I can't follow instructions sometimes my brain gives up
0069423☇+×
JGM1QjM:
it feels like I don't have enough information
0069424☇+×
JGM1QjM:
idk what's up
0069425☇+×
JGM1QjM:
they treat me like an autist
0069426☇+×
JGM1QjM:
and I might actually be
0069427☇+×
JGM1QjM:
I thought faking it will work but not at that level apparently
0069428☇+×
JGM1QjM:
I always had the suspicion but now it's confirmed it's reliving tbh
0069429☇+×
JGM1QjM:
yeah sorry to disappoint guys I'm retarded
0069430☇+×
ourLeaf:
wait u turned aussie saudi? or are u someone new
0069431☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He got a new girlfriend
0069432☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's ok saudi bro, it's always awkward at first but it gets easier the more you do it
0069433☇+×
cDZwMmZ:
a change is always good leaf
0069434☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I still feel that way and I go to work anyway Saudi bro
0069435☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Living for yourself is liberating. People care too much about how they're perceived I think
0069436☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And you probably don't realize yet, but you could be working with people who become friends even
0069437☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, you never have enough information when you're starting a new job
0069438☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also wanted to mention, red Swiss has been coming up on my feed a lot lately and I think he's super cute. Just had to get that out
0069439☇+×
cDZwMmZ:
you have a husband lady
0069440☇+×
DonkeyLips:
So I can't think people are cute?
0069441☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Don't start with me
0069442☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've heard how he talks about pretty ladies
0069443☇+×
cDZwMmZ:
you can think but not say it smh
0069444☇+×
cDZwMmZ:
oh in that case...
0069445☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What?
0069446☇+×
cDZwMmZ:
understandable have a great day
0069447☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Don't confuse me
0069448☇+×
cDZwMmZ:
it's not confusing you must have a permit to enter the elevator or be an employee
0069449☇+×
ourLeaf:
nothing wrong with appreciating another person's attractiveness
0069450☇+×
ourLeaf:
saying hes "cute" doesn't mean barry wants to fuck him or engage with him
0069451☇+×
ourLeaf:
i had a pretty vivid dream last night. started off in a supermarket getting chased by zombies and ended with me tobogganing on metallic mushrooms trying to find suitable land to live on
0069452☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did you have some real mushrooms before bed?
0069453☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What are you running away from leaf?
0069454☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry is not allowed in the elevator
0069455☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sorry, thems the rules
0069456☇+×
ZTZ1ETO:
do more shrooms and post stories leaf
0069457☇+×
J2YwAzY:
Elevator?
0069458☇+×
J2YwAzY:
What elevator?
0069459☇+×
J2YwAzY:
Why are you saying such confusing things
0069460☇+×
J2YwAzY:
All of you
0069461☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you high?
0069462☇+×
dDM3YTO:
No
0069463☇+×
dDM3YTO:
What?
0069464☇+×
dDM3YTO:
What the hell is going on
0069465☇+×
ourLeaf:
you don't know because you are high
0069466☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Usually but not today. I don't understand the role the elevator is playing here
0069467☇+×
ourLeaf:
if you are high you might want to take the elevator down
0069468☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But shes not allowed onthe elevator, what a conundrum
0069469☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Why did we bring up elevators
0069470☇+×
N2MzEzM:
you are not allowed in the elevator too swede sorry
0069471☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So now we know swede and Barry aren't paying attention
0069472☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tsk tsk tsk
0069473☇+×
QTMyUWM:
I am allowed in wherever I want
0069474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Careful, you might win yourself a beating
0069475☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ooh me too please
0069476☇+×
ljN4UDZ:
No! No beating for you Barry!
0069477☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Unfair
0069478☇+×
QTMyUWM:
What.
0069479☇+×
ljN4UDZ:
Extra beatings for Swede!
0069480☇+×
kTZ4QTO:
Very gay
0069481☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Yeah Swiss why you being gay for
0069482☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is clearly the gay one
0069483☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Isn't it mandatory to be gay in america?
0069484☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They have a whole month (June) where they exclusively have gay sex
0069485☇+×
ourLeaf:
its over though
0069486☇+×
UTO0MDN:
See, leaf knows what im talking about
0069487☇+×
JjN3kjY:
Isn't pride month worldwide?
0069488☇+×
ourLeaf:
yeah its a big hit in pakistan
0069489☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I bet! I bet they're throwing fags off of rooftops like it's going out of style
0069490☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does that mean we need to throw you off a rooftop?
0069491☇+×
YWY2MGZ:
I'm not a fag
0069492☇+×
ourLeaf:
you get the push anyways
0069493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, I don't know if you are lying to us or to yourself
0069494☇+×
FWOxczN:
Shut your little yap
0069495☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My ac went out and we're going into a fucking heat advisory I am so so so so mad
0069496☇+×
djN3QzY:
rip
0069497☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Ʌ∆
0069498☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Alpha Delta to you too
0069499☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Is it true that most other countries don't use air conditioning in their homes? Crazy if true. If I get too warm I cannot function properly and I'm just an angry bitch
0069500☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Because I'm as white as white people come. From a snow country basically
0069501☇+×
UTO0MDN:
AC is for weak people
0069502☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or... places that regularly have hot summers?
0069503☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No
0069504☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't know how to interact with you anymore Swiss what do you want from me
0069505☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't want anything from you, what do you want from me? I didn't know we were trading?
0069506☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I want your friendship Swiss that's all I ever wanted
0069507☇+×
U2YmZmM:
The air smells like gunpowder. People get nutty about their fireworks here idk about you guys. Maybe America is just air conditioned and fireworked up
0069508☇+×
djN3QzY:
swiss saying A is for the weak is hilarious
0069509☇+×
djN3QzY:
you will die if you visit Saudi Arabia around this time
0069510☇+×
djN3QzY:
I remember you complaining about not seeing the sun for long periods
0069511☇+×
djN3QzY:
or was that red swiss
0069512☇+×
djN3QzY:
enjoy your snow country
0069513☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All you need is a fan
0069514☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah if you live in a country that doesn't build houses with just lumber
0069515☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Lumber is what this part of the world produces mainly. Followed by apples and wheat
0069516☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi I remember a few days back in 2021 when we were moving into our new house temps were hitting 115-118 f for a whole week straight I couldn't imagine spending a whole season that way
0069517☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Like we woke up super early to move stuff in and it was already at like 90 by 7 am
0069518☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just checked the weather and Lausanne isn't warmer than 80 f at any point this week. Of course all you need is a fucking fam lmao
0069519☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fan*
0069520☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't even need a fan
0069521☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also we don't use fegenheit here
0069522☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fagenheit*
0069523☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We use Celsius like civilized people
0069524☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's 24c today
0069525☇+×
YWZlFWY:
Cool
0069526☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Indeed
0069527☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
no its warm
0069528☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do you have to be such a contrarian?
0069529☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like, gosh!
0069531☇+×
IWOyMGO:
I brought hummus for lunch and forgot my god damned pita!!
0069532☇+×
ourLeaf:
rookie mistake
0069533☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Well fuck I'm not super mom I'm distracted mom
0069534☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I triple dog dare any of you to juggle the shit I deal with on a daily basis
0069535☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I predict Swiss will say something degrading about me, followed by outlining perimeters for being absolutely perfect all the time. Easy peasy
0069536☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Just rent an apartment in a city, never allow a relationship to last, never have kids and you'll have all the time in the world to be perfect and focus solely on yourself. Don't forget to blame everyone else though it's an absolute shame they aren't all great lol
0069537☇+×
UTO0MDN:
>be Barry
0069538☇+×
UTO0MDN:
>make life artificially harder
0069539☇+×
UTO0MDN:
>dares others to make bad decisions like her for some reason
0069540☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is this some kind of crab in the bucket mentality?
0069541☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well my relationship would have lasted if your glow in the dark buddies didn't kill my last crush
0069542☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also staying in a bad relationship just because is really stupid
0069543☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you so mean and bitter?
0069544☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I have only been nice too you
0069545☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm starting to think you don't want to even be my friend!
0069546☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You just come here to bully me...
0069547☇+×
UTO0MDN:
:(
0069548☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Artificially hard how? You don't really know anything about my life I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion
0069549☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also, maybe you'd find a less toxic relationship if you followed my advice and avoided females from dating apps. By you like the easy ones, and you don't want to put in the effort to find one how people have done since forever
0069550☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've never heard of crab in a bucket before either idk what that means
0069551☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Brb, I'm going to get a girl pregnant at a concert and not marry her but just live with her
0069552☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#Barrysway
0069553☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does a crab know that it is a crab?
0069554☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys, discuss
0069555☇+×
ourLeaf:
i mean i suppose a crab and other species of animals have to know they belong to a race
0069556☇+×
ourLeaf:
otherwise why wouldn't they try to have sex with other races?
0069557☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't know if you understand my situation fully my dear, sweet, dear Swiss friend.
0069558☇+×
ourLeaf:
female crabs eat their newborns so do they know their babies are fellow crabs or do they not care? scare to think about
0069559☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Should I do what you do instead and string people along till they love you and you get bored and move on? Maybe the one who disappeared on you noticed a red flag
0069560☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Crabs are bugs they don't really have thoughts
0069561☇+×
ourLeaf:
but they can recongize other crabs so they know that they are eating their own
0069562☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's a thing in the entire animal kingdom, mother cats will instinctively know to eat a stillborn or unviable baby cat and eat it. It's also survival instinct for animals I don't understand the crab bucket
0069563☇+×
ourLeaf:
the crab bucket is a metaphor about others holding you back from success that everyone wants
0069564☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And cats are one example. I think all animals are cannibalistic
0069565☇+×
ourLeaf:
humans don't
0069566☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I guess I just don't get it then lol
0069567☇+×
ourLeaf:
i mean we can but we don't
0069568☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk how it's relevant in the way Swiss said it if that's what it means
0069569☇+×
ourLeaf:
hes saying you shouldn't judge him for using dating apps when you found your significant other in a rave
0069570☇+×
ourLeaf:
though hes not realizing (or ignoring) the difference in age
0069571☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hm I suppose it would make sense if it were that simple but it really isn't
0069572☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I wasn't at a rave it was a death metal show, we shared the same friend group and spoke for months before even becoming intimate
0069573☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He didn't get me pregnant the night I met him, that happened well after we had been together we just weren't married and never have been. It's just been more of a timing thing. That's why the best way I can describe it is that I fell backwards into adulthood
0069574☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
sooooooooooooooooooo
0069575☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
how are you guys doing :D
0069576☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I discovered leaf can translate what I say to Barry
0069577☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also animals hump other animals all the time
0069578☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When I was a kid, one of my neighbors dogs would hump anything that it could
0069579☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It loved trying to hump peoples legs
0069580☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was hilarious when it wasn't you
0069581☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're right in the way that I have no right to speak from any moral high ground, but your analysis of my own relationship is entirely incorrect and you know it, you only described it in a way to make it resemble your own situation
0069582☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not the same at all. You conveniently ignore truths to make me seem like I'm some kind of raucous whore
0069583☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I think the only way to describe that is "weaponized incompetence"
0069584☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sorry I guess if I hurt your feelings by suggesting that maybe you'll find a quality person if you don't use the apps. Clearly it hasn't worked this far for you. The definition of insanity.
0069585☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Swiss has never been the same since the tinder incident
0069586☇+×
JWZwgzY:
What happend to him?
0069587☇+×
JWZwgzY:
My guess is the girl killed him and took his body and is now impersonating him
0069588☇+×
IjZhJjM:
anybody there
0069589☇+×
ourLeaf:
hi china, hows life on the other side of the fire wall
0069590☇+×
IjZhJjM:
not bad
0069592☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh boy
0069593☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The thing is Barry thinks Switzerland is America and we are all as degenerate as them
0069594☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She thinks I matched with the cutie, said "want sum fuk" and proceeded to fuck like rabbits
0069595☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She thinks that because its probably something she would imagine herself doing
0069596☇+×
UTO0MDN:
However in real life we are no where near as generate as americans
0069597☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We talked for months before meeting, getting to really know each other
0069598☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When we met we had a lovely day, the time just melted so fast it was surreal, she made me laugh and at the same time I was looking into her eyes and I realized she was special
0069599☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Finding a girl that can make you laugh is very rare, like a unicorn
0069600☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We made music together, we drew/painted with each other and explored some of the local landscape all before we banged
0069601☇+×
UTO0MDN:
In my opinion it's a lot more romantic than getting knocked up at some dirty concert
0069602☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When I was with her it was like I was on drugs, pain went away and it seemed like nothing else really mattered
0069603☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I didn't appreciate Barry calling her a slut when she's quite shy and dresses in a way that hides her beautiful figure
0069604☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I have been enjoying holding up a mirror of Barry's hypocrisy to her face
0069605☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I can't believe I had to write this out
0069606☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I really don't understand what ground you have to act holier than thou
0069607☇+×
JWZwgzY:
ok
0069608☇+×
ourLeaf:
yeah... didn't happen
0069609☇+×
ourLeaf:
swiss the reason you can't find this girl is because she doesn't exist
0069610☇+×
ourLeaf:
stay off the drugs
0069611☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It did happen, I have pics
0069612☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's like you don't read what I write. This is so pointless at this stage I'm just conceding
0069613☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not even a conversation worth trying to have if you just sit there crying and making shit up
0069614☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe she just didn't like you as much as you thought swisshave you considered that
0069615☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ps-any western (us or European) country has gatherings of topless women in the name of feminism is certainly a degenerate country
0069616☇+×
DonkeyLips:
This is just a fact. Maybe you're not as bad as America, sure, but the long term health of your society is in danger from allowing that to happen
0069617☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Muhhh but I like seeing titties hurr durr. Shut up. It's not normal to do that. You have no right to speak holier than thou either
0069618☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Lol a few dumb girls showing off their tits in protest vs mardi gras in america where women flash their tits for bead necklaces
0069619☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So yea, you are the blackest most charred kettle calling the kettle black
0069620☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's like you don't read what I write
0069621☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you think it's all the women in the city then I'm sorry to disappoint you, it's just the à very tiny minority
0069622☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And no one is throwing beads at them lol
0069623☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And spring break lol, girls gone wild
0069624☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just some wholesome American culture
0069625☇+×
JWZwgzY:
ok
0069626☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's like comparing a fart to projectile diarrhea
0069627☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is sitting on the fence as usual
0069628☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very neutral of him
0069629☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're gonna dig your heels in hard I see. You didn't read anything I posted, if you had you'd have read that I did not in fact "get knocked up at a dirty concert"
0069630☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And just because those things exist in America doesn't mean I've ever been interested in participating or anything like that. I agree it's disgusting
0069631☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But you actually attend the feminist events and I've seen pictures, it's a pretty big event not just a few women
0069632☇+×
DonkeyLips:
America is a fake shit hole, but your country isn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination. Also the hadron collider literally letting demons on earth
0069633☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Pretty degenerate if you ask me
0069634☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I saw the opening ceremony clips from the collider you can't deny that it's all for the sake of satanism
0069635☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But go ahead, climb that pedestal. Keep trying to make me seem a like a trash person
0069636☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ignore anything I do or say to suggest otherwise. I hope it makes you feel good about yourself lol
0069637☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Anyway I genuinely am sorry it didn't work out for you with that girl. I hope she gets back to you one day
0069638☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
swede leaf drop your steam lets play terraria and let these boomers argue over nothing
0069639☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
also why are you bringing up hadron collider barry, that seemed outta no where
0069640☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
i found an account on instagram discussing dmt experiece its pretty cool
0069641☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
i can send it to you if you want
0069642☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
he relates it to islam and god, sometimes discusses aethiesm
0069643☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
guy is an arabian muslim who did dmt apperantly and got a boost in faith
0069644☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
he also talked about Ayahuasca
0069645☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
btw leaf did you do more mushrooms? post stories.
0069646☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I don't have terraria we should play minecraft :-]
0069647☇+×
JWZwgzY:
8-]3 hey lois
0069648☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
swede shilling sweden products smh
0069649☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
i guess we could
0069650☇+×
JWZwgzY:
we should
0069651☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
wtf why do i need a microsoft account to get mc
0069652☇+×
JWZwgzY:
oh no
0069653☇+×
JWZwgzY:
you have to migrate to microsoft from mojang
0069654☇+×
JWZwgzY:
iidk if you can do itanymore
0069655☇+×
JWZwgzY:
fuck I hate microsoft you american kikes ruined my game
0069656☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
i never had minecraft so im buying it
0069657☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
i had bedrock on phone
0069658☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes a few thousand women attend the protest but only a handful show their boobs
0069659☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm using hyperbol to match your exaggerations when you were calling my date a slut, so I say you got knocked up in an alley behind a rave
0069660☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was the opening ceremony for a tunnel and not the collider
0069661☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was just a bunch of art kids trolling lol
0069662☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't believe you're sorry
0069663☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/454260.gif
0069664☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Peak american culture lol
0069665☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you call me a boomer, only Barry is the boomer
0069666☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I took LSD and it felt like a religious experience, i saw angels and a lot of cool amd epic stuff, aslo the warm glowing lights
0069667☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It made me understand the atheist are very wrong
0069668☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
nice
0069670☇+×
JWZwgzY:
What the hell was that
0069671☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
tf bro
0069672☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
its private message
0069673☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
you know what it is
0069674☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
get on mc
0069676☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I'll get on
0069677☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Newest versionr right, 1.21
0069678☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Which server are we playing
0069679☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
idk probably default
0069680☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did I witness a love connection being made?
0069681☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
i never made an mc server before
0069682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait, are you guys doing the podcast without me?!
0069683☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm feeling very betrayed right now
0069684☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Lol, have fun in minecraft guys
0069685☇+×
QTN3ImN:
lol
0069686☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Default server?
0069687☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Doesn't exist
0069688☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I can make a temporary server
0069689☇+×
JWZwgzY:
or we can just play any big server like hypixel
0069690☇+×
QTN3ImN:
brooo
0069691☇+×
QTN3ImN:
I pm you the server ip lol
0069692☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Send it again lol
0069693☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I reloaded the site and it dissaepeared
0069695☇+×
JWZwgzY:
dude I thought that was my IP address LOL
0069696☇+×
QTN3ImN:
LOL
0069697☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Silly boys
0069698☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
leaf you missed out swede got diamonds
0069699☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow, phrasing guys, phrasing
0069700☇+×
ourLeaf:
so while swede was mining for dimonds I was mining the downstairs floorboards
0069701☇+×
ourLeaf:
great
0069702☇+×
ourLeaf:
hope you had fun and didn't get dust in your throat
0069703☇+×
ourLeaf:
cause i did
0069704☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is that how you get high?
0069705☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Huffing dust from your downstairs floorboards?
0069706☇+×
NTMzM2Y:
that explains that mushroom dream he had from getting too high
0069707☇+×
ourLeaf:
no no the floorboards got removed today
0069708☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're right we shouldn't argue in front of you guys I'm sorry
0069709☇+×
QTN3ImN:
get on Mc bois
0069710☇+×
QTN3ImN:
rip I don't think we can get leaf on didn't he say he moved recently and he huffing floorboard dust now
0069711☇+×
QTN3ImN:
rip
0069712☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wanna play what the heck
0069713☇+×
QTN3ImN:
sorry Barry you are boomer
0069714☇+×
QTMyUWM:
get minecraft barry
0069716☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Wow 4 different people on rn!!!
0069717☇+×
QTN3ImN:
btw swede I used the diamonds but I got more diamonds so it's ok
0069718☇+×
QTN3ImN:
I made a pickaxe
0069719☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Oh
0069721☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Good
0069722☇+×
QTMyUWM:
We can get obsidian
0069723☇+×
QTN3ImN:
Yeah
0069724☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
this me on computer so actually only 3 people online
0069725☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
you barry and me
0069726☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
okay its creative now swede
0069727☇+×
ITOwIzM:
I only have Minecraft on my Xbox and it's at home I'm at work
0069728☇+×
ITOwIzM:
I haven't played in like 3 years :(
0069729☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
exactly a boomer
0069730☇+×
RzM1QDZ:
java edition si for cool kids
0069731☇+×
cTNxQzM:
Well whatever then I don't wanna play with you either
0069732☇+×
JWZwgzY:
COME ONNN BARRRY DONT BE BORING
0069733☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Play minecraft with us
0069734☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I find it super cool and wholesome you guys are playing together
0069735☇+×
UTO0MDN:
See, something nice came out of all that bickering lol
0069736☇+×
NTOxITY:
No thanks to you though
0069737☇+×
NTOxITY:
I think it's cute that you guys are playing together
0069738☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Apparently they are giving each other diamonds
0069739☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Seems like it's getting serious
0069740☇+×
NDZ3EGZ:
it is nice but leaf is ghosting us
0069741☇+×
ourLeaf:
don't want to play
0069742☇+×
ourLeaf:
having to leave the house randomly an hour at a time for potential house buyers is annoying
0069743☇+×
NDZ3EGZ:
leaf is too cool for minecraft smh
0069744☇+×
NjY0M2N:
I've been consistently seeing a kid around town who looks like a chubby red Swiss I want to get a picture to show you guys
0069745☇+×
NjY0M2N:
It's uncanny
0069746☇+×
NjY0M2N:
What a nice color
0069747☇+×
NjY0M2N:
Leaf doesn't do mc he likes to leave his house for an hour at a time for showings
0069748☇+×
NjY0M2N:
He should tell his parents he's not there then pop out of a closet for the next potential buyers and say "I come with the house" like a goblin
0069749☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn leaf, moving is hard, it will get better
0069750☇+×
ourLeaf:
someone gave an offer for the house, don't know whats going to happen but it looks promising
0069751☇+×
UTN5MWY:
How much is it listed for?
0069752☇+×
UTN5MWY:
Post the Zillow listing
0069753☇+×
ourLeaf:
788
0069754☇+×
ATN3ITM:
Do your parents own it outright?
0069755☇+×
ourLeaf:
things like the water heater is rented and half of the backyard is hydro canadas
0069756☇+×
ourLeaf:
besides that idk
0069757☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You were growing hydroponic weed in your backyard?
0069758☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Between that and the "floorboard" dust, no wonder you're having wild "dreams"
0069759☇+×
EGO1UjY:
My ip is 192.42.116.219 and I have been reported to the FBI for being a PEDO with a nano dick
0069760☇+×
YGN5QWN:
I hate that person
0069761☇+×
UmM1gDO:
sorry for not playing mc yesterday leaf i had to change a flat tire at 40+ degrees c it fried my brain i ended up sleeping for the rest of the day
0069762☇+×
UmM1gDO:
we can do some today tho
0069763☇+×
QTMyUWM:
leaf?
0069764☇+×
kTNiFzN:
pfffff
0069765☇+×
kTNiFzN:
that was a silly my baf
0069766☇+×
kTNiFzN:
It shows that I was indeed wasted and couldn't think correctly lol
0069767☇+×
EGOiRDM:
alright mc time
0069768☇+×
EGOiRDM:
i can't belive my flag is correct at home
0069769☇+×
EGOiRDM:
https://imgur.com/28GTQ1a
0069770☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did everyone die?
0069771☇+×
BDN4AjM:
I'm still alive unfortunately
0069772☇+×
QzY3UDO:
we are waiting for leaf house update
0069773☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I was waiting for someone to talk
0069774☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I have nothing to say
0069775☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf got sold with the house
0069776☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was his parents plan all along
0069777☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why they made him leave during the visits
0069778☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what are you guys doing this weekend?
0069779☇+×
gjY3EGM:
I don't have weekends
0069780☇+×
UTO0MDN:
My condolences
0069781☇+×
MTO2EGM:
I am hopefully not getting called into work tomorrow because I don't wanna work 6 days in a row
0069782☇+×
MTO2EGM:
If I wasn't on call I'd be going to pasco to watch my sons friend's fight but I have a job so it's lame
0069783☇+×
MTO2EGM:
Maybe I'll see my nephew play baseball tonight who knows
0069784☇+×
MTO2EGM:
I hope red Swiss sees this too, I hope he had a lovely day today and gets a super nice weekend <3
0069785☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Doing nothing like always
0069786☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why?
0069787☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is there nothing to do in sweden?
0069788☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No girls there to break your heart?
0069789☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If I were to come to sweden would you introduce me to hot blond Swedish girls?
0069790☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asking for a friend
0069791☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm sure there are girls who would be interested in him
0069792☇+×
DonkeyLips:
There's pretty significant stats about younger generations not dating for various reasons but the root cause is feminism. No one wants to hear that though
0069793☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swede you live in such a pretty country why don't you go out hiking and stuff?
0069794☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Cuz I'm crippled
0069795☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
You guys saw what happend to Trump
0069796☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
I don't think I know any hot blondes
0069797☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Trump will win by the way
0069798☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I saw I'm watching now too the news here is so fantastical. I'm not shocked about how many Americans will believe this is real
0069799☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And crippled how Swede? I didn't know that about you.
0069800☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
if you are from Sweden you are the hot blond I don't make the rules
0069801☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
I don't follow American news
0069802☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
what happened?
0069803☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
LOL no way
0069804☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
they gonna take your guns now barry
0069805☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf has been missing and trump get shot,coincidence?
0069806☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also swede, isnt sweden very accessible? Like here they go out of their way to make things accessible without being obnoxious about it like americans
0069807☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I actually laughed out loud at that Swiss what do you mean lol
0069808☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Like granny bathrooms?
0069809☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Tranny*
0069810☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Granny bathroom lmao
0069811☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
I don't really care if it's fake or not, it is a little suspicious it shouldn't be possible to be that close + it's literally the best case scenario for Trump.
0069812☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
is that you confessing that you feel like a granny
0069813☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
it's okay barry we all get old eventually
0069814☇+×
QWMxQTY:
N
0069815☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I
0069816☇+×
VWMhR2M:
C
0069817☇+×
VWMhR2M:
E
0069818☇+×
VWMhR2M:
:)
0069819☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I thought it was a funny idea a bathroom just for granny's you little motherfucker
0069820☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do you think Swede is a tranny granny?
0069821☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf has been awfully quite...
0069822☇+×
UTO0MDN:
just saying
0069823☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
let's hope his new family will treat him nicely
0069824☇+×
JWZwgzY:
tranny granny I love that term
0069825☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's probably moving
0069826☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
im in toronto
0069827☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
not moving
0069828☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
don't know if the house is going to sell
0069829☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
im looking after my sisters pets for 2 weeks
0069830☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
post pets or you are living with your new family and lying to us
0069831☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if it's the new family's pets?
0069832☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
now why would i lie
0069833☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why wouldn't you lie?
0069834☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
because yournew family would not approve of us knowing
0069835☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
they don't know you exist
0069836☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
what you tell your family about lausanonymous
0069837☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
you got a point "leaf"
0069838☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Yes all my family and friends know about my friends at Lausanonymous.com?
0069839☇+×
YWY0EzY:
as they should
0069840☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I told my friends about here and they immediately forgot about its existence
0069841☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's for the best because I can just say what ever crazy shit I want
0069842☇+×
JWZwgzY:
You actually did?
0069843☇+×
JWZwgzY:
It would be a good idea to not tell anyone at all tbh
0069844☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Laus has the perfect amount of members, like we're a small friend group
0069845☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
heh imagine Swiss with a filter
0069846☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
would Bea different person
0069847☇+×
I2N1cDO:
I'm sure that's how he tricks girls into liking him
0069848☇+×
I2N1cDO:
I haven't told anyone about laus yet but mark my words
0069849☇+×
I2N1cDO:
The guy who "tried to assasinate" trump is a 20 year old incel. Color me surprised
0069850☇+×
I2N1cDO:
The new warning from the media is scaring people about what they post online now
0069851☇+×
I2N1cDO:
Because they have to spy on us now to identify motives for upcoming political violence
0069852☇+×
I2N1cDO:
Always some excuse from them to justify their spying
0069853☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was a long time ago, even before Barry, when it was just saudi bro and some randos
0069854☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But someone one scared off all the other swiss users
0069855☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Except me
0069856☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What will america do about its radical terroristic left?
0069857☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
>someone one scared off all the other swiss users
0069858☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
>Except me
0069859☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
were you that "someone" by any chance
0069860☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, I'm not gonna name names to protect the guilty
0069861☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But we all know who changed the dynamic of the chat and disregarded the few rules
0069862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But im not going to say who it is to avoid conflict and drama
0069863☇+×
UTO0MDN:
coughbarrycough
0069864☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also there were a few different "georges" that launched spam ddos attacks
0069865☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Eventually they get bored and move on, George was surprisingly persistent but we always lose thr news friends we made
0069866☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Some people just want to watch the chat flood
0069867☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you're OG you will remember at some point someone made a bot that posted a dad joke every few hours
0069868☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you're OG you will remember the chat was centered
0069869☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Red Swiss caved because people kept bitching about it with passion
0069870☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was funny
0069871☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Some Lausanonymous lore that had been lost to the ether
0069872☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
is lausanonymous.com the successor faggot.chat
0069873☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
because ngl I don't remember the things you said
0069874☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
I just lost my og card
0069875☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
brutal
0069876☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wtf is faggot.chat?
0069877☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
not an og, very sad
0069878☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
faggot.chat otherwise known as grindr, the other site saudi frequents
0069879☇+×
gDMjZDZ:
I didn't break any rules
0069880☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
LOL leaf I will never recover from this
0069881☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
faggot.chat was a chat website posted on /g/ before lausanonymous.com it was super minial
0069882☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
or am I schizo
0069883☇+×
NTY1IjZ:
I can't even cehck if the domain was ever real lol
A polish college student was soliciting kid's educational materials in my neighborhood today and my husband loves sales people so much he invited this person into our garage
0069888☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Last time it was roofers who wanted to charge us $23000 to put on a new roof
0069889☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I told the polish kid he's lucky we're nice and to please never go into a random Americans garage no matter what
0069890☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Strong language barrier, I had to help him remember a lot of words but it's ok
0069891☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's making a more honest attempt at work than your average guy it America
0069892☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk why Mr Barry is so nice to solicitors. He tries to always talk an the "question" too. Every time. I'm not joking at all
0069893☇+×
DonkeyLips:
About*
0069894☇+×
DonkeyLips:
To everyone, at every opportunity
0069895☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also a tad suspicious, the Monday after a random Saturday surprise what with trump being "shot at" a young Eastern European guy shows up at my door with a massive backpack and only selling a set of books?
0069896☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They aren't sending their best. I think maybe I'm paranoid but this has never ever once happened. And he was a full adult man, 5 pm shadow and all. Young, but not a college student studying abroad
0069897☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He brought up immigration too, here and in Poland.. what children's book salesman does that? We are nice but not like overwhelmingly any way that exposes our beliefs. Do I do another hiatus but for real and for a long time now?
0069898☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Plus, most solicitors show up during business hours not when I'm getting home from work. And they're never very smart I could tell this guy was he really had a fun polish twist on American sales tactics
0069899☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What polish kid gets sent to the United States for a summer to study abroad? Is that a thing? I'm really bothered about this. He didn't stop at my neighbors house, who literally had small children in the front yard playing
0069900☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You all must be entering the paranoid Barry era
0069901☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fuck. Post a pet picture leaf
0069902☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's obviously saudi bro's polish girlfriend sending spies to check on you because you have been flirting with him too much and she is concerned
0069903☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Duh!
0069904☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sheeit nigga
0069905☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't say no cray shee up in heeya
0069906☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Shi** sorry. My zoomer kids and nephews would be appalled at how I misused their slang
0069907☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And according to all the kids my kids know, it's totally okay for white people to say the n word. You heard it here first
0069908☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm gonna go with what the younger generation says in this case, because it just makes sense
0069909☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But if I see that little polish n word around here again I'm gonna throw a stick into his bike spokes. Mark my words. Little shit ass coming around here with his greasy ass hair. I doubt he even used deodorant today
0069910☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'll push him off his damn bike tomorrow if I see him. He lives in Poland near krakau (sp) and has to leave here by oct 1. Europeans, how long does an international visa last?
0069911☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm doing a deep dive on this guy. I don't believe he is who he says he was. This type of solicitation does.not.happen.here
0069912☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Krakow!!*
0069913☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I was confused because of how dachau is spelled. Same sound different spelling, noted. Much like any other Latin based language
0069914☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or german? Idfk I'm still just reeling about the polish visitor who irritated me
0069915☇+×
QTMyUWM:
All guys say then n words with their close friends
0069916☇+×
QTMyUWM:
That was a nice rant Barry
0069917☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't need a visa to go the USA lol
0069918☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why what's your weird deal?
0069919☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I just buy a ticket and go
0069920☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I am not American
0069921☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah but if you come here legally to work for an extended period of time you would have to have a visa I'm pretty sure
0069922☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It would probably be harder for you to get legitimate work here than it would be if you came across the Mexican border honestly
0069923☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You don't wanna come here though it's not what it used to be. I miss the 90s in so many ways. Pre 9/11 was fun and cool and I had an anti skip Walkman. Life was good
0069924☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, if I stay or work in america I would have to pay taxes
0069925☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Taxes without representation!
0069926☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The most in American thing ever
0069927☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I've been to the US a few times, haven't been in a while though
0069928☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I always get crazy ass dreams when I'm there. I don't know what you guys are pumping into the air or water but it's trippy shit
0069929☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The most vivid lucid dreams that feel like a more real VR
0069930☇+×
RWMwE2Y:
It's a lot of chemicals and plastic you get used to it
0069931☇+×
RWMwE2Y:
Where in America did you go?
0069932☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Florida
0069933☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Near Miami
0069934☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I took the bus there to get around, it was interesting
0069935☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Some of the bus drivers were really cool, I used to talk to them because I would be the only one on the bus for long stretches and I guess they got bored
0069936☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sometimes they would even let me ride for free when I didn't have any change for the fare
0069937☇+×
UTO0MDN:
One of them tricked me and gave me the longest route to where I was going
0069938☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I had no cell phone at the time and for most of the journey I was like oh fuck I'm lost
0069939☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I liked florida, people were nice and the girls were way too hot
0069940☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I even met a girl and one night her sister and her picked me up and we drove around
0069941☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Her sister totally cocked blocked me in the end lol but at least I got a kiss
0069942☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ah to be a dumb teenager again
0069943☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I was a dumb teenager just under a month ago
0069944☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Now I'm a dumb adult
0069945☇+×
JWZwgzY:
IT FUCKING SUCKDS
0069946☇+×
JWZwgzY:
But you guys would know
0069947☇+×
IGN3QGN:
I don't like the south very much it's too humid for me
0069948☇+×
IGN3QGN:
I think you told me once you went to Florida I forgot
0069949☇+×
IGN3QGN:
I would recommend going to some of our national parks and forests it's very pretty
0069950☇+×
IGN3QGN:
Why did you go to Florida
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ZTOkhzN:
I also like the Florida man memes. They're hilarious because it's all true
0069952☇+×
ZTOkhzN:
The trick is to type your birthdate into google+Florida news and that's your Florida guy
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ZTOkhzN:
https://floridamanbirthday.org/february-14
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UTO0MDN:
Nice try fed
0069955☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you born on February 14?
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UTO0MDN:
I may or may not have family living there
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UTO0MDN:
Why does it suck swede bro?
0069958☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you holding yourself back?
0069959☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you want to do and what is stopping you from doing it?
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ATYiJDZ:
How on earth does that make me a fed
0069961☇+×
ATYiJDZ:
And yes I'm a valentines fake holiday baby
0069962☇+×
ATYiJDZ:
Swede no adult is smart don't let anyone tell you otherwise
0069963☇+×
ATYiJDZ:
Swiss is elderly confirmed. Switzerland is a retirement country and Florida is a retirement state
0069966☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
cat https://fading.blue/u/226673.jpg
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JmNlN2Y:
dog https://fading.blue/u/226683.jpg
0069968☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
bad pic of dog and cat fighting https://fading.blue/u/226658.jpg
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djZ5QGO:
Is that a keeshound?!
0069971☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Cute pets leaf
0069972☇+×
QDZkJWN:
okay leaf you proved your claims carry on
0069973☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
apple fritter
0069974☇+×
hzYmRmN:
red swiss how does the space ability in your game work
0069975☇+×
hzYmRmN:
i barely passed level 8 and got stuck at 9
0069976☇+×
hzYmRmN:
i always get stuck at the end
0069977☇+×
hzYmRmN:
brutal
0069978☇+×
hzYmRmN:
i got 3 stars in all levels unti i got to the last levels in space
0069979☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
we got no idea what breed that bitch is
0069980☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
despite the mold and flooding we sold our house
0069981☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
dont' know whats going to happen now
0069982☇+×
hzYmRmN:
you go move live with barry
0069983☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Say good bye to your parents and mentallly prepare yourself for life with the new family
0069984☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Hey Saudi, thanks for playing my game and getting so far! makes me happy :)
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hDOxcjY:
the trick with the last space levels is using the explosion power to push things away
0069986☇+×
hDOxcjY:
if the bad guys get far enough from the center they die
0069987☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I replayed all the levels today, it was quite the nostalgia trip
0069988☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I need you to answer me one thing, why do people on steam hate it so much? I don't understand but it got mostly bad reviews
0069989☇+×
hDOxcjY:
its like the game is offensive to some people
0069990☇+×
hDOxcjY:
anyway if you want I can give you a steam code to my other game which is a lot more liked on steam but it's also much harder
0069991☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede has suspicially been avoiding my questions
0069992☇+×
DonkeyLips:
How big is that dog leaf? She really looks like a Keeshond
0069993☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We had my husbands childhood dog live with us for a long time after we moved in together, she was a Keeshond and literally one of the best dogs ever
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DonkeyLips:
She lived to be almost 14, she had a weird little growth on her paw so we took her to get it removed and the vet discovered a terminal cancer so she just had the best people food for her last 6 months and all the cuddles she wanted
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DonkeyLips:
I might even have an old piccolo's please
0069996☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Picture wtf autocorrect
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DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/325018.jpeg
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DonkeyLips:
She was mostly deaf by the time she was old but if she heard the bong she'd come to it as fast as possible. She loved getting stoned
0069999☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I love dogs so much
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UTO0MDN:
If you love dogs so much why don't you marry them?!
0070001☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Show us your old piccolo
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DonkeyLips:
It is an old picture I don't have an old piccolo
0070003☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The picture I posted above of our old Keeshond
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JmNlN2Y:
they do look similar
0070005☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
but i say yours is slightly smaller
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DonkeyLips:
Thank you for noticing. She was the runt so I've been told
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ZzNkRzM:
I figured it was that but for some reason i end up with one staying in the middle, but I see now last levels gotta be harder obviously
0070008☇+×
ZzNkRzM:
not sure why people hate it lol trying for 3 stars was pretty fun to me
0070009☇+×
ZzNkRzM:
maybe they expected something but the was different
0070010☇+×
ZzNkRzM:
or maybe they are haters
0070011☇+×
ZzNkRzM:
I already bought the other game might take sometime before I play it like all games on my library lol
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UjZkFDZ:
You know why it sucks Swiss don't lie
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UjZkFDZ:
Btw "If you love dogs so much why don't you marry them?!" is the 70000th message by Swiss
0070014☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, why does it suck for you personally?
0070015☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Woo! Are we going to celebrate or what?
0070016☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would say half of those messages were pure unfiltered autism
0070017☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
I don't know
0070018☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
20 years old and still nothing
0070019☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
My dad had 2 sons at my age
0070020☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your dad lived in a time of bliss ignorance
0070021☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Blissful*
0070022☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But what do you truely want?
0070023☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I had absolutely zero idea what I was doing with my life when I was 20
0070024☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not gonna lie, mid twenties are brutal but it gets better
0070025☇+×
UTO0MDN:
To be fair it was my fault for falling in love with a girl, silly me lol
0070026☇+×
VTY2YWO:
it was brutal because you fell in love?
0070027☇+×
VTY2YWO:
mine is brutal because I'm a fucking retard
0070028☇+×
VTY2YWO:
It's over
0070029☇+×
VTY2YWO:
anyway I finally got to try the road tea I keep ignoring it was pretty good
0070030☇+×
VTY2YWO:
I'm not a tea fan but that was some good stuff
0070031☇+×
VTY2YWO:
might try something else from the same place because they earned my respect
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DonkeyLips:
I don't think a roadmap exists for your 20's. Everyone lives differently this day and age
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DonkeyLips:
But you should at least find something to be serious about Swede. You still have that sponge of a brain so learn as much as you can about what you enjoy
0070034☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was because I made some less then wise decisions because I was in love
0070035☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was the best of times and it was the worst of times
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DonkeyLips:
Did you take a whiskey drink, and a lager drink?
0070037☇+×
ZzNkRzM:
at least you didn't make a baby
0070038☇+×
DonkeyLips:
No one knows the song reference?
0070039☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Tubthumping? Really?
0070040☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sorry we are not boomers
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UTO0MDN:
Yea, having a baby would have completely changed my life
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UjZkFDZ:
I want a wife and a bunch of children
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UjZkFDZ:
I don't care about anything else at all really
0070044☇+×
JTYjJmM:
why people on the internet care so much about having a wife and kids
0070045☇+×
JTYjJmM:
I'm not really into it because of the amount of degeneracy in the world
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UTO0MDN:
Swede, you either need to find a rich girl or find a stable income to support your family
0070047☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea if I had a wife and kids I would move to the country side and send them to private schools
0070048☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I can't afford that yet
0070049☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a nice romantic fantasy to have a wife and kids
0070050☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then you get bored
0070051☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The kids get over you and roll their eyes when ever you say anything to them
0070052☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your wife becomes fat, annoying and all sweetness she had is gone
0070053☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then you spend all your free time playing video games completing the NEET cycle
0070054☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Except you have a job and responsibilities while your family sees you as a piggy bank
0070055☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Moral of the story marry a rich girl but make sure her mother is not batshit crazy
0070056☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or you could get a girl pregnant at a concert
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UjZkFDZ:
I know it's problably a fantasy but still what else is there
0070058☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
Everything else is worthless and superficial and gay
0070059☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
Same Swiss except homeschooling although again unrealistic
0070060☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can make art or contribute to something or help people
0070061☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is a lot you can do that can have impact on lots of people
0070062☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I make you guys laugh and that makes your day a little tiny bit better (you better be laughing at my jokes or else)
0070063☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
For now yes but my goal in life is to have a family
0070064☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
and it should be everyones goal
0070065☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
Literally nothing else matters more
0070066☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So, which route will you take?
0070067☇+×
UTO0MDN:
1. Sugar mama / rich woman
0070068☇+×
UTO0MDN:
2. Provider / work or some other steady income
0070069☇+×
UTO0MDN:
3. Concert / Get some chick pregnant at a concert and hope for the best
0070070☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
knock up a sugar mama at a concert and become a provider during her pregnancy leave
0070072☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf has it all figured out
0070073☇+×
UjZkFDZ:
You know leaf that's not a terrible idea
0070074☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Time to get some concert tickets!
0070075☇+×
UTO0MDN:
See Swede, we brainstormed as a team and found you a solution
0070076☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not Swiss already mentally preparing to hate his wife and kids
0070077☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Probably a good thing that you haven't brought anyone into the world yet
0070078☇+×
DonkeyLips:
im Not the least bit surprised
0070079☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow, how rude
0070080☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're the one predicting that your wife will be fat and annoying and your kids will disrespect you
0070081☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You don't have to settle down with someone who you actually hate ya know
0070082☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You all can speculate on parenthood all you want but take it from someone who actually does it, there is nothing as rewarding as having and raising your own. Swiss isn't wrong about the eye rolls and such but that's all part of growing up. We all did it
0070083☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My son actually enjoys spending time with me still, and I get a hug whenever I'm home from wherever. My kid loves me
0070084☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Now if he started to suspect I was "bored" of my life he might treat me differently... don't listen to Swiss guys
0070085☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm gonna take the high road because what I want to say is way too devastating
0070086☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Send it privately then penis licker
0070087☇+×
JWZwgzY:
I wont don't worry
0070088☇+×
JWZwgzY:
10 kids is the plan
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DonkeyLips:
I had a close friend who had 10 kids, and she homeschooled all of them. It's not impossible
0070090☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Damn. That's very nice to hear
0070091☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Granted, her husband turned out to be a shit human but she did it. I think the younger ones are still elementary aged, she moved to Texas a few years ago so we kinda fell out of touch
0070092☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm curious though what Swiss thinks his devastating blow is. Just say it man, I don't think you could hurt me any more than you have to this day :'((
0070093☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Do so with the understanding that I can become so much more annoying, so quickly.
0070094☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Say it you coward
0070095☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I said I'm taking the high road
0070096☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Respect that you masochist and sadist
0070097☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'll let you guess which each of you are
0070098☇+×
DonkeyLips:
As if
0070099☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Now spit on me or slap me idk. What am I?
0070100☇+×
JWZwgzY:
Woah Barry getting freaky
0070101☇+×
UWY1gDZ:
Get a room smh
0070102☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Come on
0070103☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I want Swiss to say the nastiest thing he can think of
0070104☇+×
FWN3kzY:
you see Barry that's why I dislike American women
0070105☇+×
FWN3kzY:
too wicked l
0070106☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A spire of negativity
0070107☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Take a fucking chill pill
0070108☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Can't even joke around with you people
0070109☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Again, rude!
0070110☇+×
UTN5MWY:
I'm rude? Pretty sure someone just called me wicked, and a spire of negativity?
0070111☇+×
UTN5MWY:
You do have the option of hiding my posts if you don't want to interact with me
0070112☇+×
UTN5MWY:
Because I'm wicked apparently. Didn't realize I was in the presence of holiness and perfection
0070113☇+×
FWN3kzY:
Lol
0070114☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
swiss is getting rekt
0070115☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm feeling pretty attacked to be honest
0070116☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is catching bullets too
0070117☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Who will defend our honor?
0070118☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf?
0070119☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede?
0070120☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
no
0070121☇+×
JmNlN2Y:
the dog tripped on the kitchen floor and now is scared of it lol
0070122☇+×
FWN3kzY:
you should blame Barry for this
0070123☇+×
MmYwEzM:
Saudi I thought we were homies
0070124☇+×
MmYwEzM:
This is a mutiny!
0070125☇+×
FWN3kzY:
we are all homies in lausanne, one day you bully and the next you get bullied it's fun and games
0070126☇+×
ETN3UDM:
My dog is needlessly terrified of my swiffer. And anything that she doesn't understand
0070127☇+×
ETN3UDM:
God forbid a bad guy break into my house holding like a roll of paper towels or something
0070128☇+×
ETN3UDM:
Not very German shepherdly of her if you ask me
0070129☇+×
QTMyUWM:
Guys, buy paper towels
0070130☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The dog tripped because you refused to defend our honor
0070131☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you are pleased with yourself
0070132☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I already have paper towels
0070133☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So apparently since they couldn't kill trump they killed Biden instead
0070134☇+×
AjM3AjM:
It was Barry who put the pillow over Biden's face
0070135☇+×
AjM3AjM:
You heard it here first
0070136☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did Biden die or something?
0070137☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also don't tell me you believe that bullshit about the trump assassination attempt
0070138☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The sloped roof was a safety concern for the secret service? They aren't even trying anymore
0070139☇+×
QTMyUWM:
No one said anything about that Miss Barry
0070140☇+×
AjM3AjM:
They were never trying lol
0070141☇+×
I2N1cDO:
I'm really confused
0070142☇+×
IzYjZTO:
I need recommendations for wireless keyboards and mouse set ups my job just updated their peripheral device policy super strict because of malware concerns do you guys know what kind I should use?
0070143☇+×
IzYjZTO:
Till now everyone just used whatever they brought in
0070144☇+×
QjN5QGM:
Well nvm anyway they want a drs note. That seems so stupid to require idk how a dr would even assess the need for wireless stuff lol
0070145☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is a robot confirmed
0070146☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Logitech
0070147☇+×
FWN3kzY:
malware from keyboards and mouse?
0070148☇+×
MGNyMWZ:
Apparently they must have found something from someone else. For wireless you have to put the dongle thing in the computer so many someone had something on theirs
0070149☇+×
MGNyMWZ:
But why a drs note? How to ask for that!
0070150☇+×
MGNyMWZ:
Like dr dr please prescribe a keyboard for me I hate seeing cords!
0070151☇+×
RTM4YTO:
Also if Kamala harris becomes the firat female president I'm just done. Adopting the nieces and moving to another country
0070152☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm in your keyboards stealing your nudes
0070153☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is what they think at Barry's work
0070154☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When do you think they are going to leak the kamela sex tapes and pics?
0070155☇+×
UTO0MDN:
At the beginning to kneecap her off the bat or will they string her along and release them near the end?
0070156☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think near the end incase she get replaced by some one too competent too soon
0070158☇+×
BTNilzY:
I predict a devastating deepfake video
0070159☇+×
BTNilzY:
Also you can't have nudes if I don't take nudes, little ass nigga
0070160☇+×
BTNilzY:
I saw the red Swiss lookalike yesterday again I wanna get a picture of him for you guys
0070161☇+×
BTNilzY:
He dances on the sidewalks to his music completely carefree
0070162☇+×
ZjZwgTM:
I also just found out my cubicle neighbor hears me at work talking shit after every call
0070163☇+×
ZjZwgTM:
My go to is when I hang up with them I say "stop calling here" and she thought that was funny
0070164☇+×
FWN3kzY:
oh no no red swiss dancing on washington streets
0070165☇+×
FWN3kzY:
I don't want to see nudes of any politian thank you very much
0070166☇+×
FWN3kzY:
yeah your IT department is insane barry who talks to a doctor about wireless gadgets
0070167☇+×
FWN3kzY:
recommend to them USB condoms
0070168☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Idk though we've had some weird occurrences of people having devices being taken over after simply replying to a fraud text or pushing a button on their keypad while on calls I think they're just extra extra careful since it's banking
0070169☇+×
DonkeyLips:
We get creepy shit all the time, like scammers finding names of employees and emailing us from spoof emails about stuff... idk if people realize how vulnerable information is if a bad person just has your name
0070170☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I would admit maybe I'm wrong, but I have seen it so much
0070171☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But to me a brand new device that I buy and plug in once ever seems like overkill. Maybe that's when're I'm wrong who knows
0070172☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I can't think of a possible reason why a dr would say I must only use wireless devices. It seems very dumb
0070173☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They have their reasons I guess who am I to question that, I don't work in IT
0070174☇+×
FWN3kzY:
I don't have any IT background either
0070175☇+×
FWN3kzY:
but the only one who should tell you a device is okay to use is your IT department not a doctor lol
0070176☇+×
FWN3kzY:
but hey maybe Weare missing some details so it's hard to j7dge
0070177☇+×
FWN3kzY:
or maybe my "tech bro" background is not enough to judge
0070178☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah idk that's just why they said when I asked about the new policy
0070179☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Unless they misunderstood what I was asking that does happen sometimes
0070180☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Which idk how they could, it was pretty clear lol but I guess they just get so busy they barely graze over what is typed out in front of them
0070181☇+×
FWN3kzY:
"sometimes" is generous
0070182☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah that's probably also true
0070183☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They don't listen
0070184☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I have lost count of how many times I've asked for help or clarification and get ignored or a half/wrong answer and then I say whatever I'll just do this that or whatever then and turn around to get in trouble
0070185☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I yelled at a guy on the phone yesterday too I imagine I'll be in trouble for that as wel
0070186☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But he calls over and over, is 88 years old and just talks about how awful the credit union is and I'm part of the problem blah blah blah it's obnoxious
0070187☇+×
DonkeyLips:
AAAAN he purposely kept calling me the wrong name, which is a man's name... I don't appreciate that either
0070188☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's only okay for you guys to do it since you don't know
0070189☇+×
EjN3UWY:
lol
0070190☇+×
NGZjZGZ:
I'm just losing patience with the older generations. They REFUSE to learn how to use anything modern but will gleefully give all their money to their girlfriends in Nigeria
0070192☇+×
FWN3kzY:
Nigerian gf heh
0070193☇+×
UDOiNDM:
Yeah
0070194☇+×
UDOiNDM:
I wish I was joking
0070195☇+×
UDOiNDM:
The amount of scams lonely people fall for is insane
0070196☇+×
UDOiNDM:
I talk to at least one person a day
0070197☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Was he calling you Barry?
0070198☇+×
FWN3kzY:
of course
0070199☇+×
FWN3kzY:
that was me barry I'm the guy with the Nigerian gf
0070200☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Boomers are the worst generation by far, selfish, unintelligent, lazy and worst of all hypocrites. They are evil
0070201☇+×
MGM0QGZ:
No he wasn't calling me Barry if he was I would have suspected one of you found my work and were trolling me
0070202☇+×
MGM0QGZ:
I don't wanna say what he called me it's too painful
0070204☇+×
MjZyYzM:
Yes Swede I can confirm boomers are the worst
0070205☇+×
MjZyYzM:
You might be young enough to have gen x parents if so you're lucky
0070206☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
My parents are millenials
0070208☇+×
cTZ3U2N:
Imagine the horror on barry's face if we somehow found out where she worked
0070209☇+×
FWN3kzY:
Imagined
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UTO0MDN:
Tell us what he called you
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QTZyMGZ:
I would actually be happy to talk to any of you if you could figure it out tbh
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QTZyMGZ:
And I'm not telling you what he called me I said it's too painful
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IDNzUjZ:
I'm sure red doxxed me to you Swiss so I will say it's similar to the spelling of my actual name
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IDNzUjZ:
🫠
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IDNzUjZ:
Saudi already knows too. I'm not saying anything else about it though you guys are mean
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FWN3kzY:
how did you send an empty message
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IDNzUjZ:
It's an emoji
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FWN3kzY:
sobbing cat?
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IDNzUjZ:
Eat
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IDNzUjZ:
What
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IDNzUjZ:
You are unhinged Saudi buddy
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FWN3kzY:
Lmao
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IDNzUjZ:
^maniacal laughter?
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FWN3kzY:
I try to keep my self in check but I slip sometimes
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IDNzUjZ:
Same
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IDNzUjZ:
I slip often actually
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FWN3kzY:
feels bad man
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IDNzUjZ:
Yeah let's jump off a cliff together
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FWN3kzY:
Lady's first
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IDNzUjZ:
Aw thank you
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IDNzUjZ:
How kind and considerate
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FWN3kzY:
Of course my lady I'm true gentleman
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IDNzUjZ:
What happens if one of us actually dies?
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IDNzUjZ:
How will we know
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FWN3kzY:
you just trust
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IDNzUjZ:
Oh makes sense thank you
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FWN3kzY:
no problem
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IDNzUjZ:
So can i expect any one of you to call my work? I would be over the moon
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FWN3kzY:
swede got nothing to do he should do it
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IDNzUjZ:
Yeah!
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IDNzUjZ:
Call and ask me about our certificate rates I'll know it's you
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hDNjdDO:
I will reward whoever finds me
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hDNjdDO:
Who my color changed but I didn't move an inch
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hDNjdDO:
What the fuck is this
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hDNjdDO:
A nice lovely sage green?
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FWN3kzY:
dynamic ip
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FWN3kzY:
looks like mine craft plains biome
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FWN3kzY:
grass color
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FWN3kzY:
I want a snapdragon x elite laptop
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FWN3kzY:
The battery life is really compelling
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hDNjdDO:
That's not something I'm willing to buy I'm sorry
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FWN3kzY:
LOL
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FWN3kzY:
please :(
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hDNjdDO:
My son wants a gaming pc first
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hDNjdDO:
Ask your own mommy!
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FWN3kzY:
My mom doesn't have a job I buy her stuff ;-;
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FWN3kzY:
moms deserve the best though
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hDNjdDO:
Aw shucks what a nice son you are. My son is gonna buy me a g wagon when he wins his first title fight he says
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hDNjdDO:
My drip will be unstoppable when he gets big like sean Strickland
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hDNjdDO:
He says he will take care of us it's very sweet
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FWN3kzY:
sean is a beast
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FWN3kzY:
Yeah very nice of him a real man
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hDNjdDO:
Literally my sons idol even though he will likely never reach that weight class
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hDNjdDO:
He's a string bean lol
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FWN3kzY:
Lol
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hDNjdDO:
5'10 and 140 lbs idk how to buy him pants
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hDNjdDO:
Anything that fits his waist is is and 4 inches too short lol
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FWN3kzY:
lol shopping must be pain
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hDNjdDO:
I have to go back to work have a good day everyone
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FWN3kzY:
good day to you to Mrs Barry
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UTO0MDN:
He called you Bertha
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UTO0MDN:
Big Bertha
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UTO0MDN:
I would be hurt too
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UTO0MDN:
Don't fall for the ARM meme
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UTO0MDN:
Get an AMD laptop
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cTZ3U2N:
🫠 You mean this emoji is called something similar to your name?
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UTO0MDN:
So do we start calling Barry, Big Bertha now in honor of the annoying boomer?
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cTZ3U2N:
I like Barry more
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cTZ3U2N:
It suits her
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UTO0MDN:
So that's a vote for Big Bertha from Swede
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UTO0MDN:
So you bought any concert tickets lately?
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cTZ3U2N:
No...
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NjYwczN:
What the fuck is going on here don't add big to my name you asshole
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NjYwczN:
Extremely rude
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NjYwczN:
I'm gonna start calling you micropenswiss
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MGM0QGZ:
Why are you asking about concert tickets
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FWN3kzY:
I already have laptop with a real architector I would love another for browsing the web shitposting and maybe watching youtube
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FWN3kzY:
It's the next step in swedes life but he procrastinating apparently
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FWN3kzY:
And the shitposting machine could last as long as my phone or potentially longer
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FWN3kzY:
that would be nice
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JmNlN2Y:
word mucho
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YjMyE2Y:
Very word?
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YjMyE2Y:
Saudi no way do you shit post
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FWN3kzY:
sometimes
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QTMyUWM:
jihad approved shitpost
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UTO0MDN:
Fine, I'll call you Behemoth Bertha instead
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DonkeyLips:
Ok cool micropenswiss
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JmNlN2Y:
i read that as micro open swiss
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QWZhJGO:
Mic rope n'Swiss
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QWZhJGO:
You should get an iPad, it's basically what you want
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QWZhJGO:
Battery life for days
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QWZhJGO:
I bought an iPad in 2016 and it still works great till this day
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QWZhJGO:
Probably the only truely good product from Apple
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QWZhJGO:
iPhones have a short lifespan
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DonkeyLips:
Alrighty then how about I just call you faggot then
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DonkeyLips:
Anyway my sons newest arthropod project is going swimmingly they've already reproduced like 3 or 4 times it's about time to add bigger creatures and more landscaping :)
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QWZhJGO:
Very rude
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QWZhJGO:
It's 2024
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UmNiRGN:
I literally don't give a shit
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UmNiRGN:
You don't know me at all
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QzYkBjN:
And you also called me big then behemoth, so I super duper don't care
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QWZhJGO:
We know you don't care
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QWZhJGO:
You never cared
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QWZhJGO:
Fine, you said don't use big so I used behemoth and you still got mad
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QWZhJGO:
How about Bulky Barry?
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QWZhJGO:
I'm running out of synonyms that start with "B"
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QWZhJGO:
Guys help me out
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EjMldTM:
You don't need to do any of that Swiss
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EjMldTM:
It's very rude
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EjMldTM:
I hope you stub your toe today :)
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UTO0MDN:
No, you're rude and mean!
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cTZ3U2N:
I hope you two unknowingly pass by each other in public and stub your toe on each others toe
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UTO0MDN:
Is that your fetish?
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JmNlN2Y:
only you will take an innocuous statement and assume theres some sexual undertone
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JmNlN2Y:
new word of the day. swiss is 'iniquitous'
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UTO0MDN:
Thank you for noticing my skills
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UTO0MDN:
I feel appreciated
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UTO0MDN:
<3
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czNxgDO:
Swiss is a sex criminal confirmed
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UTO0MDN:
Pfff you were making very incorrect comments about my penis earlier
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UTO0MDN:
Your false insulations are considered as sexual assult in the modern world
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UTO0MDN:
So who is the sex offender and criminal now?
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UTO0MDN:
Thats what i though
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DonkeyLips:
Shut the fuck up you claimed to not know how to read them
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DonkeyLips:
You have to admit micropenswiss is a good one
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JmNlN2Y:
i now read it as 'micro pens wiss'
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DonkeyLips:
You should be reading it as one word pronounced "micro peen Swiss"
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DonkeyLips:
No joke takes this much explanation. Have you been smoking pot?
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FWN3kzY:
you like micro pens huh?
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UTO0MDN:
Maybe your jokes are just bad? Have ever thought about taking some responsibility?
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JmNlN2Y:
there isn't even two e
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JmNlN2Y:
micro pen swiss
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DonkeyLips:
There aren't two a's in penis either but how do you read that word
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DonkeyLips:
E's*
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DonkeyLips:
Swiss don't even talk to me about bad jokes you're probably the least funny person I've ever met
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DonkeyLips:
Quit being so sassy about your micro penis
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UTO0MDN:
Barry, being a sexual criminal again with her sexual assult
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czNiFWZ:
You wish I'd sexually assaulted you
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UTO0MDN:
You wish that I wish that you'd sexually assult me
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EzN0gzN:
Everything is about sex for you, do you have a problem?
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UTO0MDN:
You're the one constantly talking about my penis
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UTO0MDN:
Just saying
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UTO0MDN:
Pervert
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UjZkFDZ:
I feel left out :,(
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UjZkFDZ:
No one ever talks about my weiner...
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JmNlN2Y:
nice cock bro
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VzNyIDM:
lol
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UTO0MDN:
She's laughing at your cock
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UTO0MDN:
How rude
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UjZkFDZ:
BARRY WHAT HE HELL
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UTO0MDN:
I know right? Saudi bro opens up to us about something deeply personal and makes himself vulnerable to us
