well I feel stupid now. I forgot about the mobile game. is it fun? might give me somthing to do
nkt yet i porbably need to use the gold fishes
Why are Americans so thin skinned?
It really isn't a fun game it's just kinda cute
Swiss I swear to god I am going to fly to Switzerland to spit in your mouth and fly right back home. You know what you're doing!
god you're falling for it barry thats exactly what he wants
my boyfriend says he wants to move into switzerland
swiss, quick, how much do your people like brown people
He would have to serve in the military to become a citizen
Isn't that what you told me Swiss cheese?
Something else to consider is the ridiculous cost just to fly there. Trust me I just looked and I was seriously considering it just to find purp dog to kick his ass but I don't want to spend 2k. Expect me in 2022 though
I'm like Liam neeson in taken, I will find you
he'd probably join the military if it was with the swiss yeah
Why not? It's a neutral country. And you already know someone over there so you have a place to stay!
no i'm not saying it's a bad thing
Pffff as if you coukd handle me
My city is actually super multiculti with people from all over the world
As long as you dont cause trouble you will be left in peace
Also about half the population either drinks a lot or smokes the ganja
The feminist here be like we want equality and the gov is like ok, we are going to raise womens retirement age to be the same as men and the feminist are like dont you dare
Please explain to me what equality is
Let's talk politics with strangers!
Shout obscenities into the abyss!
women don't want equality
they just want all the "nice" things that men have while doing less
Barry can you please contribute constructively to the conversation Ok thanks!
I feel like I've told you my opinion about feminism but ok here goes
The moment women entered the workforce was a defining moment of societal decline. Feminism is a plague and by removing mothers from that role children learn to have fucking teachers as role models
The government was like ok cool more people to collect taxes from, to a point now where both parents have to work to make ends meet
My husband makes enough money but if I didn't work we wouldn't be able to keep our savings up
I hate feminism with a burning passion
There is no shame in a female earning a living but the claims they make anymore are just wild. My sister once had the audacity to ask if I'd go to a slut walk and I told her only if I get to throw rocks into the parade
Womens are supposed to do things like this
someone been asking me to do an edit they asked me to do and i had agreed but i'm like
dude i haven't even DRAWN for myself, i'm not doing an edit for you yet
barry is your dog gay?
No she's a little girl!
barry... lesbians are a thing
So my dog can't wear a cute rainbow? The gays can't have everything rainbow I won't accept it
Little kids like rainbows and my dog looks adorable. She prefers that over the devil mask she tried on
I heard rainbows are a white supremacist hate symbol
Not gonna lie, the dog and ducks are adorable!
Thank you I agree. I thought my ducks were getting aggressive with her but now I think they just try to play it's funny
And also, what's better than having a German shepherd wear a white supremacist symbol. Seems pretty on theme to me
nuts, thats some grip strength
My German shepherd identifies as Alsatian, and I support them in that.
I identify as your master and I support
Myself in that
please keep your delusional fetishes to yourself
I bet my German shepherd is way cuter
She's mixed though, still incredibly smart. Maybe that takes her out of the running for cutest but she's adorable
Mixed with what?
White Swiss women
Her mom was pretty small also, so she obviously wasn't purebred but that's ok. I got the best dog ever for my birthday
They say mixed breed dogs tend to be healthier also because of fewer or no instances of inbreeding in their lineage
pugs are disgusting. why do people want them?
Pugs are cute in their own way. I love all animals though so I have a biased opinion. English bulldogs are butt ugly though and they stink
Pugs can have a condition where their eyes actually pop out of their heads
I do want a giant schnauzer though. We had a Keeshond once and she was a great dog too
What is happening
Dog talk is happening
rhodesian ridgeback master race checking in
Another good dog. Is that what you have?
is there a new yank in town?
hey saudi whats the deal with muslims & dogs?
you own them for utility only (guarding or with your barn animals) but inside houses
not inside houses*
No that was me
Oh wait no it wasn't idk who that was
I just found out I have based co workers this is great
why are they based barry? also why not inside the house? seems kinda redundent to me
We had a long conversation today about druggies and affirmative action being racist against Asians, the Thai guy went off about that stuff
He's normally really quiet but he hears us talking about white privilege not existing and he said yeehoo have I got some opinions for you
dogs are nasty and we have to take a shower if we touch them you dont want them touching your stuff
That's a conspiracy
Islam is right about women and wrong about dogs
What is so nasty about dogs?
I had a ridge back when I was young, wonderful dogs
Dogs are nasty because they sniff out evil and bark at demons
Dogs are holy creatures and those who do not like them are either evil/demons or sociopaths
sorry but whats affirmative action
after a quick search, that kinda sounds like something just exists in paper and doesnt work in reality
i don't make the rules barry
Ridgebacks are extremely smart and protective. You should get another one
And you didn't really answer my question Saudi bro.
Argie I wish it did only exist on paper but this is reality in America
dogs are like pigs kinda
in the sense that dogs eat everything & get themsleves dirty I can see that. hell they're even worse, at least pigs like to be clean & are only synonymous with filth cause we force them in shit conditions
don't know if this relates to affirmative action but when I was leaving middle school for high school my guidence councilar reconmended me into lower level english class.
Turns out the reason is that the school gets an increased check form the Fed if they have a high amount of 'foriegn' students to fit the diversity quota.
English is my first language you racist fucks
worse part of it is that there is no offical (i'm sure that there is a way but they wouldn't tell you) way to enter higher english courses and you need to be in those courses to enter higher education. the motherfuckers tried to ruin my life & i nearly fell for it
They're nothing like pigs
Pigs are ungulates, I guess you could compare their average intelligence but they are nothing alike
If you're comparing a pig to a house animal they are more like cats. But you generally cannot raise a pig to become a member of the family so I'm sorry but you're wrong
And leaf what level of reading were you at upon entering high school? Could it be you weren't meeting their expectations at the higher level?
If you raise a dog well he will willing die to save your life, you can't say that about most things in life
my dog knows he can´t eat puke off the floor
literally gonna just say "not my dog!" but honestly?? not my dog. he knows how to behave like a normal person
meanwhile i go to someone else's house and their dog is SHITTING inside. like pissing and shitting and the other dog is eating the turds off the floor if left unattended
not literally but you know what i mean
Wtf is going on in Argentina?
A dog is a reflection of its owners...
is it old? my dog didn't shit in the house until she was senile
Old dogs need diapers if you keep them around that long which is cruel also. The Keeshond was my husband's dog so I didn't have a day in how it went but her senile accidents smelled like actual death
How I learned to sniff out dying people and animals. They smell like rot and lose all control of those functions
But people who don't take the time to train properly shouldn't be dog owners. They are born to learn and if they do not it's not the dogs fault
Dogs might be the master race
Have you ever pet one??
They don't have dogs as pets in Saudi Arabia
but the people who do are west copy cat
i'd also say that having a pet isn't for everyone but a lot of people think it's just a thing you should do
imo it should be like with how we are with our dog
we cook food for him, we talk to him in a normal tone, and if you are intentful enough he'll know when you're encouraging him or telling him not to do something
not "omg...... uwu...... the baby thing that is too dumb to know how to talk.... lol....."
That makes me very sad to hear Saudi friend but to each his own
I talk to my dog with a normal tone when I'm training but when she's just good she gets uwus. Very immature of me but I can't help it
lol enjoy yourself barry
never say that again Argie Barry
And don't boss me around you little shit
Lordy Lordy this color is beautiful
i got the yard expansion
I have the yard extension too! I have a scratching post that spots really enjoys
I wish there was more than one expansion
so much this barry
So winter is coming
How can I cancel winter?
By going to the Caribbean
I hope we don't get snow this year. Snow is fucking stupid
wwwhhhaaatttt how can you saw that!?! Don't you know the joy of shoveling 4 feet of snow every morning?
We've only had that much snow one time that I can remember. Last year we had almost 3 feet and it ruined my birthday
We just don't have that kind of winter here so there's never been the need for infrastructure to deal with it aside from snow plows and road de-icer and that can only do so much
Growing up I remember having 9 months of rain and then humid summers but this year we had like 6 straight months of warm sunshine
The day we moved into this new house it was 117 Fahrenheit that was stupid
we never have snow
what is snow is it a myth like santa?
It's pretty to look at but being cold and wet is dumb. Snowmobiling is great fun though
Snow is something that looks pretty but everything about it is horrible
Even holding it in your hand hurts
There is a surprising amount of pain associated with snow
Not just physical but emotional pain
Spiritual pain too
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates snow
snow is fun, you get to hit people with snow balls
Snow transforms the surroundings. I love the peacefulness of the snow in nature and I love the chaos of snow in civilization.
Yea, it transforms it into hell!
Right! There's a good solid 30 minute window until everyone leaves for work and the roads are absolutely covered in a sheet of ice
And snow it chaos in nature too, think of all the little deers who can't get to grass and starve to death
I bet I jinxed it now we will get 3 feet in January
Sorry one meter*
thanks for the conversion to meters
though, i have logged "think in stacks of 3 for 1 meter" in my mind already
It's honest work, no problem fren
I live my life by multiples of 3. If the volume in my car isn't set to one I will crash and die
Living that holy trinity life I see
Well yeah I don't wanna die in a fiery crash
Imagine if one day you just stopped hearing From me you would be devastated
I'd just figure you'd had enough of my bullshit
Or worse, found a better band of misfits than us
The more you try to drive me away the harder I dig my heels in
And no such band of misfits exists my friend I'll be coming here for the foreseeable future
I feel that way about Venny. Where are you? Did you get shanked on your shopping trip?
The third night in a row my husband hasn't gone for seconds of the dinner I've made... when I say feminism was a mistake this is what I mean
All the vaccinated people at work are getting sick...
What do I do?
nothing the vax will do everything for you
Trust the science duh
Also make sure you're taking your vitamins and getting extra vitamin c
If you get sick you'll have better immunity though so maybe just purposely expose yourself
I bet you love purposely exposing yourself Barry
You know it
I wear low cut shirts as a tease
Jokes aside one of the companies my husband works alongside is mandating vaxes by December 1st.. only a matter of time befor his company does
He refuses to sell our house and move to a state that isn't mandating either but I'm wondering how we can make a living if we aren't allowed to work
one of us npc.jpeg
I'm not getting vaccinated. End of story they can vaccinate my cold dead body
What's funny to you young man?
JOIN US. TAKE THE SHOT. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE PART OF SOMETHING SO GREAT. SURRENDER AND BE HAPPY
VERRY TRUE FELLOW VAXER, ANTI-VAXERS ARE MESSING OUT ON GREAT HAPPINESS AND SAFETY
I will never bend the knee!
I just found out that I'm 2% Korean. This is the worst day of my life
Best Korea or South Korea?
Nothing wrong with Korean
Some of the nicest people I've known have been Korean
It's super funny that Saudi bro corrected himself in all caps lol. Imagine if we vocalized our speaking mistakes the way we do when typing
Can one of you zoomers explain just what the island boys are doing?
idk im filled in in zoomer shit
i swear i need to get my brain checked
They look like they have turd spikes on their heads
the island boys?
The vax is already killing Saudi bro, Press F to pay respects
It's a forced meme to get young boys to tattoo their face so the powers that be can identify the NPC easier
Quick! Prove you're not an NPC
I have pineapple on my pizza!
segmentation fault: ERROR parameters out of context
I got a pimple on my forehead that makes me look indian
idk if that proves I'm not a NPC
My husband has predicted bakanization of the states.. how far will the mandates go?
And Swiss, or anyone, try mixing pre made garlic with either ranch or Alfredo sauce and sub that for marinara in a pizza crust, mozzarella, SPICY pepperoni, and pineapple.. add park and you're set. Merica
By pre made I mean the stuf that is canned. Or make it yourself I don't give a fuck
And don't add park add grated paremesan ad red pepper flakes
Those should be added after baking to taste*
If you're questioning my method I challenge you to cut fresh pineapple and roll it in a mixture of finely grated Parmesan and cayenne or chili flakes and eat it like that
Sorry I promise I'm working on talking less but the ratios have to be right. Start with 2/3 spice and 1/3 parmigiana
I will never eat your spice!
what you think of metabook guys? you ready to own nothing and be happy?!?
I heard that there is supposed to be only one metaverse, if so than metaverse seems like a shit idea.
swiss broke him a little too hard
I always give my 110%
I'm gonna keep chilling on the "I don't give a fuck"verse
Oh no kids came trick or treating but I don't have any candy
It's a new thing here
Damn Americanization even though it's an old Christian thing
Happy Halloween you little cuties!!!
Trick or treat Barry
squirrels are nibbling at my pumpkin
not many kiddies out tonight, but where I live thats normal just disappointing
I grew up in the country where no trick or treaters went and we finally have our house decorated and ready for those little fuckers I'm so essited
Just put out the last pumpkin :)
My neighbor has taped off her front door to state that no candy I will be passed out
And now taping a fluorescent sign up are you kidding me lmao
She hates fun I can tell
Plot twist, you are her
ha got em
Saudi bro is almost at peak whitness
I would never do such a thing! I am the opposite in fact. I even gave out extra candy to some of them
She is like peak Karen. Short haircut and everything
We had like 300 trick or treaters, I just sat on the porch with my mother in law and we drank fireball and then o woke up late this morning like a fucktard
I hate doing that
What did y'all dress up as?
I didn't dress up
WHAT? weres your spirit? at least I pretended to dress up as something
haha whats a fed?
You have disappointed us all Barry
You just wanna hear me say I went as a sexy horse or something. Perverts
I am a mommy I can't dress like that!
wtf I was expecting a pirate or something tame
barry dressed up as barry
Exactly as the lord intended
Happy Day of the Dead Mexico
Feliz dia de los meurtos!!
The holidays are here let me know when you're ready for my Christmas list
I found a photo of Barry's "Sexyness" https://fading.blue/u/870187.jpeg
God have mercy on our souls
GET IN MY BELLEH!!
god i'm just imaging whoever swiss posted voring us
I hate you barry get out of my head
Eating you from the inside out
Well that's not what I actually look like leaf so you don't need to worry lol
Haven't you seen Austin powers??
I... I d-don't think I have... like I must have but I have no memory of it...
Maybe you haven't it came out before you were born
Yea! Maybe you haven't it came out!
did this place go offline? couldn't get in until the afternoon
idk man i hope not
i mean to me it was online but i couldnt send
I couldn't get in. Said the certificate for the server was invalid
you can pass that but it wouldnt send text
Weird. Anyway I almost started a microwave fire today at work what's the dumbest things you all have done this year?
I think I already said this but I'll say it again Around a month ago I jumped up and hit my head, denting the ceiling and probably my skull
Did you apologize to the ceiling?
Why were you jumping so high?
I'm getting a labtop, advice pls
get a really good one
Get a razer blade if you got the cash
Dell xps is nice too
If you're feeling bold you can get one of the new framework laptops
Dell's are pretty good. I have latidute for work, it served me well for 5 years at least.
dells fucking suck ass if you can't get a new fan for it after it fucking explodes!!!!!!!!
if not yeah it's ok i guess
some have touch screens! so that you think you should use them but instead it gets covered in dust scratched!
I had samsung and dell with battery issues, batteries started to swell. But thats a simple battery replacement. Never had fan issues.
just playing devil's advocate don't worry
they're absolutely capable computers
once you disable half of the non-essential services at startup like adobe like the 7 spywares like the
oh lord i'm rambling.
I have a thinkcentre desktop which performs nicely I imagine the thinkpads are similar in function and they don't cost a crazy amount
Also welcome new friend. Stay a while
Also I know lots of nothing about computers anymore I just like to be included :)
whats a computer?
i expect better from you barry
I like Barry's bants
I buy used MacBook pros and install Windows on them
Last one I got for free because the gpu died
What do you end up doing with all those computers?
Saudi friend you should lower your expectations of me because if I can say "your mom" I will
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
What a conflicting out come
I use the computers, to compute things duh!
Youtube just recommended me an Astolfo outfit and a sexy female gothic punk latex catsuit
What is youtube trying to tell me?
thanks for the suggestions I'll look into those stuff
Wel YouTube makes suggestions based on your search history so maybe you already know what they're telling you
Why are you doing so much computing? Are you a villain?
Fucking god damn allergies are absolutely ruining my life. I wish you people could see what is happening to my eye
Wait, there are ads on YouTube?
Barry, pink eye is not an allergy, stop letting your husband fart in your face
I'm computing Art you bureaucrat!
It isn't pink eye I did have that once in high school though
It's better now but it's so swollen and painful still. The itchy has stopped
makes me wince
what art swiss? Got some wierd art pirating operation?
It totally sounds like pink eye you deviant
I'd show you but I'd get doxed
Why would that fox you?
I mean dox
It's not pink eye if it's also my sinuses and throat
dox yourselfs whats the worse that could happen
Oh no, Barry has the Rona
If you dox yourself I'll dox myself so it's fair
Unless you're some well to do high profile kinda broad
Barry, I am your father
A mentally and emotionally unstable alcoholic Finnish man with heart problems?
your move swiss
I literally cucked your father Barry
Barry, I'm your real father
I was a young boy, taken advantage of by your mother
Leaf, Saudi bro and argie are also your half brothers
please don't make this into some family fanfic. these things are cringier than my search history
Swiss when you going to release the jfk files?
Leaf, you are jfk
noooo quiet... only when i'm fully assssslept can i psychically link with the future great president joe biden
now if only there was a way to put me asleep for a loooooong time
You're not my dad and you can't tell me what to do! Get out of my head!
Go to your room Barry and think about what you've done
Oh no leaf looks like you've psychically linked yourself with Kampala's vagina
May God have mercy on his soul
I didn't nothing wrong!
I'm gonna pay for that typo
Does anyone have a good tomato sauce recipe? I've tried for years and can't
What is the salt:oregano ratio
If the herbs are added too soon we have a bitter taste
i will ask my a
do you do the sauce like, directly with tomatoes?
I brought that up because yesterday, funnily enough, she had made some tomato sauce for pasta
Yes with fresh toms please it's better that way
Hey, Leave Tom alone!
just got my hair cut, feels good
although I probably look better with longish hair and my cut is shit I can't stand the feeling of hair on my neck
how do girls stand having long hair?
By loving it I guess
If I wear my hair down I always think about someone pulling it and I like that so.. for me it's a fetish?
I also like to feel pretty
Don't you guys like long hair on a bitch?
I couldn't stand a short cut. The last girl to cut mine butchered it so I'm currently growing it out till I'm happy
Do your guy's country's have uber obese people or is this just an American thing?
Like I love my constitution but why are people the way they are
the more you know about america
An obese person is a rare sight here
It's horrible to see. Makes me sad too
Our clocks fell back one hour so I'm up at 3:30 am because my internal alarm is set for 4:30 gosh darn
And nobody is here... lalalalala
They're stuck in between the saving hours and the real hours
Time isn't real
Liberate yourself from your temporal chains
time is cubic
Liberate yourself from your temporal chains
I have too much anxiety to do that
Both of you shall remain in bondage for your sins
i'm very sad
Why are you so sad?
Y'all made him sad
i blame barry
Sorry guys :(
Someone knocked at my door this morning at 3. Spooky
I just got an award from my highschool... its been 2 years since I've been there
fucking useless school system
What award did you get?
cool leaf award
Basically a particpation award; average over 90%
Oh you never told us you were smart
Hey everyone, we got a smart lead over here!
You really like to stir the pot Swiss
Don't hate leaf because his brain is bigger than yours
Did you get an average over 90%?!
do i smell jelly?
I think you do...
Oh you think I'm jealous I get it
Well guess what? I think you're dorks!
Where do we go from here
Can we call millennials moomers?
You can do whatever you want! Its just that simple
To me it sounds like another word for big boobs. Like "look at the moomers on that bitch"
Way to ruin it Barry
You freaking nooner
Lose that bad attitude
I am right now!
What sounds better pho or baked spaghetti?
No! Not pizza again
Baked macaroni with lots of cheese is amazing
Baked spaghetti is just savagery
Have you ever even had it?
Fun fact most people is Switzerland have no idea what a texmex taco is like
I'm not shocked
Have you had one?
The shit they try to pass off as tacos here is sacrilegious
Yes, I love Taco Bell
It cleans out my digestive system too
It's good for that!
But they don't actually make Tex mex I'm sorry to say
What do people even eat in Switzerland
Besides Taco Bell
check this out barry https://www.about.ch/culture/food/index.html
im getting bored of the food i eat everyday should i a eat salad
Salads are awesome. You can really get wild with those
im not making my own tho im buying what my college offers
Learn to cook then you can always eat what you like
You'll save money too.
i belong in the kitchen trust me the world is a place like this
is a better place*
damm it im brain dead and you want me to cook
you dont want me near a stove
Take a minute to go over what you wrote before you post
Thats what I do seeing how bad I am at spelling
Lmao I prefer the way you said it first. You don't have to go near a stove to make a salad sweet child
Oh, Russian spam
Click the glowing link swiss
Barry, you looking for a mail order husband?
Its a telegram page
also the slav asked "who's here?"
Why is that happening?
why is what happening?
leaf you go date those russians you seem to know the language
Leaf is a Russia spy!
Oh lawd, so a company here was tunneling and because of that a sink hole between two train tracks appeared and all the trains between Geneva and Lausanne were totally fucked
It was a mess this morning, uber prices went up to 700$
From all the desperate people trying to go where they need to go
Saudi bro, are you enjoying the precious 4 remaining years that you have?
And how dare you Barry! I'm not rude, you're rude!
Why does he only have 4 years?
he & I got the jab
Saves us from rona but expires our lives in a couple years
I will miss you guys <3
What if the way you die is by getting a heart attack just before you're about to lose your virginity?
i wouldnt worry about it
You and leaf could always meet up and die in each other's embrace :3
Barry can watch in a corner
Says the guy with the nerve to call everyone else rude
lol it isnt like we took it at the same time
i could die weeks before him
How's that rude Barry? It's art, you just don't understand
Saudi bro, you'll just have to Romeo and Juliet it and seppuku when he dies in your arms gazing into your eyes for one last time mumbling a sentence not loud enough to be comprehensible
Barry will of course still be in the corner watching all of this transpire
Cold hard piercing gaze, but you guys will barely notice
wtf stop posting your gay fanfic
Is anyone here ?
if you come back you'll find people talking
Hey redswiss, maybe if you include the timestamps on the right hand side of each comment less people would think this is a dead site
hey thats 2 algerians
what was your dinner purple swiss
How can time stamps be real if time doesn't exist?
It's only gay if you and Saudi bros balls touch
you didnt answer my question
What did you eat for dinner Saudi friend?
It's now breakfast time here but I don't eat breakfast
I think I'll skip lunch today too it sounds boring
you on a diet? I never imagined you as a whale
i usually don't eat dinner
i eat chips because i was bored
I just try to do intermittent fasting and low carb.. I'm not a whale lol
I brought grape tomatoes and prosciutto wrapped mozzarella sticks for lunch we'll see how I feel when that rolls around
For me it is more about maintaining a weight. Like I could stand to lose some weight but a lot of that has just come with my metabolism slowing down as I get older
I don't eat dinner
I never think about my weight, in just naturally lean
However people shovel kg of food down their throats and wonder why they're fat, it's a mystery
I found a used needle and syringe on my walk at lunch time right on the sidewalk
It must have been someone using legal insulin
I took a picture to share with you guys but fading blue isn't loading for me. Sorry
I should probably check in earlier
welcome back algeria!
Am I the only one who eats? I guess bots only eat info
So only you guys use this website ?
And any other stray misfits from the internet
You should stay awhile we're actually a fun bunch
imagine eating lol couldnt be me
Lol yea, eating is for chumps
Swiss why don't you eat dinner?
Do you know how to cook?
do you know how to buy Top Raman? This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
> be American/Canadian
> eat a shit ton of calories before going to sleep
> wonder why I'm a fatass
Your culture really has trained you to consooom
Eat break fast and a decent lunch and you should be good for the day
And yes, I can cook better than you probably
Probably can because you're an old man
You don't have to eat dinner right before bed though
If you're smart you quit eating while you still have time to be active
I'm actually curious though because I love learning about cooking, what is your favorite thing to make?
I prefer making desserts personally but lately I have been perfecting my fettuccini with creamy mushroom sauce, it's absolutely delicious
My eating schedule is just fine
What do you cook Barry?!
I remember your husband hasn't been askin for seconds anymore
Why are you dropping the ball
Make him some fettuccini with creamy mushroom sauce
Saudi bro, what are popular dishes in your neck of the hood?
He wasn't asking for seconds because I was trying things out of my skill set and they weren't good
Props to you also for baking, I'm shit when it comes to deserts
His favorite thing I make is my roasted chicken, I'll do it with basmati rice or brown rice and a side of steamed asparagus or broccoli
What kind of mushrooms are you using for your sauce?
I have actually perfected mushroom sauce
Sorry for another post but if you sauté mushrooms with zucchini you will be so happy with the outcome. The textures marry and the cook time is similar and they are both so absorbent
almost everything we ear is a variant of rice
Where does the rice come from?
by variant i meant its rice but cooked differently
like diffrent spices and other cooking stuff
There's no water in the desert, how do you grow rice? It needs a lot of water
humanity finds a way
arabia isn't all desert and the saudi's are rich enough to get rice by boat
hey there folks, im new here whats the deal here then?
this is the cool kids club
that was dumb im sorry
It wasn't dumb unless you think we aren't cool...
but you aren't kids
I am a baby goat!
We are young at heart though
And we are cool!
Fuck the CFF
who is the CFF
Always fucking late
just get a jetpack bro
Its winter, i would freeze to death
bitch please the cold isn't going to kill you
Fucking hell my hands are frozen, I was even wearing gloves
lol are you kitteng me
barry i love the dino deluxe it gives me lots of fish
also the card board cafe is cute
normal people browse facebook, great people browse catbook
I get lots of fish for my cat trees
Tubbs left me 13 gold gosh for the bonito bitz I left ou
You all complaining about how cold it is while I'm here in the Pacific Northwest drowning in a monsoon
whats that like?
Guys i wrote a letter to postal customs calling them assholes for over charging duties amd with holding packages, how fucked am I
I sent the letter today but now im wondering if it wasnt such a good idea after all...
It's very wet. One of the branches of my credit union had to close Friday because of flooding
You will be fine. That's what customs does and now that you've written they might hold longer out of spite
Customs is the gayest government department
why would they care? they probably get half a dozen of shit mails a day, yours would just serve as a good laugh
Hey new friend!
I hope you're right lead
They are extortionist
And they steal peoples stuff
I guess. But what are you ordering from a foreign country that you can't get where you are?
Also Switzerland is extremely expensive to ship to and from anyway
Its from with in the shithole called thr EU
Customs doesn't give a shit lol
What if they pee on my package to assert their dominance?
pee on it yourself
Then you'll have a pre package I guess
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMN IT BARRY
You could order one of those prank shipments of animal feces and just don't ever pay duties
They have to hold it at their facility for a couple weeks to let you pay so it will just rot. In Minecraft probably
That was a joke don't commit mail crimes
you are evil barry
Would an evil person feed their ducks carrots for breakfast?
Looking at them got me hungry
I might still eat them bc it's going to be expensive to winterize their coop as opposed to 2 free dinners :/
But I love them.. problem is the longer I wait the less tender they will be
you must do it barry
there is no going back
take a pic of the roast duck or whatever you make out of them
but when you do i'll be sad:(
Test failed :(
such is the world we live in
hey this isn't Rio de Janonymous!!
Bah dum tish
I wonder what the rittenhouse verdict will be dudes
They better not do my boy dirty
I heard the prosecution is screwing up so I think he'll be fine
we getting a trickle of newfriens lately, this the work of redswiss?
Anyways welcome to lausanonymous uruguay, we have small talk everyday on topics like eating our pets
And some casual buck breaking
That's gonna scare him away
How about some duck baking?
yes barry should definitely get into it
Save them for Christmas roast, good as time as any to do the deed
They'd have to be frozen anyway to kill unwelcome bacteria
Covid has finally ruined my local sushi place... they used lettuce instead of nori and one less cut of fish.. AND charged an extra dollar????
I hate it here
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oh shit my harddrive is probably dead and i cant copy files out of it
i wouldnt have used it if my ssd didnt bootloop
How much porn are you downloading?
How you roasting your hard drives if it isn't with roasties?
lol good one swiss i love you
I love you too Saudi bro
Not guilty on all charges
Why do Americans hate the constitution so much? Why does Biden hate America?
Did you see the press release the White House put out following the verdict?
nah but you can tell us
He is upset and concerned but wishes people would voice their opinion in a peaceful manner
It's too cold for riots but who knows.. I'm going to downtown Portland on Sunday to Christmas shop I'll let you know what's up then
Biden is probably like who is Kyle and can I go play with his kitten house?
Probably.. how embarrassing
If you don't talk on monday then we'll assume the worst
is it possible to fry and ssd?
i think i did it
I think you saved your hard drive? if you did congratulations you saved your roasties
now you can share them with us
i didnt tho i had to get a new
back to 0 roasties
What are you doing to your hard drives?
A based blond girl cussed out the bus driver for always being late
She's my hero
idk man i play games and watch youtube sometimes do college stuff
but i have and external drive for important stuff because i know myself
im natural disaster
Drove past a homeless camp fire yesterday but other than that nothing to say
Portland did have a riot on Friday night but we've just accepted that's what they do
Violent crime is up like 900% there. I got a free sweatshirt at Columbia though
Why is portland so nuts?
They voted themselves into this situation
My son butchered the thanksgiving turkey this year
Thats a massive turkey
That was the small one too. He got its head off in one swing but the second one was so big my husband had to help
I'm guessing your husband is the one holding the turkey? and from the size of the person next to him either you or another person. Unless he's a big boy I doubt thats your son in the pic instead he's taking the pic
No I took the pic and father in law is holding the turkey and husband is in the red
You murderers! Imagine how traumatized the ducks must feel right now
Won't anyone think of the ducks?!
Also your color is getting too close to mine, check yourself before you wreck yourself
the ducks are getting it on christmas day
They were concerned but they've been on their best behavior since. We decided we love them as family members and will invest in getting their coop ready for winter
That, or the guy who we got turkeys from offered to take them and breed them with his saxony males and I could have babies in spring
I would own the babies I wouldn't be the one laying eggs I mean
You should not have posted the last sentence
Reading over what you said it could be mistaken for you laying eggs & having a child in spring
Hindsight is 20/20
And you can't tell me what to do
"they were concerned" barry said calmly
They were very concerned they saw the whole thing
Son and I are sick again... almost like staying home for a year does absolutely nothing for immunity
This is the third time just this fall we've missed school and work for being sick
i don't know about that I've been home for basiclly 2 years now and only got sick once thanks to the shot
bro i usually get sick whenever the whether changes
im a softy
Take your vitamins Saudi bro
what are vitamins
I've been outside almost daily for the past year and only got sick when my brother shed his spike proteins in my apartment
Vitamins are what your body needs to be healthy
how do i take them
Go the pharmacy and ask for a multivitamin and they will hook you up
Take one everyday and after 3 months take a month break
You will slowly start feeling much better
i probably wont bother but at least my issue now thanks
i take some D cause no sun for me
leaf takes the D
Make sure you take extra zinc too, and d3
Glucosamine is also quite helpful
I take the A to Z
Take your vitamins Saudi bro
Do an experiment for 3 months and tell us how you feel
too much work
Lol it's just a pill every morning
If your body is really low on vitamins it makes you feel a little high lol
When you take it
lol what a way to sell it to me
I figure over there that's as good as it's going to get lol
I find it hard to believe you guys were laughing out loud that much
Don't be jelly of our lols Barry
You're right I should be glad you are experiencing happiness
You should be laughing with us
The due date of an essay was just extended for the 2nd time. are students this retarted that they can't complete a 5 page essay?
I was done by the first due date. this shit is sad. theres only 2 essays for this class
Yes. Canadians are retarded
i had rather not complain
NO SWISS ARE THE BIG STUPID!!! STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
at least they dont pay for a 5 page essay
Don't be jelly leaf
Maybe if Canadians actually applied themselves they wouldn't be known as the northern retards
Or the retards of the north as others like to call them
It seems like the retardation is concentrated in Quebec and Montreal
My question is why?
it has to be somewhere
Better there than here!
Happy thanksgiving to all and to all a good night!
happy turkey munching day neighbor
You're not going to eat all that turkey are you?
No I actually don't like turkey all that much it's so dry
Might hit my husband in the head with a leg though for laughs
Probably only funny to me really.. I've been smoking weed all morning so everything is funny
Do native americans celeberate thanks giving?
I don't fucking know
You should know
I can't live my life feeling bad for other people. If they were so smart they'd have invented guns
It's all jokes don't get mad
I'm sharpening my pitchfork as we speak
Did you guys know that Barry lives on an ancient Indian burial ground
the ghost of their ancestors rise on thanksgiving to kill the white Devils!
Dun dun duuuun
I just vacuumed a centipede
I feel accomplished
I'm not afraid of you people nor do I have enough people listening to care about my dark sense of humor
And great job leaf, centipedes and millipedes are just as gross as beetles
I am also part Native American so any bad spirits are canceled out by that
you are just jealous you dont have that many legs
Hydro pole cut in half. It's on fire and ended our electricity. Luckily my phone is at full charge.
I have 2 assignments to do for the weekend so I kind pissed
What's a hydro pole?
Gets our electricity to our houses
I'm alive, crisis averted
get those assignments done
Why have I never heard it be called a hydro pole
I don't know my dad calls it that & my dad has a wierd way of calling things
Just checked its just called a hydro pole in Canada
Now that I think about it idk what I even call them
Canada is weird
Oh shit they're called power lines
That seems like something I should have known
Lol I got suspended from Reddit for 3 days because I called a retard stupid because he was saying stupid things
That place has gone full faggot
Honestly what good is reddit. ppl say that the smaller subs are good but at that point your better of going to/making forums
how to you even find forums these days
don't think they exist anymore
I never used them much but it still was infidently better than what plebit could offer.
Maybe reddit was responsible for killing them idk
Why are you insulting strangers on Reddit Swiss?
Sounds like I'm not the only one who gets sick of your shenanigans