Idk when I go to a new website I tend to click around to get a feel for the layout
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DonkeyLips:
One of the first things I did here was click id's and said hey this tells you when someone has posted
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DonkeyLips:
Maybe add something to your first page red Swiss like a little thing
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DonkeyLips:
A blurby thing
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DonkeyLips:
Really there isn't a whole lot to get confused by here though
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DonkeyLips:
Aside from Swiss' schizophrenia
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UTO0MDN:
My schizophrenia? How about your autism?
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hDOxcjY:
Does anyone have a link to kitty's music? I kinda want to listen to it for some reason
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kjMyQzM:
Who's kitty
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hDOxcjY:
A musician that had here linked on her website
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kjMyQzM:
Oh damn
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kjMyQzM:
Was she ever on here?
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UWM1AjZ:
https://kittywavvy.com/
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UWM1AjZ:
for some reason our site is linked below the free palastine link and another weird site
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ZTNyEDN:
Very interesting type to be here considering how the rest of us are like
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MWMmNWN:
Thank you leaf I've looked for her before and never found the page
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MWMmNWN:
I wonder if she ever visits
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hDOxcjY:
Thanks leafbro
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hDOxcjY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kCGKMP4SsM
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hDOxcjY:
is a banger
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RTZ5ADM:
Kitty knows chroma sparks?
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RTZ5ADM:
I like chroma sparks, very chill music
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UTO0MDN:
Seems like everyone is too busy listening to kitty to post today
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DonkeyLips:
I've been busy repossessing
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DonkeyLips:
It's so much nicer than getting screamed at in my ears every day
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DonkeyLips:
Also, I've noticed a thing with motorcycles. Super young kids get approved for those kind then never pay a single cent for it. Then get pulled over 5 years later to have the bike taken
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DonkeyLips:
Lesson I think is don't live beyond your means for clout. Or at all
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DonkeyLips:
I found out yesterday that repo drivers never stop looking for stuff. They run plates on every vehicle around them. So don't get loans on stupid shit guys
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UTO0MDN:
Wait I can get a free bike for 5 years?
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UTO0MDN:
This is what I understood
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UTO0MDN:
What other expensive things can I "borrow" for 5 years
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UTO0MDN:
Like once they take the bike away can I just lease a new one?
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QmZ5YmN:
I agree with Swiss that sounds like a steal
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UTO0MDN:
We should start a new biker gang
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QmZ5YmN:
Lös Lausers
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QmZ5YmN:
What do yall think?
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UWM1AjZ:
that actually sounds pretty cool
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UWM1AjZ:
we can drive while listening to kitty
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hDOxcjY:
Let's do this, Barry, prepare the snacks
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DonkeyLips:
Honestly yeah if you have a good place to hide it sure
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DonkeyLips:
The only downside would be destroying your credit and not being able to have a bank account anywhere till you pay it off
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DonkeyLips:
Also if it's parked somewhere and gets a vin ran or impounded it gets taken and you still owe the money
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DonkeyLips:
So if it's worth it to drive around a $6k bike be my guest
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DonkeyLips:
Keep in mind it can be taken at any time, the 5 year comment I made was just because that's how long it took them to find a car the other day
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DonkeyLips:
The world of repossessions has been very educational for me
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DonkeyLips:
You could also claim that debt on a bankruptcy, but then you destroy your credit still and still can't have another account until the bankruptcy court discharges it
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UTO0MDN:
That's an easy fix, we will use your credit card to buy the bikes
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DonkeyLips:
Guess what I don't have a credit card
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QmZ5YmN:
You dont really need a house right Barry?
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UTO0MDN:
And we will be driving from Portugal to China, let them catch us if they can
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DonkeyLips:
And that's also fraud. How does jail sound?
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UTO0MDN:
You worked at a bank, I'm sure you can get one quickly
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DonkeyLips:
I still work at the bank
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DonkeyLips:
And I don't want one
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QmZ5YmN:
We should rob the bank barry works at
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DonkeyLips:
Get your own credit card nigger
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UTO0MDN:
Sorry I will be to busy hanging out with big titty Chinese girls with big glasses and thick thighs
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UTO0MDN:
To worry about jail
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QmZ5YmN:
Isnt that the second time you've mentioned that type of woman swiss
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DonkeyLips:
That was very specific
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QmZ5YmN:
not judging you of course
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QmZ5YmN:
in fact can I go along with you
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UTO0MDN:
See Barry this is why we don't include you in things
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UTO0MDN:
We should just start calling you Debbie downer
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UTO0MDN:
I have a type
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QmZ5YmN:
Barry Bore
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DonkeyLips:
Enjoy your life of crime
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UTO0MDN:
She doesn't have to be Asian though but the rest is kinda mandatory
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QmZ5YmN:
glasses and thick thighs are only positives so
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DonkeyLips:
It all comes to an end at some point
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UTO0MDN:
Suzy Square
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QmZ5YmN:
What is Barry even talking about
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DonkeyLips:
Your life of crime
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UTO0MDN:
It's better to live a short eventful life than a safe long and boring life
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QmZ5YmN:
I have a sueaky clean record
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QmZ5YmN:
My kyu button doesnt work so I cant press it
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UTO0MDN:
When is having fun a crime?
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DonkeyLips:
Short eventful then you go to prison and get fucked in the ass
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QmZ5YmN:
Im swedish retard
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DonkeyLips:
You'd probably enjoy that though Swiss
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UTO0MDN:
Why would we be in America?
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DonkeyLips:
A Swedish retard?
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QmZ5YmN:
Never said that
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UTO0MDN:
We're just going to pick up the bikes and start the journeys of our life
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DonkeyLips:
Because hypothetically if you used a card of mine you'd have to be here
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DonkeyLips:
Because it won't work internationally if you try
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UTO0MDN:
Should I get a super bike or a dirt bike?
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UTO0MDN:
Not with that attitude
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QmZ5YmN:
Thats what youd believe
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DonkeyLips:
I have special settings to avoid card fraud
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QmZ5YmN:
btu actually we paid a bunch of illegal immigrants to take our identities
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UTO0MDN:
Yes, it's called using Barry's credit card
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UTO0MDN:
Swede that's brilliant
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QmZ5YmN:
and we take the bikes over the Canadian border and they get arrested
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UTO0MDN:
We can just go in and say we are refugees
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UTO0MDN:
They will practically buy us the bikes
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DonkeyLips:
Not if you're white though they hate whites
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UTO0MDN:
I heard American women give refugees complimentary blow jobs when they arrive
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QmZ5YmN:
I necesito the bikes to uhm protest for brown feminists in israel
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QmZ5YmN:
okay Swiss dont be gay
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UTO0MDN:
Moto portable
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UTO0MDN:
Por favor
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QmZ5YmN:
where has saudi bro been
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UTO0MDN:
Why is getting blow jobs for American women gay? Is it because they look like men?
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DonkeyLips:
Avoiding you probably
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QmZ5YmN:
Rude?
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UTO0MDN:
Very rude
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QmZ5YmN:
Why would he avoid me im swedish they love me
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DonkeyLips:
You've been nothing but rude to me all morning so far
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DonkeyLips:
So
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QmZ5YmN:
NO?
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QmZ5YmN:
I've been very nice to you
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UTO0MDN:
You're the one trying to kill our dream
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UTO0MDN:
Of biking across the world
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UTO0MDN:
Who's the rude one now?
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QmZ5YmN:
Pure evil...
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DonkeyLips:
You literally called me a retard
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QmZ5YmN:
Oh come on barry poo that means youre one of the guys
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UTO0MDN:
That's Swedish for lovely
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QmZ5YmN:
you fucking RETARD
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DonkeyLips:
I do enjoy the Swedish product zyn though
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UTO0MDN:
Learn some Swedish Barry
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DonkeyLips:
I'm about to go buy some with my money
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QmZ5YmN:
Zyn is swedish?
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UTO0MDN:
I hope zyn is a moto bike brand
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QmZ5YmN:
I thought it was just fake imitation snus
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DonkeyLips:
I believe so
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QmZ5YmN:
Wow it is
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DonkeyLips:
They're nicotine pouches Swiss because otherwise I smoke a fuck ton of cigarettes ok?
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DonkeyLips:
There it is
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DonkeyLips:
I quit cigs in 2018 thanks to zyns
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QmZ5YmN:
No problem Barry
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DonkeyLips:
Gawl
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UTO0MDN:
I'm going to watch yellow jackets
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QmZ5YmN:
What
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QmZ5YmN:
The animal?
0075117☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a weird horror series about some soccer high school girls that get stranded
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DonkeyLips:
I tried to watch that show but then a scene was a teenagers finger banging and I said oh this show is not for me
0075119☇+×
UTO0MDN:
In the middle of no where and start eating each other and falling prey to evil spirits while waiting to get rescued
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DonkeyLips:
Maybe skip that scene and lmk how the rest is because it's an interesting concept for a show
0075121☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm on season 3
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DonkeyLips:
Swiss watched teen finger banging confirmed
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DonkeyLips:
Enjoy your life of crime
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QmZ5YmN:
And he liked it
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UTO0MDN:
The show has a weird charm and by pure luck is as good as it is
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DonkeyLips:
And have a great day I have things to do bye guys
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QmZ5YmN:
Byeeee
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UTO0MDN:
Yea, they eat each other, some light finger banging is forgettable in the grand scheme of things
0075129☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
To you
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UTO0MDN:
You better be bye buying us bikes
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QmZ5YmN:
ohhh thats what shes going to do but she wants to surprise us
your mother is a liar and your father is a cuckold
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UWM1AjZ:
i just thought of that and needed a place to put it down
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QmZ5YmN:
not sure whats so special about that one Leaf but sure if you're proud of it leaf :)
0075145☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
yeah it sounded better in my head
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DonkeyLips:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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DonkeyLips:
Watch Monte python guys
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DonkeyLips:
I FART IN YIUR GENERAL DIRECTION
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QmZ5YmN:
Wow that fart really stunk up the chat I guess
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QmZ5YmN:
What did everyone do today?
0075151☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm just waiting for my moto bike
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UTO0MDN:
~stares glaringly in Barry's direction~
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UTO0MDN:
Wow Saudi bro has abandoned us, or maybe he's in danger and needs our help
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UTO0MDN:
We must add a detor in our trip to go pick him up
0075155☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hurry up Barry and get the bikes, Saudi bros life is at stake!
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DonkeyLips:
I worked today hbu Swede?
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M2NjlzM:
thinking about quitting my job
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M2NjlzM:
i don't have kids like barry or live in Switzerland like swiss
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M2NjlzM:
so it wont too bad
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M2NjlzM:
I don't think i will be posting more when i quit though
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M2NjlzM:
i picked a tea drinking habbit and i didn't tell you
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M2NjlzM:
i got a little collection of tea of diffrent brands
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M2NjlzM:
my rational to quitting is i became an workaholic
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M2NjlzM:
I get bored in my day off so i just wanna go back to it
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M2NjlzM:
i go get a dinner somewhere its nice but then its empty
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M2NjlzM:
I went out with a friend a couple of times, took my sister to cafe its the same
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M2NjlzM:
also if you guys talked about tea or food maybe this place will be more interesting to read
0075168☇+×
M2NjlzM:
now recall something little girls used to have toy sets for tea parties or somwthing
0075169☇+×
M2NjlzM:
is girl only tea party a thing in the west
0075170☇+×
M2NjlzM:
I know the british drink tea
0075171☇+×
M2NjlzM:
but i wonder about the inspiration for thoses toys
0075172☇+×
M2NjlzM:
My older sister used to have a set
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M2NjlzM:
pretending to drinking tea is funny
0075174☇+×
M2NjlzM:
Been ages since i wrote anything let alone a wall of text
0075175☇+×
M2NjlzM:
maybe quitting my job is the right thing
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M2NjlzM:
Anyway i will let you know
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YWNyUGO:
Nothing much
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YWNyUGO:
I skipped class cus I felt like a gangster
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YWNyUGO:
Don't uit on us Suadi
0075180☇+×
YWNyUGO:
good luck with your job
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YWNyUGO:
If you're the real saudi that is...
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UWM1AjZ:
i drink green tea every day
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M2NjlzM:
I'm an imposter of course im going tomorrow morning to my manager and do it
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M2NjlzM:
give me a reason not to
0075185☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Saudi prince of bel-air has returned
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UTO0MDN:
Will the real Saudi bro please stand up
0075187☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you don't have a job how will you buy tea?
0075188☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you really want to do?
0075189☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What would make you happy?
0075190☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you thought about doing tea review videos?
0075191☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or a teacast, a podcast where you drink tea and interview people in Saudi Arabia
0075192☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or you can join our biker gang and come on our epic journey
0075193☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is letting us borrow her credit card to lease the moto bikes
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UTO0MDN:
We are going from Portugal to China
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M2NjlzM:
im set for quite some time tea wise
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M2NjlzM:
Not sure what im going to do
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DonkeyLips:
You should buy a Vespa and tour the newly green areas in Saudi Arabia
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DonkeyLips:
That sounds lovely
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kjZwMzM:
Hello
0075200☇+×
kjZwMzM:
Woooo im back
0075201☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Woah
0075202☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Egypt right?
0075203☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
I faintly remember you were herew
0075204☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Welcome back
0075205☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Will you be joining our biker gang?
0075206☇+×
MWO3UDO:
Where the fuck did germanigger go
0075207☇+×
MWO3UDO:
I'm pissed
0075208☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe he finally found his big black boyfriend
0075209☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Um okay swiss
0075210☇+×
UTO0MDN:
BBBF
0075211☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
why are there ladybugs in my house
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DonkeyLips:
Because they're attracted to rotten stuff and it's also their season
0075213☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Do you have food sitting out anywhere?
0075214☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mildewy areas? Check your window sills for that black mildew that grows they love it
0075215☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's also supposedly a sign of good luck so maybe that
0075216☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'd still recommend checking on your window sills
0075217☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
they everywhere were there are windows so maybe mildew or whatever is right
0075218☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They eat aphids
0075219☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They are great if you have a garden since they will eat the pests and leave the plants alone
0075220☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ladybugs are mega based
0075221☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That is true as well however any kind of beetle infestation indoors isn't usually a good sign
0075222☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I discovered a fucking carpet beetle infestation at work yesterday and the office was in an uproar. A pregnant lady found some in her cubicle that was a whole thing
0075223☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think I'm gonna get some praying mantises for my garden this year I love those guys
0075224☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss I just found a super hilarious troll
0075225☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oranum
0075226☇+×
Q2MiZGZ:
?
0075227☇+×
Q2MiZGZ:
Elaborate
0075228☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What?
0075229☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is Barry high on jenkem again?
0075230☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Wish I was high on jenkem
0075231☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk what jenkem is
0075232☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But i was reading about zodiac stuff this morning and came across a website that hosts people doing live tarot readings
0075233☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It was very funny to me
0075234☇+×
DonkeyLips:
So funny in fact I entirely forgot why I was looking at zodiac stuff in the first place
0075235☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You have to pay to use it though you can't just post so it got boring very quickly
0075236☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Jenkem I think is fermented poop in a jar
0075237☇+×
VTY1QzY:
and people sniff it and get high
0075238☇+×
VTY1QzY:
I'm not sure if its real I think it was a hoax in the early 2000s or 90s or something
0075239☇+×
VTY1QzY:
also why is the chat kinda dead come on guys
0075240☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pay and get your fortune read Barry
0075241☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't be cheap
0075242☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leafs too busy doing honestly god knows what
0075243☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is busy making tea and he never told us what he decided to do about his job
0075244☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe we should do some out reach to get some new friends
0075245☇+×
M2NjlzM:
oh yeah i quit
0075246☇+×
M2NjlzM:
it was smoother than what i excepted
0075247☇+×
M2NjlzM:
im drinking green tea right now
0075248☇+×
M2NjlzM:
Earl grey tea is pretty good i recommend it
0075249☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What's next Saudi bro?
0075250☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tea reviews?
0075251☇+×
M2NjlzM:
perhaps
0075252☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do it in english for the mass market
0075253☇+×
M2NjlzM:
I will also dis barry in ever video
0075254☇+×
M2NjlzM:
also there is a tea brand barrys tea
0075255☇+×
M2NjlzM:
not sure if good
0075256☇+×
M2NjlzM:
only seen it online
0075257☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Based, I will like all your videos
0075258☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do they do the fancy pouring in Saudi Arabia?
0075259☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know some apArab countries try to get it as high as possible
0075260☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Arab*
0075261☇+×
hDOxcjY:
THC is now semi legal for recreational use in certain parts of Switzerland
0075262☇+×
hDOxcjY:
How does that make you feel?
0075263☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
absolutely nothing because i don't live there
0075264☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's very neutral of you
0075265☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
then what do you think? do you despise the rise of degenerate behaviours or are ready to take your mind above the clouds?
0075266☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It doesn't make me feel any way because it's been legal here forever now
0075267☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We have little weed stores all over the place and the people who work there are usually all the way up their own ass
0075268☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I let Mr Barry deal with them because I'm a sarcastic little bitch and people don't like me
0075269☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi bro how do you feel about chai tea? I don't like it but it's very popular. I enjoy plain black tea it's so refreshing
0075270☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not sure why you'd dis me though but I'll accept it
0075271☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Happy for you for quitting too life is too valuable to work a job you hate. Time is quite fleeting
0075272☇+×
M2NjlzM:
I haven't tried it, maybe it's not available here
0075273☇+×
gDNihTO:
Maybe not. Maybe people over there have flavorbuds that actually work
0075274☇+×
gDNihTO:
Chai is overrated
0075275☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Chai just means tea
0075276☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was easier to get the laws in Switzerland changed than it was to get Barry to send me some edibles
0075277☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
i spent the last 2 and a half hours finding my lost car keys
0075278☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If it was so easy why is it happening 15 years after it happened here
0075279☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Chai is a spiced flavor idk but I don't like it
0075280☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf what kinda car do you have and where did you find your keys?
0075281☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Look at mister money bag with his car
0075282☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Bags*
0075283☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Chai is the Indian word for tea lol
0075284☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also how big is your mansion if you have already spent 2 and a half hours looking for keys?
0075285☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
well its not my car but my dads 14 year old honda civic
0075286☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
i lost it on a walk
0075287☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Hi Leaf
0075288☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
hi swede
0075289☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
opinion on trump rn?
0075290☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
fuck'em
0075291☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
he was cool before he tried to fuck with my country
0075292☇+×
UWM1AjZ:
tariffs are gay and fake
0075293☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Would you vote for Kamala
0075294☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A walk from the west wing to the east wing of your mansion?
0075295☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Canada should be the 51st state
0075296☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you not want freedom and democracy ?
0075298☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Trump will make Quebec and Montreal speak English!
0075299☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The kings language
0075300☇+×
Y2Y1MDN:
Honda civics will drive forever if you take good care of them
0075301☇+×
Y2Y1MDN:
My sons first car will be a 2004 civic we've been holding onto and he loves learning about the maintenance
0075302☇+×
Y2Y1MDN:
He's got his first official fight card too it sounds like. Nothing too official yet we don't know dates or where but his coach is in talks with a promoter
0075303☇+×
UTO0MDN:
JFK docs dropped
0075304☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Turns out it was Barry that killed JFK
0075305☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah I was alive back then. You'd know you fuckin old ass
0075306☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If you haven't heard lately though it's all fake and gay
0075307☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Antisemitism was deemed a public health crisis so...
0075308☇+×
DonkeyLips:
keep believing everything you read
0075309☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Congratulate my son for his success too you ass clown or he's gonna beat you
0075310☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Just kidding he's the most polite and sweet young man I've ever met. Proud of my son to my core he's the best
0075311☇+×
QTYidTY:
I'm proud of him too
0075312☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How much does USAID pay you Barry?
0075313☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The JFK docs literally say there was israeli involvement
0075314☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope your son doesn't get hurt Barry, even if you glow in the dark
0075315☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Started watching movies yesterday
0075316☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Kung fu hustle yesterday and Shaolin football today
0075317☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
I think you recommended me them Swiss they were great
0075318☇+×
ETNxQzM:
Idk why you think I glow it doesn't make sense to me
0075319☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
I'm so european I said Shaolin football instead of Shaolin soccer by mistake lol
0075320☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You should also watch the Shia labeof documentary catch the potato
0075321☇+×
gDMhRTO:
Why would anyone watch shit lapoof?
0075322☇+×
gDMhRTO:
I watched Shaolin soccer last year and it still holds up
0075323☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Guys, the legal weed here doesn't make you sleepy because it has no cbn
0075324☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I wanted to use it to sleep
0075325☇+×
hDOlNjZ:
This is clearly Barry's doing
0075326☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I need to watch "12 monkeys" the series was really good and I'm hoping the movie is as well
0075327☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
I watched another movie today
0075328☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Ferris Buellers day off
0075329☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
I like the message but I thought Ferris was annoying as hell
0075330☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
7/10
0075331☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
I should do more reviews like this whenever I watch a movie
0075332☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUY DOING
0075333☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
12 monkeys is a weird movie didn't know there was a show
0075334☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
im grey now
0075335☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I want to watch "the craft" to get a dose of the 90s goth girls I never really got to experience
0075336☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should watch the 12 monkeys show
0075337☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Okay I watched Citizen Kane now
0075338☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Very good I should watch older movies more often
0075339☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Although the ending sucked
0075340☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Maybe I'm stupid
0075341☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I have never watched it and I am ashamed to admit that
0075342☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I did see metropolis a long time ago but I don't remember much
0075343☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But thinking about it it's pretty red pilled, talks about sacrifices to moloch and stuff
0075344☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I used to watch turner classic movies at night when I had insomnia and lived with my mom
0075345☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm trying to figure out how high I should rank it
0075346☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Old movie were pretty wild and would make a "modern" audience blush
0075347☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I don't want to be biased either way so I don't kno if I'm overrating or underrating it
0075348☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If invented modern cinema
0075349☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A lot of the stuff it did was innovative at the time
0075350☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's hard for us to experience it with that lens
0075351☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's like how Toy Story seems mid now days but back then the cgi was mind blowing
0075352☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or seeing jurrasic park when it came out
0075353☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Yeah I was thinking about the set design during the movie
0075354☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I actually saw it in cinemas but I was way too young lol, I had was afraid raptors would get me in the dark for a long time after
0075355☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
How impressive it looked but then I thought about if it came out today
0075356☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Watch a movie that's older than citizen Kane and compare it with that
0075357☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
What movie do I watch next
0075358☇+×
UTO0MDN:
21 a space Odessa still looks amazing
0075359☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But it's super boring
0075360☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Odessy*
0075361☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like even today it still looks really good
0075362☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Yeah I've seen the images
0075363☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The power of art direction
0075364☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you seen eyes wide shut ?
0075365☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No
0075366☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Go watch that next
0075367☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then maybe the rules of attraction
0075368☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The rules of attraction has a cool but umm rough start
0075369☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The beer keg...
0075370☇+×
QWO3ADZ:
Also the kill bill saga
0075371☇+×
QWO3ADZ:
Pulp fiction is good
0075372☇+×
QWO3ADZ:
Watch a lot of Quentin Tarantino stuff actually
0075373☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I want to watch Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair but its 4 hours long
0075374☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I want to watch it completely uninterupted and that's pretty damn hard
0075375☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Plus I have to be in the right mood which makes it even harder
0075376☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tarantino is an overrated hack. Fight me Barry
0075377☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I thought Inglorius Basterds and Django was overrated
0075378☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
They were good but I don't see what the fuss is about
0075379☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Kill Bill is konda ok
0075380☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Kinda*
0075381☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Haven't seen Kill Bill but it seems to have a nice aesthetic
0075382☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Natural born killers is a good Tarantino starter so you have somewhat of a baseline for his verbiage
0075383☇+×
DonkeyLips:
In my opinion
0075384☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And pulp fiction really
0075385☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Kill bill is actually really good Swiss idk what you missed there but it's good
0075386☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You know they tried to actually kill uma Thurman in a scene?
0075387☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And she still finished the whole series
0075388☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Absolute legend
0075389☇+×
DonkeyLips:
God I wish my name was uma. Would be a much cooler person than **
0075390☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Django unrated is the one to watch if you do go for that movie though
0075391☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Jamie foxx is an incredible actor too
0075392☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Tarantino is a true artist of his art
0075393☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tarantino is a perverted hack who rips of other people and tries to pass it off as a homage
0075394☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also he insists upon himself
0075395☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
the quote "it insists upon itself" insists upon itself
0075396☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I watched Scary Movie 4 it sucked
0075397☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Why do people watch bad movies
0075398☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
"so bad its good" its all fucking slop wtf are you talking about
0075399☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I think I have a few bad movies I want to watch only to finish a series and get it out of my system
0075400☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I hate those movies
0075401☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If you're looking for something like that you should watch Shaun of the dead
0075402☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Tarantino is perverted that's a fact though
0075403☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And also in the creepy Hollywood people club but I personally do like his movies
0075404☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also watch office space
0075405☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Implying the quote "it insists upon itself", insists upon itself inisist upon itself
0075406☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shaun of the dead is actually a good suggestion
0075407☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Edger Wright is my personal favorite modern director
0075408☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should watch "Not another teen movie" it's a good movie pretending to be a bad movie
0075409☇+×
UTO0MDN:
"Jakey, Jakey, about to make a big mistakey" is forever burned in my mind
0075410☇+×
UTO0MDN:
along with the totally spontaneous song number
0075411☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry you said you real name sounds like Barry
0075412☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So is it Larry or Harry?
0075413☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Darry?
0075414☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Marry?
0075415☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Schglarry
0075416☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Cute name!
0075417☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fuck you swiss you know my name there's no way you don't
0075418☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why are you even asking
0075419☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Freddie got fingered is also an extremely hilarious movie
0075420☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh no, Tom green was the one to start the low effort, high degeneracy media that lead to jack ass and etc
0075421☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You should follow him on social media and such and watch his documentary that came out recently
0075422☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think he is very aware of that
0075423☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And his content was pretty tame until mtv offered him a show
0075424☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He just owns a bunch of land and lives like a hermit now
0075425☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's a very funny movie Swiss don't start preaching again about degeneracy when you already admitted you watch teenagers finger band each other on tv
0075426☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Bang*
0075427☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yellow jackets is a million times more interesting than anything Tom Green has ever done
0075428☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also the girls in yellow jackets are not exactly glorified
0075429☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The show always keeps reminding you that the girls are deranged crazy bitches
0075430☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is anyone watching "White Lotus"?
0075431☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is lowkey red pilled
0075432☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Season two had everyone laughing at "the gays are trying to kill me"
0075433☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And season 3's "I want to be the Asian girl" monologue is showing the world autogenphylia for what it really is
0075434☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ugh the lesbians Nextdoor are playing their "tickling game" again
0075435☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not even considerate to give me an invite
0075436☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How rude
0075437☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They need to apologize
0075438☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I was actually going to bring up whit lotus because I've been watching it this weekend
0075439☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not there yet in season 2 but I'm so stupid for not watching it sooner
0075440☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's kinda predictable though. Very good still and good acting so far. Maybe I'll be wrong
0075441☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I thought Jennifer Coolidge was pretty hilarious in season one
0075442☇+×
R2YmJTM:
Do you know these gays?!
0075443☇+×
R2YmJTM:
I ginished season 2 I was really sad that Tonya died
0075444☇+×
R2YmJTM:
She was the best character
0075445☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They gays were in fact trying to kill her
0075446☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They were that episode really took a twist
0075447☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Her husband Greg knew exactly what she would fall for
0075448☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Now he's a half billionaire
0075449☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Getting old means yawning wrong and your jaw dislocates
0075450☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ask me how I know
0075451☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I feel like I got socked
0075452☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just sat at my desk all day opening and closing my mouth and it's working its way back into place but I got scared for a while
0075453☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Like the left side didn't hurt it just opened before the right and there is a deafening crackle sound. It's fucking awful
0075454☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's been extremely bothersome
0075455☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And probably annoying to look at if you had to see me. Sorry guys
0075456☇+×
M2YmJTY:
Barry is a boomer confirmed
0075457☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fuck you faggot
0075458☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How rude!
0075459☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I just filled my taxes guys, I was 10 days late but it will be ok
0075460☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sorry that wasn't nice
0075461☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I haven't filed for 3 years and I don't plan to anytime soon
0075462☇+×
DonkeyLips:
How fucked am I
0075463☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My returns are only about $100 so I look at it as a secret little savings
0075464☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also I have to call the irs because I think someone stole my identity
0075465☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But the irs phone hold time is at least two hours right now
0075466☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't have that kind of patience
0075467☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wish you could play a podcast over hold music
0075468☇+×
FWY4MTY:
Is that disobedient enough Swiss or should I start committing federal crimes?
0075469☇+×
FWY4MTY:
Maybe that is a federal crime idk
0075470☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes! You should steal us some motor bikes for the road trip
0075471☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I refused to pay the media tax (tv and radio) and I have been summoned tomorrow
0075472☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea I'm cooked guys
0075473☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But it's such a scam, I don't watch Swiss tv or radio because it's bad and cringe
0075474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I worked in media for years and we never once got any hel
0075475☇+×
UTO0MDN:
p
0075476☇+×
UTO0MDN:
$400 a year and for what? Nothing of value
0075477☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's around a billion dollars, we don't produce any good movies, any good tv shows, nothing, where is the money going?
0075478☇+×
YjMlBDO:
Up your ass
0075479☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It certainly is not
0075480☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If it was I would be on the beach on my wave runner living my best life
0075481☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fresh lobster dinners
0075482☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Go out for the local entertainment and hit on the hot tourist ladies
0075483☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm ready to be a retired boomer lol
0075484☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think we're going to plan a vacation to Cozumel
0075485☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I love Mexican food and I wanna take my kid on a vacation now that we're down three kids
0075486☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They moved out it was emotional but it's been much nicer to get back to my life as usual
0075487☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss you're too old for hot ladies you're the age now you'll have to pay if you want one of them
0075488☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What are you now, 67-68?
0075489☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You and I should ride jet skis head on as fast as they go
0075490☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also I think there's a small tornado warning here so that's fucking weird
0075491☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We don't have tornadoes here especially in march. I saw one once in December like 12 years ago
0075492☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys I'm going to go and face the music
0075493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They're probably going to want me to pay 2k
0075494☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm going to be like " I really don't want too"
0075495☇+×
UTO0MDN:
"You can cut off all my access to Swiss media lol"
0075496☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So today I was reminded that Switzerland is an authoritarian police state and you will do as told or else
0075497☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm getting buck broken by my own government because I refuse to support state sponsored media that I do not consume on any level
0075498☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
what type of people do consume state sponsored media
0075499☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
its all slop anyhow
0075500☇+×
gzYlFmZ:
What are you gonna do about it Swiss
0075501☇+×
gzYlFmZ:
You should start a podcast about it maybe then things will change for sure
0075502☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Boomers of course
0075503☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think young people watch tv anymore
0075504☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We have a lot of gov run tv and radio stations, they all suck
0075505☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm gonna sell one of your kidneys Barry to pay them off
0075506☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You have two of them right?
0075507☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I actually don't
0075508☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Thanks for asking
0075509☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But you can kill me and take the other that's an option
0075510☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't give a fuck
0075511☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you already sell one of your kidneys?
0075512☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude! I had dibs on it!
0075513☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Gosh, Americans the only thing you can count on them for is disappointment
0075514☇+×
QTYidTY:
Hey guys I just bought someones liver off of Amazon
0075515☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What, for dinner?
0075516☇+×
kDNwEGN:
I have both of my kidneys actually I changed my mind take both
0075517☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No! I only need one, gosh!
0075518☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barrry, why is JD Vance bombing Yemen for isreal?
0075519☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you think Kamala would be bombong Yemen?
0075520☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why did they use F-18s?
0075521☇+×
EjY0EmN:
I don't know
0075522☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you know?
0075523☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
i don't care for liver
0075524☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
too chewy
0075525☇+×
AzY2MTM:
It has a weird taste if not cooked properly
0075526☇+×
UWNzYTN:
Yeah sounds like you got an overcooked piece leaf don't give up
0075527☇+×
UWNzYTN:
beef Organ meat is so good for you. May favorite is heart
0075528☇+×
UWNzYTN:
Specifically elk heart though
0075529☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn Barry, what animal won't you brutally murder?
0075530☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
the animals of the world exist to be eaten
0075531☇+×
ATZhNDO:
Swiss you don't eat beef?
0075532☇+×
ATZhNDO:
And have you ever even tried venison?
0075533☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hey eating humanly sourced meat is one thing
0075534☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But Barry is out there in the woods pouncing on innocent elk that are trying to stay in their lane and live their best life only to have their still beating hearts ripped out
0075535☇+×
UTO0MDN:
To bed savagely bitten into, blood squirting all over Barry's face and after she gulps down on the flesh she screams "I am (wo)man! Hear me roar!"
0075536☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Be* not bed
0075537☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know what you did last summer Barry
0075538☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf, have you ever killed anything?
0075539☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And then eaten it?
0075540☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't hunt
0075541☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But ok Swiss you're hilarious so go with that
0075542☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Which btw hunting is not inhumane. I'm sorry you're such a pussy
0075543☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
don't be barry its in the nature of the swiss to be passive
0075544☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf, you never answered my question
0075545☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And no, swallowing the fly that went into your mouth doesn't count
0075546☇+×
IGNyQjZ:
Actually interesting question swiss
0075547☇+×
IGNyQjZ:
Even those who do the killing they usually don't eat what they killed nowadays they do it for the money
0075548☇+×
IGNyQjZ:
Maybe i should kill something and eat it
0075549☇+×
IGNyQjZ:
Or maybe im overhyping it
0075550☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When I was young I used to go fishing and the fish I caught would get cooked and we would eat them
0075551☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh weird so you have a grasp on the concept
0075552☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Most people I know who hunt keep what they get or share
0075553☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mr Barry has butchered and packaged bear and deer that has been given to us but we don't hunt. Though I'd like to learn because it's a useful skill
0075554☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We aren't all rich faggots in cities who love grocery corporations so much
0075555☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Buying and hunting locally is far more humane than whatever you get Swiss. I bet you don't even check for grass fed labels if you buy beef
0075556☇+×
DonkeyLips:
From the sounds of it though I believe you might be a vegan
0075557☇+×
IGNyQjZ:
Swiss being a vegn would be funny
0075558☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Youtube keeps muting itself im going to kill myself fuck that indian faggot
0075559☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
indian faggot is tautology
0075560☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
I ate some fish I caught once but thats it
0075561☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I eat meat everyday
0075562☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss how do you think the meat is obtained? From the meat tree?
0075563☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The animals are killed very humainly
0075564☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh you were there?
0075565☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And yes, don't you have meat trees in America?
0075566☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, I have been to a pig farm
0075567☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You went to a pig farm once?
0075568☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did you choose a pig or what?
0075569☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Because they all get killed eventually
0075570☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, the pigs came out to see me from their little home thingy, got bored and went back in lol
0075571☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm sorry to say, but meat has to come from a dead animal
0075572☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I probably would have gone with them
0075573☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Pigs are cute and smart
0075574☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And delicious
0075575☇+×
DonkeyLips:
So what did you buy like a half pig or a quarter pig?
0075576☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or did you go and decide they were too cute, and that's when you became a vegan?
0075577☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I think we can all agree Swiss is a closeted vegan
0075578☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What does that even mean?
0075579☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also fuck all Swiss media, it's all utter garbage
0075580☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Except the music
0075581☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The movies? Absolute shit
0075582☇+×
UTO0MDN:
TV a cesspool of nepotism
0075583☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Everything else besides the music is the equivalent of farting in a bag and then passing it around for others to sniff
0075584☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Calm the frick down buddy
0075585☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No! You calm down!
0075586☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not the one screaming
0075587☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm not screaming! You're screaming!
0075588☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
ahhhhhhhh!
0075589☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
am i part of the group now
0075590☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why is everyone screaming?!?!
0075591☇+×
MzM5QWM:
I'm scared!
0075592☇+×
lDMzQWO:
Guys if there was a lausanonymous movie what would the story be
0075593☇+×
lDMzQWO:
Lets write it together
0075594☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night
0075595☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
in what would eventually be modern day lausanne...
0075596☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A young Swedish man on vacation gets his penis stuck in a Chinese finger trap and asks his gay lover named Barry for help...
0075597☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But then an extremely negative presence makes itself known, some kind of weird Algerian guy from Switzerland
0075598☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And he jumps in and says "no guys I will be the one handling men"
0075599☇+×
DonkeyLips:
"I love gay stuff and my dick is ready for your buttholes"
0075600☇+×
DonkeyLips:
"IM A FREE GAY MAN FROM AFRICA!!"
0075601☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Now they were all 3 stuck together in the Chinese finger trap... oh no
0075602☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, it's one line per person, why must you ruin everything?!? Gosh!
0075603☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway
0075604☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A beautiful Swiss man stumbled upon the three, since he came back from military service he still had his rifle so he just started blasting while shouting "no degeneracy in my country!"
0075605☇+×
YjN3cTN:
The three of them died, the finger trap containing all 3 of their vengeful spirits until.... 2025 AD, Lausanne...
0075606☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When Gypsies stole the finger trap and took it with them to Romania
0075607☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The end
0075608☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can't stop yourself from ruining it again huh?
0075609☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I request your name be changed to "Ruiner"
0075610☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway, new story
0075611☇+×
UTO0MDN:
In a kingdom far away filled with mystery, magic and lasers...
0075612☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
i didn't even get to appear... whatever
0075613☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
continue swiss' new story: the king of the land, a man made of leaf and maple has ordered the three best knights of his kingdom to do his biding
0075614☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
The first knight: Sir Sweden, was a man of greatness, known in the kingdom for his heroism and bravery.
0075615☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The second knight: Sir Swiss, a neutral man of neutrality. He may or may not help you, it depends (on how much good you have)
0075616☇+×
DonkeyLips:
(Even though he lacks good of his own)
0075617☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Out of no where an ugly and stinky swamp monster enters the village, causing great offence to the kingdom. The swamp monster said "I am Barry, fed me your sewage now!"
0075618☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No but for real, do they not have creative writing classes in American schools?
0075619☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
and so the king ordered his knights (the third is Sir Saudi a man of great wealth and a lover of tea) to venture forth and slay the swamp monster known as Barry
0075620☇+×
dDMyQjY:
Oh monstrous Barry! I suggest you retreat back to the swamps! Or I shall bring down my sword upon your flesh and cut your left side apart from your right!
0075621☇+×
UTO0MDN:
King leaf of Maple what is the bounty for slaying the vile swamp monster called Barry? It is a dangerous task and I don't want to get my new armor dirty
0075622☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
the one who slays this monster will recieve my daughter princess redswiss and (once i die) become future king
0075623☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
of course only one knight will recieve the reward
0075624☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I ponder on my decision, there are rumors that the princess is actually a prince!
0075625☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Oh dear Lord Maple, I shall bring this creature to your castle gates, and I shall lay it before you, slain and skinned from its tail to its beak. Then on the fortnight after I shall take your daughter's hand and give you a grandchild.
0075626☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The vile monster starts spew acid all over sir swede, melting awayall his armor, rendering him bare assed in fromt of everyone
0075627☇+×
DonkeyLips:
By which the monster is repulsed, as the knight turns showing his ass and it has prolapsed. The monster cared not for Swedish flesh anyhow
0075628☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She then turns to the Swiss knight thinking of all the times he has passed her den, mocking and laughing, poking fun. She is filled with an uncontrollable rage
0075629☇+×
DonkeyLips:
This one will be savored and enjoyed alive
0075630☇+×
BTNlRDM:
I pull out my laser blaster 9000 and start blasting, the horrible monster takes most of the hits but Sor Swede takes a hit in the groin completely severing his penis from his body. I say "looks like we got a new princess" then I high five the king for a job well done
0075631☇+×
dDMyQjY:
The sir Sweden that got his penis cut off was a fake and I appear behind the monster and cut its head off.
0075632☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
Congratulations Sir Swede as promised i shall grant you the hand of marriage of my daughter and as for Sir Swiss you may take the newly feminized fake Sir Swede as your bride
0075633☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think the current Swede is actually the fake Swede, we must burn him at the stake, if he doesn't burn then he's a witch without a doubt, if he does burn, well, honest mistakes happen
0075634☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Preposterous. You are simply green and black with jealousy, for I am to marry the beautiful princess of Maple.
0075635☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That is exactly what a witch would say! Some one get the firewood and kindling!
0075636☇+×
UTO0MDN:
P.S. My torch is lit and ready ;)
0075637☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
Sir Swiss! you are threatening the new crown prince
0075638☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
for this act i sentence you to death
0075639☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Lord of Maple, I humbly request his sentencing be part of the wedding ceremony. What do you think?
0075640☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
if that is your wish than so be it
0075641☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The monster would vow to behave and protect your kingdom should you grant her the privilege of being the official executioner
0075642☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The dead monster is talking! Proving that Swede is a witch using necromancy! Lord leaf of Maple if you refuse to take action I will have to do it myself, it is what the holy Gods want
0075643☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You know I don't think the monster was actually that bad. I say we revive her and kill Sir Swiss instead, for he was the true monster all along.
0075644☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Heretic! He even admits his affinity to evil, what further proof do you need. We must make haste with burning the witch and his vile zombie familiar
0075645☇+×
DonkeyLips:
>never confirmed a kill
0075646☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Read back. I didn't die
0075647☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'll have to ask the king. Whatever should I call you?
0075648☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Coquette the Beautiful
0075649☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Side note, I quite enjoy this rpg lets see how it plays out
0075650☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Guys you should all creat character cards. Leaf is obviously dm
0075651☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shut up vile monster! How dare you speak! I shall send you back to hell from whence you came and I'll send your Swedish accomplice with you as well!
0075652☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/882666.png
0075653☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Photo of me
0075654☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/882870.png Pic of Barry the vile disgusting monster
0075655☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/882940.png A close up of the vile monsters face, warning it will give you nightmares!
0075656☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/883165.png Swede making a deal with a witch
0075657☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
no no no you have to kill that bitch! Sir Swede has to be killed. Sir Swiss your execution is hereby annulled. you have to murder Coquette, casting her into the swamp wasn't enough... CUE FLASHBACK
0075658☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh I'm cool. Good ai skills Swiss
0075659☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But you see my fearsome teeth? And quite obviously impenetrable skin? You can't hurt the monster, and casting her back to the swamp only heals her
0075660☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The Swiss doesn't seem to desire the princess, he thinks she's a he... what real reason would he have to kill me? Maybe this could be used to the monster's advantage
0075661☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She will promise the Swiss knight a harem of Latina women and all the wealth of leaf land if he turns on the leaf king
0075662☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
My God! The monster has tricked me! For my sins I shall turn my trusted sword against myself! Goodbye world!
0075663☇+×
hDOxcjY:
The domain has been renewed for another year Lausers
0075664☇+×
hDOxcjY:
April 5th is Lausanonymous' birthday btw
0075665☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
happy belated birthday to us
0075666☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
i learned yesterday that my waist is 29 inch which explains why none of my pants fit
0075667☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
Sir Swede is dead only the monster remains. Sir Swiss do your duty
0075668☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Happy birthday Lausanonymous <3
0075669☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Just measured mine it's 26
0075670☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Happy birthday lausers
0075671☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So I throw my torch of great burning at the monster and watch it burn. Keep your dirty Roman women to yourself!
0075672☇+×
hDOxcjY:
It's crazy how every normie and their mother + dog is suddenly an expert in economics
0075673☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
swede are you a woman? that waist is crazy for a man
0075674☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
being in a democracy means everyone is an expert on politics, economics and policy
0075675☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
it is snowing outside
0075676☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
good work sir swiss
0075677☇+×
FGOxgzY:
No but I'm a small man
0075678☇+×
UTO0MDN:
With a van
0075679☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Saudi bro has officially abandoned us
0075680☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We were beaten by tea
0075681☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I also blame Barry's constant rudeness
0075682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe I'll try and get us some new friends
0075683☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys are you ready for world war 3?
0075684☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Canada is gonna get annex by the USA so leaf will get conscripted and sent to Iran
0075685☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede will be sent to Ukraine to get captured and sent to North Korea
0075686☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ironically after serving his time he will be offered a wife and a peaceful life to raise a family in best Korea
0075687☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf will get lost in the desert for 20 years living with the nomads
0075688☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Dire Wolves are real again
0075689☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
because we need more wolves
0075690☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
why is it that these wwIII fear mongers never seem to believe that the occidental will win dominantly
0075691☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
oh no war with Iran. Iran can't even beat israel what the fuck are they going to do against america
0075692☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
sweden can probably win a war against russia by itself
0075693☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
china seems intimidating until you realize that their allies are shit and they are economically reliant on america more than america is of china
0075694☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
also if ww3 is going to happen being swiss isn't going to save you, your ass is getting conscripted too
0075695☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Dire wolves were extinct for 10,000 years
0075696☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Iran has hyper sonic missiles, they are just waiting for nuke warheads
0075697☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sweden can't do shit. Most Swedes are soy boys and Ahmed is not fighting Russia for Sweden
0075698☇+×
UTO0MDN:
China will win just through the sheer number of drones
0075699☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Good luck stopping waves of millions of tiny drones with explosives
0075700☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will not be conscripted ;)
0075701☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And if shit hits the fan for real I have contingency plans to leave Europe
0075702☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
says the swiss
0075703☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What's the issue, in the lore I wrote for you guys you didn't die in a ditch from infection after getting shot in the ass
0075704☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Guys I propose we start calling Swiss Swissy
0075705☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can we call you Swedey?
0075706☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
cute, the gay couple are giving each other pet names
0075707☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
That's a terrible nickname Swissy
0075708☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
You missed the point of the joke
0075709☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Whatever fuck you Leaf
0075710☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
At least Barry might want to call him Swissy
0075711☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is now leafy
0075712☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I still haven't heard your world war 3 scenarios
0075714☇+×
DonkeyLips:
French Polynesia will invade Latvia
0075715☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Obviously
0075716☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Next question please
0075717☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Guys I'm uncovering a Ukrainian scammer at work who's trying to steal a whole rv lol... can I please post his instagram link?
0075718☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
ok barry now that you are here it is time to put your womanly insights to use
0075719☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
is swede's 26 waist crazy or am i nuts for getting hanged up on it
0075720☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thinking about it, it is wild
0075721☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think I wear 30 or 32 jeans
0075722☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Well you said youre 29 right?
0075723☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Your just trim boys that's ok
0075724☇+×
kTY1gDM:
You heard her boys I'm trim
0075725☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What does that even mean?
0075726☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm just going to be offended on your behalf
0075727☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, how rude!
0075728☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your welcome swedey
0075729☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry your world war 3 scenario was retarded and implausible
0075730☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was terrible and you should feel bad
0075732☇+×
hzY0QjZ:
I don't give a fuck
0075734☇+×
ZGOkRjY:
How is it offensive to tell someone they are trim?
0075735☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It means they aren't fat
0075736☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Couple of slim Jim's
0075737☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is the kind of rudeness that caused Saudi bro to abandon us
0075738☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>be on the bus
0075739☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>bunch of old ladies get on
0075740☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>not enough seats
0075741☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>big black woman is hogging two seats just for her self while yapping away on her phone on speaker mode
0075742☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>young white man gets up and offers his seat to old ladies
0075743☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>im not racist, just observervant
0075744☇+×
JWNkVmY:
Also I noticed, the fatter the person the more likely they are to be a useless piece of shit
0075745☇+×
FTZzUmN:
because swede is the thinnest of them all he has the best conscience
0075746☇+×
FTZzUmN:
good for you swede
0075747☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is the type of guy to give up his seat on the bus and help the old ladies with their bags
0075748☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Aw you guys are too sweet
0075749☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's so refreshing to hear Switzerland is also plagued with rude blacks
0075750☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Always give up your seats for others it's the only right answer
0075751☇+×
VTY1QzY:
How is that refreshing
0075752☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Very American of you Barry
0075753☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is the kind of guy to push an old lady aside to get to the seat first and steal her groceries
0075754☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea Barry how rude and racist of you
0075755☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Refreshing because Swiss deserves it
0075756☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I am a bitracist idk why you say it like it's new information
0075757☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss is the kind of guy who sucks other guys penises
0075758☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Barry is a homophile
0075759☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does it get you off to fantasize about me in homoerotic scenarios?
0075760☇+×
VTY1QzY:
It's not that you're racist
0075761☇+×
VTY1QzY:
It's that you're celebrating it
0075762☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Just cause you don't like Swiss
0075763☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't see the problem
0075764☇+×
VTY1QzY:
niggerlvoer confirmed
0075765☇+×
VTY1QzY:
I wonder how Barry will retaliate these accusatons
0075766☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry's favorite tv show episode: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2222259/
0075767☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Based of Barry's life of course
0075768☇+×
FTZzUmN:
is she part of the oppressive women or the gay blacks?
0075769☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Are you guys confused?
0075770☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is clearly from outer space and hates real women
0075771☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Barry the transgender nigger from outer space
0075772☇+×
kTY1gDM:
guys I got a movie idea
0075773☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Give us your pitch
0075774☇+×
kTY1gDM:
First we see a shot of Earth, and then pans to a ship
0075775☇+×
kTY1gDM:
It zooms in and we see the inside of the ship, a conference-ish room, a couple people are sitting at it
0075776☇+×
kTY1gDM:
at the end stands a transgender woman, who is introduced as Barry
0075777☇+×
kTY1gDM:
she points to a map of the earth and points at switzerland
0075778☇+×
kTY1gDM:
this is where they are going to attack
0075779☇+×
kTY1gDM:
by niggification
0075780☇+×
kTY1gDM:
then we get introduced to our hero Swiss
0075781☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Just a normal guy
0075782☇+×
kTY1gDM:
he also has friends from across the world such as Sweden and Saudi and Leaf
0075783☇+×
kTY1gDM:
together they will defeat the evil known as the Trans Retard Overlord Niggers
0075784☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/473894.gif
0075785☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Someone get this man a producer!
0075786☇+×
FTZzUmN:
transgender woman "she"
0075787☇+×
FTZzUmN:
with this level of writing I think i know who is going to win
0075788☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You're right the hollyjews made me do it I'm sorry
0075789☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your funding has been cancelled
0075790☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can thank leaf for crushing your movie making dreams
0075791☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Canadians are vicious and cruel people with good PR, every thinks they're nice and polite but we know the dark truth
0075792☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is why trump needs to make Canada the 51st state
0075793☇+×
FTZzUmN:
the swiss are exactly the same. vicious and cruel people with good PR, everyone thinks they're peaceful but we know the dark truth
0075794☇+×
FTZzUmN:
this is why france and germany need to divide switzerland up
0075795☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I went to my favorite Asian grocery store yesterday and I got so much cool stuff
0075796☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They have some crazy potato chip flavors over there I decided to try spicy crayfish and my son got some Naruto chips and lots of other little snacks
0075797☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mr Barry found some anime themed beer but I'm not gonna try it. One has mochi stuff in it and the other has bonito flakes that just sounds yucky
0075798☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's 1/4 japanese so I kept asking him what some of the Japanese labels said and we had a good laugh
0075799☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I got my pho spices though I'm gonna make some this week I'll share a picture of it
0075800☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
The Barry's are weaboos confirmed
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QmZ5YmN:
Barry what did you think of my movie idea
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QmZ5YmN:
do you support it?
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UTO0MDN:
Leaf we all know your words came from a place of anger and not truth
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UTO0MDN:
Barry is a Chinese sleeper agent confirmed
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UTO0MDN:
Double agent because you clearly work for the feds as well
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UTO0MDN:
Start a kickstarter swede
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DonkeyLips:
I don't like the movie if Swiss is the hero.
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DonkeyLips:
I'm also not a week boo but my husband actually looks like a blond nip. He's quite handsome
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UTO0MDN:
He looks like a blond nipple?
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DonkeyLips:
No faggot
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IDNmBDZ:
Have you never heard of Japanese people being called nips?
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IDNmBDZ:
I shouldn't even indulge right not but honestly you are not funny and someone needs to tell you
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UTO0MDN:
Why do you call Japanese people nipples?
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UTO0MDN:
Also, how rude!
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FTZzUmN:
is being called a nipple an insult? normal, erect or inverted which is the worst to be called?
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QmZ5YmN:
I'd be an erect nipple
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QmZ5YmN:
nevermind :(
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UTO0MDN:
What if you have a simple pimple on the dimple of your nipple?
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DonkeyLips:
See what I mean when I say you're not funny?
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DonkeyLips:
That was just dumb
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DonkeyLips:
And cringe
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DonkeyLips:
Nipple doesn't even rhyme with those words
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DonkeyLips:
It wouldn't have been funny even if it was spelled nimple
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UTO0MDN:
Now Nimple is just stupid. You'd have to be nimple brained to come up with something like that
You're subconsciously gonna start calling your nipples nimples now
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hDOxcjY:
Which one of you hacked 4chan?!
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hDOxcjY:
the soyjak losers are so cringe, the way they write is so forced, reminds me of end stage somethingawful/shitredditsays
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hDOxcjY:
their site is getting ddos'ed so hard write now it barely works
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hDOxcjY:
I've always what the side effect of pissing off every anon at the same time would be. I guess we will find out soon enough
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hDOxcjY:
https://www.soyjak.st/news/thread/4104.html
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UTO0MDN:
It was Barry of course
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UTO0MDN:
I have my popcorn ready for the unfolding events
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kTY1gDM:
I think the soyjak guys are pretty funny
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kTY1gDM:
the lingo I mean but idk if that came specifically from there
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FTZzUmN:
yeah it came from there or more accurately from the dead /qa/ board
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FTZzUmN:
i always knew that banning them would be bad
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FTZzUmN:
but apparently the jannies' accounts/emails(?) are .gov ones but im not sure
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FTZzUmN:
don't really care, haven't used the site in years
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hDOxcjY:
I think the owner is a ukie, so I kept posting pics of putin saying he's coming for you
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hDOxcjY:
I feel like it's an op
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hDOxcjY:
like some kind of revenge from USAID
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UTO0MDN:
Barry and her friends had the .gov addresses
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UTO0MDN:
Barry.boomer@cia.gov
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EmM1YzN:
Why are you so obsessed with me Swiss
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FTZzUmN:
its like an elementary school crush. the boys don't understand their feelings so tease the girls
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FTZzUmN:
very cute swiss
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DonkeyLips:
Aw how sweet.
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UTO0MDN:
Pointing out the crimes of a criminal is not an obsession
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UTO0MDN:
What new level of retardation is this?
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UTO0MDN:
I'm pretty sure leaf is in cahoots with Barry
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UTO0MDN:
Leaf could just be Barry pretending to be Canadian
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kTZ4EjZ:
I agree you seem a bit obsessed Swiss
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kTZ4EjZ:
also you're very defensive
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UTO0MDN:
Et tu swede?
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kTZ4EjZ:
oui
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UTO0MDN:
You can't expect much from some one who makes deals with witches
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DonkeyLips:
I've committed no crime
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DonkeyLips:
But the crime you committed is one against god and the Bible when you chose to be so gay
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UTO0MDN:
Can't resist talking about your homoerotic fanfiction huh?
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DonkeyLips:
I could say literally the same thing about you lol
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DonkeyLips:
You actually write homoerotic fanfic and Barry boomer, I'm just stating facts
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DonkeyLips:
About*
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UTO0MDN:
The is no sex in the Barry Boomer chronicles!
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UTO0MDN:
It is pulp cybernoir saga, where Barry Boomer must retrieve his stolen penis
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UTO0MDN:
There is no romantic subplot because Barry Boomer is too ugly to be loved
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UTO0MDN:
Even by the robogals
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UTO0MDN:
So, in your face
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kTY1gDM:
I just know Swiss was rock hard typing that
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kTY1gDM:
Nigga just give it up okay
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kTY1gDM:
Get your shit together
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UTO0MDN:
Stop thinking about my penis you pervert!
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UTO0MDN:
I'm just trying to make jokes in this chat and not get sexually assaulted, gosh!
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DonkeyLips:
Stop fantasizing about Swede sexually assaulting you
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DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/943386.jpeg
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DonkeyLips:
My son collected food for our family today
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DonkeyLips:
Hey Swiss you're older than me and you haven't reproduced what's up with that?
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UTO0MDN:
Stop fantasizing about what I fantasize about
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UTO0MDN:
You are so much older than me lol and i'll have children when I'm ready. Also modern women sre a mess and finding a good one in this day and age is near impossible
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UTO0MDN:
I don't want to get stuck dealing with gremlins and ogres from my step sister or bullshit like that
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UTO0MDN:
Don't you have taxes to pay so your government can go murder innocent women and children to make isreal happy?
