Why don't you get the point is to get the money, no one wants to actually live in America
0071086☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I listen to the trump interview on Theo vons podcast
0071087☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was interesting
0071088☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Tell him happy birthday from me
0071089☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wonder how that would go
0071090☇+×
UTO0MDN:
"Hey Barry Zoomer, some guy in Sweden say Happy Birthday", "uhhh ok, what's his name?", "I actually don't know...", "mom, why does he know about my birthday?", "uhhhhh...."
0071091☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I guess then try to move to Oregon then Swiss just don't get addicted to fentanyl
0071092☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I told him and he said thanks nigga then flipped me off
0071093☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Jk he would be very confused but thanks for the sentiment Swede
0071094☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If you give me your Xbox gamer tag I'll have him add you and you can join the ranks of adult men he bullies
0071095☇+×
ourLeaf:
Barry Zoomer is growing up
0071096☇+×
ourLeaf:
i remeber when he used to be 10 or something
0071097☇+×
ourLeaf:
actually i don't remember
0071098☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Get your story straight leaf
0071099☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea, are you a stalker or not?
0071100☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe it was leaf who was the fed all along...
0071101☇+×
ourLeaf:
you caught me
0071102☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He was actually about 10 when I started posting so leaf you may remember younger baby Barry
0071103☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss looking to move to Oregon for money, me looking to move to Switzerland for euthanasia. Swiss if you want money I can take a life insurance policy out and make you beneficiary then you don't need to bother with flights and such? Just pay for my flight over?
0071104☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I really just refuse to live in a world where rayon gets an opportunity for the gold medal over literally any one of the jabbawockeez
0071105☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or whatever they're called
0071106☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Raygun*
0071107☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I know it was weeks ago but she keeps coming up so here we are
0071108☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Jabber walkies. I don't fucking know. But they break dance real good apparently
0071109☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Everything else is so fucking stupid. I regret taking the red pill I wish I had made different decisions
0071110☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Raygunn is a treasure, don't you dear say anything bad about her
0071111☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She is an Olympic level troll
0071112☇+×
UTO0MDN:
An inspiration
0071113☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You took the black pill and not the red pill
0071114☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is a big difference
0071115☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Whatever
0071116☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't be hating
0071117☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Raygunn is a lot more wholesome than the hawk tua girl
0071118☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Raygunn brought us laughs and joy, hawk t girl made the world cringe
This one is goo as long as I can repaint and get rid of that god awful wallpaper
0071347☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And not waste that cutie pie arboretum on gay furniture, that's where my little indoor garden will be. Thanks
0071348☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Logitech is from Lausanne actually lol
0071349☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I have a friend that works there but I haven't spoken to him in a long time
0071350☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's super corporate now so not fun
0071351☇+×
ETYiVGN:
Damn thanks Switzerland
0071352☇+×
QWOwgDZ:
a Logitech enjoyer I see
0071353☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Fuck Logitech
0071354☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Go with Steelseries, they actually supported me with my indie games
0071355☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Logitech only cares about making their products cheaper and increasing their price
0071356☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Red Swiss is the ex ceo confirmed
0071357☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He could also buy me a chateau then
0071358☇+×
ZmM2IDO:
https://youtu.be/es9_rIANV9k?si=kIRqcYdo0cGQsVOD
0071359☇+×
ZmM2IDO:
I like this song
0071360☇+×
ETYiVGN:
He should buy us all a chateau
0071361☇+×
NDO4gDN:
Seriously
0071362☇+×
NDO4gDN:
And stop being so greedy with all his money
0071363☇+×
NDO4gDN:
There's a 9 bedroom house for sale in Lausanne. I already looked
0071364☇+×
NDO4gDN:
That should accommodate my family plus you guys
0071365☇+×
NDO4gDN:
https://realadvisor.ch/en/buy/city-lausanne/house
0071366☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I thought we were going to live in Toronto with leaf?
0071367☇+×
ourLeaf:
get your own place
0071368☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I already packed my bags :(
0071369☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Whatever, canada is a silly place filled with silly people
0071370☇+×
JmN0UTY:
They are goofy up there but so is America
0071371☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We just spent a good amount of money on a half wagyu beef and the first package of ground beef was rancid. I'm about to unleash my crazy, the likes of which has been experienced by very few
0071372☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The other guy we split it with opened a pack too and same fucking smell
0071373☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I home they like tubes of meat launched through their front windows
Also this is the best way I can visually describe my dreams I've never felt so seen and understood
0071377☇+×
QTMyUWM:
So who gets to live in the basement
0071378☇+×
ourLeaf:
you get to live in the dog house
0071379☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That's not nice he said he's crippled and you expect him to live outside?
0071380☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is literally hitler confirmed
0071381☇+×
ourLeaf:
i am
0071382☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A milf told me I have pretty eyes
0071383☇+×
MWZ2IWN:
How nice
0071384☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
I think she doesn't like me anymore because now she's only doing one word replies now
0071385☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
That descalated quickly
0071386☇+×
cTOzADN:
IM SO SORRY SWISS
0071387☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
It's ok, I blame Barry
0071388☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
And leaf for being literally hitler
0071389☇+×
ourLeaf:
hitler never said milfs belonged in the gas showers
0071390☇+×
ourLeaf:
I'm sorry. I never said milfs belonged in the gas showers
0071391☇+×
JjN4ImN:
Maybe she's busy
0071392☇+×
JjN4ImN:
Do you mean the woman you nearly beat to death or the milf?
0071393☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When did leaf nearly beat a woman to death?
0071394☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What a plot twist, but what can you expect when he's literally hitler
0071395☇+×
DonkeyLips:
No you Swiss obvi
0071396☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What, I have never beat a woman. Are you projecting again Barry?
0071397☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Beating women is an obvious next step from killing poor innocent animals so that tracks
0071398☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've beaten the shit out of my sister once actually and hit her with a chair but she pushes people to that extreme
0071399☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She deserved it, she's an evil person
0071400☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ugh I Have a cold now
0071401☇+×
UTO0MDN:
My nose is runny and my head feels weird
0071402☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why have you done this to me Barry?
0071403☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is it because a milf said I have pretty eyes so you got jealous?
0071404☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you hit her with a chair in a wrestling ring?
0071405☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did some one scream out "are you ready to rumble" just before you did it?
0071406☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That would have been pretty kino
0071407☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway
0071408☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Let's brainstorm guys
0071409☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What can I say to the milf to turn the conversation around?
0071410☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Is she actually a mom?
0071411☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If her kids come up, say literally the opposite of anything you think to say to me
0071412☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe tell her you like her giant mommy milkers
0071413☇+×
YTNykDM:
Tell her you love kids
0071414☇+×
YTNykDM:
Ahahahahaha
0071415☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys, no
0071416☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Tell her you need to be nursed
0071417☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Ask how old her kids are and what time they get out of school
0071418☇+×
ourLeaf:
call her mommy
0071419☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yes do that
0071420☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I didn't do any of that
0071421☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You guys are the worst wingmen ever
0071422☇+×
QTMyUWM:
CALL HER MOMMY
0071424☇+×
QTMyUWM:
YOU FUCKING COWARD
0071425☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss it didn't sound like anything you were doing was working. What did you say to her that was so off putting?
0071426☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My kids are in their 3rd week of school and we're already hearing about snapchats being shared by kids threatening to shoot up the schools
0071427☇+×
DonkeyLips:
America. I saw the snaps and one is obviously made up but the other a kid actually had a gun at the school
0071428☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wish teachers could be armed and trained
0071429☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wish I had the means to homeschool honestly
0071430☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Nothing, she just went cold
0071431☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm gonna ask her what's up
0071432☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why don't the police investigate?
0071433☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They did and say no credibile threat was detected
0071434☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Supposedly
0071435☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Kids are so dumb. Making shit up to get out of school but the image with the gun at the school freaked me out. At least not my kids school, but even still
0071436☇+×
DonkeyLips:
In my town
0071437☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pathetic
0071438☇+×
gTZyITO:
What?
0071439☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That the cops won't investigate
0071440☇+×
cjN1gDZ:
I'm sure it was just kids being shit heads but it's scary that one of them actually obtained a pistol and posted a threat
0071441☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why when I have kids I will send the to private school
0071442☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's curious how the school shootinfs never happen in private schools in America
0071443☇+×
IGN3QGN:
The f2m shooter shot up a private Christian school actually
0071445☇+×
MDOjJGM:
https://fading.blue/u/267104.jpeg
0071446☇+×
MDOjJGM:
Posted on Snapchat after school today
0071447☇+×
kjYwE2Y:
Murica
0071448☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They can't even spell lol
0071449☇+×
ourLeaf:
fake and gay can see why the police didn't care
0071450☇+×
QTMyUWM:
You can never be too safe
0071451☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah I think it's a kid just being a shit head honestly but I'd rather not risk it
0071452☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It was a fake but it took the cops investigating to figure that out
0071453☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Some kid found the image on Pinterest. Why would they do that though it's so fucking dumb
0071454☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I knew in the back of my head it was all fake, but with it being an election year who knows if an agent had made actual contact with a kid here
0071455☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But psyops haven't happened where I like like ever
0071456☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Live* not like
0071457☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We aren't a cia town like newtown ct. that one was a doozie
0071458☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What's going on with the eating pets gaslight / psyops?
0071459☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did it happen or was it a big bait set up by the media?
0071460☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did someone record you eating one of your pets and it got blown out of proportion?
0071461☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry is confirmed black and possibly Haitian
0071462☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wtf another assassination attempt on Trump
0071463☇+×
MTZjZzN:
they can't hurt me
0071464☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is Trump confirmed
0071465☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah we're importing people who don't know the rules so they do here what they'd do in their countries
0071466☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And yes they're eating pets and other animals like seagulls
0071467☇+×
RWMzUTN:
are seagulls delicious?
0071468☇+×
RWMzUTN:
I had a dream where America dropped a nuke and everyone is blaming kamala for it
0071469☇+×
RWMzUTN:
ngl I was spooked
0071470☇+×
RWMzUTN:
nukes are spooky
0071471☇+×
RWMzUTN:
mushroom clouds are spooky
0071472☇+×
NmZiRTN:
Where was the nuke dropped?
0071473☇+×
NmZiRTN:
I bet seagulls taste fishy
0071474☇+×
RWMzUTN:
it was in a stadium idk where though
0071475☇+×
RWMzUTN:
I had a dream a long time ago where Pakistan got nuked but I was looking at a map the entire time
0071476☇+×
NmZiRTN:
I don't think anyone would miss Pakistan
0071477☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't think the stealing and eating of peoples pets is a new phenomenon in homeless communities though
0071478☇+×
IjMkJzN:
Whos the lurker
0071479☇+×
IjMkJzN:
Wait huh my IP thigny changed again
0071480☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You were the lurker all along
0071481☇+×
ourLeaf:
you know there are missing nuclear bombs
0071482☇+×
ourLeaf:
like no one knows where they are
0071483☇+×
V2NmNTZ:
Don't you find that comforting leaf?
0071484☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So let's say you buy one of those missing nukes on the black market, how would you detonate it without killing yourself?
0071485☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asking for a friend
0071486☇+×
YzNkVmN:
Who knows Swiss why don't you get back to us when you have an answer
0071487☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know because you're a fed
0071488☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You know that isn't true
0071489☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I had to come home sick from work and I think I accidentally ate too much edible gummy
0071490☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just wanted to go to sleep but now I'm scared
0071491☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What are you scared of?
0071492☇+×
UTO0MDN:
See if you had sent me edible gummies this would have never happened
0071493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you learned your lesson
0071494☇+×
UmN3MDM:
hm
0071495☇+×
ourLeaf:
hello... Iraq it looks like?
0071496☇+×
ZGMyITY:
Swiss you sent me zero information to get those to you. I did not drop the ball here
0071497☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's always excuses with you
0071498☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So isreal is fucking with the supply chain
0071499☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They have opened a Pandora's box that their double digit iqs were not expecting
0071500☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now the world knows not to buy any electronics or components that have come anywhere near an Israeli company
0071501☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you have an Intel cpu you are a cuck
0071502☇+×
cTYmFTZ:
No one is replying today because their beepers blew up :(
0071503☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
that was egypt silly Iraq has two words rd on the flag
0071504☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
huawei auto correct is brain rot
0071505☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
I have no response to being a called a cuck
0071506☇+×
FWYkljY:
I don't think I've ever had any intel products
0071507☇+×
FWYkljY:
My husband works in a city where they have a huge intel building and he sees Jews constantly it's awful but it's like the only city with work
0071508☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea shame on you leaf for getting it wrong
0071509☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No wonder our new friend left
0071510☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro, can you really trust your intel cpu anymore?
0071511☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if it explodes and blows your balls off?
0071512☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How will you have children?
0071513☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry works at Intel confirmed
0071514☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
If it explodes I deserve it for buying Jewish products
0071515☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's very respectable that you take responsibility for you choices
0071516☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Unlike some people, not gonna name names
0071517☇+×
cTOzADN:
my computer says intel core i5 on it
0071518☇+×
cTOzADN:
I have no idea what that means
0071519☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It means you're gay, 5/9 gay to be exact so almost bi
0071520☇+×
ourLeaf:
but more gay
0071521☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss is gay confirmed
0071522☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Guys.. my husband has been displaying some uncharacteristic behavior recently that you know about kinda... but it's to a break point for me. I think I need to kill myself to maintain honor. Lord knows I will not leave this man
0071523☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think it's more honorable to let his beloved son chop off my head right? How do I go about it honorably?
0071524☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or should I use a lethal amount of narcotics? Idk. But I can't go on this way guys. It's too stressful
0071525☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Thinking about the thing I did years before I knew him, or some made up thing from later. I do not know what he's doing but i can't keep up. He's sleeping downstairs because of a man named Marshall (I do not know anyone named Marshall)
0071526☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But apparently I fucked him and his group of friends? I am living in hell right now. What's killing me is tomorrow is the "official" 15 year anniversary for us. So remember guys, for your 15th anni give your "wife" suicidal thoughts
0071527☇+×
DonkeyLips:
People don't think I'm serious. I don't even say it for a reaction I literally do not know what to do. I think he's got our son just swayed enough that he can make him believe anything, and I'm going to hell anyway.
0071528☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Gross. Wall of Barry text. Skip over and go on about your lives
0071529☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should pegg him to assert your dominance
0071530☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm just not gonna talk to him today. Idk what else to do
0071531☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He was hammered when he said all that stuff and gave me a big hug before going to work. I don't think he remembers what he said
0071532☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Even still, he said it. And it's our anniversary he hasn't messaged me or anything yet today
0071533☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I guess it's taken me 15 years to realize how much space I occupy in his heart. Very depressing. I don't wanna leave him ever I love him so much. Ugh
0071534☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What an annoying thing
0071535☇+×
ourLeaf:
you said all of that and somehow didn't say anything at all
0071536☇+×
ourLeaf:
very woman of you barry
0071537☇+×
ourLeaf:
lets see
0071538☇+×
ourLeaf:
Hubby got very drunk and insinuating from your words, said you don't matter to him
0071539☇+×
ourLeaf:
you apparently fucked over his friend group, specifically a friend called Marshall which caused hubby to sleep on the couch
0071540☇+×
ourLeaf:
very gay of him
0071541☇+×
ourLeaf:
or was he sleeping with Marshall?... probably not but funny if true
0071542☇+×
ourLeaf:
the day only started its too early to be worrying about his anniversary text and besides guys don't really care about these things especially if its been 15 years
0071543☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You need to pegg your husband while marshal watches
0071544☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That will teach him to be respectful
0071545☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait what if your husband is having an affair with marshall and doesn't know how to tell you?
0071546☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How do you know marshall didn't slam that bussy while he was on the couch and you were asleep fast asleep?
0071547☇+×
YjYycjM:
I don't know anyone named Marshall
0071548☇+×
YjYycjM:
Don't worry about it I was just ranting
0071549☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How can you not know Marshall?
0071550☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now I'm very worried about it
0071551☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Marshall is out there buck breaking your husband while you sleep and you tell us not to worry?
0071552☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's time for an intervention
0071553☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You must go to a Buddhist temple for a week, take a vow of silence and meditate on the choices that lead you here
0071554☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then you can come back and tell us what you learned
0071555☇+×
ourLeaf:
idk barry I think you should just tell us
0071556☇+×
ourLeaf:
get the load off your chest
0071558☇+×
UmN3MDM:
I have an intel cpu is it over for me?
0071559☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
Say goodbye to your balls
0071560☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
Maybe he is talking about eminem
0071561☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
I have used 80 percent of my phone data before the end of the subscription kinda screwed how did I do that
0071562☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
maybe if they gave actual work instead of just being in a place and watching YouTube for 8 hours
0071563☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
I hope I can get a better job soon this is boring and tiring
0071564☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
Talk about my job prospects instead of your husband being schizo and making up someone called marshall
0071565☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You should come work at my credit union
0071566☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a trap, don't fall for it Saudi bro!
0071567☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When I had a boring job with a lot of waiting around I learned to make music on my iPhone using garage band
0071568☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can use the time and learn something instead of wasting time on YouTube
0071569☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You can finally start writing poetry
0071570☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or make digital art
0071571☇+×
FGMxgjY:
Yohh uh would have fun working with me though, I have a handful of people who I message on teams some super hilarious gifs
0071572☇+×
FGMxgjY:
Nobody beats my gif abilities
0071573☇+×
FGMxgjY:
Swiss might have, but he didn't apply for the computer programmer position to make $90k a year
0071574☇+×
FGMxgjY:
Now it's some short fat dude named Jared
0071575☇+×
FGMxgjY:
And the beautiful Korean man in it is having a baby next month with his white wife
0071576☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
The Korean guy is Marshall case closed
0071577☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
There's no computers I can use in these boring places
0071578☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
And getting mine would be sus
0071579☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
What can I do on my chink phone?
0071580☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
Sing for you?
0071581☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
Some guy told me you can get courses but I'm not feeling it
0071582☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
*finish courses and get degeress
0071583☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
degrees*
0071584☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
Have you written poetry barry
0071585☇+×
YzM0QTZ:
Share it
0071586☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The truth comes out!
0071587☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why did you say you didn't know who Marshall was?
0071588☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why did you lie to us?
0071589☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I am hurt on behalf of the entire chat
0071590☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think we can ever recover from your elaborate web of lies
0071591☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Trust is a very fragile thing...
0071592☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh wait it was Saudi bro in America
0071593☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait a minute... what if Saudi bro was Marshall all along?
0071594☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What a plot twist
0071595☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede has been silent since he discovered he was gay/bi, he must not be taking it well
0071596☇+×
UmN3MDM:
damn idk if i should do aerospace engineering or computer engineering
0071597☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Aerospace engineering
0071598☇+×
UTO0MDN:
More opportunities in the future
0071599☇+×
ljZwITO:
I have written poems but I never saved them lol
0071600☇+×
ljZwITO:
You can take free courses at Yale on their website
0071601☇+×
ljZwITO:
But seriously I would have been a much more raucous whore if half the stuff my husband thinks about me was true
0071602☇+×
ljZwITO:
He literally gets angry with me that I had relations with any other man before I ever knew him, all the while he would fuck anything that moved at that time
0071603☇+×
ljZwITO:
But no the Korean man isn't named Marshall. I genuinely have been racking my brain and I have no idea who Marshall is
0071604☇+×
ljZwITO:
This is a major gaslighting situation and it's breaking my heart
0071605☇+×
JjYzY2N:
Okay one hour into today's shift and I think I had a change of heart I might take free courses
0071606☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe he's schizophrenic
0071607☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do those courses Saudi bro, educate yourself
0071608☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Figure out how to make a device that can detect drones in the air
0071609☇+×
UTO0MDN:
With the drone era of war it might come in handy
0071610☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Especially if world war 3 happens
0071611☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry will be there to take all your oil
0071612☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk anything about oil
0071613☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I know how to put gas in my car though is that enough to make deals with Saudi royals?
0071614☇+×
UmN3MDM:
Good enough
0071615☇+×
UmN3MDM:
drafted
0071616☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Nah
0071617☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just won't do it
0071618☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I was reading though, it's possible my husband has a brain tumor. He wouldn't go to a dr though. I can't think of a logical explanation otherwise as to why he's suddenly thinking up things that haven't happened
0071619☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Imagine how angry you'd be if you wholeheartedly believed something to be true and someone dismissed it and said go get checked out
0071620☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm betting on schizophrenia
0071621☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Get him to smoke some cigarettes and see how it affects him
0071622☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Nicotine is an anti psychotic
0071623☇+×
RzM3YWY:
He smokes cigs already
0071624☇+×
ourLeaf:
call him gay for saying stuff without evidence
0071625☇+×
ourLeaf:
that'll make him stop
0071626☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You don't know me Barry leaf
0071627☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mr* Barry. This is my choice I should not have complained guys I'm sorry
0071628☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Has he been smoking more or less lately?
0071629☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also you should still pegg him to assert you dominance
0071630☇+×
ourLeaf:
why are you so on about that
0071631☇+×
ourLeaf:
its always pegging with you isn't it
0071632☇+×
ourLeaf:
peg this peg that. got something to share with the class?
0071633☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He wants you to peg him, he just doesn't know how to ask
0071634☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He smokes the same amount as normal nothing has changed though. We did just buy that beef maybe he has mad cow who tf knows
0071635☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But if he has it then my whole house should. I'm gonna just move on with my life and not make it medical
0071636☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'll accept my role as the whore I guess. Idk what else to do if I want my life to stay the same
0071637☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's just a shitty feeling to have to settle with and be okay with
0071638☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because it's the only way Barry can do the buck breaking that is needed
0071639☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you have something to share leaf?
0071640☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you tried talking to him about it in a calm and mature way?
0071641☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yes
0071642☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That's how I try to have all adult interactions Swiss. I'm not a fucking retard
0071643☇+×
ourLeaf:
its not me who needs to talk its you
0071644☇+×
ourLeaf:
i guess we now know why your ex cut ties
0071645☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you sure?
0071646☇+×
ourLeaf:
wasn't into your kinky play
0071647☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's very rude
0071648☇+×
ourLeaf:
it isn't rude to cut ties with a sissy
0071649☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is what happens when you don't buck break a leaf in while
0071650☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They get feisty
0071651☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like a spicy maple syrup
0071652☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which is gay
0071653☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like you
0071654☇+×
ourLeaf:
this is what happens when swiss doesn't get pegged
0071655☇+×
ourLeaf:
starts bringing up his fetish in every conversation
0071656☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm sorry but I do the pegging thank you very much
0071657☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think you are actively trying to sabotage Barry by trying to negate my advice through ridicule
0071658☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I see right through you
0071659☇+×
ourLeaf:
not enough length on your own shaft so you need an artificial one
0071660☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf doesn't want you to be happy Barry
0071661☇+×
ourLeaf:
i actually talked to her
0071662☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I pegg au natural, you should know that ;)
0071663☇+×
ourLeaf:
unlike mr. peg over here
0071664☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know I get so hard it feels unreal but that's just how I was #blessed
0071665☇+×
ourLeaf:
sorry ms peg
0071666☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your advice will lead her to ruin and you know it
0071667☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea, you should apologize to Barry
0071668☇+×
ourLeaf:
your advice will end with a divorce
0071669☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Whose last name is now Peg
0071670☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry Peg
0071671☇+×
ourLeaf:
yours
0071672☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you're happy
0071673☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It will not
0071674☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It will lead to healing and then happiness
0071675☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know nothing leaf
0071676☇+×
ourLeaf:
and i suppose you know everything... about getting pegged
0071677☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Nothing!
0071678☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know about life and people
0071679☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you so hostile, did someone take all your maple syrup this morning?
0071680☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I heard Canada is giving immigrants 10k a month
0071681☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Make space in your room because we are coming over!
0071682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thank you Trudeau and the Canadian tax payers!
0071683☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'll be sleeping on the bed since I'm the guest, you can sleep on the couch or the floor
0071684☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's going to be a lot of fun!
0071685☇+×
MWY1IDM:
ENOUGH WITH THE PEGGING
0071686☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is back and I guess we know what he was up to while he was gone...
0071687☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We should rename Swiss to Peggy
0071688☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your last name has already been declared as Peg
0071689☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Please try to be original
0071690☇+×
MWY1IDM:
There it is again with the pegging
0071691☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea Barry, obsessed or something?
0071692☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So anyway, you guys getting ready to move to leafs house and collect $10k a month?
0071693☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Whats the cost of living there leaf? Will that let us live like kings or peasants?
0071694☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Canada is ridiculously expensive
0071695☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I made lasagna and it was so good guys are you proud of me
0071696☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I love the ai generated Gordon Ramsey content I've been seeing. It's just good fun
0071697☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No because I can't taste the lasagna so I don't know if it was objectively good
0071698☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How do I even know if the lasagna is real?
0071699☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The lasagna is a lie
0071700☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Good night
0071701☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Well... it's real and I am reheating the leftovers
0071702☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not my fault you don't have a woman to make you delicious food
0071703☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I can cook better than most women
0071704☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's honestly a dilemma
0071705☇+×
QWYzYWY:
When we move to leafs house you can show us your food cooking skills
0071706☇+×
QWYzYWY:
I'm sure 10k can buy a lot of turkeys
0071707☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You like turkey?
0071708☇+×
ourLeaf:
turkey sounds good
0071709☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Idk I think I've only ever had one or two memorable turkey dinners.
0071710☇+×
ITOwIzM:
It takes a lot of effort to master roasting a whole turkey
0071711☇+×
ITOwIzM:
I like prime rib or brisket for holidays. Or ham even
0071712☇+×
ITOwIzM:
My father in law deep fries the turkey most of the time. The very best one he ever did was like burnt black on the outside but the inside was absolutely perfect it was wild
0071713☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Then of course my gran made them perfectly most of the time. She died though so I'll never get her cooking ever again but she taught me some cool stuff
0071714☇+×
ITOwIzM:
I learned how to make strawberry jam from her and I will swear by that recipe till I die it's so good
0071715☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Also Swiss you might have a shot at the $10k since you're not white
0071716☇+×
QWYzYWY:
Whiter than you
0071717☇+×
ourLeaf:
plot twist
0071718☇+×
ourLeaf:
only saudi is white
0071719☇+×
RGZkVjN:
I had a dream where I was looking fora wife from Indonesia or Malaysia
0071720☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Seems like you may want an asian wife subconsciously
0071721☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is confirmed white
0071722☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Cooking a turkey takes too long
0071723☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I just stick with chicken
0071724☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Rip Grandma Barry
0071725☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Thank you Swiss she was my favorite person and actually died very suddenly it was sad. And yes turkey takes far too long and it's too much work to keep moist
0071726☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi bro, go to Indonesia they have a huge Muslim population I bet you could find an absolutely gorgeous lady
0071727☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Roasted chicken is actually one of my specialties though I make pretty perfect chicken. In my opinion, chicken thighs specifically cook best and retain moisture best while getting adequately crispy on the outside
0071728☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But a whole chicken works. Also takes a while if you don't want it to dry out the white meat
0071729☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Turkey breast is best suited for sandwiches
0071730☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Chicken breast if you're doing a quick recipe or need shreddy chicken OR certain breaded cutlets
0071731☇+×
DonkeyLips:
These are just opinions people calm down. When I make katsu I even debone/skin thighs
0071732☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Breasts just don't have why it takes. Drumsticks are ok for fried chicken but basically nothing else
0071733☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You could say I'm a wing or thigh type. Giblets too, as an ingredient only
0071734☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I get very passionate about cooking
0071735☇+×
DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/236970.jpeg
0071736☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Some fresh pasta I made. Literally just eggs, flour, salt. It's amazing that more people don't do this. I cut this kind thicker for that particular dish
0071737☇+×
ourLeaf:
show pics when done
0071738☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That was a few week's ago but I'll show you next time I make it!
0071739☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's another recipe my granny taught me, straight outta the Great Depression so it's super simple
0071740☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When we move to leafs house you will have to cook for us
0071741☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Breakfast, lunch and dinner + desserts, snacks and treats
0071743☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I can't make desserts to save my life
0071744☇+×
UjYmFzM:
Guys ww3 is starting
0071745☇+×
UjYmFzM:
There's been an awful smell reported from my town as far south as north Portland an hour away, and not a single department has said what it is
0071746☇+×
UjYmFzM:
Not even mt saint Helen's, no abnormal findings
0071747☇+×
MmY0gTM:
baryy starts ww3 to avoid cooking for us
0071748☇+×
MmY0gTM:
smh my head
0071749☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just because you couldn't make desserts to save OUR lives
0071750☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shame on you!
0071751☇+×
ourLeaf:
im getting conscripted here, no thanks to you barry
0071752☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I didn't wanna let you guys down
0071753☇+×
YjMwYDM:
But seriously... wide reports of eye and throat irritations, headaches. I woke up with a sore throat and stuffed nose
0071754☇+×
YjMwYDM:
Is it over?
0071755☇+×
YjMwYDM:
They had like 12 agencies and departments investigating and they still don't know
0071756☇+×
MmY0gTM:
Covid 14
0071757☇+×
YWN1UmZ:
That's not real though Saudi bro
0071758☇+×
cTOzADN:
yet
0071759☇+×
ourLeaf:
so the outbreak in the early 2000s is covid 10?
0071760☇+×
ourLeaf:
why increasing by units of 2
0071761☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What?
0071762☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Covid 2024 bitches
0071763☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Get ready to bleed from your eyes, ears, nose, mouth, nipples, butthole and pp hole
0071764☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's gonna be very messy
0071765☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Either that or world war 3
0071766☇+×
UTO0MDN:
50/50 chance either way
0071767☇+×
cTOzADN:
6 masks minimum
0071768☇+×
cTOzADN:
+ another booster shot
0071769☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's your last chance to go to a concert
0071770☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Act now or be forever alone
0071771☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Forever maybe short than you expect (because of death but you could be alone in the afterlife too)
0071772☇+×
UTO0MDN:
For once it won't be Barry's fault
0071773☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It will be all your fault
0071774☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No pressure though
0071775☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just almost got ran off the road by a very large woman in a minivan doing about 70 mph in a 40
0071776☇+×
DonkeyLips:
After dark with her headlights off
0071777☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Then she ran a red light at a left turn
0071778☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She was very far. Safe to assume her black baby daddy was overdosing on fentanyl based on the evidence provided
0071779☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fat* not far. So big her tummy wasn't far from the steering wheel I guess
0071780☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But literally blasting her horn like a fuckin maniac
0071781☇+×
MTYwQjY:
I ate like a whale now I won't be able to sleep
0071782☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I just know both your stories are related
0071783☇+×
MTYwQjY:
nvm I slept anyway
0071784☇+×
MTYwQjY:
took longer than expected but we got there anyway
0071785☇+×
czNiFzM:
Usually when people over eat they get sleepy
0071786☇+×
czNiFzM:
There is a very unpolitically correct name
0071787☇+×
czNiFzM:
The people in the south of the USA used to say it a lot back in the day
0071788☇+×
czNiFzM:
Can Barry guess what it was called?
0071789☇+×
cTOzADN:
my back is killing me I feel like a boomer
0071790☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why do I need to guess?
0071791☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Day 3 of the great Pacific Northwest stinky air event: my left sinus was completely blocked all night and this am it's running profusely and I have green/yellow snot
0071792☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Last night I walked out of work and the air smelled like a porta potty it was absolutely disgusting
0071793☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The first day it just smelled like a paper mill which is fairly normal for this area because we have so many paper mills
0071794☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We all thought something was spilled. Smelling air like that however is not common in very areas of town that it was strongest
0071795☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And our county emergency management department has relinquished their investigation and left it up to state/federal agencies
0071796☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Meaning we will literally never know.
0071797☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Shipping companies, railways, and every single mill company has said everything is normal. No volcanic activity out of the ordinary. Sheesh
0071798☇+×
ourLeaf:
came up with this joke tell me how good it is
0071799☇+×
ourLeaf:
Girl goes on a first date with a black man. they enter an abortion clinic and she ask "why did we come here?" and he says "to book you a future appointment"
0071800☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
Thats really good leadf
0071801☇+×
cjMklzY:
Too blatantly racist. You're on the right track though, or are you aiming for short one liner/slapstick?
0071802☇+×
cjMklzY:
Do comedy leaf I would be so happy for you
0071803☇+×
cjMklzY:
Ellen defagenous got a Netflix special, anyone can do it clearly
0071804☇+×
cjMklzY:
Most small local clubs have workshop nights you should go watch then come up with some material
0071805☇+×
cjMklzY:
If the woman in the joke is white she's keeping the baby and making a scene that he even brought her there
0071806☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The problem with your joke is that the black man doesn't care about the future of the baby because he doesn't plan to stick around so the abortion is mute
0071807☇+×
kjMiNjM:
so found this channel on YouTube called freak bait
0071808☇+×
kjMiNjM:
so I had an idea what if you go to work with normal clothes and then you put on a cover on the Sims and change to work outfit
She says it's fine because she has already hacked you and stole your nudes
0071818☇+×
UTO0MDN:
One day when you're in a position of power she will blackmail you
0071819☇+×
MTYwQjY:
That's why I will never assume a powerful position
0071820☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He actually willingly sent those nudes Swiss
0071821☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So Saudi bro was Marshall all along
0071822☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
DAMN SAUDI
0071823☇+×
ourLeaf:
that portable changing room looks like its going to be blown down by a strong gust of wind
0071824☇+×
RGZkVjN:
I never expose myself to people
0071825☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So are you calling Barry a liar?!?!
0071826☇+×
ourLeaf:
i changed the lights in my room and now it looks like Breaking Bad's mexico
0071827☇+×
ourLeaf:
very yellow
0071828☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How sweet of you to change the color of your bed room light to the same color as my tag
0071829☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I put up my Halloween decorations and i changed my outside porch lights to green and purple it's getting spooky around here
0071830☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I thought I had way more inside decorations I feel like someone (mr Barry) has hidden them
0071831☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Red Swiss, PLEASE shoot your phones with arrows and make them explode
0071832☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That's why the people want
0071833☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Regular Swiss, if you're not the same person as red please forward my message. I also wanna play your game with him again
0071834☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was Marshall/Saudi that hid the Halloween decorations because they are haram
0071835☇+×
RGZ3AzY:
of course pagan rituals has no place in my house
0071836☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What about Barry's house?
0071837☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And yes Barry why are you participating in pagan rituals?
0071838☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you think Jesus would approve?
0071839☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's gonna be just fine please calm down
0071840☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's not fine and I am not calm!
0071841☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did you forget your medication today?
0071842☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're asking a lot of questions and exclaiming a lot
0071843☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Just please take an edible
0071844☇+×
VDZwMjZ:
celebrating pagan holidays is not fine barry
0071845☇+×
VDZwMjZ:
smh my head
0071846☇+×
E2YxMGM:
I am also shaking Saudi bros head
0071847☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss you celebrate Christmas
0071848☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes
0071849☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you are going to insinuate that Christmas is pagan I will burn you at the stake you heathen
0071850☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's what I thought
0071851☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh shit, iran struck isreal with hyper sonic missiles
0071852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Looks like Barry is gonna get drafted
0071853☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Remember Barry, don't get sand on your gun or it will jam
0071854☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You will fight and maybe die for isreal
0071855☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is your american duty
0071856☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should leave al your money and valuables to me in your will
0071857☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just incasr
0071858☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Incase
0071859☇+×
UTO0MDN:
For safe keeping
0071860☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because im such a good friend
0071861☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Nah
0071862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes
0071863☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I won't be fighting for Israel
0071864☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But if I was given no choice, I'd have a poa and an attorney to hold my assets till my kid is 18 then it's his. Swiss is too rude and reckless to benefit from my death
0071865☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Who says he will not be going to die for isreal?
0071866☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hello?! Are you not thinking about the long term?
0071867☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The day hes 18 he will be shipped of to the Middle East with the minimal of training
0071868☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There will be no saving private Barry jr
0071869☇+×
JDN3IWN:
He won't be going anywhere actually he's an only child
0071870☇+×
JDN3IWN:
They can't draft an only child
0071871☇+×
JDN3IWN:
Why do you want my son to die you weirdo?
0071872☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's not what I want it's what going to happen
0071873☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's what your government and isreal want
0071874☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do you want to disappoint America and isreal?
0071875☇+×
ZGOkRjY:
Fuck those fat faggots
0071876☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If it makes you feel better leaf and Saudi bro will have an epic sniper stand off
0071877☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Only one will go home
0071878☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A tear will be shed when the killing trigger is pulled
0071879☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Two friends forced into mortal combat because of rich men they will never meet
0071880☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They might even make a Netflix movie about it
0071881☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But because of diversity one of you will be portrayed as gay and the other non binary trans
0071882☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And also lovers before the war
0071883☇+×
ourLeaf:
saudi isn't to war and if they are its probably on the side of Israel
0071884☇+×
ourLeaf:
against Iran
0071885☇+×
QWY5YjM:
Sounds like your onto your next lgbtq+ novel idea Swiss we know how much you love writing and fantasizing about that shit
0071886☇+×
AzMjZjN:
I had a crazy dream about a mirror world
0071887☇+×
AzMjZjN:
I don't even know how it worked because at the end the dream we got someone inside and he wanted to know how it worked
0071888☇+×
AzMjZjN:
I ended up waking up because it was too paradoxical
0071889☇+×
AzMjZjN:
the basic rule was once you enter you can only leave by dying
0071890☇+×
AzMjZjN:
or by going through the mirror in reverse
0071891☇+×
AzMjZjN:
but once you return you forget everything about the mirror but when you enter the mirror again you remember everything
0071892☇+×
AzMjZjN:
such circumstances seemingly puts you into an ending loop
0071893☇+×
AzMjZjN:
but there seems to be a away to leave the loop being by not going into the mirror in the beginning and forgetting everything about it
0071894☇+×
AzMjZjN:
but how do you prevent yourself from entering when you forget it's going to happen
0071895☇+×
AzMjZjN:
that what made me wake from the dream lol
0071896☇+×
AzMjZjN:
the dream should have been just me having infinite attempts at life and not being able to leave
0071897☇+×
AzMjZjN:
but in the dream I remember pulling other people into the mirror world and even interacting with the outside world
0071898☇+×
AzMjZjN:
maybe you don't reset when you enter the mirror in reverse and you retain your memories
0071899☇+×
AzMjZjN:
Idk I was such a weird dream
0071900☇+×
AzMjZjN:
It*
0071901☇+×
AzMjZjN:
yeah reseting when you die and get back to the original encounter with the mirror is probably the correct ruleset
0071902☇+×
AzMjZjN:
but when you go in reverse you retain everything
0071903☇+×
AzMjZjN:
i also think there was a pocket dimension in the mirror
0071904☇+×
AzMjZjN:
also it seems like anyone who enters into the mirror world ends up creating a website idk what that's about
0071905☇+×
AzMjZjN:
also maybe I'm just insane
0071906☇+×
ourLeaf:
wtf saudi
0071907☇+×
ourLeaf:
chances are this happened and now your out
0071908☇+×
ourLeaf:
or maybe you're still in...
0071909☇+×
ourLeaf:
way better than my dream which involved me beating up people
0071910☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What an interesting dream
0071911☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That was an interesting and philosophical dream
0071912☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you ever seen inception?
0071913☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should read lthrough the looking glass"
0071914☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Its part two of alice in wonderland
0071915☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also wake up saudi bro! You're still dreaming!
0071916☇+×
AjN0ImN:
I haven't seen inception
0071917☇+×
AjN0ImN:
I can't be more awake than I am right now
0071918☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is woke confirmed
0071919☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Inception isn't even that good of a movie
0071920☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also if you watch it you support the trans movement
0071921☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If you wanna see Leonardo DiCaprio watch titanic
0071922☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a good movie
0071923☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There are no trannies in it
0071924☇+×
ZmM2IDO:
Uhhhh Elliott page?
0071925☇+×
MWY1IDM:
I tried to watch Inception years ago it was so boring
0071926☇+×
MWY1IDM:
Maybe it was my zoomer brain
0071927☇+×
YzNzUDO:
No it wasn't, usually I'd agree with you but it genuinely is a shitty movie
0071928☇+×
YzNzUDO:
Inb4 Swiss says anything, Ellie page on the credits is now Elliott page and still would receive royalties from the movie. Stop supporting degenerates
0071929☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Elliot page is not in inception
0071930☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is an Ellen page though
0071931☇+×
UTO0MDN:
lol I don't pay for movies or tv shows
0071932☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you think this is amateur hour or something?
0071933☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway I watched umbrella academy which had a good first season
0071934☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then Ellen did her transition in the 3rd season and it's super cringe lol
0071935☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She looks like a mix of a teenage scrawny boy and old lesbian
0071936☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They also completly fucked up the ending
0071937☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But you should feel bad for poor Ellen
0071938☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She got MK Ultra'd hard
0071939☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And funny enough you're it's kinda your fault because your tax dollar helped fund the research
0071940☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shame on you Barry
0071941☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shame on you
0071942☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What movies do you like Swede?
0071943☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow Saudi bro your dream sparked a lot of conversation today
0071944☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Keep dreaming
0071945☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Others won't necessarily do the same so stop recommending stupid movies
0071946☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Umbrella academy season 1 was good, season 2 was not great, I haven't seen season 3 I haven't started
0071947☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Full of the house of usher was super interesting, I feel like sort of parallels umbrella academy in a strange way you should watch that too
0071948☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I only watched umbrella academy because I've loved my chemical romance for like 20 years and Gerard way wrote it so I gave it a shot
0071949☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I'll never feel bad for Ellen she's a literal demon from hell and an agent AND faggot. No thanks
0071950☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fall of the house of usher* not full
0071951☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She is a victim
0071952☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How evil are you Barry?
0071953☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I mean it's super obvious
0071954☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah no shit look into Harley Pasternak or whatever the fuck his name is
0071955☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Still though don't support the trans cause just because you feel bad lol
0071956☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's been photographed with tons of Hollywood shit fucks who've gone absolutely batty
0071957☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Kanye west will probably be the first one on the search results but Ellen page was too, I believe shortly before her transition as well
0071958☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Then guess his race. Lmao even
0071959☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When have I ever supported the trans cause? Stop projecting on me please
0071960☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes that dude is the handler doing the MK Ultra
0071961☇+×
DonkeyLips:
One of many
0071962☇+×
DonkeyLips:
One who's been photographed anyway. We only know about him because of Kanye
0071963☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also you're the one telling folks to watch shitty movies lol
0071964☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a good movie, one of Christopher Nolan's few good one's, it's not my fault you are a brainlet
0071965☇+×
DonkeyLips:
An actual interesting movie is the platform and then the platform 2. 2 just came out
0071966☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's not my fault you're a boring motherfucker who likes shit movies
0071967☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What's the most exciting thing you've done recently?
0071968☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Let's let Saudi decide though, if he watches inception and likes it then we'll call it a draw. South Park didn't make an episode making fun of it for no reason
0071969☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're literally the only person I know who's ever said they liked it
0071970☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's a super stupid movie and we're going on two days talking about it
0071971☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi bros dream was in fact super interesting. I'd watch that movie
0071972☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You just don't get it, the dream worlds, the lucid ephemeral ethereal lives lived the dream world
0071973☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you ever lucid dream Barry?
0071974☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you ever have dreams that feel so real that they feel like a memory?
0071975☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you as mean in your dreams as you are on here?
0071976☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Life has made me mean
0071977☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I have lucid dreams all the time
0071978☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But most of us aren't artists and we have actual responsibilities, so no I don't get to live like a little kid with adult money like you Swiss
0071979☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe if you decide routine isn't boring or tiring you'll stop beating every woman you have a chance with
0071980☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sorry. That wasn't nice to say. But actually stop doing it. Make it work with your last victim man she actually did sound cool I was always just busting your balls
0071981☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or bants as you say
0071982☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But one way or another, grow up
0071983☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude Barry
0071984☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I should start beating women because of you
0071985☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway
0071986☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So apparently the joker gets buck broken in the new movie with demon gaga
0071987☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I never saw the first one lol
0071988☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I watch like two movies a year
0071989☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also its obviously your fault Barry
0071990☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Apologize!
0071991☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why arent you helping flood victims or helping isrealis in the warzones?
0071992☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is your american duty!
0071993☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The people in the floods are like 3000 miles away from me
0071994☇+×
DonkeyLips:
When I say Washington do you guys think dc? Because I'm Washington state lol
0071995☇+×
DonkeyLips:
People in America call it dc nobody besides politicians call it Washington. Washington state is very far from there
0071996☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do they not have planes in america?
0071997☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No distance is to far when it comes to helping fellow brothers and sisters
0071998☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just admit you don't care about your fellow americans and your saving yourself to die for isreal
