Sora are you sharing links? I'm the only one here right now
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JDO2YWO:
what
0089056☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what links
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JDO2YWO:
no i know right its creepy
0089058☇+×
JDO2YWO:
every time i get on here aftwr a while
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JDO2YWO:
a random new person would pop up and lurk
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UTO0MDN:
Why are you being stalked, did you piss off a fed or something?
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JDO2YWO:
probably
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UTO0MDN:
What did you do?
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UTO0MDN:
It's probably because of all the grooming you do on Roblox smh
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JDO2YWO:
im going to groom YOU on roblox
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UTO0MDN:
I will never go on Roblox!
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UTO0MDN:
Barry, protect me from this predator!
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Barry:
Be a man
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JDO2YWO:
oof
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JDO2YWO:
no respawning from that
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JDO2YWO:
i hate this nigger school
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JDO2YWO:
im never set free
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UTO0MDN:
Very rude, this is why we can never be friends
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UTO0MDN:
Typical American, enabling predators
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MDZiRGO:
lets have some postivity in chat. i got my G licence, prase me
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MDZiRGO:
don't know were i left i but i got it... somewhere
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UTO0MDN:
I didn't know you needed a license to be Gay in Canada but congratulations I guess
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JDO2YWO:
praise*
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UTO0MDN:
So what do you guys think about organizing a new friends event?
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UTO0MDN:
Which one of you is in?
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UTO0MDN:
So we can organize a date and time
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RzN1cjY:
Idk man barry has threatened me to slap my mouth i dont wanna meet up with her
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Barry:
I think he means we designate a time for us all to be here
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Barry:
And Swiss we are friends I just hate you because you're a bastard man and terribly mean
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Barry:
He and I discussed the meeting
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Barry:
If you read back far enough smh my head
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JDO2YWO:
what the hell happened to su
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Barry:
Who?
0089088☇+×
Barry:
Saudi I can't slap that hard unless I sucker punch I'm too fucking short
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Barry:
Full disclosure my threats are empty
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Barry:
I have dreams all the time about trying to hit people and I can't ever hit hard enough
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Barry:
Even though the first time I threw a punch I got the boxers fracture
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Barry:
Last time also hashtag
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ZDNiVmM:
>what the hell happened to su
0089094☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
still here! I'm glad you remember me :3
0089095☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I like to observe you guys like zoo animals ^_^;
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ZDNiVmM:
I bet redswiss feels the same xD
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ZDNiVmM:
I wanted to make a joke about openai discontinuing sora (video generation) but I thought someone else was going to say it since it was kind of low hanging fruit
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ZDNiVmM:
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ZDNiVmM:
personally I'm in a state between inspired and stuck most recently I've started to torrent anime again but only after multiple autism sidequests like trying to mine monero, comparing multiple vpn companies, and other unimportant things. A horrible mix of paranoia, overanalying, and caution. But anyways, I'm restricting myself to a single episode per show a day, to avoid binge watching.
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ZDNiVmM:
This way I can get the most enjoyment of each show, and also it helps with memory.
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ZDNiVmM:
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ZDNiVmM:
Whenever I binge watch a show I forget the majority of it soon after, which is so sad! It's nice to let each episode ruminate in your head for a bit.
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ZDNiVmM:
I didn't do this with evangelion (watched all of it in one sitting LMAO) and the ending wiped away all the earlier parts for me
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ZDNiVmM:
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ZDNiVmM:
Other things: I've been trying to learn how to speed cube using the CFOP method, stole my sister's rubiks cube since she wasn't using it ^_^
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ZDNiVmM:
I bought flashcards online, going to try to learn spanish by memorizing 1000 nouns/verbs, maybe even try using song lyrics
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ZDNiVmM:
I've been meaning to self study math, I have many playlists bookmarked I want to walk through. I have a stack of blank printer paper I plan on using for this
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ZDNiVmM:
just today I was thinking about weight lifting again. I have a barbell and weights in my room and I should be using consistently.
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ZDNiVmM:
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ZDNiVmM:
I was practicing left handed writing recently! For 20 days straight I wrote the alphabet using my left hand on binder paper. I only practiced the capital letters. Just a challenge for myself! There is an interesting thing about the hemispheres of the human brain (they're kind of independent but only the left brain can speak) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
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ZDNiVmM:
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ZDNiVmM:
Oh, and I think I am starting to bald u_u I think it's because I always have my hands running through my hair while trying to figure things out I need to get my hands on medication, again overanalying, being cautious It became more apparent recently since I got a haircut and now look like chud
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RTZzkjY:
You think you can pick up all of these habits at once?
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RTZzkjY:
I have bad news
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RTZzkjY:
Anyway i had a dream where we went to anex kuwait
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RTZzkjY:
Lol
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RTZzkjY:
For meeting thing i usually show up here before work 12pm - 1pm or after work 12am - 1am
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RTZzkjY:
Sometime i chat when im at work at random times
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UTO0MDN:
Make your own vpn, rent a vps for $2 and install openvpn on it
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UTO0MDN:
Also Su, hypothetically if you were a serial killer how would you take out my upstairs neighbor? She's loud, obnoxious and her attempts at singing could be considered crimes against music
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UTO0MDN:
I watched evangelion in batches, upto 3 episodes a day, it was perfect that way, then I waited a week before watching the rebuild movies
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UTO0MDN:
If you want to learn math get into programming because you can use math to make pretty images and that makes learning it fun and intuitive
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UTO0MDN:
Do you do random things everyday?
0089124☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you shampoo your hair everyday? Do you have a lot of direct sun exposure to the top of your head? Do you have a healthy diet?
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UTO0MDN:
The Saudi royal family is going to annex Kuwait confirmed!
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UTO0MDN:
Place your bets on poly market and kalshi
0089127☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you know that Chud means Cute, Handsome Understated Dude?
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ZTN3IWO:
I think untracable poison can do the work. Making it look like an accident is better at covering tracks, though it depends on the technology of your local police, or how competent they are. Don't get sloppy.
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UTO0MDN:
And how does one get an untraceable poison?
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UTO0MDN:
Did you hear about the story about the lady in Australia that tried to use mushrooms that have a poison delay of 30 days to kill her ex (she failed btw)
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BumFarto:
I've wanted to make a video game where you're a serial killer and you have to kill as many people as possiblew
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BumFarto:
Too bad I'm untalented
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BumFarto:
I agree with Leaf tho, I'd go for some kind of poison too. I wonder if there's a substance that could cause a heart attack and be untraceable
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UTO0MDN:
Aren't most videos games, especially fps just serial killer simulations? 🤔
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UTO0MDN:
Talent has nothing to do with it, learn to code Swede
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JDO2YWO:
i thought u died su lmao
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JDO2YWO:
swede dont play videogames just do it irl u seem like the type smh
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UTO0MDN:
Since Su aka Ken is still alive that means we must resume calling leaf, Barbie
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UTO0MDN:
So we don't get confused and because they never battled to the death
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JDO2YWO:
su is not ken u idiot
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JDO2YWO:
ken left
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JDO2YWO:
leaf is leaf
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JDO2YWO:
su is su
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kjZkZzN:
Su is american ken is a canadina
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kjZkZzN:
Smh swiss
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ZDNiVmM:
yeah, not ken ^_^ ..x
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ZDNiVmM:
>if you were a serial killer how would you take out my upstairs neighbor?
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ZDNiVmM:
There is probably a way you could use carbon monoxide to do this but I don't think it would be easy in your case, you'd have to disable alarms and somehow tap into a vent. Even if you had some undetectable way to kill someone in their apartment, you would still have to wait for their body to decompose before you casually report it, do you really want to deal with that?
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ZDNiVmM:
A better idea is to get her to move away. You can do this easily by sending really large spiders. video related: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1qysch2/wcgw_if_you_approach_a_large_spider/
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UTO0MDN:
They all look the same too me, gosh!
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UTO0MDN:
We don't have vents here
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UTO0MDN:
Our air is organic
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QDOlRWO:
Just stick with poison then.
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UTO0MDN:
And how am I supposed to deliver this hypothetical poison?
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ZDNiVmM:
maybe we combine our ideas and deliver venom via a spider instead? :D
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UTO0MDN:
How am I supposed to get a spider and then get it to bite her?
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UTO0MDN:
Seems complicated
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UTO0MDN:
I don't think you'd make a good serial killer if this is the best you got
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MDZiRGO:
get a child to do the killing that way they only go to juvie
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UTO0MDN:
Now you want me to befriend some random child?
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UTO0MDN:
I think that's more Sora's department
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UTO0MDN:
I think a show about someone who wants to be a serial killer but either keeps catastrophicly failing or accidentally saving their victims would be funny
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JDO2YWO:
shut up ho
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JDO2YWO:
ur now my number 1 victim swiss
0089166☇+×
JDO2YWO:
priorities!
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Barry:
There are no vents?
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Barry:
Like at all?
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Barry:
You know her address, you could start shipping dark web mystery boxes to her till she gets scared and moves
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Barry:
Because she thinks someone is stalking her
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Barry:
Easy peasy
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JDO2YWO:
how do i cook my dog
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JDO2YWO:
shes pissing me off so bad
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RTZzkjY:
Having internet strangers talk about how to get you out of your apartment
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RTZzkjY:
Is terrifying enough
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RTZzkjY:
easy sora give that dog another chance
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UTO0MDN:
Don't you dare cook sir Hostage Coomin Kebab!
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UTO0MDN:
Barry has been a terrible influence on you Sora. I bet she's the one who inspired you to want to cook your dog because that's exactly something she would do
0089179☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No vents at all, just windows
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JDO2YWO:
where the hell did u guys even get that name
0089181☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Lurk more
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Barry:
Swiss you should tell us what songs she is singing and we can start a shared Google doc we can all edit filled with insults and threats
0089183☇+×
Barry:
In Minecraft
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Barry:
I would never break a law irl
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Barry:
I think that might be felony harassment or stalking
0089186☇+×
Barry:
Maybe you should just ask her nicely to quiet down before it escalates
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UTO0MDN:
You gave him that name? Don't you remember? Or has the Mary Jane fried your memory? Smh
0089188☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry I think you should ask on of your glowie friends to do a precision strike on her
0089189☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't talk to crazy, that never ends well
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UTO0MDN:
One of the other neighbors did talk to her and she hasn't blasted shitty music since lol
0089191☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not all heros wear capes in deed
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JDO2YWO:
im not a pothead bruh
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JDO2YWO:
not yet
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Barry:
You're neighbor must have more courage than you
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Barry:
When people upset me like that I tend to just reciprocate like a motherfucker
0089196☇+×
Barry:
The tiny midget beaner in my office got a botched lip injection now she looks like a who from whoville lmao my ass off
0089197☇+×
Barry:
I would feel bad if she wasn't a shitty person, but she tried to get my friend fired and that doesn't sit right with me
0089198☇+×
Barry:
Why in gods name at 22 years old does anyone have any business getting filler injections?
0089199☇+×
Barry:
This is what she deserves
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hDOxcjY:
insecurity
0089201☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry why don't you want to smoke fat blunt with me and Sora?
0089202☇+×
JDO2YWO:
dream blunt rotation the entire lausanonymous
0089203☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i prefer joints
0089204☇+×
JDO2YWO:
im mad at a wetback rn too barry thank god
0089205☇+×
JDO2YWO:
ur not alone
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UTO0MDN:
Wait there are Mexicans in the Philippines?
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UTO0MDN:
Some of you take the sabbath very seriously
0089208☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which is sus and concerning
0089209☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
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JDO2YWO:
i loooove being crossfaded
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JDO2YWO:
top tier experience everyone has to try atleast once
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UTO0MDN:
What is being crossfaded?
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BzMygTO:
Zoomers smh my head
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UTO0MDN:
How are the puppies doing Saudi bro?
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Barry:
I never said I wouldn't smoke a blunt with you wtf?
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Barry:
However
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Barry:
Blunts are way more harsh than joints and i have a shallow gag reflex so if i cough too hard nobody has a good time
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Barry:
Crossfaded is to be on two different substances at once
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Barry:
Sora please don't experiment with anything harder than cocaine it's very dangerous
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UTO0MDN:
Fine, why don't you want to share a joint with Sora and me?
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YzNkVTM:
Last time i have seen them they weren't puppies anymore they for big
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YzNkVTM:
I haven't been to that place since
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JDO2YWO:
Im not that bad omg
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JDO2YWO:
whats worse than coke
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QTMmFWY:
Crystal Meth
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Barry:
Heroin
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Barry:
Fentanyl
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Barry:
Kratom
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Barry:
Coke is not that bad if you have self control
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Barry:
If you had absurd money and nothing to do with your time then it's bad
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Barry:
Ecstasy is bad
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JDO2YWO:
ok guys im not that fucked up
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ZWO5YWO:
Coke is that bad, don't listen to Barry
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JWMwkTN:
Now pink huh?
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JWMwkTN:
It suits you
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MDZiRGO:
i heard something about vietnam vets taking drugs during campaign but when they came back to their families they stopped
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MDZiRGO:
that means the strongest drug on earth is love
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UTO0MDN:
It is a nice pink, try not to be too jealous
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UTO0MDN:
Tell that to Barry's sister
0089240☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe Barry never loved her sister and that's why she couldn't stop
0089241☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry doesn't love any of us
0089242☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And this is why everything is Barry's fault
0089243☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And also why she doesn't want to share a joint with Sora and me
0089244☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And especially why she refuses to buy Saudi bro his cologne
0089245☇+×
JWMwkTN:
sorry leaf copium is stronger than love
0089246☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Trust me i had know
0089247☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i need that pink
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JDO2YWO:
u dont deserve that
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JDO2YWO:
swiss i would not share a joint with u
0089250☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i might catch herpes or hiv or aids or whatsoever
0089251☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i would not share a joint with any of u you guys are too grown and has probably put your mouths in things you should not have
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Barry:
Cocaine is not that bad if you're responsible with your consumption
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Barry:
It's not like one and done addiction like the things I listed above
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Barry:
Just like a right place right time kinda thing
0089255☇+×
Barry:
Leaf a lot of Vietnam vets didn't quit when they came home
0089256☇+×
Barry:
Most didn't as far as I know, and now we have 70 year old homeless fentanyl addicts on the streets
0089257☇+×
Barry:
They used a lot of heroin in Vietnam
0089258☇+×
Barry:
It actually created entire generations of drug addicts. Wild to think about
0089259☇+×
Barry:
Meth is also bad I forgot to list that. It's very chilling to be around someone in the throes of that situation
0089260☇+×
Barry:
Well Saudi bro listed it I'm sorry
0089261☇+×
Barry:
But something about meth addicts is very scary to me. Maybe stemming from the time my sister told me she thought she had birds and fish living in her bloodstream idk
0089262☇+×
Barry:
While she was trying to assemble a piece of furniture and became fixated on one bolt
0089263☇+×
Barry:
I have stories for days about that time, everyone tried so hard to help that fucking idiot lol
0089264☇+×
JDO2YWO:
hello everypony i just got a navel piercing
0089265☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i too want birds and fish living in my bloodstream
0089266☇+×
JDO2YWO:
did she finally quit?
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NzYhhTM:
Oh no no sora
0089268☇+×
NzYhhTM:
We all wish
0089269☇+×
NzYhhTM:
Also why did you have to announce you have gotten a piercing
0089270☇+×
NzYhhTM:
Smh
0089271☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is a coke head confirmed
0089272☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Honestly it explains SO MUCH
0089273☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why the navel piercing? Why do girls think it's so cool to get?
0089274☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I remember I had a crush on a Mormon girl in high school and she showed me her navel piercing
0089275☇+×
MDZiRGO:
why would there be a mormon in swissland
0089276☇+×
MDZiRGO:
the only two places a girl should get a piercing is on the ears or the belly button
0089277☇+×
MDZiRGO:
anywhere else looks horrible especially the nose
0089278☇+×
MDZiRGO:
why do cute girls want to look like cows. ruins their whole look
0089279☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The are Mormons all over the world
0089280☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you think is the point of their missionaries?
0089281☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also very rude Sora! You're the one who would give me hiv, herpes or any other vile virus you might have!
0089282☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe you should do coke and end up like Barry's sister
0089283☇+×
JDO2YWO:
why cant i announce it
0089284☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i will announce anything i want smh
0089285☇+×
JDO2YWO:
idk but we r going to the beach soon and i think it would look supr cool so i got it
0089286☇+×
JDO2YWO:
septums smell bad and doesnt look good on everyone i agree
0089287☇+×
JDO2YWO:
anyone who has it is either an enby lesbian blue haired woman or a soyboy dildo fucker
0089288☇+×
JDO2YWO:
swiss u have aids
0089289☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your face has aids
0089290☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys I have to confess that Barry assaulted me
0089291☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She said and I quote "I bet your Swiss girls don't have these cannons"
0089292☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She also said "I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I fing own you"
0089293☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She said more stuff but ended it with "You think anyone would ever believe you?"
0089294☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will be suing
0089295☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Here's a photo of Barry as she was saying all of that
0089296☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/001349.jpeg
0089297☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I am expecting you all to defend my honor
0089298☇+×
YzNkVTM:
Barry didn't look like a politician on instagram tbh
0089299☇+×
YzNkVTM:
Looks like an imposter
0089300☇+×
YzNkVTM:
I expect leaf to do the needful tbh fam
0089301☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is an indian jamboy confirmed
0089302☇+×
MDZiRGO:
why do you expect me to be an indian ass kisser
0089303☇+×
Barry:
What the hell are you talking about Swiss
0089304☇+×
hjN2cjZ:
i need to get something off my chest
0089305☇+×
hjN2cjZ:
i just finished in my cat
0089306☇+×
JDO2YWO:
its swede with a vpn
0089307☇+×
JDO2YWO:
knew it
0089308☇+×
JDO2YWO:
disappointed but not surprised
0089309☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Maybe he meant car
0089310☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Maybe bro was gooning in his car in a stop light or something
0089311☇+×
JWMwkTN:
To pass time
0089312☇+×
JDO2YWO:
no
0089313☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know exactly what I'm talking about Barry
0089314☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think it's leaf, that sounds like something a jamboy would say
0089315☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If it's Saudi bros car theory, maybe he finished a race in his car?
0089316☇+×
UWZlRWM:
Yeah but i cant see someone not finishing in their car
0089317☇+×
UWZlRWM:
Like no one is going to finish on feet right
0089318☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I donno, maybe he usually finish on his bike and finally finished in his car?
0089319☇+×
BumFarto:
Swiss just typed out some gay ass fanfiction about him getting raped and then posted some femdom pic he wanks off to
0089320☇+×
BumFarto:
What did he expect us to say I don't know
0089321☇+×
JDO2YWO:
Lmfao
0089322☇+×
kTOiRWM:
Swede did the needful
0089323☇+×
kTOiRWM:
It took longer than it should have
0089324☇+×
kTOiRWM:
But we did it thank you swede
0089325☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow Swede, victim blaming? Really in our lords year of 2026?
0089326☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you considered checking your privilege and doing the work on your bigotry?
0089327☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shame on all of you for not defending my honor
0089328☇+×
UTO0MDN:
At least now I know who my true friends are
0089329☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Spoiler alert it's none of you!
0089330☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also it seems none of you keep up with current events, especially the funny ones, smh
0089331☇+×
MjYhRDZ:
i had rather not read the news my life is depresing enough
0089332☇+×
UTO0MDN:
>he's not depressionmaxxing in 2026
0089333☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Who benefits
0089334☇+×
BumFarto:
What is this "needful" I did Saudi?
0089335☇+×
BumFarto:
OH now I know what you're referring to Swissy
0089336☇+×
JWMwkTN:
What matters is that you did it
0089337☇+×
JWMwkTN:
So thank you for that
0089338☇+×
Barry:
Stop for a second guys
0089339☇+×
Barry:
And appreciate that hantavirus has arrived in Switzerland
0089340☇+×
Barry:
Jk it's actually scary and I will go to hell for that joke
0089341☇+×
Barry:
And many other things
0089342☇+×
Barry:
Also stop talking about finishing you sound like weird fat old men it's really gross to read
0089343☇+×
Barry:
Grow the heck up, alright? Gosh
0089344☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think half this chat (leaf, Saudi and Swede) is safe from the hantavirus
0089345☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because getting infected required physical human contact
0089346☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what the fuck is the hantavirus
0089347☇+×
JDO2YWO:
did my people do this again
0089348☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i had nothing to do with this
0089349☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It seems like it originated from Argentina on a cruise ship
0089350☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They were supposed to dock in South Africa I think but South Africa told them to get fucked
0089351☇+×
UTO0MDN:
France cucked and said they could dock there
0089352☇+×
UTO0MDN:
People got off the boat and started apparently spreading the virus
0089353☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is obviously Barry's fault
0089354☇+×
JWMwkTN:
barry you sounds like the type of person who wouldn't laugh when they hear trouser snake
0089355☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Smh my head
0089356☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Listen swiss i have human contact (handshake) with people (men)
0089357☇+×
JWMwkTN:
If course it was your fault sora you and barry destroying the planet smh my head
0089358☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Of*
0089359☇+×
dTYjJGN:
france didn't quarantine them? what a stupid country
0089360☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i like this colour
0089361☇+×
JDO2YWO:
you dont deserve that colour
0089362☇+×
JDO2YWO:
dont talk
0089363☇+×
JDO2YWO:
its pissing me off
0089364☇+×
JDO2YWO:
why am i piss yellow
0089365☇+×
JDO2YWO:
too much piss for today
0089366☇+×
JDO2YWO:
bye
0089367☇+×
hDZyMjM:
Trouser snake is funny but some other words weird me out idk why
0089368☇+×
hDZyMjM:
But with the boat thing... haven't we seen this before? Hmm
0089369☇+×
hDZyMjM:
It was from a couple who went bird watching and visited a landfill (?)
0089370☇+×
hDZyMjM:
In Argentina
0089371☇+×
hDZyMjM:
I guess you could birdwatch at a landfill but word is the couple were both drs if I'm not mistaken
0089372☇+×
hDZyMjM:
Dr's could go anywhere in the world to birdwatch and these two chose a landfill? Kinda suspicious
0089373☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Plot twist, it was Barry bird watching on a landfill in Argentina
0089374☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089375☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway, I didn't get the vax so I should be fine
0089376☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sigh, the world has been so corrupted I can say those words without any irony
0089377☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Sora stop try to have the same color as Swede and me, it's kinda creepy ngl
0089378☇+×
BumFarto:
I didn't get the vax either
0089379☇+×
BumFarto:
Who here did? I want to know so I can bully you
0089380☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Did you not go through quarantine in sweden smh
0089381☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Or is it that your viking blood is immune to covid
0089382☇+×
BumFarto:
No we didn't
0089383☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A rare based moment for Swede
0089384☇+×
JDO2YWO:
wtf...
0089385☇+×
JDO2YWO:
that is the ugliest colour ever
0089386☇+×
JDO2YWO:
why would i want the same one
0089387☇+×
JDO2YWO:
smh
0089388☇+×
Barry:
Sora stop obsessing over the colors please in detracts from the conversation
0089389☇+×
Barry:
If I had been birdwatching the landfill I'd be dead.. clearly
0089390☇+×
Barry:
I'm also vax free sooo.. accelerate?
0089391☇+×
Barry:
Do we want a two class world?
0089392☇+×
Barry:
Swiss also my lunch break is m-f about 2:30 so if you can make that work for your plan I think now is the time to coordinate
0089393☇+×
Barry:
2:30 pst. Idk what weird time you're on
0089394☇+×
Barry:
Or maybe not? With Santa virus going around there might be heightened fed behavior on your 4chan
0089395☇+×
YmYykjY:
yes ma'am 🫡
0089396☇+×
YmYykjY:
im vaccinated...
0089397☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Bless your heart
0089398☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hanta is spreading
0089399☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What ya gonna do when hanta comes for you?
0089400☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if aliens come but they die of hanta virus
0089401☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which causes an incident that leads to an intergalactic wars
0089402☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Just ate the greasiest burger like damn i don't feel ight
0089403☇+×
YmYykjY:
i was so drunk last night i messaged all my friends some absolute bullshit
0089404☇+×
YmYykjY:
i am never drinking again
0089405☇+×
YmYykjY:
huge lie btw
0089406☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
They all say that
0089407☇+×
dTYjJGN:
imagine dying because of something called "hanta"
0089408☇+×
Barry:
Vaxxed huh...
0089409☇+×
Barry:
As Swiss said... bless your heart
0089410☇+×
Barry:
Literally, may god protect your physical heart
0089411☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
God protects me from you ma'am
0089412☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is the devil confirmed
0089413☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you can't handle the banta, you won't handle the hanta
0089414☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys what a lazy Saturday
0089415☇+×
Barry:
Excuse me Saudi I thought we were friends
0089416☇+×
Barry:
You better hope for protection from god should we ever meet
0089417☇+×
Barry:
You're just pissy because you got the vax too and you don't know what the long term effects will be
0089418☇+×
Barry:
Pure bloods unite
0089419☇+×
Barry:
I will never bend the knee. Fuuuuuuck that
0089420☇+×
Barry:
I don't even get my pets vaccinated
0089421☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Imagine being a mud blood, the disgrace
0089422☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's because you didn't buy him the cologne Barry
0089423☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He took it very personally
0089424☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So which of you are mud bloods?
0089425☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Be honest, we won't judge you
0089426☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Much
0089427☇+×
dTZ5UWO:
jdjdjjw dsjoos sndjd dskdkskdsm sjksds d skdals smlslld s
0089428☇+×
dTZ5UWO:
h
0089429☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Yesh i hate jewd
0089430☇+×
Barry:
That gibberish was very annoying
0089431☇+×
Barry:
I will buy him the cologne. I've already said I will. He's my sweet boy
0089432☇+×
Barry:
Swiss I do think a lot of people were given a placebo vax, that's why so many have had no adverse reactions
0089433☇+×
Barry:
But the ones that actually got the real thing suffered a lot
0089434☇+×
Barry:
That's how they call us crazy, like look guys MOST people are fine just get jabbed goys
0089435☇+×
Barry:
Fuck shots
0089436☇+×
Barry:
I think that's one thing Swiss and I can unite on
0089437☇+×
Barry:
That being said, Saudi I don't think you should be wearing cologne, due to the endocrine disruptions
0089438☇+×
Barry:
Just rub sage on your nethers and such
0089439☇+×
QzMmRTN:
too late already bought the cologne and wearing on almost daily basis
0089440☇+×
QzMmRTN:
I wish i was doing it sooner
0089441☇+×
QzMmRTN:
I have still to get comments from women like you said
0089442☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Women dont care about my smell, i only do it to feel better about myself
0089443☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Or do i have to put on something softer?
0089444☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Dunno anyway i having a good time and no regrets
0089445☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hate most colognes and perfumes, they smell so unnnatural like cancer
0089446☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They're so expensive and the cheap ones give me headaches
0089447☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And ironically I find people who wear colognes are using it to mask how bad they naturally smell
0089448☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There was this low class dude who thought his cologne masked his body oder but it just made it worse
0089449☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel the same about women who wear parfum
0089450☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wear perfume is admitting you smell bad
0089451☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wearing make up is admitting you are ugly
0089452☇+×
kjZ4gzM:
Swiss spettin
0089453☇+×
JDO2YWO:
whatever you do or not do you will always be considered ugly anyway so f that
0089454☇+×
kjZ4gzM:
Yeah definitely
0089455☇+×
BumFarto:
I'm glad everyone on Laus can finally agree on something
0089456☇+×
BumFarto:
That shit is disgusting
0089457☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what is
0089458☇+×
JDO2YWO:
jews, perfume, or vaccination?
0089459☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe all of the above?
0089460☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0089461☇+×
dTYjJGN:
anytime i get a whiff of a strong perfume i get a small upset stomach
0089462☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i wouldn't say wearing makeup admits your ugly but it does admit you're insecure
0089463☇+×
dTYjJGN:
its the reason men don't wear makeup, the vanity would be obscene to other men
0089464☇+×
dTYjJGN:
and when they do wear it its preformative
0089465☇+×
dTYjJGN:
like you ever notice if a guy wears nail polish its always black? they just want to make themselves feel special without putting in effort
0089466☇+×
dTYjJGN:
most boring type of person
0089467☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I agree
0089468☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So how does that fact that alien cat girls are real and have been disclosed by the US government?
0089469☇+×
BumFarto:
Guys wearing nail polish, rings, makeup dresses whateverl... ugh
0089470☇+×
BumFarto:
I'm not even inherently against it but it's the type of person
0089471☇+×
BumFarto:
I'd never wear rings even if they look good I wouldn't want people to think I'm "one of those" guys
0089472☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/446904.png
0089473☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/446970.jpeg
0089474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to discuss this
0089475☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also what do you mean by "one of those" guys? If you mean gay?
0089476☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because if so you are absolutely "one of those" guys
0089477☇+×
JDO2YWO:
do you exclude married men swede
0089478☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, he loves sleeping with married men
0089479☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thry don't call him the swedish home wrecker for nothing
0089480☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway I'll leave you guys to think about the implications of alien cat girls and we'll discuss tomorrow
0089481☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i knew it
0089482☇+×
BumFarto:
YOU are one of those guys Swiss
0089483☇+×
QzMmRTN:
What if elon musk said he is a cat girl
0089484☇+×
QzMmRTN:
What are the implications of that
0089485☇+×
QzMmRTN:
I actually don't care
0089486☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede that's totally what "one of those" guys would say/project/deflect
0089487☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Elon musk wants to meet an alien cat girl but his barrel chest gives them the ick
0089488☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Everyone is suspiciously silent
0089489☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Too busy trying to get abducted by alien cat girls I guess
0089490☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm sure Swede wants an alien dog boy because he's "one of those" guys, if you know what I mean
0089491☇+×
kzY4UzN:
i caught swede playing furry con games on roblox once or twice
0089492☇+×
kzY4UzN:
omg yes im lilac
0089493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is a furry confirmed
0089494☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089495☇+×
BumFarto:
no you didn't nigger
0089496☇+×
kzY4UzN:
yes i did nigger
0089497☇+×
dTYjJGN:
cat girls don't make sense to me
0089498☇+×
dTYjJGN:
where are their ears? do they have two pairs or what
0089499☇+×
dTYjJGN:
shave their hair off and the skull will look weird, its bad design
0089500☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They don't have human ears duh
0089501☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you seen a cats skull?
0089502☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'm gonna have to take Sora's word on this until Swede can prove otherwise
0089503☇+×
Barry:
lol
0089504☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She lives
0089505☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And she lols
0089506☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then she leaves
0089507☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But she never loves
0089508☇+×
Barry:
I love
0089509☇+×
Barry:
I love you and every single one of you here
0089510☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
Love is gake and gay i dont believe in love
0089511☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
https://tenor.com/wssd.gif
0089512☇+×
dTYjJGN:
Love is gake indeed
0089513☇+×
Barry:
Pretty much everything is gake and gay these days
0089514☇+×
Barry:
But love is real
0089515☇+×
Barry:
Romantic love is fake and gay but real human love is special
0089516☇+×
Barry:
Like for instance, I saw my childhood best friend at the farmers market the other day
0089517☇+×
Barry:
I don't think I've seen her for at least 7 years
0089518☇+×
Barry:
We both just cried and hugged
0089519☇+×
Barry:
We've kept in touch but because we have kids we never connected. And kids bring an entirely different experience of love
0089520☇+×
Barry:
The love you feel for your own child or that of your own blood is also different
0089521☇+×
Barry:
But ya know keep being apathetic and exit society quietly you fucking retards
0089522☇+×
YmM2IWM:
Wow Barry, that last line is very anti love
0089523☇+×
YmM2IWM:
It full subverted everything you said before
0089524☇+×
YmM2IWM:
Now I believe that love is gake and it's all your fault
0089525☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
https://tenor.com/dO2mNZFTVPG.gif
0089526☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/666999.png - >abducts you
0089527☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How do you respond?
0089528☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also that's one hell of of a link number...
0089529☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Lol
0089530☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Thats weak swiss add more fur
0089531☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Cats movie type shit
0089532☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, the disclosed file says they don't have fur and furries a gake and kay
0089533☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Then its bs
0089534☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
0089535☇+×
R2N0gzY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
0089536☇+×
Barry:
Last line was sarcasm. I'm sorry your autistic ass doesn't comprehend that kind of thing
0089537☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
gake a gay
0089538☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think you were being sarcastic at all
0089539☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We all know you were telling us exactly how you feel
0089540☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089541☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I think Saudi bro might be trying to come out of the closet?
0089542☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He wants to "gake a gay", I'll let you use your imagination to figure out what that means
0089543☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i don't want to imagine, thats fake and gay
0089544☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You will imagine!
0089545☇+×
kzY4UzN:
just saying hi because i like this colour !
0089546☇+×
Barry:
If you heard my speaking voice you'd get it I think. Maybe that's my problem here
0089547☇+×
Barry:
I don't really know what to say anymore to anyone about anything
0089548☇+×
Barry:
Maybe I should say nothing to everything?
0089549☇+×
Barry:
Is there any "thing" else I should think about?
0089550☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
Drink tea think later B)
0089551☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry something you can consider saying;
0089552☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The truth
0089553☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Something funny
0089554☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A riveting story
0089555☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Something educational
0089556☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or something witty
0089557☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That applies for all of you
0089558☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Especially leaf, he has the personality of the color grey
0089559☇+×
dTYjJGN:
What could be said does not need to be spoken
0089560☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's write, it needs to be typed out
0089561☇+×
dTYjJGN:
silence is the most profound dialogue
0089562☇+×
dTYjJGN:
amen
0089563☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok boomer
0089564☇+×
hDOxcjY:
hmmmmm
0089565☇+×
Barry:
Why is he humming
0089566☇+×
Barry:
Swiss don't act like I didn't educate you on liquefaction the other day quit playing with me
0089567☇+×
Barry:
I'm witty as fuck do you think I'm about to waste that here?
0089568☇+×
Barry:
And I don't lie. On my dead momma
0089569☇+×
Barry:
A bunch of people got fired from my job yesterday guys and they warned everyone that we can be subpoenaed for our personal devices
0089570☇+×
Barry:
And I'm not careful on teams
0089571☇+×
Barry:
So I'm here with my hand on my heart to declare, Swiss is without a doubt 100% gay. Take that
0089572☇+×
Barry:
Maybe 90% gay, sometimes he pull through with a fatherly instinct but he should be fired based on his gayness alone
0089573☇+×
Barry:
He's waiting patiently for his [subpenis]
0089574☇+×
kzY4UzN:
i cant wait until im old enough to understand what u boomers r saying
0089575☇+×
Barry:
No you can wait. Enjoy your youth
0089576☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
I just bought mint i think better than what i bought before
0089577☇+×
Barry:
Like a plant?
0089578☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Like mint leafs i put in hot water and drink it
0089579☇+×
dTYjJGN:
how could you drink my fellow leafs
0089580☇+×
dTYjJGN:
you have made an enemy out of me saudi
0089581☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
It makes my breath smell better i recommend it
0089582☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro puts leaf in his mouth confirmed
0089583☇+×
Barry:
I just found out the bandidos are in Denmark
0089584☇+×
Barry:
The idea of a danish biker gang is very funny to me
0089585☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sora, why do Koreans hate Philippinos?
0089586☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Someone for the love of God say something interesting please!
0089587☇+×
UWO1UWY:
Everything is boring dunno what to say swiss
0089588☇+×
dTYjJGN:
the sun is turning me african
0089589☇+×
dTYjJGN:
fading.blue/u/230967
0089590☇+×
dTYjJGN:
koreans are the most condescending people on earth
0089591☇+×
Barry:
But also the most handsome
0089592☇+×
Barry:
Leaf that's happening to you because you are Japanese
0089593☇+×
BumFarto:
YUCK Barry
0089594☇+×
BumFarto:
Also Leaf that's an insane tan
0089595☇+×
kzYkRzY:
wait i actually really like tea
0089596☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is ganguro confirmed
0089597☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Other American is British confirmed
0089598☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If Korean men are so handsome then why do Korean women hate them? 🤔
0089599☇+×
IDOwYDZ:
Because they are competing with them in beauty no homo
0089600☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you saying Korean women are haters?
0089601☇+×
Barry:
Why would I know the answer to that?
0089602☇+×
Barry:
I know I find Korean men to be very beautiful
0089603☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry has yellow fever confirmed!
0089604☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro, that's why she absolutely refused to buy you the cologne, because you're not Asian
0089605☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0089606☇+×
Barry:
I keep no secrets
0089607☇+×
Barry:
About myself *
0089608☇+×
Barry:
And the yellow fever was confirmed years ago btw
0089609☇+×
Barry:
Retard
0089610☇+×
Barry:
You've been here before. How do you not remember stuff dude?
0089611☇+×
Barry:
I'm actually concerned you have early onset symptoms of dementia
0089612☇+×
Barry:
You can't possibly know THAT many people and recall nothing from your meeting or conversations
0089613☇+×
Barry:
To act as fucking dumb as you do
0089614☇+×
Barry:
🤔
0089615☇+×
Barry:
Baka
0089616☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you crashing out to distract from your blatant racism towards non Asians?
0089617☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And also how rude!
0089618☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think it's because of you that Sora has abandoned us
0089619☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That and Swede's non stop racism towards her
0089620☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shake my smh
0089621☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Nah rich kid soranis out there enjoying summer unlike the wagslaves such as you and barry
0089622☇+×
UWY2cDN:
sora is*
0089623☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Saudi Arabia is technical in asia smh racists barry
0089624☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Why did you catche the yellow fever barry?
0089625☇+×
UWY2cDN:
I thought i had a yellow fever when i ised to simp to brenda song
0089626☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Then i realized it was that i for some reason like airheads
0089627☇+×
UWY2cDN:
I liked ariana grande too even when she turned black
0089628☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Lol
0089629☇+×
UWY2cDN:
I no longer simp to women because Im a volcel
0089630☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Anyway have a good time making fun of me no hard feelings
0089631☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Also who was that who said they liked tea
0089632☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Very based statement
0089633☇+×
JGM5cDM:
You know what, I'm gonna go full Soranis and try and enjoy my summer
0089634☇+×
JGM5cDM:
I have no idea who Brenda song is but I can understand having a crush on Ariana grande even though she's an awful person
0089635☇+×
JGM5cDM:
Saudi Arabia is the "wrong" kind of Asian
0089636☇+×
JGM5cDM:
All Asians are equal but some Asians are more Asian than others
0089637☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Brenda song is probably a hapa she was an actor in suite life of zack and cody she was the rich and dumb girl also she was in the interview movie she was
0089638☇+×
UWY2cDN:
The gf of Zuckerbergs partner
0089639☇+×
UWY2cDN:
she had a psycho moment in that movie
0089640☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Also why is ariana an awful person? did she eat babies or something?
0089641☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh wow, the Disney channel is everywhere it seems
0089642☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She licked a donut and put it back on the shelf
0089643☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think you should fuck around with other peoples food
0089644☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/376372.gif
0089645☇+×
UWY2cDN:
She can drink tea and then spit it in my mouth
0089646☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Sorry, i got carried there
0089647☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Also you know that adds to the airhead fetish of mine
0089648☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Ngl swiss i didn't believe that gif until i actually googled i didn't know she was silly even ilr
0089649☇+×
UWY2cDN:
I remember her instagram account when i was a simp it was boring like some teenager
0089650☇+×
UWY2cDN:
She was probably the only girl i actually put as a wallpaper on my blackberry lmao
0089651☇+×
UWY2cDN:
That was dumb and if i got cought it wouldbl have been ugly
0089652☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Arianna mouth tea flavor was something I never expected
0089653☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So how did arianna break your heart so badly you've turn your back on all women
0089654☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to know
0089655☇+×
UWO1UWY:
Lmao i just stopped being a simp, simpping to women and hoping she won't get a boyfriend is super cringe
0089656☇+×
Barry:
Yeah
0089657☇+×
Barry:
Gong yoo could spit in my mouth
0089658☇+×
lzMhJWY:
im inlove with my hb i cant do ts anymore this is excruciating
0089659☇+×
lzMhJWY:
im going insane
0089660☇+×
BumFarto:
Best of luck to you random leaf
0089661☇+×
UWO1UWY:
tf is hb
0089662☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hot bitch
0089663☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or homo bro
0089664☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Take your pick
0089665☇+×
dTMmRzM:
it means "homeboy" or guy friend
0089666☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Homeboy, homo bro, same difference
0089667☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So you guys keep a boy at home for reasons?
0089668☇+×
UWY2cDN:
I knew it was gay smh
0089669☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Also there are no girls in the internet
0089670☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Sora is 30yo roblox pedo
0089671☇+×
UWY2cDN:
And barry is a drug dealer redneck
0089672☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Probably a stoner
0089673☇+×
UWY2cDN:
Factually even
0089674☇+×
UTO0MDN:
True facts
0089675☇+×
dTMmRzM:
sigh
0089676☇+×
dTMmRzM:
you got me FUCK!
0089677☇+×
UWO1UWY:
Stop trying to groom swede
0089678☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Nothing gets past me!
0089679☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They're grooming each other
0089680☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It would be a funny manga, two boomer old men pretending to be kids on Roblox who end up grooming each other
0089681☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They fall in love with each other and when they finally go to molest each other it gets super awkward
0089682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They both jump off the hotel roof together holding hands
0089683☇+×
UWO1UWY:
Lmao
0089684☇+×
dTMmRzM:
i know you guys touch each other
0089685☇+×
UWO1UWY:
False
0089686☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I touch everyone's heart
0089687☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Except Barry because she has no heart
0089688☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
you touch everyone period
0089689☇+×
kDOmNWZ:
projecting
0089690☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i love getting touched
0089691☇+×
BumFarto:
Saudi bro and Swiss...
0089692☇+×
BumFarto:
#Swiudi
0089693☇+×
kDOmNWZ:
shut up bumfarto
0089694☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm a very touching person
0089695☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can ask your moms ;)
0089696☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also everyone is posting on the weekend? I thought feds too breaks on the weekends
0089697☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Unless you guys are working over time on an op...
0089698☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very sus
0089699☇+×
FmZ3UDZ:
Super sus
0089700☇+×
kDOmNWZ:
You know that overtime could help little timmy get his new nintendo switch
0089701☇+×
kDOmNWZ:
Whats sus is you changing colors
0089702☇+×
kDOmNWZ:
Next time you are gonna out yourself as a cat girl
0089703☇+×
kDOmNWZ:
If you are a cat girl can you show me your flying saucer
0089704☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I was outside and didn't turn on ny vpn!
0089705☇+×
UTO0MDN:
My girlfriend is an intergalactic catgirl would be a fun manga
0089706☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry you need to fund me so I can get these mangas published
0089707☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you're nice I might even let you have a slice of the net profits
0089708☇+×
djNjhzM:
i hate pizza
0089709☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I have called the Italian police, you will be deported shortly, please pack your bags and stand by
0089710☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Looks like the feds are taking the long weekend
0089711☇+×
UWO1UWY:
Hello yourbeans and asians its eid holiday period
0089712☇+×
UWO1UWY:
So im vibing
0089713☇+×
Barry:
Why would I fund you for anything you're extremely rude
0089714☇+×
JTO1gDZ:
So you could be nice for once in your life!
0089715☇+×
JTO1gDZ:
Gosh!
0089716☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was a holiday here too yesterday
0089717☇+×
BumFarto:
I think Swiss should get double the funds as compensation for the rudeness
It's made national news now it's actually very concerning
0089725☇+×
Barry:
They've been looking for the same 9 missing people all day idk if that means they melted or what. Very sad
0089726☇+×
NzY3YmZ:
Awful glad you are okay
0089727☇+×
Barry:
Thanks buddy there was no real danger to the actual town I don't think
0089728☇+×
Barry:
Minus whatever is going into our water now. I just feel horrible for the families
0089729☇+×
Barry:
Even people here don't know how many people actually died. It's a huge mill and they have a bunch of those chemical containers in god knows what condition
0089730☇+×
Barry:
With god knows what chemicals are contained
0089731☇+×
Barry:
It was like pulling teeth for them to even tell us what was in this one. The explosion happened at about 7:30 am and it was 1 pm before we knew it was called "white liquor"
0089732☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
no but he thinks im just playing hard to get
0089733☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i dont know how to properly "reject" without sounding too hostile or full of myself
0089734☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i think hes cute but i dont like where this is going
0089735☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i cant do relationships it irks me
0089736☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
and i dont wanna be like oh i like you but blablabla
0089737☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
thats horrible barry im glad ur alive
0089738☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
its probably swiss' fault:/
0089739☇+×
Barry:
It really was just a localized event but it's a huge deal
0089740☇+×
Barry:
What's making me (selfishly) angry is the fucking retards that they're putting in front of the cameras
0089741☇+×
Barry:
When I know god damned well and have spoken to far more well versed people in this town
0089742☇+×
Barry:
This is a conspiracy far too close to me and my tummy hurts about it
0089743☇+×
Barry:
Idk if you guys have been following the garden grove incident but they made everyone feel like it was ok and that's Southern California like 1000 miles from me
0089744☇+×
Barry:
This thing happened about a mile from me as a crow flies
0089745☇+×
Barry:
Like people are melted under burnt chemicals. I pray to god it was quick for them and they didn't suffer. It's a fucking shame
0089746☇+×
Barry:
West coast America is fucked I guess
0089747☇+×
Barry:
Damn
0089748☇+×
BumFarto:
Lol Saudi I knew what gif it was before I opened it
0089749☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow they knew that shit was gonna blow for days and they still let people work near it
0089750☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I guess the S in USA really stands for slaves
0089751☇+×
UTO0MDN:
May those poor souls rest in piece
0089752☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And the chemicals in the silo were precursors for making resin
0089753☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Sora is gonna be forever alone
0089754☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very sad, many such cases
0089755☇+×
NzY3YmZ:
You know some times i can't help but sip tea and laugh Lol
0089756☇+×
NzY3YmZ:
don't be a femcel sora smh
0089757☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Rest in peace*
0089758☇+×
Barry:
I think this might start happening all over America, a lot of these mills were built around the same time
0089759☇+×
Barry:
And that's what's fucked up, I'm certain that the people who work near those tanks report to someone when something looks awry and it clearly just gets ignored
0089760☇+×
Barry:
Generally speaking, things like that don't *just* happen
0089761☇+×
Barry:
And my town is relatively small, one of the guys who went on the news was clearly shaken. Could be that one or more of his friends are stuck under that goo on the ground
0089762☇+×
Barry:
Swiss in this case the chemical is used for paper making. I live in paper town usa
0089763☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also now Saudi bro has my color too?!
0089764☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh damn two tanks exploded at the same time
0089765☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What are the chances?
0089766☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The garden grove tank had the resin chemicals
0089767☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The one near you was full of lye
0089768☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So everyone that got swept up in it probably got dissolved
0089769☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why did you do it Barry?
0089770☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I think Sora got friendzoned by the dude and she's trying to spin it as her not wanting to be in a relationship
0089771☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Kinda like sour grapes
0089772☇+×
Barry:
Garden grove didn't blow up they contained it then Washington state was like hold my beer
0089773☇+×
Barry:
It's just surreal it's hard to fathom something like this happening in my little town
0089774☇+×
Barry:
The first guy they identified as deceased is married to a lady who works at my credit union
0089775☇+×
Barry:
Fuck dudes fish are already dying from the leaking
0089776☇+×
Barry:
God fucking dammit I don't wanna move I love my house
0089777☇+×
Barry:
There was a thing earlier online, a mom and dad had two sons working in the mill who they haven't heard from and they aren't being told anything
0089778☇+×
Barry:
This is the problem with selling companies to other countries. Japan could give a fuck what happened here yesterday or about the people still missing
Also if it wasn't Barry it could be the serial killer leaf
0089784☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You aren't far from Canada after all
0089785☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And Canadians are famous for their war crimes
0089786☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And their sociopathy and psychopathy. They try to mask it and deflect it by saying sorry all the time but it ain't fooling me!
0089787☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Canadians I'm on to you and you are all on notice
0089788☇+×
Barry:
I don't hate Japan or the Japanese, I dont think you read what I said
0089789☇+×
Barry:
They had a few executives in town for a while when I worked at a ups store, they were always kind but I think it's impossible to care about a company's employees when you're so far removed from the community
0089790☇+×
Barry:
I'm sorry Swiss I just can't joke about it. People I may know are dead because they went to work
0089792☇+×
Barry:
I just talked to the gas station lady
0089793☇+×
Barry:
She sees a lot of these mill workers and also the corner store employees are unironically the best source of information in towns like this
0089794☇+×
Barry:
She said the people who are missing are physically gone, like we're lucky if we find bones because of how corrosive white liquor is
0089795☇+×
Barry:
I couldn't imagine. There was a clip of parents who have TWO sons missing from the thing
0089796☇+×
Barry:
I hope my son chooses a comfy career
0089797☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's not white liqueur, it's lye
0089798☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway may those people rest in peace
0089799☇+×
Barry:
Lye is used to make it as far as I know but it's white liquor
0089800☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They can sue the mill now
0089801☇+×
Barry:
I happen they fucking sue the shit out of them
0089802☇+×
Barry:
Hope*
0089803☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also the world ends in 2029 so your son doesn't need a career
0089804☇+×
Barry:
That's at least 20 wrongful death suits
0089805☇+×
Barry:
Yay it's only a few years away
0089806☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did the mill hire any Indians recently?
0089807☇+×
Barry:
Not that I know of
0089808☇+×
Barry:
The Indians that move here are wealthy and they own... corner stores
0089809☇+×
UTO0MDN:
"Wealthy"
0089810☇+×
Barry:
Not hard workers
0089811☇+×
Barry:
Yes wealthy I've done notaries for them regarding property transactions and such
0089812☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Uh huh
0089813☇+×
Barry:
Well idk where to go with that
0089814☇+×
Barry:
But the epa is in town now and idk if our drinking water is good anymore
0089815☇+×
Barry:
We have plenty of creeks and rivers that flow into the Columbia I'm sure it won't last
0089816☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Buy bottled water I guess
0089817☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sue the mill for emotional damages and give me half the pay out
0089818☇+×
Barry:
I could I guess
0089819☇+×
Barry:
It's seriously taking up so much mind space and I'm so sad
0089820☇+×
Barry:
I took today off
0089821☇+×
Barry:
This has consumed me since I found out about it
0089822☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thoughts and prayers Barry
0089823☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though you're always mean to me
0089824☇+×
Barry:
Thanks for that and thanks gor tolerating my mania
0089825☇+×
Barry:
I bought 5 cases of bottled water
0089826☇+×
Barry:
Hopefully that will carry us through the initial panic once my neighborhood realizes there's a highly corrosive material in our groundwater
0089827☇+×
Barry:
I hate that I'm like this
0089828☇+×
Barry:
I just drove past site and it smells like straight boiled peeled eggs
0089829☇+×
Barry:
I'll take a pic in a few when I go back by
0089830☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's interesting how no one else in this chat sent their thoughts and prayers
0089831☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now you really know how the others feel about you Barry
0089832☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0089833☇+×
QmMhFzN:
And to the rest of the chat, why do you hate Barry?
0089834☇+×
Barry:
So far they have only been able to safely collect 23 dead fish but there's a bunch more
0089835☇+×
Barry:
I don't think I bought enough bottled water. It leaked into the slough ditches right on top of our city water source
0089836☇+×
Barry:
I feel like the whole ordeal is gonna become a much bigger deal than they're saying. How do you completely remove such a caustic chemical?
0089837☇+×
Barry:
I don't think it can be done, it seems like they're just diluting it as much as possible
0089838☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow Barry the rest of the chat choose to remain silent
0089839☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If I were you I would be deeply offended and maybe even a bit hurt
0089840☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No one else wanted to send you their thoughts and prayers
0089841☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#brutal
0089842☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You add acid duh
0089843☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They need to pour a lot of vinegar and lemon juice on it
0089844☇+×
Barry:
I'm not offended or hurt
0089845☇+×
Barry:
There were big containers of some kind of liquid on the grass outside earlier today I just don't know what
0089846☇+×
Barry:
They're pulling water from the lake to flush into the sloughs. I think this is very very bad
0089847☇+×
Barry:
Aside from people dying obviously
0089848☇+×
Barry:
They keep saying the tap water is fine but when I'm outside I see a huge industrial panic to clean the water I just don't trust any of it
0089849☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you're not offended or hurt that means you never really cared about the others
0089850☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is everyone one here except me some kind of sociopath?
0089851☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would get out of there if I were you
0089852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's very clear without any shadow of a doubt that the us gov could not careless about you
0089853☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just like everyone else in this chat except me
0089854☇+×
dTYjJGN:
my cousin is a father to a baby girl
0089855☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Congrats, how does that make you feel?
0089856☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why do you refuse to acknowledge Barry's pain and suffering?
0089857☇+×
Barry:
I'm not in pain or suffering I'm just sad
0089858☇+×
Barry:
Apparently our city water plant has sensors that auto shut off the entire system if a ph spike is detected
0089859☇+×
Barry:
But people who live around town are reporting signs of white liquor in water as far as 4 miles away from the incident
0089860☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Being sad is a form of pain and suffering
0089861☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wouldn't shower or wash my food with the local water for a while
0089862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also you should buy some ph testing strips
0089863☇+×
Barry:
I did I've been testing it a lot so far it's normal
0089864☇+×
Barry:
I think it would take a few more days to soak into the city well it it was going to
0089865☇+×
Barry:
Congratulations on your baby girl cousin leaf I hope you are a good influence on her and teach her how to fight
0089866☇+×
Barry:
And Swiss stop sounding so litigious. I can be sad without blaming everyone around me. That sounds very Jewish
0089867☇+×
Barry:
I am not owed anyone's attention or sympathy. I'm just blabbing because I'm sad. It's fine if nobody has a response
0089868☇+×
Barry:
And also because nobody else around here talks about anything. Jesus Christ guys wake up and get upset about something. Shit sucks everywhere for everyone
0089869☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i am upset my mom grounded me
0089870☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
at my big age
0089871☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What did you do this time?
0089872☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did she catch you grooming on discord or buck breaking Swede or something?
0089873☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes Barry! Be a good goy and let them get away with destroying your home with out any consequences!
0089874☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Making companies responsible for the death and destruction that they cause is very anti semetic! Oy vey!
0089875☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'm genuinely shocked by the lack of empathy, sympathy and compassion the chat had for you
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UTO0MDN:
You guys act like I'm the bad guy
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UTO0MDN:
But y'all just a bunch of sociopaths confirmed
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UTO0MDN:
I'm shaking my head in disappointment at all of you
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UTO0MDN:
And Barry I'm truly sorry you have to live through this tragedy
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UTO0MDN:
Also it's hard for the others to type and leave messages here because their hands are constantly busy at their local glory holes
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dTYjJGN:
Sora poisoned barry's water and cleaned our glory holes
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dTYjJGN:
or something i haven't been paying attention to chat
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dTYjJGN:
can someone give me a tldr i don't want to read all that
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Barry:
Leaf I'm not going over it again just Google Longview wa chemical explosion
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Barry:
Swiss I don't think we're to the point of community lawsuits but I definitely foresee a lot of wrongful death lawsuits at the very least
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Barry:
I'm not at all educated on industrial law but this particular plant has currently a couple of ongoing safety concerns and investigations
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Barry:
So probably something there too
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Barry:
Dept of ecology will have something to say about the dead fish, people who live near sloughs have now been saying baby waterfowl are disappearing
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Barry:
And thank you for that Swiss it means a lot. I love you buddy
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IDOmljM:
23 fish two days ago 2000 dead fish that they know of yesterday
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UTO0MDN:
Don't eat the fish
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UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro and Swede have been suspicious quite
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Barry:
I don't eat ditch fish anyway but we take walks often along them and there's a bunch of turtles and otters and nutria there too
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Barry:
I think all the smaller animals are dying idk about the otters. I'm scared to go look
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Barry:
I'm sorry to talk so much about it I know that's probably why people aren't posting because it's fucking annoying but this is the worst thing I think in my lifetime that's happened locally and it's very surreal
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Barry:
A lady I work with lives near one and she said her husband found two dead adult ducks, and there are no babies anymore I haven't seen one since it all happened
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F2NjR2M:
I mean what do expect me to say, it's a seriously messed up situation, barry is in risk of being because of because of somebody's incompetence, it's sad and i wish barry wasn't in that situation but such is life
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F2NjR2M:
I managed to write this because i took a nap today it kinda rest my mind
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F2NjR2M:
reset*
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F2NjR2M:
in risk of being poisoned*
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F2NjR2M:
Apparently the nap wasnt enough to make me write something comprehensive
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F2NjR2M:
also in the nap i had a dream where i things were zooming out from somekind of a templle or something
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F2NjR2M:
Reverse adventure time opener type shit
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F2NjR2M:
anyway barry stop worrying, you will die of stress instead of dying of poison
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UTO0MDN:
We all know you're behind all of this because she didn't buy you the cologne
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UTO0MDN:
Smh
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EmNwQ2Y:
i blame swiss
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UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
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UTO0MDN:
You never told us why you were grounded
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UTO0MDN:
🤔
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UTO0MDN:
I'm connecting the dots
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UTO0MDN:
Barry said the people responsible were Asian
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UTO0MDN:
You are Asian
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UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/427336.gif
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Barry:
Technically so is Saudi
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Barry:
If anything I'm more anti cologne now. The chemicals they put on and in everything and everyone these days are scary
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Barry:
Endocrine disruptors Saudi, and reproductive stuff
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Barry:
It's time for you to get serious about your balls, buddy
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Barry:
Do you want to smell good more than you want kids one day?
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Barry:
And I know for damn sure I've warned you all about the blue light you're absorbing from your devices
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Barry:
Why do people like me exist. I'm so sorry guys
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Barry:
I did see baby goslings today by the lake and that made me very happy
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Barry:
I think new hatchlings, and thank god the lake isn't fed by the gay retard sloughs that killed everything else
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QjYmRjY:
Maybe the cologne is why Saudi bro hates women, he chemicals have scrambled him from the inside out
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QjYmRjY:
He's living the broke balls desert life
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QjYmRjY:
Don't eat the hatchling Barry! I know you want to but you must resist!
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MGO2IzM:
Having offspring is overrated, also who said i put cologne anywhere near my balls
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MGO2IzM:
i want to be hit by a bus before i get a chance to mke kids
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MGO2IzM:
"It's time for you to get serious about your balls, buddy"
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MGO2IzM:
very based sentace, thank you writing it barry
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UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is a secret Buddhist confirmed, he's not having kids to escape samsara and achieve nirvana
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UTO0MDN:
Unexpectedly based
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UTO0MDN:
The thing is you absorb the chems on your skin and your circulatory system brings them to your balls, for the lulz of course
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UTO0MDN:
I forgot that Swede is on a junkie arc after he got hooked on painkiller from his penis replacement surgery
