You're subconsciously gonna start calling your nipples nimples now
0075829☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Which one of you hacked 4chan?!
0075830☇+×
hDOxcjY:
the soyjak losers are so cringe, the way they write is so forced, reminds me of end stage somethingawful/shitredditsays
0075831☇+×
hDOxcjY:
their site is getting ddos'ed so hard write now it barely works
0075832☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I've always what the side effect of pissing off every anon at the same time would be. I guess we will find out soon enough
0075833☇+×
hDOxcjY:
https://www.soyjak.st/news/thread/4104.html
0075834☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was Barry of course
0075835☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I have my popcorn ready for the unfolding events
0075836☇+×
kTY1gDM:
I think the soyjak guys are pretty funny
0075837☇+×
kTY1gDM:
the lingo I mean but idk if that came specifically from there
0075838☇+×
FTZzUmN:
yeah it came from there or more accurately from the dead /qa/ board
0075839☇+×
FTZzUmN:
i always knew that banning them would be bad
0075840☇+×
FTZzUmN:
but apparently the jannies' accounts/emails(?) are .gov ones but im not sure
0075841☇+×
FTZzUmN:
don't really care, haven't used the site in years
0075842☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I think the owner is a ukie, so I kept posting pics of putin saying he's coming for you
0075843☇+×
hDOxcjY:
I feel like it's an op
0075844☇+×
hDOxcjY:
like some kind of revenge from USAID
0075845☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry and her friends had the .gov addresses
0075846☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry.boomer@cia.gov
0075847☇+×
EmM1YzN:
Why are you so obsessed with me Swiss
0075848☇+×
FTZzUmN:
its like an elementary school crush. the boys don't understand their feelings so tease the girls
0075849☇+×
FTZzUmN:
very cute swiss
0075850☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Aw how sweet.
0075851☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pointing out the crimes of a criminal is not an obsession
0075852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What new level of retardation is this?
0075853☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm pretty sure leaf is in cahoots with Barry
0075854☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf could just be Barry pretending to be Canadian
0075855☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
I agree you seem a bit obsessed Swiss
0075856☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
also you're very defensive
0075857☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Et tu swede?
0075858☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
oui
0075859☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can't expect much from some one who makes deals with witches
0075860☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've committed no crime
0075861☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But the crime you committed is one against god and the Bible when you chose to be so gay
0075862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Can't resist talking about your homoerotic fanfiction huh?
0075863☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I could say literally the same thing about you lol
0075864☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You actually write homoerotic fanfic and Barry boomer, I'm just stating facts
0075865☇+×
DonkeyLips:
About*
0075866☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The is no sex in the Barry Boomer chronicles!
0075867☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is pulp cybernoir saga, where Barry Boomer must retrieve his stolen penis
0075868☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is no romantic subplot because Barry Boomer is too ugly to be loved
0075869☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even by the robogals
0075870☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So, in your face
0075871☇+×
kTY1gDM:
I just know Swiss was rock hard typing that
0075872☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Nigga just give it up okay
0075873☇+×
kTY1gDM:
Get your shit together
0075874☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Stop thinking about my penis you pervert!
0075875☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm just trying to make jokes in this chat and not get sexually assaulted, gosh!
0075876☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Stop fantasizing about Swede sexually assaulting you
0075877☇+×
DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/943386.jpeg
0075878☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My son collected food for our family today
0075879☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hey Swiss you're older than me and you haven't reproduced what's up with that?
0075880☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Stop fantasizing about what I fantasize about
0075881☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You are so much older than me lol and i'll have children when I'm ready. Also modern women sre a mess and finding a good one in this day and age is near impossible
0075882☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't want to get stuck dealing with gremlins and ogres from my step sister or bullshit like that
0075883☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't you have taxes to pay so your government can go murder innocent women and children to make isreal happy?
No, I am not ok with the murdering of innocent people, are you?
0075888☇+×
QWZiRmZ:
I'm definitely not older than you
0075889☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok boomer
0075890☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU
0075891☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This video I think acts as a good metaphor about how you guys have been ganging up on me lately
0075892☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Democracy manifest indeed
0075893☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Nooo no no
0075894☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've been honest about my age, you won't state yours so if you try to claim anything under mine it will be so super cringe
0075895☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Btw I'm honestly guessing here, I thiiiink you're 38-40
0075896☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Older than me
0075897☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And if you are who I think you are you're 100% 38
0075898☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Stop trying to dox me fed
0075899☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know nothing
0075900☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
It would be so funny if Swiss was 38
0075901☇+×
E2Y2UGN:
Why would I be Barry's age?
0075902☇+×
E2Y2UGN:
Her son is almost 18, and she had him at what, 19? Seems like the math checks out
0075903☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Woah that means Barry is my dads age
0075904☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Plot Twist, Barry is your dad
0075905☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I am 34 my son is almost 15
0075906☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss if you say I'm way older than you and claim to be like 20 something I'm gonna be so grossed out. You don't need to lie here
0075907☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I thought Swiss was like 25-30 or something unless I'm confusing him with red swiss
0075908☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It will forever be a mystery
0075909☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I'm flattered you think I'm so emotionally mature Barry
0075910☇+×
AzMihTY:
I know how old red Swiss is that's what led me to my assumption that butthead Swiss is also around that age because they're friends
0075911☇+×
AzMihTY:
Red Swiss is also older than me
0075912☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
How fucking old is everyone here wtf
0075913☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
I'm turning 21 in 2 months fyi
0075914☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Totally not stalkery at all
0075915☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
He's not denying it
0075916☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
Swiss is older than Barry confirmed
0075917☇+×
czNwADZ:
so fortune is finally dead
0075918☇+×
czNwADZ:
was it you swiss
0075919☇+×
czNwADZ:
back to poland i guess huh?
0075920☇+×
kTZ4EjZ:
Hi Pole
0075921☇+×
czNwADZ:
was it you who killed the hacker known as fortune?
0075922☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It was Barry and her soyjack party
0075923☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will never forgive her
0075924☇+×
FTZzUmN:
it truely is the imageboard of broken feels
0075925☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I miss /tv /v /g and of course /pol
0075926☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's still down
0075927☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's wild that we got zero refugees
0075928☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Happy Easter guys
0075929☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We are completely and utterly forgettable
0075930☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Happy Easter
0075931☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's not stalking when he makes an instagram post that states it's his birthday
0075932☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Buddy
0075933☇+×
DonkeyLips:
That makes it public
0075934☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not my fault I saw it, I see all his posts they just pop up on my front page
0075935☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hello Saudi I've missed you I hope you're doing well
0075936☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's exactly what a stalker would say
0075937☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I see you made up with your polish girlfriend
0075938☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Oh it's Saudi right, I forgot
0075939☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
We have missed you very much mr saudiman
0075940☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Do you actually go to pol?
0075941☇+×
czNwADZ:
i don't i just watched mental outlaws video on youtube
0075942☇+×
QGO4kTM:
I did when it was still alive
0075943☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
What's wrong with you
0075944☇+×
QGO4kTM:
I'm not a soyboy?
0075945☇+×
QGO4kTM:
Pol was a lot of fun
0075946☇+×
QGO4kTM:
More fun than here for sure
0075947☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah you we're having a ball with your fed buddies on pol I bet
0075948☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I stopped going years ago
0075949☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok boomer
0075950☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Ok fed
0075951☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Now what the fuck are we supposed to read though literally everything is offline
0075952☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Am I supposed to read a book now? Sheesh
0075953☇+×
AjYykDM:
You should actually feel bad about yourself for going to pol
0075954☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You need to feel bad about yourself for not visiting ppl
0075955☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Pol
0075956☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you a woman or something?
0075957☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It would explain a lot actually...
0075958☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You're the woman
0075959☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Let's vote on who the woman here is
0075960☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I vote for Swiss
0075961☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I vote me
0075962☇+×
MTY0QDO:
And also Swiss
0075963☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Gender/sex is not a democracy lol
0075964☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Only a woman would think that
0075965☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is a woman confirmed
0075966☇+×
AjYykDM:
You're just coping becaue you know we see you for what you truly are
0075967☇+×
FTZzUmN:
a vagina have
0075968☇+×
FTZzUmN:
haver*
0075969☇+×
EGNwgTO:
Wow even leaf is calling you a vagina haver now
0075970☇+×
EGNwgTO:
I don't even know what o truly am
0075971☇+×
EGNwgTO:
I*
0075972☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There are two kinds of people in this world
0075973☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The pussy havers and the pussy have nots
0075974☇+×
Q2Y2MWY:
What is this dude
0075975☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is what?
0075976☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This a is a chat, a place where people post messages, other people read the messages and sometimes leave their own messages
0075977☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just made the last wagyu steak I had in the freezer and I'm fucking depressed again
0075978☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I only had a few bites
0075979☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Being bipolar is gay
0075980☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you tried not being gay and bipolar?
0075981☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And why aren't you making steak for everyone in the chat?
0075982☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do you have to be selfish like that?
0075983☇+×
FTZzUmN:
sounds good give me some
0075984☇+×
hDOxcjY:
4chan now says "See you soon!"
0075985☇+×
hDOxcjY:
Also we want steak!
0075986☇+×
FTZzUmN:
they should also say "love from the FEDs!"
0075987☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The .gov address nanny was fake news
0075988☇+×
kzYzYWM:
Wooo
0075990☇+×
kzYzYWM:
Im back again
0075991☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Welcome back!
0075992☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What have you been up too?
0075993☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's back!
0075994☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fuck the soywanker party loser. I hope putin bombs them to hell
0075995☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No post from Swede since being confirmed a woman, very suspicious
0075996☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I have a peni
0075997☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I have a penis
0075998☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Do you?
0075999☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's rude to ask people if they have a penis
0076000☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like we never ask if Barry has a penis
0076001☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We just know Barry has one
0076002☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asking would be rude and redundant
0076003☇+×
FTZzUmN:
post pic or no peepee
0076004☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah!
0076005☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm not falling for that you perverts
0076006☇+×
hDOxcjY:
You guys can see my peepee by joining my only fans for $1,000,000 a month
0076007☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Son of a bitch I'm in
0076008☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't believe her, she doesn't have that kind of money!
0076009☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Asking for a friend but how much are you guys willing to pay for my penis pics that you have been begging for
0076010☇+×
UTO0MDN:
~looks at leaf for no reason at all~
0076011☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
2 cents
0076012☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Please, no poors allowed in the bidding
0076013☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The poors such as yourself don't even deserve the privilege of a second hand description
0076014☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You have a poor quality penis
0076015☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok Mr penis expert
0076016☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you get your degree in penisology?
0076017☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A PhD in kinectic penisometry?
0076018☇+×
ZTY3YmY:
I'm not willing to pay for that at all
0076019☇+×
FTZzUmN:
so the Liberals all but won, only a minority gov though
0076020☇+×
FTZzUmN:
the conservative leader lost his seat which is kinda funny but only kinda because i like him
0076021☇+×
FTZzUmN:
not the most surprising result but could've been far better if some dumbass leader down south wasn't fucking things up
0076022☇+×
FTZzUmN:
I had a bad feeling this would happen when the annoying orange got elected but fuck
0076023☇+×
FTZzUmN:
Carney is way better than Trudeau so its fine i guess
0076024☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Still doesn't change the fact that Canada will become the 51st state
0076025☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if leaf gets deported to El Salvador when Canada gets annexed?
0076026☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Would you hide leaf in your basement Barry?
0076027☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't have a basement but he can stay with me he'd be like a son
0076028☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I already was a foster mom so I know how to manage
0076029☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Did I tell you guys baby Barry has his first official fight in June?
0076030☇+×
FTZzUmN:
I have no intention of being a Canadian Anne Frank
0076031☇+×
FTZzUmN:
first amateur boxing fight, no pressure
0076032☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She was suggesting you have to fight her son to stay at her place
0076033☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I guess the annexation is happening in June according to Barry
0076034☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Barry Jr will KO leaf pretty quickly
0076035☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are we taking bets?
0076036☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Will anyone bet on leaf?
0076037☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i don't care how long he trained
0076038☇+×
UGM0EjN:
barry jr is a kid and barry is going to need to call CPS with the ass whooping im going to deliver
0076039☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i bet the 5 cents i found today
0076040☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If I knew you guys were trustworthy I'd show you videos of his training. He fights like a man it's actually really cool to watch
0076041☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He's super strong too
0076042☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Gabagool
0076043☇+×
UGM0EjN:
yesterday i was walking my dog and we encounted 3 doe
0076044☇+×
UGM0EjN:
15 minutes of straight running, chased them over the stream
0076045☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
That's awesome to hear Barry wish him luck from me
0076046☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Damn even Swede is betting against you leaf
0076047☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe you'll have Saudi bro in your corner
0076048☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All why you harassing the wild life? Barry's bad influence is rubbing off on you
0076049☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also*
0076050☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Good job leaf running is very good for your heart
0076051☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I told my son "Swede wishes you luck" and he said "what?"
0076052☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Leaf be careful chasing deer with your dog though idk about there but here if people see dogs they think are unaccompanied chasing deer they can legally shoot them :(
0076053☇+×
EDM4ETM:
https://juno34.neocities.org/the-ricktionary
0076054☇+×
UGM0EjN:
weird link fellow leaf
0076055☇+×
UGM0EjN:
don't worry barry the dog was on leash, we stumbled into them accidentally
0076056☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry sure knows a lot about shooting animals...
0076057☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe leaf should have been on a leash
0076058☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're just a leaf on a leash
0076059☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That could be a cool band name
0076060☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I live in a gun friendly area
0076061☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And grew up in a hunting area
0076062☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Should I know less about shooting animals?
0076063☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Pussy
0076064☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I bet you don't even know how to shoot a damn fun
0076065☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Gun*
0076066☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or fun
0076067☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But say a coyote starts attacking my kid or dog, or even coming into my yard I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker
0076068☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss is a mega pussy, very much confirmed
0076069☇+×
DonkeyLips:
City boi
0076070☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sweet lil city boy doesn't even know how to transport himself without a bus or train then acts like a dipshit on the internet about it
0076071☇+×
DonkeyLips:
As if it's cool to be ignorant or something
0076072☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You rent an apartment in Switzerland bro get over yourself. Some of us never had or will have have the luxury
0076073☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would talk to the coyote and establish diplomatic connections with it
0076074☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not everything should be solved with violence
0076075☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Bring civil, empathetic, compassionate and sympathetic are not luxuries
0076076☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also almost every man here knows how to shoot, military service is mandatory for men here
0076077☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Which you admitted to having avoided
0076078☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You can't reason with coyotes. You'd get attacked
0076079☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I'm not being diplomatic with anyone or anything that attempts to harm what I love. You're twisting logic to sound correct it's very cringe
0076080☇+×
UGM0EjN:
coyotes are liars
0076081☇+×
UGM0EjN:
swiss can talk to them because he is a coyote
0076082☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#coyotelivematter
0076083☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe we can't reasons with Barry
0076084☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Reason*
0076085☇+×
UGM0EjN:
boy you're making a lot of mistakes swiss
0076086☇+×
UGM0EjN:
its too bad your mother couldn't correct hers
0076087☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea it was a mistake for her not to have twins, imagine the bants if I had an evil twin
0076088☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Where has Swedey pie been hiding lately?
0076089☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What's your position on diplomacy with coyotes?
0076090☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The animals not the human traffickers just to be clear
0076091☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss love human trafficking confirmed
0076092☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And I've also confirmed that he's a pussy who loves grocery stores
0076093☇+×
DonkeyLips:
He probably walks into a grocery store thinking he's gonna have a meet cute in the damn cereal isle
0076094☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Then cry to her about mean old meat eaters killing their food mercilessly
0076095☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The mental gymnastics of this one... just say you're scared bro nobody will be mad
0076096☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also kinda funny you didn't address the fact that I mentioned you avoided military service after saying ALMOST every man there knows how to shoot
0076097☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Please tell us about your history with firearms and why you're not allowed to have them anymore
0076098☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Or *wont* have them
0076099☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Have some fucking soy sauce for your gently fried tofu
0076100☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They don't allow me to have guns because I wouldn't stop shooting cans
0076101☇+×
UTO0MDN:
AmeriCans, mexiCans, puerto riCans, dominiCans and even Canadians
0076102☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How does one meet a cute Barry?
0076103☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I eat mostly meat, I've said this before
0076104☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your weird projections are funny Barry
0076105☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I don't know
0076106☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I don't care for animals much
0076107☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
But I'd shoot it if I had to
0076108☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I think wrestling and killing it with my bare hands would be cool
0076109☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No guns because I'm....... European
0076110☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Actually respectable Swede
0076111☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's weird that you call my baby's projection
0076112☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Bants
0076113☇+×
DonkeyLips:
lol not baby's that's silly
0076114☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You have said you eat mostly meat but you cry about how meat is obtained whats the deal with that
0076115☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I've also told you I don't do the hunting and such and I'm not a vicious animal killer but yet you say the opposite
0076116☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You're now the one bragging about killing actual people so... what the hell
0076117☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You can't have guns because you're a dangerous felon?
0076118☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the silly baby
0076119☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes you are a vicious animal killer, I will never forget your brutal animal cruelty stories
0076120☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are cans really people?
0076121☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Yeah we are
0076122☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What software can help me track down a scammer who's putting my dumbass dad through the ringer?
0076123☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I know people can do it does anyone here know how to do it?
0076124☇+×
DonkeyLips:
(832)794-4526 Is a phone number I was given to call them at. Please have fun with it
0076125☇+×
DonkeyLips:
sunafilyakh@gmail.com
0076126☇+×
UGM0EjN:
not your private army
0076127☇+×
UGM0EjN:
but seriously this stuff is not my speciality. am afraid that the only thing that will happen is that i will become a new target
0076128☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why don't you call them Barry?
0076129☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Send your fed buddies after them
0076130☇+×
AjZhFmZ:
I tried calling and it's one of those spoofing things
0076131☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Awkward
0076132☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Give me your dads contact info so I can convince him to give me your inheritance and valuable assets for safe keeping
0076133☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Funny joke but it's actually really sad to watch someone go completely insane
0076134☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Since I was literally like 9 years old
0076135☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Not really as sad for me but I feel sad for him. Like a lifetime of joy he's forgone just because he's out of his mind
0076136☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Sure it would be nice to have an inheritance but it would have been a whole lot better to have a not crazy dad and fucking weird childhood
0076137☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Let's hear about your father Swiss you've told us enough about your mother
0076138☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
hi !!!
0076139☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is this even active
0076140☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
these messages could be from a few hours ago or way back in 2004 what the hell am i doing with my life
0076141☇+×
UGM0EjN:
nah its not active
0076142☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
HIII
0076143☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
oh that sucks
0076144☇+×
UGM0EjN:
lol there is like four of us every day
0076145☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how many people are on here??
0076146☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
do u like,, receive notifs from it
0076147☇+×
UGM0EjN:
where did you find us from
0076148☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
or are u always idle
0076149☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
neocities
0076150☇+×
UGM0EjN:
just open the site there is no regerstration
0076151☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i was trying to explore like.. old internet
0076152☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i was on myspace today and i found this forum that has like links
0076153☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
spacehey**
0076154☇+×
UGM0EjN:
link it
0076155☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
https://peelopaalu.neocities.org/dir-pg2
0076156☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i seen this place before
0076157☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
are u guys all old
0076158☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ur probably unc status
0076159☇+×
UGM0EjN:
some are, im 23
0076160☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
hows ur back grandpa
0076161☇+×
UGM0EjN:
cracked
0076162☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i can tell
0076163☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
check this out
0076164☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
http://drivemeinsane.com/?theme=0
0076165☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ive been trying to interact with every person that joins
0076166☇+×
UGM0EjN:
interesting hobby
0076167☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
shut up
0076168☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im so bored
0076169☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i kept telling myself i ws gonna do my hw in 30 minutes but im still looking for stuff
0076170☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i found some weird shit
0076171☇+×
UGM0EjN:
what grade you in filipino kid
0076172☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
LOL
0076173☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im a junior
0076174☇+×
UGM0EjN:
your just a baby
0076175☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im almost a grown adult ong
0076176☇+×
UGM0EjN:
not much older then barry's kid
0076177☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
who the hell is uncle barry
0076178☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is it donkeylipa
0076179☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
lips
0076180☇+×
UGM0EjN:
"uncle barry" is the token female of the chat. and yeah donkeylips
0076181☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
omg a girl
0076182☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
yay
0076183☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
are u a girl too
0076184☇+×
UGM0EjN:
no
0076185☇+×
UGM0EjN:
there is another person called swiss who acts like one
0076186☇+×
UGM0EjN:
but besides that i never seen another female besides barry ever on here
0076187☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
me vro
0076188☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
wait why is her name barry
0076189☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
that is so unfortunate
0076190☇+×
UGM0EjN:
parents can be cruel
0076191☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how long have u been here
0076192☇+×
UGM0EjN:
4-5 years. coming in pretty much everyday. people come and go but rarely stay
0076193☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
wth thats crazy
0076194☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how did u even find out about this site
0076195☇+×
UGM0EjN:
same as you, exploring the net looking for old stuff. there was a site that sent you to random places with a click of a button
0076196☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
yessss
0076197☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i think ill stay here for a while
0076198☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
i like how mysterious it is
0076199☇+×
UGM0EjN:
i wonder... topics can get... spicy
0076200☇+×
UGM0EjN:
don't think its right for a kid like you
0076201☇+×
UGM0EjN:
but redswiss can make that call
0076202☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
what spicy.. (•᷄- •᷅ ;)
0076203☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
who is redswiss
0076204☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is that the boss
0076205☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
pls no
0076206☇+×
UGM0EjN:
hes the guy with the power and like i said its his call
0076207☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
what power
0076208☇+×
UGM0EjN:
talked alot today signing off for now. see you around kid
0076209☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
oh is he the site owner
0076210☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
WHAT POWER
0076211☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
dont kill me
0076212☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
omg what
0076213☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
u canr even use emojis
0076214☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
(ㅠ﹏ㅠ)
0076215☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Hello... Thailand?
0076216☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Peelopaulo is how I found this place too 2-3 something years ago
0076217☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
whenever the queen of england died
0076218☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
hi person
0076219☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ME TOO
0076220☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
https://peelopaalu.neocities.org
0076221☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
this site
0076222☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
how long have u guys been here??
0076223☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm the newest one here and I've been here since 2022 so....
0076224☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
do u go on here everyday??
0076225☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Yeah
0076226☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Like 2-3 times a day
0076227☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Morning and night, and somewhere during the day
0076228☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
thats some dedication
0076229☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
any particular reason why it stuck to u?
0076230☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Very
0076231☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Not really
0076232☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Just nice friends here
0076233☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
cool! ^_^
0076234☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
r u unc status too
0076235☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No I'm the youngest one here
0076236☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
20 turning 21
0076237☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
ur still unc status
0076238☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
How old are you
0076239☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im 17
0076240☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is anyone on?
0076241☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How wow a new friend
0076242☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you like bants!
0076243☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also don't let Barry near your animals or she will eat them
0076244☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
noted!
0076245☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
what are bants
0076246☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
is that a boomer slang?
0076247☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No its european
0076248☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Its short for banter
0076249☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The only boomer here is Barry
0076250☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So let me fill you in
0076251☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is the psychopathic animal killer
0076252☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede refuses to go to a concert to meet his future wife
0076253☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And Leaf has been thoroughly buck broken
0076254☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Theres also saudi bro but he has abandoned us because he confessed to helping a woman at work and is drinking tea to wash away the smell of simp from his body and he was done with Barry's constant abuse
0076255☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And im here to write jokes
0076256☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That about covers it
0076257☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is more deep lore but you're not ready for that yet
0076258☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Finally dont trust anyone, they could be a fed, even you yourself and especially Barry
0076259☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
u could be a fed...
0076260☇+×
IWNjR2Y:
im off to school bai
0076262☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hello new friend don't listen to Swiss he lies 100% of the time and he is not funny
0076263☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi stops in still I think he probably was sick of Swiss though
0076264☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I was never abusive to Saudi bro I actually care about him a lot
0076265☇+×
DonkeyLips:
And all of the lausers. I care. And Barry is not my real name
0076266☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Mean Swiss is good buddies with red Swiss and I still suspect they are the same person
0076267☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But red Swiss is much nicer
0076268☇+×
DonkeyLips:
But they are both actually what I call European nice
0076269☇+×
DonkeyLips:
So like it seems nice but they actually think they're better than you because they're from Lausanne so they are always a bit condescending
0076270☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Which is annoying
0076271☇+×
DonkeyLips:
They don't think of people from other nations as "people" like we're some kind of subhumans. Give it some time and you'll see it but definitely come back because we love new people
0076272☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What are you studying in school new friend
0076273☇+×
QWMxEjM:
HI
0076274☇+×
QWMxEjM:
oh what the heck why am i american now
0076275☇+×
QWMxEjM:
this is the same person btw
0076276☇+×
QWMxEjM:
THANKS FOR THE LORE ^~^
0076277☇+×
QWMxEjM:
im still in school
0076278☇+×
QWMxEjM:
its actually our last actual school day and tomorrow we have like a farewell party
0076279☇+×
QWMxEjM:
we're not studying anything anymore but im currently in the schools auditorium bc theater
0076280☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't listen to Barry's lies!
0076281☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I said Can's aren't people
0076282☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway enjoy your farewell party
0076283☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell your crush you like her before you leave or you will regret it forever
0076284☇+×
YTNzMGM:
her??
0076285☇+×
YTNzMGM:
chill i dont swing that way
0076286☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i think
0076287☇+×
YTNzMGM:
why does it keep changing my user how come it stays the same for u giys
0076288☇+×
YTNzMGM:
can i changw my username at all
0076289☇+×
gjZkJzM:
its ip based. anytime you change locations or your ip your id number and colour change
0076290☇+×
YTNzMGM:
how does donkeylips have donkeylips </3
0076291☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait are you gay or a girl?
0076292☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry threatened to send her fed buddies after the sites owner to get a custom name or is secretly the owner
0076293☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is a mystery
0076294☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
She said she was a girl
0076295☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well I'm sorry mister hyper focused reader
0076296☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Well tell your crush you like him before it's too late
0076297☇+×
YTNzMGM:
hi
0076298☇+×
YTNzMGM:
ijust got home its 10pm for me
0076299☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i dont have a crush in school!!
0076300☇+×
YTNzMGM:
all the boys r ugly wuglies:/ it was so bad i was convinced i was gay until i saw other boys outside of my school
0076301☇+×
YTNzMGM:
it would be nice to experience highschool sweetheart and stuff but tbh its kinda cringe + theyre all bops
0076302☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
lol you can say that again... :,,,)
0076303☇+×
UTO0MDN:
#brutal
0076304☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Those poor boys
0076305☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
new pope is american, thoughts?
0076306☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Catholic Church will become mega degenerate
0076307☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's the American way
0076308☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Catholic Church is very anti Jesus
0076309☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you guys seen Kanye's new video?
0076310☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's pretty wild to say the least and I'm guessing we truly are on the weirdest timeline
0076311☇+×
IWM5IjN:
Underage ban
0076312☇+×
IWM5IjN:
MODS
0076313☇+×
IWM5IjN:
where did this child get the link to here
0076314☇+×
IWM5IjN:
I hope its not 4chan
0076315☇+×
IWM5IjN:
4chan users are mentally ill like me
0076316☇+×
IWM5IjN:
I don't engage much here anymore because i don't have any energy for anything anymore
0076317☇+×
IWM5IjN:
period
0076318☇+×
IWM5IjN:
I do check everyday though
0076319☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
My sweet Saudi
0076320☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
If you check every day please know I think of you daily and pray
0076321☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
Swiss acting like an American pope will be the most degenerate thing to strike Catholicism ever is peak lmao
0076322☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
The last one was literally pro gay
0076323☇+×
NWZ0ETN:
What's more interesting to me is that there are tiles at the Vatican with each pope's portrait and there's only one left to be painted with the new pope
0076324☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if the world is mentally ill and 4chan is the only sane place?
0076325☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This pope is pro gayer
0076326☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i got the site from peelopaalu neocities
0076327☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i didnt know there was an age restriction!!
0076328☇+×
gjZkJzM:
there isn't but there should be. lots of adult talk. most users come from 4chan or 4chan adjacent sites
0076329☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Let's be real there is no real way to do age restriction
0076330☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The site would have to ask for real id
0076331☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ain't nobody giving their id to some random site
0076332☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what are you guys doing for summer?
0076333☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also how about you guys just not be creepy?
0076334☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to work on retaining new friends
0076335☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
lol considering the nature of this site age restrictions aren't really necessary
0076336☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
I was just trolling
0076337☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
im in saudi Arabia not america
0076338☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
maybe legally there is an issue? Idk
0076339☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
a minor is safer here than on discord
0076340☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
hell some darknet chat are safer than discord
0076341☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Hello saudi
0076342☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Watch out Barry, Saudi bro is coming to get you!
0076343☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
not really you might pick weird political ideas from the darknet anarki and such
0076344☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Revenge for all your disrespect!
0076345☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
Hello swede have you gone to any concerts yet
0076346☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea discord is grooming central
0076347☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No
0076348☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Lots of creepers on reddit too
0076349☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
yeah
0076350☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We will have to go to sweden and force him to go to concert
0076351☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I could maybe soon actually
0076352☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Never been to a concert before
0076353☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What kind of concert?
0076354☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
None of my friends live close to me :(
0076355☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I mean I have the opportunity for it now unlike before
0076356☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can go alone
0076357☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
Anyway good luck
0076358☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A few of my most memorable times were going alone
0076359☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Try to get as close to the stage as possible
0076360☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I have friends in university
0076361☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Suadi bro left us again
0076362☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The tea calls to him
0076363☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
Im still here
0076364☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do these friends not go to concerts?
0076365☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Not from what I've heard
0076366☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you tried getting cooler friends?
0076367☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No
0076368☇+×
ATZ4gTZ:
If he did he won't return here
0076369☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There's your problem right there
0076370☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You guys are the upper limit of coolness
0076371☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea good point Saudi bro, it's quite the double edged sword
0076372☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Id never leave Laus
0076373☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe just get one cool friend
0076374☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what concert is it?
0076375☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You dodge questions like a woman, I still have my doubts about your gender
0076376☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Im not going to a concert
0076377☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Youre making stuff up
0076378☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
also Im manlier than you
0076379☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now your gaslighting me like a bpd girlfriend?!
0076380☇+×
UTO0MDN:
~doubts intensify~
0076381☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Using the word gaslighting
0076382☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
yup woman confirmed
0076383☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Deflecting like a woman caught in a lie
0076384☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is nothing to doubt now
0076385☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
YOU'RE deflecting
0076386☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
200% woman confirmed
0076387☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Double deflection, you might as well be the leader of the feminist movement at this point
0076388☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Nuh uh triple deflection, you're crying about tampons on your feminist radio show or something as we speak
0076389☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The stubbornness of a woman, you deserve the gold in women's mental gymnastics
0076390☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also stop it, you're setting a bad example for our new friend
0076391☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She won't appreciate your blatant misogyny
0076392☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I was only pretending to lure you into my trap to reveal your inner hatred
0076393☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You started it
0076394☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You could have stopped at any time but you chose to continue
0076395☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Says you
0076396☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm innocent in this situation
0076397☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I did NOTHING
0076398☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All this because you refused to go to a concert
0076399☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You victimized me
0076400☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You evil heartless monster
0076401☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you see the pain your lack of concert going is doing!?
0076402☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're the heartless monster!
0076403☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
0076404☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'm kind and loving and giving and everything
0076405☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You insult everyone
0076406☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your actions speak louder than your words
0076407☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
My actions are good
0076408☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can't be objective about it
0076409☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Other people have to decide
0076410☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Every villain thinks their actions are good
0076411☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Then we'll ask the other laussers what they think of my actions
0076412☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
We'll see who they prefer
0076413☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Needing the approval of others, such a woman move
0076414☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
See? You're being hypocritical
0076415☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You said other people have to decide
0076416☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
So I merely accepted youe terms
0076417☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I got to keep you on your toes
0076418☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can never know my next move
0076419☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And with that I say good night
0076420☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Night Swiss
0076421☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And I hope you work on your bigotry while I'm gone
0076422☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Women are people (except Barry)
0076423☇+×
DonkeyLips:
What the fuck are you guys yapping about
0076424☇+×
YTNzMGM:
fr
0076425☇+×
YTNzMGM:
how are u guys
0076426☇+×
YTNzMGM:
school just ended for me its finally break
0076427☇+×
YTNzMGM:
war is over
0076428☇+×
YTNzMGM:
are u guys asleep
0076429☇+×
YTNzMGM:
why is everyone asleep
0076430☇+×
YTNzMGM:
wake up boomers
0076431☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I don't have to go to school anymore
0076432☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I got to start the process yesterday of suing a Ukrainian man and I am just so excited
0076433☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I hate him. They all seem to come here and abuse the financial system
0076434☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If they were doing it to banks I'd say who cares but this is happening to small community credit unions
0076435☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It's fucked
0076436☇+×
gjZkJzM:
where did this ukrainian story come from
0076437☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is Putin confirmed
0076438☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what's the plan now that school is done pino?
0076439☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I just remembered the Ukrainian story is all
0076440☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Fuck Ukraine though
0076441☇+×
UTO0MDN:
For once Barry was based
0076442☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The world must be ending
0076443☇+×
YTNzMGM:
UMM WAIT I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW
0076444☇+×
YTNzMGM:
just call me sora
0076445☇+×
YTNzMGM:
ive been thinking of
0076446☇+×
YTNzMGM:
pottery class..,
0076447☇+×
YTNzMGM:
or sculpting maybe
0076448☇+×
YTNzMGM:
im gonna take alot of like,, classes 4 my hobbies that i abandoned a bazillion years ago
0076449☇+×
YTNzMGM:
r u guys proud of me
0076450☇+×
YTNzMGM:
yes we're so proud of you!
0076451☇+×
YTNzMGM:
im so proud
0076452☇+×
YTNzMGM:
wow thank u guys so much
0076453☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i appreciate it
0076454☇+×
YTNzMGM:
yeah no problem
0076455☇+×
UTO0MDN:
lol we will be proud of you when you post your pottery and sculptures
0076456☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Good luck with your hobbies
0076457☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I'm proud of you buddy
0076458☇+×
YTNzMGM:
thanks
0076459☇+×
YTNzMGM:
how do u upload stuff
0076460☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
You need to use a third party application
0076461☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Post it somewhere else and then post the link here
0076462☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We use https://fading.blue
0076463☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's nice because the images only last a month
0076464☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So Trump is breaking up with isreal
0076465☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And is recognizing Palestine
0076466☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did the timeline shift again?
0076467☇+×
YTNzMGM:
OHH thats cool
0076468☇+×
YTNzMGM:
ill use it
0076469☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Got any good jokes?
0076470☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I try to make this chat funny but the others make it so hard
0076471☇+×
IjZ2YmM:
https://fading.blue/
0076472☇+×
dzMxMWZ:
Woop
0076473☇+×
dzMxMWZ:
I am back
0076474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Welcome back, what's new?
0076475☇+×
YTNzMGM:
hi guys
0076476☇+×
ITYmRjZ:
Woop
0076477☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Boop
0076478☇+×
gjZkJzM:
beep
0076479☇+×
gjZkJzM:
there was a stabing at the local strip mall
0076480☇+×
gjZkJzM:
a gang of high schoolers stabbing a couple of other kids
0076481☇+×
gjZkJzM:
all in broad daylight
0076482☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How many people did you stab?
0076483☇+×
UTO0MDN:
When you become the 51st state you guys can shoot each other instead of barbaric stabbings
0076484☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Let me guess
0076485☇+×
DonkeyLips:
A group of "violent youths"?
0076486☇+×
DonkeyLips:
"Unsupervised minors"?
0076487☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Swiss, people get stabbed here all the time... you have such a lala land brain it's absolutely insane
0076488☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Also didn't know you were so anti gun... very disappointing
0076489☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Things like that don't happen here because most people carry
0076490☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Here being where I live specifically. Also not a cia city. I'm ok with it. Watch Swiss have a problem with me being content
0076491☇+×
YTNzMGM:
do u have a gun
0076492☇+×
YTNzMGM:
does everybody and their momma in america have a gun or is that a myth
0076493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes she has a gun but she prefers killing with her hands :O
0076494☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If people are getting stabbed all the time in America why aren't politicians trying to get knife control laws passed?
0076495☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Post your guns Barry
0076496☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Posting guns would be cool Barry
0076497☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea post your self and your guns with a sign that says "don't mess with lausanonymous"
0076498☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It might make us seem cool
0076499☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't make it lame and gay
0076500☇+×
YTNzMGM:
wow barry how many people have u shot
0076501☇+×
EDOzQWZ:
I'm not posting my guns. Fucking fed
0076502☇+×
EDOzQWZ:
In all my days here being accused by you of being an agent then you ask this
0076503☇+×
YTNzMGM:
hi barry
0076504☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Hi fren
0076505☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're not posting them because you don't have any guns
0076506☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're just a poser!
0076507☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You don't need to lie to us to seem cool
0076508☇+×
gjZkJzM:
there shouldn't be any reason you can't post your firearms unless for whatever reason you can't be seen with them...
0076509☇+×
gjZkJzM:
barry is very suspicious
0076510☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or she doesn't have any guns
0076511☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We should do a new role play game and someone else can be dungeon master
0076512☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe the theme can be futuristic
0076513☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know what would be cool?
0076514☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A tomb raider like game except you explore ancient ruins on other planets
0076515☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You plunder their riches and figure out how they died of at the same time
0076516☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I guess Metroid is kind of that in a way
0076517☇+×
MTOjBzY:
Sounds like you know what you want then what don't you be dm again
0076518☇+×
MTOjBzY:
Why don't you post your guns guys?
0076519☇+×
FjN4YTN:
Post your guns Barry
0076520☇+×
FjN4YTN:
Stop being a poser
0076521☇+×
FjN4YTN:
So the setting for the new game. The cyborg Barry has been driven made by a corrupted neural network that was implanted into its brain and is ruin the city of neo york
0076522☇+×
FjN4YTN:
A squad of cyber warriors have been called upon to figure out what is going on and save the city
0076523☇+×
FjN4YTN:
The squad consists of Swede, Leaf, Sora and Saudi bro. Maybe Egypt is a double agent
0076524☇+×
FjN4YTN:
Introduce yourselves and classes then first action
0076525☇+×
RDMkNDZ:
Can I not be the bad guy though it's not fun if that's always the case
0076526☇+×
RDMkNDZ:
I will if I have to I'm just not that great at writing creatively and I feel we'd have more fun if that character was actually written well
0076527☇+×
RDMkNDZ:
I guess I could have ai help me but idk how you guys feel about that
0076528☇+×
YTNzMGM:
i am the squad leader
0076529☇+×
YTNzMGM:
can there be zombies
0076530☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes, there can be zombies, cyber zombies!
0076531☇+×
UTO0MDN:
People who have been taken over by their implanted A.I. but something goes even more wrong and they hunger for brains to process faster
0076532☇+×
gjZkJzM:
a wasp flew into my car and i don't know where it went
0076533☇+×
gjZkJzM:
i want an interesting class so im going to be a botanist. don't know how it will work but why not
0076534☇+×
gjZkJzM:
mangadex got dmca'd. a good chunk of my library is gone and there may be more attacks
0076535☇+×
gjZkJzM:
doesn't feel good bros
0076536☇+×
DonkeyLips:
The wasp probably went in a vent and left or fried up on your engine somewhere. If you don't know if your outer vents are open lmk I'll post a picture of the button
0076537☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If you're stupid like me you won't know what it's for till you're 30 and have operated cars for 20 years
0076538☇+×
DonkeyLips:
You won't make money as a botanist either buddy but if you like it then you should do it
0076539☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Orrrr the wasp got tired and went to bed under the seats somewhere. Maybe if it's sunny out just leave your doors open for several hours till it wakes up.
0076540☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If it's a queen wasp then you're fucked
0076541☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You're a queen wasp
0076542☇+×
MGOlFzY:
OMG MANGADEX NOOOOO
0076543☇+×
MGOlFzY:
what do u read on therw
0076544☇+×
MGOlFzY:
do u giys know anything similar to a sign of affection i love it so much imgonna cry
0076545☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is sign of affection? An anime?
0076546☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm waiting for Swede to choose his class to continue to the game
0076547☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did he finally go to concert or something?
0076548☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes leaf you can be a xeno botanist
0076549☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I am
0076550☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Half Man
0076551☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Half Machine
0076552☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
One day... my neighborhood was swarmed and attacked, I am the only survivor left
0076553☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I was taken in my a genius scientist, who promised me he would help me take revenge
0076554☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Today I have been rebuilt... as part of the Cybernetics 05-SWE program
0076555☇+×
MGOlFzY:
yes its an anime
0076556☇+×
MGOlFzY:
shoujo ?
0076557☇+×
MGOlFzY:
its so good i rewatched it like 3 times ts tuff
0076558☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So the team lead by Sora, comprised of leaf and swede land on a never before explored planet to find new plants to be used and sold for tea bought and paid for the tea merchant Saudi
0076559☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You are still in the ship, what is your first move on this new planet?
0076560☇+×
MGOlFzY:
bomb it
0076561☇+×
MGOlFzY:
bomb the planet
0076562☇+×
gjZkJzM:
leaf cries as the bombs tear the ecosystem apart
0076564☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sora tries to launch the nukes but is denied. A message from Saudi pops up, it says "no blowing shit up till I get my tea"
0076565☇+×
MGOlFzY:
i jsut watched the final destination bloodlines
0076566☇+×
MGOlFzY:
spoiler alert the ending lame asf
0076567☇+×
MGOlFzY:
How come i need permission from saudi
0076568☇+×
MGOlFzY:
bomb saudi too
0076569☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
No more fucking around Sora
0076570☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Lets collect these plants and get out of here...
0076571☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I step out of the ship to collect the plants
0076572☇+×
UTO0MDN:
As soon as Swede steps foot outside the ship he is viciously attacked by the local fauna. He should have scanned the area first
0076573☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Saudi tea merchant is paying for your trip so you can collect exotic tea for him to sell
0076574☇+×
gjZkJzM:
damn the local slurp slurp sime sime jade has taken our friend
0076575☇+×
gjZkJzM:
we have only 4 hours before the jade will slurp slurp and turn him slime slime
0076576☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You guys must decide if you will mount a rescue mission to save your kidnapped buddy
0076577☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I activate the jetpack on my back and fly off, landing somewhere on a mountain
0076578☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Speaking of mountain
0076579☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Today marks 45 years since mt st Helens blew up
0076580☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I grew up in toutle ask me anything
0076581☇+×
ITMkRjN:
We need a dice rolling function
0076582☇+×
ITMkRjN:
Why did you blow up st Helen's Barry?
0076583☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I wasn't even alive lol it's a volcano
0076584☇+×
DonkeyLips:
It was kinda cool when it became more active again in 2004, walking home from 8th grade one day and seeing the poof of ash
0076585☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Then came the tourists. That was the worst
0076586☇+×
DonkeyLips:
If there had been some kind of massive emergency all we had to rely on was a teeny tiny volunteer fire department
0076587☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why do live near a volcano?
0076588☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you throw people in it?
0076589☇+×
MGOlFzY:
shes probably a serial killer
0076590☇+×
MGOlFzY:
do u dump the bodies in the volcano
0076591☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yea, do you?!
0076592☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Can we continue the roleplay
0076593☇+×
gjZkJzM:
it is possible to rescue our friend but the journey is perilous filled with plants (and robots was it? idk)
0076594☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
I'M A CYBORG!
0076595☇+×
MGOlFzY:
im a fairy
0076596☇+×
YTOlJjM:
Swede activates his jet pack and flies to a ledge, however the big bad Barry was there waiting to capture him. Barry screams "you can't have my tea" and activates her cyber zombies to attack the ship
0076597☇+×
YTOlJjM:
What do you guys do?
0076598☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Switch my arm into a machine gun and gun down the hordes of zombies
0076599☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
wait I'm captured
0076600☇+×
J2M4MzM:
nigs
0076601☇+×
J2M4MzM:
I activate my süper-düper electromagnet to yoink the Swedborg out of the arms of Barry
0076602☇+×
ljZjBTO:
I am a retard pedophile that thinks TOR can protect me and my ip is 194.126.177.77 and has been reported to the FBI and Interpol
0076603☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Uh oh, did some one post a link somewhere?
0076604☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow also Swede gets saved by a super racist, a plot twist I did not expect
0076605☇+×
MGOlFzY:
what the heck
0076606☇+×
IzNmVmY:
welcome to laus little philippines
0076607☇+×
IzNmVmY:
new colour, neat
0076608☇+×
IzNmVmY:
this larp is confusing. whatever. i errr do i a line of personally made coke that gives me superstrengh and i fight the plant zombie creatures
0076609☇+×
MGOlFzY:
hi canada
0076610☇+×
MGOlFzY:
i love maple syrup
0076611☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The ship is saved by the new leaf, Sora thanks him by proclaiming her love for maple syrup. What will the squad do now? Meet up with Swede and the Dutchman?
0076612☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Wait who's Sora?
0076613☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Is she nice?
0076614☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why do you give me such an involved character btw you know it's gonna suck
0076615☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry keep up and get your head in the game!
0076617☇+×
VDOzQDZ:
I am a retard pedophile that thinks TOR can protect me and my ip is 46.29.25.158 and has been reported to the FBI and Interpol
0076618☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
The Andorrian or whatever country that is strikes again
0076619☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
It was Andorra damn I'm impressive
0076620☇+×
QmZ5YmN:
Also I think the Dutchman is Saudi
0076621☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The tor filter strikes again
0076622☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wonder if there any false positives
0076623☇+×
MGOlFzY:
im sora </3
0076624☇+×
MGOlFzY:
how dare u barry
0076625☇+×
MGOlFzY:
r they really andorrian the other ip said they were from hessen germany now they r from the netherlands
0076626☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Why are they being a piece of shit?
0076627☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My poor little springer spaniel is sick guys please pray for her :(
0076628☇+×
DonkeyLips:
This is a confusing campaign Swiss can you maybe collect your thoughts and write a better one?
0076629☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Maybe one that makes sense for each of us instead of a plot that makes me the evil antagonist, obviously out of spite
0076630☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The big bad Barry's zombie A.I. monsters turn on her and start ripping her limb from limb
0076631☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Look your character is out of the game now so you don't have to worry :)
0076632☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You had your chance to be dm but you missed your shot
0076633☇+×
V2MkNjY:
I am a retard pedophile that thinks TOR can protect me and my ip is 194.126.177.49 and has been reported to the FBI and Interpol
0076634☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope that is not Saudi bro
0076635☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If it is send a message to Barry and then get Barry to send a message to red Swiss
0076636☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I know Barry stalks your socials
0076637☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Thanks for killing me ill dm the next one
0076638☇+×
DonkeyLips:
Saudi bro wouldn't do that
0076639☇+×
kjZ0UGN:
I know he wouldn't but if he has an ip that was used for tor then he is collateral damage
0076640☇+×
kjZ0UGN:
It has happened before
0076641☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Why would i use tor
0076642☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Smh my head
0076643☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your ip could have been used as a tor exit node and ended up on the list
0076644☇+×
UTOiljY:
step-saudi bro what are you doin
0076645☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
I'm wasting my life neeting what bout you
0076646☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
also modding minetest is fun
0076647☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
You should totally node core
0076648☇+×
MGOlFzY:
so we'll just ignore the fact that he said shaking my head my head
0076650☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe he has a head on his head, you don't know...
0076652☇+×
ZTOxUjN:
shake my smh
0076653☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Shakes head my head
0076654☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
its just a casual displsy of insanity because im going insane
0076655☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
I used to origami and told myself whenever i lose the origami habit i lise my sanity too
0076656☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
And i did lose that habit
0076657☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very poetic Saudi bro
0076658☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys, so matter makes the force of gravity right
0076659☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So that means anti matter would make anti gravity
0076660☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So if you had a backpack with your weight in anti matter you would be able to just float
0076661☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Finding a way to keep all that anti matter without it obliterating everything would be tricky though
0076662☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But I feel like I deserve a Nobel physics prize for this discovery
0076663☇+×
MGOlFzY:
i love origami
0076664☇+×
MGOlFzY:
i love how u guys randomly change topics out of nowhere
0076665☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's a mix on mild insanity and adhd
0076666☇+×
IzNmVmY:
minetest? what is the difference?
0076667☇+×
DonkeyLips:
I did it guys
0076668☇+×
DonkeyLips:
My instagram algorithm now recommends racist content creators
0076669☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So just Kanye posts?
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QmZ5YmN:
Haven't you heard he's not racist anymore
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IzNmVmY:
he made the hitler song and then immediately turned around and said jk
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UTO0MDN:
Then he said sike again
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UTO0MDN:
It's getting hard to keep up
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UTO0MDN:
He said Jesus is a Jewish con
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UTO0MDN:
Can't wait for when he starts insulting Islam
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UTO0MDN:
That's should end well lol
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UTO0MDN:
Jihad on Kanye
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DonkeyLips:
I've listened to that song at least 300-400 times in my car
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DonkeyLips:
He's not joking
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DonkeyLips:
He says just enough to keep Harley pasterchuk (sp?) at bay
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DonkeyLips:
The bald Jew fed who is responsible for Elliot Paige
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DonkeyLips:
Harley Pasternak
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QmZ5YmN:
You've listened to nigga heil hitler 300-400 times?????
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UTO0MDN:
Not only that but she was one of the actors in the video
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UTO0MDN:
Actually how do we know Barry isn't Kanye?
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UTO0MDN:
It would make so much sense
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DonkeyLips:
I'll accept that
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DonkeyLips:
I was the one wearing the coolest wolf hood
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DonkeyLips:
The blackest one too
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DonkeyLips:
And a man
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UTO0MDN:
Barry is Kanye confirmed
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DonkeyLips:
That beat is so good though
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DonkeyLips:
It's from that movie all clear on the western front
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DonkeyLips:
The part that goes "bah bah bah"
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DonkeyLips:
None of you are in even a remotely similar time zone as me and it's frustrating
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DonkeyLips:
Even for leaf it's probably like 11. It's only ever by chance that I'm here with anyone else :(
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DonkeyLips:
I think we should have a zoom one day
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DonkeyLips:
I promise the only reason my thoughts online are scattered is because of how many other thoughts I have between visits. I want Saudi there though. Anyone wanna?
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cTZ2UWO:
get really barry i couldn't get everyone on minecraft and you think you could get us in zoom
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cTZ2UWO:
smh my head
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cTZ2UWO:
only swede showed up
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cTZ2UWO:
much respect
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cTZ2UWO:
he might show up to your zoom merting or whatever
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hDOxcjY:
guys, I can't stop making ocarinas; https://fading.blue/u/429423.jpeg
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lzYwYDM:
Why are you making butt plugs
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lzYwYDM:
How organized was your Minecraft though?
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lzYwYDM:
I also don't have a pc for gaming I don't think I could even play
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hDOxcjY:
Why is your mind in the gutter? they are musical instruments
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IzNmVmY:
musical instrument... the butt kazoo
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DonkeyLips:
Post on instagram what the damn things even sound like because they look like a butt plug
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DonkeyLips:
Play me your sweet butt plug song
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MGOlFzY:
people who play the ocarina are actually real?
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MGOlFzY:
never knew
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DonkeyLips:
Guys I have a feeling the Ukrainian I sued knows I'm onto him his social media has been very weird
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DonkeyLips:
Like a lot of "I'm here today doing this"
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DonkeyLips:
And the other day he posted a giant eye and pinned his locaysh in Dallas
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DonkeyLips:
Hope he knows I stay strapped
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DonkeyLips:
Well let me clarify, he's dealt with several SEVERAL legal cases in his life and at least 6 in the last year. Dude knows someone is watching
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DonkeyLips:
It might get interesting I'll tell you guys as much as I can
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UTO0MDN:
Why do Ukrainians love corruption?
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UTO0MDN:
Watch out for drones!
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MGOlFzY:
what did he do to get sued
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UTO0MDN:
Tell us Barry
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cjYzEGM:
He got a loan for a luxury rv and didn't pay for it
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cjYzEGM:
So see, when you get Lon's for vehicles and don't pay there is still recourse. No free motorcycles for you guys
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cjYzEGM:
I should also point out that he has a verified ig account and he flaunts his wealth quite publicly
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cjYzEGM:
He's a piece of shit
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QmZ5YmN:
woah he was the motorcycle guy
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QmZ5YmN:
what a throwback barry
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UTO0MDN:
Yea! I forgot about the motorcycles. Where are our motorcycles Barry?!
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UTO0MDN:
You'll have to get one for Sora too
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DonkeyLips:
I AM NOT FINISHED YET
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DonkeyLips:
Should one fail to appear in court after about a year of trying we can motion to garnish wages
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DonkeyLips:
SO
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DonkeyLips:
NO free motorcycles
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DonkeyLips:
Motorcycle guys was a different guy
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DonkeyLips:
And there's an active lawsuit against another motorcycle man
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DonkeyLips:
I got the other one finally. Gonna start repossessing a lot of bikes now that it's sunny outside
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DonkeyLips:
It's a very fun job honestly
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DonkeyLips:
I'd like to point out also, the people who are genuinely in hard positions financially usually give their vehicles back if they can't afford it
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DonkeyLips:
In my experience though, most people who I've repossessed from are just lying sacks of shit
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DonkeyLips:
Also i recently asked ai to create an image of my mental illness if it were a house and it gave me this:
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DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/708208.jpeg
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UTO0MDN:
So just give us the motorbikes you reposes
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UTO0MDN:
I don't see what's so complicated
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UTO0MDN:
Also not much space in that house. What does that mean?
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UTO0MDN:
Why did you murder a tree for your house?
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DonkeyLips:
I don't know I just gave the prompt Swiss
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UTO0MDN:
Do a better prompt
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UTO0MDN:
You should make it generate what you think we look like
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DonkeyLips:
Ok
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DonkeyLips:
Here's a rough of you
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DonkeyLips:
https://fading.blue/u/721956.png
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VzMxczN:
Lol brutal
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DonkeyLips:
https://youtu.be/NmBrtLhM5XQ?si=voQMG27mPuBEY5YP
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UTO0MDN:
Very rude Barry
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YTNhNjN:
hi guys i need help </3
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YTNhNjN:
morw like
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YTNhNjN:
advice
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QmZ5YmN:
tell us sora
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YTNhNjN:
ok so its a long story and no im not emo and ive gotten over this phase but like
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YTNhNjN:
i wanna run away from my family SO bad
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YTNhNjN:
and ive been plotting on it but im not retarded i know i shouldnt do it as a minor especially if idk what to do ans i dont have a job bc im in highschool
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YTNhNjN:
and i dont mean it literally like im not gonna just pack some stuff and jump out my window and never come back
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YTNhNjN:
but how do i cut them off without being too obvious that im doing so
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YTNhNjN:
i wanna live independently as soon as im out of highschool which is like in 1-2 years and i dont wanna talk to them anymore after that
