here listen to this you plebs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=962XTdK61A4
It's deathcore not death metal gosh
It was romantic he kept standing next to me and gave me a hug even at the end of the night
The rest is history
Within 10 months I was pregnant with our strong white son who's now a super cool dude
Barry fucks on the first date confirmed
didn't know you dropped your tinfoil george
I don't do that either Swiss why are you so determined to make me look bad
Is George back?
If that's you George you'd best behave yourself
Also Swiss to clarify for you, we weren't together for 10 months we had a woopsie early in our relationship
So we met in January, started seeing each other is September then had a baby the following august
But we knew we were soul mates before we ever got together. 14 years in September :)
Ya okay as if anyone belives that
I don't care if you don't
Well don't be rude to me!
Ok then I'll be rude back
idiot? you censored idiot? thats idiotic
DONT SAY B*D WORDS :ANGRY:
damn barry be calling her son a woopsie
A good accident
Was still not intended
Considering I was inky 18
Is your sons name Whoopsie Boomer?
How do we incorporate this into the Barry Boomer lore?
We're going to have to brainstorm this one guys
Leave him out of this or I will actually track you down and kill you
Because you're the real fed and you want me to say something else
It makes sense that lausanon is a place for anyone to come express anything regardless of their beliefs etc just be respectful
Because the real feds are working undercover or whatever
Idc they're my friends at least
Mfw I actually think I have friends> :/
>it's a trap
your meds schizo
Who are these "friends"?
Are they in the room with us right now?
No I smoked weed again sorry
I think I meant you're a fed but you're my friend
Idk let's move on
That's the fun thing about weed though I've been doing it for 25 years and I always get a surprise set of emotions and feelings
Speaking about weed I want to make a video where I smoke weed with a little monkey
Just get a mirror
Oh snap! Got'em!
That's animal abuse do not do that you'll go to jail
Monkeys are not people
Aren't you too old for monkey business?
Bah dun tishhhh
That was awful and I should be ashamed
swedes are evil
Swiss you're not funny
Also swede if you partake in animal cruelty I will find you and slap you silly
Sorry I'm not as funny as your face
I don't think so buster
My feelings are hurt
so a friend of mine keepa borrowing money from me, its getting more frequent, how do i know he gotten into drugs?
i like helping friends but it doesn't seem be helping he if he keeps asking
next time i might actually ask directly what happening in his life
Don't give them any money are you thick?
Back when I was getting wiser about how my sister used money and when I realized why she was asking I'd go pay for things for her instead of giving her money
Like I kept her lights on most months but I'd pay the pud
i respect that
idk barry if someone asks for like 10$ every month or so it doesn't seem that alarming
but when it happened like 3 times it got me feeling iffy
also i could be in bad situation and a bit of money could come a long way
Have you suggested he get a job?
Tell him no next time, if he loses his shit then you should be suspicious
Yeah when I started telling her no and she's flip shit and accuse me of not caring about my nieces I knew my suspicions were correct
Then the girls have told me about several times she'd take them grocery shopping and try to steal a cart of food and freak out on the store clerks
And accuse them of raysizm. She would say things like "my kids shouldn't suffer because you wanna be annoying"
Isn't stealing legalized now in the USA?
Why aren't you just going out and raiding your local Walmart?
its legalized in california
not all of america although i don't know about portland
I don't shop at Walmart that's where poor people go
I don't know that last time I went to a Walmart
And yes stealing is not a crime cops will pursue for if the loss doesn't exceed $900
So why aren't you out there getting us "free" gifts Barry?
It's like you don't care about us at all...
Why do you hate us Barry?
Also a bunch of slack jawed lurkers in this chat
What the fuck
Who posted a link
don't be shy say something
They're all gone
there was a bunch of new people here so someone must have posted a link to a site
and when i say someone i mean you swiss
swiss why did you do that
It wasn't me this time
I blame Barry though
I would never post a link to here I've aired too much of my life
Someone would know it's me
What dumpster fire have you walked yourself into today Barry?
A meeting at work at 7:30 am
But I get off an hour early so it's cool and I'm off tomorrow so meet here at 7pm your time and we'll discuss out plans for world domination
How about you guys
Hawaii is burning speaking of dumpster fires
What did Hawaii ever do to you?
And I've heard it's very overrated due to the tourism
A zoomer girl I work with just said "it's like hot in here but literally like cold air"
It's weird to work with people born after 9/11
They will never know the thrill of watching a Boeing smash into a skyscraper and it shows
Live on tv
I remember that morning like it was yesterday
it really is a shame i never got to see all those people die
It would have given you a new appreciation for life as it is. Or was
That was when I started waking up and getting red pulled kinda, it sparked my interest in conspiracies
Also take a joke
Wow, Barry telling some one to take a joke
>she believes planes actually hit the twin towers
I don't know why I come here anymore
just to suffer
I've been trapped by a Swiss person who's race and height I can't be sure of
What has become of my life
You are here forever
We all are
You're a satanist
my basement got slightly flooded
apperently the rain is going to get worse so its probably going to flood again
How dare you
Satanist are losers
You can have a pool party in your basement!
Invite some hot girls over and have some maple beer with them
Maple beer sounds disgusting
Leaf you said you're moving to Toronto soon right? Are your parents selling your house?
yeah but next summer
~I know what you're doing next summer
Figure out the reference/joke
The movie I know what you did last summer?
Do you guys wanna see something that pisses me off super bad?
~resisting urge to make joke~
Also Barry is a Boomer confirmed
I bet leaf and saudi bro have never heard about I know what you did last summer
what do you think i did last summer
The corporation that owns this land behind my house let their thistle get so bad it's actually ruined a few days of summer
But they went in and mowed what they could use for hay and made $ from it
But didn't bother with the fucking thistle
The little white fluffies fly all over and some days absolutely destroy my pool
Saudi bro I bet last summer you played on the internet a lot
Also look at the blackberries going fucking crazy trying to come into my yard!!!
Also note how well my tomatoes are growing
hydro owns the field outside our house and they cut it consistantly and lets people expand their yards out into thier land
that makes our corpo better than yours barry
Set it on fire and blame client change
Yeah that's arson we have a pretty competent forensic team with our local fire department idk if I'd get away with that
And leaf will you ask them if they are looking to acquire more properties in America?
It's just so rude to let invasive weeds take over the land it's so ugly too
They should just give it to me and also a lot of money
I'm just going to throw a bunch of garbage back there
I already throw my dogs poop out there when I scoop the yard
Tell them your sister did it while high on crack
If they send her to jail you can solve two problems with one stone
Also don't give Barry any money, it should be me who receives the money
Also Barry has a literal shit lawn
Grow some weed on the land and sell it at the farmer's market and say it's artisanal and hike up the prices
You can even call one of the strains "dog's breath"
Jeez Barry I'm so great at solving your problems and you're so ungrearful all the time
I bet you haven't even started writing the book
I don't have a shit lawn because I scoop it all and throw it in the field
And also shut up you can't have any of my money
Idk how to write
We know Barru, we know
There is some crazy ass thunder today, like bombs being exploded above my head
I was literally like wtf when I heard the first one this morning, it was loud and unexpected
Its not even raining
Kinda sounds like jets breaking the sound barrier
I love thunderstorms
there was a thunderstorm 2 days ago
I remember the t storm is texas was the craziest storm I've ever seen
It was like shaking windows and stuff and very low lighting strikes
Guys my husband has been reading a lot on the day stormer and he's been so mean and hypercritical of me since he started its very weird
Not really looking for advice just perspective maybe
And he's been saying things for about two weeks now about how stoked he is for his young friend at work because his girlfriends dad owns a major logging company locally and her dad owns a Cessna
He keeps saying things like he wishes his friend would marry her already and get her pregnant etc.. it's just weird
I felt so secure for a long time and now not so much. Like the other day I bragged about being with him for 14 years and now realizing he probably has no intention of ever marrying me
I'm just kinda sad. As if I need any fucking boyfriend issues I'm 32 god damn year old this shit is ridiculous
But it's been a black pill. If any of you guys come from wealth you're lucky. I come from a shit hillbilly town and grew up in a manufactured house and my family has severe generational mental health issues. I was probably stupid to think he ever would marry me
Wait, I thought you were married?
I'm very confused
Make it in confusing Barry
We're like common law married we haven't had a ceremony
No documentation but we've shared an address for so long the state sees us as married
And it also feels disrespectful to call him my boyfriend because clearly it's more than that
I thought anyway
What if he's just waiting for our boy to turn 18 and then just leave me and do all the things he wanted to before we had a baby?
And now I'm realizing we haven't even spoken about what we want to do after the next 5 short years when our kid reaches adulthood
I'm really questioning my reality this morning
Have you tried talking to him about this?
He's been very unreasonable when I try
He has a very short fuse which makes it difficult
Like it's to the point when I ask what I should make for dinner he says "I don't ducking give a shit"
My existence suddenly just angers him. I'm not saying I'm perfect or anything like that but it just sucks that I have to walk on eggshells suddenly to avoid making him mad
i don't know what to say. sorry but im not exactly an expert on marriage
but i think its fine... I mean he stuck with you through all your sister shit right? if he was going to leave he would have done so earlier
(not going to say anything on the devil number)
As for his work friend, sure it could be that hes projecting himself on him but maybe hes just happy for him
seal the deal while you still can
and for your marriage ceremony men (at least I) don't really care about the paper work and fancy ceremonial parties
its been 14 years a bit awkward to do it all now
finally for his attitude. no he shouldn't be treating you like that however you do have to communicate with him about this
show that he has a tendency to give you lip anytime hes angry. i don't know buy a punching bag with your sister's face on it so whenever he wants to yell have him hit her instead
The context he brings it up is always prefaced by being envious of her rich dad though
He is in pain and does not know how to express it
So that's weird
I guess he must be idk. I do everything I can for this man to make him happy
Give him some space
Make him miss you a bit so he can remember what he has to lose
He does get space though he goes out with his friends every Friday after work, fishing, movies all without me
It's just become impossible to please him and it's making my heart kinda sink
Stop trying to please him
That's not in my nature
I'm sure I've hit the wall and he's aware and just unhappy. I know I'm not happy with having to take in a bunch of kids this isn't what it was supposed to be like
In other news, these are the kind of people I'm forced to interact with daily
We never accepted coins at the machines or in a drive up machine
Have you tried taking mdma together?
One time we did and it was cut with pipers so I almost had to go to the hospital it was scary
I wouldn't do street drugs anymore everything has fentanyl in it anymore
We do shrooms every once in a while and that's nice but last time we were on different planes because he got hammered first and I was afraid of electronics and wanted to chill with the dogs
I don't know what to tell you
Idk either. Just venting
I think he wants me to be someone I'm not and it just makes me sad
Who does he want you to be?
Maybe your sister over dosed him on red pills
Have you considered beating the shit out of her and other forms of violence on your sister to feel better?
It would be very cathartic
I do think part of it is resentment towards me for my family
But I can't control what they do I don't even talk to my sister anymore at all because I cant think of anything nice to say
Go on a vacation together
Go jet skiing
That sounds like fun
But I got home today and he's shit faced and I said I wanted to hang out tonight maybe and he just said oh and kept drinking... so lol yay me
It's probably me
I'm not as pretty as I used to be. Idk what to do about that. If I look too pretty I'm accused of going on a date or something and if I look like shit (a mom) I just look like shit
Muslims have always been right if I had been born Muslim my life would be so much better
I think I've unknowingly been untruthful with you all, I don't think he loves me. I trapped him when we were young by accident and he's being the good guy by living it out
That's just an emoji I'm not salting anything
Oh wow pepper works
Start working out
My work out is managing toddler tantrums
I feel like I've ran a mile after every one of her freak outs. But I have been thinking about doing Pilates I've never tried it and it's pretty low impact
So my knee won't fuck up
Ditch the toddlers and manage yourself
But she needs help
You need help
ok lets talk something else
our fire alarm lost battery and the first thing we did was replace it
annoying as shit
What else would you have done?
a good portion of african americans don't do it
its actually a thing
That's not new information leaf
Sounds like you were prepared to listen to the beeps too based on your complaint
If there's an annoying issue that can easily be fixed then fix it
Sometimes all you need is a new battery
Btw you're speaking with a seasoned American I'm not unaware of much
You guys have fire alarms?
Yeah you don't?
They're called smoke detectors
Barry, when ever a girlfriend constantly looks at me like she wants something
Rather than just be chill and do nothing I get annoyed and act a bit like your husband
If we start associating you with a job/obligation/chill breaker than we just start avoiding you just for some peace
I don't know if that makes sense
You know that feeling with you get with some friends when it seems like they only talk to you when they want something?
Which makes sense but I don't feel like that's how I am. I think just having our lives taken over by forces out of our control has been a big strain on our relationship
It's hard also because we don't really get to do anything together because we don't have anyone to take the toddler overnight, nobody wants to deal with her bc she's such a nightmare
> by forces out of our control
> choosing to adopt a couple of burdens that will resent you and look at you with disdain in the future
You are clearly incapable of civilzing her
what are you implying swiss, that they should have left them on the street?
Give them to cps
The kids are clearly ungrateful
the older kids seem to be fine. from what barry has to say they have their ups and downs
the toddler is just doing toddler things
Nothing about this is fine
but barry should have the older ones take care of the toddler just as much as her. as the older siblings its their responsiblity as well
They need to feel like there will be real but fair consequences for their actions
not saying the situation is ideal but you got to steer the ship the best you can
If not they will treat you like a push over
Barry's choice, the ungrateful kids or her husband
Which will she choose?
Can't have both
whatever, we really are only gussing what is going on in that house neither of us know the really situation
Why don't you adopt the toddler?
I'm not adopting any of them
Cps would have split them up and sent the oldest to a girls group home for teens in eastern Washington, and the two littler ones would also have been separated
It's far less traumatic for them to be with me, and so we're clear my husband and I are not splitting over it
And it's safer with us and we mostly have the means to provide for them
With regard to behavior, the toddler has had such severe exposure to hard drugs I honestly think she's just damaged but it will take a few years to determine the extent
Like she did cocaine more times than I have in my life in her first few months alive
The girls have told me horrible stories about watching her go through fentanyl withdrawal while she was in diapers
The 10 year old is incredibly talented and well behaved and smart, oldest is one of those eat hot chips and lie girls but it's been her conditioning
And my son is perfect and white and also very intelligent
"For better or worse" and we're surviving but that doesn't go without some tribulations but you wouldn't know Swiss because you break up with every girlfriend you get!!
good idea swiss leaf should adopt the toddler
Plot twist: leaf and Swiss get married and adopt a black baby
No gay couples have ever done that
I complain a lot but I've gotten much more astute about predicting and preventing her tantrums, what was most difficult was thinking what worked with my kid would work for a crack baby
And jeez was I wrong. Think of the most entitled person you know and double it, you have a drug baby
Now I'm trying to explain to the oldest that you can't just hit a person if they don't like you or say bad things and I kid you not she did the clap talk thing to me
I hate America
I would have slapped her across the face after the first clap
Then I would say, when you clap like that you get clapped
I heard African Americans don't understand empathy
So teaching them stuff like that is hard
Also incapable of complex thoughts
Like if you ask them, "how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning" and they reply "what do you mean, I did it breakfast"
And you say "but what if you didn't?" And then they look at you confused and annoyed and repeat "I ate breakfast this morning"
Swiss you can slap me
They do and they don't seem to carry those traits it's weird
Idk how to explain it. The 10 year old is very empathetic and so sweet and thoughtful
The oldest one is to an extent. She will do something wrong and have it explained to her and I'm like ok this is why you can't xyz or give me your phone and she'll say "but what did I do I didn't do anything"
Some people don't know the difference between manipulation and true empathy
She's more manipulative for sure
Those people usually get taken advantage of by sociopaths
So she a psychopath?
But also if I get pissed enough she will sit and think for a minute and come apologize
Thanks for unintentional confirming my point
I wish i explained it better
she's thinking about if apologizing will benefit her or not, it's not sincere in the slightest
Because they are half white they have conflicting traits
Your sister didn't have the best traits to begin with...
No it is, mind you this is a child I've been involved with since she was born it's not like they randomly dropped in my lap last year
I used to hangout with sociopaths/psychopaths so I know all the tricks they play
They despise their mother also, she's fucked them up so bad
The only thing that will help those kids is intense cognitive behavioral therapy
At that point they will just be domesticated sociopaths
She told me the whole story of how her mom died last year, which is why they're with me
They've had it really bad it almost made me cry because I couldn't imagine dealing with that
She could only be saved by intravenous narcan I wish they hadn't thought of that
It's not an excuse, I had a hard up bringing and I know kids who have had it worse who are not sociopaths
We need to stop protecting the undesirables
My life would be so much easier without her
They should legalize all the hard drugs but if you over dose no one will come to save you
But I do have empathy so I think of the kids and how hard it was when my mom died even at 29 it's sad
The problem will solve itself
Don't legalize it just stop responding to overdose calls
They'd have so much more time for everyone else who legit needs help
Imagine having your empathy weaponized against yourself
Yeah idk I can't help it
If I wasn't the way I am I'd probably have turned them away a long time ago and she even reminded me last night she's got it pretty good here even though I'm stressed out and mad most of the time
Must be better than getting hit in the face when you're in trouble or watching your parents tweak out for days on end
If empathy can be taught then I'm doing it right now
>it's summer time
>parents barely let me leave our tiny stinky filthy apartment because they're sleeping for days from meth crash
>they wake up, realize they're out of drugs
>chaos, fighting, police eventually show up
>"we won't take daddy to jail if you stay in this shelter for women and don't go back to him"
>shelter for women is filled with drug addicts and their spawn
>mommy gets a pill, eats it before showering
>hearing strange noises and eventually mommy falls in the bathroom
>there's no narcan in the bag fuck fuck fuck splash her face with water
>tell staff at shelter, they save her/call 911
>they're all mandated reporters, so now we have a "friend" from cps giving us a safety plan to NOT be taken away
>tfw mommy just loves drugs so much we got taken anyway :(
Many such cases, and you wouldn't believe how many chances the parents are given to recover. They get all their services for free and they still refuse to cooperate
There's a specific law that says cps must give parents a list of resources to get better but nothing is court mandated until like one year. It's a painfully slow and unnecessary process
And statistically speaking, children often don't benefit from unless they're being like sexually or physically abused
Swiss if you don't mind me asking, do you have young family members? What would you do? Not be empathetic?
Leaf has a nephew correct? Saudi has mentioned a younger brother? I'm sure anyone in my shoes would rather take in their own family then have them sent away
And in my case they COULD have been sent to the black grandma, which her crimes against me have not even been discussed here yet. I couldn't imagine
There's my book go publish it
What should the title be?
I keep a healthy distance between me and most of my family
They always complain, nag or just ruin things
The masochistic adventure of Barry
I do too now, but back when my sister was normal and still my friend we agreed to have our kids raised as friends so I've always been close to my nieces
The subtitle should be, Everything bad that happens to Barry is Barry's fault
This is not my fault you fuck head
You're literally getting cucked by your sister
Gross don't say that word when you're talking about kids
Getting cucked is literally raising someone else's kids
Barry the cuckhold
You aren't getting it I don't think
Sure im raising her kids because kids need raised but they're going to be better off for it and that's what matters
The proper term is cuckquean
Lol the jokes write themselves
You're probably not even laughing out loud
You probably have a mean face
In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to females who are investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own. Similar prying within a family is called wittoldry. The term is derived from Early Modern English dating back to AD 1562.
So are you saying I should have let them go into foster care to strangers houses to avoid being called a word?
Also I'm going to find you. One day you will be approached by a strange looking woman and be slapped and she'll walk away. It's going to be me
You could have gone further back and beat the shit out of your sister the first time you caught her doing hard drugs
At this point you're so far down the fractal of bad decisions I doubt there is anyway back
I beat the shit out of her for acting like a nigger and it didn't work then
Why would I do it when she's in the throes of addiction?
To your point though if I see her again I will beat the shit out of her and so will my husband
You didn't beat hard enough
It's probably because you have weak girly hands
It's long overdue. And we've been practicing we got a bag thingy
Don't break your wrists lol
Probably. You should see my scar from a boxer's fracture I had to have two surgeries when I broke it
My fifth? Metatarsal was completely shattered they basically puzzled it back together and I had two plates and 9 screws
Weak girly hands confirmed
Because I had a bad temper in high school and some kid turned his head while I was punching so I got him in the back of the head
Also let's not forget the world of the day "cuckquean"
Nobody is laughing at that word it looks awkward
Ok Cuck Queen
That's also stupid and you can't hurt my feelings
I need to turn this word into a meme
Show me when you're done
I believe it's "her turn" to her t cucked
I'm going to start a revolution of men cucking their girlfriends
Forcing them to watch in a corner
No you aren't I've seen how few followers you have
They kinda did that in their halo Tv series
They made master chief cuck Cortana
They even forced Cortana to watch
I didn't even know there was a halo series that's weird
It was weird
That sounds like a show for perverts
That's what happens when you let women and soyboys in the writers room
Sounds like you watched it though
I didn't pay for it ;)
So you illegally downloaded a show for perverts?
Idk what's worse
It's legal here lol
I need to keep my eye on American degeneracy so I can protect myself from it
SO you went out of your way to download show for perverts?
You're a pervert!
The west coast is Sodom and the East cost is Gamorrah
I stream, not download
Also don't forget
And what is it they keep in your country? The big atom thingy?
Why did i forget that word
To let demons in or something like that
That's entirely your fault and yours alone
The large Hardon collider ;)
Ooooh not only is to demonic but it sounds gay too
Way to go Swiss
You have fun sword fighting your demons and unleashing them on earth
The only demons are in America
Literal portal to hell
But the portal is in Switzerland
Don't believe go drive around San Fran
You'll see hell on earth right there
Literally, they built it for that
No, major cities in America are the toilets for your demons
The ones you see camping outside are the turds
You say this like I'm unfamiliar with the cities but I've seen it gradually get worse and worse
I've been to San Francisco
And Portland, even Salt Lake City had an underbelly
I'm not blind you asshole
You're probably a demon
Prove you're not a demon
I accept the lord and savior Jesus Christ into my heart
Something really creepy just happened I'm completely serious
I'm not even going to acknowledge it beyond this
You're fucking haunted though I will say that much
And Jesus is my lord and savior
Jesus who? Your gardener?
You need to be specific demon
The power of Christ compels you
I found a video of Swiss
The girl upstairs is crying
What did you do Barry?
Oh wow, she's really sobbing
Go comfort her with your dick
what do you mean "no" you know that dick is the solution for all women's problems
now be a man and comfort her with your cock
My dick has high standards
Its not for any jane, jill or jenny
If she's crying she needs it
Thats not my problem
Evidently it is if you have to listen to it
Guys it's over 100 degrees Fahrenheit outside today it's awful
Please use a real measurement
I found a baby snake also
It was like 4 inches Fahrenheit
Idk how to convert to Celsius
He's so cute
Are you going to eat it?
I would never eat a predator you should know this about me
my mother has been raising monarch butterflies
3 out of 4 all totally fine but the last one was born without a fourth wing which makes it impossible for it to fly
its probably not going to last the night
Leaf is part of MKUltra and the CIA confirmed
That's a very cool hobby and also very sad I'm so sorry for the little guy :(
Why do I feel like it was your fault?
Also can we not forget our new favorite word, "cuckquean"?
We should all use it in a sentence
Like "I heard that they call Barry the cuckquean of Washington"
Now you guys try
You're fucking annoying sometimes
And you also must be a shitty person if you would leave kids on their own if you had the means to care for them
Because you care so much about a word
You're evil because you're subverting natural selection
You are enabling demons
But what do you expect from a cuckquean?
What do you mean about natural selection?
What does it have to do with me and what is evil about taking care of kids?
God you're so rude
Why do you enjoy being such a faggot to me? And why does the conversation here have to revolve around your thoughts? Leaf wanted to talk about butterflies if way rather do that than continue to be insulted
To Americans saying the objective reality is rude lol
What's funny is the demon spawn inspire most of my bants
I guess it's kind of noble to sacrifice and ruin your life for children who will be forever ungrateful and will give you nothing but disdane in the future
From now on, no more talk of the demon spawn
Or else the ridicule will intensify
I think that's fair
Im gonna take a break for a few days guys
Ok good riddance maybe someone else wants to explain what exactly he mean because I don't understand
hes just disappointed of his own life. he needs to take things out on you for having a family
Yeah in my experience speculating on things you have zero experience with doesn't make it an objective reality
I also m curious why he thinks the kids will despise me and are ungrateful like he knows them lol
listen to how he talks about his own parents
when he does talk he doesn't seem to hold his parents in high regard
haven't seen saudi in a long time
the butterfly flew away. can't fly high but can manage to get around
That's good do you have a picture?
Did your mom find monarch chrysalis' or was this like a planned project?
I've only seen a few actual monarchs in my life so this is kind of inspiring
I know where to find Saudi I'll check in
don't check on me smh
heres one of the normal butterflies https://fading.blue/u/274236.jpg
this one is the one without the fourth wing https://fading.blue/u/274200.jpg
My mom has plants that attract monarchs where they lay eggs
Are those on oriental lilies?
no they are a type of milky weed
Those are pretty too does she use them in landscaping or what?
no they are in pots there isn't space in the garden for them
what a creep
Also I'm enjoying the mild conversation
I'm willing to forgive him if he comes back
Should he choose violence again I have no choice but the fly to Switzerland and slap him straight in the face
His bants go too far
Or at least what he calls bants
so rude of you
No not at all I have to stand up for myself against bullies
I've missed you saudi man
i didn't miss you because i check every day
but i have nothing to say
my basement smells moldy
Go bleach it
swede come over and eat the mold out of my house
bonus points if you kill the woodpecker eating away at the side of our house
What kind of mold
posion gas and a hazmat suit. end of conversation
God damn wildfire smoke has finally descended upon us here in my area
I thought we were gonna be safe this summer
what is this place?
Laus anonymous dot com
im done with this
Goodbye saudi friend
He's on to greener pastures
I'm feeling the same kinda, can Barry just be deleted and I don't come back?
I feel like I've been a human experiment online
nah im just being bitch and if im actually leaving i will leave a positive message instead of that emo bullshit
anything can be deleted barry
as you can see swiss deleted himself
I guess I hurt his feelings but he kept calling me evil and saying my kids hate me and it's not true
It didn't feel like banter after a few messages
yeah i think he realized it too
the cunt is taking time off to reflect on his cunt ways
in other news finished my final for my summer class
What was your score?
And he isn't a cunt I just don't think he's a parent maybe we'll never know what was stuck up his ass that day
don't have my mark yet.
Which one of you sent a massive fraudulent message to the people at my credit union you're literally ruining my day
swiss strikes again
No Swiss actually called me today at work
He had a crazy story, he had to flee the area and move to Orlando because he was being nocturnally raped by a ghost
He told me his bowel movements are now 3 inches wide when before the ghost rapes they were never wider than 1/4 inch
And the ghosts have been shooting guns at him and his family and throwing apples in his yard
Anyway he needs a loan to replace his computer that he couldn't take with him to Orlando. He needs this for his business
And he can't wait to go to Disney world and get drunk and ride rollercoasters
^actual conversation I had with a person today
I love that he puts the apples alongside the ghost bucking him and shooting at his family
did the drugs you two talked about finally get to swiss?
The neighbors performing rituals have pirate flags at their driveway
And he is seeing pirate flags all over Florida (Tampa Bay buccaneers)
He's being targeted!
I'm recounting my conversation with the crazy guy aka Swiss
He was fucking nuts
However I do need Swiss to come back I need free tech advice
Maybe one of you can answer this
so the fraud thing I mentioned the other day is massive actually
A member got a phone call and it said to press "1" so he did and suddenly they had access to his online banking
can malware be installed that way? How could they get remote access that way?
They had like full access and changed contact info and sent themselves money through Zelle
so swiss took a break from chatting to getting scammed
karma is cathartic
My son turns 13 today I feel like I could cry
And we have a thunderstorm it's nice to watch first thing in the morning
tell him i said happy birthday
Also I think it's very cool that hulk hogan did the jre podcast
If only you guys knew what it was like to be a kid in the 90s
Like touchscreens were a far away thought for me back then
We had a phone on the wall and the cord was stretched about 20 feet
When we got a cordless phone I would walk as far outside my house as possible just to see what happened. I didn't know if I'd blow up or anything
we get it you're old
repainted the dryed paint around the windows. praise me
No you called me old
happy birthday to your son
good job canada
when is swiss coming back? hes bants added spice to this place
He is probably waiting for someone to say just that
We all miss him it's true
Come on back swiss I'm sorry I said faggot
What are you testing
Swiss in disguise
after taking a shower a big spider ran into my shirt
took 10 minutes to figure out whether it still was in their or not
Why didn't you just take the shirt off and shake it around?
nah the shirt was on the ground
and i did shake it but nothing came out and that freaked me out
Spiders are friends
spiders are yucky
my cat disappered again
a graco killed a sparrow by pecking at its neck
it's sos hot
should have worn the shirt to become spiderman
Really screwed the pooch on that one leaf
Kids are back to school let's see which one of them fucks something up today lol
And I almost forgot to tell you guys!!!
Last Friday the cops ended a car chase in the parking lot of my work and made us lock down the building because they had like 8 cops with ar-15s out it was crazy
thats a hell of a thing to forget
was there a shoot out? or did the criminal give in like a pussy?
hell probably was swiss thats why hes been gone
No shoot out but it was pretty annoying to be locked in the building because police don't trust themselves not to make civilians collateral damage
my cat still hasn't come home
im thinking one of you took her
I'm the animal whisperer she is probably on a cross country expedition to find me
Swiss we love you and miss you come back
I would say if you come back I'll post tits but I have no idea what red does with his fading.blue stuff that kinda freaks me out
i had the worst dream
don't remember much but i will try to give my best explanation
it was me with 5 other girls and we wanted to have sex.
now there is a spot in my memory but for some reason the 5 girls left to get ready
the next scene i remember is this other girl lying next to me asking for sex but i said no because apperently she was made of poison and if i stuck my dick in I die
then i woke up
6 girls all wanted my dick and i didn't get to stick it in any of them
everytime I have these types of dreams where im about to fuck some girl, just before i consummate the act I wake up
why is it that even in my dreams i could never end my virginity? what is my subconcious telling me?
its not fucking fair
Girls are made of poison though you should be cared what you put your dick in
its fine i had a dream where i put my dick in a girl it felt like i put it needless
and i think agter that dream i started getting dream sex scenes
another dream to put it in persepective
i was hitting it off with this thick aunty milf, which is weird because i don't have such fetishes but whatever. anyways i had everything prepared with candles lit and everything
and right when we were about to do it, a robotic morty from rick & morty bust through the door and said:
"oh jeez.. oh jeez. sorry wrong door" then he left. after that everything went to black and i woke up
like what the fuck
my subconscious cucks me
He was having a dream about me, the thick auntie milf
Aw how sweet
you just made it super weird
this was before i met you
You're weird saudi
Wanna know what's cool?
My cubicle at work is right next to my manager's so I get to hear everyone's dramatic stories when they go in there and whine
You should get your cat one if those tracking devices for her collar and see where exactly she goes
Or get it and say it's a gift for your dad
thank god i don't have to worry about peoples birthdays
my dad is 69. you're not aloud to make jokes about that
arabs don't do anything on birthdays?
nah except for thoses who copy the west
i don't personal know any of them so thats good
You're so much younger than me but your dad is older than my dad
Probably in way better shape though my dads a pretty bad alcoholic
Happy bday leaf dad
All of my smoke detectors went off at 4 am in the dot today and there was no smoke it was weird
I blame Swiss because he isn't here
Also blame my sister for existing
What is this
Who are you and what bring you here
had to replace the batteries of my smoke detector a couple days ago
the batteries died because of swiss and my cat not being here
and your sister for existing
Okay but how would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning
I don't really like eating first thing in the morning
I'm making musubis today for kids lunches are you guys proud
the last time i had sushi i vomitted, so no, im not proud
It's not sushi
um yeah it is. google it
but it looks good. never had spam before
How are you Japanese but never had spam?
My surgery will cost $27000, insurance covers $20k
Thanks a lot Obama
It's in 9 days I'm getting scared
where i can't do anything to help but i can tell you good luck
Send me $6000
$6457 exactly actually
ask saudi he probably has a nice job now
Saudi can you please send me $
the best part of uni is seeing all the hot girls walk around. everything else is shit
You don't feel fulfilled by getting good grades and stuff? Learning?
hardly pay attention to what grades i get and everything I "learn" goes in one ear and out the other
they cram to much for anything to stick
Why go then?
why go leaf?
for me because i had no other option i guess
but honestly i didn't even look for anything else
super gay i know
i just wanted to go fucking outside
not looking for anyother option is me
oh i have a presentation next week, great
What are you presenting
presentation about how asian women are superior to ahite women
personality wise sure but on physical attraction whites take it
It's subjective right?
I still have a celebrity crush on gong yoo so I can't say you're wrong but he's like.. brad Pitt gorgeous imo
how can you be so wrong leaf smh
korea men take the cake for sure
nah thats full homo. I was going to say korean men look like they got no testosterone but then i remembered korean zombie exists
all the attractive asians look the same or at least have the same haircut. whites have more variety
okay nerd you got a point, also caring about how testosterone a man has is super homo
but saying "korea men take the cake for sure" isn't?
we all know the 'cake' is in reference to yourself
im not a cake leaf im some terrible food they feed to prisoners
you are tge cake
Don't talk down about yourself young man
Also Swiss is summoned by the og barry if this doesn't work that means he hates us
Clearly your kids need you Swiss come home from the milk store please
stay hard swiss
nothing homo about staying hard
stay hard barry
my nose is runny
It's going around 3/6 of my house has had some kind of virus in the last week or so
Take oregano oil
i had a virus too but it wasn't much it went away after a couple of days
maybe it wll comeback and hit harder who knows
My family is getting hit with another virus now right before my god damned surgery tomorrow
im pretty much out of it now
good luck barry you're going to need it
I will be fine
I'm at the hospital now guys eeek
And someone seriously brought a whiny little fucking kid
my dad went to the hospital too. apperently there is a 10% chance of prostate cancer
they had to stick a figure up his ass lol
i was told by someone they do that to test stuff, thats why im never getting shit tested
why they do that?
an enlargened prostate is a sign of cancer
men don't need to be checked until we are in our 60/70s i think
Oh dead prayers to your dad that could be bad leaf I'm sorry
40 years is the earliest recommended to get checked
My surgery went well the tumor was 3x as large as originally thought but nothing like prostate cancer. Hope for the best leaf
The nurses gave me my phone back while I was on anesthesia sorry leef I didn't mean dead prayers I meant oh dear*
Also it doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer either. One way or another I wish him the best
The purpose of a finger in the ass is to feel for the enlarged prostate Saudi bro if you care about yourself you should start having phyicals every year and at 40 they start sending you to gay doctors to have them inspect the prostate
"you should start getting bum fingered by gay doctors every year"
If you don't have older men in your family who've had it you probably aren't at risk anyway
well i have a presentation in 30 min
how did it go leafer
i made sure it was as boring as possible so no one would bother to ask questions and it worked
back poland i guess smh
i didn't know leaf was japanese
kawaii desu ne leaf sama
fk should have use kun
its been a week and im still sick
one of you is to blame
i should ask, your problem fixed with the tumor gone?
I can feel a difference, I didn't realize how much it was impacting my life in small ways but today is by far the worst pain I've had since surgery
They made 4 incisions and each one hurts on its own I can't even cough or clear my throat without pain
Strep throat is going around. Did you try the oregano oil like I said?
take a cold shower leaf
eat a load
That was one of the most gay recommendations I've ever heard
Eat a load? Stay hard?
THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS?
eat a load = eat alot
i eat alot when i get sick
and it seems to help
maybe placebo idk
swiss made a post here in my dream
i would call you gay for dreaming for another man to return but i had the same dream
We need him back
My wrist is super swollen like an inch from where they had one of my iv's it's freaking me out and it hurts
And the pain from my incisions keeps waking me up at night. It's almost 3 am :'(
that not good. put some ice on it
i can't handle spicy food
i can handle the heat butmy stomach can't handle it
I love spicy food
its entirely green
lol not anymore
had to ruined leafer huh?
don't worry im back to being green
Do you guys think Swiss has checked any of our posts or even misses us?
well the site is still up so swiss hasn't 100% abandoned us just not posting anymore
at least thinking there are the same person
if they aren't... purpleswiss is the big gay
i haven't seen a swiss id in a long time so no i don't think he has returned
so most likely doesn't miss us
i had a dream where swiss came back to respond to these messages and called me a fag for them
Maybe you guys need to keep dreaming him back and I should make my exit. Clearly that's what triggered him. Sorry Swiss
But wait I have news
My sister drove her car down the wrong side of the road in Portland and crashed into a pole like a fucking moron
im sorry you're biologically related
but i have to ask, wasn't she off substances? well i guess not
what the kids think?
She is on substances I think she only stops when it's convenient and she can make herself look like she's doing good
The kids don't know yet
i assume she didn't die
i keep thinking that swiss might have finally accepted his lust for black people and settle with a black girl
no idea why i keep imagining a french pervert with a black kween
i might be a weirdo
i can't help it
She didn't die. I wish she had though and that's not very Christlike of me I'm sorry