Also no one is asking how Saudi bro got real life footage of Barry in action
0070441☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She seems pretty chill about it
0070442☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have they been hanging out in real life?
0070443☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The plot thickens
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DonkeyLips:
Maybe we have who knows
0070445☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wish. Irl Saudi bro wouldn't even acknowledge my existence I'm sure, he's a man of God
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DonkeyLips:
What Filipino people are you consorting with Saudi?
0070447☇+×
YWYjZWY:
some Randoms who had their phones out and were watching something late night
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N2NwgTZ:
Why are you watching people watch things?
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N2NwgTZ:
Who watches the watchmen?
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N2NwgTZ:
Yay I'm purple again
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DonkeyLips:
You never people watch Swiss? It's pretty entertaining
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DonkeyLips:
They do some really stupid things
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UTO0MDN:
No
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ZDN3E2N:
huh
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czMmdTZ:
Gross get out of here
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ourLeaf:
thats not very nice barry
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DonkeyLips:
Did you see the flag?
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DonkeyLips:
How can you even say that
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DonkeyLips:
I should leave it at that, but you know what is actually gross? Real life genocide and famine.
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DonkeyLips:
That flag tells me what I need to know
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QTMyUWM:
Are you even american?
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UTO0MDN:
Yea, don't you know isreal is your greatest ally?
0070463☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And one Israeli life is worth 40 American?
0070464☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm well aware
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ourLeaf:
what is a half american half israeli worth?
0070466☇+×
DonkeyLips:
20 Americans and one Jew finger
0070467☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
20.5 americans
0070468☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Hi Barry
0070469☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hi sweetheart good morning
0070470☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't wanna go to work
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cTZ3U2N:
good evening
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cTZ3U2N:
haha sucker
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DonkeyLips:
Jolly good day
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DonkeyLips:
Nvm I take that back
0070475☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
why
0070476☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Calling me a sucker?!
0070477☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Yes
0070478☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Just don't have a job like me B)
0070479☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I am not privileged enough to live at home with my parents who pay all my bills
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DonkeyLips:
My mom is dead and my dads a raging alcoholic narcissist boomer
0070481☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Ask your son to pay the bills
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DonkeyLips:
And he got my rich uncles money, to spend on gift cards to send to his internet girlfriends
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DonkeyLips:
My son isn't old enough to work or fight professionally yet
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DonkeyLips:
I work and my husband also has a really good job
0070485☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Force your son to age faster
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DonkeyLips:
Yes good idea
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UTO0MDN:
How many internet girlfriends does he have?
0070488☇+×
QGM5kzY:
I told him to stop telling me about it because he doesn't listen. Last I heard just 2, Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie
0070489☇+×
QGM5kzY:
They needed him the send apple gift cards for their kids birthdays. I finally had to hurt his feelings about it and he stopped talking to me about it
0070490☇+×
QGM5kzY:
Like dad you're missing teeth, have a drinking problem and your old as shit why would Charlize Theron want anything to do with you
0070491☇+×
ourLeaf:
theres an icecream truck outside
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ourLeaf:
nothing going to buy anything though
0070493☇+×
MGM0QGZ:
Buy an ice cream leaf treat yourself
0070494☇+×
MGM0QGZ:
You deserve it
0070495☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow, your dad is dating Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron at the same time?
0070496☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What a player and Casanova
0070497☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should ask him to ask them for some autographs for us
0070498☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's so cool, can't wait for my autographs!
0070499☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't disappoint Barry
0070500☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why are you hurting your dads feelings? Are you jealous of his girlfriends?
0070501☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also leaf better be buying ice cream for the whole chat
0070502☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ice cream and autographs, today is coming along nicely
0070503☇+×
RmMhZDN:
Jealous that my inheritance is being sent to some fat little Indian man? Yeah you could say that
0070504☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Who is this fat little Indian man and what does he have to do with your dads famous girlfriends?
0070505☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait is your dad Indian?
0070506☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does that mean you're Indian?
0070507☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That would explain a lot actually...
0070508☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now I imagine you with an Indian accent
0070509☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry Pajeeta
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UTO0MDN:
So you're still getting the autographs right?
0070511☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe throw in an Apple gift card as well
0070512☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What kind of phones do you guys have? iPhones or androids?
0070513☇+×
QzNidDN:
The scammer is a fat little Indian I could tell based on how they were messaging him
0070514☇+×
QzNidDN:
I'm not Indian though
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DonkeyLips:
I just had a really stupid realization
0070516☇+×
DonkeyLips:
So when you buy rugs they come with tags sewn on right?
0070517☇+×
DonkeyLips:
After a wash or two the tags stick out constantly, right?
0070518☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You don't have to live with it, walking by each day tucking it under... you can cut them off
0070519☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm 33 years old and this never occurred to me
0070520☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Till now
0070521☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wonder what else I'm missing out on
0070522☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you calling your dad a scammer?
0070523☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's very rude, no wonder he doesn't give you any gift cards
0070524☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also cutting those tags is illegal and I'm calling the police
0070525☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Barry genius idea
0070526☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Scam your dad back
0070527☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's not illegal lol
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DonkeyLips:
But it's illegal to cut them off of pillows, except by the consumer they say
0070529☇+×
ATYwYjY:
What is the legal consequence for cutting tags off linens and such? For as long as I can remember I've wondered about this now that you bring it up
0070530☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They publicly execute you
0070531☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Today is Switzerland day, you guys better pay your respects
0070532☇+×
RzM3YWY:
I'm good. Switzerland has done nothing but disrespect me
0070533☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you
0070534☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How has the beautiful Helvetica disrespected you?
0070536☇+×
hDO2UTN:
By producing smug people who are horrible at bants
0070537☇+×
hDO2UTN:
I bet it's common for people in Switzerland to wake up and smell their own farts, like that episode of South Park about Prius drivers
0070538☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's weird because you described Americans
0070539☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you sure you aren't confused?
0070540☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I saw the fireworks show tonight
0070541☇+×
UTO0MDN:
However it's shameful that Lausanne's ended before Pully's (a neighboring city)
0070542☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This outrageous and somehow Barry's fault
0070543☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
When are we getting Pullanonymous.com
0070544☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When you make it
0070545☇+×
NGNhVjN:
Only babies care about fireworks
0070546☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I bet pully is prettier than Lausanne too!
0070547☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh yeah it is not as many weird pokey buildings it seems
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czNiFzM:
Really, so are Americans baby's on the 4th of July?
0070549☇+×
IWM5IjN:
Of course
0070550☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If they care about fireworks
0070551☇+×
DonkeyLips:
People here spend thousands on their own fireworks it's such a waste
0070552☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And also causes about three weeks of constant noise till after dark it's very annoying
0070553☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So, Swede, seen any good concerts lately?
0070554☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
Why do you keep asking him that?
0070555☇+×
UGNxIGZ:
swede is not serious he will keep procrastinating
0070556☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you were paying attention you would understand
0070557☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We are encouraging him to accomplish his dreams and we laid out a full proof plan for him
0070558☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He just needs to go out there and actually do it
0070559☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We believe in you
0070560☇+×
J2YxIGM:
Don't boss him around
0070561☇+×
ourLeaf:
leaf's random thoughts #5566: being a cuckhold is moral in an utilitarian framework
0070562☇+×
UGNxIGZ:
How do I unsubscribe?
0070563☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf what?
0070564☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My husband really just started trying to brag about having Swiss heritage I was like nigga what
0070565☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They're just a little Germanic circle. Be proud of being Japanese, which you very obviously are
0070566☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf, it would be useful to who? Your slave masters?
0070567☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn, my bants are so good they are turning Barry's husband from Japanese to Swiss
0070568☇+×
UTO0MDN:
With great power comes great responsibility
0070569☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Barry's worst nightmare
0070570☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The mad lad lex Friedman released and 8 hour podcast
0070571☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes 8 (eight) hours
0070572☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's a fed
0070573☇+×
ourLeaf:
he's a cuckhold justifying it in an utilitarian framework
0070574☇+×
NjY1ITM:
what did he talk about for 8 hours
0070575☇+×
QTMyUWM:
His 8 hour cuck session
0070576☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He interviews a bunch of neurolink people
0070577☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He starts with Elon musk
0070578☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Some of the brain to computer interface stuff is insane
0070579☇+×
UTO0MDN:
One of the dudes talked about robot and tech assisted surgeries
0070580☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They want to get so precise that you don't bleed. They will map your vascular system and have the robot avoid it all while getting to the area it needs to operate
0070581☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sounds pretty sci fi
0070582☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf explain this utilitarian framework meme you have attached yourself too
0070583☇+×
ourLeaf:
none of you understand the hilarity of my statements
0070584☇+×
ITM4IWM:
unfortunately leaf we don't
0070585☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Please explain
0070586☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel like a lot of context is missing
0070587☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm wondering if you've been hitting the floorboard dust too hard or if the new family is hitting you too hard
0070588☇+×
ourLeaf:
look it up
0070589☇+×
ourLeaf:
its not like utilitarianism isn't the most popular brand of ethics
0070590☇+×
ourLeaf:
ok I'll try to sum it up
0070591☇+×
ourLeaf:
happiness is a measurable metric and people involved in situations should ensure that the overall happiness is above the acceptable limit
0070592☇+×
ourLeaf:
so in the situation where you are being cuckolded, because at least two people are happy your suffering is negligible
0070593☇+×
ourLeaf:
i looked up the utilitarian bike meme but i found that someone already made the edit of what im talking about https://fading.blue/u/730303.jpg
0070594☇+×
ourLeaf:
its yellow outside
0070595☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I've seen that meme
0070596☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Utilitarian framework is a strange way of saying coping mechanism
0070597☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also my bike getting stolen would enrage me in such a way happiness would be cancelled for the day for everyone
0070598☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So me getting my bike stolen would be a net negative in happiness
0070599☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow, mentally masturbating to psuedo philosophy is fun
0070600☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does one measure happiness?
0070601☇+×
cTN1EWN:
Happiness is not real
0070602☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's right, there is only misery and slightly less misery
0070603☇+×
ourLeaf:
very buddhist
0070604☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why do you say there's only misery and slightly less misery? Why can't happiness exist?
0070605☇+×
ourLeaf:
slightly less misery is probably happiness to them
0070606☇+×
ourLeaf:
or they like acting emo
0070607☇+×
UWM3QWY:
I like feeling happy. I've felt sincere misery and I believe that happiness is attainable. Idk why it needs to be only on a spectrum of just misery
0070608☇+×
UWM3QWY:
I've been thinking about this more lately, I was raised very poor and pretty neglected behind closed doors.. so happiness to me is pretty profound as an adult
0070609☇+×
UWM3QWY:
Regardless of what factors I have impacting my life. I'm not miserable
0070610☇+×
UWM3QWY:
Idk if that makes sense to any of you guys but I don't think it really matters. If you wanna be a sad sack and prefer everyone else is sad and miserable that's a choice
0070611☇+×
UWM3QWY:
If misery exists there has to be joy and happiness. Like good and evil
0070612☇+×
UWM3QWY:
For every action there is a reaction
0070613☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because you're always mean to me and bully me
0070614☇+×
JzN0MjN:
Whatever
0070615☇+×
JzN0MjN:
Change your color
0070616☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You see
0070617☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Misery +1
0070618☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also, how dare you copy my old and new color
0070619☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude
0070620☇+×
Z2NjNmN:
I don't prefer everyone is sad and miserable, I just think it's the case and they are just really good at hiding it
0070621☇+×
Z2NjNmN:
It can't be just me being miserable and only sometimes less miserable
0070622☇+×
VzNyIDM:
It's not just you but it definitely isn't everyone
0070623☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I like this song
0070624☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgLSwfq81K4
0070625☇+×
hDOxcjY:
this dude has been making some nice songs
0070626☇+×
hDOxcjY:
post your favourite songs of the moment
0070627☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Neat song I like it
0070628☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I have a lot of favorite songs right now I'll have to really think about it
This is an old one but I've been listening to it a lot lately
0070632☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also my husband has a very handsome friend who's a drummer for a local metal band who's really good, but I won't bother you guys with metal I know it's not for everyone
0070633☇+×
ourLeaf:
this is what im listening to right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbMFkVkt_lM&t=1404s
0070634☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDI8b5Nn5s
0070635☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is a jazzy fellow
0070636☇+×
ourLeaf:
not really just happen to like some of his stuff. I like prog rock
0070637☇+×
ourLeaf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7uas1Momio
0070638☇+×
ourLeaf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFh4oLp-BlQ
0070639☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Leaf has surprisingly interesting taste in music
0070640☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I don't hate the songs you posted which says a lot
0070641☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Barry I can't listen to your song because I don't have a spotify account
0070642☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Fallen Angel is not bad at all
0070643☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtIifSBGEs
0070644☇+×
DonkeyLips:
https://youtu.be/0i3ZfrVY9iU?si=Y7QmfJgAKmqxHRp-
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DonkeyLips:
Leaf you do have interesting taste I like it
0070646☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also nice one swiss I like that one too
0070647☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You guys should see the zucchini's i grew they're massive
0070648☇+×
ourLeaf:
well, post them
0070649☇+×
NGNhVjN:
They're at home
0070650☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You want us to see your "zucchini"?
0070651☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok pervert
0070652☇+×
VWOiN2N:
Alright new question- what's everyone's favorite movie or show currently?
0070653☇+×
VWOiN2N:
Swiss get your mind out of the gutter for once
0070654☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the one flaunting your zucchini
0070655☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I watched "Troppo" recently, it was good
0070656☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Based in Australia, main actress has a thick rural accent
0070657☇+×
EmZiNmM:
What's it on?
0070658☇+×
EmZiNmM:
I've been really into the bear on Hulu lately
0070659☇+×
QTMyUWM:
my favourite movie is Bill & Ted's excellent adventure
0070660☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14266534/
0070661☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is leaf favorite movie
0070662☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's on the internet, I don't pay for media lol, lmao even
0070663☇+×
ourLeaf:
why did they change the title to Buck Brooking?
0070664☇+×
ourLeaf:
just doesn't have the same oomph to it
0070665☇+×
NTZzUmM:
That's the localized Canadian title
0070666☇+×
NTZzUmM:
Does Brooking mean anything in Canadian?
0070667☇+×
NTZzUmM:
Like, for example can we say "Leaf gave Barry a good Brooking, last night"
0070668☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If I download from the internet my isp send very angry letters
0070669☇+×
DonkeyLips:
America is the land of spying
0070670☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But my service provider is basically the highest performing in my area so I don't have much choice
0070671☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also I'm not going to let my children download. That's literally just asking for trouble
0070672☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My sister taught me how to kill a family computer when I was like 8 with Napster
0070673☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ah Swiss is here to face me I see
0070674☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Finally
0070675☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just stream the shows for free lol
0070676☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't know how to do that sir
0070677☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Free stuff is hidden on tvs I only know how to hide the paywall on a computer
0070678☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think you actually told me once, but it's a website innit?
0070679☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
didnt that nigga just make up buck breaking
0070680☇+×
JjY5cDO:
No don't inflate his ego any more than it is
0070681☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry doesn't want you to know the truth about buck breaking
0070682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's an important part of American history and culture
0070683☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So Barry, what will you do if they try to draft your son and husband for the upcoming war?
0070684☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Will your run to Mexico/Canada or will you enlist so they won't be lonely?
0070685☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or will you stay home and cash checks?
0070686☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf and Saudi bro will have a sniper show down because they'll have to fight on opposite sides of the war
0070687☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It will be epic and dramatic like enemy at the gates
0070688☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Since Sweden is no longer neutral, Swede will be a POW in Poland, a fate worse than death
0070689☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Since Switzerland is neutral, I'll just chill at home and watch it all on the news
0070690☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What are you guys predictions?
0070691☇+×
QzYwMDN:
I predict the draft cards will be burned en mass
0070692☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, they won't
0070693☇+×
IDOkFTM:
Some people are saying thy will use the draft as an excuse to vax more people
0070694☇+×
IDOkFTM:
How many of you here got the vax?
0070695☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My son and husband won't go though anyway
0070696☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not vaxxed I am pure
0070697☇+×
ourLeaf:
i hope we kill any draft dodgers
0070698☇+×
ourLeaf:
draft dodgers ruined our country. they are far worse than any illegals
0070699☇+×
ourLeaf:
i shouldn't say the entire country but definently BC by making it so progressive
0070700☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Looks like you'll have to go to Mexico because leaf won't accept you
0070701☇+×
RDNzATN:
lol I would not be going to Canada
0070702☇+×
RDNzATN:
Also I'm not sending the loves of my life to go fight for yids
0070703☇+×
RDNzATN:
You might find us in Paraguay
0070704☇+×
VDMmdzM:
I am concerned about red Swiss' health is he ok?
0070705☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hes fine
0070706☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Are you sure?
0070707☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes
0070708☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What is wrong with his body?
0070709☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Does he have osteoporosis?
0070710☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Benjamin button syndrome?
0070711☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Arthritis?
0070712☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You have to answer
0070713☇+×
ZGOzEGM:
micropenis
0070714☇+×
ZGOzEGM:
new id?
0070715☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did you guys see the Olympic break dancing?
0070716☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But fast pitch softball can't participate till 2028. I want out of this world
0070717☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, it was funny
0070718☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry murdered youtubes ex ceo
0070719☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Are you typing in French again?
0070720☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's something a murder would say to deflect
0070721☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Surprisingly YouTube's new ceo is worse than her
0070722☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think it was the vax that actually got her
0070723☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And her son commited suicide less then a year ago
0070724☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's pretty crazy how it went from the best of times to worst of times in the span of two years
0070725☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And having practically all the money in the world still couldn't help
0070726☇+×
ourLeaf:
it rained on one side of my house and not the other
0070727☇+×
DonkeyLips:
There's a word for that leaf but it's not in my head today
0070728☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss, money can't buy happiness.
0070729☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So I'm gonna make an effort to get more swiss people in the chat
0070730☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Try not to scarr them away
0070731☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also i found a photo of Barry
0070732☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/371508.png
0070733☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Be me
0070734☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Buy a canon printer
0070735☇+×
UTO0MDN:
After a few print the ink is finished
0070736☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Complain online that the ink was used to quickly for too few pages
0070737☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Get told it's not a scam and the ink carts that come with the printer are only meant for a few pages
0070738☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Buy new ink cart and it runs out faster than the demo cart
0070739☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fucking canon shills lied to me
0070740☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Found a Chinese supplier that will sell me the ink for 20bucks instead of 80
0070741☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fuck you canon, I refuse to be scammed by you
0070742☇+×
ourLeaf:
our canon printer broke down a week ago but it was old and now its fixed
0070743☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What why did you say that's me what the fuck is this
0070744☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Its you
0070745☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why do you want more Swiss people here
0070746☇+×
UTO0MDN:
To bring some life into this chat
0070747☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro and Swede are too busy giving each other diamonds in Minecraft
0070748☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And leaf is breaking printers just to fix them back
0070749☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is he even printing?!
0070750☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're gonna tell them to come here and they might read a day back and decide you're too unhinged and may even halt contact irl
0070751☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why would you wanna bring people to an anon chat if you know them? If that were the case there's a girl at work who I'm telling to post
0070752☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or maybe even my son and his friends they're ruthless
0070753☇+×
ZGOzEGM:
I have nothing to say
0070754☇+×
ZGOzEGM:
I don't even know what you guys are talking about
0070755☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I didn't say I know them, why do you assume these things?
0070756☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede why are you not going to concerts? Do you not want to find your happiness or do you just want to wallow in your sadness?
0070757☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will not stop until you have accomplished your dreams
0070758☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will fly to Sweden and drag you to concerts if I have too
0070759☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No kids but can the girl handle bants?
0070760☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if we like her more than you?
0070761☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if we start calling her Barry and start calling you Larry?
0070762☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can you handle these possibilities?
0070763☇+×
U2N5ADN:
I don't actually give a shit Swiss it doesn't matter
0070764☇+×
U2N5ADN:
Her and I just talk about cool conspiracy theories and aliens and stuff
0070765☇+×
U2N5ADN:
She's a redditor though
0070766☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is she hot though?
0070767☇+×
J2YwAzY:
Idk. Why would I tell you?
0070768☇+×
J2YwAzY:
She has a husband and a baby
0070769☇+×
N2N5UjN:
evening
0070770☇+×
ourLeaf:
evening
0070771☇+×
ourLeaf:
how come we say norwegian instead of norse?
0070772☇+×
QTMyUWM:
because fuck them
0070773☇+×
QTMyUWM:
right iceland bro?
0070774☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shots fired
0070775☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf you can call them whatever you want, god have you free will
0070776☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Gave*
0070777☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And actually I think lots of people do call them that and it's the same for all Scandinavian countries
0070778☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Like Finns, Danes, Swedes
0070779☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk just speculating
0070780☇+×
ZTN2ATY:
we only played minecraft for two days and the server has expired this week, i was too tired to play because of work.
0070781☇+×
ZTN2ATY:
also i installed linuxmint on my laptop feels good man fuck windows and microsoft
0070782☇+×
ZTN2ATY:
sometimes i your conversations and don't feel like engaging
0070783☇+×
ZTN2ATY:
it do be like that sometime
0070784☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Understandable
0070785☇+×
ourLeaf:
oh i got the flags wrong my bad
0070786☇+×
AzM4ETM:
Why is it that the people who love ass kisser employees always get appointed to management?
0070787☇+×
ourLeaf:
people skills
0070788☇+×
ourLeaf:
for you to get promoted you would need to literally kiss ass
0070789☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You should aspire to be the ass kissee
0070790☇+×
ZGOzEGM:
I want linux mint but I'm too scared to fuck it up
0070791☇+×
ZGOzEGM:
and maybe a bit lazy
0070792☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why would you fuck it up?
0070793☇+×
EjY0EmN:
I don't do that kinda stuff
0070794☇+×
EjY0EmN:
It makes me sick
0070795☇+×
EjY0EmN:
I sit right next to my manager's office and get to listen to people go in and kiss ass all day it's so cringey and in turn I want to lean hard opposite
0070796☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, you should get people to kiss your ass
0070797☇+×
lTN5QjM:
I'm not that special Swiss
0070798☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And with that attitude you never will be
0070799☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I thought Americans had too much confidence?
0070800☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You neee to change your mind set to a person who gets their ass kissed and ass kissers will appear
0070801☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which one of you broke 4chan?
0070802☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Probably you I don't even go there anymore
0070803☇+×
dTOzcjM:
Why?
0070804☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Because it's all fake and gay now
0070805☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just read the stormer
0070806☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Has all the highlights I need
0070807☇+×
EjY0UGO:
lol
0070808☇+×
EjY0UGO:
Stormer is controlled
0070809☇+×
EjY0UGO:
Literally made by an Israeli
0070810☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Suuuure and 4chan is not. Ok
0070811☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Who is the Israeli creator?
0070812☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Anglin
0070813☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've seen his Wikipedia page what is your point though
0070814☇+×
UWZiZ2M:
Do you know some simjlar site like this
0070815☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, you must stay here
0070816☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You are new friend now
0070817☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Accept your destiny
0070818☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Look at his early life, he clearly glows
0070819☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He was very lefty as kid
0070820☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A fucking vegan lol
0070821☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't know, it just seems like a honey pot to me
0070822☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or a limited hangout
0070823☇+×
ourLeaf:
hitler was a vegan too
0070824☇+×
ourLeaf:
and was a lefty
0070825☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why I don't trust vegans
0070826☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're not a vegan are you Barry?
0070827☇+×
DonkeyLips:
No
0070828☇+×
DonkeyLips:
4chan is a honeypot though
0070829☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're a honey pot
0070830☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Aw thanks
0070831☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That sounds like a compliment if I didn't know what a honey pot was
0070832☇+×
IWYxMmY:
Heh
0070833☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Since no one on insta cared I'm gonna share some dragonfly photos with you guys
0070834☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://fading.blue/u/631677.jpg
0070835☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://fading.blue/u/631757.jpg
0070836☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://fading.blue/u/631739.jpg
0070837☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://fading.blue/u/631771.jpg
0070838☇+×
hDOxcjY:
They kinda look like fairies in real life and the camera doesn't truly capture how vibrant and shiny they look in real life
0070839☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
Im crying here
0070840☇+×
EjY0UGO:
Why are you crying?
0070841☇+×
EjY0UGO:
Did Barry touch you inappropriately?
0070842☇+×
ourLeaf:
cool
0070843☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
Because Im stupid and poor
0070844☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
I dont know who is Barry, Im not easy woman
0070845☇+×
cjNjNDM:
nice photos swiss
0070846☇+×
cjNjNDM:
I know a thing or two about being stupid and poor
0070847☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's ok, we are all stupid here so you are in good company
0070848☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, why did you make this poor woman cry? You monster
0070849☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
When this site was launched?
0070850☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
Barry loves me
0070851☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a few years old
0070852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How did you find this place?
0070853☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
On some site with links
0070854☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a slow chat but hang around, we are good friends here
0070855☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Theres me, Barry (donkeylips), lear, Saudi bro and Swede are regulars
0070856☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf*
0070857☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I liked the dragonfly pictures red Swiss those are actually my favorite bugs
0070858☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
Why donkey?
0070859☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Because they remind me of my mom
0070860☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She loved them so much she named her business after them
0070861☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What?
0070862☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
Omg
0070863☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
U
0070864☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No u
0070865☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what are your interest and or hobbies?
0070866☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also becareful with Barry, I try to be her friend but she's always super mean
0070867☇+×
UTO0MDN:
For no reason at all, it's weird
0070868☇+×
kjZ4ADO:
Don't start
0070869☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Hello new friend Serbia
0070870☇+×
MTMkV2Y:
Hi
0070871☇+×
ourLeaf:
i saw a salamander today. no pics
0070872☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pics or it didn't happen
0070873☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Y'all ready for the monkey pox lockdowns?
0070874☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Cant wait
0070875☇+×
QzMhZWZ:
For the monkey pox?
0070876☇+×
QzMhZWZ:
What if monkey pox is the vax manifesting stage 2
0070877☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not a gay daggot so I'm not worried about monkeypox
0070878☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Faggot*
0070879☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if it's airborn monkey pox?
0070880☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It spreads through farts
0070881☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Everyone will have to wear ass masks
0070882☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also if you are not a gay faggot does that make you a straight faggot?
0070883☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm very confused
0070884☇+×
EmZiNmM:
No straight faggots do things like text while driving, or call the credit union to scream at me. Just two examples
0070885☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Those are oddly specific
0070886☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You didn't answer the monkey pox fart problem
0070887☇+×
YmYlJTY:
I didn't know it wasn't rhetorical
0070888☇+×
BTNilzY:
What if it's fart borne Swiss what will you do then?
0070889☇+×
BTNilzY:
You'll have to stop taking public transportation
0070890☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, you will have to drive me around
0070891☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We lost our new Serbian friend
0070892☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I blame Barry for her coldness and meanness
0070893☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is why we can't have nice things
0070894☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is why operation "more Swiss people" needs to be executed
0070895☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will ask red Swiss to wipe the chat first so we don't give off such an awful impression
0070896☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh god
0070897☇+×
ourLeaf:
then they will learn how horrible we can be and leave
0070898☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You will be nice to our new friends!
0070899☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
no
0070900☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
we have a swiss cap at 2 switzerlandians
0070901☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No! You're not the admin of my life!
0070902☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry you should watch "Future man" I think you will enjoy it, it's actually funny and silly
0070903☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And smart but doesn't take itself seriously
0070904☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Slight spoiler but the first season is about a vaccine ruining humanity lol
0070905☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think I may have started it once but I don't remember it really
0070906☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And why me specifically why not these other yayhoos?
0070907☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They don't watch shows only animays
0070908☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't even know what Swede does with all his time
0070909☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know Saudi bro at least has a job
0070910☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf watches animays and masturbates all day
0070911☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And Barry finds innocent animals to murder
0070912☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I just can't crack Swedes story
0070913☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He could be a fed
0070914☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't murder animals Swiss
0070915☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm going to guess you stay in your apartment all the time creating ai porn videos
0070916☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I know what you're up to don't go around thinking you're slick
0070917☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What am I up too?
0070918☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'm smooth and not slick
0070919☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are the rabbits still alive Barry?
0070920☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Be honest
0070921☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
My story isn't complicated I'm a fucking neet that sits on the computer all day
0070922☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
Or I could be a FED
0070923☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
I don't know why I capitalized that
0070924☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
Fricking Epic Diarrhea
0070925☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The rabbits were considered seniors when we got them Swiss I was going in thinking I'd have a different outcome
0070926☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swede that sounds very healthy
0070927☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Let the record show that Swiss isn't smooth, nor is he slick
0070928☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's a lot of words to say that the rabbits are dead
0070929☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you sure you aren't Jewish because you love to pilpul
0070930☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Let the record show that Barry did in fact murder the rabbits
0070931☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you do on the computer all day Swede?
0070932☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Play games? Read, watch stuff? Program? Stare at a blank screen?
0070933☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
I dont even know slop shit
0070934☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
I try to be more creative
0070935☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
need to stop watching youtube so much
0070936☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you want to create?
0070937☇+×
IGMmRmN:
Swede wants to create offspring
0070938☇+×
ETYiVGN:
idk random drawings and writing shit
0070939☇+×
ETYiVGN:
just random projects
0070941☇+×
ETYiVGN:
thats true saudi
0070942☇+×
ourLeaf:
creating random shit is fun
0070943☇+×
ourLeaf:
sometimes creating actual shit is fun
0070944☇+×
ZWNxUmM:
sometimes taking a shit is fun
0070945☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's a bit gay Saudi...
0070946☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What kind of projects? Do you draw, sculpt, paint?
0070947☇+×
ETYiVGN:
Just draw on my computer
0070948☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Like in ms paint?
0070949☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Show us a drawing
0070950☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, indulge us, we won't judge
0070951☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does anyone remember Argentina?
0070952☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He drew a picture of what he thought we looked like
0070953☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wish I had saved the images
0070954☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wonder what happened to him
0070955☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He seemed like he had some internal issues he was dealing with
0070956☇+×
ourLeaf:
i miss argie
0070957☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I kept contact with him for a while but we just kinda stopped
0070958☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He was super good at drawing though
0070959☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you kill him Barry?
0070960☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why Barry tries to get your contact info...
0070961☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They always say it starts with small animals
0070962☇+×
UTO0MDN:
On a completely unrelated note, could a serial killer plot twist be interesting for the Barry Boomer lore?
0070963☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like even Barry Boomer doesn't even know he's a serial killer and wonders why his friends keep dying
0070964☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Lots to think about
0070965☇+×
ETYiVGN:
yes on mspaint actually
0070966☇+×
ETYiVGN:
im not showing anything
0070967☇+×
ETYiVGN:
I have thought of drawing you guys actually lol theyre very stereotypical
0070968☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do it and post it
0070969☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you don't Barry will cry
0070970☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you really want that on your conscience?
0070971☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you the type of person that makes women cry?
0070972☇+×
DonkeyLips:
When did I ask for his contact info??
0070973☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You literally said "I kept contact with him for a while but we just kinda stopped (because I killed him)"
0070974☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh he actually invited me to talk to him on discord
0070975☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Then I stopped using discord
0070976☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm sure I could message him again but it's been well over a year I don't think he's interested in laus if he's never come back
0070977☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Why do some "artist" get very buttmad over A.I. art?
0070978☇+×
hDOxcjY:
The more vocal they are the uglier their art is ironically. Sometimes I just want to tell them "don't worry no one will steal your art style, ever"
0070979☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Anyway I am going to make a new multiplayer game and you guys can alpha test it once it's reached a playable state
0070980☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yay
0070981☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And you should tell them that, they need to hear it
0070982☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't understand why they feel threatened by it
0070983☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What was that movie on Netflix made by ai?
0070984☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It was horrible
0070985☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't think that will always be the case but for now I think these "artists" are safe
0070986☇+×
hDOxcjY:
We are waiting to see your art sweden
0070987☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes we are waiting
0070988☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah these obviously two different people from Switzerland are waiting
0070989☇+×
ETYiVGN:
No
0070990☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes
0070991☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't you have any animals to murder Barry?
0070992☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Someone has been lurking in the chat all day
0070993☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think they are also waiting for Swedes art reveal
0070994☇+×
ZzN5AjM:
hello
0070995☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hi
0070996☇+×
ourLeaf:
hey
0070997☇+×
ourLeaf:
its been raining all week
0070998☇+×
DonkeyLips:
When any other American enters a chat I feel like a dogs in a car who sees another g in a different car in traffic I just want to bark at them
0070999☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The rain is from the tears of the Angels because they see what you do in your bed room at night
0071000☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Classic weeping rain of angel tears
0071001☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is that some kind of American mating ritual?
0071002☇+×
ourLeaf:
if the angels see what i do at night they would want to join
0071003☇+×
VmN2UGN:
sounds gsy
0071004☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very sacrilegious
0071005☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What do you do at night leaf
0071006☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes leaf, what do you do at night?
0071007☇+×
YWNjRGM:
Probably the same thing as all you other penis havers
0071008☇+×
ourLeaf:
I...
0071009☇+×
ourLeaf:
SLEEP
0071010☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But how do you sleep?
0071011☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And what do you dream about?
0071012☇+×
UGMwYTO:
men
0071013☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I can't think of something witty to say :(
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ourLeaf:
i opened my window and crushed a frog
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ourLeaf:
opps
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AzN0EDO:
Murderer! Barry is a bad influence on you
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hzY4MWM:
Swiss banned mammograms in his country he wants me to die confirmed
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UTO0MDN:
Mammograms give you cancer from the radiation
0071021☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I am a professional boobie tester
0071022☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Everyday 100s of women come to the office and I feel their boobs for lumps, it's more natural and has no risk of radiation
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UTO0MDN:
It's hard work but someone has to do it
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JWZxUzY:
Check mine
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UTO0MDN:
No
0071026☇+×
ETYiVGN:
What
0071027☇+×
EDZkhDO:
check see nutz
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EDZkhDO:
deez*
0071029☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok, but this is how I check nuts
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UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/485506.jpeg
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UTO0MDN:
Are you ready?
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ourLeaf:
damn swiss i didn't know you were into that
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ourLeaf:
so thats what you do at night
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ourLeaf:
sick shit swiss, sick shit
0071035☇+×
RWMwgDZ:
Swiss the nut cracker
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UTO0MDN:
I cracked leaf's nuts and that's why he reacted the way he did
0071037☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Poor thing is traumatized
0071038☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, do you want me to crack your nuts?
0071039☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry has to kiss leaf's nuts to make them feel better
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DonkeyLips:
I don't do stuff like that
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DonkeyLips:
I've never even seen a nut. How dare you assume I'd kiss one
0071042☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf I'm sure you're gonna be fine
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UTO0MDN:
Wow leaf, not only will she nut kiss your nuts better but she thinks they're too ugly to to even look at
Why don't you get the point is to get the money, no one wants to actually live in America
0071086☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I listen to the trump interview on Theo vons podcast
0071087☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was interesting
0071088☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Tell him happy birthday from me
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UTO0MDN:
I wonder how that would go
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UTO0MDN:
"Hey Barry Zoomer, some guy in Sweden say Happy Birthday", "uhhh ok, what's his name?", "I actually don't know...", "mom, why does he know about my birthday?", "uhhhhh...."
0071091☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I guess then try to move to Oregon then Swiss just don't get addicted to fentanyl
0071092☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I told him and he said thanks nigga then flipped me off
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DonkeyLips:
Jk he would be very confused but thanks for the sentiment Swede
0071094☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If you give me your Xbox gamer tag I'll have him add you and you can join the ranks of adult men he bullies
0071095☇+×
ourLeaf:
Barry Zoomer is growing up
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ourLeaf:
i remeber when he used to be 10 or something
0071097☇+×
ourLeaf:
actually i don't remember
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DonkeyLips:
Get your story straight leaf
0071099☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea, are you a stalker or not?
0071100☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe it was leaf who was the fed all along...
0071101☇+×
ourLeaf:
you caught me
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DonkeyLips:
He was actually about 10 when I started posting so leaf you may remember younger baby Barry
0071103☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss looking to move to Oregon for money, me looking to move to Switzerland for euthanasia. Swiss if you want money I can take a life insurance policy out and make you beneficiary then you don't need to bother with flights and such? Just pay for my flight over?
0071104☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I really just refuse to live in a world where rayon gets an opportunity for the gold medal over literally any one of the jabbawockeez
0071105☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or whatever they're called
0071106☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Raygun*
0071107☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I know it was weeks ago but she keeps coming up so here we are
0071108☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Jabber walkies. I don't fucking know. But they break dance real good apparently
0071109☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Everything else is so fucking stupid. I regret taking the red pill I wish I had made different decisions
0071110☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Raygunn is a treasure, don't you dear say anything bad about her
0071111☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She is an Olympic level troll
0071112☇+×
UTO0MDN:
An inspiration
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UTO0MDN:
You took the black pill and not the red pill
0071114☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is a big difference
0071115☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Whatever
0071116☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't be hating
0071117☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Raygunn is a lot more wholesome than the hawk tua girl
0071118☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Raygunn brought us laughs and joy, hawk t girl made the world cringe
This one is goo as long as I can repaint and get rid of that god awful wallpaper
0071347☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And not waste that cutie pie arboretum on gay furniture, that's where my little indoor garden will be. Thanks
0071348☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Logitech is from Lausanne actually lol
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UTO0MDN:
I have a friend that works there but I haven't spoken to him in a long time
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UTO0MDN:
It's super corporate now so not fun
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ETYiVGN:
Damn thanks Switzerland
0071352☇+×
QWOwgDZ:
a Logitech enjoyer I see
0071353☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Fuck Logitech
0071354☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Go with Steelseries, they actually supported me with my indie games
0071355☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Logitech only cares about making their products cheaper and increasing their price
0071356☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Red Swiss is the ex ceo confirmed
0071357☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He could also buy me a chateau then
0071358☇+×
ZmM2IDO:
https://youtu.be/es9_rIANV9k?si=kIRqcYdo0cGQsVOD
0071359☇+×
ZmM2IDO:
I like this song
0071360☇+×
ETYiVGN:
He should buy us all a chateau
0071361☇+×
NDO4gDN:
Seriously
0071362☇+×
NDO4gDN:
And stop being so greedy with all his money
0071363☇+×
NDO4gDN:
There's a 9 bedroom house for sale in Lausanne. I already looked
0071364☇+×
NDO4gDN:
That should accommodate my family plus you guys
0071365☇+×
NDO4gDN:
https://realadvisor.ch/en/buy/city-lausanne/house
0071366☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I thought we were going to live in Toronto with leaf?
0071367☇+×
ourLeaf:
get your own place
0071368☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I already packed my bags :(
0071369☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Whatever, canada is a silly place filled with silly people
0071370☇+×
JmN0UTY:
They are goofy up there but so is America
0071371☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We just spent a good amount of money on a half wagyu beef and the first package of ground beef was rancid. I'm about to unleash my crazy, the likes of which has been experienced by very few
0071372☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The other guy we split it with opened a pack too and same fucking smell
0071373☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I home they like tubes of meat launched through their front windows
Also this is the best way I can visually describe my dreams I've never felt so seen and understood
0071377☇+×
QTMyUWM:
So who gets to live in the basement
0071378☇+×
ourLeaf:
you get to live in the dog house
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DonkeyLips:
That's not nice he said he's crippled and you expect him to live outside?
0071380☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is literally hitler confirmed
0071381☇+×
ourLeaf:
i am
0071382☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A milf told me I have pretty eyes
0071383☇+×
MWZ2IWN:
How nice
0071384☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
I think she doesn't like me anymore because now she's only doing one word replies now
0071385☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
That descalated quickly
0071386☇+×
cTOzADN:
IM SO SORRY SWISS
0071387☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
It's ok, I blame Barry
0071388☇+×
MWNjZjZ:
And leaf for being literally hitler
0071389☇+×
ourLeaf:
hitler never said milfs belonged in the gas showers
0071390☇+×
ourLeaf:
I'm sorry. I never said milfs belonged in the gas showers
0071391☇+×
JjN4ImN:
Maybe she's busy
0071392☇+×
JjN4ImN:
Do you mean the woman you nearly beat to death or the milf?
0071393☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When did leaf nearly beat a woman to death?
0071394☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What a plot twist, but what can you expect when he's literally hitler
0071395☇+×
DonkeyLips:
No you Swiss obvi
0071396☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What, I have never beat a woman. Are you projecting again Barry?
0071397☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Beating women is an obvious next step from killing poor innocent animals so that tracks
0071398☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've beaten the shit out of my sister once actually and hit her with a chair but she pushes people to that extreme
0071399☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She deserved it, she's an evil person
0071400☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ugh I Have a cold now
0071401☇+×
UTO0MDN:
My nose is runny and my head feels weird
0071402☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why have you done this to me Barry?
0071403☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is it because a milf said I have pretty eyes so you got jealous?
0071404☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you hit her with a chair in a wrestling ring?
0071405☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did some one scream out "are you ready to rumble" just before you did it?
0071406☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That would have been pretty kino
0071407☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway
0071408☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Let's brainstorm guys
0071409☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What can I say to the milf to turn the conversation around?
0071410☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Is she actually a mom?
0071411☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If her kids come up, say literally the opposite of anything you think to say to me
0071412☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe tell her you like her giant mommy milkers
0071413☇+×
YTNykDM:
Tell her you love kids
0071414☇+×
YTNykDM:
Ahahahahaha
0071415☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys, no
0071416☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Tell her you need to be nursed
0071417☇+×
ITOwIzM:
Ask how old her kids are and what time they get out of school
0071418☇+×
ourLeaf:
call her mommy
0071419☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yes do that
0071420☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I didn't do any of that
0071421☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You guys are the worst wingmen ever
0071422☇+×
QTMyUWM:
CALL HER MOMMY
0071424☇+×
QTMyUWM:
YOU FUCKING COWARD
0071425☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss it didn't sound like anything you were doing was working. What did you say to her that was so off putting?
0071426☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My kids are in their 3rd week of school and we're already hearing about snapchats being shared by kids threatening to shoot up the schools
0071427☇+×
DonkeyLips:
America. I saw the snaps and one is obviously made up but the other a kid actually had a gun at the school
0071428☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wish teachers could be armed and trained
0071429☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wish I had the means to homeschool honestly
0071430☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Nothing, she just went cold
0071431☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm gonna ask her what's up
0071432☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why don't the police investigate?
0071433☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They did and say no credibile threat was detected
0071434☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Supposedly
0071435☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Kids are so dumb. Making shit up to get out of school but the image with the gun at the school freaked me out. At least not my kids school, but even still
0071436☇+×
DonkeyLips:
In my town
0071437☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pathetic
0071438☇+×
gTZyITO:
What?
0071439☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That the cops won't investigate
0071440☇+×
cjN1gDZ:
I'm sure it was just kids being shit heads but it's scary that one of them actually obtained a pistol and posted a threat
0071441☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why when I have kids I will send the to private school
0071442☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's curious how the school shootinfs never happen in private schools in America
0071443☇+×
IGN3QGN:
The f2m shooter shot up a private Christian school actually
0071445☇+×
MDOjJGM:
https://fading.blue/u/267104.jpeg
0071446☇+×
MDOjJGM:
Posted on Snapchat after school today
0071447☇+×
kjYwE2Y:
Murica
0071448☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They can't even spell lol
0071449☇+×
ourLeaf:
fake and gay can see why the police didn't care
0071450☇+×
QTMyUWM:
You can never be too safe
0071451☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah I think it's a kid just being a shit head honestly but I'd rather not risk it
