirit? at least I pretended to dress up as something
0035311+×
EjYjdDZ:
haha whats a fed?
0035312+×
czMxgTN:
You have disappointed us all Barry
0035313+×
VmN0MDM:
You just wanna hear me say I went as a sexy horse or something. Perverts
0035314+×
VmN0MDM:
I am a mommy I can't dress like that!
0035315+×
U2MmRjY:
wtf I was expecting a pirate or something tame
0035316+×
EjYjdDZ:
barry dressed up as barry
0035317+×
QmZyQjN:
Exactly as the lord intended
0035318+×
JWZzcTM:
Ivstvs
0035319+×
U2MmRjY:
Happy Day of the Dead Mexico
0035320+×
QmZyQjN:
Feliz dia de los meurtos!!
0035321+×
QmZyQjN:
The holidays are here let me know when you're ready for my Christmas list
0035322+×
FDMwI2Y:
I found a photo of Barry's "Sexyness" https://fading.blue/u/870187.jpeg
0035323+×
FDMwI2Y:
May*
0035324+×
FDMwI2Y:
God have mercy on our souls
0035325+×
UDMkRjN:
Lmao. Asshole
0035326+×
U2MmRjY:
BOOBA
0035327+×
EjYjdDZ:
lmao
0035328+×
YDOyQ2N:
GET IN MY BELLEH!!
0035329+×
EjYjdDZ:
pls no
0035330+×
U2MmRjY:
ew
0035331+×
U2MmRjY:
god i'm just imaging whoever swiss posted voring us
0035332+×
U2MmRjY:
I hate you barry get out of my head
0035333+×
czMxgTN:
Eating you from the inside out
0035334+×
FTN0MGM:
Well that's not what I actually look like leaf so you don't need to worry lol
0035335+×
FTN0MGM:
Haven't you seen Austin powers??
0035336+×
U2MmRjY:
I... I d-don't think I have... like I must have but I have no memory of it...
0035337+×
QmZyQjN:
Maybe you haven't it came out before you were born
0035338+×
EzY5QTZ:
Yea! Maybe you haven't it came out!
0035339+×
EjYjdDZ:
.
0035340+×
U2MmRjY:
did this place go offline? couldn't get in until the afternoon
0035341+×
EjYjdDZ:
idk man i hope not
0035342+×
EjYjdDZ:
i mean to me it was online but i couldnt send
0035343+×
QmNxAjN:
I couldn't get in. Said the certificate for the server was invalid
0035344+×
EjYjdDZ:
yeah
0035345+×
EjYjdDZ:
you can pass that but it wouldnt send text
0035346+×
lDOiFmZ:
Weird. Anyway I almost started a microwave fire today at work what's the dumbest things you all have done this year?
0035347+×
U2MmRjY:
I think I already said this but I'll say it again Around a month ago I jumped up and hit my head, denting the ceiling and
probably my skull
0035348+×
czMxgTN:
Did you apologize to the ceiling?
0035349+×
U2MmRjY:
no
0035350+×
QmZ0kjN:
Why were you jumping so high?
0035351+×
U2MmRjY:
I'm autistic
0035352+×
U2MmRjY:
I'm getting a labtop, advice pls
0035353+×
EjYjdDZ:
get a really good one
0035354+×
U2MmRjY:
thanks bro
0035355+×
EjYjdDZ:
anytime
0035356+×
FjM3U2Y:
Get a razer blade if you got the cash
0035357+×
FjM3U2Y:
Dell xps is nice too
0035358+×
FjM3U2Y:
If you're feeling bold you can get one of the new framework laptops
0035359+×
FWMiFGZ:
Dell's are pretty good. I have latidute for work, it served me well for 5 years at least.
0035360+×
YzYyIDO:
dells fucking suck ass if you can't get a new fan for it after it fucking explodes!!!!!!!!
0035361+×
YzYyIDO:
if not yeah it's ok i guess
0035362+×
YzYyIDO:
some have touch screens! so that you think you should use them but instead it gets covered in dust scratched!
0035363+×
FWMiFGZ:
I had samsung and dell with battery issues, batteries started to swell. But thats a simple battery replacement. Never had fan
issues.
0035364+×
YzYyIDO:
just playing devil's advocate don't worry
0035365+×
YzYyIDO:
they're absolutely capable computers
0035366+×
YzYyIDO:
once you disable half of the non-essential services at startup like adobe like the 7 spywares like the
0035367+×
YzYyIDO:
oh lord i'm rambling.
0035368+×
QmZyQjN:
I have a thinkcentre desktop which performs nicely I imagine the thinkpads are similar in function and they don't cost a
crazy amount
0035369+×
QmZyQjN:
Also welcome new friend. Stay a while
0035370+×
QmZyQjN:
Also I know lots of nothing about computers anymore I just like to be included :)
0035371+×
EjYjdDZ:
whats a computer?
0035372+×
QmZyQjN:
Your mom
0035373+×
EjYjdDZ:
i expect better from you barry
0035374+×
FjM3U2Y:
I like Barry's bants
0035375+×
FjM3U2Y:
I buy used MacBook pros and install Windows on them
0035376+×
FjM3U2Y:
Last one I got for free because the gpu died
0035377+×
QmZyQjN:
What do you end up doing with all those computers?
0035378+×
QmZyQjN:
Saudi friend you should lower your expectations of me because if I can say "your mom" I will
0035379+×
EjYjdDZ:
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
0035380+×
ETNyMTM:
What a conflicting out come
0035381+×
ETNyMTM:
I use the computers, to compute things duh!
0035382+×
U2MmRjY:
Youtube just recommended me an Astolfo outfit and a sexy female gothic punk latex catsuit
0035383+×
U2MmRjY:
What is youtube trying to tell me?
0035384+×
U2MmRjY:
thanks for the suggestions I'll look into those stuff
0035385+×
QmZyQjN:
Wel YouTube makes suggestions based on your search history so maybe you already know what they're telling you
0035386+×
QmZyQjN:
Why are you doing so much computing? Are you a villain?
0035387+×
QmZyQjN:
Fucking god damn allergies are absolutely ruining my life. I wish you people could see what is happening to my eye
0035388+×
ETNyMTM:
Wait, there are ads on YouTube?
0035389+×
ETNyMTM:
Barry, pink eye is not an allergy, stop letting your husband fart in your face
0035390+×
ETNyMTM:
I'm computing Art you bureaucrat!
0035391+×
ADNlVzY:
It isn't pink eye I did have that once in high school though
0035392+×
ADNlVzY:
It's better now but it's so swollen and painful still. The itchy has stopped
0035393+×
U2MmRjY:
makes me wince
0035394+×
U2MmRjY:
what art swiss? Got some wierd art pirating operation?
0035395+×
ETNyMTM:
It totally sounds like pink eye you deviant
0035396+×
ETNyMTM:
I'd show you but I'd get doxed
0035397+×
hDM4EWM:
Why would that fox you?
0035399+×
MTOyADN:
I mean dox
0035400+×
MTOyADN:
It's not pink eye if it's also my sinuses and throat
0035401+×
JDO4UDN:
dox yourselfs whats the worse that could happen
0035402+×
czMxgTN:
Nein
0035403+×
czMxgTN:
Oh no, Barry has the Rona
0035404+×
czMxgTN:
RIP
0035405+×
QDOzUjY:
If you dox yourself I'll dox myself so it's fair
0035406+×
QDOzUjY:
Unless you're some well to do high profile kinda broad
0035407+×
czMxgTN:
Barry, I am your father
0035409+×
MTNlhDN:
A mentally and emotionally unstable alcoholic Finnish man with heart problems?
0035410+×
JDO4UDN:
your move swiss
0035411+×
czMxgTN:
I literally cucked your father Barry
0035412+×
czMxgTN:
Barry, I'm your real father
0035413+×
czMxgTN:
I was a young boy, taken advantage of by your mother
0035414+×
czMxgTN:
It's complicated
0035415+×
czMxgTN:
Leaf, Saudi bro and argie are also your half brothers
0035416+×
U2MmRjY:
please don't make this into some family fanfic. these things are cringier than my search history
0035417+×
U2MmRjY:
Swiss when you going to release the jfk files?
0035418+×
czMxgTN:
Leaf, you are jfk
0035419+×
czMxgTN:
Wake up!
0035420+×
U2MmRjY:
noooo quiet... only when i'm fully assssslept can i psychically link with the future great president joe biden
0035421+×
U2MmRjY:
now if only there was a way to put me asleep for a loooooong time
0035422+×
QTO2MjZ:
You're not my dad and you can't tell me what to do! Get out of my head!
0035423+×
czMxgTN:
Go to your room Barry and think about what you've done
0035424+×
czMxgTN:
Oh no leaf looks like you've psychically linked yourself with Kampala's vagina
0035425+×
czMxgTN:
Kamala's*
0035426+×
czMxgTN:
May God have mercy on his soul
0035427+×
QmZyQjN:
I didn't nothing wrong!
0035428+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm gonna pay for that typo
0035429+×
QmZyQjN:
Does anyone have a good tomato sauce recipe? I've tried for years and can't
0035430+×
QmZyQjN:
What is the salt:oregano ratio
0035431+×
QmZyQjN:
If the herbs are added too soon we have a bitter taste
0035432+×
YzYyIDO:
i will ask my a
0035433+×
YzYyIDO:
do you do the sauce like, directly with tomatoes?
0035434+×
EjYjdDZ:
nice tip
0035435+×
YzYyIDO:
I brought that up because yesterday, funnily enough, she had made some tomato sauce for pasta
0035436+×
QmZyQjN:
Yes with fresh toms please it's better that way
0035437+×
M2M1UzY:
Hey, Leave Tom alone!
0035438+×
QmZyQjN:
Fuck Tom
0035439+×
czMxgTN:
Rude!
0035440+×
U2MmRjY:
just got my hair cut, feels good
0035441+×
U2MmRjY:
although I probably look better with longish hair and my cut is shit I can't stand the feeling of hair on my neck
0035442+×
U2MmRjY:
how do girls stand having long hair?
0035443+×
QmZyQjN:
By loving it I guess
0035444+×
QmZyQjN:
If I wear my hair down I always think about someone pulling it and I like that so.. for me it's a fetish?
0035445+×
QmZyQjN:
I also like to feel pretty
0035446+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't you guys like long hair on a bitch?
0035447+×
QmZyQjN:
I couldn't stand a short cut. The last girl to cut mine butchered it so I'm currently growing it out till I'm happy
0035448+×
EjYjdDZ:
oof
0035449+×
QmZyQjN:
Boof
0035450+×
QmZyQjN:
Do your guy's country's have uber obese people or is this just an American thing?
0035451+×
QmZyQjN:
Like I love my constitution but why are people the way they are
0035452+×
JDO4UDN:
the more you know about america
0035453+×
czMxgTN:
An obese person is a rare sight here
0035454+×
QmZyQjN:
It's horrible to see. Makes me sad too
0035455+×
QmZyQjN:
Our clocks fell back one hour so I'm up at 3:30 am because my internal alarm is set for 4:30 gosh darn
0035456+×
QmZyQjN:
And nobody is here... lalalalala
0035457+×
YzYyIDO:
They're stuck in between the saving hours and the real hours
0035458+×
czMxgTN:
Time isn't real
0035459+×
czMxgTN:
Liberate yourself from your temporal chains
0035460+×
U2MmRjY:
time is cubic
0035461+×
U2MmRjY:
Liberate yourself from your temporal chains
0035462+×
QmZyQjN:
I have too much anxiety to do that
0035463+×
JjYxcjN:
Both of you shall remain in bondage for your sins
0035464+×
FjM5UWM:
i'm very sad
0035465+×
JDO4UDN:
why tho
0035466+×
QmZyQjN:
Why are you so sad?
0035467+×
JjYxcjN:
Y'all made him sad
0035468+×
EjYjdDZ:
i blame barry
0035469+×
QmZyQjN:
Sorry guys :(
0035470+×
QmZyQjN:
Someone knocked at my door this morning at 3. Spooky
0035471+×
U2MmRjY:
ITS SAUDI
0035472+×
U2MmRjY:
I just got an award from my highschool... its been 2 years since I've been there
0035473+×
U2MmRjY:
fucking useless school system
0035474+×
JjYxcjN:
What award did you get?
0035475+×
EjYjdDZ:
cool leaf award
0035476+×
U2MmRjY:
^this
0035477+×
U2MmRjY:
Basically a particpation award; average over 90%
0035478+×
JjYxcjN:
Oh you never told us you were smart
0035479+×
JjYxcjN:
Hey everyone, we got a smart lead over here!
0035480+×
QmZyQjN:
You really like to stir the pot Swiss
0035481+×
czMxgTN:
Don't hate leaf because his brain is bigger than yours
0035482+×
czMxgTN:
Did you get an average over 90%?!
0035483+×
EjYjdDZ:
do i smell jelly?
0035484+×
RjNyEDZ:
I think you do...
0035485+×
QmZyQjN:
What?
0035486+×
QmZyQjN:
Oh you think I'm jealous I get it
0035487+×
QmZyQjN:
Well guess what? I think you're dorks!
0035488+×
RjNyEDZ:
Ok boomer!
0035489+×
EjYjdDZ:
Ok boomer!
0035490+×
U2MmRjY:
Ok zoomer!
0035491+×
QmZyQjN:
Where do we go from here
0035492+×
YjZhlDN:
Can we call millennials moomers?
0035493+×
QmZyQjN:
You can do whatever you want! Its just that simple
0035494+×
QmZyQjN:
To me it sounds like another word for big boobs. Like "look at the moomers on that bitch"
0035495+×
czMxgTN:
Way to ruin it Barry
0035496+×
czMxgTN:
You freaking nooner
0035497+×
czMxgTN:
Moomer*
0035498+×
QmZyQjN:
Lose that bad attitude
0035499+×
czMxgTN:
Make me!
0035500+×
QmZyQjN:
I am right now!
0035501+×
czMxgTN:
Nah uh!
0035502+×
QmZyQjN:
What sounds better pho or baked spaghetti?
0035503+×
czMxgTN:
Pizza
0035504+×
QmZyQjN:
No! Not pizza again
0035505+×
czMxgTN:
Tacos
0035506+×
QmZyQjN:
Omg
0035507+×
czMxgTN:
Baked macaroni with lots of cheese is amazing
0035508+×
czMxgTN:
Baked spaghetti is just savagery
0035509+×
QmZyQjN:
No whey
0035510+×
czMxgTN:
Ya way
0035511+×
QmZyQjN:
Have you ever even had it?
0035512+×
czMxgTN:
Fun fact most people is Switzerland have no idea what a texmex taco is like
0035513+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm not shocked
0035514+×
QmZyQjN:
Have you had one?
0035515+×
czMxgTN:
The shit they try to pass off as tacos here is sacrilegious
0035516+×
czMxgTN:
Yes, I love Taco Bell
0035517+×
czMxgTN:
It cleans out my digestive system too
0035518+×
QmZyQjN:
It's good for that!
0035519+×
QmZyQjN:
But they don't actually make Tex mex I'm sorry to say
0035520+×
QmZyQjN:
What do people even eat in Switzerland
0035521+×
QmZyQjN:
Besides Taco Bell
0035522+×
EjYjdDZ:
check this out barry https://www.about.ch/culture/food/index.html
0035523+×
EjYjdDZ:
im getting bored of the food i eat everyday should i a eat salad
0035524+×
QmZyQjN:
Salads are awesome. You can really get wild with those
0035525+×
EjYjdDZ:
im not making my own tho im buying what my college offers
0035526+×
czMxgTN:
Learn to cook then you can always eat what you like
0035527+×
QmZyQjN:
You'll save money too.
0035528+×
EjYjdDZ:
i belong in the kitchen trust me the world is a place like this
0035529+×
EjYjdDZ:
i dont*
0035530+×
EjYjdDZ:
is a better place*
0035531+×
EjYjdDZ:
damm it im brain dead and you want me to cook
0035532+×
EjYjdDZ:
you dont want me near a stove
0035533+×
U2MmRjY:
Take a minute to go over what you wrote before you post
0035534+×
U2MmRjY:
Thats what I do seeing how bad I am at spelling
0035535+×
QmZyQjN:
Lmao I prefer the way you said it first. You don't have to go near a stove to make a salad sweet child
0035536+×
JTYzczM:
кто тут)
0035537+×
JTYzczM:
https://t.me/datinginusaa
0035538+×
czMxgTN:
Oh, Russian spam
0035539+×
U2MmRjY:
Click the glowing link swiss
0035540+×
czMxgTN:
Barry, you looking for a mail order husband?
0035541+×
czMxgTN:
No you
0035542+×
U2MmRjY:
Its a telegram page
0035543+×
U2MmRjY:
also the slav asked "who's here?"
0035544+×
QmZyQjN:
Why is that happening?
0035545+×
U2MmRjY:
why is what happening?
0035546+×
QmZyQjN:
The spam
0035547+×
QmZyQjN:
Duh
0035548+×
JDO4UDN:
leaf you go date those russians you seem to know the language
0035549+×
ZmNhJGO:
Leaf is a Russia spy!
0035550+×
QmZyQjN:
:o
0035551+×
ZmNhJGO:
Oh lawd, so a company here was tunneling and because of that a sink hole between two train tracks appeared and all the trains
between Geneva and Lausanne were totally fucked
0035552+×
EjYjdDZ:
bruh
0035553+×
ZmNhJGO:
It was a mess this morning, uber prices went up to 700$
0035554+×
EjYjdDZ:
damn
0035555+×
ZmNhJGO:
From all the desperate people trying to go where they need to go
0035556+×
ZmNhJGO:
Imagine if the hole appeared under the tracks
0035557+×
EjYjdDZ:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.meme-arsenal.com%2Fen%2Fcreate%2Ftemplate%2F1206405&psig=AOvVaw23c1p0jJmHGsiVlSBbMqDi&ust=1636648379163000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCLDO6L6cjvQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ
0035558+×
EjYjdDZ:
lol
0035559+×
EjYjdDZ:
sorry terible gotta leave asap
0035560+×
ZmNhJGO:
That's not sus at all...
0035561+×
U2MmRjY:
We got train trouble too. Ottawa paid 6 billion for a train system
0035562+×
U2MmRjY:
Never went on them but they were complete shit
0035563+×
U2MmRjY:
Doors won't open, one train crashed another had its fucking wheels come off
0035564+×
U2MmRjY:
Everyone and their mothers are blaming and sueing each other
0035566+×
U2MmRjY:
Capital of Canada everyone
0035567+×
EjYjdDZ:
https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/f0a62e56261eae373b200bdd8385a3bc.jpg
0035568+×
EjYjdDZ:
sorry i send that long ass link lol
0035569+×
EjYjdDZ:
sent*
0035570+×
RTZilTO:
hi folks. found this website through StumblingOn. seems neat. can't say i'll hang out for long, but hey, i hope the days
treat you gently.
0035571+×
czMxgTN:
What a polite American!
0035572+×
RjNyEDZ:
Which one of you monsters killer lowtax!?!?
0035573+×
RjNyEDZ:
Killed*
0035574+×
EjYjdDZ:
who's lowtax
0035575+×
RjNyEDZ:
He was a complicated person, a lot of Internet humor was because of him and he accidentally helped make 4chan a thing
0035576+×
U2MmRjY:
never went on Something Awful before.... does not seem like they like him... wife beater?
0035577+×
RjNyEDZ:
Something awful used to be amazing but it was one of the first places to get invaded by sjws
0035578+×
RjNyEDZ:
Current SA is populated mostly by living embodiments of cringe
0035579+×
U2MmRjY:
shame
0035580+×
U2MmRjY:
this is why I should have been born earlier
0035581+×
EjYjdDZ:
born just in time for online schooling tho
0035582+×
U2MmRjY:
born just in time for youtube to remove thier dislikes
0035583+×
U2MmRjY:
god what a shit company
0035584+×
QmZyQjN:
It's ok leaf, being born earlier could have meant you had to go through the dial up days of the internet
0035585+×
QmZyQjN:
That's why I was late to the internet... so frustrating.
0035586+×
RjNyEDZ:
I remember using dial up in my youth downloading Snes and nes roms. I used to trade them with friends on diskettes
0035587+×
RjNyEDZ:
Even using win zip to span roms on multiple diskettes if they were bigger than 1.4mb
0035588+×
RjNyEDZ:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
0035589+×
QmZyQjN:
I didn't even bother really. Internet sucked so bad in the woods you'd wait 20 minutes just to get on and then a phone call
would come through to the house phone and boot me off
0035590+×
QmZyQjN:
Then when we did get better coverage my sister absolutely fucked every computer we had with limewire
0035591+×
RjNyEDZ:
Have you tried making your sister less retarded?
0035592+×
EjYjdDZ:
thats impossible
0035593+×
RjNyEDZ:
Where were Barry's parents during this retardation?
0035594+×
RjNyEDZ:
As a child in our household retardation was rewarded with a beating, sometimes with a belt other times with a wooden spoon
0035595+×
U2MmRjY:
My mother would hit me on the head whenever I fucked up. This is the cause for my retardation
0035596+×
JjYwYjN:
Wassup retards
0035597+×
czMxgTN:
How rude!
0035598+×
QmZyQjN:
A nice American and a rude American within 24 hours neat
0035599+×
QmZyQjN:
I really don't feel like telling you what my parents were doing because you're just gonna say something rude about it
0035600+×
QmZyQjN:
I have to get tested for covid once a week or get vaccinated
0035601+×
QmZyQjN:
I hate what the world has become
0035602+×
VDOhJDN:
its a matter of time until you join the good side barry
0035603+×
QmZyQjN:
I am already on the good side
0035604+×
VDOhJDN:
https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/9U7FWqo.png
0035605+×
YDNiBTO:
Saudi bro, are you enjoying the precious 4 remaining years that you have?
0035606+×
YDNiBTO:
And how dare you Barry! I'm not rude, you're rude!
0035607+×
UWZwIWN:
Why does he only have 4 years?
0035608+×
U2MmRjY:
he & I got the jab
0035609+×
U2MmRjY:
Saves us from rona but expires our lives in a couple years
0035610+×
czMxgTN:
I will miss you guys <3
0035611+×
czMxgTN:
What if the way you die is by getting a heart attack just before you're about to lose your virginity?
0035612+×
NTZzUDM:
i wouldnt worry about it
0035613+×
czMxgTN:
You and leaf could always meet up and die in each other's embrace :3
0035614+×
czMxgTN:
Barry can watch in a corner
0035616+×
RmZzY2Y:
Says the guy with the nerve to call everyone else rude
0035617+×
VDOhJDN:
lol it isnt like we took it at the same time
0035618+×
VDOhJDN:
i could die weeks before him
0035619+×
czMxgTN:
How's that rude Barry? It's art, you just don't understand
0035620+×
czMxgTN:
Saudi bro, you'll just have to Romeo and Juliet it and seppuku when he dies in your arms gazing into your eyes for one last
time mumbling a sentence not loud enough to be comprehensible
0035621+×
czMxgTN:
Barry will of course still be in the corner watching all of this transpire
0035622+×
czMxgTN:
Cold hard piercing gaze, but you guys will barely notice
0035623+×
U2MmRjY:
wtf stop posting your gay fanfic
0035624+×
MTZxgDM:
hello
0035625+×
QGOmFGZ:
Is anyone here ?
0035626+×
U2MmRjY:
if you come back you'll find people talking
0035627+×
U2MmRjY:
Hey redswiss, maybe if you include the timestamps on the right hand side of each comment less people would think this is a
dead site
0035628+×
U2MmRjY:
hey thats 2 algerians
0035629+×
VDOhJDN:
what was your dinner purple swiss
0035630+×
czMxgTN:
How can time stamps be real if time doesn't exist?
0035631+×
czMxgTN:
It's only gay if you and Saudi bros balls touch
0035632+×
VDOhJDN:
you didnt answer my question
0035633+×
QmZyQjN:
What did you eat for dinner Saudi friend?
0035634+×
QmZyQjN:
It's now breakfast time here but I don't eat breakfast
0035635+×
QmZyQjN:
I think I'll skip lunch today too it sounds boring
0035636+×
U2MmRjY:
you on a diet? I never imagined you as a whale
0035637+×
VDOhJDN:
i usually don't eat dinner
0035638+×
VDOhJDN:
i eat chips because i was bored
0035639+×
VDOhJDN:
ate*
0035640+×
YDZwczM:
I just try to do intermittent fasting and low carb.. I'm not a whale lol
0035641+×
YDZwczM:
I brought grape tomatoes and prosciutto wrapped mozzarella sticks for lunch we'll see how I feel when that rolls around
0035642+×
YDZwczM:
For me it is more about maintaining a weight. Like I could stand to lose some weight but a lot of that has just come with my
metabolism slowing down as I get older
0035643+×
czMxgTN:
I don't eat dinner
0035644+×
czMxgTN:
I never think about my weight, in just naturally lean
0035645+×
czMxgTN:
However people shovel kg of food down their throats and wonder why they're fat, it's a mystery
0035646+×
hjMiJTO:
I found a used needle and syringe on my walk at lunch time right on the sidewalk
0035647+×
hjMiJTO:
It must have been someone using legal insulin
0035648+×
hjMiJTO:
I took a picture to share with you guys but fading blue isn't loading for me. Sorry
0035649+×
JDZwMWY:
I should probably check in earlier
0035650+×
U2MmRjY:
welcome back algeria!
0035651+×
U2MmRjY:
Am I the only one who eats? I guess bots only eat info
0035652+×
JDZwMWY:
Hello canada
0035653+×
JDZwMWY:
So only you guys use this website ?
0035654+×
QmZyQjN:
And any other stray misfits from the internet
0035655+×
QmZyQjN:
You should stay awhile we're actually a fun bunch
0035656+×
NTZzUDM:
imagine eating lol couldnt be me
0035657+×
hDOxcjY:
Lol yea, eating is for chumps
0035658+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss why don't you eat dinner?
0035659+×
QmZyQjN:
Do you know how to cook?
0035660+×
U2MmRjY:
do you know how to buy Top Raman? This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
0035661+×
RTMyATO:
> be American/Canadian
0035662+×
RTMyATO:
> eat a shit ton of calories before going to sleep
0035663+×
RTMyATO:
> wonder why I'm a fatass
0035664+×
RTMyATO:
Your culture really has trained you to consooom
0035665+×
RTMyATO:
Eat break fast and a decent lunch and you should be good for the day
0035666+×
RTMyATO:
And yes, I can cook better than you probably
0035667+×
lzY5IGN:
respect
0035668+×
QmZyQjN:
Probably can because you're an old man
0035669+×
QmZyQjN:
You don't have to eat dinner right before bed though
0035670+×
QmZyQjN:
If you're smart you quit eating while you still have time to be active
0035671+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm actually curious though because I love learning about cooking, what is your favorite thing to make?
0035672+×
RTMyATO:
I prefer making desserts personally but lately I have been perfecting my fettuccini with creamy mushroom sauce, it's
absolutely delicious
0035673+×
RTMyATO:
My eating schedule is just fine
0035674+×
RTMyATO:
What do you cook Barry?!
0035675+×
RTMyATO:
I remember your husband hasn't been askin for seconds anymore
0035676+×
RTMyATO:
Why are you dropping the ball
0035677+×
RTMyATO:
Make him some fettuccini with creamy mushroom sauce
0035678+×
RTMyATO:
Saudi bro, what are popular dishes in your neck of the hood?
0035679+×
QmZyQjN:
He wasn't asking for seconds because I was trying things out of my skill set and they weren't good
0035680+×
QmZyQjN:
Props to you also for baking, I'm shit when it comes to deserts
0035681+×
QmZyQjN:
His favorite thing I make is my roasted chicken, I'll do it with basmati rice or brown rice and a side of steamed asparagus
or broccoli
0035682+×
QmZyQjN:
What kind of mushrooms are you using for your sauce?
0035683+×
QmZyQjN:
I have actually perfected mushroom sauce
0035684+×
QmZyQjN:
Sorry for another post but if you sauté mushrooms with zucchini you will be so happy with the outcome. The textures marry
and the cook time is similar and they are both so absorbent
0035685+×
lzY5IGN:
almost everything we ear is a variant of rice
0035686+×
lzY5IGN:
eat*
0035687+×
czMxgTN:
Where does the rice come from?
0035688+×
lzY5IGN:
the supermarket
0035689+×
lzY5IGN:
by variant i meant its rice but cooked differently
0035690+×
lzY5IGN:
like diffrent spices and other cooking stuff
0035691+×
lzY5IGN:
https://www.tasteatlas.com/kabsa
0035692+×
czMxgTN:
There's no water in the desert, how do you grow rice? It needs a lot of water
0035693+×
lzY5IGN:
humanity finds a way
0035694+×
U2MmRjY:
arabia isn't all desert and the saudi's are rich enough to get rice by boat
0035695+×
ZTM5EWO:
hey there folks, im new here whats the deal here then?
0035696+×
lzY5IGN:
this is the cool kids club
0035697+×
lzY5IGN:
that was dumb im sorry
0035698+×
N2N3IjZ:
It wasn't dumb unless you think we aren't cool...
0035699+×
gTNxI2M:
but you aren't kids
0035700+×
N2N3IjZ:
I am a baby goat!
0035701+×
QmZyQjN:
We are young at heart though
0035702+×
QmZyQjN:
And we are cool!
0035703+×
N2N3IjZ:
Fuck the CFF
0035704+×
lzY5IGN:
who is the CFF
0035705+×
U2MmRjY:
swiss trains
0035706+×
N2N3IjZ:
Always fucking late
0035707+×
lzY5IGN:
just get a jetpack bro
0035708+×
czMxgTN:
Its winter, i would freeze to death
0035709+×
lzY5IGN:
right ...
0035710+×
U2MmRjY:
bitch please the cold isn't going to kill you
0035711+×
U2MmRjY:
Fucking hell my hands are frozen, I was even wearing gloves
0035712+×
lzY5IGN:
lol are you kitteng me
0035713+×
lzY5IGN:
barry i love the dino deluxe it gives me lots of fish
0035714+×
lzY5IGN:
also the card board cafe is cute
0035715+×
lzY5IGN:
normal people browse facebook, great people browse catbook
0035716+×
dTY0UWM:
I get lots of fish for my cat trees
0035717+×
dTY0UWM:
Tubbs left me 13 gold gosh for the bonito bitz I left ou
0035718+×
QjM2cTZ:
You all complaining about how cold it is while I'm here in the Pacific Northwest drowning in a monsoon
0035719+×
U2MmRjY:
whats that like?
0035720+×
czMxgTN:
Guys i wrote a letter to postal customs calling them assholes for over charging duties amd with holding packages, how fucked
am I
0035721+×
czMxgTN:
?
0035722+×
czMxgTN:
I sent the letter today but now im wondering if it wasnt such a good idea after all...
0035723+×
EDNyQjM:
It's very wet. One of the branches of my credit union had to close Friday because of flooding
0035724+×
EDNyQjM:
You will be fine. That's what customs does and now that you've written they might hold longer out of spite
0035725+×
EDNyQjM:
Customs is the gayest government department
0035726+×
U2MmRjY:
why would they care? they probably get half a dozen of shit mails a day, yours would just serve as a good laugh
0035727+×
ZTOhZjZ:
hey guys
0035728+×
BjZ0cjY:
Hey new friend!
0035729+×
BjZ0cjY:
I hope you're right lead
0035730+×
BjZ0cjY:
Leaf
0035731+×
BjZ0cjY:
They are extortionist
0035732+×
QmZyQjN:
And they steal peoples stuff
0035733+×
BjZ0cjY:
Those bastards!
0035734+×
dDN2UjN:
I guess. But what are you ordering from a foreign country that you can't get where you are?
0035735+×
dDN2UjN:
Also Switzerland is extremely expensive to ship to and from anyway
0035736+×
czMxgTN:
Hey
0035737+×
czMxgTN:
Its from with in the shithole called thr EU
0035738+×
VWYwczY:
Customs doesn't give a shit lol
0035739+×
czMxgTN:
What if they pee on my package to assert their dominance?
0035740+×
U2MmRjY:
pee on it yourself
0035741+×
QGZ0M2M:
Then you'll have a pre package I guess
0035742+×
QGZ0M2M:
Pee package
0035743+×
U2MmRjY:
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMN IT BARRY
0035744+×
QmZyQjN:
You could order one of those prank shipments of animal feces and just don't ever pay duties
0035745+×
QmZyQjN:
They have to hold it at their facility for a couple weeks to let you pay so it will just rot. In Minecraft probably
0035746+×
QmZyQjN:
That was a joke don't commit mail crimes
0035747+×
gTNxI2M:
loool
0035748+×
gTNxI2M:
you are evil barry
0035749+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/162055.jpeg
0035750+×
QmZyQjN:
Would an evil person feed their ducks carrots for breakfast?
0035751+×
U2MmRjY:
Cute!
0035752+×
U2MmRjY:
Looking at them got me hungry
0035754+×
kjNklDZ:
I might still eat them bc it's going to be expensive to winterize their coop as opposed to 2 free dinners :/
0035755+×
kjNklDZ:
But I love them.. problem is the longer I wait the less tender they will be
0035756+×
lzY5IGN:
you must do it barry
0035757+×
lzY5IGN:
there is no going back
0035758+×
U2MmRjY:
take a pic of the roast duck or whatever you make out of them
0035759+×
U2MmRjY:
but when you do i'll be sad:(
0035760+×
EWNmNTZ:
Test
0035761+×
czMxgTN:
Test failed :(
0035762+×
lzY5IGN:
sad
0035763+×
lzY5IGN:
such is the world we live in
0035764+×
U2MmRjY:
hey this isn't Rio de Janonymous!!
0035765+×
U2MmRjY:
hehehe
0035766+×
czMxgTN:
Bah dum tish
0035767+×
RWOjV2M:
Hello!
0035768+×
RWOjV2M:
I wonder what the rittenhouse verdict will be dudes
0035769+×
czMxgTN:
They better not do my boy dirty
0035770+×
U2MmRjY:
I heard the prosecution is screwing up so I think he'll be fine
0035771+×
VGMiVGM:
anyone here?
0035772+×
U2MmRjY:
we getting a trickle of newfriens lately, this the work of redswiss?
0035773+×
U2MmRjY:
Anyways welcome to lausanonymous uruguay, we have small talk everyday on topics like eating our pets
0035774+×
U2MmRjY:
quite cozy
0035775+×
czMxgTN:
And some casual buck breaking
0035776+×
QmZyQjN:
That's gonna scare him away
0035777+×
lzY5IGN:
maybe
0035778+×
czMxgTN:
Maybe not?
0035779+×
czMxgTN:
How about some duck baking?
0035780+×
lzY5IGN:
yes barry should definitely get into it
0035781+×
U2MmRjY:
Save them for Christmas roast, good as time as any to do the deed
0035782+×
QmZyQjN:
They'd have to be frozen anyway to kill unwelcome bacteria
0035783+×
QmZyQjN:
Covid has finally ruined my local sushi place... they used lettuce instead of nori and one less cut of fish.. AND charged an
extra dollar????
0035784+×
QmZyQjN:
I hate it here
0035785+×
QTN1MWM:
hmmm
0035786+×
QTN1MWM:
a n y
0035787+×
QTN1MWM:
o n e
0035788+×
QTN1MWM:
o n l i n e
0035790+×
QTN1MWM:
?
0035791+×
lzY5IGN:
maybe not
0035792+×
lzY5IGN:
oh shit my harddrive is probably dead and i cant copy files out of it
0035793+×
lzY5IGN:
its freezing
0035794+×
lzY5IGN:
fucking hdds
0035795+×
lzY5IGN:
i wouldnt have used it if my ssd didnt bootloop
0035796+×
cTOzIGZ:
How much porn are you downloading?
0035797+×
lzY5IGN:
lol non
0035798+×
cTOzIGZ:
How you roasting your hard drives if it isn't with roasties?
0035799+×
lzY5IGN:
lol good one swiss i love you
0035800+×
czMxgTN:
I love you too Saudi bro
0035801+×
QDM4YzM:
Not guilty on all charges
0035802+×
U2MmRjY:
based
0035803+×
ImYkhTO:
Riots incoming
0035805+×
ImZklDZ:
Why do Americans hate the constitution so much? Why does Biden hate America?
0035806+×
ImZklDZ:
Did you see the press release the White House put out following the verdict?
0035807+×
U2MmRjY:
nah but you can tell us
0035808+×
QmZyQjN:
He is upset and concerned but wishes people would voice their opinion in a peaceful manner
0035809+×
QmZyQjN:
It's too cold for riots but who knows.. I'm going to downtown Portland on Sunday to Christmas shop I'll let you know what's
up then
0035810+×
YWN5QjM:
Biden is probably like who is Kyle and can I go play with his kitten house?
0035811+×
QmZyQjN:
Probably.. how embarrassing
0035812+×
U2MmRjY:
If you don't talk on monday then we'll assume the worst
0035813+×
MDN0cjM:
is it possible to fry and ssd?
0035814+×
MDN0cjM:
i think i did it
0035815+×
U2MmRjY:
I think you saved your hard drive? if you did congratulations you saved your roasties
0035816+×
U2MmRjY:
now you can share them with us
0035817+×
lzY5IGN:
i didnt tho i had to get a new
0035818+×
lzY5IGN:
back to 0 roasties
0035819+×
U2MmRjY:
shame
0035820+×
RmYmZzN:
What are you doing to your hard drives?
0035821+×
RmYmZzN:
A based blond girl cussed out the bus driver for always being late
0035822+×
RmYmZzN:
She's my hero
0035823+×
gTNxI2M:
idk man i play games and watch youtube sometimes do college stuff
0035824+×
gTNxI2M:
but i have and external drive for important stuff because i know myself
0035825+×
gTNxI2M:
im natural disaster
0035826+×
QmZyQjN:
Drove past a homeless camp fire yesterday but other than that nothing to say
0035827+×
QmZyQjN:
Portland did have a riot on Friday night but we've just accepted that's what they do
0035828+×
QmZyQjN:
Violent crime is up like 900% there. I got a free sweatshirt at Columbia though
0035829+×
U2MmRjY:
SHE LIVES
0035830+×
U2MmRjY:
Why is portland so nuts?
0035831+×
QmZyQjN:
They voted themselves into this situation
0035832+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/595107.jpeg
0035833+×
QmZyQjN:
My son butchered the thanksgiving turkey this year
0035834+×
U2MmRjY:
Thats a massive turkey
0035835+×
VDO2ETM:
That was the small one too. He got its head off in one swing but the second one was so big my husband had to help
0035836+×
U2MmRjY:
I'm guessing your husband is the one holding the turkey? and from the size of the person next to him either you or another
person. Unless he's a big boy I doubt thats your son in the pic instead he's taking the pic
0035837+×
J2YmlzN:
No I took the pic and father in law is holding the turkey and husband is in the red
0035838+×
czMxgTN:
You murderers! Imagine how traumatized the ducks must feel right now
0035839+×
czMxgTN:
Won't anyone think of the ducks?!
0035840+×
czMxgTN:
Also your color is getting too close to mine, check yourself before you wreck yourself
0035841+×
U2MmRjY:
the ducks are getting it on christmas day
0035843+×
RWOjV2M:
They were concerned but they've been on their best behavior since. We decided we love them as family members and will invest
in getting their coop ready for winter
0035844+×
RWOjV2M:
That, or the guy who we got turkeys from offered to take them and breed them with his saxony males and I could have babies in
spring
0035845+×
RWOjV2M:
I would own the babies I wouldn't be the one laying eggs I mean
0035846+×
U2MmRjY:
You should not have posted the last sentence
0035847+×
U2MmRjY:
Reading over what you said it could be mistaken for you laying eggs & having a child in spring
0035848+×
QmZyQjN:
Hindsight is 20/20
0035849+×
QmZyQjN:
And you can't tell me what to do
0035850+×
gTNxI2M:
"they were concerned" barry said calmly
0035851+×
YDOjZGZ:
poo
0035852+×
QmZyQjN:
They were very concerned they saw the whole thing
0035853+×
QmZyQjN:
Son and I are sick again... almost like staying home for a year does absolutely nothing for immunity
0035854+×
QmZyQjN:
This is the third time just this fall we've missed school and work for being sick
0035855+×
U2MmRjY:
i don't know about that I've been home for basiclly 2 years now and only got sick once thanks to the shot
0035856+×
MDN0cjM:
bro i usually get sick whenever the whether changes
0035857+×
MDN0cjM:
im a softy
0035858+×
VWOiVDM:
Take your vitamins Saudi bro
0035859+×
MDN0cjM:
what are vitamins
0035860+×
VWOiVDM:
I've been outside almost daily for the past year and only got sick when my brother shed his spike proteins in my apartment
0035861+×
VWOiVDM:
Vitamins are what your body needs to be healthy
0035862+×
MDN0cjM:
how do i take them
0035863+×
MDN0cjM:
clinics?
0035864+×
VWOiVDM:
Go the pharmacy and ask for a multivitamin and they will hook you up
0035865+×
VWOiVDM:
Take one everyday and after 3 months take a month break
0035866+×
VWOiVDM:
You will slowly start feeling much better
0035867+×
MDN0cjM:
i probably wont bother but at least my issue now thanks
0035868+×
MDN0cjM:
i know*
0035869+×
U2MmRjY:
i take some D cause no sun for me
0035870+×
MDN0cjM:
leaf takes the D
0035871+×
QmZyQjN:
Got him!
0035872+×
QmZyQjN:
Make sure you take extra zinc too, and d3
0035873+×
QmZyQjN:
Glucosamine is also quite helpful
0035874+×
VWOiVDM:
I take the A to Z
0035875+×
VWOiVDM:
Take your vitamins Saudi bro
0035876+×
VWOiVDM:
Do an experiment for 3 months and tell us how you feel
0035877+×
MDN0cjM:
too much work
0035878+×
czMxgTN:
Lol it's just a pill every morning
0035879+×
czMxgTN:
If your body is really low on vitamins it makes you feel a little high lol
0035880+×
czMxgTN:
When you take it
0035881+×
lzY5IGN:
lol what a way to sell it to me
0035882+×
czMxgTN:
I figure over there that's as good as it's going to get lol
0035883+×
lzY5IGN:
lmao
0035884+×
QmZyQjN:
I find it hard to believe you guys were laughing out loud that much
0035885+×
VDO0QWZ:
Don't be jelly of our lols Barry
0035886+×
QmZyQjN:
You're right I should be glad you are experiencing happiness
0035887+×
czMxgTN:
You should be laughing with us
0035888+×
U2MmRjY:
The due date of an essay was just extended for the 2nd time. are students this retarted that they can't complete a 5 page
essay?
0035889+×
U2MmRjY:
I was done by the first due date. this shit is sad. theres only 2 essays for this class
0035890+×
NzMhRTZ:
Yes. Canadians are retarded
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EzNzMDN:
lol
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EzNzMDN:
i had rather not complain
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U2MmRjY:
NO SWISS ARE THE BIG STUPID!!! STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
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EzNzMDN:
at least they dont pay for a 5 page essay
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NzMhRTZ:
Don't be jelly leaf
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NzMhRTZ:
Maybe if Canadians actually applied themselves they wouldn't be known as the northern retards
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NzMhRTZ:
Or the retards of the north as others like to call them
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NzMhRTZ:
It seems like the retardation is concentrated in Quebec and Montreal
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NzMhRTZ:
My question is why?
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EzNzMDN:
it has to be somewhere
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NzMhRTZ:
Better there than here!
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QmZyQjN:
Happy thanksgiving to all and to all a good night!
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U2MmRjY:
happy turkey munching day neighbor
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U2MmRjY:
You're not going to eat all that turkey are you?
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QmZyQjN:
No I actually don't like turkey all that much it's so dry
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QmZyQjN:
Might hit my husband in the head with a leg though for laughs
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QmZyQjN:
Probably only funny to me really.. I've been smoking weed all morning so everything is funny
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czMxgTN:
Do native americans celeberate thanks giving?
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QmZyQjN:
I don't fucking know
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czMxgTN:
You should know
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QmZyQjN:
I can't live my life feeling bad for other people. If they were so smart they'd have invented guns
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QmZyQjN:
It's all jokes don't get mad
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YGOmJjY:
cancel barry
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czMxgTN:
I'm sharpening my pitchfork as we speak
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czMxgTN:
Did you guys know that Barry lives on an ancient Indian burial ground
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czMxgTN:
the ghost of their ancestors rise on thanksgiving to kill the white Devils!
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czMxgTN:
Dun dun duuuun
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U2MmRjY:
I just vacuumed a centipede
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U2MmRjY:
I feel accomplished
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YGOmJjY:
well done
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QmZyQjN:
I'm not afraid of you people nor do I have enough people listening to care about my dark sense of humor
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QmZyQjN:
And great job leaf, centipedes and millipedes are just as gross as beetles
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QmZyQjN:
I am also part Native American so any bad spirits are canceled out by that
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czMxgTN:
What tribe?
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gTNxI2M:
you are just jealous you dont have that many legs
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Y2M1IjM:
Cherokee
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U2MjVmM:
Hydro pole cut in half. It's on fire and ended our electricity. Luckily my phone is at full charge.
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U2MjVmM:
I have 2 assignments to do for the weekend so I kind pissed
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ZTZwgTO:
What's a hydro pole?
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YGZ4QmM:
Gets our electricity to our houses
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QjNmRjZ:
okay
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U2MmRjY:
I'm alive, crisis averted
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MmNlZjY:
get those assignments done
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QmZyQjN:
Why have I never heard it be called a hydro pole
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U2MmRjY:
I don't know my dad calls it that & my dad has a wierd way of calling things
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U2MmRjY:
Just checked its just called a hydro pole in Canada
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QmZyQjN:
Now that I think about it idk what I even call them
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QmZyQjN:
Logs?
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QmZyQjN:
Power pole?
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QmZyQjN:
Canada is weird
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QmZyQjN:
Oh shit they're called power lines
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QmZyQjN:
That seems like something I should have known
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gTNxI2M:
electricity cable
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czMxgTN:
Electron canal
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czMxgTN:
Lol I got suspended from Reddit for 3 days because I called a retard stupid because he was saying stupid things
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czMxgTN:
That place has gone full faggot
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EzNzMDN:
always
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U2MmRjY:
Honestly what good is reddit. ppl say that the smaller subs are good but at that point your better of going to/making forums
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EzNzMDN:
how to you even find forums these days
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EzNzMDN:
do*
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U2MmRjY:
don't think they exist anymore
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U2MmRjY:
I never used them much but it still was infidently better than what plebit could offer.
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U2MmRjY:
Maybe reddit was responsible for killing them idk
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YGOmJjY:
probs
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QmZyQjN:
Why are you insulting strangers on Reddit Swiss?
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QmZyQjN:
Sounds like I'm not the only one who gets sick of your shenanigans

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