Everything else besides the music is the equivalent of farting in a bag and then passing it around for others to sniff
0075584☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Calm the frick down buddy
0075585☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No! You calm down!
0075586☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm not the one screaming
0075587☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm not screaming! You're screaming!
0075588☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
ahhhhhhhh!
0075589☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
am i part of the group now
0075590☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why is everyone screaming?!?!
0075591☇+×
MzM5QWM:
I'm scared!
0075592☇+×
lDMzQWO:
Guys if there was a lausanonymous movie what would the story be
0075593☇+×
lDMzQWO:
Lets write it together
0075594☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night
0075595☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
in what would eventually be modern day lausanne...
0075596☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A young Swedish man on vacation gets his penis stuck in a Chinese finger trap and asks his gay lover named Barry for help...
0075597☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But then an extremely negative presence makes itself known, some kind of weird Algerian guy from Switzerland
0075598☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And he jumps in and says "no guys I will be the one handling men"
0075599☇+×
DonkeyLips:
"I love gay stuff and my dick is ready for your buttholes"
0075600☇+×
DonkeyLips:
"IM A FREE GAY MAN FROM AFRICA!!"
0075601☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Now they were all 3 stuck together in the Chinese finger trap... oh no
0075602☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, it's one line per person, why must you ruin everything?!? Gosh!
0075603☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway
0075604☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A beautiful Swiss man stumbled upon the three, since he came back from military service he still had his rifle so he just started blasting while shouting "no degeneracy in my country!"
0075605☇+×
YjN3cTN:
The three of them died, the finger trap containing all 3 of their vengeful spirits until.... 2025 AD, Lausanne...
0075606☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When Gypsies stole the finger trap and took it with them to Romania
0075607☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The end
0075608☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can't stop yourself from ruining it again huh?
0075609☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I request your name be changed to "Ruiner"
0075610☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway, new story
0075611☇+×
UTO0MDN:
In a kingdom far away filled with mystery, magic and lasers...
0075612☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
i didn't even get to appear... whatever
0075613☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
continue swiss' new story: the king of the land, a man made of leaf and maple has ordered the three best knights of his kingdom to do his biding
0075614☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
The first knight: Sir Sweden, was a man of greatness, known in the kingdom for his heroism and bravery.
0075615☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The second knight: Sir Swiss, a neutral man of neutrality. He may or may not help you, it depends (on how much good you have)
0075616☇+×
DonkeyLips:
(Even though he lacks good of his own)
0075617☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Out of no where an ugly and stinky swamp monster enters the village, causing great offence to the kingdom. The swamp monster said "I am Barry, fed me your sewage now!"
0075618☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No but for real, do they not have creative writing classes in American schools?
0075619☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
and so the king ordered his knights (the third is Sir Saudi a man of great wealth and a lover of tea) to venture forth and slay the swamp monster known as Barry
0075620☇+×
dDMyQjY:
Oh monstrous Barry! I suggest you retreat back to the swamps! Or I shall bring down my sword upon your flesh and cut your left side apart from your right!
0075621☇+×
UTO0MDN:
King leaf of Maple what is the bounty for slaying the vile swamp monster called Barry? It is a dangerous task and I don't want to get my new armor dirty
0075622☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
the one who slays this monster will recieve my daughter princess redswiss and (once i die) become future king
0075623☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
of course only one knight will recieve the reward
0075624☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I ponder on my decision, there are rumors that the princess is actually a prince!
0075625☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Oh dear Lord Maple, I shall bring this creature to your castle gates, and I shall lay it before you, slain and skinned from its tail to its beak. Then on the fortnight after I shall take your daughter's hand and give you a grandchild.
0075626☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The vile monster starts spew acid all over sir swede, melting awayall his armor, rendering him bare assed in fromt of everyone
0075627☇+×
DonkeyLips:
By which the monster is repulsed, as the knight turns showing his ass and it has prolapsed. The monster cared not for Swedish flesh anyhow
0075628☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She then turns to the Swiss knight thinking of all the times he has passed her den, mocking and laughing, poking fun. She is filled with an uncontrollable rage
0075629☇+×
DonkeyLips:
This one will be savored and enjoyed alive
0075630☇+×
BTNlRDM:
I pull out my laser blaster 9000 and start blasting, the horrible monster takes most of the hits but Sor Swede takes a hit in the groin completely severing his penis from his body. I say "looks like we got a new princess" then I high five the king for a job well done
0075631☇+×
dDMyQjY:
The sir Sweden that got his penis cut off was a fake and I appear behind the monster and cut its head off.
0075632☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
Congratulations Sir Swede as promised i shall grant you the hand of marriage of my daughter and as for Sir Swiss you may take the newly feminized fake Sir Swede as your bride
0075633☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think the current Swede is actually the fake Swede, we must burn him at the stake, if he doesn't burn then he's a witch without a doubt, if he does burn, well, honest mistakes happen
0075634☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Preposterous. You are simply green and black with jealousy, for I am to marry the beautiful princess of Maple.
0075635☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That is exactly what a witch would say! Some one get the firewood and kindling!
0075636☇+×
UTO0MDN:
P.S. My torch is lit and ready ;)
0075637☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
Sir Swiss! you are threatening the new crown prince
0075638☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
for this act i sentence you to death
0075639☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Lord of Maple, I humbly request his sentencing be part of the wedding ceremony. What do you think?
0075640☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
if that is your wish than so be it
0075641☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The monster would vow to behave and protect your kingdom should you grant her the privilege of being the official executioner
0075642☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The dead monster is talking! Proving that Swede is a witch using necromancy! Lord leaf of Maple if you refuse to take action I will have to do it myself, it is what the holy Gods want
0075643☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You know I don't think the monster was actually that bad. I say we revive her and kill Sir Swiss instead, for he was the true monster all along.
0075644☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Heretic! He even admits his affinity to evil, what further proof do you need. We must make haste with burning the witch and his vile zombie familiar
0075645☇+×
DonkeyLips:
>never confirmed a kill
0075646☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Read back. I didn't die
0075647☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'll have to ask the king. Whatever should I call you?
0075648☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Coquette the Beautiful
0075649☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Side note, I quite enjoy this rpg lets see how it plays out
0075650☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Guys you should all creat character cards. Leaf is obviously dm
0075651☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shut up vile monster! How dare you speak! I shall send you back to hell from whence you came and I'll send your Swedish accomplice with you as well!
0075652☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/882666.png
0075653☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Photo of me
0075654☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/882870.png Pic of Barry the vile disgusting monster
0075655☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/882940.png A close up of the vile monsters face, warning it will give you nightmares!
0075656☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/883165.png Swede making a deal with a witch
0075657☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
no no no you have to kill that bitch! Sir Swede has to be killed. Sir Swiss your execution is hereby annulled. you have to murder Coquette, casting her into the swamp wasn't enough... CUE FLASHBACK
0075658☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Oh I'm cool. Good ai skills Swiss
0075659☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But you see my fearsome teeth? And quite obviously impenetrable skin? You can't hurt the monster, and casting her back to the swamp only heals her
0075660☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The Swiss doesn't seem to desire the princess, he thinks she's a he... what real reason would he have to kill me? Maybe this could be used to the monster's advantage
0075661☇+×
DonkeyLips:
She will promise the Swiss knight a harem of Latina women and all the wealth of leaf land if he turns on the leaf king
0075662☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
My God! The monster has tricked me! For my sins I shall turn my trusted sword against myself! Goodbye world!
0075663☇+×
hDOxcjY:
The domain has been renewed for another year Lausers
0075664☇+×
hDOxcjY:
April 5th is Lausanonymous' birthday btw
0075665☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
happy belated birthday to us
0075666☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
i learned yesterday that my waist is 29 inch which explains why none of my pants fit
0075667☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
Sir Swede is dead only the monster remains. Sir Swiss do your duty
0075668☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Happy birthday Lausanonymous <3
0075669☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Just measured mine it's 26
0075670☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Happy birthday lausers
0075671☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So I throw my torch of great burning at the monster and watch it burn. Keep your dirty Roman women to yourself!
0075672☇+×
hDOxcjY:
It's crazy how every normie and their mother + dog is suddenly an expert in economics
0075673☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
swede are you a woman? that waist is crazy for a man
0075674☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
being in a democracy means everyone is an expert on politics, economics and policy
0075675☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
it is snowing outside
0075676☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
good work sir swiss
0075677☇+×
FGOxgzY:
No but I'm a small man
0075678☇+×
UTO0MDN:
With a van
0075679☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Saudi bro has officially abandoned us
0075680☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We were beaten by tea
0075681☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I also blame Barry's constant rudeness
0075682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe I'll try and get us some new friends
0075683☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys are you ready for world war 3?
0075684☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Canada is gonna get annex by the USA so leaf will get conscripted and sent to Iran
0075685☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede will be sent to Ukraine to get captured and sent to North Korea
0075686☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ironically after serving his time he will be offered a wife and a peaceful life to raise a family in best Korea
0075687☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf will get lost in the desert for 20 years living with the nomads
0075688☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Dire Wolves are real again
0075689☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
because we need more wolves
0075690☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
why is it that these wwIII fear mongers never seem to believe that the occidental will win dominantly
0075691☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
oh no war with Iran. Iran can't even beat israel what the fuck are they going to do against america
0075692☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
sweden can probably win a war against russia by itself
0075693☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
china seems intimidating until you realize that their allies are shit and they are economically reliant on america more than america is of china
0075694☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
also if ww3 is going to happen being swiss isn't going to save you, your ass is getting conscripted too
0075695☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Dire wolves were extinct for 10,000 years
0075696☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Iran has hyper sonic missiles, they are just waiting for nuke warheads
0075697☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sweden can't do shit. Most Swedes are soy boys and Ahmed is not fighting Russia for Sweden
0075698☇+×
UTO0MDN:
China will win just through the sheer number of drones
0075699☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Good luck stopping waves of millions of tiny drones with explosives
0075700☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will not be conscripted ;)
0075701☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And if shit hits the fan for real I have contingency plans to leave Europe
0075702☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
says the swiss
0075703☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What's the issue, in the lore I wrote for you guys you didn't die in a ditch from infection after getting shot in the ass
0075704☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Guys I propose we start calling Swiss Swissy
0075705☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can we call you Swedey?
0075706☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
cute, the gay couple are giving each other pet names
0075707☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
That's a terrible nickname Swissy
0075708☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
You missed the point of the joke
0075709☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
Whatever fuck you Leaf
0075710☇+×
ZTNyEDN:
At least Barry might want to call him Swissy
0075711☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is now leafy
0075712☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I still haven't heard your world war 3 scenarios
0075714☇+×
DonkeyLips:
French Polynesia will invade Latvia
0075715☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Obviously
0075716☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Next question please
0075717☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Guys I'm uncovering a Ukrainian scammer at work who's trying to steal a whole rv lol... can I please post his instagram link?
0075718☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
ok barry now that you are here it is time to put your womanly insights to use
0075719☇+×
gzN4YGZ:
is swede's 26 waist crazy or am i nuts for getting hanged up on it
0075720☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thinking about it, it is wild
0075721☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think I wear 30 or 32 jeans
0075722☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Well you said youre 29 right?
0075723☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Your just trim boys that's ok
0075724☇+×
kTY1gDM:
You heard her boys I'm trim
0075725☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What does that even mean?
0075726☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm just going to be offended on your behalf
0075727☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, how rude!
0075728☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your welcome swedey
0075729☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry your world war 3 scenario was retarded and implausible
0075730☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was terrible and you should feel bad
0075732☇+×
hzY0QjZ:
I don't give a fuck
0075734☇+×
ZGOkRjY:
How is it offensive to tell someone they are trim?
0075735☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It means they aren't fat
0075736☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Couple of slim Jim's
0075737☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is the kind of rudeness that caused Saudi bro to abandon us
0075738☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>be on the bus
0075739☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>bunch of old ladies get on
0075740☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>not enough seats
0075741☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>big black woman is hogging two seats just for her self while yapping away on her phone on speaker mode
0075742☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>young white man gets up and offers his seat to old ladies
0075743☇+×
JWNkVmY:
>im not racist, just observervant
0075744☇+×
JWNkVmY:
Also I noticed, the fatter the person the more likely they are to be a useless piece of shit
0075745☇+×
FTZzUmN:
because swede is the thinnest of them all he has the best conscience
0075746☇+×
FTZzUmN:
good for you swede
0075747☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is the type of guy to give up his seat on the bus and help the old ladies with their bags
0075748☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Aw you guys are too sweet
0075749☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's so refreshing to hear Switzerland is also plagued with rude blacks
0075750☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Always give up your seats for others it's the only right answer
0075751☇+×
VTY1QzY:
How is that refreshing
0075752☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Very American of you Barry
0075753☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is the kind of guy to push an old lady aside to get to the seat first and steal her groceries
0075754☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea Barry how rude and racist of you
0075755☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Refreshing because Swiss deserves it
0075756☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I am a bitracist idk why you say it like it's new information
0075757☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss is the kind of guy who sucks other guys penises
0075758☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Barry is a homophile
0075759☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does it get you off to fantasize about me in homoerotic scenarios?
0075760☇+×
VTY1QzY:
It's not that you're racist
0075761☇+×
VTY1QzY:
It's that you're celebrating it
0075762☇+×
VTY1QzY:
Just cause you don't like Swiss
0075763☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't see the problem
0075764☇+×
VTY1QzY:
niggerlvoer confirmed
0075765☇+×
VTY1QzY:
I wonder how Barry will retaliate these accusatons
0075766☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry's favorite tv show episode: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2222259/
0075767☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Based of Barry's life of course
0075768☇+×
FTZzUmN:
is she part of the oppressive women or the gay blacks?
0075769☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Are you guys confused?
0075770☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is clearly from outer space and hates real women
0075771☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Barry the transgender nigger from outer space
0075772☇+×
kTY1gDM:
guys I got a movie idea
0075773☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Give us your pitch
0075774☇+×
kTY1gDM:
First we see a shot of Earth, and then pans to a ship
0075775☇+×
kTY1gDM:
It zooms in and we see the inside of the ship, a conference-ish room, a couple people are sitting at it
0075776☇+×
kTY1gDM:
at the end stands a transgender woman, who is introduced as Barry
0075777☇+×
kTY1gDM:
she points to a map of the earth and points at switzerland
0075778☇+×
kTY1gDM:
this is where they are going to attack
0075779☇+×
kTY1gDM:
by niggification
0075780☇+×
kTY1gDM:
then we get introduced to our hero Swiss
0075781☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Just a normal guy
0075782☇+×
kTY1gDM:
he also has friends from across the world such as Sweden and Saudi and Leaf
0075783☇+×
kTY1gDM:
together they will defeat the evil known as the Trans Retard Overlord Niggers
0075784☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/473894.gif
0075785☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Someone get this man a producer!
0075786☇+×
FTZzUmN:
transgender woman "she"
0075787☇+×
FTZzUmN:
with this level of writing I think i know who is going to win
0075788☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You're right the hollyjews made me do it I'm sorry
0075789☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your funding has been cancelled
0075790☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can thank leaf for crushing your movie making dreams
0075791☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Canadians are vicious and cruel people with good PR, every thinks they're nice and polite but we know the dark truth
0075792☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is why trump needs to make Canada the 51st state
0075793☇+×
FTZzUmN:
the swiss are exactly the same. vicious and cruel people with good PR, everyone thinks they're peaceful but we know the dark truth
0075794☇+×
FTZzUmN:
this is why france and germany need to divide switzerland up
0075795☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I went to my favorite Asian grocery store yesterday and I got so much cool stuff
0075796☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They have some crazy potato chip flavors over there I decided to try spicy crayfish and my son got some Naruto chips and lots of other little snacks
0075797☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mr Barry found some anime themed beer but I'm not gonna try it. One has mochi stuff in it and the other has bonito flakes that just sounds yucky
0075798☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's 1/4 japanese so I kept asking him what some of the Japanese labels said and we had a good laugh
0075799☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I got my pho spices though I'm gonna make some this week I'll share a picture of it
0075800☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
The Barry's are weaboos confirmed
0075801☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Barry what did you think of my movie idea
0075802☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
do you support it?
0075803☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf we all know your words came from a place of anger and not truth
0075804☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is a Chinese sleeper agent confirmed
0075805☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Double agent because you clearly work for the feds as well
0075806☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Start a kickstarter swede
0075807☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't like the movie if Swiss is the hero.
0075808☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm also not a week boo but my husband actually looks like a blond nip. He's quite handsome
0075809☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He looks like a blond nipple?
0075810☇+×
DonkeyLips:
No faggot
0075811☇+×
IDNmBDZ:
Have you never heard of Japanese people being called nips?
0075812☇+×
IDNmBDZ:
I shouldn't even indulge right not but honestly you are not funny and someone needs to tell you
0075813☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do you call Japanese people nipples?
0075814☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also, how rude!
0075815☇+×
FTZzUmN:
is being called a nipple an insult? normal, erect or inverted which is the worst to be called?
0075816☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'd be an erect nipple
0075817☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
nevermind :(
0075818☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if you have a simple pimple on the dimple of your nipple?
0075819☇+×
DonkeyLips:
See what I mean when I say you're not funny?
0075820☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That was just dumb
0075821☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And cringe
0075822☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Nipple doesn't even rhyme with those words
0075823☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It wouldn't have been funny even if it was spelled nimple
0075824☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now Nimple is just stupid. You'd have to be nimple brained to come up with something like that
You're subconsciously gonna start calling your nipples nimples now
0075829☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Which one of you hacked 4chan?!
0075830☇+×
hDOxcjY:
the soyjak losers are so cringe, the way they write is so forced, reminds me of end stage somethingawful/shitredditsays
0075831☇+×
hDOxcjY:
their site is getting ddos'ed so hard write now it barely works
0075832☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I've always what the side effect of pissing off every anon at the same time would be. I guess we will find out soon enough
0075833☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://www.soyjak.st/news/thread/4104.html
0075834☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was Barry of course
0075835☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I have my popcorn ready for the unfolding events
0075836☇+×
kTY1gDM:
I think the soyjak guys are pretty funny
0075837☇+×
kTY1gDM:
the lingo I mean but idk if that came specifically from there
0075838☇+×
FTZzUmN:
yeah it came from there or more accurately from the dead /qa/ board
0075839☇+×
FTZzUmN:
i always knew that banning them would be bad
0075840☇+×
FTZzUmN:
but apparently the jannies' accounts/emails(?) are .gov ones but im not sure
0075841☇+×
FTZzUmN:
don't really care, haven't used the site in years
0075842☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I think the owner is a ukie, so I kept posting pics of putin saying he's coming for you
0075843☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I feel like it's an op
0075844☇+×
hDOxcjY:
like some kind of revenge from USAID
0075845☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry and her friends had the .gov addresses
0075846☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry.boomer@cia.gov
0075847☇+×
EmM1YzN:
Why are you so obsessed with me Swiss
0075848☇+×
FTZzUmN:
its like an elementary school crush. the boys don't understand their feelings so tease the girls
0075849☇+×
FTZzUmN:
very cute swiss
0075850☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Aw how sweet.
0075851☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pointing out the crimes of a criminal is not an obsession
0075852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What new level of retardation is this?
0075853☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm pretty sure leaf is in cahoots with Barry
0075854☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf could just be Barry pretending to be Canadian
0075855☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
I agree you seem a bit obsessed Swiss
0075856☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
also you're very defensive
0075857☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Et tu swede?
0075858☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
oui
0075859☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can't expect much from some one who makes deals with witches
0075860☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've committed no crime
0075861☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But the crime you committed is one against god and the Bible when you chose to be so gay
0075862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can't resist talking about your homoerotic fanfiction huh?
0075863☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I could say literally the same thing about you lol
0075864☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You actually write homoerotic fanfic and Barry boomer, I'm just stating facts
0075865☇+×
DonkeyLips:
About*
0075866☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The is no sex in the Barry Boomer chronicles!
0075867☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is pulp cybernoir saga, where Barry Boomer must retrieve his stolen penis
0075868☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is no romantic subplot because Barry Boomer is too ugly to be loved
0075869☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even by the robogals
0075870☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So, in your face
0075871☇+×
kTY1gDM:
I just know Swiss was rock hard typing that
0075872☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Nigga just give it up okay
0075873☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Get your shit together
0075874☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Stop thinking about my penis you pervert!
0075875☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm just trying to make jokes in this chat and not get sexually assaulted, gosh!
0075876☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Stop fantasizing about Swede sexually assaulting you
0075877☇+×
DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/943386.jpeg
0075878☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My son collected food for our family today
0075879☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hey Swiss you're older than me and you haven't reproduced what's up with that?
0075880☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Stop fantasizing about what I fantasize about
0075881☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You are so much older than me lol and i'll have children when I'm ready. Also modern women sre a mess and finding a good one in this day and age is near impossible
0075882☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't want to get stuck dealing with gremlins and ogres from my step sister or bullshit like that
0075883☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't you have taxes to pay so your government can go murder innocent women and children to make isreal happy?
No, I am not ok with the murdering of innocent people, are you?
0075888☇+×
QWZiRmZ:
I'm definitely not older than you
0075889☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok boomer
0075890☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU
0075891☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This video I think acts as a good metaphor about how you guys have been ganging up on me lately
0075892☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Democracy manifest indeed
0075893☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Nooo no no
0075894☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've been honest about my age, you won't state yours so if you try to claim anything under mine it will be so super cringe
0075895☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Btw I'm honestly guessing here, I thiiiink you're 38-40
0075896☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Older than me
0075897☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And if you are who I think you are you're 100% 38
0075898☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Stop trying to dox me fed
0075899☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know nothing
0075900☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
It would be so funny if Swiss was 38
0075901☇+×
E2Y2UGN:
Why would I be Barry's age?
0075902☇+×
E2Y2UGN:
Her son is almost 18, and she had him at what, 19? Seems like the math checks out
0075903☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Woah that means Barry is my dads age
0075904☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Plot Twist, Barry is your dad
0075905☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I am 34 my son is almost 15
0075906☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss if you say I'm way older than you and claim to be like 20 something I'm gonna be so grossed out. You don't need to lie here
0075907☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I thought Swiss was like 25-30 or something unless I'm confusing him with red swiss
0075908☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It will forever be a mystery
0075909☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I'm flattered you think I'm so emotionally mature Barry
0075910☇+×
AzMihTY:
I know how old red Swiss is that's what led me to my assumption that butthead Swiss is also around that age because they're friends
0075911☇+×
AzMihTY:
Red Swiss is also older than me
0075912☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
How fucking old is everyone here wtf
0075913☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
I'm turning 21 in 2 months fyi
0075914☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Totally not stalkery at all
0075915☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
He's not denying it
0075916☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
Swiss is older than Barry confirmed
0075917☇+×
czNwADZ:
so fortune is finally dead
0075918☇+×
czNwADZ:
was it you swiss
0075919☇+×
czNwADZ:
back to poland i guess huh?
0075920☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
Hi Pole
0075921☇+×
czNwADZ:
was it you who killed the hacker known as fortune?
0075922☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was Barry and her soyjack party
0075923☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will never forgive her
0075924☇+×
FTZzUmN:
it truely is the imageboard of broken feels
0075925☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I miss /tv /v /g and of course /pol
0075926☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's still down
0075927☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's wild that we got zero refugees
0075928☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Happy Easter guys
0075929☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We are completely and utterly forgettable
0075930☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Happy Easter
0075931☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's not stalking when he makes an instagram post that states it's his birthday
0075932☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Buddy
0075933☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That makes it public
0075934☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not my fault I saw it, I see all his posts they just pop up on my front page
0075935☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hello Saudi I've missed you I hope you're doing well
0075936☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's exactly what a stalker would say
0075937☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I see you made up with your polish girlfriend
0075938☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Oh it's Saudi right, I forgot
0075939☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
We have missed you very much mr saudiman
0075940☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Do you actually go to pol?
0075941☇+×
czNwADZ:
i don't i just watched mental outlaws video on youtube
0075942☇+×
QGO4kTM:
I did when it was still alive
0075943☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
What's wrong with you
0075944☇+×
QGO4kTM:
I'm not a soyboy?
0075945☇+×
QGO4kTM:
Pol was a lot of fun
0075946☇+×
QGO4kTM:
More fun than here for sure
0075947☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah you we're having a ball with your fed buddies on pol I bet
0075948☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I stopped going years ago
0075949☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok boomer
0075950☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ok fed
0075951☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Now what the fuck are we supposed to read though literally everything is offline
0075952☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Am I supposed to read a book now? Sheesh
0075953☇+×
AjYykDM:
You should actually feel bad about yourself for going to pol
0075954☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You need to feel bad about yourself for not visiting ppl
0075955☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pol
0075956☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you a woman or something?
0075957☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It would explain a lot actually...
0075958☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You're the woman
0075959☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Let's vote on who the woman here is
0075960☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I vote for Swiss
0075961☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I vote me
0075962☇+×
MTY0QDO:
And also Swiss
0075963☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Gender/sex is not a democracy lol
0075964☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Only a woman would think that
0075965☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is a woman confirmed
0075966☇+×
AjYykDM:
You're just coping becaue you know we see you for what you truly are
0075967☇+×
FTZzUmN:
a vagina have
0075968☇+×
FTZzUmN:
haver*
0075969☇+×
EGNwgTO:
Wow even leaf is calling you a vagina haver now
0075970☇+×
EGNwgTO:
I don't even know what o truly am
0075971☇+×
EGNwgTO:
I*
0075972☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There are two kinds of people in this world
0075973☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The pussy havers and the pussy have nots
0075974☇+×
Q2Y2MWY:
What is this dude
0075975☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is what?
0075976☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This a is a chat, a place where people post messages, other people read the messages and sometimes leave their own messages
0075977☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just made the last wagyu steak I had in the freezer and I'm fucking depressed again
0075978☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I only had a few bites
0075979☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Being bipolar is gay
0075980☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you tried not being gay and bipolar?
0075981☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And why aren't you making steak for everyone in the chat?
0075982☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do you have to be selfish like that?
0075983☇+×
FTZzUmN:
sounds good give me some
0075984☇+×
hDOxcjY:
4chan now says "See you soon!"
0075985☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Also we want steak!
0075986☇+×
FTZzUmN:
they should also say "love from the FEDs!"
0075987☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The .gov address nanny was fake news
0075988☇+×
kzYzYWM:
Wooo
0075990☇+×
kzYzYWM:
Im back again
0075991☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Welcome back!
0075992☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What have you been up too?
0075993☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's back!
0075994☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fuck the soywanker party loser. I hope putin bombs them to hell
0075995☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No post from Swede since being confirmed a woman, very suspicious
0075996☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I have a peni
0075997☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I have a penis
0075998☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Do you?
0075999☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's rude to ask people if they have a penis
0076000☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like we never ask if Barry has a penis
0076001☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We just know Barry has one
0076002☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asking would be rude and redundant
0076003☇+×
FTZzUmN:
post pic or no peepee
0076004☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah!
0076005☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm not falling for that you perverts
0076006☇+×
hDOxcjY:
You guys can see my peepee by joining my only fans for $1,000,000 a month
0076007☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Son of a bitch I'm in
0076008☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't believe her, she doesn't have that kind of money!
0076009☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asking for a friend but how much are you guys willing to pay for my penis pics that you have been begging for
0076010☇+×
UTO0MDN:
~looks at leaf for no reason at all~
0076011☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
2 cents
0076012☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Please, no poors allowed in the bidding
0076013☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The poors such as yourself don't even deserve the privilege of a second hand description
0076014☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You have a poor quality penis
0076015☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok Mr penis expert
0076016☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you get your degree in penisology?
0076017☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A PhD in kinectic penisometry?
0076018☇+×
ZTY3YmY:
I'm not willing to pay for that at all
0076019☇+×
FTZzUmN:
so the Liberals all but won, only a minority gov though
0076020☇+×
FTZzUmN:
the conservative leader lost his seat which is kinda funny but only kinda because i like him
0076021☇+×
FTZzUmN:
not the most surprising result but could've been far better if some dumbass leader down south wasn't fucking things up
0076022☇+×
FTZzUmN:
I had a bad feeling this would happen when the annoying orange got elected but fuck
0076023☇+×
FTZzUmN:
Carney is way better than Trudeau so its fine i guess
0076024☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Still doesn't change the fact that Canada will become the 51st state
0076025☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if leaf gets deported to El Salvador when Canada gets annexed?
0076026☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Would you hide leaf in your basement Barry?
0076027☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't have a basement but he can stay with me he'd be like a son
0076028☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I already was a foster mom so I know how to manage
0076029☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did I tell you guys baby Barry has his first official fight in June?
0076030☇+×
FTZzUmN:
I have no intention of being a Canadian Anne Frank
0076031☇+×
FTZzUmN:
first amateur boxing fight, no pressure
0076032☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She was suggesting you have to fight her son to stay at her place
0076033☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I guess the annexation is happening in June according to Barry
0076034☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Barry Jr will KO leaf pretty quickly
0076035☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are we taking bets?
0076036☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Will anyone bet on leaf?
0076037☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i don't care how long he trained
0076038☇+×
UGM0EjN:
barry jr is a kid and barry is going to need to call CPS with the ass whooping im going to deliver
0076039☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i bet the 5 cents i found today
0076040☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If I knew you guys were trustworthy I'd show you videos of his training. He fights like a man it's actually really cool to watch
0076041☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's super strong too
0076042☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Gabagool
0076043☇+×
UGM0EjN:
yesterday i was walking my dog and we encounted 3 doe
0076044☇+×
UGM0EjN:
15 minutes of straight running, chased them over the stream
0076045☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
That's awesome to hear Barry wish him luck from me
0076046☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn even Swede is betting against you leaf
0076047☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe you'll have Saudi bro in your corner
0076048☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All why you harassing the wild life? Barry's bad influence is rubbing off on you
0076049☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also*
0076050☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Good job leaf running is very good for your heart
0076051☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I told my son "Swede wishes you luck" and he said "what?"
0076052☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf be careful chasing deer with your dog though idk about there but here if people see dogs they think are unaccompanied chasing deer they can legally shoot them :(
0076053☇+×
EDM4ETM:
https://juno34.neocities.org/the-ricktionary
0076054☇+×
UGM0EjN:
weird link fellow leaf
0076055☇+×
UGM0EjN:
don't worry barry the dog was on leash, we stumbled into them accidentally
0076056☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry sure knows a lot about shooting animals...
0076057☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe leaf should have been on a leash
0076058☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're just a leaf on a leash
0076059☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That could be a cool band name
0076060☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I live in a gun friendly area
0076061☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And grew up in a hunting area
0076062☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Should I know less about shooting animals?
0076063☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Pussy
0076064☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I bet you don't even know how to shoot a damn fun
0076065☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Gun*
0076066☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or fun
0076067☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But say a coyote starts attacking my kid or dog, or even coming into my yard I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker
0076068☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss is a mega pussy, very much confirmed
0076069☇+×
DonkeyLips:
City boi
0076070☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sweet lil city boy doesn't even know how to transport himself without a bus or train then acts like a dipshit on the internet about it
0076071☇+×
DonkeyLips:
As if it's cool to be ignorant or something
0076072☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You rent an apartment in Switzerland bro get over yourself. Some of us never had or will have have the luxury
0076073☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would talk to the coyote and establish diplomatic connections with it
0076074☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not everything should be solved with violence
0076075☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Bring civil, empathetic, compassionate and sympathetic are not luxuries
0076076☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also almost every man here knows how to shoot, military service is mandatory for men here
0076077☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Which you admitted to having avoided
0076078☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You can't reason with coyotes. You'd get attacked
0076079☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I'm not being diplomatic with anyone or anything that attempts to harm what I love. You're twisting logic to sound correct it's very cringe
0076080☇+×
UGM0EjN:
coyotes are liars
0076081☇+×
UGM0EjN:
swiss can talk to them because he is a coyote
0076082☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#coyotelivematter
0076083☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe we can't reasons with Barry
0076084☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Reason*
0076085☇+×
UGM0EjN:
boy you're making a lot of mistakes swiss
0076086☇+×
UGM0EjN:
its too bad your mother couldn't correct hers
0076087☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea it was a mistake for her not to have twins, imagine the bants if I had an evil twin
0076088☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Where has Swedey pie been hiding lately?
0076089☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What's your position on diplomacy with coyotes?
0076090☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The animals not the human traffickers just to be clear
0076091☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss love human trafficking confirmed
0076092☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I've also confirmed that he's a pussy who loves grocery stores
0076093☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He probably walks into a grocery store thinking he's gonna have a meet cute in the damn cereal isle
0076094☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Then cry to her about mean old meat eaters killing their food mercilessly
0076095☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The mental gymnastics of this one... just say you're scared bro nobody will be mad
0076096☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also kinda funny you didn't address the fact that I mentioned you avoided military service after saying ALMOST every man there knows how to shoot
0076097☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Please tell us about your history with firearms and why you're not allowed to have them anymore
0076098☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or *wont* have them
0076099☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Have some fucking soy sauce for your gently fried tofu
0076100☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They don't allow me to have guns because I wouldn't stop shooting cans
0076101☇+×
UTO0MDN:
AmeriCans, mexiCans, puerto riCans, dominiCans and even Canadians
0076102☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does one meet a cute Barry?
0076103☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I eat mostly meat, I've said this before
0076104☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your weird projections are funny Barry
0076105☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I don't know
0076106☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I don't care for animals much
0076107☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
But I'd shoot it if I had to
0076108☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I think wrestling and killing it with my bare hands would be cool
0076109☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No guns because I'm....... European
0076110☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Actually respectable Swede
0076111☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's weird that you call my baby's projection
0076112☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Bants
0076113☇+×
DonkeyLips:
lol not baby's that's silly
0076114☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You have said you eat mostly meat but you cry about how meat is obtained whats the deal with that
0076115☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've also told you I don't do the hunting and such and I'm not a vicious animal killer but yet you say the opposite
0076116☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're now the one bragging about killing actual people so... what the hell
0076117☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You can't have guns because you're a dangerous felon?
0076118☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the silly baby
0076119☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes you are a vicious animal killer, I will never forget your brutal animal cruelty stories
0076120☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are cans really people?
0076121☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah we are
0076122☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What software can help me track down a scammer who's putting my dumbass dad through the ringer?
0076123☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I know people can do it does anyone here know how to do it?
0076124☇+×
DonkeyLips:
(832)794-4526 Is a phone number I was given to call them at. Please have fun with it
0076125☇+×
DonkeyLips:
sunafilyakh@gmail.com
0076126☇+×
UGM0EjN:
not your private army
0076127☇+×
UGM0EjN:
but seriously this stuff is not my speciality. am afraid that the only thing that will happen is that i will become a new target
0076128☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why don't you call them Barry?
0076129☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Send your fed buddies after them
0076130☇+×
AjZhFmZ:
I tried calling and it's one of those spoofing things
0076131☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Awkward
0076132☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Give me your dads contact info so I can convince him to give me your inheritance and valuable assets for safe keeping
0076133☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Funny joke but it's actually really sad to watch someone go completely insane
0076134☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Since I was literally like 9 years old
0076135☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not really as sad for me but I feel sad for him. Like a lifetime of joy he's forgone just because he's out of his mind
0076136☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sure it would be nice to have an inheritance but it would have been a whole lot better to have a not crazy dad and fucking weird childhood
0076137☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Let's hear about your father Swiss you've told us enough about your mother
0076138☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
hi !!!
0076139☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is this even active
0076140☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
these messages could be from a few hours ago or way back in 2004 what the hell am i doing with my life
0076141☇+×
UGM0EjN:
nah its not active
0076142☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
HIII
0076143☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
oh that sucks
0076144☇+×
UGM0EjN:
lol there is like four of us every day
0076145☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how many people are on here??
0076146☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
do u like,, receive notifs from it
0076147☇+×
UGM0EjN:
where did you find us from
0076148☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
or are u always idle
0076149☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
neocities
0076150☇+×
UGM0EjN:
just open the site there is no regerstration
0076151☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i was trying to explore like.. old internet
0076152☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i was on myspace today and i found this forum that has like links
0076153☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
spacehey**
0076154☇+×
UGM0EjN:
link it
0076155☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
https://peelopaalu.neocities.org/dir-pg2
0076156☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i seen this place before
0076157☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
are u guys all old
0076158☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ur probably unc status
0076159☇+×
UGM0EjN:
some are, im 23
0076160☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
hows ur back grandpa
0076161☇+×
UGM0EjN:
cracked
0076162☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i can tell
0076163☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
check this out
0076164☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
http://drivemeinsane.com/?theme=0
0076165☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ive been trying to interact with every person that joins
0076166☇+×
UGM0EjN:
interesting hobby
0076167☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
shut up
0076168☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im so bored
0076169☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i kept telling myself i ws gonna do my hw in 30 minutes but im still looking for stuff
0076170☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i found some weird shit
0076171☇+×
UGM0EjN:
what grade you in filipino kid
0076172☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
LOL
0076173☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im a junior
0076174☇+×
UGM0EjN:
your just a baby
0076175☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im almost a grown adult ong
0076176☇+×
UGM0EjN:
not much older then barry's kid
0076177☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
who the hell is uncle barry
0076178☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is it donkeylipa
0076179☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
lips
0076180☇+×
UGM0EjN:
"uncle barry" is the token female of the chat. and yeah donkeylips
0076181☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
omg a girl
0076182☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
yay
0076183☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
are u a girl too
0076184☇+×
UGM0EjN:
no
0076185☇+×
UGM0EjN:
there is another person called swiss who acts like one
0076186☇+×
UGM0EjN:
but besides that i never seen another female besides barry ever on here
0076187☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
me vro
0076188☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
wait why is her name barry
0076189☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
that is so unfortunate
0076190☇+×
UGM0EjN:
parents can be cruel
0076191☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how long have u been here
0076192☇+×
UGM0EjN:
4-5 years. coming in pretty much everyday. people come and go but rarely stay
0076193☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
wth thats crazy
0076194☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how did u even find out about this site
0076195☇+×
UGM0EjN:
same as you, exploring the net looking for old stuff. there was a site that sent you to random places with a click of a button
0076196☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
yessss
0076197☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i think ill stay here for a while
0076198☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i like how mysterious it is
0076199☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i wonder... topics can get... spicy
0076200☇+×
UGM0EjN:
don't think its right for a kid like you
0076201☇+×
UGM0EjN:
but redswiss can make that call
0076202☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
what spicy.. (•᷄- •᷅ ;)
0076203☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
who is redswiss
0076204☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is that the boss
0076205☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
pls no
0076206☇+×
UGM0EjN:
hes the guy with the power and like i said its his call
0076207☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
what power
0076208☇+×
UGM0EjN:
talked alot today signing off for now. see you around kid
0076209☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
oh is he the site owner
0076210☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
WHAT POWER
0076211☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
dont kill me
0076212☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
omg what
0076213☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
u canr even use emojis
0076214☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
(ㅠ﹏ㅠ)
0076215☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Hello... Thailand?
0076216☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Peelopaulo is how I found this place too 2-3 something years ago
0076217☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
whenever the queen of england died
0076218☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
hi person
0076219☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ME TOO
0076220☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
https://peelopaalu.neocities.org
0076221☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
this site
0076222☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how long have u guys been here??
0076223☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm the newest one here and I've been here since 2022 so....
0076224☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
do u go on here everyday??
0076225☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Yeah
0076226☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Like 2-3 times a day
0076227☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Morning and night, and somewhere during the day
0076228☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
thats some dedication
0076229☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
any particular reason why it stuck to u?
0076230☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Very
0076231☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Not really
0076232☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Just nice friends here
0076233☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
cool! ^_^
0076234☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
r u unc status too
0076235☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No I'm the youngest one here
0076236☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
20 turning 21
0076237☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ur still unc status
0076238☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
How old are you
0076239☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im 17
0076240☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is anyone on?
0076241☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How wow a new friend
0076242☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you like bants!
0076243☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also don't let Barry near your animals or she will eat them
0076244☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
noted!
0076245☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
what are bants
0076246☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is that a boomer slang?
0076247☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No its european
0076248☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Its short for banter
0076249☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The only boomer here is Barry
0076250☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So let me fill you in
0076251☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is the psychopathic animal killer
0076252☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede refuses to go to a concert to meet his future wife
0076253☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And Leaf has been thoroughly buck broken
0076254☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Theres also saudi bro but he has abandoned us because he confessed to helping a woman at work and is drinking tea to wash away the smell of simp from his body and he was done with Barry's constant abuse
0076255☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And im here to write jokes
0076256☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That about covers it
0076257☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is more deep lore but you're not ready for that yet
0076258☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Finally dont trust anyone, they could be a fed, even you yourself and especially Barry
0076259☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
u could be a fed...
0076260☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im off to school bai
0076262☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hello new friend don't listen to Swiss he lies 100% of the time and he is not funny
0076263☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi stops in still I think he probably was sick of Swiss though
0076264☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I was never abusive to Saudi bro I actually care about him a lot
0076265☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And all of the lausers. I care. And Barry is not my real name
0076266☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mean Swiss is good buddies with red Swiss and I still suspect they are the same person
0076267☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But red Swiss is much nicer
0076268☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But they are both actually what I call European nice
0076269☇+×
DonkeyLips:
So like it seems nice but they actually think they're better than you because they're from Lausanne so they are always a bit condescending
0076270☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Which is annoying
0076271☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They don't think of people from other nations as "people" like we're some kind of subhumans. Give it some time and you'll see it but definitely come back because we love new people
0076272☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What are you studying in school new friend
0076273☇+×
QWMxEjM:
HI
0076274☇+×
QWMxEjM:
oh what the heck why am i american now
0076275☇+×
QWMxEjM:
this is the same person btw
0076276☇+×
QWMxEjM:
THANKS FOR THE LORE ^~^
0076277☇+×
QWMxEjM:
im still in school
0076278☇+×
QWMxEjM:
its actually our last actual school day and tomorrow we have like a farewell party
0076279☇+×
QWMxEjM:
we're not studying anything anymore but im currently in the schools auditorium bc theater
0076280☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't listen to Barry's lies!
0076281☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I said Can's aren't people
0076282☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway enjoy your farewell party
0076283☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell your crush you like her before you leave or you will regret it forever
0076284☇+×
YTNzMGM:
her??
0076285☇+×
YTNzMGM:
chill i dont swing that way
0076286☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i think
0076287☇+×
YTNzMGM:
why does it keep changing my user how come it stays the same for u giys
0076288☇+×
YTNzMGM:
can i changw my username at all
0076289☇+×
gjZkJzM:
its ip based. anytime you change locations or your ip your id number and colour change
0076290☇+×
YTNzMGM:
how does donkeylips have donkeylips </3
0076291☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait are you gay or a girl?
0076292☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry threatened to send her fed buddies after the sites owner to get a custom name or is secretly the owner
0076293☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is a mystery
0076294☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
She said she was a girl
0076295☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well I'm sorry mister hyper focused reader
0076296☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well tell your crush you like him before it's too late
0076297☇+×
YTNzMGM:
hi
0076298☇+×
YTNzMGM:
ijust got home its 10pm for me
0076299☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i dont have a crush in school!!
0076300☇+×
YTNzMGM:
all the boys r ugly wuglies:/ it was so bad i was convinced i was gay until i saw other boys outside of my school
0076301☇+×
YTNzMGM:
it would be nice to experience highschool sweetheart and stuff but tbh its kinda cringe + theyre all bops
0076302☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
lol you can say that again... :,,,)
0076303☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#brutal
0076304☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Those poor boys
0076305☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
new pope is american, thoughts?
0076306☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Catholic Church will become mega degenerate
0076307☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's the American way
0076308☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Catholic Church is very anti Jesus
0076309☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you guys seen Kanye's new video?
0076310☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's pretty wild to say the least and I'm guessing we truly are on the weirdest timeline
0076311☇+×
IWM5IjN:
Underage ban
0076312☇+×
IWM5IjN:
MODS
0076313☇+×
IWM5IjN:
where did this child get the link to here
0076314☇+×
IWM5IjN:
I hope its not 4chan
0076315☇+×
IWM5IjN:
4chan users are mentally ill like me
0076316☇+×
IWM5IjN:
I don't engage much here anymore because i don't have any energy for anything anymore
0076317☇+×
IWM5IjN:
period
0076318☇+×
IWM5IjN:
I do check everyday though
0076319☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
My sweet Saudi
0076320☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
If you check every day please know I think of you daily and pray
0076321☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
Swiss acting like an American pope will be the most degenerate thing to strike Catholicism ever is peak lmao
0076322☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
The last one was literally pro gay
0076323☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
What's more interesting to me is that there are tiles at the Vatican with each pope's portrait and there's only one left to be painted with the new pope
0076324☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if the world is mentally ill and 4chan is the only sane place?
0076325☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This pope is pro gayer
0076326☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i got the site from peelopaalu neocities
0076327☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i didnt know there was an age restriction!!
0076328☇+×
gjZkJzM:
there isn't but there should be. lots of adult talk. most users come from 4chan or 4chan adjacent sites
0076329☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Let's be real there is no real way to do age restriction
0076330☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The site would have to ask for real id
0076331☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ain't nobody giving their id to some random site
0076332☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what are you guys doing for summer?
0076333☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also how about you guys just not be creepy?
0076334☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to work on retaining new friends
0076335☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
lol considering the nature of this site age restrictions aren't really necessary
0076336☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
I was just trolling
0076337☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
im in saudi Arabia not america
0076338☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
maybe legally there is an issue? Idk
0076339☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
a minor is safer here than on discord
0076340☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
hell some darknet chat are safer than discord
0076341☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Hello saudi
0076342☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Watch out Barry, Saudi bro is coming to get you!
0076343☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
not really you might pick weird political ideas from the darknet anarki and such
0076344☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Revenge for all your disrespect!
0076345☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
Hello swede have you gone to any concerts yet
0076346☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea discord is grooming central
0076347☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No
0076348☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Lots of creepers on reddit too
0076349☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
yeah
0076350☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We will have to go to sweden and force him to go to concert
0076351☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I could maybe soon actually
0076352☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Never been to a concert before
0076353☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What kind of concert?
0076354☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
None of my friends live close to me :(
0076355☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I mean I have the opportunity for it now unlike before
0076356☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can go alone
0076357☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
Anyway good luck
0076358☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A few of my most memorable times were going alone
0076359☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Try to get as close to the stage as possible
0076360☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I have friends in university
0076361☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Suadi bro left us again
0076362☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The tea calls to him
0076363☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
Im still here
0076364☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do these friends not go to concerts?
0076365☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Not from what I've heard
0076366☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you tried getting cooler friends?
0076367☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No
0076368☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
If he did he won't return here
0076369☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There's your problem right there
0076370☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You guys are the upper limit of coolness
0076371☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea good point Saudi bro, it's quite the double edged sword
0076372☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Id never leave Laus
0076373☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe just get one cool friend
0076374☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what concert is it?
0076375☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You dodge questions like a woman, I still have my doubts about your gender
0076376☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Im not going to a concert
0076377☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Youre making stuff up
0076378☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
also Im manlier than you
0076379☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now your gaslighting me like a bpd girlfriend?!
0076380☇+×
UTO0MDN:
~doubts intensify~
0076381☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Using the word gaslighting
0076382☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
yup woman confirmed
0076383☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Deflecting like a woman caught in a lie
0076384☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is nothing to doubt now
0076385☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
YOU'RE deflecting
0076386☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
200% woman confirmed
0076387☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Double deflection, you might as well be the leader of the feminist movement at this point
0076388☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Nuh uh triple deflection, you're crying about tampons on your feminist radio show or something as we speak
0076389☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The stubbornness of a woman, you deserve the gold in women's mental gymnastics
0076390☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also stop it, you're setting a bad example for our new friend
0076391☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She won't appreciate your blatant misogyny
0076392☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I was only pretending to lure you into my trap to reveal your inner hatred
0076393☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You started it
0076394☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You could have stopped at any time but you chose to continue
0076395☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Says you
0076396☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm innocent in this situation
0076397☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I did NOTHING
0076398☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All this because you refused to go to a concert
0076399☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You victimized me
0076400☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You evil heartless monster
0076401☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you see the pain your lack of concert going is doing!?
0076402☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the heartless monster!
0076403☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
0076404☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm kind and loving and giving and everything
0076405☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You insult everyone
0076406☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your actions speak louder than your words
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QmZ5YmN:
My actions are good
0076408☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can't be objective about it
0076409☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Other people have to decide
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UTO0MDN:
Every villain thinks their actions are good
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QmZ5YmN:
Then we'll ask the other laussers what they think of my actions
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QmZ5YmN:
We'll see who they prefer
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UTO0MDN:
Needing the approval of others, such a woman move
0076414☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
See? You're being hypocritical
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QmZ5YmN:
You said other people have to decide
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QmZ5YmN:
So I merely accepted youe terms
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UTO0MDN:
I got to keep you on your toes
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UTO0MDN:
You can never know my next move
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UTO0MDN:
And with that I say good night
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QmZ5YmN:
Night Swiss
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UTO0MDN:
And I hope you work on your bigotry while I'm gone
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UTO0MDN:
Women are people (except Barry)
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DonkeyLips:
What the fuck are you guys yapping about
0076424☇+×
YTNzMGM:
fr
0076425☇+×
YTNzMGM:
how are u guys
0076426☇+×
YTNzMGM:
school just ended for me its finally break
0076427☇+×
YTNzMGM:
war is over
0076428☇+×
YTNzMGM:
are u guys asleep
0076429☇+×
YTNzMGM:
why is everyone asleep
0076430☇+×
YTNzMGM:
wake up boomers
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DonkeyLips:
I don't have to go to school anymore
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DonkeyLips:
I got to start the process yesterday of suing a Ukrainian man and I am just so excited
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DonkeyLips:
I hate him. They all seem to come here and abuse the financial system
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DonkeyLips:
If they were doing it to banks I'd say who cares but this is happening to small community credit unions
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DonkeyLips:
It's fucked
0076436☇+×
gjZkJzM:
where did this ukrainian story come from
0076437☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is Putin confirmed
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UTO0MDN:
So what's the plan now that school is done pino?
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DonkeyLips:
I just remembered the Ukrainian story is all
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DonkeyLips:
Fuck Ukraine though
0076441☇+×
UTO0MDN:
For once Barry was based
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UTO0MDN:
The world must be ending
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YTNzMGM:
UMM WAIT I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW
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YTNzMGM:
just call me sora
0076445☇+×
YTNzMGM:
ive been thinking of
0076446☇+×
YTNzMGM:
pottery class..,
0076447☇+×
YTNzMGM:
or sculpting maybe
0076448☇+×
YTNzMGM:
im gonna take alot of like,, classes 4 my hobbies that i abandoned a bazillion years ago
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YTNzMGM:
r u guys proud of me
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YTNzMGM:
yes we're so proud of you!
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YTNzMGM:
im so proud
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YTNzMGM:
wow thank u guys so much
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YTNzMGM:
i appreciate it
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YTNzMGM:
yeah no problem
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UTO0MDN:
lol we will be proud of you when you post your pottery and sculptures
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UTO0MDN:
Good luck with your hobbies
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DonkeyLips:
I'm proud of you buddy
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YTNzMGM:
thanks
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YTNzMGM:
how do u upload stuff
0076460☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You need to use a third party application
0076461☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Post it somewhere else and then post the link here
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UTO0MDN:
We use https://fading.blue
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UTO0MDN:
It's nice because the images only last a month
0076464☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So Trump is breaking up with isreal
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UTO0MDN:
And is recognizing Palestine
0076466☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did the timeline shift again?
0076467☇+×
YTNzMGM:
OHH thats cool
0076468☇+×
YTNzMGM:
ill use it
0076469☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Got any good jokes?
0076470☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I try to make this chat funny but the others make it so hard
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IjZ2YmM:
https://fading.blue/
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dzMxMWZ:
Woop
0076473☇+×
dzMxMWZ:
I am back
0076474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Welcome back, what's new?
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YTNzMGM:
hi guys
0076476☇+×
ITYmRjZ:
Woop
0076477☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Boop
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gjZkJzM:
beep
0076479☇+×
gjZkJzM:
there was a stabing at the local strip mall
0076480☇+×
gjZkJzM:
a gang of high schoolers stabbing a couple of other kids
0076481☇+×
gjZkJzM:
all in broad daylight
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UTO0MDN:
How many people did you stab?
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UTO0MDN:
When you become the 51st state you guys can shoot each other instead of barbaric stabbings
0076484☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Let me guess
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DonkeyLips:
A group of "violent youths"?
0076486☇+×
DonkeyLips:
"Unsupervised minors"?
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DonkeyLips:
Swiss, people get stabbed here all the time... you have such a lala land brain it's absolutely insane
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DonkeyLips:
Also didn't know you were so anti gun... very disappointing
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DonkeyLips:
Things like that don't happen here because most people carry
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DonkeyLips:
Here being where I live specifically. Also not a cia city. I'm ok with it. Watch Swiss have a problem with me being content
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YTNzMGM:
do u have a gun
0076492☇+×
YTNzMGM:
does everybody and their momma in america have a gun or is that a myth
0076493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes she has a gun but she prefers killing with her hands :O
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UTO0MDN:
If people are getting stabbed all the time in America why aren't politicians trying to get knife control laws passed?
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UTO0MDN:
Post your guns Barry
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QmZ5YmN:
Posting guns would be cool Barry
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UTO0MDN:
Yea post your self and your guns with a sign that says "don't mess with lausanonymous"
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UTO0MDN:
It might make us seem cool
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UTO0MDN:
Don't make it lame and gay
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YTNzMGM:
wow barry how many people have u shot
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EDOzQWZ:
I'm not posting my guns. Fucking fed
0076502☇+×
EDOzQWZ:
In all my days here being accused by you of being an agent then you ask this
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YTNzMGM:
hi barry
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DonkeyLips:
Hi fren
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UTO0MDN:
You're not posting them because you don't have any guns
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UTO0MDN:
You're just a poser!
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UTO0MDN:
You don't need to lie to us to seem cool
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gjZkJzM:
there shouldn't be any reason you can't post your firearms unless for whatever reason you can't be seen with them...
0076509☇+×
gjZkJzM:
barry is very suspicious
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UTO0MDN:
Or she doesn't have any guns
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UTO0MDN:
We should do a new role play game and someone else can be dungeon master
0076512☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe the theme can be futuristic
0076513☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know what would be cool?
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UTO0MDN:
A tomb raider like game except you explore ancient ruins on other planets
0076515☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You plunder their riches and figure out how they died of at the same time
0076516☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I guess Metroid is kind of that in a way
0076517☇+×
MTOjBzY:
Sounds like you know what you want then what don't you be dm again
0076518☇+×
MTOjBzY:
Why don't you post your guns guys?
0076519☇+×
FjN4YTN:
Post your guns Barry
0076520☇+×
FjN4YTN:
Stop being a poser
0076521☇+×
FjN4YTN:
So the setting for the new game. The cyborg Barry has been driven made by a corrupted neural network that was implanted into its brain and is ruin the city of neo york
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FjN4YTN:
A squad of cyber warriors have been called upon to figure out what is going on and save the city
0076523☇+×
FjN4YTN:
The squad consists of Swede, Leaf, Sora and Saudi bro. Maybe Egypt is a double agent
0076524☇+×
FjN4YTN:
Introduce yourselves and classes then first action
0076525☇+×
RDMkNDZ:
Can I not be the bad guy though it's not fun if that's always the case
0076526☇+×
RDMkNDZ:
I will if I have to I'm just not that great at writing creatively and I feel we'd have more fun if that character was actually written well
0076527☇+×
RDMkNDZ:
I guess I could have ai help me but idk how you guys feel about that
0076528☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i am the squad leader
0076529☇+×
YTNzMGM:
can there be zombies
0076530☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, there can be zombies, cyber zombies!
0076531☇+×
UTO0MDN:
People who have been taken over by their implanted A.I. but something goes even more wrong and they hunger for brains to process faster
0076532☇+×
gjZkJzM:
a wasp flew into my car and i don't know where it went
0076533☇+×
gjZkJzM:
i want an interesting class so im going to be a botanist. don't know how it will work but why not
0076534☇+×
gjZkJzM:
mangadex got dmca'd. a good chunk of my library is gone and there may be more attacks
0076535☇+×
gjZkJzM:
doesn't feel good bros
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DonkeyLips:
The wasp probably went in a vent and left or fried up on your engine somewhere. If you don't know if your outer vents are open lmk I'll post a picture of the button
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DonkeyLips:
If you're stupid like me you won't know what it's for till you're 30 and have operated cars for 20 years
0076538☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You won't make money as a botanist either buddy but if you like it then you should do it
0076539☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Orrrr the wasp got tired and went to bed under the seats somewhere. Maybe if it's sunny out just leave your doors open for several hours till it wakes up.
0076540☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If it's a queen wasp then you're fucked
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UTO0MDN:
You're a queen wasp
0076542☇+×
MGOlFzY:
OMG MANGADEX NOOOOO
0076543☇+×
MGOlFzY:
what do u read on therw
0076544☇+×
MGOlFzY:
do u giys know anything similar to a sign of affection i love it so much imgonna cry
0076545☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is sign of affection? An anime?
0076546☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm waiting for Swede to choose his class to continue to the game
0076547☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did he finally go to concert or something?
0076548☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes leaf you can be a xeno botanist
0076549☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I am
0076550☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Half Man
0076551☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Half Machine
0076552☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
One day... my neighborhood was swarmed and attacked, I am the only survivor left
0076553☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I was taken in my a genius scientist, who promised me he would help me take revenge
0076554☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Today I have been rebuilt... as part of the Cybernetics 05-SWE program
0076555☇+×
MGOlFzY:
yes its an anime
0076556☇+×
MGOlFzY:
shoujo ?
0076557☇+×
MGOlFzY:
its so good i rewatched it like 3 times ts tuff
0076558☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So the team lead by Sora, comprised of leaf and swede land on a never before explored planet to find new plants to be used and sold for tea bought and paid for the tea merchant Saudi
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UTO0MDN:
You are still in the ship, what is your first move on this new planet?
0076560☇+×
MGOlFzY:
bomb it
0076561☇+×
MGOlFzY:
bomb the planet
0076562☇+×
gjZkJzM:
leaf cries as the bombs tear the ecosystem apart
0076564☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sora tries to launch the nukes but is denied. A message from Saudi pops up, it says "no blowing shit up till I get my tea"
0076565☇+×
MGOlFzY:
i jsut watched the final destination bloodlines
0076566☇+×
MGOlFzY:
spoiler alert the ending lame asf
0076567☇+×
MGOlFzY:
How come i need permission from saudi
0076568☇+×
MGOlFzY:
bomb saudi too
0076569☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No more fucking around Sora
0076570☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Lets collect these plants and get out of here...
0076571☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I step out of the ship to collect the plants
0076572☇+×
UTO0MDN:
As soon as Swede steps foot outside the ship he is viciously attacked by the local fauna. He should have scanned the area first
0076573☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Saudi tea merchant is paying for your trip so you can collect exotic tea for him to sell
0076574☇+×
gjZkJzM:
damn the local slurp slurp sime sime jade has taken our friend
0076575☇+×
gjZkJzM:
we have only 4 hours before the jade will slurp slurp and turn him slime slime
0076576☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You guys must decide if you will mount a rescue mission to save your kidnapped buddy
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QmZ5YmN:
I activate the jetpack on my back and fly off, landing somewhere on a mountain
