Not firewood, its because the bugs are killing all the trees. So they need to go. Fight bugs with cuts.
Having a yard and being in the city is only for the very rich here
Good luck germanon
Thanks. You too with the animal love.
German, what kind of bugs?
It will forever be a mystery
Fuck with the watchers already
I'm gonna bet it's termites
Some people are just shy I guess
I hope not for his working souls sake
Lol, you should be going to bed anyway!
I can't my friends are up!!
what is this place
And he's gone
Why did you scare him away?
You're fucking with me
Soyboys turning into shyboys
I think I'm gonna go and start my day
It was fun chatting live instead of the telegram style lol
Alright but I'm on to you
I'll send the famous hacker named 4chan after you
Have a good dayyyyyyy
And I'm no one of interest to yew
Good talking to you boi ;)
Im so mad that you've duped me for so long
Hack me harder daddy
I don't mean that.. i know the damage internet folks can do
As well as real dick
Sorry again for the attitude. I've never used that image board you posted and I'm looking now. How do i know you aren't a Nigerian trying to steal my identity? You can have it, but there's strings attached
I was in the wood. Nice air. Now a hot chocolate.
That sounds very comfy
PISS AND PEE
الله يضرب البريطانيين
Wtf does that say?
I mean the romanian
What's with the terrorism?
Did he say a terrorism?
reading some faggot's shit code
You seem nice and friendly
I'm actually cool to hang around I just say faggot a lot
Me too it's a very fun word
Fun and versatile
Is your corner of the states as fucked off as mine?
I live in portland fucking oregon dude
I'm in CUCK CITY
Dude no whey
It used to be a wonderful place
I remember it being cool
lots of cool lan parties, hacker scenes, NARP fail, etc.
I'm just an hour away from p town
What's an ian party?
I'm not a zoomer! Just ignorant. I wasn't born on the internet lol
sorry for assuming anon
Easy assumption to make
I am not worried at all
lan party scene has been dead since 2014
What part of Portland you live in?
here's the plot twist you dont expect I WAS THE ZOOMER THE WHOLE TIME
Uhh south portland near the edges of the city
middle is where the riots are
Oh good so the jokes on you after all
My sister used to live in ne Portland.. fucking shithole full of junkies and tutes
yep shadow of it's former self
And wood village too
I hated going there but i love my sister. She would have me drive her around to meet all sorts of cool black people in parking lots
Nothing nefarious I'm sure lol
Some good coke in Portland though. And vietnamese food
And strip clubs. I miss Portland actually. Everything i enjoy doing there happens where they riot now
AND helium comedy club is about to close down too
helium comedy club is going away?
oh my god nononono
Yeah unless they can pull money from nowhere
I am on their text alert list and got a notice a few days ago
damn that was like the best place
Last show i saw there was tony hinchcliffe i believe. Pretty sure the waitress drugged husband and i
Lots of places will close forever
Not sure if any small venues will survive this shut down
I mean that's the whole point of the pandemic
I wish i was born in like 1855
I would be dead by now and not have to witness this shit
Enough about me though, have you always lived in Portland?
Are you going to stick it out there or try to leave the city at some point?
I have to try to sleep. Goodnight little one sleep well. Hope to chat again sometime
Any fags awake?
I am now but i see i am alone. Have a good day fuckers
Where are my frendos
I see you
what's up world
Happy Thanksgiving America
Happy thanks giving to the amerianons
Was thanksgiving on thursday?
Yes always the last Thursday of November
Does Switzerland have a holiday about their least favorite dinner?
Ugh, I'm sick of this bullshit
Ugh admin is the death the soul
Why do you do it then?
Because I want to pay my rent lol
My 4g color is blue
But yea I have to do this so I can get paid
Being an adult kinda sucks sometime
Fucking responsibilities am I right?
Yes true. You should pay your rent doing something you enjoy also.
Part of the reason i am hesitant to get back to work
My husband doesnt want me to rush into anything i might hate because he didn't and i agree. I always hate my jobs
I gathered you all here today to tell me about your xmas traditions
Son is learning about international holidays and i wanna hit him with impressive facts
Yea don't get a job you'll hate
I'm doing all of this because I'm trying to make a startup but ugh I just want to code and not do all of this other bullshit
I don't really have a Christmas tradition anymore, my family left Switzerland for warmer pastures
It's already snowing here in some places
I dunno about xmas traditions, I just drive over to my parents to hang out for the day, thats about it. I prefer new year lol
What's happening at New Years?
Like what do you eat at xmas? Do you still believe in santa?
My son has shown interest and aptitude with coding, how much misery should he expect to go through before he enjoys a career?
He wants to become a game developer
I've made a few games, they didn't make much though and I'm thinking about releasing two mobile games next year
Encourage his coding because games or games it will be one of the most valuable skills to have in this era
Encourage him to do some traditional art, it will give him a good foundation for making game assets
It's surprising how most people will never learn to program, it's like their brain blocks. Not everyone can learn to code no matter how much it's meme'd lol
I've told him how valuable it is and he is more proud of himself than I've ever seen.
He was very impressive about how early bill gates and elon musk started. Hopefully i dont raise an evil genius like those guys though
I should've stuck with it after graduating. Add something of value to society. What games did you make?
Get him into math, show him he can use it to make awsome graphics and shader and that should give him a big advantage
Bill Gates is a fraud though, he bought the initial software that he used to start Microsoft
He's more a business man than programmer
I'll send you some steam keys via private message next time we are on at the same time. I don't want to dox myself here lol
all early developers start out with their era's equivalent of some rocks and a stick, motivation, and a vision
if anythin, tell him to always look up tutorials for things. not a coder myself, but it's always good to see someone pull something off
like "oh they *did this* using *these tools*", gets the brain going, makes you think about how did they pull it off and how you could apply those same skills yourself
many actual game devs fail because they only think in a super streamlined, rationalized way: just look at yiik and how hard it tried to be "just like the oldies" and ended up missing the point itself
also for bad decisions: liking a girl i had no chances with. literal wake up call when i got told by the same person "i would never ever even direct my eyes towards a person like you"
shit paid off, though. call it domino effect but skip 4 years to current day and i'm now happily with a guy
also graduating. have to do recovery for a lot of subjects, due to a Mysterious and Absolute drop on my performance
bitch was like "muh chain of responsibility" yeah yeah stop giving me a speech about capitalism and just tell me which day do i have to show up to do the exam virtually
Oh fuck he hates math.. how do i get him to like math? Literal bane of his existence
We are only online at the same time once every 12 years
That girl sounds like a c word, I'm glad you found happiness with someone else brown friend
In my experience, performance declines in school or work usually relate to significant life experiences
And congrats on graduating :) just a few few few more months right?
And bill gates is a fraud i agree. His wealth and influence are terrifying though
something something dystopia
but yeah, math is an necessary evil
tell him that if he thinks about it enough, anything is math
math's just logic put into numbers, higher math are formulas: processes are mathematical and formulaic in nature
Trust me I've tried that approach. He just won't accept the truth. Might have to pay a college student to tutor him, ya know like one of the hip youngsters
loool. what game he tryna make though
if he's making anything metal gear solid-wolfenstein copy sort of robot-apocalypse stealth high-speed game................ send him my way, i wanna see that shit
if he's not into math AT ALL... wouldn't see him wanting to make anything rpg-like
also good way to figure game design out is just watching people review games ngl. guys like skillup will just go "this suck because it's this way and this other way"
is anyone here lmao
Not right now!
He's waaay into RPGs. Literally playing skyrim as we speak
Those suggestions are right up his street lol. He's given me some really interesting ideas for games but he hates school with a burning passion so I'm more concerned about how motivated he actually is
Not to say school is everything because there are geniuses who never finished high school, i just hope he makes the right choices when he's old enough
The problem with school is they teach math in the most terrible way possible
I hated doing math at school
But once I learned to actually apply math and see it can actually be used instead of just doing make work problems changed everything
Get him to try and make a little game and he'll see the need for math very quickly
Get the unreal engine 4 (it's free) and find some tutorials on YouTube
if he's anything like me he just hates the stablishment and not learning lol
learning through education can be a huge hit or miss: what you're being teached, the professor, the climate you learn at, and the support you get to learn are all variables that not many people are in the best scenario for. I hated Philosophy right until last year because our old teacher would always try to make it a "you are either this or that and therefore you need to think like this or that" thing
er, but he should just go through it and finish highschool. i'm in that last line before graduating and i'd say it's best to drop out of college than to drop out of highschool lol
if we all just accepted you aren't just what your diploma says.... but most people aren't like that, and i've gotten bad looks just for saying i'm still in highschool. like, they expected me to be already in college or something just because i'm 2 years older than usual seniors
unity, unreal engine, and even just learning to make something through C++ or Python are good starts btw. Does he have Visual Studio Code? The free one btw. Works great as an IDE
although if he knows just about enough, math shouldn't be a problem. Worst you could see in an rpg is whether or not the buffs are additive or multiplicative, lol.
Thank you for the suggestion, purpy. I will try that today :)
2020 has been a whirlwind for him. The constantly changing learning climate has really set him back. He's always been a super advanced reader but he tested one grade behind in math and math comprehension. We will try those engines though
I honestly wouldn't have thought about even searching for something like that. So thank you very much
Hate to change the subject to something mundane, but can either of you reccomend a homemade candy? I always try to do unique candies for gifts and I've started with orange and raspberry fudge and hit a creative wall. Haaaalp
dunno about candy, i'm more of a sweet-food person
maybe you could try finding sugar cane sugar? it's kind of a rock made up of sugar, we call it papelon here
although that'd be probably imported... let me think of something else
We have it here. Enough of a demand in my area means plentiful Hispanic sections in the store
Idk who made this site, but you should add timestamps to the posts. That way I can tell if this site is dead or not.
except when someone links it on /g/! i guess that's alright....
2020-12-10T16:30 This site still exists lol, colour me surprised
Click the ids for time stamp
Lovely fucking day squidward
>Click the ids for time stamp Guess you could also display timestamp on the right
Or you could just click the ids
2 posts by this id
Lots of criticism from someone who apparently doesn't use it
is this just /pol/ in chat mode
And here i was thinking i am the only /pol/tard who comes here
I thought everyone was from/g/
I think it's similar to /pol/ in the sense that i can't ever leave. Nobody talks about national socialism though
Has anyone else noticed the trend of people saying things like "if you have ever (insert unhygienic things), i don't want to hear you complain about the covid vaccine"
No, people here couldn't careless about covid it seems
Buses, shops, streets and everything in between is packed with people
So the election drama continues in America
Are you ready for civil war?
Good. Many people here are starting to not care about it either. A couple restaurants in town have defied the order and opened for indoor dining and people are driving 2-3 hours from the Seattle area just to have a drink at a bar
I don't want a civil war, and idk if it will really happen. But i guess we're ready
I don't plan on participating if i can help it
I can't believe how long it's taken for Americans to realize how fake everything is
I would divulge the details of my preparation, but you know.. operational security
Which one of you killed YouTube?
What happened to youtube?
Worked just fine for me when i tuned on my morning stories
Morning lurker.. you like to... watch?
Whenever someone does this i always hear the minecraft creeper sizzle in my head
Idk why a fed would watch, so thats no concern of mine.. just why lurk on such a small platform? We're all nice. At least i know i am, purple and brown are gentlemen. Don't know them personally though so thats suspect but what i don't know won't hurt me
You should all listen to the tim dillon show
The middle blocker for team USA womens volleyball is 6'8. I'll never be an Olympic champion with these standards, something must be done
Correction, she plays for wisconsin. Even still all of the women are over 6'1. Even the dang liberos
imagine being a fed on a literal anon chat
nowadays being a fed trying to infiltrate shit must be terrible. i wouldnt be able to handle having to larp every single hour of my life
but hey, if there are feds out there... hope they are the ones making the good shitposts. but they always struck me as the guys who make the ">helluca boss only has 1million views >its a failure" threads on /co/
fuck i outed myself as a cartoon enjoyer
What the fuck do I do with my life
/g/ is full of brown people, unlucky
I listen to Tim Dillon sometimes
Shame on you for enjoying cartoons, you have disgrace your families honor
There are no Feds here unless they are very bored
Hey nazibro howdee
Tim dillon is hilarious. Did you see his sketch where he pretended to be megan mccain?
Cartoons are the best. And I'm almost 30. You're never too old for some good toon time
What heckin flag did i just see here?
I listened to an interview with a hacker and learned some unsavory things about what a knowledgeable person can accomplish. Am i in the right place to get some cyber security advice for free? My anonymity is very important to me, but does it actually exist?
Yes, it's safe
The ultimate black pill most people can't seem to accept is that no one really cares about you
Except your family and that is just a maybe
That's true though. I shouldn't be so full pf myself
That's how i know you're a real friend i guess
i have no online identity
i actually throw around different names when making anything that asks for it
other than that, your isp knows what you do ;)
thank god im blessed by this god forsaken continent's lack of regulation, how else am I going to torrent transformers...
if you ever torrent Beast Wars, you'll know who's seeding
Joe biden is the chosen one
Chosen by who? China?
Whatcha testing frendo?
I'm about to torrent mr. Mercedes. Peacock wants $5 from me to watch season 2 and it's making me reeeee
I know it's cheap, but it's the principle
I have an Instagram and ebay. Just recently only got on Facebook to let family know when my mom's celebration of life would be and we had to fucking cancel that anyway because of the chinkie pox
Testing if I'm still alive
Stream don't torrent! There are lots of great free streaming sites out there, just make sure you have an ad blocker
The expanse season 5 just started and I'm pumped
What's a celebration of life?
I like instagram but Facebook seems to be dedicated to ruining it
Celebration of life in place of a funeral
Just happier words for the same sad shit
There will be a chocolate fountain so that makes it not a funeral. If we even get to have it
Meanwhile I've seen weddings, church events, birthday parties etc but we can't have our gathering because everyone will die if we do
Also family from other blue states won't be able to ho back to work for 2 weeks when they get home so being the considerate person i am, we will wait till next summer
Part of the reason i hate the virus and bullshit lockdowns. I wasn't able to spend my mom's last bit of time on earth with her because of it. Makes my blood boil
Anyway, what are the results of your test? Am i speaking with a ghost?
Love to all
last day of work before christmas break
bah this place is dead
show me pictures of dianosaurs or cats please
dear all, this is my penis: 8=)
this is my penis when i see your mom: 8)
this is my penis when i see your penis: 8==========)
Sweden living up to its stereotypes
Where do we go from here?
What are you getting me for Christmas?
Is it clean air?
I wanna know what country I'm in
Sadpanda is going the way of Pornhub soon (and this time it might not come back) better start downloading everything you consider relevant
I stopped watching porn a year ago, I've transcended
it's called xvideos
>2 users online
Hello new friends
Why is /g/ filled with so many anti social autist?
Stop staring and start chatting
Why do /g/ autist go into a chat, then not chat but just lurk and then say no one is chatting?
Come on guys apply yourself
It seems like only Americans have souls and the rest are just NPCs
Prove me wrong please
fuck discord and fuck guildedwhatever
how do I reattach my foreskin
this thing is so dead.
dead like your sex life
Did someone say NIGGERS?
I don't understand the obsession with black people
Do you guys have some repressed sexual feelings towards black people that you feel free to express here?
Is it because of the colors that makes you feel relaxed enough to declear your love?
No it's just a funny word
haha blacks amirite
stop lurking anon
fuck niggers and jews
also mods and jannies
What happened here last night?
It's me, the green femanon. In portland last night and today. It looks and feels like escape from new york up in here
Buildings boarded up still, graffiti all over. Never seen it like this before and ive been to this area many times on weekends. Swiss can i have the link to share pics?
The homeless problem is exploding too. SAD!
haha im 12 and what is this
>anons tell me I should go here
Might as well use IRC
Nvm link purp dawg, i stopped taking pictures. It became redundant
Nothing at all
I wanna see the pics of your waste land
upload to https://fading.blue and post here
> be from /g/
> come to chat, lurk and don't participate
> complain the chat is dead
> be unable to make logical connections but wants to be a programmer
really tickles the pickle
Pickle my tickle
Hey you're here hey hey
I stepped in human shit yesterday. A homeless person left it in a cup on the sidewalk, splattered everywhere, didn't see it till husband said what the fuck
And they ask why i am opposed to wearing sandals in public
Brand new shoes too >:(
Have a holly jolly evening though fren
You need to go to bed
did you tell the staff of the closest establishment about the incident?
if it was me i would do so
It's downtown portland and i didn't take the time to inspect the label on the shit filled cup. So no i told no one
And also the nearest business was boarded up
Yeah, I'll be smoking crack right now
Also this is not my country wtf
Don't do crack you retard
Fuck Jannies, and trannies
but most importranly, fuck YOU
now this is the highly original content i come to see
you could do a search of those phrases and get up in tbe hundreds of thousands i tbink
does it count as poetry then
How is mexico?
fuck jannies amirite lads
fuck niggers too
aussies love niggers wtf do you mean by that
We ran em out of St Kilda and we'll do it again
fuck this gay earth
Fuck you, tho :)
It's a party tonight holy cats
Australians are brats, prove me wrong
nothing is worse than US
Not even Africa
hey uhm, where can I hire somebody to kill me?
that is some /x/ shit
Are you ok?
why is my country wrong
Maybe you are wrong
but im never wrong
Me either. Where are you supposed to be?
Sweden according to my vpn
Well well well
What can be done about it now
How are you today
Not good bud. Me either. What's got you down?
cant move back for christmas because lockdown
Due to quarantine regulations or scared family?
Travel restrictions even?
regulations. also this fucking train company wont give out refunds
There's always a way to get refunded if you are nice enough and speak to the right person
instead they are trying to make people exchange their tickets for more expensive ones at a later date
Why do you want to be home for Christmas?
It's not looking good. will probably have to chargeback since they've pulled this kind of shit before
Can you get on the train and go anyway?
I think there will be police on the other end, plus I wont be able to leave once I get there
That sounds lame, I'm sorry anon
thanks for listening anyway, and have a good day
guys I'll be glad when this bullshit is all over
Would they actually arrest you though?
Don't lose hope nazibro
Oh they left
they have given out fines for it already, not sure about arrests but it is technically against the law, and even if i dont its not worth the risk to be sent back
Well sheeit i hope you are able to have the best Christmas possible
Maybe think of it as just another day, or break protocols and do what you want because you can
Here's my dog if you want to smile
She's just precious
so this is whats killing cuckcord
so tell me whats the benefit of this chatroom over cuckcord
well I din't have to give my phone# just to chat
so that's a plus
but what if I am a no js neckbeard virgin
wouldnt irc be better
text based real time chat
mmm, possibly, yes
but im glad this exists
its very autistic
I don't know what these icons mean
are you a PHONEPOSTER??
This is an anonymous chat where your race, gender, age and other prejudices are irrelevant.
you guys speak like lunatics in an insane asylum - totally love it!
will not be on this site for much longer.. makes me want to end my life! good night <3
I miss my real friend you people seem unstable
I need advice bigly I've been going nuts can someone help me
wassap I am still here
Why is that sad. There haven't been this many people here for this long since the great blizzard of 1979
What have I missed?
Also cute dog!
What's going on?
You've missed an emotional german and swede. My dog said thank you for the compliments, she loves the praise
And a lot of people who like to say nigger online.
And i decided i don't want to ask advice anymore, for fear of unfair judgements. I will keep it on a shelf in the darkest part of my brain where it belongs
Ask for advice, we are all anonymous here so it's hard to judge you when we don't know you
I get the best advice from strangers because there is much less bias compared to friends and family
What's got you stressing?
Nah it's not worth talking about. More likely a destructive impulse than something I'd benefit from I've decided
How is everyone today
Yea destructive impulses usually end up in more misery
It's surprisingly warm today
Working on some stuff but also want to procrastinate
I wanted to see the Jupiter Saturn conjunction
But it's been overcast for weeks now
I forgot about that. It's surprisingly clear here i wish i still had my telescope
I'm doing alright. Gonna hike today. Will share a pic or two
Who prevents this from going absolutely nuts? xD
Oh, I see, nobody.. It already exploded :P
Merry Christmas everyone i hope you have lovely lovely times and santa grants all of your wishes
Mount saint helens western angle
No i wasn't alive when it blew. But cool as hell to grow up under
The pyroclastic flow is enough for me. You can still find ash boys..
Not even the best angle for a picture but Johnston's ridge was closed
If you have the opportunity, visit. Mt st helens is amaze
I promise I won't spam with pictures.. i dont get out much though please forgive my silliness
Merry Christmas you filthy animals and friends
You live near a live volcano?
That must be a little stressful
Keep posting pictures, it's more interesting than the autists declaring their love for Africans
I've only been to Florida
It doesn't deserve the hate that it gets
Yes it absolutely does
Go to at least one more state and you'll see
And it's not stressful at all. I grew up a lot closer to it than i live now.
It was very active when i was in 8th grade. I saw a plume of ash come out, was actually very neat to see
Were you alive in 1980 when it actually fucked shit up?
One of my favorite questions to ax people
You should actually see a western state, even Nebraska or Wyoming. The south is shit. People are nice but you can't breathe in the humidity
And thank you for the link to post pics, happy to share bits of my uninteresting life lol. I try to find something else to show you
how has everyones christmas been
What do we have here
nothing, we have nothing
We have all the gold
Do you guys think my turtle would be harmed by collected and sanitized beach sand? I am sick of gravel and i think she tries to snack on it
I've never read /an/ before are those people generally knowledgeable?
I took sleeping pills 30 minutes ago and im gonna be asleep soon uhh
Wow this chat is a lot deader than usual
why is it so dead
I guess people here have families?
Glowies are shining bright tonight bros
On the chins
Yeah I see
many many shills
What up fuckers
hey sexy people
Where oh where did my swiss friend go i hope he's doing well
Happy new year guys
Oh thank god i was worried SICK that you were lost!
Happy new year to you
whats good niggers
Who wants the vaccin ?
I haven't had any vaccines since the 90s and i don't plan on changing that now
Cosmic rays! All that a growing boy needs...
Cosmic rays you say?
Congress must explain
2021 rolled in and everyone rolled out of here. What happened? Make lausanonymous great again
Why didn't antifa show up today for a counter protest? What's the angle?
Lol, people calling some random fucks entering the capitol and calling it a "coup d'etat" or "insurrection" have to be incredibly spoiled. The only thing that debacle shows is 1) security services are lazy fuckers for letting random people enter a high security area
and 2) the political elite will have now a reason to shut controlled opposition down.
Honestly, if people really believe that some random protesters can take down the entire political system, they have to be incredible naive. Fortunately (or not), it will take far more to change the status quo. But it doesn't matter anyway
Sorry for the rant
Rant all you want broseph
Rant while you can. Things are only about to get worse.
imagine calling what happened a coup d'tat
shows people only studied up to ww2 on highschool and never got interested in ahem, south american history........
cold war? better call it us-sponsored coup electric boogaloo
they obviously just stopped right when venezuela needed a coup. where the hell is your extremist anti-communism when you need it?
It's almost like Americans know nothing about real politics.. real anything. Last few days have unironically been very blackpilling
I have so many questions
Imagine calling this a coup though.
I am heated frens
this country is depressing
I was sent this link on 4chan
Has anyone been to that site before?
Do glowies glow during the day?
And if so how
Americans, are you going to lose your country like this?
When was the last time Americans fought for dem freedumz?
When they liberated France
Americans don't know what freedom is. No one does.
Yeah we aren't really free. And coronavirus has made the stripping of freedoms all more simple for the government
Sad because we have come to a place now where the opposition is going to always silenced because you aren't supposed to agree with "terrorists"
I don't feel one bit sorry for the senators and representatives who had to hide from their people
They should fear the public, we shouldn't fear them.. that's tyranny.
The only option i have is to watch it happen. Voting clearly doesn't matter anymore, and i still don't think a civil war will happen
Monotremes (/ˈmɒnətriːmz/, from Greek μονός, monos ('single') and τρῆμα, trema ('hole'), referring to the cloaca) are one of the three main groups of living mammals, along with placentals (Eutheria) and marsupials (Metatheria). The monotremes are typified by structural differences in their brains, jaws, digestive tract, reproductive tract, and other body parts compared to the more common mammalian types. In addition, they lay eggs ...text too long... aint nobody got time for that...
thankful that my only worry right now is fitting a 20 minute porn vid into 50mb
i know, i know, porn, right; but trust me, it's *that* good
Click tags for time stamps
Damn Zoomers need their hands held for everything
How can it be *that* good
Would Jesus approve?
I need to answer American Gringa tomorrow
I've been MIA for a while
Are you the star of said vid?
Getting close to my limit
I think im gonna snap
What's wrong with you
If you're going extremist gtfo of here this is a quiet place where frens gather
And swissbro, hopefully we can chat again soon! Hope you are happy and healthy
My fellow Americans, please dont snap before the packers win the superbowl
nah it's just a 2 hour kissing vid
Ooh la la
Does anyone else here lurk on p
i'm more of an /aco/ person
yeah i lurk on /pol/
haha look, our / line up.......
The dream team
Where does everyone go when 4chan ultimately goes away for good?
What have I missed?
Not a thing
When are they going to shoot the traitors?
In minecraft of course
Probably between now and the end of the month. Who do you think the traitors are though?
prob these guys https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/210106170246-22-electoral-college-vote-protests-0106-medium-plus-169.jpg
Have the timelines crossed and i missed the up
National mall is shutting down for the inauguration, but they still have 20k national guard troops sleeping on the floor.. whats gonna happen babies?
Happenings will be happening
But seriously wtf is going on?
I though America was the country of FREEDOM not another banana republic
No we're going to banana town it would appear
I wonder if people are gonna get shot and be shooting for real this time..
And i also wonder where the FBI has gotten info about armed takeovers of all 50 state Capitols on that day? I feel like i frequent the board that they'd blame and i only ever see a few people talk about it seriously
wasn't there a leak of that site they all used or whatever
that's all i'd think about
Even so what then?
Freedom is over bitches
Welcome to the rice field
I've hit a creative wall, give me ideas for sewing projects
Make a glow in the dark hoodie
I want a glow in the dark hoodie... :(
You know, id really like to try making clothes but i don't wanna fuck up because im so new.. but i guess no better time to start than the present!
Bros, Americans in certain areas are getting mass texts regarding continuity of government plans, wtf is gonna happen. Literally shaking
Making a tshirt is super easy so you can practice with that
What are these government plans?
Tomorrow is the day of truth
I guess they go in stages, but in the opposite direction of the defcon system? Stage 4 being normal operations, 3 heightened state of alert, 2 immediate preparations, stage 1 all essential government workers move operations to safe, fully staffed facilities
Aka underground bunkers.. what i understand is that they were informed about moving into stage 2. But i have no way to actually confirm this. Just goes along with all the other qeird shit happening
I wouldn't know for sure anyway, people like me wouldn't actually receive such a message
never been an spiritual person, but hell if shit goes down right as soon as i hit one of my shit moods
aint care no more, listenin to music on the tv in lieu of an stereo
More than usual military air traffic.. hit the "u" button at the top to view military flights
I think i like planes, like how some people like trains lol
Today is the day!
Aaaand mothing has happened.. who on earth could've predicted that
So how does it feel to live in a banana republic?
Watching your democracy die right before your eyes
I'm honestly surprised you guys got fucked so hard with out any lube and Infront of the world
How will America ever recover?
I mean, sure, the USA is a modern example of a weakening/dying democracy, but the west in general has been in decline.
I wouldn't really say it's unique to them.
I feel a lot of European countries in the north and the south are going to shit.
Except maybe Switzerland and Norway.
My country excluded since it has been dead since the end the of the empire, but even then it's getting worse imo.
So although I still don't believe it fully, I think more and more that this century will be the Asian century. Even though I don't like this, we will be the new Chinese vassals
Feels bad man
All i can do is go about my own life i suppose.. voting obviously doesn't matter. I'm not gonna go screech in the streets or start posting on social media
However there were some strange things about the inauguration yesterday, but at this point its nothing more than observation
Also antifa is still rioting to the north and south of me
I'm not gay
What are they rioting about?
How long till antifa becomes a left wing death squad?
They want anarchy. No president. They smashed up the DNC headquarters in Portland
But i don't care, im going down there for my birthday and if i encounter a riot that weekend so be it. Ill be in the top floor spitting and throwing pennies at them
Thats not till February so maybe they'll get bored and go home to denver or san fran by then
Someone is watching me talk to myself. What a fucking loser
Or maybe i am the loser for talking to myself?
Is anyone else on?
hey, i enjoy watching
no wait, not in that sense, fuck
I enjoy watching you watch ;)
I wasn't calling you a loser my brown friend, i was trying to bait a zero poster and it obviously didn't work
nah i'm a loser doe
proud of it
not so much of a loser then i guess
I won't hear it
There a laws of motherhood to which i am bound. Self loathing should be discouraged
Law one: do not argue with anyone over the age of 2
You aren't a loser
Law two, don't take health advice from someone fatter than you
#3 is don't stick anything up your ass or nose you aren't certain will come out
I'm kidding i wouldnt say that to a kid hehe.. maybe the nose part. Luckily mine is smart enough that i don't need too.
i like my chats slow though, people send longer messages
shut the up
Why come to a literal chat and ask people to shut the up?
Anyone got tips for saving stuff from a harddrive that stopped working?
oogely boogely boo
You should send the hard drive to a specialist, it will be expensive though
#4 don't take financial advice from someone poorer than you
Fuck i dont wanna spend a lot on it.. the dang thing was expensive though and almost full :/
Might bite the bullet
#5 always be kind to animals. So basic but so so true. The kinds of torture some kids find funny is absolutely heinous
And those are the ones who tend to become serial killers or abusers
Yes, they are classic sociopaths and need a bullet in the head
#6 never do a favor for someone who would never do the same favor for you
but likewise, treat strangers how you want to be treated by one
unironically listening to linkin park. thinking of what career will i choose to drop out first
i miss it bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ziTr315S7c
Linkin park was my favorite as a child
I literally shed tears when Chester died
Is it bad that i ignore strangers because i want them to ignore me? Unbeknownst to me I've met several of my husband's friends when i was working and they report back to him that i am in fact a bitch
I am actually very nice, i just don't see a use for small talking with strangers
#7 never let yourself have high expectations of others, because you will ultimately be disappointed
Witches castle in Portland, Oregon. Filthy faggots can't even keep their graffiti out of the woods. All over the lower trail, the steep trail must keep them away
Fucking coinbase, I'm trying to make made gains but I'm getting cock blocked by their shitty servers
Cool pic, the graffiti sucks though
It looks like a nice place to get a bit weird
#8 don't put all your eggs in the same basket
P.S. Fuck hedge funds for the lulz of course
Yes a lot of weirdness has happened there, hence the name witches castle. So many people love the graffiti, which i don't understand
Good morning lil purpy durp how are you today
Oh weird the counter just showed your id and now it doesn't
Who here is buy doge?
Not me. I'm not smart enough for stocks
But at least i have the self awareness to admit it. This happening is really funny to me though
Wait is doge crypto?
Nvm i read about it a tad. $1=$.03 usd.. still no from me hoss
in my 7 years of using twitter nobody has ever called me out for interacting with their shit as soon as they post it and it makes me feel unrecognized
You need to say more controversial things
used to be a real little shit back in the day. i prefer to have "ywn fuck stolas while he's dressed in his wife's gowns" as the most controversial thing to type out nowadays
like actually going "imagine being this retarded" at people just because i disagreed with them, back at when it was an actual insult i guess
You could start misgendering people
Unless that's against the law like it will be soon here
new helluva boss ep
i am beyond mere cancel culture
i want nothing but to be seen by the younger generations as "problematic"
it has become a good filter: if they like that shit that means they're just like me when i was 14; absolutely retarded about their media consumption habits
You could record yourself doing really naughty things and put it out across several platforms. Like blowing an airhorn in a public place
My son is below your target demo by a few years but he thinks "annoying and dumb" is funny. Most kids don't really care about politics or actual happenings unless it's right in their face
Troll harder i guess
You need to learn their insecurities and target them directly
I do this subconsciously
I've had people lose their shit with just my words lol
May i ask why you want to be noticed on Twitter?
Nobody wants to make a vet appointment for my kitty im getting scared bros
What's wrong with your cat?
He got into a fight with something and got his eye all fucked up :(
This virus is ruining my life
Damn that sucks
Just keep it from getting infected and it should naturally heal if it's not too hardcore
Lol nice one. He is very polite, doesn't scream just meows a lot. I wound up at a farm store and found him some antibiotic stuff and i have to wrap him int the burrito of shame to apply it
Problem is i can't have him where we live now and the people watching him keep letting him outside so if he fights again its all for naught
Why is your cat in a fight club?
Have you thought about teaching it peace instead of violence?
Or buy him a gun
I've tried, but peace was never an option for him
He was born into this life
Looks like you have no choice
Time to buy a kitty pistol
Or get him hooked on catnip so he turns into a hippy cat
He loves the nip. He was at the Capitol on January 6th, told me qanon made him do it
Please tell me you've watched soft white underbelly.. I've said it on here a few times but it really is a good channel
hey pretty new here
Buy doge now or else I kidnap your cat!
He would smoke your ass with his powerful claws
By smoke your ass i mean he'd kill you DEAD
So whats new with you people? Whats happening in your worlds? Any good news? We are expecting snow here, kinda cool i guess
doge deez nuts
nothing much, i'm feeling like im gonna fail my year
err, the recovery exams, that is
You won't fail fren
I turn 30 this weekend and its all about to be ruined by a snow storm
Just my heckin luck
Holy shit is anyone else following what is going on with bam margera??
What did he do?
I bet he didn't buy dogecoin
There are people out there without doge lol
Oh jeez you and your meme cryptocurrency
He's deleted a bunch of stuff since this morning but basically i suspect he has sone sort of drug and alcohol induced psychosis
He was posting to Instagram since before i was awake
What did he post?
Alcohol is so fucked up, I can't believe it's so celebrated
And glorified but it mostly ruins lives
Love is beautiful you guys
You should try
Not heavy but loosy
colors are red
He posted a lot of incoherent stuff, named names but from what i could deduce it was just people he's angry with or blaming. Very sad to see
Drugs and alcohol were bad but his ((doctors)) allegedly put him in shit that made everything worse
Speaking only from personal experience, he speaks like someone with psychosis or maybe he's on a bender. One video his wife was in she looked extremely surprised and concerned
getting psychotic on a bad trip is the worst thing
from "i'm going to die" to "my throat is going to completely close up and i will die from drowning in my blood", never smoke something you don't know the contents of
going to schools to advice kids not to do drugs, but all i gotta do is tell em what happens when you think "yeah nothing wrong with a bit of smoking too much"
Y'all smoking pcp or what in argentina?
nah, had a small incident with smoking weed that was laced with fucking ketamine
Sounds like a good time lol
Who is giving away free ketamine in Argentina? Asking for a friend...
Stop doing bad things. Bad bad boys
Upset mother face
Except weed or psilocybins
But last time i had shrooms i had way too much things got weird.. i couldn't be in a room with electronics because they were "infected". Whatever that means
So i sat outside and admired my dog
the good thing is that i now don't ever want to smoke shit at all.
drugs? dude, you tried playing scary games with the light off? that's another feeling entirely
Scary games don't scare me :(
What is a scary game?
Like resident evil? Or ouija?
nah like, silent hill
resident evil's more of a surv horror game, yo.....
No games are scary, there just pixels, how can pixels be scary?
Also mushrooms are for dirty hippies, LSD is what the cool kids do
I hope you're not a dirty hippie
No im not a hippie, i iust had read that they can help fix a stupid brain that can't feel happy. That was not the case
I won't likely do any psychedelics again.. i fell for the lie once already and it took a long time to feel like I'd recovered from it
Silent hill isn't scary
Really? I mean mushrooms are ok, just weak. I did a huge amount once and I felt like I could teleport through my memories and "relive" them
LSD is like exploring new worlds and other dimensions and is a hell of a ride and it always teaches me something new
Mdma is ok, that one can fix your trama, but it's not something I enjoy doing a lot, the first few times are interesting but once you understand the carnival it gets a bit boring
I hate junkies, people who do uppers and alcoholics though lol
Yeah those folks are stains on society. Lol the time i tried mdma it was laced with pipers so i was so so so sick. Just haven't had good experiences with drugs, probably a good thing
Considering the addictive tendencies that plague my family
I would like to try dmt though, see if i can talk to my mom and grandma
Swissanon, im I'm about to drink a beer with fondue what's gonna happen?
If the beer is cold you will be in a world of pain
Why are things so sketchy in the USA, why do they lace stuff?
I would also like to try DMT
I don't know if I'll be able to talk to your mom or grandma though
No polish people allowed!
Things are sketchy because people want money for nothing. I've heard of n words selling bags of crushed glass and calling it meth
And if you try dmt before me I'd appreciate if you tried to conjure them, gran is short and irish looking with a big butt and mom is heckin native looking also big butted
I won't post names but i think you will know them when you see them. Mom might be naked, she was a nudist irl
I wish i was joking
Idk if thats how dmt even works to be honest I've just heard some stuff
Y'all got them big butt genes?
I think you'd need a high does of mushrooms if you want to see your relatives since it lets you travel through your memories
DMT is more like breaking the fabric of reality and space and seeing the underlying code
Most nudist are people you never want to see naked lol
I will second that my friend I've stayed where she lived.. some of the nicest people. Their personalities shine without clothing
But i took a lot of mushrooms the one time if i took more i might need a padded room
Idk dmt might work for me. I'll find a recipe and share if it's worth a try
In the meantime can you tell me about your time in Haiti? Been wanting to ask
Well you got to build mental tolerance first
It's like it's your first time drinking and you drink an entire bottle of vodka and then wonder why you had a bad time
You have to work your way up to the bigger doses lol
Haiti is awful, there's no constant electricity or water
The city still looks like it been bombed to hell and back
Lots of voodoo and stuff like that
People are friendly though
I would rather live in Haiti than France though lol
I probably will never go to either place. They both seem stinky
I'd go to eastern Europe before france. Czech republic sounds cute
Haiti doesn't stink but France does literally smell like dog shit
Don't trust Eastern Europeans
I wouldn't dream of it but i do wanna see the place. And see that cool old cemetery in Prague
Did you work for Hillary Clinton in haiti?
Lo no, she's one of the cancers killing Haiti
Got to Milan, it's much nice and more historical
Fuck Eastern Europe
I had an Eastern European roommate and she was and still is absolutely insane and selfish
My ex was also from Eastern Europe and yea so I'm biased lol
The oblivious selfishness is strong in them
I had hired and befriended a russian girl who on the surface was very sweet and generous, came from a wealthy family and such and she turned out to be one of the most conniving people I've ever met
I'm so glad i only had to have roommates for a short time, I've never heard anything good
And my roommates were disgusting boys. Brought scabies into the house which luckily i skated by because i am clean. Partied with high school students, left me to deal with cops when i was 7 months pregnant. Some funny stories came of that place though
Something about communism that turns people into sociopaths
One of them refused to brush his teeth and could clear a room. One never wore shoes. My best friend in the house was autistic and drank half empties from previous days parties, tried to shoot a homeless guy, and also wanted to inspect my pregnancy vomits
Oh hello, it does seem that way. Maybe not having enough nutrition at a young age?
Fetal alcohol syndrome is also a huge possibility i bet
I think you just got a batch of degenerates
I've had make and female roommates and it was only the Eastern European girl that was bad by a large margin
It's funny. It's still cold here and girls are starting to dress like its summer just because there's a little bit of sun
Why are they so desperate to show of their tits and ass?
Because daddy never paid them enough attention
It's cliche at this point and unattractive
I see how bitches dress anymore and thank my lucky stars that i have a son
First thing that comes to mind when i see them now is narcissistic
They love negative attention and it's been reinforced by feminism
It's Switzerland, they don't get negative attention
The state of modern women is very sad
They barely get positive attention lol
Why is that?
Modern men too
Because people are very reserved, talking to a stranger is like a huge deal here l
Fucking simps and coomers need to be lined up and shot
I wanna go. I hate talking to people.
Go to Finland, it's even more extreme there
Google images of "Finnish bus stop"
I would love to go to finland, i wanna see my homeland
It must be genetic, i go out of my way to avoid folks
Maybe. I've had quite a few Finnish friends and they've mostly been cool
I even went to Finland with one
It was interesting
Lucky. The alcoholic ones are pretty insufferable though. They can't even be functioning alcoholics
Finnish food however is not the best.. that or i haven't mastered it yet
What did you guys do in Finland?
Explore forests, forage for blueberries, explore Helsinki and other towns, go on a private island in the lake, take the boat to Estonia
Also look at the Finnish alcoholics and junkies
Oooh sounds exhilarating!
Does Switzerland have the same kind of immigration problems as the Scandinavian places though? If i go anywhere I'd prefer not to be raped or murdered
No, Switzerland civilizes their immigrants, if you don't adapt, you can't stay
Mandatory military service helps with that too
Like all people have to join the military or just immigrants?
Also why the heck are there 2 of me here? Who did this