If you're not offended or hurt that means you never really cared about the others
0089850☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is everyone one here except me some kind of sociopath?
0089851☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would get out of there if I were you
0089852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's very clear without any shadow of a doubt that the us gov could not careless about you
0089853☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just like everyone else in this chat except me
0089854☇+×
dTYjJGN:
my cousin is a father to a baby girl
0089855☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Congrats, how does that make you feel?
0089856☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why do you refuse to acknowledge Barry's pain and suffering?
0089857☇+×
Barry:
I'm not in pain or suffering I'm just sad
0089858☇+×
Barry:
Apparently our city water plant has sensors that auto shut off the entire system if a ph spike is detected
0089859☇+×
Barry:
But people who live around town are reporting signs of white liquor in water as far as 4 miles away from the incident
0089860☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Being sad is a form of pain and suffering
0089861☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wouldn't shower or wash my food with the local water for a while
0089862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also you should buy some ph testing strips
0089863☇+×
Barry:
I did I've been testing it a lot so far it's normal
0089864☇+×
Barry:
I think it would take a few more days to soak into the city well it it was going to
0089865☇+×
Barry:
Congratulations on your baby girl cousin leaf I hope you are a good influence on her and teach her how to fight
0089866☇+×
Barry:
And Swiss stop sounding so litigious. I can be sad without blaming everyone around me. That sounds very Jewish
0089867☇+×
Barry:
I am not owed anyone's attention or sympathy. I'm just blabbing because I'm sad. It's fine if nobody has a response
0089868☇+×
Barry:
And also because nobody else around here talks about anything. Jesus Christ guys wake up and get upset about something. Shit sucks everywhere for everyone
0089869☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i am upset my mom grounded me
0089870☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
at my big age
0089871☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What did you do this time?
0089872☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did she catch you grooming on discord or buck breaking Swede or something?
0089873☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes Barry! Be a good goy and let them get away with destroying your home with out any consequences!
0089874☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Making companies responsible for the death and destruction that they cause is very anti semetic! Oy vey!
0089875☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'm genuinely shocked by the lack of empathy, sympathy and compassion the chat had for you
0089876☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You guys act like I'm the bad guy
0089877☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But y'all just a bunch of sociopaths confirmed
0089878☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm shaking my head in disappointment at all of you
0089879☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And Barry I'm truly sorry you have to live through this tragedy
0089880☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also it's hard for the others to type and leave messages here because their hands are constantly busy at their local glory holes
0089881☇+×
dTYjJGN:
Sora poisoned barry's water and cleaned our glory holes
0089882☇+×
dTYjJGN:
or something i haven't been paying attention to chat
0089883☇+×
dTYjJGN:
can someone give me a tldr i don't want to read all that
0089884☇+×
Barry:
Leaf I'm not going over it again just Google Longview wa chemical explosion
0089885☇+×
Barry:
Swiss I don't think we're to the point of community lawsuits but I definitely foresee a lot of wrongful death lawsuits at the very least
0089886☇+×
Barry:
I'm not at all educated on industrial law but this particular plant has currently a couple of ongoing safety concerns and investigations
0089887☇+×
Barry:
So probably something there too
0089888☇+×
Barry:
Dept of ecology will have something to say about the dead fish, people who live near sloughs have now been saying baby waterfowl are disappearing
0089889☇+×
Barry:
And thank you for that Swiss it means a lot. I love you buddy
0089890☇+×
IDOmljM:
23 fish two days ago 2000 dead fish that they know of yesterday
0089891☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't eat the fish
0089892☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro and Swede have been suspicious quite
0089893☇+×
Barry:
I don't eat ditch fish anyway but we take walks often along them and there's a bunch of turtles and otters and nutria there too
0089894☇+×
Barry:
I think all the smaller animals are dying idk about the otters. I'm scared to go look
0089895☇+×
Barry:
I'm sorry to talk so much about it I know that's probably why people aren't posting because it's fucking annoying but this is the worst thing I think in my lifetime that's happened locally and it's very surreal
0089896☇+×
Barry:
A lady I work with lives near one and she said her husband found two dead adult ducks, and there are no babies anymore I haven't seen one since it all happened
0089897☇+×
F2NjR2M:
I mean what do expect me to say, it's a seriously messed up situation, barry is in risk of being because of because of somebody's incompetence, it's sad and i wish barry wasn't in that situation but such is life
0089898☇+×
F2NjR2M:
I managed to write this because i took a nap today it kinda rest my mind
0089899☇+×
F2NjR2M:
reset*
0089900☇+×
F2NjR2M:
in risk of being poisoned*
0089901☇+×
F2NjR2M:
Apparently the nap wasnt enough to make me write something comprehensive
0089902☇+×
F2NjR2M:
also in the nap i had a dream where i things were zooming out from somekind of a templle or something
0089903☇+×
F2NjR2M:
Reverse adventure time opener type shit
0089904☇+×
F2NjR2M:
anyway barry stop worrying, you will die of stress instead of dying of poison
0089905☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We all know you're behind all of this because she didn't buy you the cologne
0089906☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089907☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i blame swiss
0089908☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
0089909☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You never told us why you were grounded
0089910☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0089911☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm connecting the dots
0089912☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry said the people responsible were Asian
0089913☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You are Asian
0089914☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/427336.gif
0089915☇+×
Barry:
Technically so is Saudi
0089916☇+×
Barry:
If anything I'm more anti cologne now. The chemicals they put on and in everything and everyone these days are scary
0089917☇+×
Barry:
Endocrine disruptors Saudi, and reproductive stuff
0089918☇+×
Barry:
It's time for you to get serious about your balls, buddy
0089919☇+×
Barry:
Do you want to smell good more than you want kids one day?
0089920☇+×
Barry:
And I know for damn sure I've warned you all about the blue light you're absorbing from your devices
0089921☇+×
Barry:
Why do people like me exist. I'm so sorry guys
0089922☇+×
Barry:
I did see baby goslings today by the lake and that made me very happy
0089923☇+×
Barry:
I think new hatchlings, and thank god the lake isn't fed by the gay retard sloughs that killed everything else
0089924☇+×
QjYmRjY:
Maybe the cologne is why Saudi bro hates women, he chemicals have scrambled him from the inside out
0089925☇+×
QjYmRjY:
He's living the broke balls desert life
0089926☇+×
QjYmRjY:
Don't eat the hatchling Barry! I know you want to but you must resist!
0089927☇+×
MGO2IzM:
Having offspring is overrated, also who said i put cologne anywhere near my balls
0089928☇+×
MGO2IzM:
i want to be hit by a bus before i get a chance to mke kids
0089929☇+×
MGO2IzM:
"It's time for you to get serious about your balls, buddy"
0089930☇+×
MGO2IzM:
very based sentace, thank you writing it barry
0089931☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is a secret Buddhist confirmed, he's not having kids to escape samsara and achieve nirvana
0089932☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Unexpectedly based
0089933☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The thing is you absorb the chems on your skin and your circulatory system brings them to your balls, for the lulz of course
0089934☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I forgot that Swede is on a junkie arc after he got hooked on painkiller from his penis replacement surgery
If you die, who will pay for and drive our round the world road trip?
0089940☇+×
kTM4IzM:
Do a gofundme in my name I guess and crowdfund it
0089941☇+×
kTM4IzM:
Or get a job
0089942☇+×
BumFarto:
I haven't done opiates in months
0089943☇+×
Barry:
Also Saudi you don't have to spray directly onto your balls to get affected
0089944☇+×
Barry:
You don't even have to want kids to worry about testicular cancer
0089945☇+×
MGO2IzM:
Cancer in general is a worrying matter
0089946☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think you should just give your balls to Barry so she can keep them safe
0089947☇+×
UTO0MDN:
"Months"
0089948☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
swiss is kinda funny
0089949☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
no i am not held hostage haha
0089950☇+×
ITZjZzM:
Yeah just send me your address barry because im not responsibke enough to take care of them myself
0089951☇+×
ITZjZzM:
Thats exactly what a kidnapper woukd say
0089952☇+×
ITZjZzM:
#freesora
0089953☇+×
NTMxUDM:
i wonder if the maker of peelopaalu is in here
0089954☇+×
NTMxUDM:
EW? WHY AM I BRITISH? this is disgusting
0089955☇+×
MjNiRTO:
Bri ish
0089956☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wtf is peelopaalu?
0089957☇+×
BumFarto:
I can't believe you don't know Swiss
0089958☇+×
BumFarto:
It's a link directory that links to Lausanonymous
0089959☇+×
BumFarto:
It's how I found the site
0089960☇+×
Barry:
So I've been on my independent investigation right
0089961☇+×
Barry:
And nobody is talking about all the dead vegetation at the water line of all these "ditches" as they so call them now
0089962☇+×
Barry:
They are fucking sloughs and deep and a lot of wildlife lives there
0089963☇+×
Barry:
They look terrible
0089964☇+×
Barry:
This shit is gonna make me crazier than I already am
0089965☇+×
Barry:
This is going to have such a huge ecological impact it makes me want to move away
0089966☇+×
czNlJWZ:
its how i found the site too ^_^
0089967☇+×
czNlJWZ:
spacehey > peelopaalu > this gay site
0089968☇+×
czNlJWZ:
move to korea barry since u wanna shag the yellows
0089969☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did Swede make peelopaalu?
0089970☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I tried going to it but the site is broken?
0089971☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is some how Barry's fault?
0089972☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
its not broken
0089973☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
no swede is too gay to make that
0089974☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
its probably some old fuck idk
0089975☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Post the link to peelopaalu
0089976☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
why are u commanding me
0089977☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
say please pretty please with a cherry on top
0089978☇+×
dTYjJGN:
how come a lot of link directories link to laus? this place is very niche
0089979☇+×
dTYjJGN:
there are bigger text boards with more motion but i never really seem to see them linked
0089980☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ugh fine
0089981☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pretty please with a cherry on top
0089982☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe we are infamous or my bants are legendary?
0089983☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm sure the tales of Barry Boomer try to recover his stolen cyber dick to be a man again have touched many hearts
0089984☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
Thr point of these lists it to link to niche places if something has some form of popularity its not needed to plbe listed
0089985☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
At least thats my two cents on the matter
0089986☇+×
NTMxUDM:
https://peelopaalu.neocities.org/
0089987☇+×
NTMxUDM:
how does it not work for u
0089988☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thanks, for some reason it wasn't working, it said the dns was broken
0089989☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think it was Barry and her glowie friends trolling me
0089990☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'm listening to some interview with an ex cia dude
0089991☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And he's like isreal was not involved in 9/11
0089992☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though they new it was going to happen before it happened
0089993☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though we arrested a bunch of Israelis who were dancing and celebrated while the towers were falling
0089994☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though isreal benefited the most from the outcome
0089995☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though mossad was funding Al kaeda and who suspiciously never attacked isreal their supposed mortal enemy
0089996☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though Al kaeda or the tali ban, the one time they attacked isreal immediately apologized to isreal
0089997☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even after all of that isreal had absolutely NOTHING to do with 9/11
0089998☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Isreal is completely innocent and implying anything else is anti semetic you filthy goyim!
0089999☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What kind of next level gaslighting is this?
0090000☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And how do people actually fall for it?
0090001☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also the interviewer is like, it's not isreal behind 9/11, it's those darn Saudi Arabians!
0090002☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The more I listen to the interview the more I believe the USA is ran by demons
0090003☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like the stuff he's admitting the CIA did is horrendous
0090004☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Imagine the stuff they did that they don't admit to
0090005☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry's taxes pay for this evil
0090006☇+×
dTYjJGN:
when was this attack? cause i learnt from an interview with the cia director that Al kaeda was all but destroyed in 2000
0090007☇+×
dTYjJGN:
any action by "Al kaeda" were different groups using the same name
0090008☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The attack was on September 11th 2001, how could you forget?!
0090009☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#neverforget
0090010☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
why r u guys so dead
0090011☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
is this what its like to be old and boring
0090012☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i come back here when i remember and u guys havwnt said a thing
0090013☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
yes being an adult is quiet boring
0090014☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't know what these boomers are doing
0090015☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All I know is that my back hurts
0090016☇+×
UTO0MDN:
From carrying this chat
0090017☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to organize a new friends event
0090018☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But planning anything with you guys is like herding cats
0090019☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I try instigating Barry to drive engagement but I feel like she has grown immunity and doesn't sperg out as much anymore
0090020☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
Lmao
0090021☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
Damn the keyboard of my msi is absolute trash some buttons press like shit
0090022☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
i can just tell people to come by but i like that its niche
0090023☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
swiss you just scare people away thats why
0090024☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
its all your fault because youre black
0090025☇+×
EmNwQ2Y:
stop blaming barry for ur faggotry
0090026☇+×
Barry:
I've been tempted to ask a few irl friends to come here but I think the anonymity of this chat is crucial
0090027☇+×
Barry:
Swiss my kids are about to be on summer break so I will have hour lunches with nothing to do so we should seriously nail down a time to meet here and brainstorm how to get more people
0090028☇+×
UWMzcjZ:
nah we are fulldont invite more people
0090029☇+×
UWMzcjZ:
I hate people
0090030☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sora that was incredibly rude!
0090031☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
0090032☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the blackest one here, don't project
0090033☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry print stickers and put them around your city
0090034☇+×
UTO0MDN:
With a QR code
0090035☇+×
BumFarto:
#KillSwiss
0090036☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I sent an earthquake to the Philippines because of Sora's rudeness and I hope she's prepared for the tsunami
0090037☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#RapeSwedeAndThenKillHim
0090038☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea thats right, I can use hashtags too
0090039☇+×
FWZ1YTN:
Also for good measure
0090040☇+×
FWZ1YTN:
#BuckBreakLeaf
0090041☇+×
dTYjJGN:
your insistance with having anal sex with me is uncomfortable and gay
0090042☇+×
MmZ5U2M:
The fact that you think buck breaking is about gay sex is uncomfortable and gay
0090043☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf;
0090044☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/930584.gif
0090045☇+×
czM4kjN:
i love natural disasters the thought of my life being at risk turns me on so thanks buddy
0090046☇+×
czM4kjN:
swede is probably into that://
0090047☇+×
BumFarto:
the fuck did you bring me up for
0090048☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We just know you Swede
0090049☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Congrats on not dying Sora
0090050☇+×
IWMilTN:
ngl swede i thiught you were the british
0090051☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's funny how we think Swede is a lot of things
0090052☇+×
BumFarto:
Like cool, awesome, funny, etc? Thanks guys
0090053☇+×
BumFarto:
Have you guys seen the backrooms movie yet
0090054☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
I don't watch the electric jew
0090055☇+×
Barry:
What the fuck
0090056☇+×
Barry:
I got some more inside scoop on the chemical implosion, is now what they're calling it
0090057☇+×
Barry:
It happened super fast
0090058☇+×
Barry:
Before I type anything though I'd like to confirm what I've heard I'm sorry
0090059☇+×
Barry:
I should learn to keep my mouth shut
0090060☇+×
Barry:
Regardless it sounded extremely scary and the people who survived are literally heroes and sweethearts
0090061☇+×
Barry:
I look forward to seeing the consequences this company is facing
0090062☇+×
Barry:
I knew it was getting stinkier and stinkier in this town. If you've ever been near or lived near a paper mill you know
0090063☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what's the inside scoop?
0090064☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Swede that dude stole that story from us (anon community) and profits from it
0090065☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why should I support such a Jewish movie?
0090066☇+×
Z2M1YTM:
I want to make sure I understand what I think I heard yesterday before I say anything specific
0090067☇+×
Z2M1YTM:
But I did find out a lot of the people who survived with injuries were going back in and out of the area most affected trying to get people out
0090068☇+×
Z2M1YTM:
And the injuries many of them sustained will force them into retirement
0090069☇+×
Z2M1YTM:
And it's been raining a bunch so that white liquor tank has sand bags around it because it's leaking again
0090070☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i dare you to drink from the tank
0090071☇+×
dTYjJGN:
maybe you turn mutant like my american cartoons
0090072☇+×
dTYjJGN:
what would barry's powers be
0090073☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow Barry, leaf wants you dead
0090074☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0090075☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why isn't FEMA handling the recovery?
0090076☇+×
AjY4gjZ:
Maybe we should be kind to Barry instead during this time.
0090077☇+×
MTY3YTN:
yeah U guys r evil
0090078☇+×
MTY3YTN:
especially you swiss
0090079☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Me? What did I do?
0090080☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea, this is what we get for not calling you Barbie anymore
0090081☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Good thing the one true leaf (Ken) has comeback to reclaim their title
0090082☇+×
FWO0QWN:
Im innocent
0090083☇+×
Barry:
I'm not thinking of myself in thinking about the people it affects if misinformation or unwilling info gets out
0090084☇+×
Barry:
I don't live in big places like you guys it's an actual small city
0090085☇+×
Barry:
Stuff like this doesn't happen and when it does and I see people's parents on tv who I recognize it's pretty important to me that facts are straight before I say anything
0090086☇+×
Barry:
It's so easy to become apathetic. I literally drive by the thing every day, i work with a girl who lost her husband
0090087☇+×
Barry:
And I'm not removing myself from the apathetic piece either, this is just a lesson I think
0090088☇+×
Barry:
I just don't know what to do about it. I've already donated money, I guess I can keep doing that
0090089☇+×
Barry:
Some guy in Ireland had his head sawed off by an African I guess too that bothers me a lot
0090090☇+×
Barry:
Why doesn't someone just come hit me in the head with a hammer? Saudi bro?
0090091☇+×
Barry:
Also, if I say something false here and it gets screen capped then posted I'm on the hook for it. I'm not spreading anything I can't confirm that's fucking stupid
0090092☇+×
Barry:
FEMA isn't here because it's not a public emergency. This is a corporate crisis situation
0090093☇+×
Barry:
Plus all the deceased people were recovered so there's no recovery left to do. The Feds have even abandoned it, and the president wants to talk about how "hot" America is
0090094☇+×
Barry:
Tell the fucking burn victims how hot it is I guess. Jesus Christ I'm pissed now
0090095☇+×
AjY4gjZ:
You should take a break. Condolences to the people that lost their lives, it is very distressing. You have done the right thing.
I don't personally know these people, but I know the mother from my multiple years of retail. Thank god they recovered both or their sons since that video
I don't get a break my job at work aside from doing repossessions is dealing with deceased accounts
0090107☇+×
Barry:
And a lot of them had accounts where I work
0090108☇+×
Barry:
So every day I get a new notification
0090109☇+×
Barry:
I can't escape this hellscape Saudi how about you take a break from being a turd and do something with your fancy royal heritage
0090110☇+×
Barry:
Gawl
0090111☇+×
Barry:
Swiss please elaborate on that mk ultra comment because literally everything happening in America these days feels so sad and unnecessary
0090112☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The CIA realized it wasn't the LSD that made it easy to mind control people but in fact the constant trauma was the key
0090113☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why American culture is centered around drama, the news, music (gangsta rap crap), movies (non stop violence), video games (murder simulators), the streets (police and gangs waiting to man handle you), working (lax safety on purpose)
0090114☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Trauma not drama
0090115☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Everything in America is set up to traumatize you to a certain degree
0090116☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Look at yourself Barry, you're clearly the most traumatized out of everyone in this chat
0090117☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your cortisol bleeds through every post you make
0090118☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your husband traumatizes you because he reads online psyops
0090119☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your family traumatizes you because of the old boomer psyops
0090120☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your sister traumatizes you because she's retarded and fell for every single psyop they used against women
0090121☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your work traumatizes you
0090122☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your city traumatizes you
0090123☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even the food you eat traumatizes you by being poison
0090124☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All this to keep your guys working like slaves so you can pay for kids to get maimed, murdered and raped overseas
0090125☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And it works because Americans refuse to stand up to the evil controlling them and make things right
0090126☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Canada is similar but they rather kill local kids instead of kids overseas
0090127☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swedes are massive cucks and let their country become the rape center of Europe, very embrassing and pathetic. Imagine going from Vikings to limp wristed manlets
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FmY3gzN:
Who said i have royal heritage, im what eurobeans call a peasant
0090129☇+×
FmY3gzN:
I live as a nobody and die like one
0090130☇+×
FmY3gzN:
Or did you believe the meme swiss keeps going on about having gf overseas whenever i get a non saudi ip
0090131☇+×
FmY3gzN:
You know demons live on fear swiss
0090132☇+×
FmY3gzN:
monster inc type shit
0090133☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Loosh harvesting
0090134☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is totally not a royal ;)
0090135☇+×
BumFarto:
My country is greater than yours Swiss
0090136☇+×
BumFarto:
I hope what happens in Ireland happens here too tho
0090137☇+×
BumFarto:
Election is this year too
0090138☇+×
Barry:
Cool thing about it is that nobody has enough money to do anything about it
0090139☇+×
Barry:
The absolute lack of frog sounds at my bedtime is killing me and my circadian rhythm
0090140☇+×
Barry:
You really don't know what you have till it's gone
0090141☇+×
Barry:
Saudi is a royal confirmed also
0090142☇+×
Barry:
How shall we address you?
0090143☇+×
BumFarto:
Saudi is definitely part of royalty, I even heard he has a car
0090144☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
Having a car here is very common and almost mandatory like in america
0090145☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
Wihout a car i would be paying half my income in transportation
0090146☇+×
BDZ5I2N:
Eurobeans think everyone has good public transportation just like they do
0090147☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A car? Don't forget the private jet he used to use to visit his polish girlfriend
0090148☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea the Irish are pretty based
0090149☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But they are used to fighting British bullshit
0090150☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
My granny is looking for a house maid barry are you taker?
0090151☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Will she have to wear a hijab or sexy french maid outfit?
0090152☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
She had an african maid who wore ricking jeans
0090153☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Probably can wear whatever she wants unless its fricking leggins or a bikini lmao
0090154☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Or a skirt
0090155☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
the french maid outfit wouldn't pass thouh you figure out something else
0090156☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Also from my experience in r9k i associate maid outfit with troons i will repulsed
0090157☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Feel repulsed*
0090158☇+×
Barry:
I would obviously wear a hijab and how much does it pay?
0090159☇+×
Barry:
Big news guys
0090160☇+×
Barry:
Good news that's long overdue
0090161☇+×
Barry:
BABY BARRY WON HIS SECOND FIGHT
0090162☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Nice congratulations barry jr
0090163☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
It pays enough if you live in a third world country
0090164☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is rioting and crazy shit going down in Geneva today because of the G7
0090165☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I blame Barry of course
0090166☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Since he won you have to buy all of us Steam decks
0090167☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry aren't you afraid saudi bro will sell you into sexual slavery?
0090168☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We don't know what happened to the previous maid
0090169☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Nah i don't that
0090170☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
She went home obviously smh
0090171☇+×
BumFarto:
Congrats Barry Jr
0090172☇+×
BumFarto:
Tell him I'm proud
0090173☇+×
Barry:
Thanks guys I'm very proud. I had no idea my son has a six pack not even his coach knew it's very funny
0090174☇+×
Barry:
If it can't currently fund my lifestyle I must decline Saudi, unless I was invited just because I'm me it doesn't make sense
0090175☇+×
Barry:
I don't think people in your country would like me very much even if I was a good house maid
0090176☇+×
Barry:
Hopefully you didn't get her hopes up, I do love your grandma very much
0090177☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry which countries people do you think would like you?
0090178☇+×
MGM2YTZ:
Obviously i didn't tell her im gonna invite my online female friend as a maid smh
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UTO0MDN:
Why? What are you afraid of?
0090180☇+×
UmN5QmY:
I don't wanna get banished
0090181☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn, grandma has no chill
0090182☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry you're getting Saudi bro banished, why do you hate him?
0090183☇+×
R2YzMGM:
Barry Jr is doing MMA right? how did he win?
0090184☇+×
R2YzMGM:
the white house event was great, worth staying up even if i had work in the morning
0090185☇+×
ZmMxEWM:
does anyone here play habbo
0090186☇+×
Barry:
I really don't think any countries people will like me
0090187☇+×
Barry:
I'm too unstable
0090188☇+×
Barry:
Saudi, I can come and pretend to be retarded so it looks like you're just doing something virtuous
0090189☇+×
Barry:
Trying to help an idiot who had no chance in the special Olympics
0090190☇+×
Barry:
Leaf he won by decision, which in hindsight I'm happy about
0090191☇+×
Barry:
The kid he fought was actually good and it was a great fight I'm glad it lasted the full 6 minutes
0090192☇+×
Barry:
And as a bonus he was a very polite boy, his parents didn't yell at me at all
0090193☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sorry Sora, I don't play with hobbo's
0090194☇+×
BumFarto:
habbo hotel in 2026... does that game still exist?
0090195☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, in the philippines its a game where they go out at night and find hobbos to fight
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UTO0MDN:
Like american psycho
0090197☇+×
R2YzMGM:
Barry Jr should do that, improve his killer instinct
0090198☇+×
R2YzMGM:
well the end of the iran war is shocking
0090199☇+×
R2YzMGM:
i honestly believe the korean war changed americans, just complete lack of ability by both politicans and the population to imagine a total victory
0090200☇+×
R2YzMGM:
the only way for america to win the eventual war against china is by hoping for china to be just as incompetent
0090201☇+×
R2YzMGM:
american and for that matter western countries just can't sell war even if it makes total sense
0090202☇+×
R2YzMGM:
unless we decouple from oil within the next two to three decades iran is going to be the largest threat to the world
0090203☇+×
R2YzMGM:
it already is the reason for the middle east's turmoil
0090204☇+×
R2YzMGM:
imagine a north korea with a strangle hold over the world economy, a population rivalling the largest countries and ability to funding proxy groups across the globe
0090205☇+×
R2YzMGM:
america and other global powers are never going to have such an opportunity to end such an outcome
0090206☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell me exactly why Iran will be the largest threat to the world?
0090207☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The reason for the Middle East's turmoil is isreal and the USA
0090208☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm not sure if you're a fed or fall for boomer tier propaganda
0090209☇+×
YmMkhzM:
So you rather make me seem like i enjoy exploiting retdards smh barry
0090210☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry has been plotting your demise from the beginning
0090211☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why is everyone copying me by trying to be yellow
0090212☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#riseoftheyellowboys
0090213☇+×
Q2YzYGM:
Yellow goys more like
0090214☇+×
Q2YzYGM:
fuschia is cooler
0090215☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very flamboyant
0090216☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also how rude
0090217☇+×
Barry:
Why would it be exploitative Saudi
0090218☇+×
Barry:
I'd just sweep and do dishes and probably slightly annoy and charm our grandma
0090219☇+×
Barry:
Listen to her stories and stuff
0090220☇+×
Barry:
I bet she's seen some shit
0090221☇+×
Barry:
She sounds cool as fuck and I'd be honored to even get a scrap of whatever she cooks because I bet it's fantastic
0090222☇+×
Barry:
I BET that's why you're always over there too
0090224☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if his grandma stones you to death for being haram?
0090225☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0090226☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you think Barry should be stoned for being haram, raise your hand
0090232☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤚
0090234☇+×
Barry:
I would be retarded in this scenario so she would have to forgive me
0090235☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Being retarded is haram and the punishment is stoning
0090236☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sorry but I don't make up the rules
0090237☇+×
Barry:
Something really funny has been happening
0090238☇+×
Barry:
All these countries that bash American food are here for the first time because of the World Cup
0090239☇+×
Barry:
And they love our food
0090240☇+×
Barry:
So much so that tsa had to announce that any ranch dressing being brought on flights had to be in checked bags
0090241☇+×
Barry:
I'm not saying it's health food
0090242☇+×
Barry:
I'm saying we have better tasting food
0090243☇+×
Barry:
The Japanese people trying Texas bbq has been my favorite so far
0090244☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not gonna lie ranch dressing is pretty great
0090245☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why haven't you been sending us ranch dressing all this time?
0090246☇+×
Barry:
Should I just address it to the country of Switzerland?
0090247☇+×
Barry:
I guess I didn't realize other places don't have that
0090248☇+×
Barry:
It's very easy to make from scratch too
0090249☇+×
Barry:
I love ranch
0090250☇+×
Barry:
Came back to say that those of you who haven't tried biscuits and gravy are depriving yourselves
0090251☇+×
Barry:
You can make it!
0090252☇+×
Barry:
Saudi even you can, just omit the ground sausage and make pepper gravy
0090253☇+×
gDM0UGZ:
Yeah sire maybe
0090254☇+×
gDM0UGZ:
sure*
0090255☇+×
BumFarto:
It was my birthday yesterday :]
0090256☇+×
BumFarto:
Also no way Barry is falling for the GOP zogslop Estados Unidos propaganda
0090257☇+×
BumFarto:
That shit is such staged jew theatrics
0090258☇+×
BumFarto:
Anyways in other news I think we should nuke the Netherlands
0090259☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Happy birthday Swedefarto!
0090260☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And yes we should nuke holland!
0090261☇+×
FGZkRTY:
Hello
0090262☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hello new friend
0090263☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn it Barry why weren't you here to welcome our new friend?
0090264☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm really starting to doubt your dedication to sparkle motion
0090265☇+×
UTO0MDN:
RIP the sparkle motion girl
0090266☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry why didn't you protect her from diddy?
0090267☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is all your fault as usual smh
0090268☇+×
MjY5cTZ:
happy birthday swedefag
0090269☇+×
MjY5cTZ:
i just got a sunburn
0090270☇+×
MjY5cTZ:
im blaming israel
0090271☇+×
czMiRDM:
hello
0090272☇+×
gDM0UGZ:
Sup
0090273☇+×
gDM0UGZ:
Did you post on 4chan again swiss
0090274☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn Sora has been a Taiwanese spy all along!
0090275☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I also blame isreal (and Barry <an isreali zionist>)
0090276☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No I didn't, but I should
0090277☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Remember when leaf posted the photo of his arm showing the sun burn on his arm?
0090278☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well I used my leet hacking skills, got the metadata, geo traced the photo and used some quantum optics and psyonics to get a photo of him
0090279☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you guys ready to finally see what leaf actually looks like?
0090280☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Here it is;
0090281☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/139069.png
0090282☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know right?
0090283☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#leafunmasked
0090284☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also leaf, don't @ me
0090285☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Interesting how Barry, leaf and Saudi didn't wish you happy birthday Swede
0090286☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0090287☇+×
UTO0MDN:
At least now you know who your real friends are
0090288☇+×
BumFarto:
You're right, I must redo my ranking
0090289☇+×
UDMkNGM:
we dont celevrate birthdays here its a habit imported from yourobeans
0090290☇+×
Barry:
I just got here happy birthday Swede
0090291☇+×
Barry:
Very rude Swiss, I never log in and just lurk unless my posts are the last ones
0090292☇+×
Barry:
Swede I know it's propaganda, obviously. But the people don't and I think it's wholesome
0090293☇+×
Barry:
This is be trying to push the black pill back because I'm fucking depressed and obsessive if I let my brain go
0090294☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is jehova's witness confirmed
0090295☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I better be number one in your ranking
0090296☇+×
lTNwETO:
can someone buy me a bong
0090297☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Bongs are lame and gay
0090298☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Nothing beats a good hand roll
0090299☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I keep breaking bongs and I know deep down it's Barry's fault
0090300☇+×
FzMkZ2M:
Swiss I need to know the right way to pronounce "pamplemouse"
0090301☇+×
FzMkZ2M:
It's one of the funniest words I've read in my entire life and it means grapefruit
0090302☇+×
FzMkZ2M:
I feel like the French language makes no sense
0090303☇+×
Barry:
And guys nothing spells out the death of a nation like widespread industrial failures right?
0090304☇+×
Barry:
America is fucked, but at least djt got to paint his pool and build a data center in dc
0090305☇+×
Barry:
Mark my words, things are going to become significantly worse in America in the next year
0090306☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's pronounced pamp-la-mousse, one of the few French words that is phonetical
0090307☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also toothpaste in French is kinda funny
0090308☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swiss German is also weird, Germans don't understand Swiss German
0090309☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Swiss Germans call chocolate shoggi
0090310☇+×
JGM0UGZ:
Why
0090311☇+×
JGM0UGZ:
What is toothpaste
0090312☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Toothpaste is a paste you put on your toothbrush to brush your teeth with to clean them
0090313☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It usually has floride and comes in a minty flavor
0090314☇+×
UDMkNGM:
silly swiss she was asking how you pronounce toothpaste
0090315☇+×
UDMkNGM:
blue team barry lets go B)
0090316☇+×
Barry:
I buy fluoride free toothpaste
0090317☇+×
Barry:
What's the gay French word for toothpaste
0090318☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf I lost a photo of you and nobody cared
0090319☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like they couldn't care less about you smh
0090320☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0090321☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also dentifrice
0090322☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Posted*
0090323☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why does no one here care about leaf?
0090324☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I mean I get it but still
0090325☇+×
Barry:
I'm not sure what you're talking about I acknowledge him constantly
0090326☇+×
Barry:
How do you say dentifrice correctly?
0090327☇+×
Barry:
I was saying pamplemouse like how it's spelled like a fucking redneck lmao
0090328☇+×
Barry:
I will keep doing that
0090329☇+×
Barry:
Pam pull moose is very funny to me
0090330☇+×
Barry:
Trying to trick me with your fancy words that make no sense. Fuck that
0090331☇+×
kjYzETM:
Barry fucks tricks confirmed
0090332☇+×
kjYzETM:
https://fading.blue/u/566687.jpeg
0090333☇+×
kjYzETM:
https://fading.blue/u/566747.jpeg
0090334☇+×
kjYzETM:
Barry this is your fault
0090335☇+×
kjYzETM:
The cancer your country keeps spreading
0090336☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Apologize!
0090337☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you look closely you can see Swede and leaf in the photos
0090338☇+×
UTZ5gjZ:
why is everyone dead
0090339☇+×
UDMkNGM:
who
0090340☇+×
Barry:
I'm alive
0090341☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys I think we lost Sora, she was a victim of a school shooting in the Philippines
Summer here has been a little hot but the last few days just gray
0090352☇+×
Barry:
Probably because of where I live
0090353☇+×
Barry:
Saudi bro can I ask you a religious question or do you prefer not?
0090354☇+×
UDMkNGM:
Do ask
0090355☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow you guys are so cold hearted
0090356☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sora is dead and you couldn't even muster up some kind final words or even a RIP
0090357☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0090358☇+×
ETYmJDN:
im alive bru
0090359☇+×
ETYmJDN:
booger colour
0090360☇+×
kzYhNzM:
Barry you are not sora smh
0090361☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's a very disrespectful joke Barry
0090362☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We all knew you hated Sora but we never thought your hatred ran that deep
0090363☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shake my smh
0090364☇+×
VDMxITO:
heil hitler
0090365☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn Barry
0090366☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell us how you really feel
0090367☇+×
U2Y5UGO:
She wants to secure the existance of her people and the future for white children
0090368☇+×
U2Y5UGO:
If that was the case i had imagine barry with half a dozen kids already lmao
0090369☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And why have a child with an Asian man?
0090370☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are Asians white?
0090371☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or only Japanese?
0090372☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also how do we know Barry isn't a sassy black woman that likes repeating Kanye west lyrics?
0090373☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0090374☇+×
UDMkNGM:
Dude trust me
0090375☇+×
Barry:
My cat skeedaddled across the top of my foot after her ball and I forgot the question
0090376☇+×
Barry:
She's small but those claws dig deep I'm bleeding in multiple places
0090377☇+×
Barry:
He is only 1/4 Japanese Swiss he has blond hair
0090378☇+×
Barry:
As a matter of fact he's mostly... drumroll please
0090379☇+×
Barry:
German Swiss
0090380☇+×
Barry:
Like Saudi bro said, dude trust me
0090381☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Dudes I don't trust you
0090382☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We say Swiss German and not German Swiss thank you very much
0090383☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also note how Barry didn't deny being a sassy black woman that loves Kanye west
0090384☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you going to kill the cat for revenge now?
0090385☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is a big storm happening and it sounds weird
0090386☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like a constant thunder
0090387☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like a constant low rumble of a jet going super sonic
0090388☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It always hails in the middle of summer
0090389☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The thundering noise is still going on without stopping
0090390☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Coincidentally they shut down the large hadron collider in cern today
0090391☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Honestly it sounds like a fighter jet has been circling for the past 15mins
0090392☇+×
RGMidjN:
Its the so called cat girls orbiting you in thier falying saucer
0090393☇+×
R2YzMGM:
Happy Canada Day!!
0090394☇+×
R2YzMGM:
im back after a long hiatus how has everyone been
0090395☇+×
R2YzMGM:
Asians aren't white they are asian. Japanese are white equivalents according to whites but israeli equivalents according to other asians
0090396☇+×
R2YzMGM:
who is this 1/4 japanese-mostly swiss german kid?
0090397☇+×
lTNwETO:
barrys wife
0090398☇+×
UDMkNGM:
Barrys married to a kid
0090399☇+×
UDMkNGM:
Smh my head
0090400☇+×
R2YzMGM:
a lesbian relationship at that (hit 90400 posts)
0090401☇+×
R2YzMGM:
just finished 5-pin bowling with the nephew and family, saw some fentanyl zombies outside the alley
0090402☇+×
Barry:
Swiss I didn't ask what you call them
0090403☇+×
Barry:
You could call them whatever you want
0090404☇+×
Barry:
I also can
0090405☇+×
Barry:
Getting a passport is so fucking hard and stressful and I shouldn't have to do it if I'm traveling in my own country it's fucking ridiculous
0090406☇+×
Barry:
And no I won't kill my cat, she was self entertaining with her little ball when it happened
0090407☇+×
Barry:
I wanted to punt her but she's just having fun she doesn't know that her paws are sharp
0090408☇+×
Barry:
Her brain is like the size of a walnut
0090409☇+×
Barry:
All she knows is comfort and fun
0090410☇+×
Barry:
Leaf you should have spanked them as you went by. They literally can't do anything about it they're sad shells of people
0090411☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is a child abuser confirmed
0090412☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Where were you hiding leaf? You missed Sora's death
0090413☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think your cat did it on purpose
0090414☇+×
cTNxU2N:
speaking from experience are you barry
0090415☇+×
cTNxU2N:
i left because Sora scared me so im glad she is dead
0090416☇+×
cTNxU2N:
cats are smart animals who plan revenge over past wrongdoing
0090417☇+×
Barry:
I'm gonna need proof of that
0090418☇+×
Barry:
Literally the worst thing she's endured was getting spayed
0090419☇+×
Barry:
She always gets her way with everything
0090420☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait so you left to kill Sora?
0090421☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are all Canadians serial killers or something?
0090422☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I bet if your cat had you spayed you wouldn't be too happy with her
0090423☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0090424☇+×
kjY1QDM:
leaf leave NOW ive been resurrected
0090425☇+×
cTNxU2N:
NO
0090426☇+×
kjY1QDM:
NOW!!!!!!!
0090427☇+×
JDZ4cjZ:
Damn Canadians are all talk and no murder
0090428☇+×
JDZ4cjZ:
Or how do we know this isn't Barry pretending to be Sora to be more disrespectful
0090429☇+×
JDZ4cjZ:
Or what if it's a ghost?
0090430☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#2spooky4me
0090431☇+×
Barry:
I would never appear here under one of those flags
0090432☇+×
Barry:
Murica
0090433☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You say that but you're colors are suspiciously similar...
0090434☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
laus ssl certificate expired :(
0090435☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
today I learn lozanonyme.com and lausanonyme.com exist
0090436☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
the lausanonyme cert still has a day left on it, what does this mean? :O
0090437☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
maybe its a new laus that's being developed (made with the intent of ditching yellow swiss)
0090438☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I hope the newlaus has file upload, I wanted to share an mp4 but fadingblue didn't like that :(
0090439☇+×
UTO0MDN:
MP4 of what?
0090440☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Were you gonna post the video of you murdering Sora?
0090441☇+×
UTO0MDN:
RIP #gonebutnotforgotten
0090442☇+×
cTNxU2N:
whats up with all these urls, suspicious
0090443☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's almost like it's lausanonymous but in French
0090444☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0090445☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think Swede is taking the loss of Sora well, he's been very quite lately. Who is he going to groom with on Roblox now?
0090446☇+×
BumFarto:
this guy
0090447☇+×
BumFarto:
red swiss re-secure the freaking site
0090448☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know it's Barry trying to hack this place
0090449☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry wants to steal all your nudes!
0090450☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And then use them to blackmail you
0090451☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fun fact, Barry's last name is Epstein
0090452☇+×
Barry:
What has prompted another random attack on me by Swiss
0090453☇+×
cTNxU2N:
Barry Epstein
0090454☇+×
cTNxU2N:
Jeffrey Epstein
0090455☇+×
cTNxU2N:
both first names end in y... curious
0090456☇+×
UWO4UWN:
silly of you to assume i have any nudes on amy device i own
0090457☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea that's right, a royal prince has his nudes on canvas painted with high quality oil paints by a master artist
0090458☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry and Jeffery are practically the same name
0090459☇+×
Barry:
What is happening here??
0090460☇+×
UDMkNGM:
Why are you gay?
0090461☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because it's illegal to not be gay in America in our lords year of 2026
0090462☇+×
ETO0QDO:
i wish i was a neet
0090463☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why not wish to be rich instead?
0090464☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's like the same thing but with more perks
0090465☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You must dream bigger
0090466☇+×
Barry:
I wish I was a rich neet
0090467☇+×
Barry:
With my dog of course
0090468☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And not your son and "husband"?
0090469☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hmmmmm 🤔
0090470☇+×
Barry:
My son is almost an adult Swiss, he's always welcome
0090471☇+×
Barry:
That is a given for any hermit. Loved ones always welcome
0090472☇+×
Barry:
Crazy I've known you since he was still just a little boy. And you still don't know me
0090473☇+×
Barry:
Mr Barry will only be allowed to know the address if he's transporting baby Barry or bringing me Taco Bell or like shotgun shells or whatever
0090474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why?
0090475☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Seems weird tbh
0090476☇+×
Barry:
What do you mean why?
0090477☇+×
Barry:
What about this is confusing
0090478☇+×
Barry:
I will live as a hermit and have visitors on a strict basis
0090479☇+×
Barry:
Baby Barry-anytime Barry nieces-pretty much anytime
0090480☇+×
Barry:
Mr Barry has restricted access due to his past behaviors and current refusal to accept his piece of shit-edness
0090481☇+×
Barry:
Simple
0090482☇+×
Barry:
And I don't care if it's weird to you, you can't keep a relationship for more than like a year without getting bored or tired or whatever. So piss off
0090483☇+×
Barry:
17 years of constant negative feedback and physical abuse in a "romantic" sense is very disorienting. You haven't lived that life though buddy
0090484☇+×
Barry:
It's enough to make someone want to do something like move off grid and only interact with their most loved and precious people
0090485☇+×
Barry:
But ya know make it make sense, lmao even
0090486☇+×
Barry:
God damn you make me so mad you might earn yourself a week per year at the compound just for entertainment. You might even be allowed in the pool if you're not such a snot
0090487☇+×
UTO0MDN:
"Oh no you're dumb because you didn't make the same stupid mistakes as me and I hate you"
0090488☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's what I understood from what you just said
0090489☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you like this?
0090490☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I bet you pee in the pool and that's why I will never go into it
0090491☇+×
UTO0MDN:
However leaf will dive in with his mouth wide open
0090492☇+×
BTYiljZ:
banning your husband is gay
0090493☇+×
BTYiljZ:
whay are you gai?
0090494☇+×
BTYiljZ:
Lol jk you dont have to go on another rant
0090495☇+×
ETO0QDO:
damn
0090496☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Please rant, it gives me material to work with
0090497☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Russia are you a new friend?
0090498☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or a new fed?
0090499☇+×
Barry:
I didn't call you dumb?
0090500☇+×
Barry:
I'm gonna piss in the pool a whole bunch and hold your head under, then spike your drinks with high doses of niacin
0090501☇+×
Barry:
Then you will get itchy all covered in piss water
0090502☇+×
Barry:
How does that make you feel?
0090503☇+×
Barry:
My son isn't a mistake btw I don't believe god gives out children nilly whilly but you do you
0090504☇+×
Barry:
I bet you've paid for at least... 7 abortions
0090505☇+×
Barry:
Your itchy piss water skin is only the beginning of your suffering
0090506☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry has a pee fetish confirmed
0090507☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also why would I have 7 abortions? I'm not an American woman!
0090508☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait high doses of vitamin B make you itchy?
0090509☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I actually drink a lot of vitamin B everyday from energy drinks and they never made me feel itch
0090510☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or does pee have to be involved some how?
0090511☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm honestly very confused
0090512☇+×
BumFarto:
Who farted
0090513☇+×
VTN2ETN:
You did
0090514☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Who ever smelt it, dealt it
0090515☇+×
FjNlV2N:
i found a piss bottle today
0090516☇+×
FjNlV2N:
it was half empty which means one of you drank some
0090517☇+×
FjNlV2N:
freaks
0090518☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was you wasn't it?
0090519☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is this your way of coming out about your piss/golden shower fetish because this is a safe space?
0090520☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also is my joke about leaf jumping into the pool with his mouth open based on reality?
0090521☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0090522☇+×
Barry:
They go low, I go lower
0090523☇+×
Barry:
Red Swiss please change his ID to itchypisswaterskin
0090524☇+×
Barry:
I will pay you to do it
0090525☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is it with you pissing and itching?
0090526☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm sincerely confused
0090527☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if leaf is your soulmate Barry?
0090528☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if you made a baby with the wrong Asian?
0090529☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf, are you ready to man up, marry Barry and give her the kid she shoukd have had
0090530☇+×
QTMkZzN:
swiss reaching levels of weird i never thought possible
0090531☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Speaking of itching my balls been itching after i shaved them
0090532☇+×
QTMkZzN:
It strarted to get painful so im vaseline on my balls now
0090533☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Not really itching its like irritated if thats correct word
0090534☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Maybe its because of the cologne like said
0090535☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Like barry said*
0090536☇+×
UTO0MDN:
First of all isn't that haram?
0090537☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Second of all who are you shaving your balls for? Swede? Leaf? Barry?
0090538☇+×
QTMkZzN:
What?
0090539☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shaving balls feels haram to me
0090540☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Lmao
0090541☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Do you not shave your balls?
0090542☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel like God would be like, "I put hair there for a reason"
0090543☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, I'm not gay lol
0090544☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Do you not shave your dick?
0090545☇+×
QTMkZzN:
No homo
0090546☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I barely shave my face
0090547☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We should have a poll
0090548☇+×
QTMkZzN:
honestly the reason i shaved my balls was because it was already feeling irritated i thought it was because of the hair
0090549☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Who here shaves their balls?
0090550☇+×
QTMkZzN:
But when i did it got worse
0090551☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe you're allergic to your underwear
0090552☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Also shaving your dick is almost mandatory also armpits in islam
0090553☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Get some cotton boxers or briefs
0090554☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Really?
0090555☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No way, are you trolling me?
0090556☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Yeah man shaving dick hair and armpit hair cutting nails
0090557☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow, I looked it up
0090558☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And it's true
0090559☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But it says you should be plucking it and not shaving...
0090560☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Yeah why would i lie on the internet
0090561☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Lol bro itry one time it was too much
0090562☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Sorry im using technology
0090563☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You have to do it every 40 days
0090564☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Yea thats maximux period of no shaving
0090565☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Maximum*
0090566☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Honestly I never expected this rule
0090567☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Also ngl using those glue like things to remove the hair will make feel gay
0090568☇+×
QTMkZzN:
I had rather a blade
0090569☇+×
QTMkZzN:
the more you swiss
0090570☇+×
QTMkZzN:
it must beba jungle underthere swiss smh
0090571☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel informative with blades near my privates
0090572☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm actually not naturally hairy
0090573☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Girls are jealous of my hairless arms
0090574☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No back hair either
0090575☇+×
QTMkZzN:
cheating cave men like have to shave to get clean avoid vile smell
0090576☇+×
QTMkZzN:
cave me like me*
0090577☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You'd think colder climates would equal more hair and hotter climates would equal less hair but it seems to be the opposite
0090578☇+×
QTMkZzN:
I mean africans have almost no hair, its weird
0090579☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Its hit in there i imagine
0090580☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Hot*
0090581☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't like their hair
0090582☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#notracist
0090583☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asians have nice hair
0090584☇+×
QTMkZzN:
i mean if they like there hair wouldn't find african american women wearing wigs
0090585☇+×
QTMkZzN:
their* man i can't type today tf
0090586☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Actually i prefer semi afro hair
0090587☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Or is it called curly
0090588☇+×
QTMkZzN:
asian hair is too stright for my taste but its nice i guess
0090589☇+×
QTMkZzN:
It feels plain
0090590☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Curly hair can be hot
0090591☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And there is a huge variaty in the types of curly
0090592☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There's also wavy hair, like straight hair with 5% curl
0090593☇+×
QTMkZzN:
I like morocan curls
0090594☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What about Morgan girls with curls?
0090595☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Moroccan*
0090596☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Some North African Arab girls are very pretty
0090597☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Morgans got nice hair
0090598☇+×
QTMkZzN:
Yeah algeria tunis
0090599☇+×
FjNlV2N:
no offense to barry but shes a bit old for me and i think im too young for her
0090600☇+×
FjNlV2N:
barry jr might be closer in age than barry
0090601☇+×
FjNlV2N:
i usually don't like curls but those types of curls are very nice
0090602☇+×
FjNlV2N:
straight hair is a bit boring but idk usually i don't care for black girls but theres something about straight black hair on a black chick which gets me
0090603☇+×
FjNlV2N:
Coner Mcgregor just retire
0090604☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn Barry leaf said you're too much of an old hag to have his baby
0090605☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And he rather be with Barry jr instead
0090606☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0090607☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I blame you for Switzerland getting knocked out of the World Cup
0090608☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
Telling a woman she is old is super offensive, let alone saying youvare as young as her kid
0090609☇+×
ImM3MDZ:
Dunno lesf stright on blacks feels unnatural or im just not seeing your point
0090610☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea Barry, I would be super offended
0090611☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf has jungle fever confirmed
0090612☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Barry has been strangely silent, probably died from blood loss due to a ball shaving accident
0090613☇+×
UTO0MDN:
RIP
0090614☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You Also Barry's real name was Lindsey Graham
0090615☇+×
Barry:
I'm not offended it's definitely true
0090616☇+×
Barry:
It feels haram to even tell you this but the real ascension of hair removal is Canela sugar waxing
0090617☇+×
Barry:
Better for your skin
0090618☇+×
Barry:
But I don't know that it's offered for the family jewel sack that might hurt a lot
0090619☇+×
Barry:
But yeah that's what I do. I got tmi from Saudi so you get tmi from me
0090620☇+×
Barry:
Rip Lindsay and his little ladybugs
0090621☇+×
MWOiNzN:
Barry waxes her balls confirmed
0090622☇+×
Barry:
You don't listen
0090623☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Listen to what?
0090624☇+×
FjNlV2N:
barry never mentioned that she has balls but she did say she does hair removal
0090625☇+×
FjNlV2N:
i think it is a shame woman shave down there
0090626☇+×
FjNlV2N:
i like it with some bush
0090627☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm just making obvious connections here, I don't see the issue
0090628☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I'm going to have to agree with leaf about the bush
0090629☇+×
Barry:
Leaf it's already been established that we are incompatible so I don't care if you like it or not
0090630☇+×
Barry:
Find the bushiest of bushes you can. May a thousand blossoms bloom
0090631☇+×
Barry:
And who cares what Swiss thinks he's a hump and dumper
0090632☇+×
Barry:
I like being comfortable who gives a shit
0090633☇+×
Barry:
I could honestly give a shit less about your body hair, Saudi is the one who brought it up and now he's silent
0090634☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf, Barry is mad because you don't like her smooth sugar waxed balls
0090635☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel like you just come here to offend Barry
0090636☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi's silence is sus
0090637☇+×
FjNlV2N:
saudi is recovering from shaving his balls off
0090638☇+×
FjNlV2N:
we won't be hearing from him for a while
0090639☇+×
EmYkVTM:
My balls are in a better condition now, its the underwear might have get new ones from a diffrent brand
0090640☇+×
EmYkVTM:
The comfort my balls are very important
0090641☇+×
EmYkVTM:
I have been getting this channel calle macro lens recmonded to me, his content feels obnoxious and is probably written by a clanker
0090642☇+×
EmYkVTM:
The topic is computer and programming
0090643☇+×
FjNlV2N:
there is a fire up north and its making where i live look like mexico from breaking bad
0090644☇+×
Barry:
Saudi bro you should get bamboo fibre undies or 100% cotton
0090645☇+×
Barry:
Leaf I saw a video I think from that same fire of a train engine stuck on the tracks and they were completely surrounded by flames
0090646☇+×
Barry:
Very scary stuff
0090647☇+×
FzYxIDN:
It was Barry that started the fires
0090648☇+×
FzYxIDN:
Because you were so offensive to her
0090649☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Looks like we have another casualty
0090650☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We have lost leaf, he was buck broken for the final time by the fires
0090651☇+×
UTO0MDN:
RIP
0090652☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Man we are losing people like crazy
0090653☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I blame Barry of course
0090654☇+×
Barry:
Who gives a shit what you blame, piss drinker
0090655☇+×
Barry:
Swiss rhyming with piss and then fantasizing about swimming in my pisswater. A bit suspicious
0090656☇+×
Barry:
Pissy swissy
0090657☇+×
YWY0EjZ:
okay let's give this a go. sup all
0090658☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hello
0090659☇+×
YWY0EjZ:
found this place from a random directory which i also found from a random directory. how goes it aside from how we're all burning to an extent?
0090660☇+×
QDOiRmM:
WHAT THE FUCK?
0090661☇+×
QDOiRmM:
THATS NOT ME
0090662☇+×
QDOiRmM:
WHO THE FUCK
0090663☇+×
QDOiRmM:
ur not allowed here i already took this flag://
0090664☇+×
QDOiRmM:
i dont wanna be ripoff china again
0090665☇+×
QDOiRmM:
wow philippines are you actually or are u using vpn
0090666☇+×
QDOiRmM:
i dont like that guy i want to keep this flag
0090667☇+×
gjM4EGO:
you ok. im you and ur me. this is happening because you forgot to take your meds again ://
0090668☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hmmm
0090669☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's not very welcoming
0090670☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're like Barry 2.0 smh
0090671☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway you two must fight to the death like the leafs did
0090672☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#therecanonlybeone
0090673☇+×
gjM4EGO:
now im torn because i have zero attachment to this flag/country, but also wish to fight to the death. i throw my crusty glove at the other guy!
0090674☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Mortal Kombat must happen
0090675☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The other Philippine is a girl
0090676☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you ready to fight a girl?
0090677☇+×
gjM4EGO:
pretty sure there are girls in mortal kombat so sure why not if she's up for it
0090678☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She also has an attack dog that she trained to bite the balls of men
0090679☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Our resident Swede learned that the hard way, he had to have two surgeries to regain some of his manhood
0090680☇+×
gjM4EGO:
sounds like a good time to me. surgery included
0090681☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well you'll fit right in here! Welcome new friend!
0090682☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Just watch out for Barry, they're a big meanie
0090683☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Since you're the only Philippino left talking you must have killed Sora already
0090684☇+×
gjM4EGO:
why thanks! backread a bit after id first stumbled into here, and hopefully that's enough preparation for talking with the colorful characters in here
0090685☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Imagine dying twice in one year
0090686☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a fun group
0090687☇+×
gjM4EGO:
dying?! twice?! god i wish that were me
0090688☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There are two leafs though
0090689☇+×
UTO0MDN:
One is a wannabe serial killer
0090690☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And the other loves getting buck broken
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UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro is a tea aficionado and even though he's a prince he pretends to be a normal person like us
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gjM4EGO:
well now idk which of them i wanna cozy up to. both intriguing potential dalliances
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gjM4EGO:
oh no. am i gonna get on with saudi bro. i am but a coffee snorting peon
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gjM4EGO:
what's your story though, o loud swiss?
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UTO0MDN:
I try to bring joy to this chat by roasting everybody in fun ways
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UTO0MDN:
Let's me practice my creative writing
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UTO0MDN:
I think Swede is the most afraid of me
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UTO0MDN:
Leaf (sometimes) and Sora also have good bants
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UTO0MDN:
What role are you looking to fulfil?
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gjM4EGO:
gotcha. then may i, too, be one day be roasted to a beautiful golden crisp
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gjM4EGO:
i have no idea honestly. i was gonna dip after that initial message, but since sora presented a nice ice breaker i think i can see myself hanging around here
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YmZzYmN:
Once I learn enough about you I'll tailor some absurd and hopefully funny roasts
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YmZzYmN:
You see Barry, that's how we make new friends! Take notes from Sora!
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gjM4EGO:
deal. will butter baste myself for that in preparation
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gjM4EGO:
ah yes. make friends by gatekeeping the national flag. groundbreaking social techniques we've all unlocked today
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UTO0MDN:
So what do you like to do for fun?
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gjM4EGO:
varies wildly, such as the plague of adhd. lasting interests though are writing, web design, shibari, and the occasional video game
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gjM4EGO:
*is, not as
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gjM4EGO:
how about you?
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YmYwczM:
Actually my tea consumption lowered drastically because i blamed tea for my poor sleep
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YmYwczM:
I inly drink in my days off
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YmYwczM:
Also im not a prince smh my head
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YmYwczM:
Sometimes i only drink a cup perday
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YmYwczM:
sometimes i just hot water
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YWY0EjZ:
yeah that tracks. though id have expected that a copious tea enjoyer would've developed a caffeine tolerance already
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YWY0EjZ:
whatever you say, your highness
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YWY0EjZ:
but yeah, insomnia can be a menace. hope it's been resolved for you
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Barry:
Swiss can you help me wrap my head around the massive success the new movie directors are coming into?
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Barry:
Is it a psyop or is it organic?
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Barry:
It seeeeems like everyone enjoys the movies but also... some parts of each movie are unrealistic and I think they knew that when they were writing
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Barry:
Assuming you watched the movies I'm talking about
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UTO0MDN:
It's clearly bullshit, I haven't gone to the cinema in years and I used to go multiple times a month
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UTO0MDN:
The only movies I watched so far this year are "the craft" because i was born to late to have a hot 90s goth girlfriend (why even live) and SLC Punk which was actually better than I expected
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UTO0MDN:
The Amazing Digital Circus was organic I think
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UTO0MDN:
It was a weird show but I think it had something special considering the creator...
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UTO0MDN:
The older sub cultures were much more interesting like mod, punk, goth, even emos and hipsters
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UTO0MDN:
Now everyone is literally lame and gay
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UTO0MDN:
I blame Obama
0090729☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He repelled the smith mundt act which turned the entire American media industry from being profit oreintated to propaganda orientated
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UTO0MDN:
I bet you voted for Obama, Barry, smh
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QDOiRmM:
hi philippines clone
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QDOiRmM:
oh wow logged off as soon as i got here
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QDOiRmM:
hes genuinely beefing with me
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QDOiRmM:
im telling u guys hes bad news
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QDOiRmM:
hes a fed
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QDOiRmM:
i feel it in my dih
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YWY0EjZ:
id protest but honestly nah it seems we're fated to clash
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YWY0EjZ:
i feel the serendipity of these drive by encounters in my left hoof
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YWY0EjZ:
it tingles, bro
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UTO0MDN:
You must fight!
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UTO0MDN:
Does the Philippines have their own special martial art?
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UTO0MDN:
Can we live stream the fight to the death for fun and profit?
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YWY0EjZ:
we do, yes. arnis/eskrima, basically trains you to be able to wield improvised weapons. would def make for a fun livestream
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YWY0EjZ:
i call dibs on your right femur as my weapon, swiss!
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EmYkVGM:
No! How dare you! Only my hands are registered as lethal weapons
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EmYkVGM:
I will research your eskrima
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YWY0EjZ:
well damn, might have to rope you into the livestream so i can be given a taste of them fisticuffs. you can be sora's second
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YWY0EjZ:
might pose some logistical problems what with your incapacitated leg, but hey, more fun for the viewers!
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BumFarto:
Obsession is actually really good
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BumFarto:
In regards to the movies this year
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BumFarto:
Backrooms is pretty good too, I haven't watched anything else
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UTO0MDN:
I will never watch plagiarized tuberslop
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UTO0MDN:
Especially backrooms, these thieves have no shame
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UTO0MDN:
Guys, I think we should start a fight club
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UTO0MDN:
I have an idea for a movie, it's called "backshotrooms"
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Barry:
I'm pretty sure the director of backrooms was one of the YouTube creators
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Barry:
Obsession was good but it feels cursed
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Barry:
Like I have seen it 4 times already and idk why
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Barry:
Lots of people talking online about how they've seen it multiple times too
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Barry:
Those two movies were actually the ones I was inquiring about how odd
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Barry:
I wanted to see where the conversation drifted before I threw that out there and it went exactly as I thought it would
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Barry:
I predict the directors will rise to extreme levels of fame and both will have a close friend or family pass away
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Barry:
Look at Zach cregger... his success is no coincidence I think Trevor Moore was his sacrifice
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UDM4ETN:
i hope today has been kind to you
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EjZjVzN:
Sure was
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UTO0MDN:
He stole backrooms from 4chan/x/
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QDOiRmM:
i havent seen the backrooms is it good
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QDOiRmM:
obsession is good
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FjNlV2N:
france vs england was amazing most fun i had watching football
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FjNlV2N:
movies based on internet creations will only ever be a cash grab
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FjNlV2N:
a movie needs a plot. backrooms, slenderman, whathaveyou are all snippets of content in which the view is supposed to extrapolate by themselves but kept within the framework of a larger atmosphere decided by the rest of the internet
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FjNlV2N:
or maybe its just something simple like the atmosphere of a the cinema is different than scrolling the web
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FjNlV2N:
idk but i recon scp foundation could make for decent tv
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UTO0MDN:
What do you think the plot of "the backshotrooms" should be?
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UTO0MDN:
We should write a movie together
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QDOiRmM:
we all take turns to give u backshots
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UTO0MDN:
What? No! How rude!
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UTO0MDN:
I'm the one who backshots
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UTO0MDN:
I thought we could write the movie, we take turns, one post per turn
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UTO0MDN:
I'll start
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UTO0MDN:
It was a dark and stormy night, inside Barry's room we see Swede and Leaf tied up in gimp suits, we wonder what clapped louder, their butt cheeks or the thunder...
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VWZmRWY:
Hi
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UTO0MDN:
Hello new friend
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UTO0MDN:
Feel free to contribute to our story
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Barry:
It sounds like a porn Swiss you need to make it extra comedic maybe starring jay and silent bob
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Barry:
That's the angle
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Barry:
Think like scary movie/clerks writing
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Barry:
Not like a scary horror I mean like the scary movie comedy saga
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Barry:
It will start wil jay doing his usual freestyle outside a moobys or that corner store and they follow a flirty harlot behind the store
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Barry:
Because she was suggesting it of course
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Barry:
Then where do they find the backrooms?
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Barry:
A-dumpster, b-wall around the corner, c-giant mud puddle
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Barry:
Feel free to bounce other ideas but I think that's a decent idea
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RTZzkjY:
you guys are a bunch of homos smh
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Barry:
Do you have a better idea?
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Barry:
Do you even know about jay and silent bob?
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UTO0MDN:
Barry ruins it AGAIN
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UTO0MDN:
This is why we can't have nice things
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UTO0MDN:
Why is it so hard for you to be "yes and"
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UTO0MDN:
Also Kevin Smith is hack bitch
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UTO0MDN:
And he's super retarded
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UTO0MDN:
Anyway I will finish the story
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UTO0MDN:
Mistress Barry enters her room for round two with the tied up Swede and Leaf, but Barry trips and falls, poking her eye out with her strap on, the the commotion Barry knocks over a candle starting a raging fire that kills everybody. Saudi bros private jet also crashes into Barry's house killing him as well
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IDO1kTZ:
and i survive bc i am final girl
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IDO1kTZ:
wtf is this lame ass depressing colour lmao i feel like saudi
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UTO0MDN:
Ok final girl, you can start the new story since you survived
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BumFarto:
Can we do one sentence each at a time please
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YDOkFDZ:
wtf why you calling lame ass and depressing it kight be true but don't say it again
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YDOkFDZ:
calling me*
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YDOkFDZ:
might be*
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YDOkFDZ:
Just don't add any weird kinks and thank you
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YDZhJGZ:
i will write a new movie
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UTO0MDN:
Don't let Saudi bro mansplain to you, add all the weird kinks you want, especially if they are super embarrassing for leaf and Swede
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UTO0MDN:
Anyway, we are waiting for you to start the story Sora
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UTO0MDN:
And congrats on killing the other phillipino
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UTO0MDN:
#therecanonlybeone
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R2M4kTM:
don't indulge swiss, he is going to be reading chat with one hand in his pants
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UTO0MDN:
Don't project your fantasies on me leaf
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hDOlNjZ:
Damn leaf, why do you always have to be such a pervert?
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YTY4MmY:
ok this is the plot
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YTY4MmY:
its a horror mystery and barrys son goes missing and we have to find out who abducted him except theres a killer on the loose (i suspect swiss) and the killer tortures people by tying them on a st andrews cross and zapping their nipples off
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YTY4MmY:
and redswiss is the one investigating the crime and everyone is a suspect especially barry because we dont know what shes capable of
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YTY4MmY:
but theres a huge twist! whoever figures it out is safe from the nipple zapping:)
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YTY4MmY:
to be continued....
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Barry:
Evidently we're bad at this
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Barry:
Super super weird of you to include my minor son in your story
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Barry:
You should go back to whatever weird corner of the internet you came from that encouraged that kind of thinking
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Barry:
No, you should repent. And never try to write a fiction again because that weird shit aside, you suck
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UTO0MDN:
Jesus Christ Barry you just can't help yourself from ruining everything
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UTO0MDN:
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?
0090831☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is this some kind of advanced narcissistic personality disorder?
0090832☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Please get help
0090833☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I guess no fun is allowed when Barry is around
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UTO0MDN:
No wonder no one invited you to parties
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YTY4MmY:
i did not know ur son was a minor 🤔
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YTY4MmY:
i dont recall u mentioning it but i just dont think of minors as often as u guys probably do smh
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YTY4MmY:
is this evil barry
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YTY4MmY:
i feel like the real barry has been abducted and this one's an imposter
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YTY4MmY:
is this one of the side effects of menopause
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UTO0MDN:
Barry's son is old enough to commit sanctioned violence
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UTO0MDN:
He is old enough to be in an improve story
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UTO0MDN:
It's a side effect from the American diet and culture
