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0031104+×
U2MmRjY:
geeze, is english even your first language?
0031105+×
U2MmRjY:
also i saw cp today, don't go to 16chan
0031106+×
Barry:
I never would
0031107+×
Barry:
Why did you go to 16chan?
0031108+×
E2YxYjZ:
Yea Canada, why?
0031109+×
UDZxQGN:
WHY?!?!
0031110+×
FTMxMjY:
Barry, why are you stalking me?!?
0031111+×
U2MmRjY:
who? & whats barry doing to you?
0031112+×
Barry:
Huh?
0031113+×
U2MmRjY:
oh I went back to 16chan, its actually pretty chill
0031114+×
U2MmRjY:
no cp anymore
0031115+×
Barry:
I still don't understand why you go there in the first place
0031116+×
U2MmRjY:
Why go on 4chan or any other chan, chans in general are just interesting places
0031117+×
U2MmRjY:
thiers a fascist board so I might lurk on there and see what the fash are doing
0031118+×
AzNlJjY:
Someone needs to make a site that reviews chan sites
0031119+×
AzNlJjY:
Barry why are you stalking people?
0031120+×
AzNlJjY:
Don't you know that is considered to be rude?
0031121+×
YzYyIDO:
chucks' feed and seed (upcoming sneed's)
0031122+×
Barry:
I had no idea I was stalking anyone
0031123+×
Barry:
If I were, they should consider themselves lucky and feel flattered
0031124+×
Barry:
But I have a husband so nope
0031125+×
U2MmRjY:
>Someone needs to make a site that reviews chan sites
0031126+×
U2MmRjY:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T1VeM_B-c_8LWuYy-18pKv9RcNQXTcC7tSi7TtoIs-8/edit
0031127+×
U2MmRjY:
note that there are more imageboards than what is listed
0031128+×
Barry:
I can't access that
0031129+×
czMxgTN:
Not falling for your google honey trap Canada!
0031130+×
Barry:
4chan is plenty for me anyway
0031131+×
U2MmRjY:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t10VI-sccy1CfAeMZHwmCS_7agIHFo_B5ipMjzsMtTg/edit how about now?
0031132+×
U2MmRjY:
how schizo are you swiss? Is there anything that you trust?
0031133+×
YzYyIDO:
i can't speak for the swiss
0031134+×
YzYyIDO:
but i don't trust anything
0031135+×
YzYyIDO:
i started talking about something and then all my algorithmically-generated recommendations turned into that
0031137+×
Barry:
That's a long list
0031138+×
Barry:
The Swissman is always skeptical
0031139+×
Barry:
Those of you on Instagram should look at natureismetal. Their most recent duck post is precisely why I don't want male ducks
0031140+×
Barry:
Poor girl
0031141+×
U2MmRjY:
today we see what happens when a gang of negros find a defenseless female caucasian
0031142+×
U2MmRjY:
in all seriousness thats fucked. i'll follow this page, channal? idk what you call it
0031143+×
czMxgTN:
Putin and Biden are coming here tomorrow
0031144+×
czMxgTN:
To Geneva anyway
0031145+×
czMxgTN:
What could I shout at them to start world war 3?
0031146+×
YzYyIDO:
viva la france
0031147+×
U2MmRjY:
start a shout "Independence for Taiwan" or "Hail Czar Putin of America"
0031148+×
Barry:
natureismetal
0031149+×
Barry:
Slap them like that guy did to macron
0031150+×
Barry:
I misread leaf im sorry it's a page I believe
0031151+×
Barry:
Isn't Switzerland basically safe from the world wars because of your terrain?
0031152+×
Barry:
You don't strike me as a shouter either
0031153+×
ADZ4ITY:
what actual fuck barry male ducks are brutal
0031154+×
ADZ4ITY:
its not even funny
0031155+×
EWMyUWY:
Yea Barry, why are you trying to traumatize out innocent minds?
0031156+×
EWMyUWY:
We are good boys here
0031157+×
UjMwEDM:
I wish Barry would stop watching me sleep at night...
0031159+×
kTNxkTN:
You should shout "7/11 was an inside job"
0031160+×
Barry:
I wasn't trying to be funny! Just spreading awareness
0031161+×
Barry:
Just imagine going to the park to feed ducks and instead you see this
0031162+×
Barry:
Sure they look cute but behind the cute face is a Harvey Weinstein
0031163+×
Barry:
That guy trying to troll me isn't very funny I wish they had been
0031164+×
U2MmRjY:
oi this text board is only big enough for one leaf
0031165+×
Barry:
I woke up with the song "you'll always be my baby" by Mariah Carey in my head
0031166+×
Barry:
Now I have to listen to it fuck
0031167+×
Barry:
https://youtu.be/LfRNRymrv9k
0031168+×
EWMyUWY:
You have to listen to Mariah Carey fuck?
0031169+×
EWMyUWY:
Yea, watching people sleep is not funny Barry!
0031170+×
EWMyUWY:
I'm starting to think the Barry is a CIA agent who is monitoring us
0031171+×
EWMyUWY:
Barry is trying to gain our trust by acting all innocent and sending duck pics
0031172+×
U2MmRjY:
and duck sex
0031173+×
Barry:
Pardon me?
0031174+×
U2MmRjY:
barry is a glowie
0031175+×
Barry:
Why do you think that
0031176+×
U2MmRjY:
ducks are a FBI tool evented to spy on Mariah Carey fucking and random internet boards
0031177+×
Barry:
Interesting
0031178+×
Barry:
But it's a music video not a porno
0031179+×
Barry:
I should've used a comma before the bad word I used I see your confusion
0031180+×
Barry:
I will be having a house warming party the first week of July who wants to come?
0031181+×
Barry:
I'll be making my famous potato salad
0031182+×
Barry:
If I was a cia agent explain to me why this is the place that I'd need to monitor? Is something happening in the private
messages of interest to national security?
0031183+×
EWMyUWY:
Wouldn't you like to know!
0031184+×
Barry:
Not really
0031185+×
Barry:
I ain't no snitch
0031186+×
EWMyUWY:
That's what a snitch would say!
0031187+×
Barry:
Event planning is fucking stupid and hard
0031188+×
YzYyIDO:
barry would never do that
0031189+×
YzYyIDO:
they're the least glowie agent sent after me by the us to monitor and influence me that i know
0031190+×
czMxgTN:
I agree, that's why I stop having parties
0031191+×
czMxgTN:
Clean up sucks, it's draining and you don't really get to enjoy it
0031192+×
czMxgTN:
Post badge and time stamp
0031193+×
YzYyIDO:
huuhhh? last time i got asked to post time stamp was when anons didn't believe how terrible my room looked
0031194+×
Barry:
Clean your room
0031195+×
Barry:
Now that we're getting into a house that's bigger and nicer than the rest of the family's we are expected to always host on
holidays
0031196+×
Barry:
To which my husband and I both say hell naw
0031197+×
YzYyIDO:
oh god that fuckin sucks
0031198+×
YzYyIDO:
i mean we do that
0031199+×
YzYyIDO:
but it's like, hey if you're coming bring something
0031200+×
Barry:
Yeah fuck that. We're planning on always leaving town for holidays
0031201+×
YzYyIDO:
good
0031202+×
Barry:
I mean I'm good at it and people like my food but like Swiss said, you never get to really enjoy it and cleaning up sucks
0031203+×
Barry:
Either nobody wants to help or they bitch because there's disposable plates and shit going to the garbage
0031204+×
Barry:
And my mother in law ALWAYS tries new keto recipes that nobody but her likes
0031205+×
YzYyIDO:
keto??? as in ketamine??????
0031206+×
YzYyIDO:
home-grown ketamine???????????
0031207+×
YzYyIDO:
that's metal
0031208+×
Barry:
Keto as in the ketogenic diet.. and she's still fat
0031209+×
YzYyIDO:
ahhhh
0031210+×
YzYyIDO:
just chunky bones
0031211+×
Barry:
She's been to Mexico for the gastric sleeve surgery and been dieting for years
0031212+×
Barry:
I want to shake her and tell her if she's still overeating and laying down all day every day it all means nothing
0031213+×
YzYyIDO:
yeah
0031214+×
Barry:
She makes me absolutely crazy
0031215+×
YzYyIDO:
cut your foods to 3 a day and nothing that has too much calories and bam, your body starts eating itself
0031216+×
Barry:
I've just been drinking bone broth this week and I feel great
0031217+×
Barry:
And my dog forces me to power walk, my man is like a foot taller than me so I have to practically jog to keep up
0031218+×
YzYyIDO:
based
0031219+×
YzYyIDO:
i walked mine today cuz nobody wanted to walk him
0031220+×
YzYyIDO:
i usually don't walk him cuz like he's more used to my other family members
0031221+×
Barry:
Whatever it takes to get you out of your dang room!
0031222+×
YzYyIDO:
i'm not!
0031223+×
Barry:
That's good
0031224+×
YzYyIDO:
it's like 7C out and i go out in flipflops and only one layer of clothing
0031225+×
YzYyIDO:
not because i didn't know it was that cold but because my room's windows have leaks and i freeze my ass up all day
0031226+×
YzYyIDO:
i'm already used to it
0031227+×
UWZyQjM:
Some one tried to hack the computers at work last night
0031228+×
UWZyQjM:
This morning we brought down their shitty server
0031229+×
U2MmRjY:
nice
0031230+×
UWMhRWZ:
this site is sus
0031231+×
UWMhRWZ:
okay watch this
0031232+×
UWMhRWZ:
here i come
0031233+×
UWMhRWZ:
DUBS!
0031234+×
ADZ4ITY:
checked
0031235+×
U2MmRjY:
nice dubs but check argentina's trips
0031236+×
Barry:
Was it the hacker 4chan?
0031237+×
Barry:
That seems to be happening more and more though because most of the time companies will pay the ransom
0031238+×
Barry:
I mean I can only speculate on what I've heard about in the US idk how true it really is
0031239+×
UWZyQjM:
Yes the number of attacks have increased
0031240+×
UWZyQjM:
The company I work for has been attacked before but never paid
0031241+×
Barry:
What do you do?
0031242+×
U2MmRjY:
my guess is that is that swiss works for a FBI satellite company created to keep watch on the chans
0031243+×
U2MmRjY:
glowies are always among us
0031244+×
Barry:
Maybe he is the glowie and he thinks saying that I am will throw off any suspicions
0031245+×
ADZ4ITY:
lol
0031246+×
ADZ4ITY:
vote purple swiss
0031247+×
Barry:
portlandlookslikeshit on Instagram is another good page to look at for those who were interested in seeing what a wasteland
the pnw has become
0031248+×
EjN0ETY:
Barry! I know what you did 3 summers ago...
0031249+×
EjN0ETY:
31,248 messages? I'm not sure if that is impressive or pathetic
0031250+×
U2MmRjY:
The only thing pathetic here is you. Whats the deal with your Barry obsession orbiter?
0031251+×
Barry:
Who is being stalked?
0031252+×
Barry:
Why is this what you've chosen to do with your life? Be genuinely weird to strangers online? Not sure if that's anything but
pathetic
0031253+×
YGOwIzN:
Why are Americans so weird?
0031254+×
YGOwIzN:
Why are humans so weird?
0031255+×
YGOwIzN:
Am going to guess the American is trying to be funny
0031256+×
YGOwIzN:
Or it could be your husband trolling you
0031257+×
YGOwIzN:
Both of you are green after all
0031258+×
YGOwIzN:
I mean your husband knows what you did 3 summers ago right?
0031259+×
YGOwIzN:
It will forever be mystery
0031260+×
YGOwIzN:
Like what I do for a living
0031261+×
ADZ4ITY:
lol smooth
0031262+×
U2MmRjY:
u know whats smoother? this video of ducks I found
0031263+×
U2MmRjY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU
0031264+×
ADZ4ITY:
very smooth
0031265+×
Barry:
I don't think I did anything notable 3 summers ago
0031266+×
Barry:
I can't speak for the other guy but I'm weird because it's more fun for me
0031267+×
Barry:
I think they've been trying to be funny since they started posting but it's kinda flipped
0031268+×
Barry:
Maybe the amount that I post is pathetic but meh.. whatever. I have stuff to say
0031269+×
czMxgTN:
Feel free to say what ever you want
0031270+×
czMxgTN:
But yea 31k messages is pretty cool
0031271+×
czMxgTN:
It would have been sad if no one cane here
0031272+×
czMxgTN:
Came
0031273+×
Barry:
I don't think it's that much and I don't know how he would know that?
0031274+×
U2MmRjY:
wait Barry has 31k posts? or is this the max of all posts in lausanonymous?
0031275+×
Barry:
There's no way I have that many lol
0031276+×
Barry:
I mean I post more than all of you but unless he was able to sort through all my various ids
0031277+×
Barry:
Idk.. i smell a troll and I hate it
0031278+×
Barry:
People like that make my tummy hurt
0031279+×
U2MmRjY:
trolls hurt your ... tummy? thats so random
0031280+×
Barry:
They certainly don't hurt my feelings lol
0031281+×
hDOxcjY:
Boo!
0031282+×
JDZ1gTY:
Boo!
0031283+×
U2MmRjY:
Discuss
0031284+×
czMxgTN:
Ting
0031285+×
JDZ1gTY:
Try not to do anything illegal
0031286+×
JDZ1gTY:
Finally did my moms celebration of life yesterday and my mother in law bossed me around at every fucking opportunity
0031287+×
JDZ1gTY:
It makes me want my own head to explode
0031288+×
JDZ1gTY:
She didn't even need to be there
0031289+×
JDZ1gTY:
This woman looks for ways to piss me off. If she could she would watch me suck my husband's dick and try to give me advice
0031290+×
JDZ1gTY:
Making everyone miserable is a full time job
0031291+×
JDZ1gTY:
I planned the fucking event! All she had to do was sit quietly and shut up but she couldn't do that
0031292+×
U2MmRjY:
its pretty concerning that you had to remind yourself not to do anything illegal
0031293+×
U2MmRjY:
you already have one deceased mother are you planning on having another?
0031294+×
czMxgTN:
There's a weird storm tonight
0031295+×
czMxgTN:
Loud bangs in the air like a jet breaking the sound barrier but no lightning
0031296+×
czMxgTN:
And a constant roaring sound in the sky
0031297+×
czMxgTN:
Also the sky is slightly red
0031298+×
czMxgTN:
F
0031300+×
czMxgTN:
I feel the vibration of every boom
0031301+×
czMxgTN:
It even makes my room resonate a bit
0031302+×
czMxgTN:
The booms
0031303+×
czMxgTN:
Are coming in closer, louder and stronger
0031304+×
czMxgTN:
Should I be worried?
0031305+×
JDZ1gTY:
Maybe?
0031306+×
JDZ1gTY:
Could it be a thunderstorm?
0031307+×
JDZ1gTY:
Aliens?
0031308+×
U2MmRjY:
Barry's mother in law?
0031309+×
YWN4gDM:
rip purple swiss
0031310+×
Barry:
I made it through and didn't kill my sister
0031311+×
Barry:
I hope you're good Swiss please be ok
0031312+×
U2MmRjY:
guys he hasn't responded yet...
0031313+×
Barry:
:(
0031314+×
Barry:
I checked the weather for that area, assuming he is from Lausanne they've been having bad weather maybe he lost power?
0031315+×
Barry:
Worried about you Swiss!
0031316+×
JjMwgzY:
I'm fine guys, just recovering from the interplanetary fight
0031317+×
JjMwgzY:
I'm not supposed to tell you guys about it though
0031318+×
JjMwgzY:
But earth is safe for a little while longer
0031319+×
Barry:
Thank you for your service
0031320+×
U2MmRjY:
We are forever in your debt. How can we ever repay you?
0031321+×
RmYmZzN:
By being good
0031322+×
Barry:
What is your standard for good though anon?
0031323+×
RmYmZzN:
Not causing pain and making the world a better place
0031324+×
Barry:
You've got it
0031325+×
Barry:
Advice on handling a drug addicted sibling? Anyone?
0031326+×
RmYmZzN:
Tough love
0031327+×
RmYmZzN:
Carrot and stick
0031328+×
RmYmZzN:
Carrot when she does something good
0031329+×
RmYmZzN:
And the stick when she does something bad
0031330+×
RmYmZzN:
When I was young, I thought you had to attach the carrot to the stick to lead the creature you're trying to influence
0031331+×
RmYmZzN:
Then I realized the stick was for beating since my family didn't believe in carrots aka positive reinforcement lol
0031332+×
Barry:
I kinda feel like I already show tough love. She knows better than to ask me for money anymore
0031333+×
Barry:
I mean.. she was over an hour late to our moms celebration and after she left everyone comes to me for answers
0031334+×
Barry:
Anon why was she so sweaty and cracked out? What has she been doing?
0031335+×
Barry:
Like I know. And she hasn't wanted to let me in her apartment lately
0031336+×
Barry:
And I can't beat her, her ghetto husband already does that
0031337+×
U2MmRjY:
wow ... thats rough
0031338+×
U2MmRjY:
Don't know what to say, got like zero life experience
0031339+×
U2MmRjY:
all I can say is good luck for the both of you
0031340+×
Barry:
Thanks. I think i will be fine I just dread the call about her overdosing or something
0031341+×
U2MmRjY:
this is too dark. check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZX06sd_qpA
0031342+×
Barry:
Lol what on earth
0031343+×
YWN4gDM:
explain leaf
0031344+×
YWN4gDM:
is it just me or wikipedia is impossiple to browse
0031345+×
U2MmRjY:
Everyone's Platinum Sequel is the sequel to Everyone's Platinum Disco. Its collection of songs for the 4chanCup. As for
wikipedia its just you.
0031346+×
YWN4gDM:
ty sir
0031347+×
Barry:
What are you looking for on Wikipedia?
0031348+×
YWN4gDM:
it was this
0031350+×
YWN4gDM:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokugawa_shogunate
0031351+×
YWN4gDM:
idk why it takes a while to load
0031352+×
Barry:
It loaded quick for me. Good stuff
0031353+×
Barry:
History is so interesting
0031354+×
czMxgTN:
Holy shit there some epic ass lightning tonight
0031355+×
czMxgTN:
Right above my head, it lights up my whole room
0031356+×
czMxgTN:
And the thunder shakes the glass in my windows
0031357+×
U2MmRjY:
got vid?
0031358+×
Barry:
That's how we were greeted in Texas last time we went.. it's cool but almost impossible to sleep through
0031359+×
Barry:
Do you usually have storms like that in Switzerland?
0031360+×
Barry:
Speaking of weather we're about to be at 111 degrees Fahrenheit on Sunday
0031361+×
Barry:
Fuck my life
0031362+×
Barry:
It doesn't get that hot here ever
0031363+×
UTY2EjN:
I'll try and get some vid next time
0031364+×
Barry:
Good
0031365+×
UTY2EjN:
We don't usually have such intense lightning
0031366+×
Barry:
I love a good storm
0031367+×
UTY2EjN:
Lots of crazy wind
0031368+×
Barry:
Fun
0031369+×
UTY2EjN:
Yellowstone is finally going to blow soon
0031370+×
UTY2EjN:
What's your plan Barry?
0031371+×
UTY2EjN:
Or are you just going to let it cook you?
0031372+×
Barry:
F
0031373+×
Barry:
I won't have a choice if that happens lol
0031374+×
Barry:
I think that would fuck the whole world eventually
0031375+×
Barry:
I would prefer the cascadia subduction zone open up before that though I'd be pretty safe in that case
0031376+×
UTY2EjN:
Find a cave
0031377+×
Barry:
Well.. I could
0031378+×
Barry:
Idk which caves are lava tunnels though so that may not be safe
0031379+×
Barry:
Especially if shit starts erupting
0031380+×
Barry:
What makes you say it's gonna blow soon?
0031381+×
Barry:
You're just trying to scare me!
0031382+×
UTY2EjN:
It's due!
0031383+×
UTY2EjN:
It's been 12 thousand years
0031384+×
UTY2EjN:
It's time for the "great reset"
0031385+×
Barry:
Are you a geographer!
0031386+×
Barry:
You can't scare me!
0031387+×
Barry:
I was hoping for the reset to come in the form of zombies. I wanna start crackin heads
0031388+×
Barry:
Kicking names and taking ass
0031389+×
UTY2EjN:
The bible said fire and and brimstone
0031390+×
UTY2EjN:
So fire and brimstone it is
0031391+×
Barry:
So be it. I'm right with god
0031392+×
Barry:
If the fire and brimstone is the end and eternal life with the lord is what comes next why would I wanna stick around?
0031393+×
Barry:
There's no way of accurately determining what that means though.. for all I know after the wildfire season and current state
of the world we could be living in the end of days already
0031394+×
Barry:
I can still hope for zombies though, as long as they aren't the running ones
0031395+×
Barry:
Anyway.. John Mcafee is dead
0031396+×
E2YjRTN:
(((suicide)))
0031397+×
Barry:
He posted on Instagram a while back that if it was ever claimed he died by suicide it won't be by his hand
0031398+×
UTY2EjN:
Enternal life is the punishment and not the reward...
0031399+×
UTY2EjN:
They murdered my boy John
0031400+×
E2YjRTN:
they should get more creative with the suicide claims nobody buys it
0031401+×
Barry:
They got him
0031402+×
UTY2EjN:
I hope his dead man switch goes through
0031403+×
UTY2EjN:
They don't care if nobody buys it
0031404+×
Barry:
Idk pol seems to think it has
0031405+×
UTY2EjN:
The NPCs don't care
0031406+×
UTY2EjN:
I wish I had 35tb to download it
0031407+×
E2YjRTN:
i thought i was the NPC
0031408+×
Barry:
There's supposed to be a 31 tb file on the Pirate Bay but so far no proof that I've seen
0031409+×
E2YjRTN:
thats alot of data
0031410+×
Barry:
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/327291380
0031411+×
Barry:
Fuck yeah it is
0031412+×
E2YjRTN:
lol this website just glitched for me and starting showing older postst as if they were being posted in real time
0031413+×
E2YjRTN:
was weird almost shat myself
0031414+×
E2YjRTN:
jk
0031415+×
Barry:
I've had that happen before
0031416+×
Barry:
The glitch not the shat
0031417+×
Barry:
Hehe
0031418+×
E2YjRTN:
hehe
0031419+×
Barry:
Was he rusty shackleford?
0031420+×
Barry:
The whole gang is here!
0031421+×
U2MmRjY:
wasn't Mcafee a sex crazed schizo? why should i care if hes dead and why consider him murdered? seems to me that the feds
would want the fucker live
0031422+×
Barry:
He was sex crazed
0031423+×
U2MmRjY:
alive*
0031424+×
Barry:
Not schizo thou
0031425+×
U2MmRjY:
ok redpill me
0031426+×
Barry:
Not much of a red pill just my opinion I guess but he did have the means to spy on all sorts of high profile individuals and
they kept him on the run for a long time
0031427+×
Barry:
It would appear he had legitimate reason to believe his life was in danger because of what he has
0031428+×
UTY2EjN:
He supposedly has dirt on the CIA and fbi
0031429+×
UTY2EjN:
So that's why they killed him allegedly
0031430+×
Barry:
Hopefully we find out more in the coming weeks
0031431+×
Barry:
I only started learning about mcafee after the whole Epstein island thing
0031432+×
UTY2EjN:
If the leaks have substance and names names with irrefutable proof, John will be a hero
0031433+×
Barry:
Fingers crossed homies
0031434+×
Barry:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQeSC7uhaHB/?utm_medium=copy_link
0031435+×
Barry:
Im so bored when my baby isn't home
0031436+×
czMxgTN:
Go play a game or learn something new
0031437+×
czMxgTN:
Make some art
0031438+×
czMxgTN:
Seize the means of revolution
0031439+×
Barry:
I cleaned my duck pen
0031440+×
Barry:
And have them peas
0031441+×
Barry:
Gave*
0031442+×
Barry:
I don't eat fucking peas gross
0031443+×
Barry:
Doug Stanhope is touring again!
0031444+×
AjMxYWN:
You will eat the peas!
0031445+×
Barry:
No!
0031446+×
AjMxYWN:
You WILL eat the peas!
0031447+×
U2MmRjY:
peas are alright not great but not bad
0031448+×
U2MmRjY:
Is it just me or has the purple haired girl disappeared from 4chans homepage?
0031450+×
Barry:
Peas are proof that satan is real
0031451+×
Barry:
And corn. Gross
0031452+×
NGO0YDM:
bruh corn is awesome
0031453+×
Barry:
Mexican elote is pretty good
0031454+×
Barry:
But just a pile of kernels? No thank you
0031455+×
czMxgTN:
You will POP the corn
0031456+×
Barry:
You're a bossy man
0031457+×
Barry:
What's you're favorite vegetable goys?
0031458+×
czMxgTN:
How dare you
0031459+×
czMxgTN:
Americans are my favourite vegetable
0031460+×
czMxgTN:
Yea, that's right, I went there
0031461+×
czMxgTN:
Can you handle the bants?
0031462+×
U2MmRjY:
mmmm personally not a big fan of Americans tastes like oil
0031463+×
U2MmRjY:
and I hear that some producers are putting McGrease in to fatten them up, like it needs that
0031464+×
QGO4kTM:
Don't forget the high fructose corn syrup
0031465+×
Barry:
Americans fall into the sweet and fat categories
0031466+×
Barry:
A woman who was on my 600 lb life literally lives not even a minute from me
0031467+×
Barry:
So you guys aren't wrong lol
0031468+×
Barry:
My favorite is asparagus :(
0031469+×
czMxgTN:
How do
0031470+×
czMxgTN:
They afford to stay so fat?
0031471+×
czMxgTN:
Eating all that food must be very expensive
0031472+×
Barry:
Soooooo John mcafee allegedly owned a condo in that complex in Miami that collapsed
0031473+×
Barry:
My husband just told me.. we don't know how true it is yet but we are digging
0031474+×
Barry:
Being fat and poor is incentivized in America so all the worst food is cheap
0031475+×
Barry:
$500 per month of food stamps will surely fill the freezer with processed foods
0031476+×
U2MmRjY:
got any cooperating information on the Mcafee's condo or is this a bust?
0031477+×
U2MmRjY:
lately i have been watching a lot of deathbattle styled stuff. feels like i regressed back to being a child.
0031478+×
U2MxMDZ:
Barry here, I'm getting internet hooked up tomorrow in my neeeeew house
0031479+×
U2MxMDZ:
Goodbye cuntass mother in law
0031480+×
BzY5QjY:
nice
0031481+×
YzYyIDO:
guys can anyone "imply" that "they know" "where" "to get good hd rips of japanese
movies" they dont gotta be hd they just dont have to have a huge watermark with This is Brought To You By
Xx_SchnastyFartsLover28_Xx
0031482+×
U2MxMDZ:
Pirate Bay?
0031483+×
YzYyIDO:
nah bro
0031484+×
YzYyIDO:
premonition? that's the one i'm talkin about, fuckin hell, mad as shit, mad as fuck, malding, 10 kg lost in this
0031485+×
gjNmRzY:
There was putlocker.digital but they've decided to suck and be shitty lately
0031486+×
czMxgTN:
The mad lads actually did it
0031487+×
czMxgTN:
They beat France lol
0031488+×
U2MmRjY:
congrats. don't care for sports but i guess i'll support chocolate land.
0031489+×
JTZmNmM:
I'm not into sports either but I'm into beating the French
0031490+×
FzMlFjZ:
Who beat the fwench? In what sport?
0031491+×
U2MmRjY:
Football
0031492+×
I2NhJzN:
swissies won Barry
0031493+×
AzMmNGN:
Job job
0031494+×
AzMmNGN:
I mean good job
0031495+×
AzMmNGN:
Soccer right?
0031496+×
U2MmRjY:
the sport where 2 teams try to put the ball between the opposing team's posts
0031497+×
JTZmNmM:
How often do you put your balls between other people's posts, Canada!
0031498+×
JTZmNmM:
?
0031499+×
U2MmRjY:
as often as we met
0031500+×
U2MmRjY:
if you're refering to the game then I would say rarely. I was never a great attacker preferred defense
0031501+×
R2N1IWO:
There are lots of sports which the objective is to get the ball between posts
0031502+×
R2N1IWO:
I'm American are we talking about football where you throw the pigskin or soccer with the black and white ball?
0031503+×
U2MmRjY:
oh sorry. We're talking about Football.
0031504+×
I2NhJzN:
>soccer right
0031505+×
I2NhJzN:
lol american moment
0031506+×
I2NhJzN:
is 'football' played anywhere except america?
0031507+×
U2MmRjY:
theres an International Federation of American Football but the teams are most likely all made up of yanks
0031508+×
czMxgTN:
American football is so boring
0031509+×
czMxgTN:
Like in 2 hours there's literally 10mins of action
0031510+×
czMxgTN:
Its rugby except boring
0031511+×
cDN1IGZ:
I agree
0031512+×
cDN1IGZ:
Sports in general are boring to watch. Except hockey
0031513+×
cDN1IGZ:
They built a football stadium in Mexico City but only American teams have played there
0031514+×
dTOiFWY:
kpgrhnjhglnrh
0031515+×
czMxgTN:
Poetry
0031516+×
cDN1IGZ:
That wasn't me fyi
0031517+×
cDN1IGZ:
Apparently mcafee's son owned a condo in that complex and that's where the data was stored.. the whole deal has 9/11ish vibes
if you ask me
0031518+×
cDN1IGZ:
I have no proof though because I've been busy but it might be worth looking into if you like knowing about things you can't
control
0031519+×
NGNmVDZ:
I'm fully sure there is massive shady shit going on
0031520+×
UDZxQGN:
Found a secret video of Barry and the ducks
0031521+×
UDZxQGN:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/oasn0r/she_is_so_caring/
0031522+×
UDZxQGN:
warning very NSFW and NSFL
0031523+×
UDZxQGN:
You've been warned
0031524+×
UDZxQGN:
Also why do memes turn real?
0031525+×
UDZxQGN:
Can we start a meme that I'm a multimillionare or something?
0031526+×
UDZxQGN:
can we guys?
0031527+×
cDN1IGZ:
Lol
0031528+×
cDN1IGZ:
I'll never eat my babies
0031529+×
cDN1IGZ:
How does one start a meme?
0031530+×
NGNmVDZ:
Shear force of will
0031531+×
I2NhJzN:
the only meme we have of you swiss is you are glowing lets see where this goes
0031532+×
czMxgTN:
But why?
0031533+×
czMxgTN:
It's clearly Barry that is working for the NSA
0031534+×
ETZ2MWY:
I am being attacked unjustly and I demand you stop at once swissman!
0031535+×
U2MmRjY:
hey MisterDangerRanger whats this bigger project you working on? and whats lozanonyme?
0031536+×
U2MmRjY:
like is lozanonyme just a different URL that leds back to Lausanonymous or is it different?
0031537+×
ETZ2MWY:
I'm still unpacking and I found a really old lady will and testament for someone and I have no idea who it is
0031538+×
ETZ2MWY:
Am I haunted now?
0031539+×
czMxgTN:
By any chance has she left me a million dollar inheritance?
0031540+×
czMxgTN:
And yes, you're super haunted now
0031541+×
U2MmRjY:
cross out the names of everyone she is giving her shit to and write U2MmRjY then hand it the bank or who ever does the legal
shit for wills
0031542+×
ETZ2MWY:
I googled the persons name and it turns out to have been an author who was putting it in papers and such in the early 1900s
0031543+×
ETZ2MWY:
So it's not so uncommon to have I just don't know where the heck it came from
0031544+×
YmZwEzY:
Alrighty this is my permanent color
0031545+×
YmZwEzY:
Beautiful
0031546+×
FzNlR2Y:
Today's my country's birthday. Say something nice about Canada.
0031547+×
ZWN3M2M:
rip barry was a nice lady
0031548+×
QmZyQjN:
Canada has good poutine and I got kangaroo meat from bc once
0031549+×
QmZyQjN:
Oh dang my color changed that's annoying
0031550+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm still Barry
0031551+×
QmZyQjN:
And my son's best friend's mom is from Saskatchewan she's super nice and I'd say a good friend to have
0031552+×
QmZyQjN:
She's celebrating today also
0031553+×
gTMmdTO:
Canada is thé on l'y contre Bening roules n'y Fidel castros off spring
0031554+×
gTMmdTO:
So they got that going for them
0031555+×
gTMmdTO:
Awkward moment when the keyboard is in French
0031556+×
gTMmdTO:
Let's try this again
0031557+×
gTMmdTO:
Canada is the only country being rules by Fidel Castros offspring
0031558+×
QmZyQjN:
What are all the bad words in French
0031559+×
hDOxcjY:
Canada anon how dare you
0031560+×
hDOxcjY:
Lozan is how the cool kids write the city's name and anonyme is anonymous in french
0031561+×
hDOxcjY:
fick dich
0031562+×
hDOxcjY:
porca putana
0031563+×
hDOxcjY:
figure those out
0031564+×
QmZyQjN:
I have a vague understanding of that
0031565+×
QmZyQjN:
Fatass?
0031566+×
QmZyQjN:
Fat bitch?
0031567+×
QmZyQjN:
Love you red Swiss you're the man.. btw
0031568+×
ZWN3M2M:
that pink color was nice ngl
0031569+×
ZWN3M2M:
lozanonyme would be shorter and easier to remember tbh
0031570+×
NGO0YDM:
oof got back home and my craptop is stuck in a bootloop
0031571+×
NGO0YDM:
gotta deal with that tomorrow i guess
0031572+×
UTMwkTY:
Did you fix your laptop?
0031573+×
NGO0YDM:
not really i just put on my older drive and it works now
0031574+×
QmZyQjN:
Is it an old laptop?
0031575+×
QmZyQjN:
Lozanonyme is cute but honestly I had no trouble remembering lausanonymous
0031576+×
QmZyQjN:
The uniqueness of the name and simplicity of usership is enough
0031577+×
QmZyQjN:
And of course the colors
0031578+×
QmZyQjN:
The Fourth of July is a dangerous holiday frens
0031579+×
NGO0YDM:
not sure how old it is but i got for school because my older craptop broke around covid schooling
0031580+×
NGO0YDM:
what happens on the fourth of julay?
0031581+×
QmZyQjN:
People light fireworks and scare my ducks and dog till 3 am
0031582+×
NGO0YDM:
that's mean
0031583+×
QmZyQjN:
It's patriotic
0031584+×
QmZyQjN:
I guess. We got a few small quiet ones because my son wanted them but that's all
0031585+×
QmZyQjN:
Got a fire extinguisher first because we're in a drought
0031586+×
QmZyQjN:
But every time I checked on my ducks they were petrified I felt so bad. If they didn't shit so much I'd have brought them
inside
0031587+×
NGO0YDM:
lol
0031588+×
NGO0YDM:
poor ducks
0031589+×
QmZyQjN:
That's what I said
0031590+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/487163.jpeg
0031591+×
QmZyQjN:
They're almost old enough to lay eggs
0031592+×
U2MmRjY:
they grow up so fast
0031593+×
QmZyQjN:
Yes that was the purpose of this particular breed but I won't go into it here so as not to bore you more than I have
0031594+×
QmZyQjN:
So I keep getting videos recommended to me and people buy ducklings and keep them in their houses?
0031595+×
QmZyQjN:
It's a barn animal and I know how dirty they are what are these college kids doing with ducks
0031596+×
QmZyQjN:
Can they not resist instant gratification?
0031597+×
NGO0YDM:
animal abuse
0031598+×
UTMwkTY:
Maybe they love the smell of bird shit?
0031599+×
UTMwkTY:
Send pics of the dog
0031600+×
czMxgTN:
Dog with ducks
0031601+×
QmZyQjN:
She wants duck nuggets that's a no go bro but I'll get a cute one of her
0031602+×
U2MmRjY:
FUCK THE NEW CAPTCHA FUCK GOOKMOOT
0031603+×
NGO0YDM:
loool
0031605+×
QmZyQjN:
Part of the reason I don't post there
0031606+×
QmZyQjN:
Why was I told to stop flooding on my first post of the morning
0031607+×
ZjZmNzM:
Fuck germany and fuck spain
0031608+×
U2MmRjY:
my fellow countryman what did Germany & Spain do to you?
0031609+×
cDOkFGO:
Show us on the doll where they touched you
0031610+×
QmZyQjN:
I've always thought both places seemed kinda neat what's the problem?
0031611+×
NGO0YDM:
we will never know
0031612+×
QmZyQjN:
Another one post wonder
0031613+×
RmYmZzN:
To be fair Germans are awful
0031614+×
RmYmZzN:
And if Spain hadn't beaten us recently I would be neutral towards them
0031615+×
ETOiVDZ:
How do we get people to stay in the chat?
0031616+×
ETOiVDZ:
Let's brainstorm guys
0031617+×
NGO0YDM:
m-more ducks ...
0031618+×
ETOiVDZ:
Start breeding them Barry!
0031619+×
QmZyQjN:
My husband said no already :(
0031620+×
QmZyQjN:
And the feed store hasn't had any more ducklings only chicks
0031621+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/680714.jpg
0031622+×
QmZyQjN:
Here's my girl with her violent friend
0031623+×
QmZyQjN:
Mine is the shepherd
0031624+×
NGO0YDM:
NOO leaf wasnt supposed to see this
0031625+×
U2MmRjY:
see what saudi? SEE WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU HIDDING FROM ME?!?
0031626+×
czMxgTN:
Shhhh don't tell him
0031627+×
NGO0YDM:
you were not supposed to see the dog
0031628+×
QmZyQjN:
Forgiveness is a virtue or something right?
0031629+×
QmZyQjN:
She's too sweet not to share
0031630+×
QmZyQjN:
Just a good girl trying to get by
0031631+×
ETNyMTM:
Aren't we all
0031632+×
QmZyQjN:
Lol
0031633+×
QmZyQjN:
Idk what I'm gonna do if this old Japanese woman calls me baka one more time
0031634+×
QmZyQjN:
I used to think it was funny but not anymore
0031635+×
QmZyQjN:
Imagine someone forgetting the ate breakfast and offering to go out to breakfast every 15 minutes
0031636+×
QmZyQjN:
And you tell them Grammy you just ate and she says "you're stupid everyone needs breakfast"
0031637+×
QmZyQjN:
Ooooooh baba
0031638+×
NGO0YDM:
barry baka
0031639+×
NGO0YDM:
jk lool
0031640+×
U2MmRjY:
don't worry Grammy I ate my breakfast
0031641+×
U2MmRjY:
did you eat your breakfast? baka
0031642+×
JzNkBDO:
Greetings
0031643+×
NGO0YDM:
hello
0031644+×
JzNkBDO:
:)
0031645+×
NGO0YDM:
how are you
0031646+×
JzNkBDO:
Fine I guess
0031647+×
JzNkBDO:
very uneventful day
0031648+×
JzNkBDO:
But I guess that's how it is most of the time
0031649+×
NGO0YDM:
yeah
0031650+×
QmZyQjN:
Oh hello who are you
0031651+×
NGO0YDM:
did you make breakfast barry?
0031652+×
U2MmRjY:
quick guys lets find a way to keep andora in chat
0031653+×
U2MmRjY:
ehhh w-we have ducks and dogs
0031654+×
U2MmRjY:
never both though, the dogs with eat the ducks
0031655+×
U2MmRjY:
will*
0031657+×
QmZyQjN:
I made breakfast and lunch and dinner and she still wants to go out to eat
0031658+×
QmZyQjN:
I wonder if he will come back. Or she. Wouldn't mind having another lady around here
0031659+×
QmZyQjN:
I even took her for a pedicure and she is still complaining about being bored
0031660+×
QmZyQjN:
How much excitement does an 88 year old woman need yeesh
0031661+×
NGO0YDM:
i wonder ...
0031662+×
YzYyIDO:
make her watch anime
0031663+×
YzYyIDO:
make sure to go "i'm sure you will like this!"
0031664+×
YzYyIDO:
make it clear it's to spite her
0031665+×
U2MmRjY:
just make her watch one piece. that will distract her for half a year.
0031666+×
AjM1EjN:
Baka!
0031667+×
U2MmRjY:
i'm a baka? no you
0031668+×
NGO0YDM:
i dislike the favicon
0031669+×
QmZyQjN:
She watches anime with my son often
0031670+×
QmZyQjN:
Bakaiado!
0031671+×
QmZyQjN:
What is the favicon?
0031672+×
QmZyQjN:
Oh it's like a coding thing?
0031673+×
NGO0YDM:
its the pages icon
0031674+×
NGO0YDM:
in the browser
0031675+×
QmZyQjN:
I just learned that.. I always realize I can search things on my own the moment after asking here
0031676+×
QmZyQjN:
Are you making them or do you mean you don't like a certain one?
0031677+×
NGO0YDM:
i dont like the one used here
0031678+×
NGO0YDM:
but that is just me
0031679+×
QmZyQjN:
I see
0031680+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't use it I just type out the address because I'm a creature of habit
0031681+×
NGO0YDM:
vey based barry
0031682+×
NGO0YDM:
i usually have this page opened all the time unless i close it by mistake.
0031683+×
U2MmRjY:
i just have this place bookmarked
0031684+×
QmZyQjN:
Good now how do we get more users?
0031685+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss anon did his sticker vandalism and linking on 4chan only leads to mainly sperg outs
0031686+×
U2MmRjY:
post in other chans? trusted friends (not like i have any), larping as other people... get barry's japma to post
0031687+×
U2MmRjY:
in all seriousness I think the best way to find out how to get people to stay is finding out why we stayed in the first place
0031688+×
U2MmRjY:
personally i stayed due to an interest in this extremely small but dedicated user base
0031689+×
QmZyQjN:
I stayed because it's comfy and I like you guys
0031690+×
QmZyQjN:
I wish torlak had stayed
0031691+×
QmZyQjN:
I still think purple Swiss glows a bit but that's okay too
0031692+×
NGO0YDM:
i stayed because it's comfy just like barry.
0031693+×
NGO0YDM:
also i think it keeps me sane.
0031694+×
U2MmRjY:
who's torlak?
0031695+×
U2MmRjY:
also it seems that what instigates people to stay in lausanonymous is the chat itself which is unsuprising
0031696+×
U2MmRjY:
unless red, purple swiss & argentine has something to add
0031697+×
NGO0YDM:
purple swiss has to monitor this place no need to ask him
0031698+×
czMxgTN:
I have it installed as a web app on my phone
0031699+×
czMxgTN:
So it's easy to check in when I'm bored
0031700+×
czMxgTN:
The colors really do filter people though but why?
0031701+×
QmZyQjN:
I think red Swiss and purple Swiss are in cahoots irl
0031702+×
QmZyQjN:
People are unhappy so they hate vibrant things I believe
0031703+×
QmZyQjN:
And torlak was just some guy I think with a Romanian flag who just said "torlak was here"
0031704+×
czMxgTN:
I think we were all torlak deep down
0031705+×
czMxgTN:
Is it true that the true path to nowhere were the friends we made along the way?
0031706+×
Barry:
Am I still Barry at my in laws house?
0031707+×
Barry:
Hell yeah
0031708+×
Barry:
Yes that is true
0031709+×
NGO0YDM:
That is in fact true
0031710+×
QmZyQjN:
Stay true to yourself
0031711+×
YzYyIDO:
they be sayin sneed is a hate symbol now
0031712+×
QmZyQjN:
Well...
0031713+×
QmZyQjN:
It is and I think that's how it was intended
0031714+×
QmZyQjN:
But who cares what they think
0031715+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't think you can get in trouble here for it the rules are pretty simple
0031716+×
QmZyQjN:
Formerly chuck's
0031717+×
U2MmRjY:
the people who think that sneed is hate needs to go to Chuck's Fuck and Suck
0031718+×
U2MmRjY:
I think the only way for you to get banned here is probably for posting a link to cp and maybe beastiality
0031719+×
U2MmRjY:
ok i just looked up beastiality to check if i spelled it right but then i saw a shit ton of 'hardcore beastiality' websites.
Isn't this shit illegal?
0031720+×
MzY4UGM:
Not in Canada!
0031721+×
MzY4UGM:
You disgusting people, shame on you!
0031722+×
MzY4UGM:
I heard chuck moved to Canada and opened up shop
0031723+×
U2MmRjY:
Bill C-84 bans animal fucking in Canada
0031724+×
U2MmRjY:
Looks like chuck needs to set up shop elsewhere
0031725+×
QmZyQjN:
Why didn't you just ask Siri how to spell beastiality
0031726+×
QmZyQjN:
Then you wouldn't have been forced to look at porn you absolute mad man
0031727+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't tell me this is the first time you've heard of something illegal being on the internet
0031728+×
NGO0YDM:
lol
0031729+×
U2MmRjY:
1 Fuck siri. 2 I used google to look up the word, theres a spell check.
0031730+×
U2MmRjY:
3 I didn't watch that shit. 4 I know about illegal shit i just didn't expect their to be website links to what i assume to be
actual beastiality
0031731+×
U2MmRjY:
5 is there anything you say other than LOL saudi?
0031732+×
czMxgTN:
Tell us how you really feel Canada
0031733+×
czMxgTN:
It's ok we get, you like to live dangerously with moose
0031734+×
NGO0YDM:
my answer to 5 is ...
0031736+×
czMxgTN:
Lol
0031739+×
YDOlJ2M:
llllllll
0031740+×
NGO0YDM:
found aomething for you leaf
0031741+×
NGO0YDM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
0031742+×
U2MmRjY:
have i mentioned that i hate all of you
0031743+×
U2MmRjY:
also why were you looking at those sheep saudi? curious you assuming that i will partake in your zoophilic practices?
0031744+×
U2MmRjY:
unfortunately for you i will not consummate with the same creatures that eat my leafy brethren
0031745+×
U2MmRjY:
but it appers you will find good company with the anglos of the southern hemisphere
0031747+×
U2MmRjY:
https://www.themideastbeast.com/un-study-dispels-common-myth-about-arabs-camels-and-goats/
0031748+×
NGO0YDM:
i was looking at these sheeps because eid is near and we sacrafice sheep in that day
0031749+×
NGO0YDM:
of course that ...
0031750+×
NGO0YDM:
also we arent allowed to fuck animals lol its bs carried around imageboards
0031751+×
NGO0YDM:
or maybe they they are having fun without me ...
0031752+×
NGO0YDM:
jk lol
0031753+×
czMxgTN:
Who peed in your maple syrup?
0031754+×
U2MmRjY:
(YOU)
0031755+×
QmZyQjN:
That was quite the tantrum
0031756+×
QmZyQjN:
Why do you hate all of us?
0031757+×
QmZyQjN:
This is a board of frenship and love I'm sorry you bear so much hate in your heart
0031758+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm reading about eid and I'm just wondering what day it actually lands on?
0031759+×
QmZyQjN:
And what do you say? Like happy eid? I'm very curious
0031760+×
czM3MWY:
пук
0031761+×
U2MmRjY:
a guest!! ummm I swear that we don't talk about fucking animals just don't read the chat.
0031762+×
U2MmRjY:
annnnd errrrr guys... a little help keeping our new friend here?
0031763+×
U2MmRjY:
hows the weather in the motherland?
0031764+×
YzMwADZ:
anonymous my ass
0031765+×
YzMwADZ:
i can still see my flag
0031766+×
NGO0YDM:
flags are cosmetic
0031767+×
NGO0YDM:
we actually have two days we call eid one after ramadan our fasting month happened a couple of months ago
0031768+×
NGO0YDM:
and the other lands julay 20th
0031769+×
NGO0YDM:
we only sacrifice sheep onbthe later
0031770+×
NGO0YDM:
i used to see my dad and uncles beheading the sheep as a kid
0031771+×
NGO0YDM:
but now they do it in another place
0031772+×
BjZ0MWY:
Yes, we know exactly which retard you are in your sea of retards that live in your country. You're really putting that double
digit iq of yours to work
0031773+×
NGO0YDM:
thank you
0031774+×
BjZ0MWY:
Why don't they take you to the new place?
0031775+×
BjZ0MWY:
How rude of them not to bring you along
0031776+×
NGO0YDM:
idk maybe to save time
0031777+×
U2MmRjY:
nice colour swiss
0031778+×
QmZyQjN:
Hero
0031779+×
QmZyQjN:
Herro*
0031780+×
QmZyQjN:
Why a sheep though? Mutton is kinda gross imo
0031781+×
NGO0YDM:
i think we have options not sure tho
0031782+×
NGO0YDM:
would you eat a camel barry?
0031783+×
NGO0YDM:
my phone and laptop are now matched by the same id
0031784+×
QmZyQjN:
I'll try most anything once
0031785+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't think I could eat any kind of predatory animals though
0031786+×
QmZyQjN:
Tomorrow is my first day at my new job what if I don't fit in?
0031787+×
czMxgTN:
I donno, lose weight?
0031788+×
QmZyQjN:
I mean with the people!!!
0031789+×
QmZyQjN:
That's a good dad joke though
0031790+×
QmZyQjN:
I mean what if they don't like me because I'm weird
0031791+×
QmZyQjN:
I always try my best to not be weird but I can't help it
0031792+×
U2MmRjY:
bring your duck to work day
0031793+×
U2MmRjY:
if you don't mind me asking whats your job?
0031794+×
QmZyQjN:
I'll be a call center rep for a local credit union
0031795+×
QmZyQjN:
I wish women's rights never happened and I could just be a mom and my job was cooking and cleaning and activities with my
child
0031796+×
QmZyQjN:
My heart is beating so fast I am so nervous
0031797+×
NGO0YDM:
relax bary you will make it
0031798+×
NGO0YDM:
barry*
0031799+×
U2MmRjY:
like your japma would say GANBATTE BARRY
0031800+×
NGO0YDM:
barry chan
0031801+×
czMxgTN:
Just scream Baka at them if they give you dirty looks
0031802+×
QmZyQjN:
I have thought long and hard about it and I've decided to try my hardest to make people leave me alone
0031803+×
QmZyQjN:
Like I don't want friends and I don't need people to like me I'm only here because I'm paid to do so
0031804+×
QmZyQjN:
Right?
0031805+×
U2MmRjY:
Depends on how long your working. If you aren't there for long why bother but if your're going to be there for awhile being
friendly and maybe making friends can't hurt.
0031806+×
NGO0YDM:
^^
0031807+×
U2MmRjY:
U
0031808+×
QmZyQjN:
I keep trying to write a response that isn't pathetic
0031809+×
QmZyQjN:
Lol
0031810+×
QmZyQjN:
But I get so sick of people and their fucking mouths ironically enough because I post so often
0031811+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm pretty quiet and people make me uncomfortable
0031812+×
NGO0YDM:
make them unconfortable instead
0031813+×
E2MlJzM:
Ignore the shitty people but if there are nice non npc people just be friendly with them, it will make the day go by much
much much faster
0031814+×
YzYyIDO:
yeah
0031815+×
YzYyIDO:
if highschool has teached me something is exactly what swiss said...
0031816+×
ETNyMTM:
You can get banned from Reddit for saying retard
0031817+×
ETNyMTM:
Lol what a bunch of retards
0031818+×
QmZyQjN:
I'll do my best thanks frens :)
0031819+×
U2MmRjY:
break a leg!!! preferably of one of your asshole coworkers
0031820+×
U2MmRjY:
thats why i don't comment on reddit or do anything on the site besides lurk for a few minutes
0031821+×
ETNyMTM:
Tim Dillon's real name is Tim Greenberg
0031822+×
ETNyMTM:
Really makes you think...
0031823+×
ETN4UDO:
Is it really?
0031824+×
ETN4UDO:
How did you find that out?
0031825+×
ETN4UDO:
I have hour long lunches it's so boring and I also hate banking what have I done
0031826+×
U2MmRjY:
why take this job particularly?
0031827+×
YzYyIDO:
hey, a job's a job
0031828+×
U2MmRjY:
20 bucks is 20 bucks
0031829+×
U2MmRjY:
and all broken by me
0031830+×
QmZyQjN:
I applied for several jobs I found interesting but because I have teller on my resume the only bites were banking jobs
0031831+×
QGOhJzY:
Are you going to rob the bank for us?
0031832+×
QmZyQjN:
Proof of Tim dillons treachery please
0031833+×
U2MmRjY:
I guess Tim is innocent of all accounts. Swiss on the other hand…
0031834+×
QmZyQjN:
This page is quiet today
0031835+×
gjNkZTZ:
Tell us a story
0031836+×
NGO0YDM:
there was a lady ..
0031837+×
YzYyIDO:
she was carrying a suitcase ..
0031838+×
QmZyQjN:
She had a plan
0031839+×
QmZyQjN:
..
0031840+×
FWYhdjZ:
with her frying pan
0031841+×
U2MmRjY:
to go to the mall
0031842+×
MTN3EGN:
To buy a big furry ball
0031843+×
VGNkZDN:
But instead she found a hole in the stall
0031844+×
YDNyITZ:
She put her penis in the hole and holy...
0031845+×
U2MmRjY:
Jesus the hole was filled with big furry ball shaped maggots...
0031846+×
czMxgTN:
She squeed in glee and started eating the maggots at an ever increasing pace
0031847+×
VGNkZDN:
Until they were gone, she then went to the mirror and asked herself..
0031848+×
U2MmRjY:
whats in the suitcase...?
0031849+×
YDNyITZ:
She opened it and saw a severed Canadian head
0031850+×
U2MmRjY:
Amazed by his handsome face she placed him in her frying pan...
0031851+×
czMxgTN:
Surprisingly the head was still alive and started screaming "I fucked and sucked chuck"
0031852+×
U2MmRjY:
to which she replyed "Sneed Harder"
0031853+×
U2MmRjY:
The. Fucking. End.
0031854+×
VGNkZDN:
I was trying to think of something to end it with
0031855+×
VGNkZDN:
Let's do that again sometime
0031856+×
VGNkZDN:
That maggot eating part was my favorite
0031857+×
VGNkZDN:
This place im working at has so many little kid snacks it's absolutely wild
0031858+×
VGNkZDN:
Like right now I'm rewarding myself with a rice krispy because I've been smashing my tests yeee
0031859+×
VGNkZDN:
Still wish I had learned to code though
0031860+×
czMxgTN:
You can still learn to code
0031861+×
czMxgTN:
Is it true that canada is becoming a Chinese colony?
0031862+×
czMxgTN:
And have you started kearning mandarin yet?
0031863+×
VGNkZDN:
Hasn't it been that way for years now?
0031864+×
U2MmRjY:
the chinese are a problem in British Columbia
0031865+×
U2MmRjY:
Rich chinese are buying up property shooting housing prices up
0031866+×
QmZyQjN:
That sucks how do you know who's against you in that case
0031867+×
QmZyQjN:
But you aren't in bc so not you specifically
0031868+×
QmZyQjN:
They're in the way bud they but up every fucking property they can and drive costs waaay high
0031869+×
QmZyQjN:
On the way*
0031870+×
QmZyQjN:
Jesus Christ
0031871+×
QmZyQjN:
Ignore me for now I think I'm tipsy
0031872+×
M2YilDN:
Barry drink at her first day of work
0031873+×
U2MmRjY:
Whats it like giving financial advice while drunk?
0031874+×
M2YilDN:
Is Barry actually Jim Cramer?
0031875+×
QmZyQjN:
I was at home fren we live in very different time zones
0031876+×
czMxgTN:
Just because it's 5 o'clock here doesn't mean it's ok for you to drink on the job Barry
0031877+×
U2MmRjY:
Swiss speaks from experience
0031878+×
QmZyQjN:
Today at the grocery store the cashier was an actual woman named barrie
0031879+×
QmZyQjN:
The universe is speaking to me but I'm not sure what it means
0031880+×
QmZyQjN:
Lots of odd things have caught my eye. All small things but I just wonder what the heck
0031881+×
QmZyQjN:
Maybe I'm gonna die soon. If so I bequeath my ducks to all of Switzerland for entertainment and safekeeping
0031882+×
QmZyQjN:
And to Saudi Arabia my sewing machine and notions and fabric
0031883+×
QmZyQjN:
Canada can take my advice and Argentina can have my friendship
0031884+×
NGO0YDM:
thanks barry you are such a sweet lady i would be really worried if you stopped posting.
0031885+×
czMxgTN:
You need to kill that lady and take over her life
0031886+×
czMxgTN:
There can only be one
0031887+×
czMxgTN:
I will teach the ducks the values of neutrality
0031888+×
QmZyQjN:
But I don't want her life she was nice but old and fat. Death is on her doorstep already
0031889+×
U2MmRjY:
I feel honored barry. Thank you
0031890+×
YzYyIDO:
BARRY NOOOOOO
0031891+×
YzYyIDO:
you're too young to die!!!!!!!! think about the duckies!!!
0031892+×
U2MmRjY:
its been a while since we saw the ducks
0031893+×
U2MmRjY:
can we see them please?
0031894+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/670645.jpeg
0031895+×
QmZyQjN:
I really enjoyed this moment because they were just so happy in their tiny pool with some corn
0031896+×
QmZyQjN:
And the one splashing beautifully is daisy she's an actual super model as you can tell
0031897+×
NGO0YDM:
wow
0031898+×
M2M0MmM:
Heyos
0031899+×
NGO0YDM:
heyos
0031900+×
QmZyQjN:
Hey who yoo
0031901+×
U2MmRjY:
Hey ho yo
0031902+×
U2MmRjY:
daisy is cute but whos the other one?
0031903+×
QDNhRmN:
Peach
0031904+×
VGNkZDN:
Daphne
0031905+×
U2MmRjY:
If you get another name her Peach
0031906+×
lzNmRzY:
Why peach?
0031907+×
U2MmRjY:
swiss says peach and i like
0031908+×
lzNmRzY:
Alright bossy
0031909+×
U2MmRjY:
wait don
0031910+×
U2MmRjY:
't the ducks fly away?
0031911+×
U2MmRjY:
i hit enter by mistake
0031912+×
QmZyQjN:
No this breed doesn't fly
0031913+×
RDOkZjZ:
Then why the fuck do they have wings?
0031914+×
lzNmRzY:
Because they're still birds. Why do chickens have wings? They're delicious that's why
0031915+×
lzNmRzY:
Ostriches have wings too
0031916+×
lzNmRzY:
Saxonys we're bred specifically as meat and egg producers
0031917+×
MDZzEWY:
why do men habe tits?
0031918+×
MDZzEWY:
have*
0031919+×
czMxgTN:
Emergency breast feeding
0031920+×
lzNmRzY:
I think in utero the tits and pussy develop before male genitals
0031921+×
lzNmRzY:
I'm probably wrong though I'm too lazy to google someone else do it
0031922+×
czMxgTN:
Did you just call me a pussy?
0031923+×
lzNmRzY:
What are you gonna do about it if I did?
0031924+×
U2MmRjY:
Did she just call of us a pussy?
0031925+×
QmZyQjN:
Refer to my message just before yours
0031926+×
UDZ2MWY:
You looking for a fight?
0031927+×
UDZ2MWY:
Because it looks like you're looking for a fight
0031928+×
lzNmRzY:
You wouldn't hit a woman
0031929+×
YzYyIDO:
honestly my dick is literally the most last-minute-addition of my body
0031930+×
U2MmRjY:
wtf does that mean argentine?
0031931+×
YzYyIDO:
it means what it means....
0031932+×
lzNmRzY:
You are rich in character at least
0031933+×
lzNmRzY:
Get a penis pump
0031934+×
NGO0YDM:
lmao
0031935+×
QmZyQjN:
To me it seems like a thing to think about or don't.. but I'm also not a man so cocks aren't always on my mind
0031936+×
QmZyQjN:
In a judgements way anyhow
0031937+×
QmZyQjN:
Judgemental*
0031938+×
QmZyQjN:
How am I spelling that wrong?
0031939+×
NGO0YDM:
if you are a man and cocks are always on your mind you might be gay.
0031940+×
QmZyQjN:
I thought people said men are only ever thinking about their penis?
0031941+×
QmZyQjN:
Or they think with it?
0031942+×
NGO0YDM:
with it, not about it.
0031943+×
QmZyQjN:
I wonder why
0031944+×
U2MmRjY:
the power of horny is strong within all men
0031945+×
czMxgTN:
Imagine being supper
0031946+×
czMxgTN:
imagine being super hungry and being surrounded be delicious food you aren't allowed to eat
0031947+×
YDOlRzM:
Why don't you get married and then you can eat whenever you get hungry?
0031948+×
YDOlRzM:
If you don't like your Swiss women you can purchase one from Southeast Asia
0031949+×
czMxgTN:
Because after a couple of bites you realize youve made a huge mistake
0031950+×
YDOlRzM:
If you are the Swiss who told me you were raised by a single mother I might know why you've made such mistakes
0031951+×
YDOlRzM:
No offense meant at all I swear
0031952+×
YDOlRzM:
Not all women are horrible, I have my own shortcomings but I don't think I'm one of the bad ones
0031953+×
U2MmRjY:
Honest to God you are one of the great ones.
0031954+×
U2MmRjY:
I mean a red pilled son which shows you know how to raise children.
0031955+×
U2MmRjY:
You don’t take shit from your druggie sister but the fact that you care for her is beautiful.
0031956+×
U2MmRjY:
Nazi husband? (Memories fucked) Shows excellent taste in men. Browses image boards. Can banter. Duck owner.
0031957+×
YzYyIDO:
dont worry all you need to be one of the good ones is uhh...
0031958+×
YzYyIDO:
not flirt with minors online
0031959+×
YzYyIDO:
that's the bar: everything worse comes with that step
0031960+×
U2MmRjY:
don't go to discord and don't become an attention seeking e-thot
0031961+×
QmZyQjN:
But leaf those are the ones making the most money
0031962+×
QmZyQjN:
Anyway I hope you don't give up on love Swiss you deserve it. I think..
0031963+×
NGO0YDM:
true.
0031964+×
QmZyQjN:
I wore sandals today and there's one guy in my office... you know the type.. kept staring at my feet
0031965+×
QmZyQjN:
I thought it was just a meme
0031966+×
QmZyQjN:
I have a few options. I could clam up and wear flats daily (uncomfortable) or I could pretend I saw nothing and stay comfy
(comfortable)
0031967+×
QmZyQjN:
Or make a scene my second week on the job
0031968+×
QmZyQjN:
Please advise
0031969+×
NGO0YDM:
lmao
0031970+×
NGO0YDM:
footfags
0031971+×
NGO0YDM:
mybe he likes your sandles and wants a similar pair for his wife lol
0031972+×
NGO0YDM:
i had get comfortable myself barry and not worry about but you are the lady you know whats best.
0031973+×
RjZ3UjN:
I don't think this guy has a wife... saying that in a very sensitive tone
0031974+×
RjZ3UjN:
Woopsy
0031975+×
QmZyQjN:
Here we go
0031976+×
QmZyQjN:
But I have been proven wrong before so cross your fingers
0031977+×
VGN2UjN:
good luck
0031978+×
VjNiJjZ:
You need to pull out your dick and slap him across the face with it
0031979+×
VjNiJjZ:
Assert your dominance
0031980+×
RjZ3UjN:
I don't have a dick anon
0031981+×
czMxgTN:
Buy a strap on
0031982+×
RjZ3UjN:
I would get fired for being too hilarious
0031983+×
RjZ3UjN:
There is one of those stores like 4 blocked away that's an interesting suggestion
0031984+×
RjZ3UjN:
I'm picturing it in my head and laughing like a retard in my car :s thanks
0031985+×
RjZ3UjN:
Just get the biggest one I can find and slowly enter his cubicle rubber dick first
0031986+×
RjZ3UjN:
I'd do it like that "stop hitting yourself" game
0031987+×
RjZ3UjN:
Lmao
0031988+×
U2MmRjY:
make sure the dick is a... FOOT!!!!
0031989+×
U2MmRjY:
hahahaha kill me
0031990+×
U2MmRjY:
I just wasted my entire day playing that stupid google game. fuck me
0031991+×
RjZ3UjN:
What game?
0031992+×
U2MmRjY:
open google
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QmZyQjN:
Sheeit
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QmZyQjN:
How cute
0031995+×
QmZyQjN:
Hey Swiss I fucking see you quit being a snob and talk with us peasants
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YzYyIDO:
some people ain't aware of how noticeable it is that they're staring
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YzYyIDO:
i learnt that the hard way with people's eyes
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QmZyQjN:
What is it with your generation and thinking eye contact is bad or weird?
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QmZyQjN:
Since we are on the topic of assertion
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QmZyQjN:
I wanted to say "hey punk" but I said nothing and today I wore less cute sandals and had no response
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QmZyQjN:
Could you say I was asking for it at first because of what I was wearing? I had no idea
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QmZyQjN:
But what a gross thing feet's are gross they go everywhere people spit or even poop depending on where you live
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VGN2UjN:
lol
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VGN2UjN:
i would not say you were asking for it lmao.
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VGN2UjN:
i personally think its a western thing because some women cover their feet more than their body so when the opposite happens
males notice and it gets the best of them but thats just my theory.
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VGN2UjN:
also once when i was a kid one of my cousins used to wear shoes inside the house which we dont do so when she put them off i
noticed " and i was her feet are big " lmao
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VGN2UjN:
even tho everyone else doesnt wear any feet wear in doors
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VGN2UjN:
im not a foot it was just a single moment in my life to support my theory
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VGN2UjN:
a foot fag*
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QmZyQjN:
So their feet can pop but not their hair? Please do an educate as I am stupid
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FTMihjM:
I think foot fetishes come from being imprinted when young
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FTMihjM:
The mom/care taker either rocked them with their feet or let the baby play with the moms/care takers foot/feet
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FTMihjM:
And yes it is absolutely disgusting
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VGN2UjN:
well thats my theory barry, but i could be very wrong.
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VGN2UjN:
you need to back your claims swiss
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U2MmRjY:
Saudis is in the right. I swear women covering some parts of their body but then reveling it suddenly, cough cough hair cough
cough is hot as fuck.
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U2MmRjY:
The reason I mention hair is that I had a muslim friend who was pretty unassuming but when she randomly ditched her hijab...
damn didn't think I liked luscious hair that much
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U2MmRjY:
I originaly didn't get why Muslim women wear that head scarf but now thank Allah
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QmZyQjN:
I have read what Swiss said several times and I can't think of a single time in my life I've heard of a mom or care taker
rock a child with their feet
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QmZyQjN:
Or let them play with their feet
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QmZyQjN:
I suppose you could rock a baby on your feet but it seems dangerous
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VGN2UjN:
lol pretty much
0032023+×
QmZyQjN:
I would trade being white for beautiful ethnic hair any day
0032024+×
QmZyQjN:
Not that it matters to me but as a woman you can't help but be shallow about yourself
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VGN2UjN:
i think swiss eant no body would be into feets unless they were abused some how.
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QmZyQjN:
Hmm
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VGN2UjN:
meant*
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VGN2UjN:
also whats an ethnic hair?
0032029+×
QmZyQjN:
Ethnic hair is anyone's hair that isn't white
0032030+×
QmZyQjN:
I will exclude black hair because they fuck with theirs way more that white women
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QmZyQjN:
But like the leaf said, typically Muslim women have beautiful hair and I also think Japanese hair is fantastic
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VGN2UjN:
hmm
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QmZyQjN:
I do know an Iranian lady though and I have to say she is a god damned bitch with huge thumbs
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QmZyQjN:
Fuck her hair
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QmZyQjN:
She wants to fuck my husband and thinks she is pretty enough to just act like a skank on the daily
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QmZyQjN:
So fuck her hair I hope bit falls out
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QmZyQjN:
She has small tits and is tall she doesn't realize how manly she actually looks
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QmZyQjN:
Now I'm pissed
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czMxgTN:
How do you know she wants to fuck tour husband?
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czMxgTN:
Your
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QmZyQjN:
Because I am aware of her character and I can read body language like nobodies business
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QmZyQjN:
She is passive aggressive to me.. like we were at a bar and she was sending him drinks while he and I were there together
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QmZyQjN:
Luckily I haven't seen her in years and she doesn't have contact with the family anymore that I know of
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QmZyQjN:
He thought it was funny because he has no interest in her
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QmZyQjN:
She couldn't handle him anyway
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QmZyQjN:
https://youtu.be/l4aAIF-iW9U
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czMxgTN:
Are you sure she wasn't trying to sleep with YOU?
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czMxgTN:
I think you were reading things all wrong
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czMxgTN:
Could you handle her?
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czMxgTN:
It's fucking hailing
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czMxgTN:
Pray for my plants
0032052+×
czMxgTN:
Massive chunks of ice are falling
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QmZyQjN:
She couldn't handle me
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QmZyQjN:
If she was trying to sleep with me she went about it all wrong
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QmZyQjN:
What plants do you have?
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QmZyQjN:
Why is the weather in Switzerland so weird?

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