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MWOzADM:
It is true
0062424+×
MWOzADM:
Good day!
0062425+×
EWMiFWY:
NO
0062426+×
EWMiFWY:
Sit your ass down
0062427+×
MWOzADM:
I said Goos day
0062428+×
EWMiFWY:
No you didn't I won't hear it
0062429+×
MWOzADM:
~leaves dramatically~
0062430+×
EWMiFWY:
*slams head repeatedly into desk*
0062431+×
EWMiFWY:
This isn't fair I'm going to kill myself now
0062432+×
Broken:
didn't know death metal was considered romantic
0062433+×
Broken:
here listen to this you plebs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=962XTdK61A4
0062434+×
FzM5IDO:
It's deathcore not death metal gosh
0062435+×
FzM5IDO:
It was romantic he kept standing next to me and gave me a hug even at the end of the night
0062436+×
FzM5IDO:
The rest is history
0062437+×
FzM5IDO:
Within 10 months I was pregnant with our strong white son who's now a super cool dude
0062438+×
MWOzADM:
Barry fucks on the first date confirmed
0062439+×
QTY1UmM:
yoyoyo
0062440+×
JGMzMmN:
yoyoy
0062441+×
JGMzMmN:
didn't know you dropped your tinfoil george
0062442+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't do that either Swiss why are you so determined to make me look bad
0062443+×
UGNiVTN:
Is George back?
0062444+×
UGNiVTN:
If that's you George you'd best behave yourself
0062445+×
ZWN1UTM:
Also Swiss to clarify for you, we weren't together for 10 months we had a woopsie early in our relationship
0062446+×
ZWN1UTM:
So we met in January, started seeing each other is September then had a baby the following august
0062448+×
gzYihzY:
But we knew we were soul mates before we ever got together. 14 years in September :)
0062449+×
E2YzcTY:
Ya okay as if anyone belives that
0062451+×
MmYwEzM:
I don't care if you don't
0062452+×
E2YzcTY:
:,(
0062453+×
FDM1EmM:
Well don't be rude to me!
0062454+×
E2YzcTY:
ummmmmm no
0062455+×
MmZiJzM:
Ok then I'll be rude back
0062456+×
MmZiJzM:
Butt face
0062457+×
MmZiJzM:
Little shit
0062458+×
E2YzcTY:
IDI*T
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Broken:
idiot? you censored idiot? thats idiotic
0062460+×
E2YzcTY:
DONT SAY B*D WORDS :ANGRY:
0062461+×
E2YzcTY:
Uh
0062462+×
E2YzcTY:
Ignore that
0062464+×
JGMzMmN:
damn barry be calling her son a woopsie
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UTZllDN:
A good accident
0062466+×
UTZllDN:
Was still not intended
0062468+×
dzMlRzY:
Considering I was inky 18
0062469+×
MWOzADM:
Is your sons name Whoopsie Boomer?
0062470+×
MWOzADM:
How do we incorporate this into the Barry Boomer lore?
0062471+×
MWOzADM:
We're going to have to brainstorm this one guys
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ETZ2EmY:
Leave him out of this or I will actually track you down and kill you
0062473+×
FzM5IDO:
Silence now
0062474+×
FzM5IDO:
Because you're the real fed and you want me to say something else
0062475+×
FzM5IDO:
It makes sense that lausanon is a place for anyone to come express anything regardless of their beliefs etc just be
respectful
0062476+×
FzM5IDO:
Because the real feds are working undercover or whatever
0062477+×
FzM5IDO:
Idc they're my friends at least
0062478+×
FzM5IDO:
Mfw I actually think I have friends> :/
0062479+×
FzM5IDO:
>it's a trap
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JGMzMmN:
your meds schizo
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MWOzADM:
Who are these "friends"?
0062482+×
MWOzADM:
Are they in the room with us right now?
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FzM5IDO:
No I smoked weed again sorry
0062484+×
FzM5IDO:
I think I meant you're a fed but you're my friend
0062485+×
FzM5IDO:
Idk let's move on
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FzM5IDO:
That's the fun thing about weed though I've been doing it for 25 years and I always get a surprise set of emotions and
feelings
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E2YzcTY:
Speaking about weed I want to make a video where I smoke weed with a little monkey
0062488+×
MWOzADM:
Just get a mirror
0062489+×
MWOzADM:
Oh snap! Got'em!
0062490+×
FzM5IDO:
That's animal abuse do not do that you'll go to jail
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FzM5IDO:
Monkeys are not people
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E2YzcTY:
worth it
0062493+×
MWOzADM:
Aren't you too old for monkey business?
0062494+×
MWOzADM:
Bah dun tishhhh
0062495+×
MWOzADM:
That was awful and I should be ashamed
0062496+×
JGMzMmN:
swedes are evil
0062497+×
MWOzADM:
Shots fired
0062498+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss you're not funny
0062499+×
FzM5IDO:
At all
0062500+×
FzM5IDO:
Also swede if you partake in animal cruelty I will find you and slap you silly
0062501+×
MWOzADM:
Sorry I'm not as funny as your face
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MWOzADM:
Got'em
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JGMzMmN:
got em
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E2YzcTY:
got em
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Broken:
got em
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FzM5IDO:
I don't think so buster
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FzM5IDO:
My feelings are hurt
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ljZ5EDM:
so a friend of mine keepa borrowing money from me, its getting more frequent, how do i know he gotten into drugs?
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ljZ5EDM:
i like helping friends but it doesn't seem be helping he if he keeps asking
0062510+×
ljZ5EDM:
next time i might actually ask directly what happening in his life
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U2YjNDO:
Don't give them any money are you thick?
0062512+×
U2YjNDO:
Back when I was getting wiser about how my sister used money and when I realized why she was asking I'd go pay for things for
her instead of giving her money
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U2YjNDO:
Like I kept her lights on most months but I'd pay the pud
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U2YjNDO:
In person
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ljZ5EDM:
i respect that
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ljZ5EDM:
idk barry if someone asks for like 10$ every month or so it doesn't seem that alarming
0062517+×
ljZ5EDM:
but when it happened like 3 times it got me feeling iffy
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ljZ5EDM:
also i could be in bad situation and a bit of money could come a long way
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VTZjBTY:
Have you suggested he get a job?
0062520+×
MWOzADM:
Tell him no next time, if he loses his shit then you should be suspicious
0062521+×
UmZkZmY:
Yeah when I started telling her no and she's flip shit and accuse me of not caring about my nieces I knew my suspicions were
correct
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UmZkZmY:
Then the girls have told me about several times she'd take them grocery shopping and try to steal a cart of food and freak
out on the store clerks
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UmZkZmY:
And accuse them of raysizm. She would say things like "my kids shouldn't suffer because you wanna be annoying"
0062524+×
MWOzADM:
Isn't stealing legalized now in the USA?
0062525+×
MWOzADM:
Why aren't you just going out and raiding your local Walmart?
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Broken:
its legalized in california
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Broken:
not all of america although i don't know about portland
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IGZ2YWZ:
I don't shop at Walmart that's where poor people go
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IGZ2YWZ:
I don't know that last time I went to a Walmart
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IGZ2YWZ:
And yes stealing is not a crime cops will pursue for if the loss doesn't exceed $900
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QWMjZWZ:
So why aren't you out there getting us "free" gifts Barry?
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QWMjZWZ:
It's like you don't care about us at all...
0062533+×
QWMjZWZ:
Why do you hate us Barry?
0062534+×
QWMjZWZ:
Also a bunch of slack jawed lurkers in this chat
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FzM5IDO:
What the fuck
0062536+×
FzM5IDO:
Who posted a link
0062537+×
Broken:
don't be shy say something
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ZTOyIWY:
They're all gone
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MWOzADM:
What link?
0062540+×
Broken:
there was a bunch of new people here so someone must have posted a link to a site
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Broken:
and when i say someone i mean you swiss
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QDM2UjY:
swiss why did you do that
0062543+×
MWOzADM:
It wasn't me this time
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MWOzADM:
I blame Barry though
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kDNwEGN:
I would never post a link to here I've aired too much of my life
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kDNwEGN:
Someone would know it's me
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MWOzADM:
Doubt
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F2YiFTN:
Doubt
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FzM5IDO:
Ok
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MjMzEzN:
What dumpster fire have you walked yourself into today Barry?
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FzM5IDO:
A meeting at work at 7:30 am
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FzM5IDO:
But I get off an hour early so it's cool and I'm off tomorrow so meet here at 7pm your time and we'll discuss out plans for
world domination
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VWOwcTO:
How about you guys
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VWOwcTO:
Hawaii is burning speaking of dumpster fires
0062555+×
MWOzADM:
How rude
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MWOzADM:
What did Hawaii ever do to you?
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Broken:
obama
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MTO2EGM:
Literally
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MTO2EGM:
And I've heard it's very overrated due to the tourism
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gDMjZDZ:
A zoomer girl I work with just said "it's like hot in here but literally like cold air"
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gDMjZDZ:
It's weird to work with people born after 9/11
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gDMjZDZ:
They will never know the thrill of watching a Boeing smash into a skyscraper and it shows
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gDMjZDZ:
Live on tv
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gDMjZDZ:
I remember that morning like it was yesterday
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Broken:
it really is a shame i never got to see all those people die
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FzM5IDO:
It would have given you a new appreciation for life as it is. Or was
0062568+×
FzM5IDO:
That was when I started waking up and getting red pulled kinda, it sparked my interest in conspiracies
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FzM5IDO:
Also take a joke
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VWN1gDM:
hi
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MWOzADM:
Hello
0062572+×
MWOzADM:
Wow, Barry telling some one to take a joke
0062573+×
MWOzADM:
The irony
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MWOzADM:
>she believes planes actually hit the twin towers
0062575+×
MWOzADM:
Lol
0062576+×
MWOzADM:
Lmao even
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FzM5IDO:
I don't know why I come here anymore
0062578+×
F2YiFTN:
just to suffer
0062579+×
FzM5IDO:
I've been trapped by a Swiss person who's race and height I can't be sure of
0062580+×
FzM5IDO:
What has become of my life
0062581+×
VjNiJjZ:
You are here forever
0062582+×
VjNiJjZ:
We all are
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FzM5IDO:
You're a satanist
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Broken:
my basement got slightly flooded
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Broken:
apperently the rain is going to get worse so its probably going to flood again
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MWOzADM:
How dare you
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MWOzADM:
Satanist are losers
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MWOzADM:
You can have a pool party in your basement!
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MWOzADM:
Invite some hot girls over and have some maple beer with them
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FzM5IDO:
Maple beer sounds disgusting
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FzM5IDO:
Leaf you said you're moving to Toronto soon right? Are your parents selling your house?
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Broken:
yeah but next summer
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MWOzADM:
~I know what you're doing next summer
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MWOzADM:
Figure out the reference/joke
0062595+×
FzM5IDO:
The movie I know what you did last summer?
0062596+×
FzM5IDO:
Do you guys wanna see something that pisses me off super bad?
0062597+×
MWOzADM:
~resisting urge to make joke~
0062598+×
MWOzADM:
Sure
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MWOzADM:
Also Barry is a Boomer confirmed
0062600+×
MWOzADM:
I bet leaf and saudi bro have never heard about I know what you did last summer
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gDOzQmM:
what do you think i did last summer
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FzM5IDO:
https://fading.blue/u/760736.jpeg
0062603+×
FzM5IDO:
The corporation that owns this land behind my house let their thistle get so bad it's actually ruined a few days of summer
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FzM5IDO:
But they went in and mowed what they could use for hay and made $ from it
0062605+×
FzM5IDO:
But didn't bother with the fucking thistle
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FzM5IDO:
The little white fluffies fly all over and some days absolutely destroy my pool
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FzM5IDO:
Saudi bro I bet last summer you played on the internet a lot
0062608+×
FzM5IDO:
Also look at the blackberries going fucking crazy trying to come into my yard!!!
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FzM5IDO:
Also note how well my tomatoes are growing
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Broken:
looks nice
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Broken:
hydro owns the field outside our house and they cut it consistantly and lets people expand their yards out into thier land
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Broken:
that makes our corpo better than yours barry
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MWOzADM:
Set it on fire and blame client change
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IWY0IGN:
Yeah that's arson we have a pretty competent forensic team with our local fire department idk if I'd get away with that
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IWY0IGN:
And leaf will you ask them if they are looking to acquire more properties in America?
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IWY0IGN:
It's just so rude to let invasive weeds take over the land it's so ugly too
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IWY0IGN:
They should just give it to me and also a lot of money
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IWY0IGN:
I'm just going to throw a bunch of garbage back there
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IWY0IGN:
I already throw my dogs poop out there when I scoop the yard
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MWOzADM:
Tell them your sister did it while high on crack
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MWOzADM:
If they send her to jail you can solve two problems with one stone
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MWOzADM:
Also don't give Barry any money, it should be me who receives the money
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MWOzADM:
Also Barry has a literal shit lawn
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MWOzADM:
Grow some weed on the land and sell it at the farmer's market and say it's artisanal and hike up the prices
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MWOzADM:
You can even call one of the strains "dog's breath"
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MWOzADM:
Jeez Barry I'm so great at solving your problems and you're so ungrearful all the time
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MWOzADM:
I bet you haven't even started writing the book
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cjNhNGN:
I don't have a shit lawn because I scoop it all and throw it in the field
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cjNhNGN:
And also shut up you can't have any of my money
0062630+×
cjNhNGN:
Idk how to write
0062631+×
MWOzADM:
We know Barru, we know
0062632+×
MWOzADM:
There is some crazy ass thunder today, like bombs being exploded above my head
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MWOzADM:
I was literally like wtf when I heard the first one this morning, it was loud and unexpected
0062634+×
MWOzADM:
Its not even raining
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MWOzADM:
Kinda sounds like jets breaking the sound barrier
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FzM5IDO:
I love thunderstorms
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Broken:
there was a thunderstorm 2 days ago
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FzM5IDO:
I remember the t storm is texas was the craziest storm I've ever seen
0062639+×
FzM5IDO:
It was like shaking windows and stuff and very low lighting strikes
0062640+×
FzM5IDO:
Guys my husband has been reading a lot on the day stormer and he's been so mean and hypercritical of me since he started its
very weird
0062641+×
FzM5IDO:
Not really looking for advice just perspective maybe
0062642+×
FzM5IDO:
And he's been saying things for about two weeks now about how stoked he is for his young friend at work because his
girlfriends dad owns a major logging company locally and her dad owns a Cessna
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FzM5IDO:
He keeps saying things like he wishes his friend would marry her already and get her pregnant etc.. it's just weird
0062644+×
FzM5IDO:
I felt so secure for a long time and now not so much. Like the other day I bragged about being with him for 14 years and now
realizing he probably has no intention of ever marrying me
0062645+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm just kinda sad. As if I need any fucking boyfriend issues I'm 32 god damn year old this shit is ridiculous
0062646+×
FzM5IDO:
But it's been a black pill. If any of you guys come from wealth you're lucky. I come from a shit hillbilly town and grew up
in a manufactured house and my family has severe generational mental health issues. I was probably stupid to think he ever
would marry me
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MWOzADM:
Wait, I thought you were married?
0062648+×
MWOzADM:
I'm very confused
0062649+×
MWOzADM:
Make it in confusing Barry
0062650+×
MWOzADM:
Unconfusing
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FzM5IDO:
We're like common law married we haven't had a ceremony
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FzM5IDO:
No documentation but we've shared an address for so long the state sees us as married
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FzM5IDO:
And it also feels disrespectful to call him my boyfriend because clearly it's more than that
0062654+×
FzM5IDO:
I thought anyway
0062655+×
FzM5IDO:
What if he's just waiting for our boy to turn 18 and then just leave me and do all the things he wanted to before we had a
baby?
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FzM5IDO:
And now I'm realizing we haven't even spoken about what we want to do after the next 5 short years when our kid reaches
adulthood
0062657+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm really questioning my reality this morning
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MWOzADM:
Have you tried talking to him about this?
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hzY0QjZ:
He's been very unreasonable when I try
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hzY0QjZ:
He has a very short fuse which makes it difficult
0062661+×
hzY0QjZ:
Like it's to the point when I ask what I should make for dinner he says "I don't ducking give a shit"
0062662+×
hzY0QjZ:
My existence suddenly just angers him. I'm not saying I'm perfect or anything like that but it just sucks that I have to walk
on eggshells suddenly to avoid making him mad
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Broken:
jesus barry
0062664+×
Broken:
i don't know what to say. sorry but im not exactly an expert on marriage
0062665+×
Broken:
but i think its fine... I mean he stuck with you through all your sister shit right? if he was going to leave he would have
done so earlier
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Broken:
(not going to say anything on the devil number)
0062667+×
Broken:
As for his work friend, sure it could be that hes projecting himself on him but maybe hes just happy for him
0062668+×
Broken:
seal the deal while you still can
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Broken:
and for your marriage ceremony men (at least I) don't really care about the paper work and fancy ceremonial parties
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Broken:
its been 14 years a bit awkward to do it all now
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Broken:
finally for his attitude. no he shouldn't be treating you like that however you do have to communicate with him about this
0062672+×
Broken:
show that he has a tendency to give you lip anytime hes angry. i don't know buy a punching bag with your sister's face on it
so whenever he wants to yell have him hit her instead
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MmZ2EDO:
The context he brings it up is always prefaced by being envious of her rich dad though
0062675+×
MWOzADM:
He is in pain and does not know how to express it
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MmZ2EDO:
So that's weird
0062677+×
MmZ2EDO:
I guess he must be idk. I do everything I can for this man to make him happy
0062678+×
MWOzADM:
Give him some space
0062679+×
MWOzADM:
Make him miss you a bit so he can remember what he has to lose
0062680+×
MmZ2EDO:
He does get space though he goes out with his friends every Friday after work, fishing, movies all without me
0062681+×
MmZ2EDO:
It's just become impossible to please him and it's making my heart kinda sink
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MWOzADM:
Stop trying to please him
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ImNxImY:
That's not in my nature
0062685+×
ImNxImY:
I'm sure I've hit the wall and he's aware and just unhappy. I know I'm not happy with having to take in a bunch of kids this
isn't what it was supposed to be like
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hzM0MWM:
https://fading.blue/u/864769.jpeg
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hzM0MWM:
In other news, these are the kind of people I'm forced to interact with daily
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hzM0MWM:
We never accepted coins at the machines or in a drive up machine
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MWOzADM:
Have you tried taking mdma together?
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YTN4QWY:
One time we did and it was cut with pipers so I almost had to go to the hospital it was scary
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YTN4QWY:
I wouldn't do street drugs anymore everything has fentanyl in it anymore
0062693+×
YTN4QWY:
We do shrooms every once in a while and that's nice but last time we were on different planes because he got hammered first
and I was afraid of electronics and wanted to chill with the dogs
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MWOzADM:
I don't know what to tell you
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IDNmBDZ:
Idk either. Just venting
0062697+×
UTY3ATO:
I think he wants me to be someone I'm not and it just makes me sad
0062698+×
MWOzADM:
Who does he want you to be?
0062699+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe your sister over dosed him on red pills
0062700+×
MWOzADM:
Have you considered beating the shit out of her and other forms of violence on your sister to feel better?
0062701+×
MWOzADM:
It would be very cathartic
0062702+×
M2N3ADO:
I do think part of it is resentment towards me for my family
0062703+×
M2N3ADO:
But I can't control what they do I don't even talk to my sister anymore at all because I cant think of anything nice to say
0062704+×
MWOzADM:
Go on a vacation together
0062705+×
MWOzADM:
Go jet skiing
0062706+×
FzM5IDO:
That sounds like fun
0062707+×
FzM5IDO:
But I got home today and he's shit faced and I said I wanted to hang out tonight maybe and he just said oh and kept
drinking... so lol yay me
0062708+×
FzM5IDO:
It's probably me
0062709+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not as pretty as I used to be. Idk what to do about that. If I look too pretty I'm accused of going on a date or
something and if I look like shit (a mom) I just look like shit
0062710+×
FzM5IDO:
Muslims have always been right if I had been born Muslim my life would be so much better
0062711+×
FzM5IDO:
I think I've unknowingly been untruthful with you all, I don't think he loves me. I trapped him when we were young by
accident and he's being the good guy by living it out
0062713+×
FzM5IDO:
🧂
0062714+×
FzM5IDO:
That's just an emoji I'm not salting anything
0062715+×
FzM5IDO:
🫑
0062716+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh wow pepper works
0062717+×
MWOzADM:
Start working out
0062718+×
MWOzADM:
Get fit
0062719+×
MWOzADM:
Become undeniable
0062720+×
FzM5IDO:
My work out is managing toddler tantrums
0062721+×
FzM5IDO:
I feel like I've ran a mile after every one of her freak outs. But I have been thinking about doing Pilates I've never tried
it and it's pretty low impact
0062722+×
FzM5IDO:
So my knee won't fuck up
0062723+×
MWOzADM:
Ditch the toddlers and manage yourself
0062724+×
FzM5IDO:
But she needs help
0062725+×
MWOzADM:
You need help
0062726+×
Broken:
ok lets talk something else
0062727+×
Broken:
our fire alarm lost battery and the first thing we did was replace it
0062728+×
Broken:
annoying as shit
0062729+×
FzM5IDO:
What else would you have done?
0062730+×
Broken:
a good portion of african americans don't do it
0062731+×
Broken:
its actually a thing
0062732+×
FzM5IDO:
That's not new information leaf
0062733+×
FzM5IDO:
Sounds like you were prepared to listen to the beeps too based on your complaint
0062734+×
FzM5IDO:
If there's an annoying issue that can easily be fixed then fix it
0062735+×
FzM5IDO:
Sometimes all you need is a new battery
0062736+×
FzM5IDO:
Btw you're speaking with a seasoned American I'm not unaware of much
0062737+×
MWOzADM:
You guys have fire alarms?
0062738+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah you don't?
0062739+×
FzM5IDO:
They're called smoke detectors
0062740+×
MWOzADM:
No
0062741+×
MDN5QDN:
Barry, when ever a girlfriend constantly looks at me like she wants something
0062742+×
MDN5QDN:
Rather than just be chill and do nothing I get annoyed and act a bit like your husband
0062743+×
MDN5QDN:
If we start associating you with a job/obligation/chill breaker than we just start avoiding you just for some peace
0062744+×
MDN5QDN:
I don't know if that makes sense
0062745+×
MDN5QDN:
You know that feeling with you get with some friends when it seems like they only talk to you when they want something?
0062746+×
ZGOxYmM:
Which makes sense but I don't feel like that's how I am. I think just having our lives taken over by forces out of our
control has been a big strain on our relationship
0062747+×
ZGOxYmM:
It's hard also because we don't really get to do anything together because we don't have anyone to take the toddler
overnight, nobody wants to deal with her bc she's such a nightmare
0062748+×
MWOzADM:
> by forces out of our control
0062749+×
MWOzADM:
> choosing to adopt a couple of burdens that will resent you and look at you with disdain in the future
0062750+×
MWOzADM:
You are clearly incapable of civilzing her
0062751+×
Broken:
what are you implying swiss, that they should have left them on the street?
0062752+×
MWOzADM:
Give them to cps
0062753+×
MWOzADM:
The kids are clearly ungrateful
0062754+×
Broken:
the older kids seem to be fine. from what barry has to say they have their ups and downs
0062755+×
Broken:
the toddler is just doing toddler things
0062756+×
MWOzADM:
Nothing about this is fine
0062757+×
Broken:
but barry should have the older ones take care of the toddler just as much as her. as the older siblings its their
responsiblity as well
0062758+×
MWOzADM:
They need to feel like there will be real but fair consequences for their actions
0062759+×
Broken:
not saying the situation is ideal but you got to steer the ship the best you can
0062760+×
MWOzADM:
If not they will treat you like a push over
0062761+×
MWOzADM:
Barry's choice, the ungrateful kids or her husband
0062762+×
MWOzADM:
Which will she choose?
0062763+×
MWOzADM:
Can't have both
0062764+×
Broken:
whatever, we really are only gussing what is going on in that house neither of us know the really situation
0062765+×
MWOzADM:
Why don't you adopt the toddler?
0062766+×
YmYlJTY:
I'm not adopting any of them
0062767+×
YmYlJTY:
Cps would have split them up and sent the oldest to a girls group home for teens in eastern Washington, and the two littler
ones would also have been separated
0062768+×
YmYlJTY:
It's far less traumatic for them to be with me, and so we're clear my husband and I are not splitting over it
0062769+×
YmYlJTY:
And it's safer with us and we mostly have the means to provide for them
0062770+×
YmYlJTY:
With regard to behavior, the toddler has had such severe exposure to hard drugs I honestly think she's just damaged but it
will take a few years to determine the extent
0062771+×
YmYlJTY:
Like she did cocaine more times than I have in my life in her first few months alive
0062772+×
YmYlJTY:
The girls have told me horrible stories about watching her go through fentanyl withdrawal while she was in diapers
0062773+×
YmYlJTY:
The 10 year old is incredibly talented and well behaved and smart, oldest is one of those eat hot chips and lie girls but
it's been her conditioning
0062774+×
YmYlJTY:
And my son is perfect and white and also very intelligent
0062775+×
YmYlJTY:
"For better or worse" and we're surviving but that doesn't go without some tribulations but you wouldn't know Swiss
because you break up with every girlfriend you get!!
0062776+×
UTYyMTZ:
good idea swiss leaf should adopt the toddler
0062777+×
FzM5IDO:
Plot twist: leaf and Swiss get married and adopt a black baby
0062778+×
FzM5IDO:
No gay couples have ever done that
0062779+×
FzM5IDO:
I complain a lot but I've gotten much more astute about predicting and preventing her tantrums, what was most difficult was
thinking what worked with my kid would work for a crack baby
0062780+×
FzM5IDO:
And jeez was I wrong. Think of the most entitled person you know and double it, you have a drug baby
0062781+×
FzM5IDO:
Now I'm trying to explain to the oldest that you can't just hit a person if they don't like you or say bad things and I kid
you not she did the clap talk thing to me
0062782+×
FzM5IDO:
I hate America
0062783+×
MWOzADM:
I would have slapped her across the face after the first clap
0062784+×
MWOzADM:
Then I would say, when you clap like that you get clapped
0062785+×
MWOzADM:
I heard African Americans don't understand empathy
0062786+×
MWOzADM:
So teaching them stuff like that is hard
0062787+×
MWOzADM:
Also incapable of complex thoughts
0062788+×
MWOzADM:
Like if you ask them, "how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning" and they reply "what do
you mean, I did it breakfast"
0062789+×
MWOzADM:
And you say "but what if you didn't?" And then they look at you confused and annoyed and repeat "I ate
breakfast this morning"
0062790+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss you can slap me
0062791+×
FzM5IDO:
They do and they don't seem to carry those traits it's weird
0062792+×
FzM5IDO:
Idk how to explain it. The 10 year old is very empathetic and so sweet and thoughtful
0062793+×
FzM5IDO:
The oldest one is to an extent. She will do something wrong and have it explained to her and I'm like ok this is why you
can't xyz or give me your phone and she'll say "but what did I do I didn't do anything"
0062794+×
ImNwYGZ:
Some people don't know the difference between manipulation and true empathy
0062795+×
FzM5IDO:
She's more manipulative for sure
0062796+×
ImNwYGZ:
Those people usually get taken advantage of by sociopaths
0062797+×
ImNwYGZ:
So she a psychopath?
0062798+×
FzM5IDO:
But also if I get pissed enough she will sit and think for a minute and come apologize
0062799+×
ImNwYGZ:
Thanks for unintentional confirming my point
0062800+×
FzM5IDO:
I wish i explained it better
0062801+×
ImNwYGZ:
she's thinking about if apologizing will benefit her or not, it's not sincere in the slightest
0062802+×
FzM5IDO:
Because they are half white they have conflicting traits
0062803+×
ImNwYGZ:
Your sister didn't have the best traits to begin with...
0062804+×
FzM5IDO:
No it is, mind you this is a child I've been involved with since she was born it's not like they randomly dropped in my lap
last year
0062805+×
ImNwYGZ:
I used to hangout with sociopaths/psychopaths so I know all the tricks they play
0062806+×
FzM5IDO:
They despise their mother also, she's fucked them up so bad
0062807+×
ImNwYGZ:
The only thing that will help those kids is intense cognitive behavioral therapy
0062808+×
ImNwYGZ:
At that point they will just be domesticated sociopaths
0062809+×
FzM5IDO:
She told me the whole story of how her mom died last year, which is why they're with me
0062810+×
FzM5IDO:
They've had it really bad it almost made me cry because I couldn't imagine dealing with that
0062811+×
FzM5IDO:
She could only be saved by intravenous narcan I wish they hadn't thought of that
0062812+×
ImNwYGZ:
It's not an excuse, I had a hard up bringing and I know kids who have had it worse who are not sociopaths
0062813+×
ImNwYGZ:
We need to stop protecting the undesirables
0062814+×
FzM5IDO:
Exactly
0062815+×
FzM5IDO:
My life would be so much easier without her
0062816+×
ImNwYGZ:
They should legalize all the hard drugs but if you over dose no one will come to save you
0062817+×
FzM5IDO:
But I do have empathy so I think of the kids and how hard it was when my mom died even at 29 it's sad
0062818+×
ImNwYGZ:
The problem will solve itself
0062819+×
FzM5IDO:
Don't legalize it just stop responding to overdose calls
0062820+×
FzM5IDO:
They'd have so much more time for everyone else who legit needs help
0062821+×
ImNwYGZ:
Imagine having your empathy weaponized against yourself
0062822+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah idk I can't help it
0062823+×
FzM5IDO:
If I wasn't the way I am I'd probably have turned them away a long time ago and she even reminded me last night she's got it
pretty good here even though I'm stressed out and mad most of the time
0062824+×
FzM5IDO:
Must be better than getting hit in the face when you're in trouble or watching your parents tweak out for days on end
0062825+×
FzM5IDO:
If empathy can be taught then I'm doing it right now
0062826+×
FzM5IDO:
>be 12
0062827+×
FzM5IDO:
>it's summer time
0062828+×
FzM5IDO:
>parents barely let me leave our tiny stinky filthy apartment because they're sleeping for days from meth crash
0062829+×
FzM5IDO:
>they wake up, realize they're out of drugs
0062830+×
FzM5IDO:
>chaos, fighting, police eventually show up
0062831+×
FzM5IDO:
>"we won't take daddy to jail if you stay in this shelter for women and don't go back to him"
0062832+×
FzM5IDO:
>shelter for women is filled with drug addicts and their spawn
0062833+×
FzM5IDO:
>mommy gets a pill, eats it before showering
0062834+×
FzM5IDO:
>hearing strange noises and eventually mommy falls in the bathroom
0062835+×
FzM5IDO:
>there's no narcan in the bag fuck fuck fuck splash her face with water
0062836+×
FzM5IDO:
>tell staff at shelter, they save her/call 911
0062837+×
FzM5IDO:
>they're all mandated reporters, so now we have a "friend" from cps giving us a safety plan to NOT be taken away
0062838+×
FzM5IDO:
>tfw mommy just loves drugs so much we got taken anyway :(
0062839+×
FzM5IDO:
Many such cases, and you wouldn't believe how many chances the parents are given to recover. They get all their services for
free and they still refuse to cooperate
0062840+×
FzM5IDO:
There's a specific law that says cps must give parents a list of resources to get better but nothing is court mandated until
like one year. It's a painfully slow and unnecessary process
0062841+×
FzM5IDO:
And statistically speaking, children often don't benefit from unless they're being like sexually or physically abused
0062842+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss if you don't mind me asking, do you have young family members? What would you do? Not be empathetic?
0062843+×
FzM5IDO:
Leaf has a nephew correct? Saudi has mentioned a younger brother? I'm sure anyone in my shoes would rather take in their own
family then have them sent away
0062844+×
FzM5IDO:
And in my case they COULD have been sent to the black grandma, which her crimes against me have not even been discussed here
yet. I couldn't imagine
0062845+×
FzM5IDO:
There's my book go publish it
0062846+×
FzM5IDO:
What should the title be?
0062847+×
MWOzADM:
I keep a healthy distance between me and most of my family
0062848+×
MWOzADM:
They always complain, nag or just ruin things
0062849+×
MWOzADM:
The masochistic adventure of Barry
0062850+×
FzM5IDO:
I do too now, but back when my sister was normal and still my friend we agreed to have our kids raised as friends so I've
always been close to my nieces
0062851+×
MWOzADM:
The subtitle should be, Everything bad that happens to Barry is Barry's fault
0062852+×
FzM5IDO:
This is not my fault you fuck head
0062853+×
MWOzADM:
You're literally getting cucked by your sister
0062854+×
FzM5IDO:
Gross don't say that word when you're talking about kids
0062855+×
MWOzADM:
Getting cucked is literally raising someone else's kids
0062856+×
MWOzADM:
Barry the cuckhold
0062857+×
FzM5IDO:
You aren't getting it I don't think
0062858+×
FzM5IDO:
Sure im raising her kids because kids need raised but they're going to be better off for it and that's what matters
0062859+×
MWOzADM:
The proper term is cuckquean
0062860+×
MWOzADM:
Lol the jokes write themselves
0062861+×
MWOzADM:
Lmao even
0062862+×
FzM5IDO:
You're probably not even laughing out loud
0062863+×
FzM5IDO:
You probably have a mean face
0062864+×
MWOzADM:
In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to females who are investing parental effort in offspring that are not
genetically their own. Similar prying within a family is called wittoldry.[2] The term is derived from Early Modern English
dating back to AD 1562.[3][4]
0062865+×
FzM5IDO:
So are you saying I should have let them go into foster care to strangers houses to avoid being called a word?
0062866+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe
0062867+×
FzM5IDO:
Also I'm going to find you. One day you will be approached by a strange looking woman and be slapped and she'll walk away.
It's going to be me
0062868+×
MWOzADM:
You could have gone further back and beat the shit out of your sister the first time you caught her doing hard drugs
0062869+×
MWOzADM:
At this point you're so far down the fractal of bad decisions I doubt there is anyway back
0062870+×
FzM5IDO:
I beat the shit out of her for acting like a nigger and it didn't work then
0062871+×
FzM5IDO:
Why would I do it when she's in the throes of addiction?
0062872+×
FzM5IDO:
To your point though if I see her again I will beat the shit out of her and so will my husband
0062873+×
MWOzADM:
You didn't beat hard enough
0062874+×
MWOzADM:
It's probably because you have weak girly hands
0062875+×
FzM5IDO:
It's long overdue. And we've been practicing we got a bag thingy
0062876+×
MWOzADM:
Don't break your wrists lol
0062877+×
FzM5IDO:
Probably. You should see my scar from a boxer's fracture I had to have two surgeries when I broke it
0062878+×
MWOzADM:
What?
0062879+×
FzM5IDO:
My fifth? Metatarsal was completely shattered they basically puzzled it back together and I had two plates and 9 screws
0062880+×
MWOzADM:
Weak girly hands confirmed
0062881+×
FzM5IDO:
Because I had a bad temper in high school and some kid turned his head while I was punching so I got him in the back of the
head
0062882+×
MWOzADM:
Also let's not forget the world of the day "cuckquean"
0062883+×
FzM5IDO:
Nobody is laughing at that word it looks awkward
0062884+×
MWOzADM:
Ok Cuck Queen
0062885+×
FzM5IDO:
That's also stupid and you can't hurt my feelings
0062886+×
MWOzADM:
I need to turn this word into a meme
0062887+×
FzM5IDO:
Show me when you're done
0062888+×
MWOzADM:
I believe it's "her turn" to her t cucked
0062889+×
FzM5IDO:
?
0062890+×
MWOzADM:
I'm going to start a revolution of men cucking their girlfriends
0062891+×
MWOzADM:
Forcing them to watch in a corner
0062892+×
FzM5IDO:
No you aren't I've seen how few followers you have
0062893+×
MWOzADM:
They kinda did that in their halo Tv series
0062894+×
MWOzADM:
They made master chief cuck Cortana
0062895+×
MWOzADM:
They even forced Cortana to watch
0062896+×
FzM5IDO:
I didn't even know there was a halo series that's weird
0062897+×
MWOzADM:
It was weird
0062898+×
FzM5IDO:
That sounds like a show for perverts
0062899+×
MWOzADM:
That's what happens when you let women and soyboys in the writers room
0062900+×
FzM5IDO:
Sounds like you watched it though
0062901+×
MWOzADM:
I didn't pay for it ;)
0062902+×
FzM5IDO:
So you illegally downloaded a show for perverts?
0062904+×
FzM5IDO:
Idk what's worse
0062905+×
MWOzADM:
It's legal here lol
0062906+×
MWOzADM:
I need to keep my eye on American degeneracy so I can protect myself from it
0062907+×
FzM5IDO:
SO you went out of your way to download show for perverts?
0062908+×
FzM5IDO:
You're a pervert!
0062909+×
MWOzADM:
The west coast is Sodom and the East cost is Gamorrah
0062910+×
FzM5IDO:
Sure Bert
0062911+×
MWOzADM:
I stream, not download
0062912+×
MWOzADM:
Also don't forget
0062913+×
MWOzADM:
Cuckquean
0062914+×
FzM5IDO:
And what is it they keep in your country? The big atom thingy?
0062915+×
FzM5IDO:
Why did i forget that word
0062916+×
FzM5IDO:
In Geneva
0062917+×
FzM5IDO:
Particle accelerator
0062918+×
FzM5IDO:
To let demons in or something like that
0062919+×
FzM5IDO:
That's entirely your fault and yours alone
0062920+×
MWOzADM:
The large Hardon collider ;)
0062921+×
FzM5IDO:
Ooooh not only is to demonic but it sounds gay too
0062922+×
FzM5IDO:
Way to go Swiss
0062923+×
FzM5IDO:
You have fun sword fighting your demons and unleashing them on earth
0062924+×
MWOzADM:
The only demons are in America
0062925+×
MWOzADM:
Literal portal to hell
0062926+×
FzM5IDO:
But the portal is in Switzerland
0062927+×
MWOzADM:
Don't believe go drive around San Fran
0062928+×
MWOzADM:
You'll see hell on earth right there
0062929+×
FzM5IDO:
Literally, they built it for that
0062930+×
FzM5IDO:
No, major cities in America are the toilets for your demons
0062931+×
FzM5IDO:
The ones you see camping outside are the turds
0062932+×
FzM5IDO:
You say this like I'm unfamiliar with the cities but I've seen it gradually get worse and worse
0062933+×
FzM5IDO:
I've been to San Francisco
0062934+×
FzM5IDO:
And Portland, even Salt Lake City had an underbelly
0062935+×
FzM5IDO:
Austin... Houston
0062936+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not blind you asshole
0062937+×
MWOzADM:
You're probably a demon
0062938+×
MWOzADM:
Prove you're not a demon
0062939+×
FzM5IDO:
I have
0062940+×
FzM5IDO:
Now you
0062941+×
FzM5IDO:
He won't
0062942+×
MWOzADM:
I accept the lord and savior Jesus Christ into my heart
0062943+×
MWOzADM:
Now you say it
0062944+×
FzM5IDO:
You're being sac religious
0062945+×
MWOzADM:
See, demons can't say it
0062946+×
MWOzADM:
Got'em
0062947+×
FzM5IDO:
https://open.spotify.com/track/49ujOeGn9ErIbGIMNJZDsf?si=paR3rb9RRzCMM6uy3CvGJg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1EQpgT26jgbgRI
0062948+×
FzM5IDO:
Demons will say it mockingly
0062949+×
FzM5IDO:
Like you
0062950+×
FzM5IDO:
Something really creepy just happened I'm completely serious
0062951+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not even going to acknowledge it beyond this
0062952+×
FzM5IDO:
You're fucking haunted though I will say that much
0062953+×
FzM5IDO:
And Jesus is my lord and savior
0062954+×
MWOzADM:
Jesus who? Your gardener?
0062955+×
MWOzADM:
You need to be specific demon
0062956+×
FzM5IDO:
The power of Christ compels you
0062957+×
FzM5IDO:
https://youtu.be/__n7PMQvwcI
0062958+×
FzM5IDO:
I found a video of Swiss
0062959+×
MWOzADM:
The girl upstairs is crying
0062960+×
MWOzADM:
What did you do Barry?
0062961+×
MWOzADM:
Oh wow, she's really sobbing
0062962+×
FzM5IDO:
Go comfort her with your dick
0062963+×
MWOzADM:
No
0062964+×
Broken:
what do you mean "no" you know that dick is the solution for all women's problems
0062965+×
Broken:
now be a man and comfort her with your cock
0062966+×
MWOzADM:
My dick has high standards
0062967+×
MWOzADM:
Its not for any jane, jill or jenny
0062968+×
FzM5IDO:
If she's crying she needs it
0062969+×
MWOzADM:
Thats not my problem
0062970+×
FzM5IDO:
Evidently it is if you have to listen to it
0062971+×
FzM5IDO:
Guys it's over 100 degrees Fahrenheit outside today it's awful
0062972+×
MWOzADM:
Please use a real measurement
0062973+×
FzM5IDO:
https://fading.blue/u/129893.jpeg
0062974+×
FzM5IDO:
I found a baby snake also
0062975+×
FzM5IDO:
It was like 4 inches Fahrenheit
0062976+×
FzM5IDO:
Idk how to convert to Celsius
0062977+×
FzM5IDO:
https://fading.blue/u/130009.jpeg
0062978+×
FzM5IDO:
He's so cute
0062979+×
Broken:
cool snek
0062980+×
MWOzADM:
Are you going to eat it?
0062981+×
MWOzADM:
RIP snake
0062982+×
FzM5IDO:
I would never eat a predator you should know this about me
0062983+×
Broken:
my mother has been raising monarch butterflies
0062984+×
Broken:
3 out of 4 all totally fine but the last one was born without a fourth wing which makes it impossible for it to fly
0062985+×
Broken:
its probably not going to last the night
0062986+×
MWOzADM:
Leaf is part of MKUltra and the CIA confirmed
0062987+×
FzM5IDO:
That's a very cool hobby and also very sad I'm so sorry for the little guy :(
0062988+×
ImNwYGZ:
Why do I feel like it was your fault?
0062989+×
ImNwYGZ:
Also can we not forget our new favorite word, "cuckquean"?
0062990+×
ImNwYGZ:
We should all use it in a sentence
0062991+×
ImNwYGZ:
Like "I heard that they call Barry the cuckquean of Washington"
0062992+×
ImNwYGZ:
Now you guys try
0062993+×
FzM5IDO:
You're fucking annoying sometimes
0062994+×
FzM5IDO:
And you also must be a shitty person if you would leave kids on their own if you had the means to care for them
0062995+×
FzM5IDO:
Because you care so much about a word
0062996+×
FzM5IDO:
Shallow
0062997+×
ImNwYGZ:
You're evil because you're subverting natural selection
0062998+×
ImNwYGZ:
You are enabling demons
0062999+×
ImNwYGZ:
But what do you expect from a cuckquean?
0063000+×
FzM5IDO:
What do you mean about natural selection?
0063001+×
FzM5IDO:
What does it have to do with me and what is evil about taking care of kids?
0063002+×
FzM5IDO:
God you're so rude
0063003+×
FzM5IDO:
Why do you enjoy being such a faggot to me? And why does the conversation here have to revolve around your thoughts? Leaf
wanted to talk about butterflies if way rather do that than continue to be insulted
0063004+×
UjM3UjZ:
To Americans saying the objective reality is rude lol
0063005+×
UjM3UjZ:
What's funny is the demon spawn inspire most of my bants
0063006+×
UjM3UjZ:
I guess it's kind of noble to sacrifice and ruin your life for children who will be forever ungrateful and will give you
nothing but disdane in the future
0063007+×
UjM3UjZ:
From now on, no more talk of the demon spawn
0063008+×
UjM3UjZ:
Or else the ridicule will intensify
0063009+×
UjM3UjZ:
I think that's fair
0063010+×
MWOzADM:
Im gonna take a break for a few days guys
0063011+×
ZGNidzN:
Ok good riddance maybe someone else wants to explain what exactly he mean because I don't understand
0063012+×
Broken:
hes just disappointed of his own life. he needs to take things out on you for having a family
0063013+×
AjZ1QGM:
Yeah in my experience speculating on things you have zero experience with doesn't make it an objective reality
0063014+×
czMmdTZ:
I also m curious why he thinks the kids will despise me and are ungrateful like he knows them lol
0063015+×
Broken:
listen to how he talks about his own parents
0063016+×
Broken:
when he does talk he doesn't seem to hold his parents in high regard
0063017+×
Broken:
haven't seen saudi in a long time
0063018+×
Broken:
the butterfly flew away. can't fly high but can manage to get around
0063019+×
FzM5IDO:
That's good do you have a picture?
0063020+×
FzM5IDO:
Did your mom find monarch chrysalis' or was this like a planned project?
0063021+×
FzM5IDO:
I've only seen a few actual monarchs in my life so this is kind of inspiring
0063022+×
FzM5IDO:
I know where to find Saudi I'll check in
0063023+×
VDZmFzN:
don't check on me smh
0063024+×
Broken:
heres one of the normal butterflies https://fading.blue/u/274236.jpg
0063025+×
Broken:
this one is the one without the fourth wing https://fading.blue/u/274200.jpg
0063026+×
Broken:
My mom has plants that attract monarchs where they lay eggs
0063027+×
FzM5IDO:
Are those on oriental lilies?
0063028+×
Broken:
no they are a type of milky weed
0063029+×
FzM5IDO:
Those are pretty too does she use them in landscaping or what?
0063030+×
Broken:
no they are in pots there isn't space in the garden for them
0063031+×
E2YzcTY:
what a creep
0063032+×
FzM5IDO:
Who?
0063033+×
E2YzcTY:
swiss
0063034+×
FzM5IDO:
Also I'm enjoying the mild conversation
0063035+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm willing to forgive him if he comes back
0063036+×
FzM5IDO:
Should he choose violence again I have no choice but the fly to Switzerland and slap him straight in the face
0063037+×
FzM5IDO:
His bants go too far
0063038+×
FzM5IDO:
Or at least what he calls bants
0063039+×
gDNjdjN:
so rude of you
0063040+×
FzM5IDO:
No not at all I have to stand up for myself against bullies
0063041+×
FzM5IDO:
I've missed you saudi man
0063042+×
gDNjdjN:
i didn't miss you because i check every day
0063043+×
gDNjdjN:
but i have nothing to say
0063044+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh ok
0063045+×
Broken:
my basement smells moldy
0063046+×
E2YzcTY:
mmm mold
0063047+×
lTYkNDM:
Go bleach it
0063048+×
Broken:
swede come over and eat the mold out of my house
0063049+×
Broken:
bonus points if you kill the woodpecker eating away at the side of our house
0063050+×
E2YzcTY:
What kind of mold
0063051+×
E2YzcTY:
https://fading.blue/u/471989
0063052+×
E2YzcTY:
Discuss
0063053+×
Broken:
posion gas and a hazmat suit. end of conversation
0063054+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm confused
0063055+×
FzM5IDO:
God damn wildfire smoke has finally descended upon us here in my area
0063056+×
FzM5IDO:
I thought we were gonna be safe this summer
0063057+×
I2NwAzY:
hi
0063058+×
I2NwAzY:
what is this place?
0063059+×
QDM2UjY:
Laus anonymous dot com
0063061+×
QDM2UjY:
Welcome
0063062+×
I2NwAzY:
whats up
0063063+×
FzM5IDO:
Hello
0063064+×
IjZ4EDN:
im done with this
0063065+×
Broken:
?
0063066+×
FzM5IDO:
Goodbye saudi friend
0063067+×
FzM5IDO:
He's on to greener pastures
0063068+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm feeling the same kinda, can Barry just be deleted and I don't come back?
0063069+×
FzM5IDO:
I feel like I've been a human experiment online
0063070+×
IjZ4EDN:
nah im just being bitch and if im actually leaving i will leave a positive message instead of that emo bullshit
0063071+×
IjZ4EDN:
anything can be deleted barry
0063072+×
IjZ4EDN:
as you can see swiss deleted himself
0063073+×
ZWZwIzM:
I guess I hurt his feelings but he kept calling me evil and saying my kids hate me and it's not true
0063074+×
ZWZwIzM:
It didn't feel like banter after a few messages
0063075+×
Broken:
yeah i think he realized it too
0063076+×
Broken:
the cunt is taking time off to reflect on his cunt ways
0063077+×
Broken:
in other news finished my final for my summer class
0063078+×
FzM5IDO:
What was your score?
0063079+×
FzM5IDO:
And he isn't a cunt I just don't think he's a parent maybe we'll never know what was stuck up his ass that day
0063080+×
Broken:
don't have my mark yet.
0063081+×
MGN5YTM:
Which one of you sent a massive fraudulent message to the people at my credit union you're literally ruining my day
0063082+×
MGN5YTM:
Week*
0063083+×
YGOyIGM:
swiss strikes again
0063084+×
V2MyI2Y:
No Swiss actually called me today at work
0063085+×
V2MyI2Y:
He had a crazy story, he had to flee the area and move to Orlando because he was being nocturnally raped by a ghost
0063086+×
V2MyI2Y:
He told me his bowel movements are now 3 inches wide when before the ghost rapes they were never wider than 1/4 inch
0063087+×
V2MyI2Y:
And the ghosts have been shooting guns at him and his family and throwing apples in his yard
0063088+×
V2MyI2Y:
Anyway he needs a loan to replace his computer that he couldn't take with him to Orlando. He needs this for his business
0063089+×
V2MyI2Y:
And he can't wait to go to Disney world and get drunk and ride rollercoasters
0063090+×
V2MyI2Y:
^actual conversation I had with a person today
0063091+×
Broken:
I love that he puts the apples alongside the ghost bucking him and shooting at his family
0063092+×
Broken:
did the drugs you two talked about finally get to swiss?
0063093+×
ATZhNDO:
The neighbors performing rituals have pirate flags at their driveway
0063094+×
ATZhNDO:
And he is seeing pirate flags all over Florida (Tampa Bay buccaneers)
0063095+×
ATZhNDO:
He's being targeted!
0063096+×
Broken:
what
0063097+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm recounting my conversation with the crazy guy aka Swiss
0063098+×
FzM5IDO:
He was fucking nuts
0063099+×
MGOzYWY:
However I do need Swiss to come back I need free tech advice
0063100+×
NjN3YmY:
Maybe one of you can answer this
0063101+×
NjN3YmY:
so the fraud thing I mentioned the other day is massive actually
0063102+×
NjN3YmY:
A member got a phone call and it said to press "1" so he did and suddenly they had access to his online banking
0063103+×
NjN3YmY:
can malware be installed that way? How could they get remote access that way?
0063105+×
gTN1QGM:
They had like full access and changed contact info and sent themselves money through Zelle
0063106+×
Broken:
so swiss took a break from chatting to getting scammed
0063107+×
Broken:
karma is cathartic
0063108+×
FzM5IDO:
My son turns 13 today I feel like I could cry
0063109+×
FzM5IDO:
And we have a thunderstorm it's nice to watch first thing in the morning
0063110+×
Broken:
tell him i said happy birthday
0063111+×
FzM5IDO:
Thanks leef
0063112+×
FzM5IDO:
Also I think it's very cool that hulk hogan did the jre podcast
0063113+×
FzM5IDO:
If only you guys knew what it was like to be a kid in the 90s
0063114+×
FzM5IDO:
Like touchscreens were a far away thought for me back then
0063115+×
FzM5IDO:
We had a phone on the wall and the cord was stretched about 20 feet
0063116+×
FzM5IDO:
When we got a cordless phone I would walk as far outside my house as possible just to see what happened. I didn't know if I'd
blow up or anything
0063117+×
Broken:
we get it you're old
0063118+×
Broken:
repainted the dryed paint around the windows. praise me
0063119+×
VGOmJjM:
No you called me old
0063120+×
VGOmJjM:
Bad job
0063121+×
E2YzcTY:
happy birthday to your son
0063122+×
E2YzcTY:
good job canada
0063123+×
Broken:
when is swiss coming back? hes bants added spice to this place
0063124+×
FzM5IDO:
He is probably waiting for someone to say just that
0063125+×
FzM5IDO:
We all miss him it's true
0063126+×
FzM5IDO:
Come on back swiss I'm sorry I said faggot
0063127+×
NjYhdTY:
Test
0063128+×
FzM5IDO:
What are you testing
0063129+×
E2YzcTY:
Swiss in disguise
0063130+×
Broken:
after taking a shower a big spider ran into my shirt
0063131+×
Broken:
took 10 minutes to figure out whether it still was in their or not
0063132+×
FzM5IDO:
Why didn't you just take the shirt off and shake it around?
0063133+×
Broken:
nah the shirt was on the ground
0063134+×
Broken:
and i did shake it but nothing came out and that freaked me out
0063135+×
IjY2MmZ:
Spiders are friends
0063136+×
Broken:
spiders are yucky
0063137+×
Broken:
my cat disappered again
0063138+×
Broken:
a graco killed a sparrow by pecking at its neck
0063139+×
EmNzMjM:
it's sos hot
0063140+×
Broken:
hey Slovakia
0063141+×
BDZhdDM:
should have worn the shirt to become spiderman
0063142+×
MWZ0ADN:
Really screwed the pooch on that one leaf
0063143+×
MWZ0ADN:
Kids are back to school let's see which one of them fucks something up today lol
0063144+×
MWZ0ADN:
And I almost forgot to tell you guys!!!
0063145+×
MWZ0ADN:
Last Friday the cops ended a car chase in the parking lot of my work and made us lock down the building because they had like
8 cops with ar-15s out it was crazy
0063146+×
Broken:
thats a hell of a thing to forget
0063147+×
Broken:
was there a shoot out? or did the criminal give in like a pussy?
0063148+×
Broken:
hell probably was swiss thats why hes been gone
0063150+×
IzMiBjM:
No shoot out but it was pretty annoying to be locked in the building because police don't trust themselves not to make
civilians collateral damage
0063151+×
Broken:
my cat still hasn't come home
0063152+×
Broken:
im thinking one of you took her
0063153+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm the animal whisperer she is probably on a cross country expedition to find me
0063154+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss we love you and miss you come back
0063155+×
FzM5IDO:
I would say if you come back I'll post tits but I have no idea what red does with his fading.blue stuff that kinda freaks me
out
0063156+×
Broken:
i had the worst dream
0063157+×
Broken:
don't remember much but i will try to give my best explanation
0063158+×
Broken:
it was me with 5 other girls and we wanted to have sex.
0063159+×
Broken:
now there is a spot in my memory but for some reason the 5 girls left to get ready
0063160+×
Broken:
the next scene i remember is this other girl lying next to me asking for sex but i said no because apperently she was made of
poison and if i stuck my dick in I die
0063161+×
Broken:
then i woke up
0063162+×
Broken:
6 girls all wanted my dick and i didn't get to stick it in any of them
0063163+×
Broken:
everytime I have these types of dreams where im about to fuck some girl, just before i consummate the act I wake up
0063164+×
Broken:
why is it that even in my dreams i could never end my virginity? what is my subconcious telling me?
0063165+×
Broken:
its not fucking fair
0063166+×
FzM5IDO:
Girls are made of poison though you should be cared what you put your dick in
0063167+×
MmNmNjY:
its fine i had a dream where i put my dick in a girl it felt like i put it needless
0063168+×
MmNmNjY:
and i think agter that dream i started getting dream sex scenes
0063169+×
FzM5IDO:
Wow
0063170+×
Broken:
another dream to put it in persepective
0063171+×
Broken:
i was hitting it off with this thick aunty milf, which is weird because i don't have such fetishes but whatever. anyways i
had everything prepared with candles lit and everything
0063172+×
Broken:
and right when we were about to do it, a robotic morty from rick & morty bust through the door and said:
0063173+×
Broken:
"oh jeez.. oh jeez. sorry wrong door" then he left. after that everything went to black and i woke up
0063174+×
Broken:
like what the fuck
0063175+×
Broken:
my subconscious cucks me
0063176+×
MmNmNjY:
LOL
0063177+×
MmNmNjY:
tf leaf
0063178+×
dDZkBTN:
He was having a dream about me, the thick auntie milf
0063179+×
dDZkBTN:
Aw how sweet
0063180+×
dDZkBTN:
I'm flattered
0063181+×
MmNmNjY:
you just made it super weird
0063183+×
Broken:
this was before i met you
0063184+×
VGZkJGO:
You're weird saudi
0063185+×
BTNilzY:
Wanna know what's cool?
0063186+×
BTNilzY:
My cubicle at work is right next to my manager's so I get to hear everyone's dramatic stories when they go in there and whine
0063187+×
Broken:
heres my dramatic story. school starts next week
0063188+×
IGZ2YWZ:
Why aren't you done with school yet
0063189+×
Broken:
i have another year
0063190+×
U2Y0ImZ:
Fooey
0063191+×
U2Y0ImZ:
I'm here to claim my tits
0063192+×
U2Y0ImZ:
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2633763-rudy-giuliani-sexual-abuse-lawsuit-transcripts-i-want-to-claim-my-tits
0063193+×
FzM5IDO:
I miss my friend :(
0063194+×
Broken:
i want to claim some tits :(
0063195+×
cTO1YmY:
claim deez nutz
0063196+×
Broken:
so my cat has been missing for a week now
0063197+×
cTO1YmY:
got tired of you bs
0063198+×
Broken:
she loves me... or used to love me
0063199+×
Broken:
i forgot my dad's birthday is today. opps
0063200+×
FzM5IDO:
You should get your cat one if those tracking devices for her collar and see where exactly she goes
0063201+×
FzM5IDO:
Or get it and say it's a gift for your dad
0063202+×
QTY0AjY:
thank god i don't have to worry about peoples birthdays
0063203+×
Broken:
my dad is 69. you're not aloud to make jokes about that
0063204+×
Broken:
arabs don't do anything on birthdays?
0063205+×
QTY0AjY:
nah except for thoses who copy the west
0063206+×
QTY0AjY:
i don't personal know any of them so thats good
0063207+×
QTY0AjY:
thoese*
0063208+×
FzM5IDO:
You're so much younger than me but your dad is older than my dad
0063209+×
FzM5IDO:
Probably in way better shape though my dads a pretty bad alcoholic
0063210+×
FzM5IDO:
Happy bday leaf dad
0063211+×
gDZxADM:
All of my smoke detectors went off at 4 am in the dot today and there was no smoke it was weird
0063212+×
gDZxADM:
I blame Swiss because he isn't here
0063213+×
gDZxADM:
Also blame my sister for existing
0063214+×
dTYzMmN:
What is this
0063215+×
FzM5IDO:
Your mom
0063216+×
FzM5IDO:
Who are you and what bring you here
0063217+×
Broken:
had to replace the batteries of my smoke detector a couple days ago
0063218+×
Broken:
the batteries died because of swiss and my cat not being here
0063219+×
Broken:
and your sister for existing
0063220+×
E2YzcTY:
Okay but how would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning
0063221+×
Broken:
hungry
0063222+×
kDNxMmM:
makes sense
0063223+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't really like eating first thing in the morning
0063224+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm making musubis today for kids lunches are you guys proud
0063225+×
Broken:
the last time i had sushi i vomitted, so no, im not proud
0063226+×
FzM5IDO:
It's not sushi
0063227+×
Broken:
um yeah it is. google it
0063228+×
Broken:
but it looks good. never had spam before
0063229+×
kDNxMmM:
zamatta
0063230+×
ETNjZmZ:
How are you Japanese but never had spam?
0063231+×
QjM0MDN:
My surgery will cost $27000, insurance covers $20k
0063232+×
QjM0MDN:
Thanks a lot Obama
0063233+×
QjM0MDN:
It's in 9 days I'm getting scared
0063234+×
Broken:
where i can't do anything to help but i can tell you good luck
0063235+×
FzM5IDO:
Send me $6000
0063236+×
FzM5IDO:
$6457 exactly actually
0063237+×
EWZhFGO:
ask saudi he probably has a nice job now
0063238+×
NGNzgTY:
Saudi can you please send me $
0063239+×
kDNxMmM:
no
0063240+×
IjM2kDM:
God dammit
0063241+×
Broken:
the best part of uni is seeing all the hot girls walk around. everything else is shit
0063242+×
FzM5IDO:
You don't feel fulfilled by getting good grades and stuff? Learning?
0063243+×
EmNlRmN:
hardly pay attention to what grades i get and everything I "learn" goes in one ear and out the other
0063244+×
EmNlRmN:
they cram to much for anything to stick
0063245+×
dDZlVzM:
Why go then?
0063246+×
IjZhVDZ:
ola
0063247+×
Broken:
ola brazil
0063248+×
ZWMxETM:
why go leaf?
0063249+×
ZWMxETM:
for me because i had no other option i guess
0063250+×
ZWMxETM:
but honestly i didn't even look for anything else
0063251+×
ZWMxETM:
super gay i know
0063252+×
ZWMxETM:
i just wanted to go fucking outside
0063253+×
Broken:
not looking for anyother option is me
0063254+×
Broken:
oh i have a presentation next week, great
0063255+×
FzM5IDO:
What are you presenting
0063256+×
ZWMxETM:
presentation about how asian women are superior to ahite women
0063257+×
ZWMxETM:
#notyellowfever
0063258+×
Broken:
personality wise sure but on physical attraction whites take it
0063259+×
FzM5IDO:
It's subjective right?
0063260+×
FzM5IDO:
I still have a celebrity crush on gong yoo so I can't say you're wrong but he's like.. brad Pitt gorgeous imo
0063261+×
ZWMxETM:
how can you be so wrong leaf smh
0063262+×
ZWMxETM:
korea men take the cake for sure
0063263+×
ZWMxETM:
#nohomo
0063264+×
Broken:
nah thats full homo. I was going to say korean men look like they got no testosterone but then i remembered korean zombie
exists
0063265+×
Broken:
all the attractive asians look the same or at least have the same haircut. whites have more variety
0063266+×
ZWMxETM:
okay nerd you got a point, also caring about how testosterone a man has is super homo
0063267+×
Broken:
but saying "korea men take the cake for sure" isn't?
0063268+×
Broken:
we all know the 'cake' is in reference to yourself
0063269+×
ZWMxETM:
im not a cake leaf im some terrible food they feed to prisoners
0063270+×
ZWMxETM:
you are tge cake
0063271+×
ZWMxETM:
the*
0063272+×
Barry:
Don't talk down about yourself young man
0063273+×
Barry:
Also Swiss is summoned by the og barry if this doesn't work that means he hates us
0063274+×
Barry:
Clearly your kids need you Swiss come home from the milk store please
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ZWMxETM:
stay hard swiss
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FzM5IDO:
No homo?
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ZWMxETM:
nothing homo about staying hard
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ZWMxETM:
stay hard barry
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Broken:
im sick
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Broken:
my nose is runny
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FzM5IDO:
It's going around 3/6 of my house has had some kind of virus in the last week or so
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FzM5IDO:
Take oregano oil
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ZWMxETM:
i had a virus too but it wasn't much it went away after a couple of days
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ZWMxETM:
maybe it wll comeback and hit harder who knows
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BTMkBjN:
My family is getting hit with another virus now right before my god damned surgery tomorrow
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EmNlRmN:
im pretty much out of it now
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EmNlRmN:
good luck barry you're going to need it
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Y2YzUjZ:
I will be fine
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ETYiNGZ:
I'm at the hospital now guys eeek
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QWY2gjZ:
And someone seriously brought a whiny little fucking kid
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Broken:
my dad went to the hospital too. apperently there is a 10% chance of prostate cancer
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Broken:
they had to stick a figure up his ass lol
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NDMwE2Y:
i was told by someone they do that to test stuff, thats why im never getting shit tested
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NDMwE2Y:
why they do that?
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Broken:
an enlargened prostate is a sign of cancer
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Broken:
men don't need to be checked until we are in our 60/70s i think
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dzMlRzY:
Oh dead prayers to your dad that could be bad leaf I'm sorry
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dzMlRzY:
40 years is the earliest recommended to get checked
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dzMlRzY:
My surgery went well the tumor was 3x as large as originally thought but nothing like prostate cancer. Hope for the best leaf
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FzM5IDO:
The nurses gave me my phone back while I was on anesthesia sorry leef I didn't mean dead prayers I meant oh dear*
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FzM5IDO:
Also it doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer either. One way or another I wish him the best
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FzM5IDO:
The purpose of a finger in the ass is to feel for the enlarged prostate Saudi bro if you care about yourself you should start
having phyicals every year and at 40 they start sending you to gay doctors to have them inspect the prostate
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FzM5IDO:
No homo
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NDMwE2Y:
"you should start getting bum fingered by gay doctors every year"
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NDMwE2Y:
nah
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FzM5IDO:
Ok
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FzM5IDO:
If you don't have older men in your family who've had it you probably aren't at risk anyway
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MTMwQTZ:
well i have a presentation in 30 min
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FzM5IDO:
Good luck!
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NDMwE2Y:
how did it go leafer
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Broken:
i made sure it was as boring as possible so no one would bother to ask questions and it worked
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cTYwATZ:
genius
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cTYwATZ:
back poland i guess smh
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E2YzcTY:
i didn't know leaf was japanese
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E2YzcTY:
ohio
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BjN3UWM:
kawaii desu ne leaf sama
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BjN3UWM:
fk should have use kun
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BjN3UWM:
god damn
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Broken:
its been a week and im still sick
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Broken:
one of you is to blame
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Broken:
i should ask, your problem fixed with the tumor gone?
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FzM5IDO:
I can feel a difference, I didn't realize how much it was impacting my life in small ways but today is by far the worst pain
I've had since surgery
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FzM5IDO:
They made 4 incisions and each one hurts on its own I can't even cough or clear my throat without pain
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FzM5IDO:
Strep throat is going around. Did you try the oregano oil like I said?
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BjN3UWM:
take a cold shower leaf
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BjN3UWM:
eat a load
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BjN3UWM:
stay hard
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Broken:
always hard
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BjN3UWM:
:fire:
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FzM5IDO:
That was one of the most gay recommendations I've ever heard
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FzM5IDO:
Eat a load? Stay hard?
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E2YzcTY:
THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON
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BjN3UWM:
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS?
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BjN3UWM:
eat a load = eat alot
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BjN3UWM:
i eat alot when i get sick
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BjN3UWM:
and it seems to help
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BjN3UWM:
maybe placebo idk
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BjN3UWM:
swiss made a post here in my dream
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Broken:
i would call you gay for dreaming for another man to return but i had the same dream
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UTMxgzM:
lmao
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FzM5IDO:
We need him back
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FzM5IDO:
My wrist is super swollen like an inch from where they had one of my iv's it's freaking me out and it hurts
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FzM5IDO:
And the pain from my incisions keeps waking me up at night. It's almost 3 am :'(
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Broken:
that not good. put some ice on it
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Broken:
i can't handle spicy food
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UTMxgzM:
i can handle the heat butmy stomach can't handle it
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FzM5IDO:
I love spicy food
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JmZ4AjZ:
its entirely green
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JmZ4AjZ:
lol not anymore
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UTMxgzM:
had to ruined leafer huh?
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Broken:
don't worry im back to being green
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FzM5IDO:
Do you guys think Swiss has checked any of our posts or even misses us?
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EmNlRmN:
well the site is still up so swiss hasn't 100% abandoned us just not posting anymore
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EmNlRmN:
at least thinking there are the same person
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EmNlRmN:
if they aren't... purpleswiss is the big gay
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EmNlRmN:
i haven't seen a swiss id in a long time so no i don't think he has returned
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EmNlRmN:
so most likely doesn't miss us
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Broken:
i had a dream where swiss came back to respond to these messages and called me a fag for them
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FzM5IDO:
Maybe you guys need to keep dreaming him back and I should make my exit. Clearly that's what triggered him. Sorry Swiss
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FzM5IDO:
But wait I have news
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FzM5IDO:
My sister drove her car down the wrong side of the road in Portland and crashed into a pole like a fucking moron
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Broken:
im sorry you're biologically related
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Broken:
but i have to ask, wasn't she off substances? well i guess not
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Broken:
what the kids think?
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IzMwATO:
She is on substances I think she only stops when it's convenient and she can make herself look like she's doing good
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IzMwATO:
The kids don't know yet
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UTMxgzM:
i assume she didn't die
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UTMxgzM:
oh well
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UTMxgzM:
i keep thinking that swiss might have finally accepted his lust for black people and settle with a black girl
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UTMxgzM:
no idea why i keep imagining a french pervert with a black kween
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UTMxgzM:
i might be a weirdo
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UTMxgzM:
i can't help it
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UTMxgzM:
sorry guys
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JmZjRWM:
She didn't die. I wish she had though and that's not very Christlike of me I'm sorry
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JmZjRWM:
Swiss loves thicc bitches I bet

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