No I have really good health insurance through my work
0059387☇+×
MWOzADM:
Nice
0059388☇+×
MWOzADM:
I guess there are benefits to being a fed huh Barry?
0059389☇+×
VWOwcTO:
Or working for a financial institution
0059390☇+×
VWOwcTO:
I have to get a biopsy on Thursday and I'm really scared
0059391☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry is getting a boipussy and is scared, how can we support Barry in this difficult time?
0059392☇+×
MGN5YTM:
Make me laugh
0059393☇+×
QTMyAzM:
Take a selfie
0059394☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
barry already doing the neovagina
0059395☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
crazy
0059396☇+×
ZGOjNWM:
so is barry ftm or mtf?
0059397☇+×
ZGOjNWM:
or both depending on the mood?
0059398☇+×
ZGOjNWM:
what pronounces should i use then?
0059399☇+×
ZGOjNWM:
im gonna stick with it/its
0059400☇+×
Broken:
don't listen to these jokers barry its going to be fine
0059401☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
sorry for being on funny barry it was uncalled for and good luck on the surgery
0059402☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i rise my "عقال" to you leaf for being such a gentleman
0059403☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
respect
0059404☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
unfunnny**
0059405☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What the heck is that word Saudi bro
0059406☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Surgery isn't for months the dr is still catching up after her operating room was shut down for covid so I'm in line. Thursday is just a small procedure testing for cancer
0059407☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Which is crazy to say I'm 32 hecking years old
0059408☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Actual cancer George not anything relating to a penis or vagina or tits
0059409☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
it's just arabian male head wear
0059410☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
black circular thing
0059411☇+×
FmNhVDM:
I want one
0059412☇+×
YDZ1YTY:
smh
0059413☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Jk I just didn't know what else to say
0059414☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I panic if the chat isn't moving
0059415☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
PANIC
0059416☇+×
Broken:
Summer class starts tommorrow
0059417☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Lucky
0059418☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lol who goes to school in the summer?
0059419☇+×
MWOzADM:
Nerd!!
0059420☇+×
ZDNyYDO:
Someone who wants it to be over with I bet
0059421☇+×
ZDNyYDO:
You're a nerd!
0059422☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
life is fucking boring swiss might as well get done with uni faster
0059423☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i only i had a summer term last year
0059424☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i could be done now
0059425☇+×
MWOzADM:
You guys should be having fun
0059426☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also if you're not networking while at Uni you're really fucking up your future
0059427☇+×
MWOzADM:
It's the meta game
0059428☇+×
MWOzADM:
The world works on nepotism unfortunately
0059429☇+×
MWOzADM:
People hire their friends
0059430☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i tried to but i think i failing at it
0059431☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
im*
0059432☇+×
ZWOmFjN:
Make business cards saudi
0059433☇+×
ZWOmFjN:
That would be funny
0059434☇+×
Broken:
no networking for me no idea how that works
0059435☇+×
MWOzADM:
How do you expect to get hired?
0059436☇+×
MWOzADM:
On your merits? Lol
0059437☇+×
VTYmZzM:
His fed family probably
0059438☇+×
VTYmZzM:
Or just go out and make friends leaf
0059440☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That's nepotism brother
0059441☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What the fuck guys I said make me laugh and the chat goes dead
0059442☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🧀
0059443☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh wow lol
0059444☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🧀
0059445☇+×
FzM5IDO:
That's the emoji suggestion for swiss
0059446☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🧀
0059447☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🧀 🧀 🧀
0059448☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I made myself laugh today thanks
0059452☇+×
Broken:
your welcome
0059453☇+×
NWY3YzY:
Did you know for some reason the holes in Swiss cheese started to disappear
0059454☇+×
NWY3YzY:
They found out why
0059455☇+×
NWY3YzY:
The reason was the milk was too clean
0059456☇+×
NWY3YzY:
They had to add a tiny bit of hay powder to the milk to fix it
0059457☇+×
NWY3YzY:
The most Swiss problem ever
0059458☇+×
FzM5IDO:
First world problems
0059459☇+×
Broken:
swiss world problems
0059460☇+×
Broken:
do the holes change the taste or is it just aesthetic
0059461☇+×
MWOzADM:
Aesthetic
0059462☇+×
gzNmJzY:
I bet they do something for flavor though
0059465☇+×
MGN5YTM:
Biopsies hurt like a mother fucker guys I dont recommend them
0059466☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
it's literally taking a sample of your meat
0059467☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
of course it painful
0059468☇+×
Broken:
what did they do?
0059469☇+×
Broken:
reading the sort discriptions on google says it shouldn't hurt
0059470☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You don't wanna know leaf but I read google too and did not expect what I felt
0059471☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They had to do it twice it was miserable
0059472☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I'll have results next week so stay tuned
0059473☇+×
FzM5IDO:
In other news... we got bunnies
0059474☇+×
FzM5IDO:
To raise for food I guess and I'm not allowed to be their friend
0059475☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It feels like a personal attack
0059476☇+×
MWOzADM:
Being your friend is a personal attack
0059477☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also you bunny killer
0059478☇+×
MWOzADM:
How can you sleep at night knowing you will be responsible for their deaths?
0059479☇+×
MWOzADM:
You'll be lulling those poor innocent souls into a false sense of security and then just murdering them for your selfish gains
0059480☇+×
MWOzADM:
Despicable
0059481☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Shut up
0059482☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Only the babies will die
0059483☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And why do you feel attacked?
0059484☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ps have you ever had rabbit stew? So very yum
0059485☇+×
MWOzADM:
>only the babies will die
0059486☇+×
MWOzADM:
Was this supposed to make you seem less evil/bad?
0059487☇+×
MWOzADM:
Because it's having the opposite effect...
0059488☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry is satan confirmed
0059489☇+×
Broken:
baby soup swiss
0059490☇+×
Broken:
the delicacy of hell
0059491☇+×
Broken:
you know you want it
0059492☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ok well when the apocalypse comes I'll have an endless supply of meat and you won't
0059493☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They aren't really babies they're offspring. They grow up some before you butcher them
0059494☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Duh
0059495☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I didn't know you were so soft Swiss
0059496☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't have the time/money/space to raise big meat animals
0059497☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You eat meat don't you?
0059498☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry, I have some bad news for you
0059499☇+×
MWOzADM:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning
0059500☇+×
MWOzADM:
People keep falling for the rabbit meme
0059501☇+×
MWOzADM:
Because of the importance of fats, under no conditions limit yourself to a meat diet of rabbit just because they happen to be plentiful in the region where you are forced down. A continued diet of rabbit will produce rabbit starvation -- diarrhea will begin in about a week and if the diet is continued DEATH MAY RESULT.
0059502☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Interesting I didn't know this. Either way it's not like our sole plan is to rely on rabbits they're just like insurance I guess
0059503☇+×
FzM5IDO:
There's lots of hunting around here
0059504☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And you already know I grow and preserve food. And make bone broth
0059505☇+×
MWOzADM:
From the skeletons of your victims of course
0059506☇+×
NTOxITY:
Yep
0059507☇+×
MWOzADM:
I knew it
0059508☇+×
YDZ1YTY:
cought in 4k
0059509☇+×
gzMzM2N:
Happy cinco de Mayo all you pandejos
0059510☇+×
MWOzADM:
Tu madre
0059511☇+×
MWZ0ADN:
Vete a la mierda
0059512☇+×
ZTMxITN:
is this place still alive? may 5 2023
0059513☇+×
Broken:
AGAIN PUT THE TIME STAMPS IN FULL VIEW REDSWISS
0059514☇+×
Barry:
Tits and time stamps redswiss
0059515☇+×
NWYxcTN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evV05QeSjAw
0059516☇+×
NWYxcTN:
real deal i see
0059517☇+×
FzM5IDO:
George is back!
0059518☇+×
FzM5IDO:
God damn fed
0059519☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Other American- yes were alive and also your mothers butt
0059520☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
nah leaf, redswiss aint got time for two lines of code
0059521☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
other american didn't ask if we are alive barry wut
0059522☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
also why so rude
0059523☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
this is why we cant have new friends
0059524☇+×
MWOzADM:
Pendejo is Spanish for asshole
0059525☇+×
MWOzADM:
So they entered the chat calling us all assholes and I had to defend all y'all's honors
0059526☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
thanks swiss you are a real one
0059527☇+×
Broken:
Long Live the King
0059528☇+×
YGZiNTM:
Only we can talk shit to each others, new friends have to earn that privilege
0059529☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm gonna live my life and let you think the other American called you assholes
0059530☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It wa definitely not me
0059531☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And yes he did ask if we're alive
0059532☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I'm rude because fuck Americans they're fat dick heads who sit around collecting government money
0059533☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Get a real job pendejo
0059534☇+×
FzM5IDO:
At least the ones on computers posting on forums
0059535☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And leaf I think the king is really creepy
0059536☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Stop sucking off the royals just because
0059537☇+×
MWOzADM:
Is Barry looking for a royal whipping?
0059538☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yes of course
0059539☇+×
MWOzADM:
Well none for you
0059540☇+×
FzM5IDO:
At least I can say I tried
0059541☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyway gotta mow my lawn suck it apartment dwellers
0059542☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Anyone who hires a landscaper is a pussy and retard
0059543☇+×
ZjN4U2M:
Mowing the lawn is too enjoyable to hire someone else to do it.
0059544☇+×
ZjN4U2M:
Waste of money to be frank.
0059545☇+×
Broken:
^this canada is not me but yes paying someone to mow your lawn is a waste of money
0059546☇+×
Broken:
I wouldn't say mowing the lawn is fun, push mowers are a pain
0059547☇+×
NzYyIjZ:
https://a.uguu.se/RgFDKNTa.png
0059548☇+×
NzYyIjZ:
hmm
0059549☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Looool
0059550☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Unless you're old or disabled you should mow
0059551☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I have a battery powered push mower and it doesn't propel itself it's a pain but a good work out I guess
0059552☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I think it's dying though I had to charge it three times yesterday instead of once
0059553☇+×
MWOzADM:
So what's the chats opinion on A.I. girlfriends?
0059554☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
what happened to that girl you were dating?
0059555☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
is everything alright?
0059556☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was only one date
0059557☇+×
MWOzADM:
And someone else she was seeing asked her to be exclusive
0059558☇+×
MWOzADM:
She said yes but she said she can't be friends because she is attracted to me and won't be fair for the other guy
0059559☇+×
MWOzADM:
I was like ok
0059560☇+×
MWOzADM:
The Russian is always on business trips but I may see her in a week or two
0059561☇+×
MWOzADM:
But I'm probably going to give up on her
0059562☇+×
MWOzADM:
She's not interesting enough for such chasing
0059564☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
oh well such is life
0059565☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
as for my opinion about A.I. girlfriends, its not complete if you can't get physical
0059566☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
if you catch my drift
0059567☇+×
Broken:
same idea with waifus. its funny to pretend to have one but its just sad to actually do it
0059568☇+×
MWOzADM:
Don't worry saudi bro, Boston dynamics is working hard on giving our A.I. girlfriends bodies
0059569☇+×
MWOzADM:
You're my waifu ;)
0059570☇+×
MWOzADM:
Or should I say buckfu ;)
0059571☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
gay away
0059572☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Like the juaqin phoenix movie?
0059573☇+×
FzM5IDO:
When scarlet Johansson live in his phone?
0059574☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They can't get pregnant also so what if you wanted kids?
0059575☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You shouldn't give up on real women there's one out there for you Swiss :)
0059576☇+×
MWOzADM:
No more like Cherry 2000
0059577☇+×
MWOzADM:
https://fading.blue/u/493761.jpeg
0059578☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Never seen it
0059579☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You'll find someone just get off the degenerate apps
0059580☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You filthy little slut
0059581☇+×
YTYhVzN:
SYUYBIPUJO0P[KPI[BNIOYFYYRH0IKO[
0059582☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh look a fed
0059583☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Wtf is that
0059584☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
someone might have slept on a keyboard
0059585☇+×
FzM5IDO:
They post test results before a dr calls you with my insurance I guess and idk what any of it means
0059586☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I have really low red blood cells from what I understand
0059587☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Well this is gay I'm gonna stress about it all day
0059588☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Everything is low except for a few things. Maybe that's normal?
0059589☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm just not gonna think about it
0059590☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i just sent an email to a company recruiter with so many mistake holyshit
0059591☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i need to get coop trainnig to graduate
0059592☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i fucked up the companies name and my name is diffrent in the email and on outlook
0059593☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
smh
0059594☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
also they have office in diffrent nearby cities but i specified one for no reason
0059595☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
now you can stop worrying barry and laugh about that instead
0059596☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
its kinda gay i only get 8 weeks because its summer training in a trimester system
0059597☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
2 months is nothing but i guess it is what it is
0059598☇+×
MWOzADM:
Take your vitamins and eat some cooked bone marrow
0059599☇+×
MWOzADM:
Stop eating seed oils
0059600☇+×
MWOzADM:
Is that like an internship saudi bro?
0059601☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
give me your email swiss i want to train in lausanne
0059602☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
yeah it is
0059603☇+×
MWOzADM:
Good luck because they can either be really cool are shitty
0059604☇+×
MWOzADM:
Which company?
0059605☇+×
MWOzADM:
Send an email to nestle
0059606☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
hmmm i will see
0059607☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i sent to schnider electric
0059608☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i typed it like that in the email smh
0059609☇+×
ITOzQ2M:
If they bring it up just act like you're too focused on your studies and whatnot to care about punctuation and grammar
0059610☇+×
ITOzQ2M:
I'm gonna make bone broth this weekend and I think thats what I'll start having instead of food unless it's eggs
0059611☇+×
ITOzQ2M:
Maybe just not eat anything all week and only have water and vitamins. No caffeine will be hard I get really bad headaches but I've gotta change something drastically
0059612☇+×
ITOzQ2M:
What are you training to do Saudi bro? I know I've asked before but I didn't write it down duh
0059613☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
smh and you call yourself a fed
0059614☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
you should know where i live by now
0059615☇+×
I2YxkTM:
I'm confused
0059616☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm mean you're clearly in Poland
0059617☇+×
MWOzADM:
You will eat the bone marrow
0059618☇+×
MWOzADM:
You will take the vitamins
0059619☇+×
lDOkVGM:
I have marrow bones in my freezer but what's the big woop about them?
0059620☇+×
MWOzADM:
Where do you think blood cells are made?
0059621☇+×
hDMxEGM:
Your mothers butt?
0059622☇+×
MWOzADM:
Very rude!
0059623☇+×
Broken:
and barry needs more of it
0059624☇+×
Broken:
get your mother to work and have shit out those cells for barry
0059625☇+×
Broken:
random thought but you think death of natural causes is the grim reaper's senior's citizen discount policy or is he trying to take out your life insurance?
0059626☇+×
MWOzADM:
No one has died of natural causes since the 80s
0059627☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't have cancer at least in the spot they did the biopsy
0059628☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Idk why everything looks so weird on my other stuff though
0059629☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
whats natural cuases
0059630☇+×
FzM5IDO:
When you just get too old and croak
0059631☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
like swiss?
0059632☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah I think he's pushing about 67 years old he really need a to be careful these days
0059633☇+×
YmYkJWO:
Very rude!
0059634☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Have any of you guys ever used wood glue for anything?
0059635☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm trying to fix a spot on my door my little dog chewed on and I don't wanna fuck it up
0059636☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Not glue but putty or filler
0059637☇+×
MWOzADM:
What?
0059638☇+×
MWOzADM:
Just use super glue
0059639☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Jesus
0059640☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not using super glue on a wooden door frame
0059641☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't need to glue I need to repair and clearly you've never used the stuff
0059642☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My son's girlfriend's mom is like model pretty and supposedly coming to my house for a bbq next weekend im feeling very intimidated I don't like it
0059643☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I'm glad he has a very cute girlfriend.
0059644☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I followed the mom on Instagram but it's set to private so we shall see
0059645☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
creep
0059646☇+×
Broken:
barry when in doubt through that super glue on her, she won't be a model much longer
0059647☇+×
MWOzADM:
Now you know how I feel with the Russian lady
0059648☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also just use super glue
0059649☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The Russian lady isn't a single mom coming to your house though when you already have a significant other
0059650☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm very insecure it's annoying
0059651☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The Russian lady literally wanted to fuck you
0059652☇+×
FzM5IDO:
A little girl went missing from my neighborhood last night guys wtf
0059653☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Like the mom was passing out flyers
0059654☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Is this Steven king's It?
0059655☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I will attack a skinwalker idc
0059656☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Buuuuut the girl was 16 so a run away is possible but also scary from my perspective
0059657☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Who knows what the fuck they're up to
0059658☇+×
Broken:
George has not been in the chat for a while, I find him suspicious. He stole that 16 year old
0059659☇+×
Broken:
1232
0059660☇+×
Broken:
I recently did some calculations and found that (including shorts and dropped material) I have consumed up to 1232 manga and manga related material
0059661☇+×
Broken:
wait I forgot about the 247 manga I gave up on. This adds to 1479 manga and manga related material
0059662☇+×
Broken:
I believe i have made my case for being the biggest waste of space in this chat
0059663☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You're not a waste of space in the chat
0059664☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I credit mt lack of recognition to the time you called me a cunt but honestly I worry when you don't post
0059665☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But you should take a break from the manga unless you're in some kind of competition
0059666☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Plus I'm the biggest waste I just bitch all the time but that's why I'm Barry
0059667☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
fucking amazon keep charging my card 16 riyals
0059668☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
but it fails because the card only has 4 riyals in it
0059669☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i don't why they keep doing
0059670☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i think because i agreed one time to get their dumb amazon prime trial
0059671☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
but i can't cancel it now
0059672☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
predator marketing tactics
0059673☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
might send an angry email to the little shits
0059674☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
also amazon prime isn't 16 riyals
0059675☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
so idk what they are trying to do
0059676☇+×
Broken:
they shipped your money to their wallet
0059677☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
what
0059678☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
no i keep getting messages about a failed payment
0059679☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
so they have been failing for almost a week now
0059680☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Open amazon
0059681☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Select accounts
0059682☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Manage prime membership
0059683☇+×
MWOzADM:
The missing girl is George
0059684☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And just cancel
0059685☇+×
MWOzADM:
Leaf, have you at least read berserk?
0059686☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Come one computer nerd
0059687☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I bet he has
0059688☇+×
MWOzADM:
You must pay mr bezos saudi bro
0059689☇+×
MWOzADM:
There is no escape
0059690☇+×
FzM5IDO:
No you don't Saudi
0059691☇+×
Broken:
yes i have, pretty good but a tad overrated
0059692☇+×
MWOzADM:
I am grifith and you are caska ;)
0059693☇+×
MWOzADM:
I got pretty far but i stopped after a while
0059694☇+×
MWOzADM:
I like the anime and the newer movies
0059695☇+×
MWOzADM:
I used to watch animes back in the day like ghost im the shell, ninja scroll, samurai x, apple seed, akira, hellsing and some others
0059696☇+×
MWOzADM:
All the new shit seems so lame
0059697☇+×
MWOzADM:
Only toppa gurren lagann is a some what modern anime that I liked
0059698☇+×
MWOzADM:
Arcane was super cool but I dont think that counts
0059699☇+×
MWOzADM:
Edgerunners was cool but the story was too simpy
0059700☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
barry i went there and it is like as if im not subscribed
0059701☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
so i have no idea why im getting charged
0059702☇+×
cTNwMDZ:
Call your bank to get a new card? Block the one you have now
0059703☇+×
MWOzADM:
There is no hiding saudi bro, Jeff WILL find you
0059704☇+×
MWOzADM:
Jeff WILL get paid
0059705☇+×
MWOzADM:
Its the amazon way
0059706☇+×
IzYwADM:
He's a villain
0059707☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
im not scared of bezos to get a new card
0059708☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i just disabled online payments
0059709☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i should contact them but i didn't find their support email
0059710☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Who?
0059711☇+×
FzM5IDO:
This toddler has given me like 8 different viruses since October I'm sick again this is fucked up
0059712☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
your mom
0059713☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
jeff bezos
0059714☇+×
MDOjJGM:
Jeffrey bezos give us your direct contact information
0059715☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
nvm i had to open amazon on my pc to cancel it
0059716☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
it doesn't show up in the app for some reason
0059717☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
also fuck google maps
0059718☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i wanted to go somewhere and it put a roundabout but there was non in real life i took a wrong turn and got lost
0059719☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
but i figured it out
0059720☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
thay was suck
0059721☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i went to an under construction area it was kinda cool tbh
0059722☇+×
VWO5MWN:
That's why I use apple google maps is horse shit
0059723☇+×
MWOzADM:
Jeff got google to try and kill you because you refuse to pay saudi bro
0059724☇+×
MWOzADM:
You think you arrived at that construction site by accident?
0059725☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why haven't you sold the toddler to the clintons or something Barry?
0059726☇+×
MWOzADM:
It would solve a lor of your problems
0059727☇+×
MWOzADM:
You could do a tradsies for a hit on your sister
0059728☇+×
MWOzADM:
Two birds one toddler kind of deal
0059729☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
lmao
0059730☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not going to sell a toddler to anyone you weirdo
0059731☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I love her she's my niece but god dammit if she's not the most difficult kid I've ever dealt with idk who can top her
0059732☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Seriously I wish you could see her. Literally looks for things to cry about every.fucking.morning
0059733☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And afternoon and night
0059734☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I spend upwards of 15 hours a week managing her tantrums and shit
0059735☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She is her own full time job
0059736☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Feels bad because I can feel the need in my soul for quality time with my son and I'm not allowed to do that its actually making me feel depressed
0059737☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i think swisses deal is still acquirable
0059738☇+×
cjZkZGZ:
Stop rewarding her for crying Jesus Christ that's how you get more crying
0059739☇+×
cjZkZGZ:
When she cries don't give attention
0059740☇+×
cjZkZGZ:
Focus on your actual child instead of a lost cause
0059741☇+×
cjZkZGZ:
Learn to prioritize
0059742☇+×
Broken:
thats just mean swiss, the baby is like 3? the attention barry is giving her will make her come out ok
0059743☇+×
Broken:
plus barry's kid is smart I'm sure he understanding of the situation
0059744☇+×
MWOzADM:
Y'all need to stop enabling bad behavior
0059745☇+×
AzYlRmZ:
I definitely don't enable it but it need to be corrected often
0059746☇+×
AzYlRmZ:
Unfortunately it's not my kid so I don't wanna spank her especially if cps is involved
0059747☇+×
AzYlRmZ:
She's just only ever known trauma
0059748☇+×
QWO0QGM:
spank cps
0059749☇+×
IGZhV2N:
I'm considering a lawsuit tbh they've mismanaged this case so bad and enable my sisters behavior from the start
0059750☇+×
IGZhV2N:
I made friends with one girl who was on the case and she's told me things that I otherwise wouldn't have known about the notes and whatnot
0059751☇+×
MWOzADM:
Sued the, for millions
0059752☇+×
MWOzADM:
Then pay for our zamzam water road trip
0059753☇+×
MWOzADM:
Them*
0059754☇+×
NDZ5IGM:
Sounds good
0059755☇+×
NDZ5IGM:
I'm not sick thank hot but have sinus and ear infections
0059756☇+×
QWO0QGM:
thank hot
0059757☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The dr gave me codeine cough syrup I'm gonna be leaning for a day or so sorry in advance for any stupid thing I say
0059758☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And amoxicillin and ear drops and an inhaler
0059759☇+×
MWOzADM:
Don't fall for the opioid meme
0059760☇+×
MWOzADM:
Take some robotusein with dxm instead
0059761☇+×
MWOzADM:
Much less likely to ruin your life, not addictive and will take care of your cough
0059762☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also why are they giving you antibiotics for a virus?
0059763☇+×
MWOzADM:
What is wrong with American doctors?
0059764☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also leaf how dare you ignore my posts about anime and shit
0059765☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm feeling betrayed in an anime kind of way
0059766☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
he said berzerk was a tad overrated
0059767☇+×
MWOzADM:
I was hoping for a deep philosophical discussion on the western interpretation of eastern narratives on an animated medium that got its direct inspiration from Disney's Alice in wonderland
0059768☇+×
MWOzADM:
But no, maybe it is leaf and his manga that are "overrated"
0059769☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry defend my honor!
0059770☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why are there suddenly lines between the posts?
0059771☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also I don't have a virus I have an infection
0059772☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What I have is basically robitussin though I think you're confused
0059773☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Leaf answer Swiss he's daddy. Engage in his philosophical discussion post haste!
0059774☇+×
Broken:
I mean i never watched those old anime frankley with exception to Type-Moon media I haven't watched anime in around 5-6 years?
0059775☇+×
Broken:
As for Berserk I mean i like the themes and such but the manga never reached the peak of the Golden Age arc
0059776☇+×
Broken:
Turned into a generic fantasy with a bloated cast. which is fine but not what i read Berserk for
0059777☇+×
Broken:
theres also the fact that its been a long time since i read it so i have trouble remebering its thematic messaging
0059778☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry, my honor was not sufficiently defended
0059779☇+×
MWOzADM:
Leaf, unfortunately the only way we can settle this is a street fight to the death
0059780☇+×
MWOzADM:
I choose Barry to go fight in my place and defend my honor as was promised
0059781☇+×
MWOzADM:
By reading this you have accepted the terms of the agreement
0059782☇+×
MWOzADM:
No takebacksies
0059783☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Tldr
0059784☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm in now shape to fight Swiss I will lose on your behalf
0059785☇+×
MWOzADM:
You better start working on your Rocky montage because you sir are fighting
0059786☇+×
kTYmBjY:
hi!
0059787☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
hi
0059788☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
go to work barry
0059789☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i gotta sleep
0059790☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't work today my dr said no no
0059791☇+×
QWO0QGM:
my bad then have a good morning
0059792☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's 9:42pm though what are you on about
0059793☇+×
QWO0QGM:
it was 7 am to me fix your clock
0059794☇+×
Broken:
idk whats wrong with your clocks but is 6:38 right about now
0059795☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Nope 7:16 am here Saudi
0059796☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Here and everywhere
0059797☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's Mother's Day don't argue with me
0059798☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
you are insane its 5:15pm
0059799☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
ok sorry
0059800☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i cant delete that
0059801☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys it's 16:31, what is wrong with all of you?
0059802☇+×
MWOzADM:
Did you know the woman who invented Mother's Day ended up hating it?
0059803☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
was it your mom?
0059804☇+×
Broken:
MOTHERS DAY.... errrrr I didn't forget... YOU DID
0059805☇+×
Broken:
Shame on all of you think of who raised you
0059806☇+×
Broken:
have the most pleasent day barry
0059807☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not insane it's 12:23 pm actually
0059808☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I bet she did Swiss I can see that
0059809☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My husband goes above and beyond and I'm not the actual mother of 3/4 of these kids so they don't give a shit. Even still it's like another Hallmark holiday
0059810☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And thanks leaf now go kiss your mom on the cheek with a handful of flowers she'll forgive you for forgetting
0059811☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Not hand cut flowers though get her a giant orchid
0059812☇+×
MWOzADM:
I think Barry's super depressing stories drove Georgie boy off
0059813☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry is like a modern day lovecraft
0059814☇+×
MWOzADM:
How many horrors can one woman take before she snaps?
0059815☇+×
MWOzADM:
You should buy a typewriter Barry
0059816☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also don't forget you have to go fight leaf on my behalf
0059817☇+×
MWOzADM:
I need you to film and and shout out world star hiphop right as you start fighting
0059818☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Should I yell in ebonics or no?
0059819☇+×
FzM5IDO:
George is likely off on his own, menacing another community
0059820☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Lovecraft is quite the compliment though so thank you
0059821☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It isn't so horrible though he got me a very nice begonia
0059822☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Qnd I'm not so infected anymore thanks to my kind Mexican dr
0059823☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
cool
0059824☇+×
FzM5IDO:
How is everyone today
0059825☇+×
Broken:
I keep forgeting to finish my project
0059826☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You should do it now then while you're thinking about it
0059827☇+×
MWOzADM:
Procrastination is like masturbation, at the end of the day you're only fucking yourself
0059828☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Good one dad
0059829☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm getting a new car guys!
0059830☇+×
MWOzADM:
Look at miss money bags over here
0059831☇+×
MWOzADM:
I hope that's the car you're using to go up to Canada to street fight leaf
0059832☇+×
MWOzADM:
But on a serious note, what are you studying again lead?
0059833☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
he is studying your obsession with toping black males and the historical imlecations of it
0059834☇+×
Broken:
^this
0059835☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
lol
0059836☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
anyway i just sent super lazy emails to a couple of companies because last one didn't get back to me
0059837☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
wish me luck
0059838☇+×
Broken:
the answer is that swiss is deeply in the closet both on his sexuality and his insecurity of his seize
0059839☇+×
Broken:
good luck saudibro
0059840☇+×
Broken:
im going to finish my project now
0059841☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
good luck leaf
0059842☇+×
MWOzADM:
Insecurity of my seize?
0059843☇+×
MWOzADM:
The only thing I'm seizing is my X into your Y
0059844☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also good luck
0059845☇+×
Barry:
🦜
0059846☇+×
kjY0EzY:
I hate how
0059847☇+×
MWOzADM:
How what?
0059849☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
🦜
0059850☇+×
MWOzADM:
🪦
0059851☇+×
MWOzADM:
0059852☇+×
MWOzADM:
🥷
0059853☇+×
MWOzADM:
That's right
0059854☇+×
MWOzADM:
I am the ninja
0059855☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🦖
0059857☇+×
MDZhFGZ:
I am the T. rex
0059858☇+×
Broken:
everyone turned into a child
0059859☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
you are a child
0059860☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i hope you finished your project leafer
0059861☇+×
Broken:
yeah its done
0059862☇+×
MWOzADM:
Leaf is jelly because he can't into emoji
0059863☇+×
MWOzADM:
Everybody point and laugh
0059864☇+×
MWOzADM:
🦂🦄🦍🦡🦨🦥🦝🦚
0059866☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🥩🥐🫚🦧
0059867☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The newest iOS update offers 19 new emojis what ones are they? Definitely the T. rex
0059868☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🦕🦭
0059869☇+×
FzM5IDO:
🫎🦉🦼🧌
0059870☇+×
MWOzADM:
You're a 🥐
0059871☇+×
Broken:
you're all children
0059872☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Oh yeah mr adult who pays your bills?
0059873☇+×
FzM5IDO:
What's a 🥐?
0059874☇+×
QGO4ETY:
yo
0059875☇+×
QGO4ETY:
how is everyone? :)
0059876☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Good'n you?
0059877☇+×
Broken:
it snowed today. just a few specks but still snow
0059878☇+×
MWNyQzY:
I expect pics of a snow man
0059879☇+×
E2YzcTY:
omg emojis im going to emoooooooooooooote
0059880☇+×
EzY5ImY:
Lol it almost summer
0059881☇+×
EzY5ImY:
Has been in the 80s-90s here
0059882☇+×
kjYmZTM:
i don't know what you are on about its been summer for quite sometime here
0059883☇+×
RTZiFjY:
What is everyone doing today
0059884☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
you really don't want to know
0059885☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
its been very boring
0059886☇+×
cjNhNGN:
I wouldn't have asked if I didn't wanna know
0059887☇+×
cjNhNGN:
Duh
0059888☇+×
cjNhNGN:
I ran out of water and there's 2.5 hours left of my shift I might just die
0059889☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
you are gonna be fine
0059890☇+×
dDO1E2N:
I'm going to die
0059891☇+×
Broken:
drink your piss
0059892☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I had to but don't worry I save you some I know how much you like it
0059893☇+×
YDM2IWZ:
hello
0059894☇+×
YDM2IWZ:
any 1 here
0059895☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I am
0059896☇+×
FzM5IDO:
So the car buying process has not been as smooth as I'd have liked
0059897☇+×
FzM5IDO:
My husband is a bridezilla about cars suddenly
0059898☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I keep finding good ones and he says no... so I told him to find a god damn car and he said ok let me take a week off
0059899☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But I found some that fit his specs precisely and he keeps saying no... like wtf do you want from me I work full time too
0059900☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I told him to go find his weird lemon shop and get the one he really wants and pay extra for cross state transfer fees and we end up paying the same as we would if we bought the fucking one I chose in the first place
0059901☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And now he's very angry with me. Sucks to find out you don't know everything sometimes I guess
0059902☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The first one I found was perfect btw it was just $1k more than he wanted, but it's a loan and I work at the place that gives loans... they're gonna say yes to $1k more
0059903☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm so fucking mad. Just listen to me god dammit
0059904☇+×
MWOzADM:
Just pick the right car! Gosh!
0059905☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also make sure the car has enough room to fit all of us for the ZamZam water road trip
0059906☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It will fit at least 7 maybe 8
0059907☇+×
MWOzADM:
I don't know how far leaf and Saudi bro are
0059908☇+×
MWOzADM:
So they might count as 3 people each
0059909☇+×
MWOzADM:
And Barry since you're American that chances of you not being obese are shall we say.... slim
The fatter they are the funnier it is. so swiss do you look in the mirror and laugh at yourself
0059920☇+×
FzM5IDO:
These days I just get really sad when I see a super fat person
0059921☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I can't bring myself to laugh because it's a mental illness
0059922☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And my whole family is clearly mentally ill so I just can't bring myself to it
0059923☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Now let's talk about how funny actual mental disabilities can be. Or frustrating depending on who you talk to
0059924☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Kidding obviously before leaf calls me a cunt again
0059925☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Fat+disabled+mentally handicapped is a recipe for humor though
0059926☇+×
MWOzADM:
Help! I can't stop eating!
0059927☇+×
MWOzADM:
Food just comes out of no where and flies into my mouth
0059928☇+×
MWOzADM:
My hands an mouth get possessed and I can't stop cramming food down my throat
0059929☇+×
MWOzADM:
I am the victim! Pity me!
0059930☇+×
MWOzADM:
~ the typical American logic
0059931☇+×
MWOzADM:
I don't make fun of the mentally handicapped, they didn't choose to be retarded
0059932☇+×
MWOzADM:
Land whales made a choice to be obese and can reverse it at any time
0059933☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
its an addiction swiss, just like alcoholism
0059934☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i do hate people who are trying to convince fat people that its okay to be fat
0059935☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
its an issue that is gonna bite you in the ass later on
0059936☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
fat shaming is how you make them aware of how missed up their life is gonna be
0059937☇+×
JDOkJ2Y:
It's not an addiction, that's just an excuses fat fucks make to continue stuffing their faces with food
0059938☇+×
JDOkJ2Y:
It would be classified as an obsession
0059939☇+×
JDOkJ2Y:
Also I think they are putting stuff in American food that makes you artificially hungry
0059940☇+×
JDOkJ2Y:
Everytime I eat American candies after 30mins I have three strong "munchies" feeling like hunger but not quite
0059941☇+×
JDOkJ2Y:
Snickers are the worst for that, intense hunger pangs after 30mins of eating it even if you just had a huge meal
0059942☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
garbage food sucks
0059943☇+×
Broken:
i never felt hungry after eating a snickers, though its not like i eat them all that much, only on halloween
0059944☇+×
Broken:
its both an obsession and an additction. some people are mentally broken and pig down as a means of escape (obsession) but some people are just that gluttonous eating cause thats the only thing they enjoy (addiction)
0059945☇+×
Broken:
You know 70% of the people of nauru are obese? a country made of whales washed ashore
0059946☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah the fat acceptance theory is pretty wild and scary
0059947☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Addiction stems from lack of self control, so what begins as a choice ends up being not so much a choice
0059948☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Watch my 600 lb life, you'll see when these people begin to have withdrawals because they get very very mean and sometimes physical and believe they are starving
0059949☇+×
FzM5IDO:
There's one guy who I legit have nightmares about because he was so scary but he also has a co-occurring opioid addiction
0059950☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Another problem is food stamps. The poverty brain is not normal
0059951☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I don't think I've known a single person who gets food stamps and buys anything of nutritional value because the shitty food is usually the cheapest option. Don't you dare try to tell these people about produce prices though lol
0059952☇+×
UTZ3ETM:
A tantrum is not withdrawals
0059953☇+×
UTZ3ETM:
Excuses, even healthy food is affordable here is you are willing to cook
0059954☇+×
UTZ3ETM:
These people are lazy and don't want to cook
0059955☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i don't want to cook
0059956☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
so i starve myself
0059957☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
sometimes
0059958☇+×
MWOzADM:
Me too
0059959☇+×
MWOzADM:
This is the way
0059960☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
You haven't been around emo addicts apparently Swiss that's a good thing
0059961☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
Enough*
0059962☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
Cooking is fun you guys should try it more often though
0059963☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
Even just spend one day meal prepping and you don't have to cook for 3-5 days
0059964☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
Wussies
0059965☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i don't like spending an hour looking for stuff in the ketchen because i have no idea where the person before put them
0059966☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
last time i had to deal with i told myself "i don't have to deal with this shit", and stopped cooking since
0059967☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
never cooked anything serious tho
0059968☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i just fried eggs
0059969☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i konw how to fry other stuff too but egg is the way
0059970☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i used to put bananas in my egg sandwiches
0059971☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
good times
0059972☇+×
MWOzADM:
I actually cook almost everyday and it's still ugh
0059973☇+×
MWOzADM:
Banana on eggs should be haram
0059974☇+×
kjYmZTM:
its good
0059975☇+×
YmYlJTY:
That is absolutely disgusting saudi wtf
0059976☇+×
YmYlJTY:
Get better at cooking Swiss
0059977☇+×
YmYlJTY:
I just found a recipe for fried boiled eggs that sounds interesting maybe I'll do it with the duck eggs I just got
0059978☇+×
YmYlJTY:
I also want to make shakshuka
0059979☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
don't hate it tel you trie it
0059981☇+×
VTYmZzM:
I will never
0059982☇+×
VTYmZzM:
Swiss fears the tomato and bell pepper
0059983☇+×
VTYmZzM:
I barely like bananas alone I wont eat them on eggs
0059984☇+×
MWOzADM:
My cooking is amazing so apologize
0059985☇+×
kjYmZTM:
yeah that was very rude barry you should apologize
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Broken:
ok but what does banana egg sandwiches taste like? how does egg and banana mix?
0059987☇+×
kjYmZTM:
it taste mildly like a banana
0059988☇+×
kjYmZTM:
but here is the thing what does egg taste like
0059989☇+×
kjYmZTM:
oh wait i just realized you guys eat eggs partially cooked so the yolk tastes strong
0059990☇+×
kjYmZTM:
i don't do it that way
0059991☇+×
kjYmZTM:
so its probably gonna taste diffrent
0059992☇+×
kjYmZTM:
oh boi do we cook the eggs here
0059993☇+×
kjYmZTM:
over cook
0059994☇+×
MWOzADM:
I like to make omelettes with melted cheese on the inside
0059995☇+×
MWOzADM:
Add some herbs, garlic and maybe some mushrooms and it's pretty nice
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ZGNidzN:
If your cooking is so good Swiss give me a better recipe
0059997☇+×
ZGNidzN:
Any fucking retard can make an omelet
0059998☇+×
UWM3QWY:
Also soft yolks or die they are the best
0059999☇+×
BDN4AjM:
I made baked Mediterranean herb chicken
0060000☇+×
BDN4AjM:
Yesterday with Greek cucumber salad and turmeric rice
0060001☇+×
BDN4AjM:
Also try soft scrambled eggs with a tiny bit of cayenne or white pepper and dot it with ricotta cheese
0060002☇+×
MWOzADM:
I will not share my secret recipes with a rude person like you
0060003☇+×
MWOzADM:
Did you guys remember the seasoning police tiktok drama from a while back
0060004☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also your food would literally kill me lol
0060005☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
ngl swiss you are last person i expected to watch tiktok
0060006☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i watch youtube shorts sometimes so i cant judge
0060007☇+×
MWOzADM:
I don't watch tiktok or YouTube shorts, I only know about it because of 4chan lol
0060008☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
i don't browse 4chon
0060009☇+×
MDZ1kDO:
so no idea what that was
0060010☇+×
VWOiN2N:
You don't have secret recipes confirmed
0060011☇+×
VWOiN2N:
What was the seasoning drama
0060012☇+×
NWY2MTN:
And my food wouldn't kill you just don't be such a weenie
0060013☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Stay off short form entertainment guys I will lose myself for like 20 minutes at a time on instagram reels it's crazy
0060014☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And such a waste of time
0060015☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss eats sprouts and carrots plain
0060016☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's a bunny confirmed
0060017☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And you my rabbit? Christopher?
0060018☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He loves scratches, do you too?
0060019☇+×
UTZ3ETM:
Rude!
0060020☇+×
UTZ3ETM:
You're the bunny!
0060021☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm going to scratch you!
0060022☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
haha christopher
0060023☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
what did you call leaf that one time?
0060024☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
julian
0060025☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
i thinkvit was that lol
0060026☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yea my rabbits are named Christopher and Adrianna
0060027☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And please don't scratch me Swiss I know you don't wash your hands I really don't need any blood borne infections
0060028☇+×
E2YzcTY:
I'm gonna become a pirate
0060029☇+×
MWOzADM:
Saudi bro is Adrianna
0060030☇+×
MWOzADM:
You're the infection
0060031☇+×
MWOzADM:
Sweden is the Somalian now
0060032☇+×
MWOzADM:
^ this joke has layers because sweden has become so invaded by Somalians that the indigenous people are starting to take up their long honored traditions of the invaders
0060033☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guess who is going to make some fettuccine and fry 6 big shrimp and put it all together with some butter and herb sauce plus real Parmesan
0060034☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yea that's right Barry, are you jealous? Apologize!
0060035☇+×
ImZ4kTN:
swed you wouldn't downlaod a car
0060036☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If you have to explain your joke is it really a joke?
0060037☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also where the fuck are your shrimp sourced from in Switzerland
0060038☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm only impressed in the fettuccine is hand made
0060039☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And only inbreds use fake parm
0060040☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Swiss let's have a cooking contest
0060041☇+×
MWOzADM:
The explanation was part of the joke, you boomer
0060042☇+×
MWOzADM:
No, I'm not allowed to beat women so I won't have a cooking contest with you
0060043☇+×
Broken:
swiss is scared to losing the contest
0060044☇+×
Broken:
Chrisy Swissy the Scaredy Bunny
0060045☇+×
MWOzADM:
How dare you
0060046☇+×
IGZ2YWZ:
I accept your concession as defeat
0060047☇+×
IGZ2YWZ:
Swiss knows he'll lose lol
0060048☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also tell me where your shrimps are from
0060049☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm not that far from the ocean
0060050☇+×
MWOzADM:
It's barely 3-4 hours away by train
0060051☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also no one wants your toxic food
0060052☇+×
MWOzADM:
Sometimes we joke about invading the north of Italy to just have some ocean beaches
0060053☇+×
MWOzADM:
But then we we would have to adopt a bunch of lazy Italians
0060054☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Everyone want's everything that I make Swiss stop lying to yourself
0060055☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I understand where you are but what I am asking is the actual source of your seafood you cook with
0060056☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Like do you just buy a package of shrimp and call it macaroni?
0060057☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Without checking the label?
0060058☇+×
FzM5IDO:
If you're buying seafood from se Asia newsflash they have no standards and those fish and crustaceans are eating raw sewage
0060059☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ps I still don't trust inland seafood. Live near a beach or don't eat seafood
0060060☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or pay ridiculous prices for fresh be my guest I don't care
0060061☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You don't even get salmon do you?
0060062☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Laugh at Americans all you want but there are those of us with traditional values who hunt/fish/gather
0060063☇+×
FzM5IDO:
When was the last time you did that city boy
0060064☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Guys Swiss is bluffing about damn near everything. If you can't handle a bell pepper you sure as shit shouldn't be eating pasta
0060065☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Or shellfish you sensitive fuck
0060066☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Either way, test question: at what point in the cooking process should you add your shrimp?
0060067☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm hoping you're honorable enough to not use google since I can't verify
0060068☇+×
MWOzADM:
I add the shrimp when I feel like it
0060069☇+×
MWOzADM:
Deal with it
0060070☇+×
Broken:
shrimp is yummy
0060071☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Shrimp is yum
0060072☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But not if you let it get rubbery
0060073☇+×
MWOzADM:
You're rubbery
0060074☇+×
MWOzADM:
You will never get my recipes
0060075☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also you still have not apologized!
0060076☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I won't either
0060077☇+×
FzM5IDO:
From the sounds of it I don't want your recipes or overcooked shrimps
0060078☇+×
MWOzADM:
We are reaching levels of rudeness that have never been seen before
0060079☇+×
MWOzADM:
How dare you insult my amazing healthy organic food while you eat literal poisoned goyslop
0060080☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why are Americans so delusional?
0060081☇+×
MWOzADM:
Is it some kind of coping mechanism to deal with their perpetual indentured servitude?
0060082☇+×
MWOzADM:
Apologize!
0060083☇+×
MWOzADM:
Don't make me send Leaf after you
0060084☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Jesus Christ
0060085☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You say goyslop as if you know how I cook
0060086☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Hey guys look at this retard
0060087☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Also lol you used the word healthy to describe pasta
0060088☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Indentured servitude... yeah maybe in certain ways are you saying you don't?
0060089☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You don't own a car, the government drives you around lol
0060090☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You pay rent because who the fuck can afford a house in Switzerland
0060091☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Tell me more about it then if I'm wrong
0060092☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I also don't believe you that it's healthy organic you never told me the source of the shrimp
0060093☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sorry I'm a bit abrasive but Swiss you're just wrong
0060094☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I am stressed to the max my son was up barfing all night then the fuckingn midget was barfing it was a nightmare
0060095☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yes, European pasta is not American pasta filled with 101 chemicals for the lulz
0060096☇+×
MWOzADM:
My pasta is wheat and eggs
0060097☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also I need carbs to gain some weight, normally I don't eat carbs but it's the only thing that makes me gain weight
0060098☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yes, getting driven around is the opposite of servitude
0060099☇+×
MWOzADM:
Imagine being a peasant and actually driving lol
0060100☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lmao even
0060101☇+×
MWOzADM:
>poisons family with cooking
0060102☇+×
MWOzADM:
>criticizes my perfect cooking that is too good to throw up
0060103☇+×
MWOzADM:
>still won't apologize
0060104☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry everyone
0060105☇+×
VzNyIDM:
I didn't poison my family you fucking retard
0060106☇+×
VzNyIDM:
Its obviously a contagious virus if only two people are sick and not all 10 people who ate
0060107☇+×
VzNyIDM:
Perfect cooking lmao you're actually stupid
0060108☇+×
VzNyIDM:
Another case of Swiss convincing himself with his own bullshit
0060109☇+×
UTO5EjY:
Also don't your taxes pay for your transportation?
0060110☇+×
MWOzADM:
Uh huh a "virus"
0060111☇+×
MWOzADM:
Is this virus in the room with us right now?
0060112☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why are you so jealous of my perfect cooking?
0060113☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also the adults clearly have tolerance to your poison, sorry I mean virus
0060114☇+×
MWOzADM:
And you keep forgetting to apologize!
0060115☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It would help if the tiny one would keep her dirty fingers out of her mouth
0060116☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I owe you no apology
0060117☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I highly doubt you cook perfectly
0060118☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why are European people such pieces of shit?
0060119☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why are Americans so rude?
0060120☇+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe she wouldn't be trying to eat her fingers if your food was good
0060121☇+×
MWOzADM:
Apologize!
0060122☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also got'em
0060123☇+×
YzNjJ2N:
I'm not rude you are
0060124☇+×
YzNjJ2N:
You've been a butt hole to me since day 1
0060125☇+×
Broken:
oh stop your flirting
0060126☇+×
EmYiJzM:
gae
0060127☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He's so annoying though and I take comments on my cooking very personal
0060128☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He doesn't know
0060129☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It hurt my feelings
0060130☇+×
FzM5IDO:
He should apologize
0060131☇+×
kjMzcDM:
i could use some copium right now
0060132☇+×
kjMzcDM:
i only slept for 1.5 hours
0060133☇+×
kjMzcDM:
damn
0060134☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Why did you do that
0060135☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And no drugs for you that's bad news
0060136☇+×
EmYiJzM:
i have sleep issue
0060137☇+×
EmYiJzM:
anywy it doesn't matter
0060138☇+×
MWOzADM:
It does matter
0060139☇+×
MWOzADM:
You hurt my feelings Barry
0060140☇+×
MWOzADM:
Now apologize!
0060141☇+×
Broken:
theres still 30 minutes left of this lecture make it eeeeeeeeeeeend
0060142☇+×
IWOyMGO:
Have you tried melatonin Saudi bro?
0060143☇+×
IWOyMGO:
Or not looking at screens close to bed time...
0060144☇+×
IWOyMGO:
I couldn't sleep last night either because the fucking toddler was sad and misses mommy so of course she had to cry till about 2 am
0060145☇+×
Q2N5ETY:
Melatonin works and is nice unlike other sleep medication that is super addictive
0060146☇+×
Q2N5ETY:
Try going for a run or a walk at night
0060147☇+×
Q2N5ETY:
I used to go and skate at night and get rid of my excess energy and then slept like a baby
0060148☇+×
dDN0kzM:
Do people snowboard and ski around town in the winter in Switzerland?
0060149☇+×
dDN0kzM:
I would get a dog team and sled that would be fun
0060150☇+×
Q2N5ETY:
Oh no I think someone died near my place
0060151☇+×
Q2N5ETY:
A car hit a moped
0060152☇+×
Q2N5ETY:
In some mountain towns yes kind of lol
0060153☇+×
YWZlFWY:
Why are you running over moped drivers Swiss?
0060154☇+×
Broken:
they deserve it
0060155☇+×
ETN3UDM:
Jeez
0060156☇+×
ETN3UDM:
I'm so fucking tired
0060157☇+×
ETN3UDM:
Saudi bro you should also consider smoking pot a nice indica would put you right to sleep
0060158☇+×
MWOzADM:
They will literally send him to jail forever if they catch him
0060159☇+×
MWOzADM:
Very evil of you to suggest that Barry
0060160☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also leaf, how do you know they deserved it?
0060161☇+×
Broken:
closer to bicycles then bikes or cars therefore death by association
0060162☇+×
MWOzADM:
You have a problem with two wheel transportation?
0060163☇+×
Barry:
Based and redpilled
0060164☇+×
Barry:
Death to the highway bicyclists
0060165☇+×
Barry:
Motorcycles are acceptable
0060166☇+×
Broken:
what barry said. fuck them on the streets they can just bike on their driveway for all i care
0060167☇+×
MWOzADM:
Do you even have a car leaf?
0060168☇+×
MWOzADM:
I agree though bicycles should not be on the road
0060169☇+×
MWOzADM:
They should be on the side walk or have dedicated bike paths
0060170☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The dedicated bike paths are just as annoying as having them on the road, imo bike paths should be built into the sidewalk not where cars drive
0060171☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Whoever is in charge of infrastructure needs to contact me
0060172☇+×
FzM5IDO:
So many times I have been doing the speed limit and lo there is a bike RIGHT in the middle of the lane sticking their finger out like it's a tail to tell me to slow down
0060173☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It makes me want to rear end them
0060174☇+×
MWOzADM:
As I said bicycles should not be on the road
0060175☇+×
MWOzADM:
What part of "dedicated" wasn't clear?
0060176☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys, I'm hungry and I don't want to cook but also I don't want to go outside to get food
0060177☇+×
MWOzADM:
But I'm hungry enough to cook I guess
0060178☇+×
MWOzADM:
Like what's the point of getting married if modern women can't even cook anymore?
0060179☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm done talking to you about food
0060180☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And you're not even married
0060181☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Quit being a man baby and cook yourself a god damned snack
0060182☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The dedicated bike paths around here are put in the shoulders of roads instead of literally anywhere else
0060183☇+×
MWOzADM:
That's not very dedicated now is it?
0060184☇+×
MWOzADM:
I did cook for myself
0060185☇+×
MWOzADM:
I am a strong independent man that don't need no woman
0060186☇+×
JTOlRGN:
Why are you choosing low quality women who can't or won't cook for you?
0060187☇+×
MWOzADM:
Where do i find these "high quality" women?
0060188☇+×
MWOzADM:
They all got married young
0060189☇+×
EmN3ADM:
Looks like you should've found one when you were young instead of dropping acid with the hot ones
0060190☇+×
EmN3ADM:
Hindsight is 20/20
0060191☇+×
EmN3ADM:
Except, men age like wine maybe you should find yourself a trad zoomer
0060192☇+×
EmN3ADM:
I know you're in your late 60's but some young women like that
0060193☇+×
EmN3ADM:
Or move to Thailand and buy yourself a bride
0060194☇+×
MWOzADM:
Pffff
0060195☇+×
MWOzADM:
I bet you're older than the internet
0060196☇+×
MWOzADM:
I am not older than the internet because I am not a boomer
0060197☇+×
MWOzADM:
Unlike some people in this chat
0060198☇+×
MWOzADM:
~casually glances in the direction of Barry for no reason at all ~
0060199☇+×
RGZwIGN:
I'm 32 and not afraid to tell you because I'm relatively young
0060200☇+×
RGZwIGN:
Unlike you
0060201☇+×
MWOzADM:
Im 21
0060202☇+×
MWOzADM:
Forever 21
0060203☇+×
Broken:
oh same
0060204☇+×
kjMzcDM:
crazy
0060205☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Forever young
0060206☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I met with my sister today an idk why I expected anything different from the last 10 months only now shes sober but living with tweaker brain
0060207☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She can't understand why I won't allow it around.. it's mind blowing
0060208☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Maybe I just don't even try at all? It makes me so sad though but I fear the person I knew will never be back
0060209☇+×
FzM5IDO:
The fentanyl addicts spend so much time slumped around it actually changes their gaite. Her shoulder is all slumped and she has no tits or figure
0060210☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She's like a Tim Burton creation
0060211☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Even movements are claymation-like. And her words are so disingenuous
0060212☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Random twitching and gasping, not to mention the lack of accountability. The world is right about America
0060213☇+×
YWY0EzY:
thats a whole lot of aweful
0060214☇+×
gTN0kjN:
Barry is insane, she keeps giving her sister chances expecting a different result
0060215☇+×
gTN0kjN:
You need to learn that your sister is a waste of biomass
0060216☇+×
gTN0kjN:
You should find a way to trick her into killings herself
0060217☇+×
gTN0kjN:
The world will objectively be better if she dies
0060218☇+×
gTN0kjN:
She already sold her soul to the needle and there are no refunds
0060219☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Yeah no more chances I really just wanted to gauge how she's doing and such and talk about the kids
0060220☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But you're right
0060221☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I can't stand such pitiful people. And there has been stuff going on that you guys don't even know about that have negatively impacted my family, aside from having 3 extra kids
0060222☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Basically the black side and my sister have made our life miserable to the point I feel like I need restraining orders
0060223☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Black side of the girl's family*
0060224☇+×
UjYzITN:
It's like your sister fell for every trick and then invented new tricks to fall for
0060225☇+×
Broken:
well... look on the brightside, at least shes sober... yay...?
0060226☇+×
Broken:
whats going on with her right now? how does she make money/support herself? government hand outs?
0060227☇+×
IDOhVzY:
She lives at the homeless shelter that's helping her get an apartment
0060228☇+×
IDOhVzY:
God forbid she work a day in her life
0060229☇+×
MWOzADM:
A bunch of girls are having a party upstairs
0060230☇+×
MWOzADM:
They are singing and dancing
0060231☇+×
MWOzADM:
I should call the police, it's past 22h
0060232☇+×
JWOmVjN:
Or join them?
0060233☇+×
JWOmVjN:
Don't be a party pooper
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MWOzADM:
I should go up with my bible and help them find Jesus
0060236☇+×
MWOzADM:
They have very bad taste in music
0060237☇+×
MWOzADM:
It's midnight and the girls have stopped partying
0060238☇+×
MWOzADM:
See Jesus does save (me from bad music and other noise)
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gTYilDO:
What were they listening to
0060240☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm also suspecting symptoms of munchaussen by proxy. After every single visit the little girl has she has some kind of illness or infection it's getting very creepy
0060241☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I was called by the daycare hours after her visit today because she had a 103 fever and she's coughing. Other times she ends up with asthma complications or other infections needing to be investigated
0060242☇+×
FzM5IDO:
After waking up perfectly happy and healthy.. it's so fucking weird
0060243☇+×
FzM5IDO:
She's gonna wake up fine tomorrow. This is like the umpteenth time this has happened. I've actually lost count
0060244☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's morning and she is just fine. It's fucking weird
0060245☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
do you think im gonna get poisoned place your bets
0060246☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
food poisoned
0060247☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
eating from some random "restaurant"
0060248☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
we don't call them restuarants but they serve food
0060249☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
smaller than a resturant
0060250☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
almost no ketchup burger 4/10
0060251☇+×
NGNxkDZ:
but he put fries maybe he deserves higher idk
0060252☇+×
Broken:
nah if no ketchup burger then 4/10 if no fries 0/10. the fact that he gave you fries is bare minimum
0060253☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I also had a burger today it's was excellent
0060254☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Dissatisfaction is almost as bad as food poisoning though
0060255☇+×
MWOzADM:
Have you blamed Barry, I'm sure she's responsible for the ketchup less burger
0060256☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm American you can't blame me for there not being ketchup
0060257☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Try it if it makes you feel better but you're gonna be wrong
0060258☇+×
EmYiJzM:
barry id the reason my burger didn't have much ketchup last night
0060259☇+×
EmYiJzM:
why you do this to me barry
0060260☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Sorry I hate ketchup and you should too
0060261☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Was there at least American cheese?
0060262☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Ketchup never comes out of the bottle right
0060263☇+×
FzM5IDO:
It's also very gross
0060264☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Unless you are using it as an ingredient
0060265☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Always add it to my yakisoba. Jap trick taught by my actual jap gma in law. God bless. Rest in peace
0060266☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You should eat soba noodles for gains Swiss
0060267☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And that's science on god. No cap
0060268☇+×
MWOzADM:
Baka!
0060269☇+×
MWOzADM:
That was grandma from beyond the grave, she channeled herself through me
0060270☇+×
Broken:
thats gross ketchup and yakisoba do not mix
0060271☇+×
Broken:
also hating ketchup? you are the worst time of homo sapien
0060272☇+×
FzM5IDO:
You don't even know
0060273☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'm not the worst
0060274☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Send me your address ill overnight some yakisoba next time I make it
0060275☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Some people put ketchup on Mac and cheese or eggs and that's really really gross
0060276☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Not even on fries... I prefer malt vinegar like the Canadians eh
0060277☇+×
FzM5IDO:
But it's pretty necessary on a burger
0060278☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry wants everyone's address
0060279☇+×
MWOzADM:
Fed confirmed
0060280☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Give me your home addresses now
0060281☇+×
FzM5IDO:
And I'll be seeing you all soon
0060282☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys I'm scared
0060283☇+×
YWY0EzY:
start with leaf he is the closest
0060284☇+×
MjZyYzM:
Why are you scared
0060285☇+×
MjZyYzM:
You would only be scared if you're actually committing a crime
0060286☇+×
MWOzADM:
You tried to entrap me with your drugs
0060287☇+×
MWOzADM:
Very sneaky Barry, very sneaky
0060288☇+×
MWOzADM:
It's strangely very quite for a Saturday night
0060289☇+×
FzM5IDO:
Everyone is out having fun without you
0060290☇+×
FzM5IDO:
I'll handcuff you one of these days
0060291☇+×
MWOzADM:
Good, I enjoy the peace
0060292☇+×
MWOzADM:
Keep your wet dreams to yourself
0060293☇+×
Broken:
what does handcuffs got to do with wet dreams, pervert
0060294☇+×
MWOzADM:
>he doesn't know
0060295☇+×
Broken:
i painted the deck today, praise me for my hard work
0060296☇+×
BDNxYjY:
good job julian
0060297☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Guys, i've been cloning a harddrive for like 12 hours and it failed at the end but I'm gonna plug it in anyway and hope for the best
0060298☇+×
hDOxcjY:
pray for me
0060299☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I have been trying to clone it for like 4 days no, I am losing my mind
