This was interesting because Lausanne is so close to France
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DirtyBarry:
Please explain how Switzerland can do what they do, in great detail
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DirtyBarry:
And you have the hadron collider
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DirtyBarry:
Plus world class public transportation
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DirtyBarry:
But nobody can mess with you. What if I did?
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DirtyBarry:
And why do they want old people to work so badly it's not like they know how to do any god damned thing
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DirtyBarry:
Let them just die with money for us to inherit and do stuff with
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MWOzADM:
France is always protesting
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MWOzADM:
It's funny how everyone is already forgotten about the yellow vests
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MWOzADM:
Everyone is forced to do military service and that manifests solidarity amoungst the people
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MWOzADM:
Also we don't have 1 president, there are 7 so no one group has absolute power
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MWOzADM:
Like a true democracy
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Broken:
thats an oligarchy
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Broken:
swiss probably thinks a true democracy is one in which every person has an equal say in government
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Broken:
and he probably thinks its a good thing
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EzYyQWM:
I mean I rather live in Switzerland than Canada...
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EzYyQWM:
I do feel the votes are manipulated here though...
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DirtyBarry:
I'll never forget about the yellow vests
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DirtyBarry:
You skipped military you said though are you retarded or something? How do you get out of it
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DirtyBarry:
And of course the votes in Canada are manipulated how do you have such a shitty president for so long?
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Broken:
idiotic population and poor opposition candidates. also we don't have a president, we have a prime minister
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DirtyBarry:
Oh yeah that's right
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DirtyBarry:
He's gay isn't he?
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DirtyBarry:
I laugh at the village people memes
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JmZ4AjZ:
i literaly forgot that china has been messing with our elections from 2018 supporting liberal candidates
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UjZjFmM:
lol russia again but theres a propaganda show on russian government tv channel where they discuss stuff and recently during a live stream the big propagandist of that show got asked a question why his son works at modeling agency in london, on which the dude started to call that fake, blame "nazi ukrainians", speak in german and say allahu akbar
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YTNjJTN:
Why
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UjZjFmM:
also one day the dude came to the show with battered face, the other day he literally brought an anti tank guided missile with him
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FTO3QjM:
also military service, idk if you wanna know but its mandatory in russia too unless you are some really valuable scientist or something, or you can just buy a war ticket which is like 2k usd/chf, or 2.7k cad, or 7.3k sar
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FTO3QjM:
does the price look reasonable in your currency?
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Broken:
how long is military service?
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Broken:
also depends on what my social situation is. are my friends going? social pressures or missed job oppotunities and such effect my choice
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Broken:
3k isn't cheap but not unreasonable especially for my families financial status
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QjMwMTN:
> how long is military service? - 1 year, used to be 2
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UWZ2UTZ:
omg offtopic but georgian government accepted some anti democracy law and because of georgians being huge fans of freedom theres now mass protests which police fights with tear gas, i just went outside and saw big groups of people that looked like protesters, they were carrying gas masks and stuff
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Broken:
huh, whats the law do?
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UWZ2UTZ:
organizations like mass medias and people that are at least 20% funded by foreigners will be considered foreign agents
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MjYiVmZ:
a similar law is in russia so georgians accuse the government of being pro-putinism
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djZ5QGO:
That sounds like fun go take pictures
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JWNwAzY:
yeah sounds like a very lot of fun indeed, especially the fact that i just saw a clip of protesters casually dancing to annoying sounds the enforcers turn on in order to make people leave and the clip is filmed at place that im walking through every day
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JWNwAzY:
maybe im taking another path today, or pictures
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DirtyBarry:
I like it when the little people actually stand up to their governments
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DirtyBarry:
Not like the blm riots but in cases like this it makes me happy
It's not necessarily an important bridge but it's on non load bearing cinder blocks so the tunnels underneath could have caused a serious problem if the road collapsed. Would've collapse on a homeless community but who knows if normal people would have survived it
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BzMyQ2Y:
Homeless people here are so stupid
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Broken:
yeah i know right, i mean why don't they just buy a house?
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UGZzITM:
Or not use drugs and end up on the street
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UGZzITM:
What a wild idea
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RWNmRWZ:
Also not destroy infrastructure to have a place to sleep
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DirtyBarry:
Where has Swiss been?
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EWZhFGO:
homeless
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ZmNhVmM:
allegedly the law has been cancelled, but now protesters demand the government to retire
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ZmNhVmM:
i am in tbilisi
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Broken:
I'm going to guess that your a Russian living in Georgia?
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UmN1ETZ:
im guessing you are a canadian living in canada
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lDOwEWY:
lol
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lDOwEWY:
yes leaf, and ive already confirmed it once when saudi asked the same thing
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lDOwEWY:
why does it keep detecting my ips as american
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MWOzADM:
Because it knows youre in quantico
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EWZhFGO:
you guessed right saudi
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FmM3QTZ:
Swiss you must be the real fed
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FmM3QTZ:
I live in the us and I didn't even know that's where feds are I always thought Langley
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UmYjBDZ:
switzerland is cia's home and cern is their real headquarters
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YGN4MWO:
They're demons from hell and they eat money
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MWOzADM:
That's anti semetic
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MWOzADM:
Are you a nazi?
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YGN4MWO:
There's not a bank run can confirm
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YGN4MWO:
I'm literally sitting in one right now and all is calm
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YGN4MWO:
Well a credit union but there's no pandemonium
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DirtyBarry:
Why does everyone want a happeni so bad?
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DirtyBarry:
There's tons of shit going on
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DirtyBarry:
Does the chat really have to die over it?
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DirtyBarry:
It's fucking happening around us all the time
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JzN0ImZ:
what is
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UmN1ETZ:
oh boi im not feeling too hot right now
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UmN1ETZ:
im dying
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MWOzADM:
Whats going saudi bro?
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MWOzADM:
Why is everyone getting weirdly sick?
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MWOzADM:
Also I blame Barry on the bank crash
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MWOzADM:
Isn't it suspicious that she gets a job in a bank and all hell breaks loose?
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MWOzADM:
I'm on to you Barry
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Broken:
i read 1:30 PM as AM and ended up missing a quiz
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Broken:
this is all your fault
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DirtyBarry:
Saudi bro does it feel like vax aids?
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DirtyBarry:
I've also been at the bank for almost 2 years I could have done it faster if I wanted to
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MWOzADM:
Why would there be a quiz at 1:39am?
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MWOzADM:
1:30am
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MWOzADM:
I doubt it Barry
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DirtyBarry:
No
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DirtyBarry:
You don't understand fool
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DirtyBarry:
Working in a financial institution every single thing you do is under a microscope
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DirtyBarry:
I could have my fun messages to friends get audited and be fired on Monday i
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DirtyBarry:
Tellers have cameras on them all day, screen recordings, they see it all
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DirtyBarry:
A couple of tellers recently were fired for embezzlement caught on camera
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DirtyBarry:
Ffs I forgot what I was gonna say next
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DirtyBarry:
You get it though
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DirtyBarry:
But yeah leaf why would you think 1:30 am was reasonable?
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MWOzADM:
Uh huh, sure Barry
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MWOzADM:
I'm telling you, that boy (aint right
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MWOzADM:
ain't
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Broken:
it was an online quiz and im retarded
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Broken:
barry whenever you embezzle funds you should moon those cameras. you may think it will get you fired faster but those operating the cameras would want to see more. so each time you embezzle bribe security with that ass of yours
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gzNycTN:
Oh my, oh my, so I found the bank crashers headquarters!
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DirtyBarry:
Hello Brazil are you actually from Brazil?
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DirtyBarry:
Also I don't work at a bank
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DirtyBarry:
Leaf I am not a teller money is fucking disgusting to touch
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gzNycTN:
Of course I´m, I´m right now inside of the amazon, drinking a bit of cachaça, and making a churrasco
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DirtyBarry:
Nice
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DirtyBarry:
You're one of those uncontacted tribesmen?
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DirtyBarry:
Wtf did you do to the c in that word cahaca
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DirtyBarry:
I don't know what 2/3 of that sentence means
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gzNycTN:
Of course, I´m rn using Musk starlink tm to acess the information righway righnow
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DirtyBarry:
Stay here for a few days you might like us
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gzNycTN:
Muricans being afraid of Ç ´~ and ^
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DirtyBarry:
Yeah we don't play that shit
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gzNycTN:
I came there long ago (really long ago)
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gzNycTN:
Like, 4 months?
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DirtyBarry:
Well it moves a bit faster than it used to just hold out
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gzNycTN:
Eh, there was like 5 online the time I came
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Broken:
we do get brazilians from time to time... and other nationalites from time to time. yeah sorry don't remember you
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gzNycTN:
Also, hi barry, people talk so much about u
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DirtyBarry:
What people?
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DirtyBarry:
To my knowledge there are like 5 people who call me Barry
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gzNycTN:
Literalluy everyone, talking good and bad of you
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Broken:
he means us
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Broken:
"he" you are a he right?
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DirtyBarry:
Where do you converse with the Brazilian?
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gzNycTN:
I can be anything you want :p
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DirtyBarry:
Keep my name oucha mouf
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DirtyBarry:
Come see me here in a regular I'll talk to anyone
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DirtyBarry:
It's a woman leaf
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DirtyBarry:
I can sense it
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gzNycTN:
Carnivorous plant woman leaf :)
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DirtyBarry:
Or a faggot
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Broken:
nah Brazil is airships?
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DirtyBarry:
Huh
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gzNycTN:
I´m more inclined on being a war helicopter
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DirtyBarry:
i Want to be a tractor
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gzNycTN:
everyone want to be a tractor
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Broken:
i only said that cause i remebered a fun meme, turned out it wasn
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Broken:
't very funny
0056606☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Im sorry I don't know the meme leaf but I appreciate your knowledge
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DirtyBarry:
And if we're talking tractors, I'm a cat
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gzNycTN:
Now we are entering a territory i like!
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Broken:
this https://fading.blue/u/563637.png
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DirtyBarry:
My dad ran a septic installation thing and let me play with the cat a few times. Good fun
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gzNycTN:
Funny meme
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DirtyBarry:
I don't get it
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gzNycTN:
Also, looser /s, I HAVE THE CATS!
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gzNycTN:
Lovelly beings btw, everyone should get a cat
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Broken:
and my cat has my bed
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DirtyBarry:
I don't like not knowing what's going on please catch me up to speed
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DirtyBarry:
My cat lives outside at my old house
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gzNycTN:
My cat own me, I never loved so much to be a slave
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DirtyBarry:
Toxoplasmosis
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DirtyBarry:
That's the goal
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gzNycTN:
This too
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DirtyBarry:
You are a cat's slave
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Broken:
cats really do think that your the pet and not the other way around
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DirtyBarry:
They are so cute though
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gzNycTN:
my little gods
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DirtyBarry:
Dogs are better
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DirtyBarry:
Anyway I have one homemade gummy Eddie of unknown dosage should I eat all or half?
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DirtyBarry:
No one is here to tell me no so I'll eat the whole thing
0056629☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Will report later with findings
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J2N3UTY:
pathetic
0056631☇+×
J2N3UTY:
im no longer dying
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J2N3UTY:
also no longer poland
0056633☇+×
J2N3UTY:
idk what you meant by vax aids
0056634☇+×
J2N3UTY:
i spent most of today sleeping
0056635☇+×
J2N3UTY:
that really rekt me
0056636☇+×
J2N3UTY:
it might as well be
0056637☇+×
kzYkZTM:
Whoa cool it brev
0056638☇+×
kzYkZTM:
Vaxxie denial is a real problem
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MWOzADM:
Have you seen a doctor?
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MWOzADM:
And welcome brazil
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MWOzADM:
So wait leaf there were 12 hours that passed since the quiz where you thought yea I'm going to nail it tonight at 1:30am?
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MWOzADM:
Or did a classmate text you after saying "bromo that quiz was so hard ;)" and you're like oh fuck...
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MWOzADM:
Which one was it?
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Broken:
the former. i don't talk to anyone from my class
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FGMxgjY:
Hopefully they allow make ups
0056646☇+×
MWOzADM:
You should start talking to other people in your class
0056647☇+×
MWOzADM:
Even for utilitarian reasons
0056648☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also it's nice when hot girls do your homework for you or at least let you copy
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Broken:
what sort of post-secondary education do you have? hot girls doing homework for you my ass
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DirtyBarry:
Kinda what I thought
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DirtyBarry:
I believe he's handsome but I don't think he had hotties doing homework for him
0056652☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Doesn't add up
0056653☇+×
DirtyBarry:
If he thinks so highly of himself then we should all each spend a month living with him I bet it's a nightmare
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DirtyBarry:
Leaf or Saudi you're in college do a residency in Switzerland
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UmN1ETZ:
sorry im not gonna live with swissy eve if you payed me
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UmN1ETZ:
even*
0056657☇+×
MWOzADM:
Based saudi bro
0056658☇+×
MWOzADM:
No one is living with me
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ImYzEGN:
hi brazil are you the one that was drawing swiss?
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ImYzEGN:
leaf why do you use 12 hour format at all
0056661☇+×
ImYzEGN:
and saudi why were you dying
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kjZlNTO:
according to its vax aids
0056663☇+×
kjZlNTO:
to barry*
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ImYzEGN:
wth is vax aid
0056665☇+×
kjZlNTO:
idk ask barry
0056666☇+×
ImYzEGN:
why were you dying though
0056667☇+×
kjZlNTO:
i got ill
0056668☇+×
kjZlNTO:
very ill
0056669☇+×
kjZlNTO:
not very
0056670☇+×
kjZlNTO:
moderatly
0056671☇+×
kjZlNTO:
but it sucked
0056672☇+×
ImYzEGN:
damn
0056673☇+×
ImYzEGN:
hey did swiss update geoipdb or something it detected austria right and you are no longer poland
0056674☇+×
kjZlNTO:
possibly
0056675☇+×
kjZlNTO:
i was surprised
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DirtyBarry:
Why were you sick god dammit
0056677☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Was it food poisoning?
0056678☇+×
DirtyBarry:
You can't eat raw chicken
0056679☇+×
MWOzADM:
One of the other princes's is trying to assassinate him, it's a royal power struggle
0056680☇+×
MWOzADM:
The plot thickens
0056681☇+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe it was his secret polish gf
0056682☇+×
MWOzADM:
The plot is so thick it's practically solid
0056683☇+×
J2N3UTY:
food poisoning never got this bad
0056684☇+×
J2N3UTY:
i usually just get diarrhea
0056685☇+×
J2N3UTY:
this tikes its diarrhea plus cold like symptoms
0056686☇+×
J2N3UTY:
as for what got me sick idk tbh
0056687☇+×
J2N3UTY:
could be the weather
0056688☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Let's talk more about the diarrhea
0056689☇+×
DirtyBarry:
I bet it's the flu
0056690☇+×
J2N3UTY:
thanks doc
0056691☇+×
MWOzADM:
Did you eat something new?
0056692☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also don't forget to blame Barry, it usually makes me feel better
http://vox.dx.am <- games w highscores, forum, chat, paint, download scripts
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EzM2cDN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFmTBOhkd00 <- Smokin' Aces (clip)[Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around]
0056697☇+×
EzM2cDN:
https://vimeo.com/805495470 <- Matilda (clip)
0056698☇+×
EzM2cDN:
https://www.youtube.com/@alexblr/videos
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Broken:
>Enters chat
0056700☇+×
Broken:
>dumps a bunch of links including a link to limp Bizkit
0056701☇+×
Broken:
>does not elaborate
0056702☇+×
Broken:
>leaves
0056703☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was like a flash back to a 90s chat
0056704☇+×
MWOzADM:
Kind of kino tbh
0056705☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also leaf you made me laugh
0056706☇+×
J2N3UTY:
very cool
0056707☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Lol he seems cool
0056708☇+×
Barry:
Necessary
0056709☇+×
Barry:
Love you guys
0056710☇+×
Broken:
if you look in the description of his Youtube quest video there is a little game
0056711☇+×
Broken:
i think george would enjoy
0056712☇+×
Broken:
olev to all
0056713☇+×
hzMiljN:
that way of advertising is so russian
0056714☇+×
hzMiljN:
lmao wtfff why it gave me russian ip in that particuliar moment
0056715☇+×
hzMiljN:
anyways as for the game im too old for this but maybe ill try when its not currently 4 am for me
0056716☇+×
hzMiljN:
also should have i said not currently or currently not
0056717☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Yeah some of your guys' English grammar is not great but it's ok
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DirtyBarry:
Mine isn't either
0056719☇+×
DirtyBarry:
I wouldn't even begin to suggest I know anything about your languages
0056720☇+×
kjZlNTO:
الخطوط السعودية
0056721☇+×
kjZlNTO:
i bet you can;t read that
0056722☇+×
kjZlNTO:
silly women
0056723☇+×
kjZlNTO:
ahahaha sorry barry
0056724☇+×
kjZlNTO:
im really sorry had to do it
0056725☇+×
J2YhFGM:
It says "Barry is homogay"
0056726☇+×
VWOiVDM:
Why do Africans speak as loud as possible when on the phone in public?
0056727☇+×
VWOiVDM:
Or use speaker phone on a public bus
0056728☇+×
VWOiVDM:
I swear they are just all psychopaths
0056729☇+×
VWOiVDM:
Like the concept of empathy and consideration of others just does not exist to them
0056730☇+×
VWOiVDM:
Then they are confused as to why the locals give them dirty looks
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VGMzMWM:
damn swiss why would africans live in switzerland and follow you on bus
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DirtyBarry:
I'm just going to start correcting you the Saudi bro
0056733☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Women is plural woman is singular
0056734☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Swiss asking the age old questions
0056735☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Why are niggers loud?
0056736☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Except the actual African immigrants here are really cool and normal
0056737☇+×
DirtyBarry:
African Americans are the problem
0056738☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Also why did that say Saudi?
0056739☇+×
DirtyBarry:
There's one that lives at Fred Meyer where I grocery shop and he's very nice he really loves talking to everyone
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DirtyBarry:
Wait he doesn't live there he works there
0056741☇+×
DirtyBarry:
And he wears his pants right!
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UmN0ATY:
I used google translate and that translated to Saudi airlines lol
0056743☇+×
MWOzADM:
Wtf guys
0056744☇+×
MWOzADM:
I matched with this lady on tinder and we start messaging
0056745☇+×
MWOzADM:
I say something and she said it had made her completely changed how she sees live, liked the messages
0056746☇+×
MWOzADM:
Wrote a bunch more messages and unmatched me before I could read them
0056747☇+×
MWOzADM:
Like 4mins after sending them
0056748☇+×
MWOzADM:
What is wrong with women?
0056749☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why do women go from hot to cold at the speed of light?
0056750☇+×
MWOzADM:
We're my words so powerful she's having an existential crisis now?
0056751☇+×
MWOzADM:
I wish I could have at least read the last messages
0056752☇+×
MWOzADM:
Missed by 4mins
0056753☇+×
dDN0kzM:
What did you say to her?
0056754☇+×
YWZ2IWZ:
nigger
0056755☇+×
DirtyBarry:
And her whole perspective changed? You must be handsome. Swooning over here
0056756☇+×
kjZlNTO:
why is it pronounced women then your languge is gay
0056757☇+×
MWOzADM:
Its like man and men but with wo infront
0056758☇+×
MWOzADM:
So the plot thickens, i checked tinder this morning and shes back in my match list but all the messages are gone
0056759☇+×
MWOzADM:
Wtf is tinder trying to play games with me
0056760☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also I feel like this is all Barry's fault
0056761☇+×
kjZlNTO:
always is
0056762☇+×
MWOzADM:
Its true
0056763☇+×
MWOzADM:
Sent her a message explaining the glitch
0056764☇+×
MWOzADM:
Less see if I can manage a recovery
0056765☇+×
MWOzADM:
If you're a betting man I would suggest betting against me
0056766☇+×
MWOzADM:
When you do that the odds are always in your favor
0056767☇+×
kjZlNTO:
i bet with swiss
0056768☇+×
kjZlNTO:
on
0056769☇+×
Broken:
same with saudi, I bet on swiss
0056770☇+×
Broken:
swiss is a worker of women
0056771☇+×
MWOzADM:
I feel like women work me...
0056772☇+×
MWOzADM:
What a rollercoaster of emotions
0056773☇+×
MWOzADM:
From thinking I got rejected bam like that after thinking I was doing well
0056774☇+×
MWOzADM:
To now we are chatting again
0056775☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also she's Russian, should I be scared?
0056776☇+×
kjZlNTO:
of course
0056777☇+×
DirtyBarry:
What the heck did you say to her though?
0056778☇+×
DirtyBarry:
And yes be very scared why are you so into the eastern blockers?
0056779☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Even Finns are hit or miss
0056780☇+×
DirtyBarry:
What is red gonna do with his halo?
0056781☇+×
MWOzADM:
Finns are based
0056782☇+×
MWOzADM:
I told her my world view, hopes and aspirations
0056783☇+×
MWOzADM:
So we are still chatting, shes like hot and really smart
0056784☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also im gonna ask the other girl why she ghosted me after sending a ton of messages
0056785☇+×
MWOzADM:
I know girls don't like being put on the spot so she will either ignore, block or give a shitty excuse
0056786☇+×
MWOzADM:
It will be fun either way
0056787☇+×
EWNzYTN:
Why bother with the old girl when you seem to have hit the jackpot?
0056788☇+×
EWNzYTN:
Also will this one last a year and then you get bored and move on? You should really consider settling down
0056789☇+×
EWNzYTN:
Have a baby or something
0056790☇+×
MWOzADM:
Youre my baby
0056791☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Like the Mariah Carey song?
0056792☇+×
MWOzADM:
No, like the child I abandoned
0056793☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why do you keep forgetting that?
0056794☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry, I am your father
0056795☇+×
MWOzADM:
Your sister is all on your dad, I'm not taking any responsibility for that train wreck
0056796☇+×
J2N3UTY:
what does it mean when i get dreams and get mad in them
0056797☇+×
J2N3UTY:
it happened a couple of times for me
0056798☇+×
J2N3UTY:
like i get angry in the dream and i start doing violent shit
0056799☇+×
J2N3UTY:
im probably going insane
0056800☇+×
kjZlNTO:
would you guys still like me if i become schizo
0056801☇+×
Broken:
hey we put up with george another schizo ins
0056802☇+×
Broken:
't a big deal
0056803☇+×
Broken:
I got to stop hiting enter instead of shift
0056804☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Have you been reading violent stuff or watching it?
0056805☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Swiss that's very rude to say you'll never forget about me and you'll never abandon the chat therefore never abandoning me
0056806☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Rude to say,*
0056807☇+×
kjZlNTO:
no
0056808☇+×
kjZlNTO:
i have not
0056809☇+×
MWOzADM:
Hmmm Saudi bro, I think you are angry at something and your subconscious is manifesting it in your dreams
0056810☇+×
MWOzADM:
You need to find what is making you angry and confront it
0056811☇+×
MWOzADM:
You're the forgetter Barry!
0056812☇+×
kjZlNTO:
honestly swiss i just need more distance between me and my family
0056813☇+×
kjZlNTO:
then everything will be more peaceful
0056814☇+×
kjZlNTO:
i can't get that distance righ now tbh
0056815☇+×
DirtyBarry:
My family makes me want to be violent as well I completely understand that
0056816☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Maybe pick up a hobby outside your home if you're able or have time? Or even a part time job or internship?
0056817☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Read the twilight saga
0056818☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Are your siblings annoying?
0056819☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Listen to the dudesy pod show
0056820☇+×
DirtyBarry:
The ai who runs it actually got a brewery In Wisconsin to produce dudesy hard hard seltzer and has calculated an 84% chance of Adam driver being the ad spokesman lol
0056821☇+×
DirtyBarry:
It's a really good and pointless podcast and will sasso is hilarious
0056822☇+×
MWOzADM:
Imagine being so culturally insensitive you suggest a Muslim listen to a podcast about alcohol
0056823☇+×
MWOzADM:
Absolutely haram
0056824☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lol but yea my family when I was younger was brutal
0056825☇+×
MWOzADM:
My mom has mellowed out now and is much nicer
0056826☇+×
MWOzADM:
So it does get better when you leave them long enough to miss you and they don't take you for granted anymore
0056827☇+×
DirtyBarry:
It's not a podcast about alcohol that's just one of the funny things that's happened
0056828☇+×
DirtyBarry:
My sister is "devastated" that I want nothing to do with her anymore. She took me for granted, fucked around and found out
0056829☇+×
DirtyBarry:
I want to hit her with a bat
0056830☇+×
MWOzADM:
Hit her with a bat
0056831☇+×
MWOzADM:
Uh oh, the hot lady want to go get a drink tomorrow evening
0056832☇+×
MTMwQTZ:
why uh oh?
0056833☇+×
MWOzADM:
Real life is scary
0056834☇+×
MWOzADM:
What do Russian women even like?
0056835☇+×
MWOzADM:
Should I bring a bottle of vodka?
0056836☇+×
MWOzADM:
What if my palms are sweaty? Moms spaghetti?
0056837☇+×
QGO2cTN:
She's Russian you might wanna bring a gallon of vodka
0056838☇+×
IGNjRTM:
no russian women is drinking vodka, go with wine or champagne
0056839☇+×
IGNjRTM:
also russian in switzerland sus
0056840☇+×
MWOzADM:
Are you telling me the stereotypes are not tie?
0056841☇+×
MWOzADM:
True?
0056842☇+×
Barry:
Hey cuties
0056843☇+×
MWOzADM:
Heyyyyy
0056844☇+×
lTNwEzN:
yes well generally men would appreciate vodka but women not, especially that kind of
0056845☇+×
MWOzADM:
I don't trust you so I will bring two bottles of vodka instead
0056846☇+×
MWOzADM:
She moved the date to Friday which is much more convineint
0056847☇+×
MWOzADM:
So the ghost girl liked one of my Instagram posts. I swear girls have no real internal logic
0056848☇+×
MWOzADM:
Is this some kind of shit test?
0056849☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry you're supposedly a woman, please explain
0056850☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Maybe she is just a fucking bitch some girls are retards
0056851☇+×
DirtyBarry:
And play mind games
0056852☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Link her Instagram I'll bully her
0056853☇+×
cDOjV2N:
It's weird because she seems very shy and reserved and not the mind games type
0056854☇+×
cDOjV2N:
Also no bully
0056855☇+×
cDOjV2N:
Usually mind game girls are super hot because that's the only reason guys would tolerate it
0056856☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Ok maybe she's shy and reserved and waiting for you to say something
0056857☇+×
DirtyBarry:
You're making this more complicated than it needs to be and you've wound up juggling two women now goooood luck
0056858☇+×
DirtyBarry:
You're single sure, but inevitably if they find out one or both might feel a certain way
0056859☇+×
kjZlNTO:
lmao fucking swiss
0056860☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Is he a chad or an asshole? Time will tell
0056861☇+×
kjZlNTO:
both
0056862☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Tune in next week, plot twist: the ghost girl is at the same bar as Swiss and Russian and Swiss sees her leaving in tears because shy and reserved girls are usually more sensitive
0056863☇+×
DirtyBarry:
You can't have both Swiss you should make up your mind sooner than later
0056864☇+×
DirtyBarry:
What kind of post did she like? Was it a picture of you or something else?
0056865☇+×
cDOjV2N:
AssChad or chadhole?
0056866☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Chasshole
0056868☇+×
BzY2QWO:
man asking what russians like and not trusting what a russian says
0056869☇+×
BzY2QWO:
nah im fr though
0056870☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Since I have you all gathered I have an announcement
0056871☇+×
Broken:
go ahead
0056872☇+×
DirtyBarry:
I actually don't have an announcement sorry I was trying to think of something funny but I'm slow
0056873☇+×
Broken:
i thought you died
0056874☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Sadly no
0056875☇+×
DirtyBarry:
But I swear I'm gonna put it in my will that my executor of estate needs to come let you guys know
0056876☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Actual announcement now
0056877☇+×
DirtyBarry:
My son got into his first fight this morning. I wasn't even at work 30 minutes and got a call
0056878☇+×
DirtyBarry:
The kid has been harassing my niece, calling her a nigger, jiggaboo, cotton picker etc and her friend beat the shit out of him 4 days ago
0056879☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lol is the kid based or very based?
0056880☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Not based at all fat and retarded actually
0056881☇+×
DirtyBarry:
So are his parents
0056882☇+×
DirtyBarry:
I'm not ok with kids harassing my children
0056883☇+×
DirtyBarry:
Bullying is nigger tier. My niece has almost straight a's and does well in sports. If you think he's right you're the actual nigger
0056884☇+×
MWOzADM:
I was kind of awful as a teenager, I did have a guy in my class that would verbally bully me at school
0056885☇+×
MWOzADM:
I didn't care until he did it out of school and I promptly beat the shit out of him and he stopped then tried again a couple years again and promptly got beat
0056886☇+×
MWOzADM:
His mom cried to the school principle asking to suspend me but she said no because he was a little shit that everyone hated
0056887☇+×
MWOzADM:
Moral of the story is violence does solve problems
0056888☇+×
MWOzADM:
I remember when i grabbed him he was scared and said "can we talk about this?" And i thought to myself ehat
0056889☇+×
MWOzADM:
what do you think all those times I politely asked you to stop where?
0056890☇+×
MWOzADM:
Then i hit him in the face
0056891☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Some people need to be struck. Maybe getting the shit kicked out of him twice within 7 days will be his final lesson
0056892☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh yeah I got a new modem I'm not Barry anymore
0056893☇+×
MWOzADM:
Oh my God you killed Barry
0056894☇+×
cjZiBDM:
wtf you can't just kill barry
0056895☇+×
cjZiBDM:
not cool
0056896☇+×
cjZiBDM:
fuk
0056897☇+×
cjZiBDM:
im poland again
0056898☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No I am not dead I just upgraded my internet stuff or whatever
0056899☇+×
FzM5IDO:
For the longest time I wondered why comcast sent me an extra modem and I tried to use the upstairs coaxial wall thing and it didn't work
0056900☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Then I got the emails reminding me to return old equipment
0056901☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Mystery solved they upgraded my internet and I'm saving $100 per month
0056902☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The things I would know if I wasn't a full time foster parent
0056903☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Cool impromptu day off though but my son can't go to school till next Tuesday
0056904☇+×
FzM5IDO:
At least I got to hang out with just him for a while that was refreshing
0056905☇+×
cDOjV2N:
I gave a friend 1 hour heads up for a meet up and he's still 20mins late
0056906☇+×
cDOjV2N:
It's infuriating and he's always late and honestly I'm done
0056907☇+×
cDOjV2N:
Next time we meet up I'm going to ask him to bring the stuff I lent him and then find an excuse for all future meet ups
0056908☇+×
YmMjBzY:
lmao
0056909☇+×
cDOjV2N:
People who don't value your time don't value you
0056910☇+×
cDOjV2N:
I have other shit to do besides wait around in the cold
0056911☇+×
cDOjV2N:
Seriously I'm at the age where quality of friends is way more important than quantity
0056912☇+×
YmMjBzY:
just break up with him sm
0056913☇+×
YmMjBzY:
smh
0056914☇+×
ADZhdTO:
I want to break up with this world
0056915☇+×
YmMjBzY:
same
0056916☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss you're older than me and even I knew that
0056917☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I miss having my custom id
0056918☇+×
YmMjBzY:
namefag
0056919☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I got used to it :(
0056924☇+×
VjZygTO:
so allegedly international criminal court just made an order to arrest putin, and now russians across the country receive agendas in army (think thats the word)
0056925☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Can they just go into russia and get him?
0056926☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
ahahaha
0056927☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
is putin the most wanted man right now?
0056928☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
thats crazy
0056929☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also happy st Patrick's day everyone. According to the boondock saints movie, we're all a little bit Irish today so turn up your flogging Molly and get fucked up on Jameson
0056930☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm going to my husband's company party tonight and it's an Irish owned company and this year is their 100th anniversary they might have to call in SWAT
0056931☇+×
MWOzADM:
What?
0056932☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys I don't think tonight is happening anymore
0056933☇+×
MWOzADM:
She hasn't replied to my text to cofirm the time for tonight and its almost time
0056934☇+×
MWOzADM:
Told you, always bet against me if you want to win
0056935☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also I blame Barry
0056936☇+×
MWOzADM:
World war 3 and nuclear holocaust plz
0056937☇+×
EWZhFGO:
i bet all my irish booze on swiss coming out on top today
0056938☇+×
MWOzADM:
No, i have given up, even if she messages me later im going to be like, made other plans sorry
0056939☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
don't give up swiss wtf
0056940☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
do you even have "other plans"
0056941☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's only 8:30 on a Friday night in swissyland just go if she texts you pussy
0056942☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Maybe you'll even get her drunk enough to give it up
0056943☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Then ghost her and go for the ghost girl
0056944☇+×
JmMkBjZ:
> Can they just go into russia and get him? - he literally lives in a bunker somewhere in siberia, which is 5.100.000 sq mi of forests
0056945☇+×
JmMkBjZ:
larger than the entire us
0056946☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
damn putin needs to drop them bunker pics
0056947☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
if i get my own bunker i will drop pics for sure
0056948☇+×
JmMkBjZ:
lol do you think salman dude lives in a bunker too?
0056949☇+×
JmMkBjZ:
like is he even a nice guy or like putin?
0056950☇+×
MWOzADM:
We should all get bunkers and become bunker buddies
0056951☇+×
MWOzADM:
She said she finished work late and thats it
0056952☇+×
MWOzADM:
I think I need a break
0056953☇+×
MWOzADM:
Robo GF is the clear answer
0056954☇+×
MWOzADM:
Bio women are obsolete
0056955☇+×
MWOzADM:
Discuss guys
0056956☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We aren't all bad idk what else to say
0056957☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The good ones get swooped up young and you're relying on a dating app to make a connection which seems like a good way to get laid but are you finding quality people there?
0056958☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yes to a bunker though that would be cool but how to maintain communication after the total collapse?
0056959☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
who wants to maintain communication
0056960☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
salman dude doesn't have any bunker thatcwe know of but maybe there is something in the big desert we have down there
0056961☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
possibly idk tbh
0056962☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
also did you guys know we are cool with iran now
0056963☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
i bet the west is losing it
0056964☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm cool with it and I speak for America
0056965☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
no you are not silly woman
0056966☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yea I am
0056967☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We're fine with it
0056968☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I dont care
0056969☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
امرأة سخيفة
0056970☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
damn it feels too personal im arabic
0056971☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
sorry lmao
0056972☇+×
MWOzADM:
sakhifa
0056973☇+×
MWOzADM:
Does that mean woman or silly?
0056974☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
both
0056975☇+×
UmN1ETZ:
lol it means silly
0056976☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Hey god dammit what did you just call me in Arabic
0056977☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why does it bother you that I am unbothered by your new friend Iran
0056978☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Are you gonna slap me in the face next?
0056979☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We are all asking for ww3 already
0056980☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Us three who aren't Saudi princes are ngmi
0056981☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why does the chat always show me here twice
0056982☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also, the Iran thing is just another move in 4d chess right?
0056983☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Bold, especially knowing we have a dementia patient running America lol
0056984☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Next move he's going to forget the rules and throw his apple juice on the floor along with all the pieces of the game
0056985☇+×
YmMjBzY:
i wasn't bothered i just wanted an excuse to call you silly woman
0056986☇+×
YmMjBzY:
sorry
0056987☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Don't be sorry I am a retard
0056988☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I took phones away from my children with an unknown time of return what are the implications of this?
0056989☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My own social experiment you could say
0056990☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm going to get to the bottom of their stupid ass drama
0056991☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My current suspicion is that A. Girls dad in in prison, there lies a biological connection, they suffer without him and act out in kind
0056992☇+×
FzM5IDO:
B. My son has had to take on a big brother role quite suddenly and also acts out in kind
0056993☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But my question is how to combat the acting out? I don't hit them, but evidently that's not working. My kid isn't a fighter
0056994☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I am so confused at this point
0056995☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't hit children, unless the now three year old runs into the parking lot at daycare during pick up I'll do a quick pop but even then idk.. these kids have literally had the belt with the metal part before us
0056996☇+×
YmMjBzY:
no idea
0056997☇+×
MWOzADM:
Get a spray bottle with water and spray them every time they act dumb
0056998☇+×
MWOzADM:
Works great for cats and small dogs
0056999☇+×
MWOzADM:
Make them have timeouts where they go in a corner and stare at a wall for an hour
0057000☇+×
MWOzADM:
Boredom is the ultimate torture
0057001☇+×
MWOzADM:
Ror kids
0057002☇+×
MWOzADM:
For
0057003☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm in the throes of boredom without phones I can't imagine putting a 12 or 13 year old in a time out
0057004☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Their rooms are like a reward because that's where all their shit is
0057005☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh well
0057006☇+×
FzM5IDO:
We'll get through it
0057007☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I'm not tolerating gorilla behavior that's for sure
0057008☇+×
MWOzADM:
I said a corner facing the wall not their rooms
0057009☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ok would you put a 13 year old in a corner?
0057010☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Doesn't work they know words by that age they talk shit the whole time
0057011☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Nose on the dime on a wall. Tried it
0057012☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I've come to the conclusion that I will take the inanimate thing they love and it's just gone they can go play with sticks outside
0057013☇+×
Broken:
yeah puting kids into their rooms doesn't work, heck at some point when i was a kid i just said no and my mother didn't know what to do
0057014☇+×
Broken:
then she found out that threatening to not make me food does wonders with discipline
0057015☇+×
Broken:
still works
0057016☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Lol
0057017☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Imagine the kids tell the social worker that we withhold food as punishment
0057018☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Im dealing with the state here
0057019☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's bullshit
0057020☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And she complained to me that they have 10 more kids without placement sleeping in the dcyf office
0057021☇+×
FzM5IDO:
For every 3 kids with addicted parents there's 10 more with nowhere to go
0057022☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That's a cool ratio. I'm actually working with one other social worker on a class action lawsuit to try and find a solution. But shh
0057023☇+×
MWOzADM:
You need to leave them in the corner for longer time
0057024☇+×
MWOzADM:
If they talk shit find the most annoying music you can find and play it, the more shit they talk the louder it gets, when they shut up the volume can go done
0057025☇+×
MWOzADM:
Classic conditioning
0057026☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
You're underestimating the level of mine and my husbands autism
0057027☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
I don't do grey area
0057028☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
It is or it isn't
0057029☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
Theyvhave always ended up loving ther annoying music btw hence the queen obsession
0057030☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
Jeez I need to proofread better
0057031☇+×
MWOzADM:
You need to find truely annoying music like death or black metal
0057032☇+×
MWOzADM:
Queen is good and you have bad taste
0057033☇+×
MWOzADM:
Sorry I had to say it
0057034☇+×
MWOzADM:
You sakhifa woman
0057035☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Baka
0057036☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Queen is excellent and so is metal
0057037☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You know I love queen but I can only hear bohemian rhapsody so many times before it's annoying
0057038☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What's more annoying is lo fi. Should I turn that on so the kids know I'm deep and sophisticated?
0057039☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Pervert
0057040☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Talk shit about metal to me again I triple dog dare you. That's my jam
0057041☇+×
FzM5IDO:
#lastwhitewomanstanding
0057042☇+×
MWOzADM:
Death metal is for losers
0057043☇+×
MWOzADM:
Black metal is for losers
0057044☇+×
MWOzADM:
Fight me
0057045☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Knuck up
0057046☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I met my husband at a metal show
0057047☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The band names are pretty cringey but I think that's part of the joke
0057048☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Carnifex and despised icon were playing
0057049☇+×
FzM5IDO:
A woman from the pit climbed on stage and jumped off right into the crowd and stomped his face he was so fucking mad he went outside
0057050☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was you wasn't it
0057051☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No I didn't do stuff like that
0057052☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I showed up early and got it the front row
0057053☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Every show I went to I was front and center I love live music
0057054☇+×
MWOzADM:
I feel like you're a face stomper
0057055☇+×
IGN1MzM:
https://spotify.link/bUZY4F7Diyb
0057056☇+×
IGN1MzM:
I feel like you're a closeted homosexual
0057057☇+×
IGN1MzM:
https://spotify.link/TzRIBPfEiyb
0057058☇+×
MWOzADM:
I will not click your cia links
0057059☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also very rude Barry
0057060☇+×
MWOzADM:
But what do you expect from a face stomper
0057061☇+×
MWOzADM:
Have you tried face stomping your sister or do you reserve that for people you really love?
0057062☇+×
MWOzADM:
#dontstompmebro
0057063☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'll stomp you if you keep it up
0057064☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The second link is a much better song
0057065☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Pervert
0057066☇+×
MWOzADM:
The first step to recovery is admitting you're a stomper, congrats Barry
0057067☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also not falling for your tricks
0057068☇+×
Barry:
Shut up
0057069☇+×
Barry:
And listen
0057070☇+×
MWOzADM:
No
0057071☇+×
MWOzADM:
And no
0057072☇+×
MWOzADM:
Don't make me buck break the bad taste out of you
0057073☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't have bad taste you have a narrow mind
0057074☇+×
FzM5IDO:
"Taste" is subjective
0057075☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Go to a juggalo gathering and say they have bad taste and you'll get sat on hard
0057076☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Because they're fat
0057077☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You'll suffocate in their rolls
0057078☇+×
FzM5IDO:
#metal
0057079☇+×
FzM5IDO:
https://youtu.be/NTty4gqhnvc
0057080☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's haram so Saudi no clicky
0057081☇+×
MWOzADM:
Taste is objective
0057082☇+×
MWOzADM:
They'll suffocate me because im right
0057083☇+×
MWOzADM:
I too no clickly
0057085☇+×
VGO2Q2Y:
Also Baka!
0057086☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Hey get over yourself
0057087☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Baka you
0057088☇+×
JzN0YWO:
How dare you
0057089☇+×
JzN0YWO:
That's our word
0057090☇+×
JzN0YWO:
You're not allowed to use it
0057091☇+×
JzN0YWO:
Apologize!
0057092☇+×
JzN0YWO:
You've scared away the kids, I hope you're happy
0057093☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What?
0057094☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Mr Barry takes his journeyman exam today everyone pray for him
0057095☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Please
0057096☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Then he's going to continue with his education and become an engineer should only be a couple more years and I think he'd have a master's degree at that point
0057097☇+×
MWOzADM:
Good luck
0057098☇+×
Broken:
shit i've been doing a bunch of shit and now theres too much shit here
0057099☇+×
Broken:
give me a tr;dr of everything said in the last couple days
0057100☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry has bad taste and is a silly woman
0057101☇+×
MWOzADM:
Thats about it
0057102☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also saudi bro is probably drinking zamzam water with his polish gf
0057103☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't have bad taste you do
0057104☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And you're the silly woman
0057105☇+×
EDM5ETY:
you are the silly woman
0057106☇+×
EDM5ETY:
with a bad taste
0057107☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Everyone needs to shut up and stop being mean
0057108☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He passed the exam btw yay
0057109☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's been doing the ric flair shout all afternoon
0057110☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Pretty obnoxious but I'll let it slide for today
0057111☇+×
BTNzYGZ:
congrats mister barry
0057112☇+×
BTNzYGZ:
i don't have polish gf
0057113☇+×
BTNzYGZ:
and don't want one
0057114☇+×
BTNzYGZ:
smh
0057115☇+×
MWOzADM:
Polish girls are very hot though
0057116☇+×
Broken:
ok but what types of girls aren't hot?
0057117☇+×
Broken:
definently native americans, wrinkly fucks
0057118☇+×
MWOzADM:
American girls are not hot
0057119☇+×
FmZkNTN:
slav girls are hot
0057120☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sometimes George other times they have unibrows and wide set eyes
0057121☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Argentinian women are very pretty. Probably any South American woman as long as she has access to dental care
0057122☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And is younger than like 35
0057123☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss is trying to piss me off again but I actually agree with him
0057124☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Women in America are trained young to wear a fuck ton of make up and behave like sluts it's crazy
0057125☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I have a very pretty friend with red hair though and my sister in law is gorgeous but she's 1/4 jap
0057126☇+×
MWOzADM:
Send nudes of pretty friend for proof or I don't believe you
0057127☇+×
EzM5YzM:
No
0057128☇+×
EzM5YzM:
Why would I have nudes of my friend
0057129☇+×
EzM5YzM:
Do you keep nudes of your friends?
0057130☇+×
NGN3IWO:
it's swiss
0057131☇+×
NGN3IWO:
so i wouldn't be surprised
0057132☇+×
MWOzADM:
I have nudes of all of you
0057133☇+×
Broken:
probably shares his nudes with redswiss
0057134☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yes, we have spent much time wondering why your penis is like a corkscrew
0057135☇+×
MWOzADM:
Like a pigs tail if you will
0057136☇+×
dDZlVzM:
Swiss can't stop thinking about leaf's dick lol
0057137☇+×
ImNxImY:
I've been sitting in the hospital with this damn toddler for 4 fucking hours I'm going to kill myself if they sent us to Portland again for the icu
0057138☇+×
MWOzADM:
Just abandon her at the hospital
0057139☇+×
Broken:
why you in the hopital? is the baby dying?
0057140☇+×
MWOzADM:
No one will know
0057141☇+×
Broken:
oi swiss why you thinking about my dick you ranging homo
0057142☇+×
MWOzADM:
I just comment on the pictures
0057143☇+×
MWOzADM:
You're just angry because Barry has a bigger penis than you
0057144☇+×
Broken:
im not the guy collecting images of cock
0057145☇+×
MWOzADM:
Who says there is collecting
0057146☇+×
MWOzADM:
Its more of a look, laugh, leave/dispose
0057147☇+×
Broken:
but you admit to looking at cock for a hobby
0057148☇+×
Broken:
thats gay
0057149☇+×
MWOzADM:
You suck dicks for fun
0057150☇+×
MWOzADM:
Now thats gay
0057151☇+×
Broken:
oh nice response took you some time to think of that
0057152☇+×
E2MiBDN:
lol the american that said slav girls are hot wasnt me
0057153☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The little one has asthma and the slightest respiratory issues cause breathing exasperation
0057154☇+×
FzM5IDO:
In this case ther throat is sore and has a little cold which would otherwise be considered pretty harmless but we still don't know the degree of her asthma
0057155☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They didn't make us stay thank god
0057156☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I also didn't say Slavs were hot that was George I think
0057157☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyway though spent 5 hours in the hospital after a full work day and I haven't slept an hour straight since because she cries in her sleep and whimpers all night long
0057158☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm fucking miserable bros her mom is back on drugs. If I wanted to have a baby I would have years ago I don't want to do this anymore
0057159☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I fee so guilty feeling that way because I love her to bits she's my niece
0057160☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She just cried talking in her sleep about a fucking swing set I'm going insane
0057161☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Gonna try to sleep now for 45 fucking minutes before I have to wake up the other fuck heads
0057162☇+×
JmZ4AjZ:
who wouldn't say Slavs are hot? never new a slavic girl that wasn't
0057163☇+×
JmZ4AjZ:
they just turn wrinkly than most
0057164☇+×
JmZ4AjZ:
as for your niece errrr damn this is heavy... er... I'll pass this over to Saudi
0057165☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I didn't say they weren't either I just didn't put out the first statement lol
0057166☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I didn't declare
0057167☇+×
NGN3IWO:
that's depressing barry honestly no comment
0057168☇+×
NGN3IWO:
also that american wasn't wrong idk why you had to clear that it is not you george
0057169☇+×
NGN3IWO:
personally if i was accused of saying such thing i wouldn't defend myself even if i didn't reall say it
0057170☇+×
NGN3IWO:
leaf called it
0057171☇+×
NGN3IWO:
good my boi
0057172☇+×
NGN3IWO:
good job*
0057173☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't expect conmen but I have to vent somewhere otherwise my husband has to listen to it and we all know men don't like to listen to their wives bitch
0057174☇+×
FzM5IDO:
So you guys get to listen to me bitch :)
0057175☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why is everyone getting up in arms about Slavic women it sound like everyone agrees that they're very pretty
0057176☇+×
NGN3IWO:
because
0057177☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Excellent
0057178☇+×
MWOzADM:
Amazing
0057179☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Excelsior
0057180☇+×
Broken:
biden is coming to town today
0057181☇+×
Broken:
i might not be able to get into uni cause they are going to block the roads
0057182☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah get to where you're going and out before
0057183☇+×
FzM5IDO:
When he was in Portland I was too and it was a nightmare when they started closing roads
0057184☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What the fuck is he doing In Ottawa?
0057185☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My husband is working at pdx and said he's seen like 10 fighter jets take off already
0057186☇+×
Broken:
meeting our "leader"
0057187☇+×
MWOzADM:
For what?
0057188☇+×
MWOzADM:
Zelensky needs some maple syrup?
0057189☇+×
Broken:
fuck I know. probably congratulating each other on how their fucking up their respective countries
0057190☇+×
Broken:
trudeau knew about chinese interferenece for the last two years and did shit
0057191☇+×
Broken:
cunts been completely silent on the matter
0057192☇+×
NGN3IWO:
hehe nice one swiss
0057193☇+×
Barry:
Hehehe
0057194☇+×
FzM5IDO:
So anyway guys what have you all done to prepare for ww3?
0057195☇+×
MWOzADM:
Nothing
0057196☇+×
MWOzADM:
I should learn to make some direct energy weapons
0057197☇+×
MWOzADM:
I got a bunch of external dvd writing drives from my last job for free. I want to recover the lasers and motors
0057198☇+×
MWOzADM:
I could make a shoulder mount with a camera and some machine vision that targets peoples eyes
0057199☇+×
MWOzADM:
Fuck around go blind
0057200☇+×
MWOzADM:
What do you guys think?
0057201☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also I just saw the crazy mania girl again at the super market lol
0057202☇+×
gzNmJzY:
I think you might be a genius
0057203☇+×
gzNmJzY:
Did you ask her out?
0057204☇+×
hDNlVjN:
I thought everyone in Switzerland was normal and well adjusted
0057205☇+×
hDNlVjN:
What's the homeless situation like there?
0057206☇+×
ATYjRjY:
if he asks her out he will be stuck forever with her
0057207☇+×
ATYjRjY:
i hope swiss is not that desprate
0057208☇+×
EWZhFGO:
whos the crazy mania girl again?
0057209☇+×
MWOzADM:
The one that started talking to me on the bus about how we should have fun and the party shes going to
0057210☇+×
MWOzADM:
Its like a cartoon but in real life
0057211☇+×
MWOzADM:
She was cute
0057212☇+×
MWOzADM:
Not many homeless here
0057213☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also im finally going to see the Russian girl in like 30mins
0057214☇+×
MWOzADM:
If i dont come back she got my kidneys
0057215☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry has to wail and cry like a black woman at my funeral
0057216☇+×
UmZkZmY:
Will do
0057217☇+×
UmZkZmY:
I'm good at crying
0057218☇+×
UmZkZmY:
Not so much wailing but I'll do my best
0057219☇+×
UmZkZmY:
Make me beneficiary of your estate and I'll hop in the grave with your casket
0057221☇+×
ATN0AjZ:
check dis color
0057222☇+×
Broken:
very cool saudi
0057223☇+×
IGMlFTM:
Sexy color saudi bro
0057224☇+×
IGMlFTM:
Guys I'm heading home, she was beautiful and also very smart
0057225☇+×
IGMlFTM:
I maybe in love
0057226☇+×
dTY3MWO:
swiss is so in live his color reflects that
0057227☇+×
dTY3MWO:
love*
0057228☇+×
UWOkZDO:
Did you give her a booby honk? To assert dominance
0057229☇+×
kDZ5Y2M:
Send her a link to this chat I need to have a word with her
0057230☇+×
UmZiVDM:
you jelly?
0057231☇+×
YzNjJ2N:
Yes!
0057232☇+×
YzNjJ2N:
A bunch of higher ups at my credit union are resigning effective immediately and you know what my friend just said?
0057233☇+×
YzNjJ2N:
He blames me
0057234☇+×
YzNjJ2N:
Do I just have a blameable face?
0057235☇+×
Broken:
post face and tits then we will see
0057236☇+×
Broken:
what did the higher ups do to resign all at once?
0057237☇+×
Broken:
swiss your dating a russian, chances are high that she's bipolar
0057238☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't think they were given much of a choice but to resign
0057239☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My manager is very vague about it when I've asked because if I know too much it can be an hr nightmare
0057240☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But suddenly some vp's and such were "restructuring" and now a bunch are gone
0057241☇+×
MWOzADM:
There was no booby honking, it is too soon for that
0057242☇+×
MWOzADM:
Show blamable face Barry
0057243☇+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe tits if they are not man boobs (they probably are)
0057244☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also I blame Barry for the credit union's restructuring
0057245☇+×
MWOzADM:
I hope youre happy
0057246☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No I won't show you my face or female parts
0057247☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If you're the same person as red Swiss then you know what I look like
0057248☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also it's never too soon the a honk
0057249☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Does she have big tits?
0057250☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I must have had a stroke I meant it's never too soon to give them a honk
0057251☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I shouldn't post right when I wake up I always make mistakes
0057252☇+×
MWOzADM:
You think the judge is going to buy that?
0057253☇+×
MWOzADM:
"It's not sexual harassment because Barry said it's never too soon to honk a titty and she's a (wo)man!"
0057254☇+×
MWOzADM:
How do you think that will play out?
0057255☇+×
MWOzADM:
She had a big sweater on, I need the weather to get warmer...
0057256☇+×
UmZiVDM:
big sweater = small boobs
0057257☇+×
UmZiVDM:
source: dude trust me
0057258☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah big sweater with big tits is a bad combo
0057259☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Source: I have big nattys
0057260☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But grab one and you'll know for sure
0057261☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Calling the cops over a honk is a waste of taxpayer money tell her that I'm sure she'll understand
0057262☇+×
dTY3MWO:
do you grab the boob of every woman you meet?
0057263☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I suppose I could
0057264☇+×
dTY3MWO:
don't
0057265☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't consort with softies the worst that could vapid I get yelled at
0057266☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Happen*
0057267☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Auto correct
0057268☇+×
dTY3MWO:
nah the worst is she grabs your boob too and gets sexual with it
0057269☇+×
dTY3MWO:
very gross
0057270☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sounds just plain awful
0057271☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Hopefully nobody tries it today
0057272☇+×
dTY3MWO:
hopefully
0057273☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Imagine sexually playing with someone's titty in the grocery store lol
0057274☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You'd have to be on meth
0057275☇+×
dTY3MWO:
lmao
0057276☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Those sick fucks get down anywhere
0057277☇+×
Broken:
whats wrong with big sweater big tits combo?
0057278☇+×
Broken:
the surprise is the best part
0057279☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It makes you look like you have a weirdly long chest
0057280☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Does not accentuate the hood part; the tits
0057281☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Big tit motto is go big or go home
0057282☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Good* part
0057283☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyway the toddler is in full fits because I said you can't put markers in your mouth so I put her in her room
0057284☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Do I hit her? Idk what to do with this kid mine never acted this way
0057285☇+×
dTY3MWO:
according to swiss yes
0057286☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I made peanut butter cookies and she seems fine now
0057287☇+×
Broken:
it fucking snowing. might need to go out and shovel
0057288☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That's annoying
0057289☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's snowed here a bit too right after all the trees started blooming
0057290☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Snow is so stupid
0057291☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I just want some good cherries
0057293☇+×
MWOzADM:
So much for global warming huh?
0057294☇+×
MWOzADM:
I should make a video called "a convient lie" which points out all the failed predictions of "an inconvenient truth"
0057295☇+×
MWOzADM:
So which of you guys are helping fund this project? You can get a credit as an executive producer
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MWOzADM:
Also lol leaf has to shovel snow
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MWOzADM:
Everyone point and laugh
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FzM5IDO:
Anyone who has a driveway has a snow shovel
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FzM5IDO:
With cars and such
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FzM5IDO:
Maybe move to a less expensive place and enjoy owning something
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FzM5IDO:
Or stay in the city and pay rent to your ((landlord))
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FzM5IDO:
You can do tech consulting from anywhere if you're ok at it I assume
