It got away from me so fast the large man at chipotle just kept telling me what's good
0043338☇+×
MWOzADM:
Well, what's good?
0043339☇+×
kDMlFWO:
Bonghole
0043340☇+×
kDMlFWO:
Hi
0043341☇+×
MWOzADM:
Hello
0043342☇+×
gzNzImN:
hey bangladesh
0043343☇+×
gzNzImN:
I had the weirdest dreams last night
0043344☇+×
gzNzImN:
the first was two girls flirting with each other and about to scissor but then they overhear two people running down the hall of a hotel where one of the 2 dies a horrible death and the other screamed
0043345☇+×
gzNzImN:
the other involved me working on an art project but I just couldn't figure out what to do. Cut to me back at school talking to my friends and showing them the book I made for the project
0043346☇+×
gzNzImN:
it was about (can't quite remember) these parasites living in these people. I declared that it can to be in an act of "enlightened thought" but after looking up the name of the author on the cover of the book I realized that I just brought it.
0043347☇+×
gzNzImN:
I realized that from the stress of trying to finish my project I either dreamed or hallucinated writing the book
0043348☇+×
gzNzImN:
The latter dream is a lot more interesting then how I wrote it out but I'm having difficulties remembering it
0043349☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You have interesting dreams. I can't remember my dreams if I wake up to an alarm it's odd
0043350☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I've always wondered if dreams are actually significant in any way..
0043351☇+×
QmZyQjN:
like if I think about something too much or I get excited about a particular thing I will dream about it but the dreams are never realistic
0043352☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Unless it's a nightmare. I have fucked up recurring nightmares that scare me
0043353☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why are you killing lesbians?
0043354☇+×
MWOzADM:
What are your nightmares?
0043355☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
One time I fell asleep on my couch and in the dream a little ghost girl with black eyes that were like bleeding walked into my sons room
0043356☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
It felt like I was already awake but then I woke up
0043357☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
He was a baby at the time
0043358☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
So since then I've had that same exact dream at least once a year
0043359☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
Like when she walked in is when I woke up for real
0043360☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
She's been in lots of my dreams
0043361☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
Also one where I am at a birthday party for kids and the ceiling fans turn into blades and everyone gets chopped up
0043362☇+×
YDOyQ2N:
Idk why there are so many ceiling fans. I also dream about sucking dick like a lot lol
0043364☇+×
UzY3U2Y:
But those are that's a good recurring dream :)
0043365☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was me Barry! I was the ghost girl in your dreams!
0043366☇+×
Y2M1IjM:
That explains it!
0043367☇+×
Y2M1IjM:
Why are you trying to terrify me?!
0043368☇+×
MWOzADM:
For the lulz of course
0043370☇+×
QTO1gDM:
Dick move
0043371☇+×
QTO1gDM:
Can't you infect the dreams of this one super cunty lady I know?
0043372☇+×
QTO1gDM:
She hates me and makes sure I know as often as possible
0043373☇+×
gzNzImN:
seeing as how you like to dream about it I assume you like to suck dick and I got to ask why?
0043374☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I thought you'd never ask
0043375☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I find it deeply satisfying
0043376☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And it's literally my only talent
0043377☇+×
gzNzImN:
Why would you like to put your mouth around the instrument he pisses out of. doesn't it disgust you?
0043378☇+×
gzNzImN:
like you go to the the restroom and the vast majority of guys don't even wash their hands. The chances of them washing their dick is even lower
0043379☇+×
gzNzImN:
theres also people that like to eat ass which i find disgusting
0043380☇+×
NTZzEzY:
I don't do that
0043381☇+×
NTZzEzY:
And it isn't piss that goes into my mouth lol
0043382☇+×
MTOidTN:
why did you ask leaf
0043383☇+×
MTOidTN:
:(
0043384☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Lmao
0043385☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't let it get to ya too much
0043386☇+×
gzNzImN:
whats wrong with asking? I wanted to know why women put mens meat rods in thier mouth
0043387☇+×
gzNzImN:
as for the piss comment i was refering to the fact that there may be piss residue
0043388☇+×
gzNzImN:
like if I was going to go down on a women I would like if she washed up first
0043389☇+×
MTOidTN:
leaf do you know what they call men who go down on a women
0043390☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't even know what that is tell us please
0043391☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And really... it's medical if you think about it
0043392☇+×
QmZyQjN:
For a guy to get milked I mean. I could take it or leave it personally.. I don't want to offend Saudi bro I should stop I've already given tmi
0043393☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Let's talk about this instead...
0043394☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Would our voices and words all sound the same if our lips were flipped upside down? Like our whole mouths
0043395☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What kind of world would that be
0043396☇+×
MWOzADM:
I never understood it either leaf
0043397☇+×
MWOzADM:
If my dick is in your mouth my respect for you has been irreparably lowered
0043398☇+×
MWOzADM:
Any dick in your mouth
0043399☇+×
MWOzADM:
Thats why I don't respect women or gays
0043400☇+×
MWOzADM:
Eating as is an epic tribal troll to get people infected with worms lol
0043401☇+×
MWOzADM:
If anyone says they eat ass i know to put all their opinions in the trash
0043402☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also putting your mouth on a vag is kinda gross to be honest
0043403☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why is america trying to make the world degenerate?
0043404☇+×
MWOzADM:
Well a certain tribe in america at least
0043405☇+×
MWOzADM:
And yes it would sound the same if the shape remain exact
0043406☇+×
gzNzImN:
The sound will be the same. noise comes from vocal cords and tongue
0043407☇+×
MTOidTN:
im ok getting offended barry give me your all
0043408☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I would never put my mouth on an asshole that's too far and I don't understand why people do it
0043409☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You guys sound like you hate cumming though
0043410☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I wish there was a way to explain myself better...
0043411☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Oh well my husband enjoys it and I enjoy doing it
0043412☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Doesn't really matter if you respect me for it lol. Have you guys never had one?
0043413☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm not sure what makes it degen if it's an act shared in monogamy
0043414☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Within reason I should add... there's plenty of degenerate stuff couples could do
0043415☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I also don't respect women or gays for the record
0043416☇+×
QmZyQjN:
There's a reason we are the ones sucking and it's not because we're better than men lol
0043417☇+×
gzNzImN:
I don't know about swiss or saudi but I want a blowjob. I just question why girls just go along with it. If I was a girl I would at least hesitate.
0043418☇+×
gzNzImN:
Actually I don't know about saudi but swiss has a girlfriend. Your sex life ok man?
0043419☇+×
gzNzImN:
You're not one of those guys whoes only concern is thier own self-satisfaction are you?
0043420☇+×
gzNzImN:
I know I'm not one to talk but a relationship is a give-and-take
0043421☇+×
QjY5UTZ:
If you want a blow job go drop acid with some sluts
0043422☇+×
gzNzImN:
what about I threaten to drop sulfuric acid down your ass and force your husband to give me head
0043423☇+×
MWOzADM:
That got dark
0043424☇+×
MWOzADM:
But still based leaf cucking Barry yet again lol
0043425☇+×
FTN0MGM:
Why would you do that to me?
0043426☇+×
RWZkJGO:
When was I cucked before I forgot?
0043427☇+×
RWZkJGO:
And why is it based you gosh dang degenerate
0043428☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry got cucked so bad she got amnesia
0043429☇+×
MWOzADM:
Bless her heart
0043430☇+×
ADNwMGN:
Whatever
0043431☇+×
ADNwMGN:
You're just jelly that I am the number one bitch at my credit union the vp just emailed every about it
0043432☇+×
ADNwMGN:
He said Barry we love you please suck all of our cocks
0043433☇+×
UmMiRWO:
nice thicc id barry
0043434☇+×
UmMiRWO:
not as thicc as swiss tho
0043436☇+×
ADNlVzY:
I'm super good at convincing people to get loans apparently
0043437☇+×
UDOhRmZ:
Thick Swiss he got tempo
0043438☇+×
gzNzImN:
just went down to the jap embassy to get my illegal passport
0043439☇+×
gzNzImN:
passed by the chinese embassy however they put up tarp around the fence so you can't see whats inside the yard
0043440☇+×
gzNzImN:
the chinks are hiding something from us
0043441☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lol Canada is about to be invaded by China
0043442☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also did Barry just admit to a bukkake fantasy? Wtf?
0043444☇+×
UmN5ADO:
Excuse me
0043445☇+×
gzNzImN:
acording to wikipedia bukkake is "a sex act in which one participant is ejaculated on by multiple participants. Originating in Japan in the 1980s, the genre subsequently spread to North America and Europe, and crossed over into gay pornography."
0043446☇+×
gzNzImN:
the latter part is the reason why swiss knows the term
0043447☇+×
EGZ2YWZ:
Swiss is fantasizing about bukkake I guess I said nothing about it
0043448☇+×
cDOxAjZ:
He can't get his mind off ducks since I brought it up
0043449☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Dicks not ducks
0043450☇+×
J2NycjN:
The intern locked herself in the shred room the other night after everyone left the office
0043451☇+×
J2NycjN:
John saved her lol
0043452☇+×
UmMiRWO:
based John
0043453☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Thank god for John she's far too adorable to die in a shred closet
0043454☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And she's super sweet. I felt bad after laughing a little... no idea why she was in there in the first place though
0043455☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What the heck
0043456☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I call upon red Swiss to fix whatever just happened
0043457☇+×
QmZyQjN:
https://youtu.be/_ZEX6w3-KbE
0043458☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry be like "He said Barry we love you please suck all of our cocks"
0043459☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yall cant pin your degeneracy on me
0043460☇+×
MWOzADM:
Im the fox, the leaf is the crow and saudi bro is the cookie
0043461☇+×
ZGN4czN:
Sha
0043462☇+×
RGN4EGM:
You came back
0043463☇+×
gzNzImN:
Barrys the baker then. Hows it feel barry I stole your saudi cookie
0043464☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss I only said that because we were talking about sucking cocks before.. gawl
0043465☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And I am not a degenerate!
0043466☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I am the fox actually and Swiss gets to be the fat fat baker
0043467☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Call me kitsune from now on
0043468☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's a good song though
0043469☇+×
gzNzImN:
wanting to be called "kitsune." barry is a furry
0043470☇+×
gzNzImN:
it is a good song thanks for posting even if your intentions were... strange
0043471☇+×
QmZyQjN:
No intentions. I'm not a furry though what?
0043472☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm 31 god damned years old and my son roasts me enough as is why on earth would I be a furry?
0043473☇+×
QmZyQjN:
He got permanently banned from tik tok though for hate speech because he responded to a video where I guess people were promoting beastiality. Funny anecdote
0043474☇+×
UmMiRWO:
lmao
0043475☇+×
UmMiRWO:
tiktok is cursed
0043476☇+×
UmMiRWO:
he is better off without it
0043477☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I agree
0043478☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Is kitsune a furry thing?
0043479☇+×
QmZyQjN:
God dammit my ignorance has screwed me over once again
0043480☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I got it from a book I used to read to my son back when he used to be cute and sweet
0043481☇+×
gzNzImN:
kitsune is fox and furrys like foxes
0043482☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I know what the word is it's Japanese for fox
0043483☇+×
gzNzImN:
calling yourself fox is a bit cringe
0043484☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I didn't know it was associated with furries though looks like you know more about furries than I do
0043485☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Shut the fuck up lol
0043486☇+×
gzNzImN:
its a furry animal moron
0043487☇+×
gzNzImN:
obviously its going to associated with furrys
0043488☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't know anything about that world lol
0043489☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't call me a moron!!!
0043490☇+×
gzNzImN:
fine. BAKA!!!!
0043491☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Go back to bed and talk to me when you're mood has changed
0043492☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And I thought you were a good sweet boy.. you had me fooled
0043493☇+×
gzNzImN:
fine even if its morning I'll go back to sleep. night mom
0043494☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry is a furry lol
0043495☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry Boomer wakes up with a wicked hang over, he looks around and notices he's in a fur suit and it's covered in vomit, "ugh, I can't believe this happened again" he mumbles to himself
0043496☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry Boomer notices the transsexual leaf is also in the bed sleeping muttering "baka" over and over again.
0043497☇+×
MWOzADM:
"That's new" Barry Boomer hears and begins looking around the room frantically while still in the bed with the leaf until he sees the mysterious Saudi in the corner smoking a hooka
0043498☇+×
FGZkZDM:
I've tried really hard to think your Barry boomer stories are funny but I honestly think you can do much better
0043499☇+×
FGZkZDM:
Get more creative ya know?
0043500☇+×
MWOzADM:
Haters gonna hate
0043501☇+×
UDM1ITM:
Not a hater just be funnier
0043502☇+×
UDM1ITM:
Got it?
0043503☇+×
MWOzADM:
Someone has been drinking hatorade today
0043504☇+×
gzNzImN:
someone has been drinking coporade today
0043505☇+×
UjY0MGM:
Someone's been drinking retard juice today
0043506☇+×
EWY4gTM:
I should have said gaytorade dang it
0043507☇+×
UmMiRWO:
you ha done job barry smh
0043508☇+×
UmMiRWO:
had one*
0043509☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry is super hydrated today
0043510☇+×
ZGOjRjN:
Always hydrated
0043511☇+×
ZGOjRjN:
Wait a sec
0043512☇+×
ZGOjRjN:
That wasn't a compliment
0043514☇+×
dzMyEmZ:
It's embarrassing how easily I get confused I'm going to jump into traffic now bye
0043515☇+×
UmMiRWO:
barry had a good run
0043516☇+×
Y2YlVWO:
Going to Portland again tonight though I'll die tomorrow
0043517☇+×
Y2YlVWO:
Maybe I'll see some guy smoking heroin on a sidewalk again or step in human shit.. again
0043518☇+×
gzNzImN:
walked past this sketchy guy screaming and begging on his phone. sounded sketchy as hell
0043519☇+×
ETO3EjN:
Dudes I rode in an elevator with Dave koechner no shit
0043520☇+×
ETO3EjN:
I was so star struck I didn't say a word
0043521☇+×
ETO3EjN:
I didn't say hello even like a normal person
0043522☇+×
ETO3EjN:
All my brain would come up with is "whammy"
0043523☇+×
ETO3EjN:
I didn't say it though. Anyway music functions are super gay and I got too hot so I'm outside
0043524☇+×
ETO3EjN:
Now I am surrounded by millennial punk gay rods
0043525☇+×
E2NmNjN:
These people are out of their minds
0043526☇+×
NTMxUWZ:
They brought their kids here
0043527☇+×
NTMxUWZ:
Sorry for too many id
0043528☇+×
cTYkVDO:
One more thing.. I found the most autistic spot to sit
0043529☇+×
cTYkVDO:
It's way better than staring at the backs of peoples heads
0043530☇+×
ADZyUWN:
But there's a dude dressed like he is from red dead redemption it's silly as fuck
0043531☇+×
ADZyUWN:
#visitportland
0043532☇+×
MTO3UjZ:
That's the thing they push is visit Portland
0043533☇+×
MTO3UjZ:
But don't bother
0043534☇+×
MTO3UjZ:
So many posts sorry friends but I feel like I need to document
0043535☇+×
MTO3UjZ:
If you choose not to heed my advice I am at no fault
0043536☇+×
MTO3UjZ:
I also saw several trannies
0043537☇+×
UmMiRWO:
barry the id shifter
0043538☇+×
MWOzADM:
Did you keep looking in the mirror Barry?
0043539☇+×
MWOzADM:
Sorry I couldn't resist, it was such an easy ball
0043540☇+×
MWOzADM:
Who is Dave cuckner?
0043541☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
You could wiki his name
0043542☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
Bitch
0043543☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
He's enormous
0043544☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
Whammy
0043545☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
Yes
0043546☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
I looked in the mirror many many times
0043547☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
The trany though
0043548☇+×
cTYkJjZ:
Just
0043549☇+×
NzNiVDN:
What?
0043550☇+×
RTZ1MjY:
Baka you keep up
0043551☇+×
JTN2kjY:
He's probably best known for anchor man and the office
0043552☇+×
JTN2kjY:
Not Steve Carell but he does a lot of shit with him. I stared at him so awkwardly like a fucking retard and didn't say a fucking word
0043553☇+×
JTN2kjY:
He waved bye bye to me from his Uber though
0043554☇+×
JTN2kjY:
Sorry for my nonsense last night was a trip.. I wish I had mushrooms lol
0043555☇+×
MWOzADM:
Totally not awkward at all
0043556☇+×
MWOzADM:
So awkward it killed the chat
0043557☇+×
MWOzADM:
I hope you're proud of yourself
0043558☇+×
gzNzImN:
yeah I don't know what to say about that
0043559☇+×
gzNzImN:
do people really become like that before some content creator?
0043560☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yea, a freaking YouTuber
0043561☇+×
MWOzADM:
#embarrassing
0043562☇+×
MWOzADM:
#cringe
0043563☇+×
gzNzImN:
americans and their celebrity worship
0043564☇+×
kDO3MGN:
He isn't a YouTuber he's a very accomplished actor and comedian lol
0043565☇+×
kDO3MGN:
I don't worship him it was just startling
0043566☇+×
kDO3MGN:
And sorry I had been eating a lot of edibles again
0043567☇+×
IWM3AzY:
I'm just a nervous person i guess
0043568☇+×
MTOidTN:
is everything alright barry?
0043569☇+×
MTOidTN:
are tou getting addicted?
0043570☇+×
QmZyQjN:
No it's just a nice time when I'm out and about the town
0043571☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Pot is not bad or addictive
0043572☇+×
QmZyQjN:
If the worst thing I do is make Swiss and leaf tell me I've embarrassed myself and my sentences don't make sense for a spell I think I'm fine
0043573☇+×
MTOidTN:
lol ight
0043574☇+×
gzNzImN:
I had to throw a mouse that my cat killed in the woods today.
0043575☇+×
gzNzImN:
Carring the lifeless body made me think that if I crushed the creature the effect would be the same as playdough
0043576☇+×
gzNzImN:
the blood and guts will be forced out on either side of my hand
0043577☇+×
gzNzImN:
food for thought
0043578☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's a rodent don't think too hard on it
0043579☇+×
QmZyQjN:
If your cat didn't do that it would have continued to breed and fuck shit up like mice do
0043580☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Why would you even consider squishing the already dead mouse in your hand?? Lol
0043581☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's what's fucked up. That's the question. Most people wouldn't consider doing anything of the sort to a dead body
0043582☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's dead.. the job is done. You really don't need to smash it any more
0043583☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And you think I'm weird
0043584☇+×
MWOzADM:
The bones would have penetrated you and given you mouse aids
0043585☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I think I have covid finally. It finally got me
0043586☇+×
MWOzADM:
Quick, send me all your money before you did
0043587☇+×
MWOzADM:
Die
0043588☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Covid 19 confirmed
0043589☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You can't have any of my stuff! You should have been nicer to me when you had the chance now you'll never be in my will
0043590☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'll chop off my hand and have it taxidermied holding up my middle finger and send that to you
0043591☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Special request to have it look as terrifying as possible. Maybe I'll even haunt you from it
0043592☇+×
QmZyQjN:
For real though it sucks bad. My whole body hurts
0043593☇+×
gzNzImN:
get better soon or die faster so that swiss can post your texidermied middle finger
0043594☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I wonder what death is like. I'll let you guys know if I am actually dying don't worry :)
0043595☇+×
gzNzImN:
huh I wonder what happened to that older american
0043596☇+×
gzNzImN:
disappointing that he left the moment he realized that we weren't going to affirm his nonsensical youtube science
0043597☇+×
gzNzImN:
he hit if off nicely with barry
0043598☇+×
QmZyQjN:
He threw a fit and left apparently
0043599☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I just had a fever dream and was being chased by a small Mexican man demanding I take his joints. He kept asking "don't you want some of these girthy johns?"
0043600☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It was scary though not funny I felt like he wanted to kill me
0043601☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Probably doesn't help that I keep falling asleep to murder documentaries
0043602☇+×
gzNzImN:
BHAHAHAHAHA "don't you want some of these girthy johns?" even in nightmares barry lusts over cock
0043603☇+×
MWOzADM:
Damn it Barry, find Jesus
0043604☇+×
QmZyQjN:
He was talking about joints you black assholes
0043605☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Anyway my eyes and ears hurt, throat, can't be in the light.. my body hurts. I don't recommend covid but I'm still not getting vaccinated
0043606☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm out of zinc too oh noooo
0043607☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm going to give you my secret for killing viruses quickly
0043608☇+×
MWOzADM:
Take lots of very hot baths, basically you're creating an artificial fever that kills all invaders
0043609☇+×
MWOzADM:
Works great and when you're getting out it makes you feel kinda high
0043610☇+×
MWOzADM:
Works well for inflammation as well
0043611☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Thanks for the secret. I've been taking really hot showers it feels similar. I hate being hot so when I get out I get lightheaded I think it's similar to what you described
0043612☇+×
YzM4UjN:
at my sisters, canadian transport is a bitch
0043613☇+×
YzM4UjN:
ohhh blue, me like
0043614☇+×
MWOzADM:
Is your sister hot though?
0043615☇+×
VGZzMGN:
Buying lemon
0043616☇+×
EWZiNTM:
They want to kill 7.5 billion of us.
0043617☇+×
MWOzADM:
Good!
0043618☇+×
ATM2UGO:
Too many retards either way.
0043619☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Am I hallucinating? Two more Americans? And what's that other guys flag?
0043620☇+×
MWOzADM:
They came to see the leafs hot sister
0043621☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Someone's girls crazy OoOoO
0043622☇+×
YzM4UjN:
sis is married find another to creep over
0043623☇+×
YzM4UjN:
I think thats Croatia
0043624☇+×
MWOzADM:
She married an entire country?
0043625☇+×
MWOzADM:
>be me
0043626☇+×
MWOzADM:
>tell cousins a secret about my bro
0043627☇+×
MWOzADM:
>tell them to keep it between us
0043628☇+×
MWOzADM:
>they immediately tell everyone
0043629☇+×
MWOzADM:
>they wonder why I won't tell them anything ever anymore
0043630☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why are women so fucking stupid?
0043631☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't ask me I'm one of them
0043632☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm not a gossiper though that shit is just evil. I think lots of women are evil and like to watch things crash and burn
0043633☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Also btw Swiss
0043634☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Is your brother hot?
0043635☇+×
MWOzADM:
Hotter than you
0043636☇+×
QmMjZjM:
Yep, I'm in Croatia, on a trip. In a bit I'll be in Bosnia.
0043637☇+×
QmMjZjM:
Then, I'll get back home to Serbia.
0043638☇+×
MWOzADM:
What about kosovo?
0043639☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Neat you came back yay tell us about your travels
0043640☇+×
QmZyQjN:
There was a Serbian exchange student at my school for a year in hs and he was a huge asshole
0043641☇+×
YzM4UjN:
there was a french (or spanish) one at my hs and he was extremely based. he was in our "english class" and for our final project he did a video on why cultural appropriation is bullshit
0043642☇+×
YzM4UjN:
should have seen the teachers face. Went from joy when hearing the topic and dispair when he said "is stupid"
0043643☇+×
QmZyQjN:
We also had a Spanish one.. for such a small school we always had at least one exchange student it was fun. I actually became close with one but we never kept in contact. I forgot where she was even from
0043644☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Slovakia I believe.
0043645☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The Spanish one was an interesting guy too. Like as tall as me but had the voice of a large man and dressed like he was on the jersey shore
0043646☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Hello frens
0043647☇+×
MTOidTN:
sup
0043648☇+×
UjN3gTM:
How's your alchohol-free country?
0043649☇+×
MTOidTN:
pretty good
0043650☇+×
MTOidTN:
hot too
0043651☇+×
MTOidTN:
very hit
0043652☇+×
MTOidTN:
hot*
0043653☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Aww, how do you survive? Lol
0043654☇+×
UjN3gTM:
I'm in Fl, so it's hot, but at least we can drink haha
0043655☇+×
MTOidTN:
the people will survive in thier environment
0043656☇+×
MTOidTN:
their*
0043657☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Are you Muslim?
0043658☇+×
UjN3gTM:
I've considered learning classical Arabic for fun, but I don't know if it's a good idea
0043659☇+×
MTOidTN:
barry are you ok?
0043660☇+×
MTOidTN:
arabic is gonna be hell for you
0043661☇+×
MTOidTN:
but if you are looking for a challenge go ahead
0043662☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Why? I know the script and grammar are difficult
0043663☇+×
MTOidTN:
we have more letters and phonetics
0043664☇+×
MTOidTN:
i think thats the word
0043665☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Yes, it is. Your English is really good
0043666☇+×
MTOidTN:
thanks i hope it helps get a good job when i graduate in a year
0043667☇+×
MTOidTN:
helps me*
0043668☇+×
UjN3gTM:
What's your degree in?
0043669☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Engineering? I know it's a common degree for Arabs
0043670☇+×
MTOidTN:
its not really engineering, when i graduate im not gonna be called an engineer but its in electronics and micromachines
0043671☇+×
MTOidTN:
its technical college im gonna be called a technician
0043672☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Lol you're making explosives. I gotcha ;p
0043673☇+×
MTOidTN:
lmao
0043674☇+×
UjN3gTM:
My degree isn't as interesting. I'm currently a psych major
0043675☇+×
UjN3gTM:
On the bright side, I can literally tell people to take their meds
0043676☇+×
MTOidTN:
professionally
0043678☇+×
MTOidTN:
lol
0043679☇+×
UjN3gTM:
I can call people schizos too! So that'll be fun
0043680☇+×
MTOidTN:
for sure
0043681☇+×
UjN3gTM:
I'm not excited about having to tell niggers to stop taking drugs though. It's like asking them to stop breathing
0043682☇+×
UjN3gTM:
Use George Floyd as an example
0043683☇+×
MTOidTN:
ig
0043684☇+×
RjZxAzY:
You see Barry, this is how you welcome a new friend
0043685☇+×
RjZxAzY:
Good hospitality Saudi bro
0043686☇+×
RjZxAzY:
I'm almost better guys, still some minor pain but that's because I bitched out and bought some cheesy fries from Burger King
0043687☇+×
RjZxAzY:
It had some stuff that restarted some of the inflammation
0043688☇+×
RjZxAzY:
No more fast food for me
0043689☇+×
RjZxAzY:
On the bright side I'm getting really good at cooking
0043690☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Stfu Swiss I've been welcoming new friends on here for years it isn't my fault they superb out over the colors or that it looks like a dead chat if nobody is here to say hey right away
0043691☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And I'm feeling a lot better Saudi bro thanks for asking
0043692☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Other American, niggers don't listen if you tell them to do anything. Especially to stop using drugs
0043693☇+×
QmZyQjN:
If they stop using drugs they aren't as "cool" for some reason
0043694☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
What about Kosovo swissbro? I ain't going there at least till I finish military service (after I'm done with uni).
0043695☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
also gotta say, the (formerly) Serb parts of Croatia, dead.
0043696☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
Like, barely populated.
0043697☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
Dalmatia used to have a reputation for being a rocky, plantless area, mostly because the Serbs kept large numbers of goats and let them graze the greenery.
0043698☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
there's none of that. The area is completely overgrown. Noone keeps any animals around and outside of the (significantly smaller) city, there is no-one.
0043699☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
The traditional regional cheese, sir iz mjesine, noone makes it.
0043700☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
It's fucking sad. The local ball game with the wooden balls, the Balote, is only played by 50+ year old men when they meet up for a few months during summer.
0043701☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
All of the Yugoslav era industry is gone, the agriculture is nonexistent, the young people are all abroad working in Germany and Ireland. The city has greatly shrunk, the people are unemployed, the place is literally dying.
0043702☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
Other then that, I can say the city of Mostar is very, very pretty.
0043703☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
It has the old-dalmatian city vibe.
0043704☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
Tho it is mixed with the Muslim aesthetics in a interesting way.
0043705☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
But, it is tarnished by being a tourist city.
0043706☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
I prefer Trebinje to it.
0043707☇+×
MWOzADM:
I fell inlove with a kosovo girl once but she was crazy
0043708☇+×
MWOzADM:
Thats sad but at lesst its being left alone and not being actuvely ruined more like some places
0043709☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
I mean, there isn't much left to ruin.
0043710☇+×
MWOzADM:
Claim some land and buils something
0043711☇+×
MWOzADM:
They're over developing here and making it look ugly
0043712☇+×
MWOzADM:
They built a giant ugly concret box in the middle of my city
0043713☇+×
MWOzADM:
Its supposed to be an art muesum
0043714☇+×
MWOzADM:
But the building is so unisoiring
0043715☇+×
MWOzADM:
Uninspiring
0043716☇+×
YzM4UjN:
swiss is right you should build something. put your initiails and writing something overly sentmental and poetic. Claims its yours once it becomes a tourist attraction and make bank
0043717☇+×
MTOidTN:
lmao i thought it was you barry sorry until he mentioned uni then i realized it
0043718☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Ohhh lol
0043719☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Building in this economy guys??
0043720☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You almost have to be independently wealthy or have rich parents to do that idc where you live
0043721☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Or risk taking a construction loan at increasingly high interest
0043722☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's gay about your big Swiss box though friend Lausanne looked pretty from pictures
0043723☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The prospect of my European trip is slowly but surely dwindling back into a dream
0043724☇+×
YzM4UjN:
no no get a bunch of scape and throw something together. much fun
0043725☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What the heck is scape?
0043726☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Are you telling our new friend to go build a fort?
0043727☇+×
IzY3YGZ:
Feels nice knowing I'll have a sought after profession no matter what happens.
0043728☇+×
IzY3YGZ:
Fucking hard STEM field
0043729☇+×
IzY3YGZ:
mechanical engineering FTW
0043730☇+×
YzM4UjN:
"Are you telling our new friend to go build a fort?" yes I am. God women have no concept of fun
0043731☇+×
MWOzADM:
Seriously, women are the worst
0043732☇+×
MWOzADM:
Nice, I'm getting into electric engineering, I'm reading through the massive "art of electronics" book and there is a lot to learn
0043734☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
Eh, I've known some fun ones. Tho yeah, a lot of women are too risk averse.
0043735☇+×
UGZ1EmY:
Then again, most people are like that, not just women.
0043736☇+×
YzM4UjN:
Just had a dream where I worked with Gandalf to sell crack. He also turned in a naked lady near the end....
0043737☇+×
MTOidTN:
wild
0043738☇+×
FTZllDZ:
Leaf did you get drugged and raped by your geriatric drug dealer?
0043739☇+×
FTZllDZ:
Also, Gandalf will never be a woman
0043740☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss and leaf you two are miserable little cunts.
0043741☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I grew up in the woods I guarantee I could build a way better fort.
0043742☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And were you suggesting he build a fort for fun or really suggesting that he go get a piece of land and build an actual house?
0043743☇+×
MWOzADM:
Yes
0043744☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Whatever lol
0043745☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm surrounded by learned engineers wow. What have you applied irl from your book Swiss?
0043746☇+×
MWOzADM:
Control your dreams
0043747☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What?
0043748☇+×
MWOzADM:
That's right
0043749☇+×
YzM4UjN:
he means lucid dreaming
0043750☇+×
YzM4UjN:
I did it in some dreams however when I did realize I was dreaming I couldn't change anything
0043751☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Weird
0043752☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I've got a little spider friend on my plant shelves and it's super cute and making a super cute little mess. I'm afraid it will leave if I clean it up
0043753☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Spiders are so neat
0043754☇+×
MWOzADM:
No, not lucid dreaming
0043755☇+×
MWOzADM:
I made a machine that gives Barry nightmare
0043756☇+×
MWOzADM:
I call it a teleterror machine
0043757☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also which one of you is ddosing 4chan?
0043758☇+×
MTOidTN:
(You)
0043759☇+×
NDNidDO:
So, what is this thing?
0043760☇+×
NDNidDO:
Like, some guys passion project or something?
0043761☇+×
AjYxUTY:
I don't think the passion is there anymore
0043762☇+×
AjYxUTY:
More like an abandoned project that we have colonized
0043763☇+×
YzM4UjN:
the passion is still here.... the passion for (you)
0043764☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Maybe he will get back to it. Did he have a baby or something? What gives red Swiss?
0043765☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Why did you guys spread covid to my family? This is all your fault
0043766☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I still tested fucking positive and can't go back to work which of you is going to pay me for time off work?
0043767☇+×
YzM4UjN:
I would say I'll pay you in full with my dick but your diseased so I got to pass
0043768☇+×
MWOzADM:
How do you guys think monkey pox will affect buck breaking?
0043769☇+×
MWOzADM:
Can't buck break Barry because she has aids
0043770☇+×
MWOzADM:
And can't buck break the leaf because he probably has monkey pox
0043771☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I would suggest finding a healthy alternative to fucking men in the ass
0043772☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Get a strap on. A giant white one
0043773☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But hollow out the inside and duct tape a flashlight inside so you still get the sensation of fucking something
0043774☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Fleshlight** ugh autocorrect
0043775☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I made some dang cinnamon rolls and the second proof is not going so well please pray for me
0043776☇+×
MWOzADM:
It's not fucking men in the ass, it's buck breaking, gosh!
0043777☇+×
MWOzADM:
Have you tried taking ivermectin?
0043778☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys I fainted today, I was going to my kitchen and I could feel my blood pressure drop, I guess I got up too quickly
0043779☇+×
MWOzADM:
Anyway I tried holding the kitchen door for support but I woke up on the ground but I think I slowly laid my self on the ground because only my arm hurts a bit
0043780☇+×
MWOzADM:
I think it's the blood medicine they gave me after my allergy experiments
0043781☇+×
MWOzADM:
Experience*
0043782☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was weird coming back to reality, a very trippy question
0043783☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm like why am I on the floor? And then everything rushes back to you and you're like ohhhhh
0043784☇+×
MWOzADM:
Anyway I'm off to bed
0043785☇+×
YzM4UjN:
swiss I think its from the monkeypox from when you bucked the (monkeys)
0043786☇+×
YzM4UjN:
get well soon
0043787☇+×
YzM4UjN:
barry describing her & her husbands strap
0043788☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss a fall at your age could be detrimental please be careful with yourself
0043789☇+×
YTMzYDM:
who's barry
0043790☇+×
YTMzYDM:
and why do you people keep fucking eachother in the asd
0043791☇+×
YTMzYDM:
the mouth is a better alternative
0043792☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry is the American who pretends to be a girl
0043793☇+×
MWOzADM:
We secretly think Barry is the admin
0043794☇+×
MWOzADM:
And it's to send a message
0043795☇+×
MWOzADM:
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14266534/
0043796☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't pretend to be a girl you bitch!
0043797☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I am a real female!
0043798☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't listen to Swiss he is a snake and a thief
0043799☇+×
QmZyQjN:
This illness is a real pain in my ass.. like I'll get better and then worse again over and over
0043800☇+×
QmZyQjN:
My chest hurts now and I can hardly breathe without coughing
0043801☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I cant breeve
0043802☇+×
MWOzADM:
How rude!
0043803☇+×
MWOzADM:
Go take a very hot bath (not shower) and make sure the hot water covers your chest and soak in it until it's easier to breath
0043804☇+×
MWOzADM:
Rinse and repeat as needed
0043805☇+×
ljZ3ImY:
I mean, you know how it goes
0043806☇+×
ljZ3ImY:
"Tits or GTFO"
0043807☇+×
ljZ3ImY:
That aside, check in with a doctor.
0043808☇+×
ljZ3ImY:
Or get some soup/tea. It's how I treat anything that a night of sleep won't fix.
0043809☇+×
ljZ3ImY:
Also, a hour and change away from home.
0043810☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry's man boobs lol
0043811☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I know the rules but I also don't think my husband would appreciate my tits being on the internet for other men
0043812☇+×
QmZyQjN:
If I take a hot bath I may die Swiss. We're in a mega heat wave haven't you heard?
0043813☇+×
MWOzADM:
Suck it and man up
0043814☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That was not nice
0043815☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Lol
0043816☇+×
MWOzADM:
Suck it up*
0043817☇+×
MWOzADM:
One word can really change the tone of things...
0043818☇+×
cTN3QDN:
Take a cold bath then?
0043819☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I think I'll try my swiss father's idea.
0043820☇+×
QmZyQjN:
So sad though.. have to miss my family reunion next week. My cousin is coming all the way from Germany and god knows when he will be able to come back
0043821☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Never met his wife or kids and one of them is completely grown up :(
0043822☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I've let my whole family down because of the kung flu...
0043823☇+×
YzM4UjN:
wow 5 ppl online
0043824☇+×
YzM4UjN:
thats too bad barry
0043825☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I know and none of them are chatting wtf guys
0043826☇+×
QmZyQjN:
This is a place for friends not lurkers
0043827☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Mail me some of your stickers Swiss and I'll advertise. The only thing missions a bunch more stupid Americans
0043828☇+×
MWOzADM:
Stop scaring away our new friends!
0043829☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I definitely don't lol
0043830☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They probably get scared when you tell them you've been butt funning men
0043831☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They don't wanna be next
0043832☇+×
MWOzADM:
I bet you like butt running men
0043833☇+×
ImM0kDM:
No buttholes are gross
0043834☇+×
ImM0kDM:
Especially mens hairy stinky brown holes.
0043835☇+×
ImM0kDM:
Disgusting
0043836☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
The disgusting nature of buttholes is necessary, it means we know that the bad stuff we should not have in our bodies is being dealt with
0043837☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lol
0043838☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry just described her husbands butthole
0043839☇+×
MWOzADM:
Anyway
0043840☇+×
MWOzADM:
Why is mark cuckerburg ruining Instagram?
0043841☇+×
MWOzADM:
Now it's just a lamer version of TikTok
0043842☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
I don't try myself with garbage like Instagram. That "man" the Zucc is most definitely laughing maniacally in his evil lair, suspended in the air by his legion of robot bees
0043843☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
He knows the simplicity of human nature, he simply extorts the ever living shit out of young impressionable children who only want to see bright flashing lights and loud sounds for 7 sseconds at a time
0043844☇+×
MWOzADM:
Jokes on him because Facebook is losing a ton of market share to its rivals
0043845☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
Exactly. The metaverse was so shoehorned into his plans for success that it was immediately rejected by everyone
0043846☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
The most well-known quality of this man is his lifeless fucking eyes lol
0043847☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
Even his "teammates" look fresh off the assembly line haha
0043848☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I described every man's butthole lol
0043849☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They know their target demo and saw tik tok capitalized on that
0043850☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Most of the shit on the fyp is just reposts from tik tok anyway
0043851☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
It's quite sad how every social media just immediately conformed to the TikTok format, like Youtube and Netflix and shit. In fact, that's probably how I ended up here in the first place
0043852☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
I just simply won't submit myself to short-form entertainment
0043853☇+×
QmZyQjN:
China really is asshole
0043854☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I got jury duty fuck my life
0043855☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
To put it bluntly, yeah. I heard that China's TikTok content is changed dramatically to appeal to Americans, which is kinda funny considering the fact that they thought women dancing incoherently would find success. And it worked.
0043856☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm gonna make a tik tok about it
0043857☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
Lol jury duty TikTok
0043858☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
"Hey guys I got jury duty so I'm flipping a coin and the result is the verdict"
0043859☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't have a tik tok. But I have insta. I have monitored enough of tik tok to see the shift that has happened
0043860☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm just gonna show up and say I hate niggers when I'm asked how eligible I am for the jury
0043861☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
haha that's one way to do it I suppose
0043862☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I love you
0043864☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Oops
0043865☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I typed what I was saying out loud
0043866☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That was silly. But I do love you guys :)
0043867☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
I literally found this chat today but I'm flattered
0043868☇+×
JmNyU2N:
You aren't leaf?
0043869☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
I don't even know who leaf is so no I guess
0043870☇+×
lzN4YmZ:
Another Canadian right?
0043871☇+×
FWZ1Y2M:
Yes he's just a baby
0043872☇+×
gzNzImN:
the based energy of this leaf is harassing me
0043873☇+×
gzNzImN:
not what I wanted to see when I got back
0043874☇+×
JzM4EGZ:
Babby is jelly
0043875☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I think I'm going to have to beat up some old boomer lesbians who have been taunting my dog
0043876☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They purposely stop in front of my house and her her all wound up because that what German shepherd dogs do
0043877☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And I finally caught them and told my husband so he went out to say hi and they walked away faster than I've ever seen them move with they're gay ass little shitzu
0043878☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Faggot bitches
0043879☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm gonna wait tomorrow and go outside with a burning gay flag
0043880☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Or just go threaten them. My son has noticed too and he hates them
0043881☇+×
MTOidTN:
relax barry isn't that like a hate crime
0043882☇+×
MTOidTN:
dont get jailed
0043883☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's true it is a hate crime
0043884☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But I hate them don't I get to use my first amendment card? And please explain the crime.. a crime of thought?
0043885☇+×
QmZyQjN:
She's taunting my sweet dog. That's the real crime
0043886☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lesbians are the worst
0043887☇+×
MWOzADM:
Welcome new leaf
0043888☇+×
MTOidTN:
you are on the right we just dont wanna lose you
0043889☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I think next time I'll just go say something and if they run away I'll follow them home
0043890☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Regardless of their sexual orientation they're stopping to let their dog shit in my yard and there's no way they don't hear my girl throwing a fit
0043891☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Or see her. I have windows all around my front door
0043892☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I should get a ring doorbell since we are not home so much... kinda stupid to not have one already
0043893☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I can't stop wondering though why they ran off when my husband went to say hello?? Unless they were truly up to something shitty
0043894☇+×
ATMidTZ:
probably
0043895☇+×
MWOzADM:
They were afraid of his toxic masculinity duh
0043897☇+×
NTZzEzY:
They didn't wanna get punted
0043898☇+×
NTZzEzY:
He's not afraid of confrontation
0043899☇+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe they're afraid of the secret affair you're having with the lesbians
0043900☇+×
MWOzADM:
We call it a menage a trois here ;)
0043902☇+×
UmYkJmZ:
You're a pervert that's gross
0043903☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm not the one having an affair with a lesbian couple
0043904☇+×
IDZ0YmM:
Neither am I you little fuck
0043905☇+×
IDZ0YmM:
This is a figment of your imagination
0043906☇+×
IDZ0YmM:
Came from your own brain therefore you are in fact the pervert
0043907☇+×
gzNzImN:
why is it when swiss talks about lesbians do you claim hes a pervert but not when he talks about fucking me and saudi?
0043908☇+×
FGZkZDM:
You're right that is also gross
0043909☇+×
FGZkZDM:
Good catch. He's just a degenerate I guess
0043910☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Does anyone else get home from work or school and just take off your pants? Or is that just a Barry thing?
~insert joke about a smell when Barry removes pants~
0043915☇+×
gzNzImN:
Only if its fucking 600 degrees outside
0043916☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't smell!
0043917☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's been so hot here though. First thing to do when I get home is change into comfy stuff
0043918☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I like that silly gif Saudi
0043919☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Pants are for losers
0043920☇+×
gzNzImN:
yeah the only people who should wear clothes are men, children and ugly women
0043921☇+×
ImM0kDM:
Hehe
0043922☇+×
MWOzADM:
I 100% agree with the leaf
0043923☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys I got a letter from the hospital, they want to use my blood for some medical research
0043924☇+×
MWOzADM:
Should I do it?
0043925☇+×
gzNzImN:
what is it going to be used for?
0043926☇+×
cTY1UmY:
Don't do it!!!!
0043927☇+×
MWOzADM:
Scientific research
0043928☇+×
gzNzImN:
on what you neanderthal? artifical penis enlargement? If so I suggest you donate, for your own sake
0043929☇+×
MWOzADM:
Very rude!
0043930☇+×
lDNiRjN:
That's so vague lol why would you donate your blood for that?
0043931☇+×
lDNiRjN:
Don't be a retard they will use it against you at the first opportunity
0043932☇+×
UTZmFzM:
I am at work and broke my hair tie and I look like a victim of electric shock it's so wild
0043933☇+×
MWOzADM:
Or they'll think Barry is smoking meth again, sigh
0043934☇+×
MWOzADM:
But what if I'm special and my blood can cure cancer?
0043935☇+×
YmMwUGZ:
I have news for you
0043936☇+×
YmMwUGZ:
You aren't special
0043937☇+×
YmMwUGZ:
None of us are
0043938☇+×
YmMwUGZ:
And there already is a cure for cancer but pharma doesn't make money if they aren't poisoning the cancer patients with chemotherapy
0043939☇+×
YmMwUGZ:
What is in your blood that they need to study? AIDS?
0043940☇+×
YmMwUGZ:
From all the men you have penetrated?
0043941☇+×
gzNzImN:
good god I hope not. seeing how hard we bucked him today theres no telling how many stds we contracted. hell monkey pox is possible
0043942☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Well then you went ahead and suggested we have std's and pwnd everyone gawl
0043943☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm trying to get better at bants not worse leaf
0043944☇+×
QmZyQjN:
God dammit
0043945☇+×
gzNzImN:
well I felt bad and saudi is too shy to come out when gay bants are thrown around
0043946☇+×
MWOzADM:
You are all getting mega buck broken once this monkey pox stuff blows over
0043947☇+×
MWOzADM:
This level of rudeness can not be tolerated
0043948☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry, I will buck break your husband and make you watch
0043949☇+×
MWOzADM:
The leaf isn't the only one who can cuck you
0043950☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You will do no such thing I'll just shoot you
0043951☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Merica
0043952☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Leave him out of this
0043953☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's 3 am and I woke up to a loud tweaker mobile prowling in my neighborhood only righ as they were leaving my neighbors house and rounding the corner
0043954☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Or my neighbor suddenly drives a gay ass loud scion lol
0043955☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was me Barry, it was me driving away after buck breaking your husband
0043956☇+×
MWOzADM:
If your husband acts strangely for the next few days, don't worry it's totally normal
0043957☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You don't know how to drive silly boy
0043958☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You already admitted that once
0043959☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Plus he was laying next to me the whole night ;)
0043960☇+×
MWOzADM:
It was me Barry! I was laying next to you the whole night ;)
0043961☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You wish
0043962☇+×
QmZyQjN:
https://fading.blue/u/220965.jpeg
0043963☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Got her when she was smiling finally
0043964☇+×
QmZyQjN:
She makes this face a lot lol
0043965☇+×
gzNzImN:
cute. her hair looks like its cut? or is that just me?
0043966☇+×
QmZyQjN:
No she has short hair
0043967☇+×
QmZyQjN:
She was the runt of her litter so she is like 2/3 the size of all her siblings lol
0043968☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Her mom has long hair though
0043969☇+×
AjN0YjM:
anyone here plays xbox?
0043970☇+×
AjN0YjM:
G4DGQ-J6F72-D73D7-7TYMP-PC4CZ
0043971☇+×
MWOzADM:
What game is it?
0043972☇+×
MWOzADM:
I dont have any consoles except my old nintendo DSs
0043973☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also cute dog
0043975☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Yeah what game???
0043976☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I use an Xbox
0043977☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And thank you her name is Luna she is pretty cute. We call her a beanie baby because she's so floppy and affectionate
0043978☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
its gamepass
0043979☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
i hot pink
0043980☇+×
gzNzImN:
sorry don't have one
0043981☇+×
gzNzImN:
saudi is the hottest pink
0043982☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Hottest bitch here
0043983☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I already pay for game pass sorry friend
0043984☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You're an absolute sweetheart
0043985☇+×
VjYmhTZ:
Penis, test
0043986☇+×
QmZyQjN:
No kiddin
0043987☇+×
MWOzADM:
Test failed
0043988☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What a shame.. who knows what kind of potential he had
0043989☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What happened on /pol/ while I was asleep? Why is every mad at Romania?
0043990☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Was another bot released?
0043991☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And Tula tequila is relevant again somehow? Swiss did your activate cern again?
0043992☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Tila* tequila... sorry
0043993☇+×
gzNzImN:
huh? theres only one thread talking about Romania and even in that thread Romania only comes up 3 more times
0043994☇+×
gzNzImN:
hell even if all of Romania is liquidated I don't think anyone will notice
0043995☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Something is weird here though. I can't quite put my finger on it but something is off
0043996☇+×
MWOzADM:
You not sending me thc gummies, that's what's weird
0043997☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Ok post your full name and mailing address
0043998☇+×
MWOzADM:
We have to work out the strength of the gummies and your stealth techniques first. Don't want to get a visit from customs
0043999☇+×
MWOzADM:
Aint nobody got time for amateur hour
0044000☇+×
gzNzImN:
its gummies they last for eternity. why would customs care?
0044001☇+×
gzNzImN:
swiss is an amateur who doesn't know how to post his name and address to barry directly
0044002☇+×
gzNzImN:
check my digits
0044003☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The ones I get are 100 mg
0044004☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
very juicy digits leaf
0044005☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't really want to go to prison though even shipping between states can get you time
0044006☇+×
MWOzADM:
Don't be a coward Barry
0044007☇+×
MWOzADM:
Leaf, customs cares very much
0044008☇+×
gzNzImN:
but they are gummy bears! what the fuck are they scared of?
0044009☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I honestly don't believe that you actually even want them you wouldn't ever give your name or address.. you're probably going to try to get me in trouble!
0044010☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'd have to send it without tracking or anything. Then I could avoid putting my own return info in there
0044011☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I wonder if a declarations form would be required if I can keep it under 13 oz???
0044012☇+×
MWOzADM:
Leaf, are you trolling or do you really not know?
0044013☇+×
MWOzADM:
Maybe all that buck breaking is a starting to affect his brain...
0044014☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry have you never ordered anything from the darknet?
0044015☇+×
MWOzADM:
You properly strealth pack the item. Put a fake return address on it and drop it in mailbox
0044016☇+×
MWOzADM:
I will receive it under a fake name
0044017☇+×
QmZyQjN:
No I never have
0044018☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Never had a reason to lol
0044019☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Are you fucking with me?
0044020☇+×
gzNzImN:
my mother told me today that her father was a yakuza member who was abusive towards both my grandmother and mother
0044021☇+×
gzNzImN:
this is the first time in 20 years I heard about this
0044022☇+×
gzNzImN:
she just causally said "you never asked"
0044023☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Who would think to ask that?
0044024☇+×
gzNzImN:
idk someone like swiss
0044025☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's crazy though. Did he had those badass tattoos?
0044026☇+×
gzNzImN:
yeah across his chest
0044027☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's pretty cool. But also sad that he was abusive that's scary
0044028☇+×
gzNzImN:
mom said he flung her across the room. the next husband was a lot better though
0044029☇+×
gzNzImN:
apparently grandma was involved in organized crime as well but my mom isn't sure to the extent
0044030☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Did you ever know them?
0044031☇+×
gzNzImN:
when I was young I stayed over at grandma's house but I have no real memories of her. abusive husband is either dead or missing. 2nd husband got drunk and tried to climb down his appartment complex and died
0044032☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's pretty wild
0044033☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Your mom must have never wanted to find out where he went off to I'm sure?
0044034☇+×
MWOzADM:
Did you just watch Tokyo vice?
0044035☇+×
MWOzADM:
Anyway, I'm waiting for you stealth packaging plan Barry
0044036☇+×
MWOzADM:
When are you going back to Japan and claim your rightful place as the king of yakuza leaf?
0044037☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Why is it to report to your Friday the fbi while you wait to arrest me?
0044038☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Friends at the fbi**
0044039☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Sorry I am sleepy
0044040☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Give me... at least 8 reasons to trust you and also am I doing this for free?? Really think I'm gonna risk it all for some handsome Swiss man??
0044041☇+×
IDZyIGO:
All the risk falls on me you midwit
0044042☇+×
IDZyIGO:
Also you're the one who glows in the dark
0044043☇+×
IDZyIGO:
I just want to try some west coast gummies, is that so wrong?
0044044☇+×
IDZyIGO:
Because of Covid, the police cracked down hard on all the dealers to recoup their budget (no more traffic and other money making violations)
0044045☇+×
IDZyIGO:
Times have been hard
0044046☇+×
IDZyIGO:
The cops literally kicked my friends door down and put a gun to his head
0044047☇+×
IDZyIGO:
Fuck the police
0044048☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Alright fair enough calm down Pierre
0044049☇+×
gzNzImN:
to answer your question barry no we don't know or at least my mother knows nothing about his whereabouts
0044050☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
haha pierre
0044051☇+×
gzNzImN:
no swiss I will not however my family did have some land in the past before the goverment stole it. I'm left to presume we were at one point small nobility
0044052☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Swiss do you have a flavor preference?
0044053☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I recommend marionberry but maybe you'd like a more gay flavor like pink lemonade?
0044054☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Should we look for him leaf?
0044055☇+×
gzNzImN:
gummies don't taste that great. swiss overhypes it
0044056☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Have you tried edibles in gummy form?
0044057☇+×
gzNzImN:
no
0044058☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Jk also pink lemonade is yummy
0044059☇+×
gzNzImN:
and gay
0044060☇+×
QmZyQjN:
True
0044061☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The gummies are great though very smooth
0044062☇+×
gzNzImN:
why does swiss want them so badly?
0044063☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Because they really are awesome
0044064☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Idk if he's ever actually had edibles in another form but it's personally my favorite way to use marijuana
0044065☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I don't get tired or hungry and my eyes don't get all red
0044066☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Just all the other effects mostly. Take it if you wanna laugh a lot
0044067☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Email?
0044068☇+×
gzNzImN:
random note: sundresses in anime is extremely cute
0044069☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What does that even mean
0044070☇+×
QmZyQjN:
fgtrtd69420@proton.me Email me your shit Swiss
0044071☇+×
gzNzImN:
it means anime girls wearing sundresses are attractive, stupid
0044072☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's just weird
0044073☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I am also not stupid you little fuck
0044074☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
lmao barry you cant be falling for swiss glow
0044075☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
japs like thier sundresses
0044076☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's is glowy that's true but he said fuck the police so he must be legit
0044077☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I could keep my gummies to myself or share them with my federal agent friend what do you think?
0044078☇+×
QmZyQjN:
We'll see if I get an email
0044079☇+×
QmZyQjN:
What if the purpose of this chat is to catch pot heads? What a colossal waste of revenue and also those agents are a waste of life
0044080☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The internet says Switzerland is the home to the cia ooooh
0044081☇+×
QmZyQjN:
My stealth packing will include a ridiculous amount of duct tape and Saran Wrap. I might even throw in some chunks of my hair and raw chicken
0044082☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Just when you think you're done unwrapping boom more hair and chicken
0044083☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I could put anything in there really. I am open to suggestions
0044084☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Human teeth? You know I keep those around
0044085☇+×
QmZyQjN:
This could be really fun for me
0044086☇+×
gzNzImN:
your husband's dildo preferably straight out of his ass
0044087☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You're spicy today
0044088☇+×
Q2N1ETN:
witafit
0044089☇+×
MzYzQGM:
Wtf Barry?
0044090☇+×
MzYzQGM:
Why would you put your dna in the package
0044091☇+×
MzYzQGM:
You need to get some legit legal gummies and hide the magic gummies in the package and reseal it
0044092☇+×
MzYzQGM:
With some lame ass note like "found those candies you liked during your visit"
0044093☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm obviously kidding about that
0044094☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Figured it was something like you suggested
0044095☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Are you gonna send me an address?
0044096☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And you also need to tell me what exactly you are wanting? Pretty big variety as well as dosage
0044097☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I eat the 100mg ones because I have a tolerance for that much idk if you'd want that.. if you don't have a tolerance you might lose your little mind
0044098☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Then again you could just eat half of one and save the rest for when you feel a little saucy later on
0044099☇+×
RTNxM2M:
Hello
0044100☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Hello
0044101☇+×
QmZyQjN:
So my sister died three times today
0044102☇+×
QmZyQjN:
So now I have three more kids
0044103☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Life is so cool sometimes
0044104☇+×
QmZyQjN:
She lived btw. I know because she's a fucking nightmare to listen to
0044105☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The baby is afraid of people sleeping and the oldest is so mad she can't move.. I'm at such a loss.
0044106☇+×
ZmN2UjZ:
Hello fellow white people
0044107☇+×
ZmN2UjZ:
Cool to see this site still going...2-3 years later
0044109☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Glad to see you back are you the nice Swiss?
0044110☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Nothing has changed
0044111☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Weird how Swiss wants drugs suddenly and his fed friends show up
0044112☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I knew it
0044113☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Lausanonymouscriminals
0044114☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Bitch
0044115☇+×
MWOzADM:
Youre the one who glows Barry
0044116☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Shut the fuck up
0044117☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You know you glow
0044118☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm almost sure you will come and personally arrest me
0044119☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You'd like that
0044120☇+×
MWOzADM:
And you'd say some something stupid like "whos the buck breaker now"
0044121☇+×
QmZyQjN:
With my cowboy boots and hat bitch
0044122☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You betcha
0044123☇+×
MWOzADM:
Post badge
0044124☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You've overestimated me
0044125☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Post penis
0044126☇+×
MWOzADM:
Post your penis first
0044127☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I have none
0044128☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Email me fag
0044129☇+×
MWOzADM:
Did you lose it?
0044130☇+×
MWOzADM:
I don't have any fags to email you
0044131☇+×
MWOzADM:
Ill be back later, i must attend to real life unfortunately
0044132☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Omg real life
0044133☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Shut up do you want eddies or not?
0044134☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Coward
0044135☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Witnessed real life cowardice Swiss is a fed I'm out no deal
0044136☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But he's sweet keeping me out of prison
0044137☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Two days I gave you to email me
0044139☇+×
ZmN2UjZ:
I don't know if I'm the nice swiss. I haven't used this site for several years, and even when I did use it, it wasn't very frequent
0044140☇+×
gzNzImN:
hello there og swiss man, you have to exuss those 2, their sexual tension has been growing these past months
0044141☇+×
gzNzImN:
both me and the saudi are much more down to earth
0044142☇+×
MzYzQGM:
Says the guy who keeps cucking Barry
0044143☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You must definitely be the nice Swiss then. Welcome back friend
0044144☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And fuck you leaf that isn't true. Real life is not a soap opera lol
0044145☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Wait a sec maybe it is
0044146☇+×
QmZyQjN:
How do I glow? Is it really only because I'm stupid?
0044147☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The more I think about it the more I realize... maybe I have a crush on Swiss?
0044148☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Consider me devoted. Thanks for the clarity leaf now colors are more beautiful and food tastes better
0044149☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Please post your address so I can visit with my handcuffs ;)
0044150☇+×
gzNzImN:
In a shocking twist of events barry realized her true feelings for swiss. How will barry husband react? what will swiss do? find out next time on soap opera Z
0044151☇+×
MWOzADM:
No crushes allowed
0044152☇+×
MWOzADM:
So what's the strongest ones they have?
0044153☇+×
MWOzADM:
I'm still afraid you're gonna send the cops if I give you my address
0044154☇+×
MWOzADM:
With a camera crew and everything "to catch a gummy enthusiast"
0044155☇+×
ATMidTZ:
lmao
0044156☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't fight it Swiss we were made for each other
0044157☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Jk. 100 mg is the highest dose
0044158☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And if you wanna keep pussyfooting about it I'm just gonna mail you a box of worms
0044159☇+×
NTNxEzN:
is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend?
0044160☇+×
VTNwMTY:
That's as close to gay as you can get without taking it up the ass
0044161☇+×
NmZwQmZ:
hi
0044162☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Also Swiss who orders weird shit online to their actual home address?
0044163☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Go to a pmb store
0044164☇+×
MWOzADM:
P.O. Box gets more checks
0044165☇+×
MWOzADM:
And we don't have shady pmb stores here
0044166☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry, did you bring your federal agent bodies?
0044167☇+×
MWOzADM:
The ones you play butt butt golf with
0044168☇+×
MWOzADM:
I will send you my address when you send me a pic of your stealth packaging. I'm not going to jail because you got sloppy
0044169☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also there better not be any dirty panties in the package
0044170☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm gonna put something super gross in there
0044171☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Not sure how you want me to get that to you bc I'm definitely not posting on here. Hey fedZ look for this specific thing hurr durr
0044172☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You stinkin cop
0044173☇+×
ATMidTZ:
you made me think of a couple of gross things
0044174☇+×
ATMidTZ:
that wasnt fun
0044175☇+×
ATMidTZ:
lol
0044176☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Think about more gross stuff
0044177☇+×
QmZyQjN:
If my husband pisses me off I talk a lot about slugs and snails. He has an irrational fear of mollusks for some reason
0044178☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Slugs crawling out of your mouth!
0044179☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I think he wants me to put dirty underwear in the package also?
0044180☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Why else would he say it?
0044181☇+×
gzNzImN:
he says "better not be dirty panties" but who knows with swiss
0044182☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also don't go to Canada and cut leafs weewee off and put it in a bottle and put it in the package
0044183☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Why do you want that?
0044184☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'll ship you anything you want if you pay the shipping costs lol I'll track him down and do it watch for me on the 10 o'clock news
0044185☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Which btw it's ridiculous to ship things right now.. also everyone checks your id when you ship nowadays so if you really want west coast gummies Swiss you might have to just come out here
0044186☇+×
QmZyQjN:
The international penis snippet will be my villain name
0044187☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Snipper. Would've been cool if I spelled that right the first time
0044188☇+×
ATMidTZ:
barry the penis snippet
0044189☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Imagine the Microsoft paperlclip but as me!! Here to help!
0044190☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I just went to the little corner store and I was surrounded by literal heroin zombies that was peculiar
0044191☇+×
QmZyQjN:
For lack of a better word
0044192☇+×
QmZyQjN:
So Swiss if you want h I know where to get it
0044193☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Ya know how bad my sister is addicted? My niece knew two of them
0044194☇+×
QmZyQjN:
How to know when some hot shit is circulating?? Go to a gas station
0044195☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Sad
0044196☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But still not running away
0044197☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Never have I walked into a place with so many folks nodding off though.. I should have kicked them
0044198☇+×
QmZyQjN:
This is my land!
0044199☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Do the young boys here know what I mean by hot shit?
0044200☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Highly potent.. I wasn't joking when I said my sister died the other day they brought her back
0044201☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I would be more sad to see them out of my care though. Please pray for them guys
0044202☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Sooty for blog but please pray. I know I joke a lot but I mean this
0044203☇+×
QmZyQjN:
All brown. Gross. Bye guys
0044204☇+×
gzNzImN:
i don't understand what you mean by your sister dieing and coming back
0044205☇+×
gzNzImN:
dying* english no speak
0044206☇+×
QmZyQjN:
She had no pulse and was not breathing for several minutes
0044207☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And the paramedics revived her multiple times
0044208☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I guess for like two minutes she was actually declared dead
0044209☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Shits getting pretty real here. This website is like my only outlet. Didn't mean to take a dark turn sorry guys
0044210☇+×
IGZhNmN:
this website is cool
0044211☇+×
gzNzImN:
how did she get like this if you don't mind me asking? and how is her condition?
0044212☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry abused her
0044213☇+×
QmZyQjN:
My dad was abusive and mom was neglectful so naturally we turned out fucked up
0044214☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Her condition is questionable but I don't really care much sadly. She is a bully and sour to her soul
0044215☇+×
QmZyQjN:
My brother is petty cool though he's a very good person.
0044216☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And he has a grandson. I've mentioned that before right?
0044217☇+×
gzNzImN:
wait its your sister who had the close call with the reaper right?
0044218☇+×
gzNzImN:
no you never mentioned you had a great nephew
0044219☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Yes it's my sister. I have one normal brother and I'm like neutral
0044220☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I mean he's straight now lol.. had a baby at 16 and the great nephew is a product of that situation but he does very well now
0044221☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I was 19 when I had my son but his dad and I have beat the odds.. something to be said for that I guess
0044222☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I just realized I said neutral and some of you might think that means I've run amongst the wolves but no I've never od'd or used hard drugs
0044223☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Neutral like Switzerland!
0044224☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm lying I smoked methedone Once when I was 17. Eddies are good enough for me
0044225☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But that's the last lie I'll ever tell here I swear
0044226☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Methedone the medication not meth
0044227☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Fucking shit I am knees deep in cps and ghetto shit. I never wanted this
0044228☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Just let the kids be safe right?
0044229☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Come live happy with me and Swiss he will be a great dad
0044230☇+×
QTYhBDZ:
what is up drama alert nation
0044231☇+×
MWOzADM:
Barry you gonna post a pic of the package or what?
0044232☇+×
MWOzADM:
Since when do you need ID to post something?
0044233☇+×
MWOzADM:
Excuse me but I thought you lived in America
0044234☇+×
gzNzImN:
barry is kinda going crazy half the things she says don't make sense
0044235☇+×
gzNzImN:
be safe
0044236☇+×
gzNzImN:
don't let the drug dealers sting
0044237☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I am going crazy I have too much shit going on
0044238☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Plus now there's a swissman harassing me for my dirty underwear
0044239☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Need is to ship stuff for reporting. No joke. USPS is government and ups reports to them as well
0044240☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Don't even get me started on fedex it's a surprise they still operate
0044241☇+×
QmZyQjN:
All of them a gay and trans and require id
0044242☇+×
MWOzADM:
Wtf, when did america turn into to Soviet Union?
0044243☇+×
MWOzADM:
What about dropping it into a mail box? Does it ask for Id?
0044244☇+×
MWOzADM:
USPS is the only way to go, ups, fedex and dhl will snitch
0044245☇+×
MWOzADM:
Also your dirty underwater is probably XXXL
0044246☇+×
MWOzADM:
https://fading.blue/u/967761.jpeg
0044247☇+×
MWOzADM:
Here's a pic of Barry's dirty underwear
0044248☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Nice try
0044249☇+×
QmZyQjN:
You're just upset we caught you being filthy
0044250☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Also it's gonna depend on the weight how I have to ship it
0044251☇+×
QmZyQjN:
If it's more than 13 oz I will have to bring it elsewhere. Idk how you wanna waste your money but if it were me I'd want more than 13 ounces
0044252☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's how shipping works. Worked for ups for 5 years it can get very tricky and if Swiss customs doesn't like what's inside it goes into the trash or more likely their pockets
0044253☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Funny anecdote, I had a very angry Mexican man because he shipped a bunch of soccer shit to Mexico and they said it was all unallowed and they'd send it back
0044254☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Well three weeks later he got back a soccer ball and nothing else
0044255☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They just take shit. Customs does not give a fuck
0044256☇+×
MWOzADM:
Guys I have a swollen lymph node under my neck and I blame Barry for blueballing me with the gummies
0044257☇+×
MWOzADM:
Very rude
0044258☇+×
MWOzADM:
If I died of cancer I give Saudi bro permission to honor kill Barry
0044259☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
Don't scare me
0044260☇+×
J2M5MjZ:
He is a peaceful man
0044261☇+×
gzNzImN:
theres are fly flying around and crawling on me. feels wierd
0044262☇+×
gzNzImN:
making fly attracted to shit jokes is too easy. get better material
0044263☇+×
QmZyQjN:
My dogs hate flies. The older one gets hyper focused on them till she can catch them in her mouth
0044264☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Also found out that organic soil/medium for my houseplants attracts fruit flies and it is super irritating. Bugs are gross
0044265☇+×
MWOzADM:
Take a shower leaf
0044266☇+×
MWOzADM:
Fruit flies are coming from your compost lol
0044267☇+×
MWOzADM:
My swelling has gone down so your honor killing is postponed Barry
0044268☇+×
MWOzADM:
Do any of you remember Argentina bro?
0044269☇+×
gzNzImN:
yeah i wonder what happened to him
0044270☇+×
kjZjNGO:
He stayed on discord
0044271☇+×
kjZjNGO:
I used to talk with him there but I stopped using after Swiss scolded me
0044272☇+×
kjZjNGO:
https://youtu.be/5jpvUMaH17o
0044273☇+×
kjZjNGO:
Very good episode
0044274☇+×
MWOzADM:
He's a traitor
0044275☇+×
QWOhdTZ:
lol
0044277☇+×
JTYllTO:
Maybe one day he will remember us.. but I don't think we were the community he was looking for
0044278☇+×
JTYllTO:
I do miss him though. He's a very sweet person
0044280☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Omg I wish I could have recorded my sister just now dudes this was a very dramatic day
0044281☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I can't even sleep now
0044282☇+×
gzNzImN:
you didn't record it but you can explain it to us
0044283☇+×
cjZ4UjN:
I have legal guardianship over her kids temporarily as of yesterday and she tried to break into my house last night and got arrested
0044284☇+×
cjZ4UjN:
Told the police I kidnapped them and they needed to search my house
0044285☇+×
cjZ4UjN:
High on meth of course
0044286☇+×
gzNzImN:
your life is a shit show
0044287☇+×
gzNzImN:
no offense
0044288☇+×
RDO2ImY:
None taken
0044289☇+×
RDO2ImY:
You're not wrong
0044290☇+×
RDO2ImY:
At least I have my head on straight enough for cps to trust me over foster care
0044291☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Just sad that it came to this. She got out of jail and tried to pull the same shit again today but my dad stopped her
0044292☇+×
gzNzImN:
watching in real time a life at its worst
0044293☇+×
IGZhNmN:
hang in there barry it will get better
0044294☇+×
dDOjBTN:
It will be for sure. I just can't believe it's happening to me. I couldn't imagine allowing my situation to get so bad the state took my son
0044295☇+×
dDOjBTN:
And I'm finding that the state is going to make my life hell while all my sister has to do is show up for 2 hours per week for visitation
0044296☇+×
dDOjBTN:
Getting fingerprinted and background checked home visits multiple times a week
0044297☇+×
dDOjBTN:
But she gets to stay home on her ass doing nothing but getting high... what a world
0044298☇+×
gzNzImN:
how are the kids? they distraught over the situation?
0044299☇+×
gTNiBTZ:
Of course. Lots of work to be done but I honestly don't trust anyone else to do it but myself
0044300☇+×
gTNiBTZ:
I literally have started having heart flutters these days or palpitations.. it feels weird.
0044301☇+×
gTNiBTZ:
Constantly worried that she is gonna show up at my house again.. was truly scary when it happened because she was high as a kite looking in my windows and climbed over my fence to the back yard
0044302☇+×
gTNiBTZ:
Can't sleep because I'm waiting to hear a window smash or something
0044303☇+×
gTNiBTZ:
My son is a godsend for the girls though he keeps them smiling and distracted.. the baby is slowly getting happier over the days
0044304☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Sad blog is done I swear it
0044305☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I hope Swiss is ok :/
0044307☇+×
gzNzImN:
maybe he isn't typing cause he got nothing positive to say. god knows that only male buttholes is on his mind
0044308☇+×
MWOzADM:
Very rude leaf
0044309☇+×
MWOzADM:
I don't have the heart to make fun of Barry right now
0044310☇+×
QmZyQjN:
That's nice of you. How is everyone else doing?
0044311☇+×
VzMwUzN:
doin ight
0044312☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Why are you always so quiet Saudi fren
0044313☇+×
MWOzADM:
You leave him and us speechless with how American you are
0044314☇+×
gzNzImN:
never watched this anime but this is the best anime opening ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICOwBtm8L_s
0044315☇+×
QmZyQjN:
America sucks they lie to you when you're 6 with patriotic songs to hook you and then you wake up one day and the aforementioned is your life
0044316☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It's like a little cell on a glass that satan keeps adding the worst possible reactoto
0044317☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Reactions to*
0044318☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I hate someone idk who but I'm sure as fuck not responsible for what's happening
0044319☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I hate it here
0044320☇+×
QmZyQjN:
None of this would have happened if my family stayed in Finland
0044321☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But then I'd never have 3 really cool nieces I guess. They really are the best
0044322☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'm all over the place maybe it's wise I just don't post who the fuck knows
0044323☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Love, Barry
0044324☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Ps: cute song leaf it makes me wanna dig out our gundam comic books <3
0044325☇+×
MWOzADM:
We are in the punished Barry arc
0044326☇+×
gzNzImN:
what did barry do to deserve this punishment...? life is unfair to her
0044327☇+×
QmZyQjN:
I'll keep posting nvm
0044328☇+×
QmZyQjN:
It isn't punishment and it isn't unfair. I really believe there is something to gain from this spiritually
0044329☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They say god doesn't put you through anything you can't handle
0044330☇+×
QmZyQjN:
But gosh dang it if this isn't the weirdest thing I've ever experienced. And there aren't really resources like legally for people in my situation
0044331☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Lawyers gouge the shit out of the child custody market
0044332☇+×
MWOzADM:
Can't you get money from the gov if you become a foster parent?
0044333☇+×
VDZkRjN:
damn i have a headache
0044334☇+×
VDZkRjN:
i dont wanna sleep because i slept all day
0044335☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Sorry Saudi but you shouldn't fuck with your circadian rhythm that's probably why you have a headache :(
0044336☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And yeah I could but the foster care certification takes a lot longer than I really have time for
0044337☇+×
QmZyQjN:
And they want me to take a bunch of government shit and I have strong feelings about using food stamps. I still have my own dignity
0044338☇+×
QmZyQjN:
They should just give me a bunch of money and say thank you
0044339☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Direct deposit not a gay little card and make people think I'm poor.
0044340☇+×
QmZyQjN:
Which we aren't, but imagine tripling what you spend in a month for living costs suddenly
0044341☇+×
MWOzADM:
Lol, I make people think I'm poor on purpose
0044342☇+×
MWOzADM:
People stop asking for shit lol
0044343☇+×
MWOzADM:
I wear my worst shoes when I go out, all ripped up and shit
0044344☇+×
MWOzADM:
I have lots of nice shoes but they are for special occasions
0044345☇+×
MWOzADM:
Poor people always want to be seen as rich and rich people want to be seen as poor
