Lol it should have arabic leters so it became weird when i posted it here
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BzMxIDO:
Swede was right sora does probably live in little hut in the jungle
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JDO2YWO:
i dont even have a hut
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BzMxIDO:
No way
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JDO2YWO:
you should get me one
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BzMxIDO:
It isnt like you are africa
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JDO2YWO:
yes i am a continent
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BzMxIDO:
smh
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JDO2YWO:
school is over:3 YAY
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JDO2YWO:
time to actually live
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BzMxIDO:
So you are gonna graduate?
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JDO2YWO:
not yet im in dumb asian school thats next year
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JDO2YWO:
i start uni at 19
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JDO2YWO:
unless i kill myself
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BzMxIDO:
Bruh
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JDO2YWO:
no gap years allowed
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BzMxIDO:
You go through school just to anhero
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JDO2YWO:
what the fuck is anhero
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JDO2YWO:
you and your 4chan slangs
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BzMxIDO:
i mean what are you gonna do other than wasting your time watching movies and tv shows
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BzMxIDO:
Now that you are free
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JDO2YWO:
im gonna go parasailing
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JDO2YWO:
before i leave
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BzMxIDO:
anhero means sudoku
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BzMxIDO:
Cool
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JDO2YWO:
then im going to visit relatives outside the country
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JDO2YWO:
which means ill just say hi and then do whatever
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JDO2YWO:
im so excited
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JDO2YWO:
my parents have been travelling and leaving me here
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BzMxIDO:
Nice very nice
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JDO2YWO:
im neglected
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JDO2YWO:
and abused
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BzMxIDO:
You got a future to build up
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BzMxIDO:
Smh
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JDO2YWO:
i get 2-3 months of freedom then shit school comes
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JDO2YWO:
and i suffer all over again
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JDO2YWO:
wuwu
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BzMxIDO:
Such is is life you know
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BzMxIDO:
Just get good grade so you can wageslave
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JDO2YWO:
i dont even need this shit
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JDO2YWO:
whats up with u
0088690☇+×
JDO2YWO:
u dont get my cool internet slang smh my head
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BzMxIDO:
Me im just wageslaving as we speak
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BzMxIDO:
Which?
0088693☇+×
BzMxIDO:
Slang
0088694☇+×
BzMxIDO:
Zoomers smh my head
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JDO2YWO:
why are u wageslaving
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JDO2YWO:
just go marry a rich man
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BzMxIDO:
Gay is not okay
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BzMxIDO:
Or do you think im a woman
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JDO2YWO:
i dont think ur real
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BzMxIDO:
Nothing is
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JDO2YWO:
you sound like a father of 2
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JDO2YWO:
not a present one either
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BzMxIDO:
i aint no buddys father
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BzMxIDO:
Im just a 25yo guy who feels like i couldn't catch up with life
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BzMxIDO:
And is kinda stuck
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JDO2YWO:
ur 25
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JDO2YWO:
thats crazy
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JDO2YWO:
go get married
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BzMxIDO:
But hey are you gonna do
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BzMxIDO:
I live with my parents thats not where im letting my wife live
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JDO2YWO:
its ok i live with my parents too
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BzMxIDO:
You are 18
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JDO2YWO:
i could be 32
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JDO2YWO:
u will never know
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BzMxIDO:
I dont buy it
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JDO2YWO:
:(
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BzMxIDO:
-.-
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UTO0MDN:
Many when I was younger I LOVED getting ignored by my parents, it was so peaceful not having them constantly harass me
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UTO0MDN:
Take the win Sora
0088720☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys the world is ending in less than 3 years
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UTO0MDN:
How does that make you feel?
0088722☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you're wondering why so many weird things are happening lately, now you know why
0088723☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Strap in because the crazy show is just beginning
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UTO0MDN:
It's funny that the billionaires think their bunkers are gonna save them lol
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UTO0MDN:
I think Barry should sell all her things and finance our group road trip around the world before everything ends
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JDO2YWO:
why would anyone join u in a road trip
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JDO2YWO:
you are going to kill people
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JDO2YWO:
the last thing anyone should do is go on a road trip with u
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JDO2YWO:
the world ending in less than 3 years is false
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JDO2YWO:
as if I would let that happen smh
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JDO2YWO:
my tummy hurts
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Barry:
The only "things" I have of any value are my son, nieces, and pets
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Barry:
I gave a homeless man $11 today because he said he needed to feed his family. I think I was swindled
0088734☇+×
Barry:
Even if so, I contributed $11 to his impending fentanyl overdose so either way I don't feel bad
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JDO2YWO:
LOL
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JDO2YWO:
valid
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UTO0MDN:
Well Sora has been disinvited from the round the world road trip
0088738☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your tummy hurts because you're wrong about the end of the world, it will end and there is nothing you can do about it
0088739☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also the only murderer here is you, Ken (totally a serial killer) and of course Barry
0088740☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Like she just admitted to enabling a helpless homeless man die by overdose smh
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UTO0MDN:
I guess she finally graduated from killing innocent animals and is now blood listing for people
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Barry:
I do what I can for the betterment of society:)
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UTO0MDN:
#doubt
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UTO0MDN:
:)
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Barry:
If you came here you'd understand the absolute scourge fentanyl addicted people are
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UTO0MDN:
And who is giving them fentanyl? 🤔
0088747☇+×
Barry:
They don't accept help because withdrawals are so painful they'd rather rot away on the streets than quit
0088748☇+×
Barry:
It comes in from china and Mexico
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UTO0MDN:
No, the ciy government is profiting of the homeless situation so they have no incentive to fix it
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UTO0MDN:
City*
0088751☇+×
Barry:
Also very true
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UTO0MDN:
Why has America become so corrupt the past 20 years?
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Barry:
I don't have time to get into it but there's a guy from Portland named Kevin dahlgren on instagram you should check out
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Barry:
Because of the Jews
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UTO0MDN:
And what are you doing about it?
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Barry:
They benefit greatly from the downfall of our society
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UTO0MDN:
What did the isreali tell Melania that shocked her right before the mossad agent started shooting?
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Barry:
Well right now I'm gonna go pull weeds and start gardening to make my house pretty and provide my family with non Jewish produce from the store
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Barry:
That was a poorly worded statement i apologize
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UTO0MDN:
It's still covered in glysophate
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Barry:
So they don't have to have Jewish store food**
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UTO0MDN:
Test your soil for heavy metals first
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Barry:
I'm getting more responsible about my sources. Doing my best over here
0088764☇+×
Barry:
Idk how to test fo that?
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UTO0MDN:
Get some dirt and send it to a testing lab?
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Barry:
I don't plant directly in the yard we use a wooden raised bed with medium that was sterile wen we put it in
0088767☇+×
Barry:
And have added compost since. Idk how much more we could avoid heavy metal exposure if we tried. Can't live in a bubble I guess
0088768☇+×
Barry:
Plus there's still chem trails so... just never venture out again?
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UTO0MDN:
Chef trails are for weather manipulation
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UTO0MDN:
Raised bed is fine if you trust the soil you put in it
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Barry:
Chef trails?!
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Barry:
Mama Mia!
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UTO0MDN:
Auto correct is lame and gay
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Barry:
I do. Barry lore, we used to do indoor growing of "herbs" so were relatively proficient
0088775☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You didn't answer my question about melania
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Barry:
Idk he probably told her that her pussy was showing or something
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Barry:
It was all fake and gay anyway
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UTO0MDN:
The card said VIVIANY
0088779☇+×
Barry:
What card?
0088780☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Virgin Islands via New York
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UTO0MDN:
The card he showed her that made her look shocked
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Barry:
What do you think he meant by that?
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UTO0MDN:
Obviously Epstein
0088784☇+×
Barry:
But why at that moment?
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Barry:
What's the code
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UTO0MDN:
You need to go to the Virgin Islands to go to little st James
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UTO0MDN:
Trump tower is in New York
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Barry:
Right but why would it been relevant in that situation
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UTO0MDN:
Mossad is remind trump that "they know"
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Barry:
Yeah
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UTO0MDN:
They want him to nuke Iran but he refuses
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UTO0MDN:
Your going to see more attacks now because of this stunt
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Barry:
Till he can't anymore
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UTO0MDN:
And it will be all your fault
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UTO0MDN:
Smh
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Barry:
Good I hope he dies
0088797☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hes not the one you should be hoping dies
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UTO0MDN:
He kind of the dam preventing world war 3 at the moment
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Barry:
I used to support him ya know? Then after the golden pager thing and the ear stunt...
0088800☇+×
Barry:
Now we're here
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UTO0MDN:
If it breaks then nuclear war
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UTO0MDN:
Kamala would have folded like wet paper
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Barry:
I also hope bibi dies a painful death
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UTO0MDN:
No one ever asks, who controls bibi?
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Barry:
Baal
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Barry:
Satan
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UTO0MDN:
Don't be retarded
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Barry:
I can't help it
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UTO0MDN:
It's also the same family that controls the uk
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Barry:
I don't know all the answers buddy. Is it the royals?
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Barry:
They're also answering to Baal
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UTO0MDN:
The rothchilds, come on Barry get your head in the game
0088813☇+×
Barry:
Oh yeah forgot about those niggas
0088814☇+×
Barry:
But still I have the same answer
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UTO0MDN:
Everything else is theatre to distract and divide
0088816☇+×
Barry:
They're all evil to the core
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Barry:
It isn't even good theater, nobody believes it anymore
0088818☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I like to believe my shit posting on pol helped with that
0088819☇+×
Barry:
I wonder if that means something absolutely YUGE is about to happen like 9/11 or even Hiroshima level
0088820☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Yes the world will end in less than 3 years and they are covering it up
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Barry:
I think it was a collective thing. But normies are still coping it's really annoying to see
0088822☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The recent space missions are part of it
0088823☇+×
Barry:
Absolutely
0088824☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why is nasa suddenly sending missions to moon so randomly after all these years 🤔
0088825☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why did Artemis launch on aprils fools day? 🤔
0088826☇+×
Barry:
Think though... they did the same thing when jfk was president and Vietnam was happening
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Barry:
I think there's a correlation to the fake space missions and starting big wars
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Barry:
I'm just not smart enough to tie it all together
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UTO0MDN:
No, they went to get a better look at something
0088830☇+×
Barry:
Did they though? I don't think either mission actually left our atmosphere
0088831☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It doesn't matter they don't have to go to far to see what they need
0088832☇+×
Barry:
What do they need to see then?
0088833☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There is a giant rock that shares an orbit with earth
0088834☇+×
Barry:
Oh nice let's move there when we get married
0088835☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It crosses between earth and the moon
0088836☇+×
Barry:
I wonder what goes on there
0088837☇+×
Barry:
And why you know about it 🤨
0088838☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We will cross paths with it in 2029, every time they recalculate the trajectory it get predicts it getting closer to earth
0088839☇+×
Barry:
I hope it smashes directly into my face next time
0088840☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Last year they calculated it would be 48k km from earth this year the new calculation is 32k km
0088841☇+×
Barry:
Shit that isn't even close enough
0088842☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's very close, don't forget earth has a gravity well
0088843☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also if it misses us it could hit the moon and send the debris back
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Barry:
Well then fuckin tell me when it's over smh my head
0088845☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Friday April 13th 2029, save the date
0088846☇+×
Barry:
Send the coordinates
0088847☇+×
Barry:
At least by then I'll have been able to see my son become an adult
0088848☇+×
Barry:
Mission accomplished I suppose
0088849☇+×
Barry:
Cool that it's a Friday the13th too lol
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UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/222704.jpeg
0088851☇+×
Barry:
Dang I get missed entirely
0088852☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They will make a movie about for predictive programming reasons
0088853☇+×
Barry:
But if it hits the moon that will fuck up our tide schedule. That will most likely take out my entire side of the state lol
0088854☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That map explains why they all have bunkers in New Zealand
0088855☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And Hawaii
0088856☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So you better start build us a bunker
0088857☇+×
Barry:
Can you make a bunker to withstand a 9+ earthquake in areas subject to liquefaction though?
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Barry:
Like the bunker might survive sure but will you ever be able to get out?
0088859☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's right, building an ark is the correct answer
0088860☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All the bunkers will get sucked down into the earth
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Barry:
Poor stupid people. Those bunkers are spendy too
0088862☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why they all have those massive mega yachts
0088863☇+×
Barry:
Cool idea if you expect a nuclear thing but nature be naturing
0088864☇+×
Barry:
I take comfort that all oligarchs will face the same fate as those they rule over
0088865☇+×
Barry:
We all had a judgement day. Christ is king and they don't serve him
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UTO0MDN:
It will be the great reset
0088867☇+×
Barry:
I don't know if I want to be here for that tbh
0088868☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why? You'll get to kill all the animals and people that you want
0088869☇+×
Barry:
Nah I trust that you'll carry on just fine I'd like to go be with my mom and grandma
0088870☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, you're build us an ark
0088871☇+×
Barry:
But if you want I can have an egg extracted from my ovaries, mail it to you, then you can grow your own Barry in a lab
0088872☇+×
Barry:
Imagine how powerful that bay would be
0088873☇+×
Barry:
Baby*
0088874☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's like a lot of effort
0088875☇+×
Barry:
Not really
0088876☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ya really
0088877☇+×
Barry:
Not like you'd have to carry it in your belly just take it to the baby store and they grow it for you
0088878☇+×
Barry:
Carrying a baby in your belly is the hardest part imo
0088879☇+×
Barry:
That shit sucks especially when you're as short as me
0088880☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Is that how they do it in America?
0088881☇+×
Barry:
I'm not sure really I just know what I did lol
0088882☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is a midget confirmed
0088883☇+×
Barry:
Not a midget but I'm 5'2
0088884☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tiny
0088885☇+×
Barry:
It's been hard to accept but I'm proud of myself for overcoming
0088886☇+×
Barry:
Closer to the ground to punch people in the balls when they upset me
0088887☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Violence is not the answer
0088888☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Use your words
0088889☇+×
Barry:
But they can't hear me all the way up there
0088890☇+×
Barry:
And I'm not gonna scream like some kind of nig
0088891☇+×
Barry:
I ain't finna crash out like that
0088892☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you tried not being a dwarf?
0088893☇+×
Barry:
I was made how god intended sir
0088894☇+×
Barry:
Have you tried not being a giraffe??
0088895☇+×
UTO0MDN:
God intended for you to be annoying?
0088896☇+×
Barry:
Probably
0088897☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think you are a child of the devil
0088898☇+×
Barry:
You're entitled to your opinion
0088899☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Does it burn when you touch holy water?
0088900☇+×
Barry:
I think you're a perfect angel and my bff
0088901☇+×
Barry:
It doesn't actually! Have you ever even been blessed with holy water?
0088902☇+×
UTO0MDN:
All my drinks are made with holy water
0088903☇+×
Barry:
Alright let's not get too sac religious
0088904☇+×
Barry:
Or I'll punch you in your sac
0088905☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude
0088906☇+×
Barry:
Wel then stop it!
0088907☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you see ads for a movie about an asteroid hitting the earth remember this conversation
0088908☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And start building the ark
0088909☇+×
Barry:
There's already a movie on Netflix about it
0088910☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm not sure if we should let Sora on the ark after what she said about the road trip
0088911☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What?
0088912☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What movie?
0088913☇+×
Barry:
I can't remember the name but it was recent and Leonardo DiCaprio stars with Jennifer Lawrence
0088914☇+×
Barry:
And Jonah hill
0088915☇+×
Barry:
Don't look up
0088916☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No there will be a new one
0088917☇+×
Barry:
What did she say about the trip?
0088918☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't look up was lame
0088919☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She said she doesn't want to be in a the car with Barry because Barry probably smells bad
0088920☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Her words not mine
0088921☇+×
Barry:
She definitely wouldn't say that she's team Barry
0088922☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She totally said it
0088923☇+×
Barry:
Well that's fine she doesn't have to come then
0088924☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You can just trust me and not scroll up
0088925☇+×
Barry:
I don't need to scroll up to know you're lying lol
0088926☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would never lie
0088927☇+×
Barry:
Do you realize we've been on this site together for like... years?
0088928☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And frankly the accusation is quite rude
0088929☇+×
Barry:
I know you
0088930☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you?
0088931☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's what an NSA fed would say
0088932☇+×
Barry:
As an online guy yeah
0088933☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How do you know I'm not a being from another planet?
0088934☇+×
Barry:
I don't know your face (unless you're red Swiss) or anything else really but I know how you type and behave
0088935☇+×
Barry:
I don't know that I suppose
0088936☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or a very smart cat with a keyboard?
0088937☇+×
Barry:
How do you know I'm not from another planet?
0088938☇+×
Barry:
Or even a time traveler who comes to your period of time just to fuck with you on the internet?
0088939☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think interplanetary travel would require more emotional stability
0088940☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Crashing out is a hazard in space and time travel
0088941☇+×
Barry:
How do you know my emotional instability isn't what powers the entire operation?
0088942☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The laws of physics
0088943☇+×
Barry:
Why if I told you the laws of physics are a scam?
0088944☇+×
Barry:
And nothing matters?
0088945☇+×
Barry:
What then?
0088946☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I would say our understanding of the laws od physics is flawed
0088947☇+×
Barry:
Did you mean to type our or did you mean your?
0088948☇+×
Barry:
Important in this context
0088949☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I meant humanities
0088950☇+×
Barry:
Yasss kween thank you
0088951☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are American blacks so obsessed with royalty?
0088952☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And that royalty is anti American
0088953☇+×
Barry:
Searching for sense where it doesn't exist is an exercise of futility
0088954☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why don't they ever say "we were Nubians"?
0088955☇+×
Barry:
Because they can't read or spell effectively so they don't know what that is
0088956☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Even though they weren't it's still close to the other things they claim
0088957☇+×
Barry:
I've asked these questions for over a decade and still have no answers
0088958☇+×
Barry:
I've arrived at the reality that the just do not have the ability to understand
0088959☇+×
Barry:
It's in their dna
0088960☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel that with a lot of people
0088961☇+×
Barry:
You can't tell them anything they think they already know
0088962☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sometimes I see the hamster wheel spinning in their heads
0088963☇+×
Barry:
Very true. Most people are very low iq and operate and a very low vibrational state
0088964☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The lights are on but nobody is home
0088965☇+×
Barry:
Not saying I'm smart, I'm just aware of this when I talk to people irl
0088966☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's why I like funny people, having a sense of humor and making jokes takes intelligence and observation
0088967☇+×
Barry:
Correct
0088968☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why aren't you ever funny Barry?
0088969☇+×
Barry:
Well I am
0088970☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Are you though?
0088971☇+×
Barry:
Just not your flavor of funny I guess
0088972☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think Sora has been the funniest out of all of you guys
0088973☇+×
Barry:
You might think I'm funnier if you met me in person
0088974☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe you're funny in person but I'll never know
0088975☇+×
Barry:
Sora is a silly goose on the loose I love her unhinged commentary
0088976☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Unless you build the ark
0088977☇+×
Barry:
What about the road trip? And our life on the rock that's gonna kill earth?
0088978☇+×
Barry:
And our BABY
0088979☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I wish leaf and Swede would loosen up a bit, my provocations are not working fast enough to bring them out of their shells
0088980☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The ark is priority number one
0088981☇+×
Barry:
And I have not abandoned my aspirations to vacation to Switzerland to slap you on the mouth
0088982☇+×
Barry:
You never know when I might show up
0088983☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Again something a fed would say...
0088984☇+×
Barry:
If you say so
0088985☇+×
Barry:
How do you know what a fed would say if not a fed yourself?
0088986☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I do say so
0088987☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to organize a way to get more friends here
0088988☇+×
Barry:
Nah I'm fine with this
0088989☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think we should all set a time to be online at the same time
0088990☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And I'll post a link to this place
0088991☇+×
Barry:
It moves too fast when too many people are here
0088992☇+×
Barry:
Please don't
0088993☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And people won't just bounce because it's empty
0088994☇+×
Barry:
And yes to a time for us to be here though
0088995☇+×
Barry:
If you invite a shit load of people I do need a method to contact you directly for business reasons
0088996☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think the alternate chat page is still up
0088997☇+×
Barry:
Otherwise all of our messages get lost and the dm's disappear with a refresh
0088998☇+×
Barry:
/chat?
0088999☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think so
0089000☇+×
Barry:
Ok I'll check and send a test if you wanna check rq
0089001☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't know if it was ever taken down after the George incident
0089002☇+×
Barry:
Ok the url works but my messages didn't post
0089003☇+×
Barry:
I don't expect red to pay for an additional url, what's an alternative?
0089004☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Oh I'll ask him to fix it
0089005☇+×
Barry:
You mean you* will fix it?
0089006☇+×
Barry:
🤨
0089007☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I ain't fixing shit
0089008☇+×
Barry:
And also how do we decide when everyone will be online at the same time
0089009☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm posting the link for new friends wether it works or not
0089010☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So you better brace yourself
0089011☇+×
Barry:
Right now?
0089012☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No not now
0089013☇+×
Barry:
Ok lol
0089014☇+×
Barry:
Scared me
0089015☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We will get them to be online at the same time through threats of violence
0089016☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your specialty
0089018☇+×
Barry:
0089019☇+×
Barry:
My time zone is probably the furthest from all of you though so lmk what works and I'll do my best
0089020☇+×
Barry:
And maybe you should make yourself available when you post the link so someone is here when new people come
0089021☇+×
Barry:
I know those threads can take some time
0089022☇+×
Barry:
Since you're an unemployed black man you can just hang around
0089023☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude
0089024☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is the kind of rudeness that make new friends leave
0089025☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hope you bring a better disposition to our welcoming event
0089026☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If we want this secret society to be taken seriously we need to pump up our numbers
0089027☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to take over the world before it all ends just so we can say that we did it after the apocalypse
0089028☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We can be like Nero as Rome burns
0089029☇+×
Barry:
Ok I'm sorry
0089030☇+×
Barry:
You're a beautiful little stink bug and I can't wait to see what your post apocalypse Barry baby looks like when she come out of the lab
0089031☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You have to build the ark for any of that to happen
0089032☇+×
JDO2YWO:
jesus christ
0089033☇+×
BumFarto:
WHAT THE FUCK HOW LONG DID YOU GUYS TALK
0089034☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You have to read all of it
0089035☇+×
BumFarto:
I read all of it
0089036☇+×
BumFarto:
Gay
0089037☇+×
BumFarto:
I forgot to say I hadn't said anything in a while because I was at my grandpas
0089038☇+×
RTZzkjY:
so what do you think about soras summer plans?
0089039☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Is your summer gonna be as exciting?
0089040☇+×
JDO2YWO:
ikr yall yapping asf
0089041☇+×
JDO2YWO:
my summer plan im going to get high and kill myself
0089042☇+×
JDO2YWO:
yo who the fuck is hjNkNjM
0089043☇+×
JDO2YWO:
you niggas piss me off lurking and never saying shit
0089044☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Damn why so mean smh
0089045☇+×
JDO2YWO:
sorry that wasnt me:/
0089046☇+×
Barry:
The adults were speaking ahem
0089047☇+×
Barry:
Honestly I could talk to him all day
0089048☇+×
Barry:
Literal bff
0089049☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Is that supposed to make us jealous?
0089050☇+×
RTZzkjY:
It's not working ma'am
0089051☇+×
Barry:
You said it not me
0089052☇+×
Barry:
Sora don't kill yourself
0089053☇+×
Barry:
But why are they always here when you are?
0089054☇+×
Barry:
Sora are you sharing links? I'm the only one here right now
0089055☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what
0089056☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what links
0089057☇+×
JDO2YWO:
no i know right its creepy
0089058☇+×
JDO2YWO:
every time i get on here aftwr a while
0089059☇+×
JDO2YWO:
a random new person would pop up and lurk
0089060☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why are you being stalked, did you piss off a fed or something?
0089061☇+×
JDO2YWO:
probably
0089062☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What did you do?
0089063☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's probably because of all the grooming you do on Roblox smh
0089064☇+×
JDO2YWO:
im going to groom YOU on roblox
0089065☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will never go on Roblox!
0089066☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry, protect me from this predator!
0089067☇+×
Barry:
Be a man
0089068☇+×
JDO2YWO:
oof
0089069☇+×
JDO2YWO:
no respawning from that
0089070☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i hate this nigger school
0089071☇+×
JDO2YWO:
im never set free
0089072☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Very rude, this is why we can never be friends
0089073☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Typical American, enabling predators
0089074☇+×
MDZiRGO:
lets have some postivity in chat. i got my G licence, prase me
0089075☇+×
MDZiRGO:
don't know were i left i but i got it... somewhere
0089076☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I didn't know you needed a license to be Gay in Canada but congratulations I guess
0089077☇+×
JDO2YWO:
praise*
0089078☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So what do you guys think about organizing a new friends event?
0089079☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which one of you is in?
0089080☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So we can organize a date and time
0089081☇+×
RzN1cjY:
Idk man barry has threatened me to slap my mouth i dont wanna meet up with her
0089082☇+×
Barry:
I think he means we designate a time for us all to be here
0089083☇+×
Barry:
And Swiss we are friends I just hate you because you're a bastard man and terribly mean
0089084☇+×
Barry:
He and I discussed the meeting
0089085☇+×
Barry:
If you read back far enough smh my head
0089086☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what the hell happened to su
0089087☇+×
Barry:
Who?
0089088☇+×
Barry:
Saudi I can't slap that hard unless I sucker punch I'm too fucking short
0089089☇+×
Barry:
Full disclosure my threats are empty
0089090☇+×
Barry:
I have dreams all the time about trying to hit people and I can't ever hit hard enough
0089091☇+×
Barry:
Even though the first time I threw a punch I got the boxers fracture
0089092☇+×
Barry:
Last time also hashtag
0089093☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
>what the hell happened to su
0089094☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
still here! I'm glad you remember me :3
0089095☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I like to observe you guys like zoo animals ^_^;
0089096☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I bet redswiss feels the same xD
0089097☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I wanted to make a joke about openai discontinuing sora (video generation) but I thought someone else was going to say it since it was kind of low hanging fruit
0089098☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
---
0089099☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
personally I'm in a state between inspired and stuck most recently I've started to torrent anime again but only after multiple autism sidequests like trying to mine monero, comparing multiple vpn companies, and other unimportant things. A horrible mix of paranoia, overanalying, and caution. But anyways, I'm restricting myself to a single episode per show a day, to avoid binge watching.
0089100☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
This way I can get the most enjoyment of each show, and also it helps with memory.
0089101☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
---
0089102☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
Whenever I binge watch a show I forget the majority of it soon after, which is so sad! It's nice to let each episode ruminate in your head for a bit.
0089103☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I didn't do this with evangelion (watched all of it in one sitting LMAO) and the ending wiped away all the earlier parts for me
0089104☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
---
0089105☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
Other things: I've been trying to learn how to speed cube using the CFOP method, stole my sister's rubiks cube since she wasn't using it ^_^
0089106☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I bought flashcards online, going to try to learn spanish by memorizing 1000 nouns/verbs, maybe even try using song lyrics
0089107☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I've been meaning to self study math, I have many playlists bookmarked I want to walk through. I have a stack of blank printer paper I plan on using for this
0089108☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
just today I was thinking about weight lifting again. I have a barbell and weights in my room and I should be using consistently.
0089109☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
---
0089110☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
I was practicing left handed writing recently! For 20 days straight I wrote the alphabet using my left hand on binder paper. I only practiced the capital letters. Just a challenge for myself! There is an interesting thing about the hemispheres of the human brain (they're kind of independent but only the left brain can speak) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
0089111☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
---
0089112☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
Oh, and I think I am starting to bald u_u I think it's because I always have my hands running through my hair while trying to figure things out I need to get my hands on medication, again overanalying, being cautious It became more apparent recently since I got a haircut and now look like chud
0089113☇+×
RTZzkjY:
You think you can pick up all of these habits at once?
0089114☇+×
RTZzkjY:
I have bad news
0089115☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Anyway i had a dream where we went to anex kuwait
0089116☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Lol
0089117☇+×
RTZzkjY:
For meeting thing i usually show up here before work 12pm - 1pm or after work 12am - 1am
0089118☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Sometime i chat when im at work at random times
0089119☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Make your own vpn, rent a vps for $2 and install openvpn on it
0089120☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Su, hypothetically if you were a serial killer how would you take out my upstairs neighbor? She's loud, obnoxious and her attempts at singing could be considered crimes against music
0089121☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I watched evangelion in batches, upto 3 episodes a day, it was perfect that way, then I waited a week before watching the rebuild movies
0089122☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you want to learn math get into programming because you can use math to make pretty images and that makes learning it fun and intuitive
0089123☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you do random things everyday?
0089124☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Do you shampoo your hair everyday? Do you have a lot of direct sun exposure to the top of your head? Do you have a healthy diet?
0089125☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The Saudi royal family is going to annex Kuwait confirmed!
0089126☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Place your bets on poly market and kalshi
0089127☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you know that Chud means Cute, Handsome Understated Dude?
0089128☇+×
ZTN3IWO:
I think untracable poison can do the work. Making it look like an accident is better at covering tracks, though it depends on the technology of your local police, or how competent they are. Don't get sloppy.
0089129☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And how does one get an untraceable poison?
0089130☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Did you hear about the story about the lady in Australia that tried to use mushrooms that have a poison delay of 30 days to kill her ex (she failed btw)
0089131☇+×
BumFarto:
I've wanted to make a video game where you're a serial killer and you have to kill as many people as possiblew
0089132☇+×
BumFarto:
Too bad I'm untalented
0089133☇+×
BumFarto:
I agree with Leaf tho, I'd go for some kind of poison too. I wonder if there's a substance that could cause a heart attack and be untraceable
0089134☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Aren't most videos games, especially fps just serial killer simulations? 🤔
0089135☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Talent has nothing to do with it, learn to code Swede
0089136☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i thought u died su lmao
0089137☇+×
JDO2YWO:
swede dont play videogames just do it irl u seem like the type smh
0089138☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Since Su aka Ken is still alive that means we must resume calling leaf, Barbie
0089139☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So we don't get confused and because they never battled to the death
0089140☇+×
JDO2YWO:
su is not ken u idiot
0089141☇+×
JDO2YWO:
ken left
0089142☇+×
JDO2YWO:
leaf is leaf
0089144☇+×
JDO2YWO:
su is su
0089145☇+×
kjZkZzN:
Su is american ken is a canadina
0089146☇+×
kjZkZzN:
Smh swiss
0089147☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
yeah, not ken ^_^ ..x
0089148☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
>if you were a serial killer how would you take out my upstairs neighbor?
0089149☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
There is probably a way you could use carbon monoxide to do this but I don't think it would be easy in your case, you'd have to disable alarms and somehow tap into a vent. Even if you had some undetectable way to kill someone in their apartment, you would still have to wait for their body to decompose before you casually report it, do you really want to deal with that?
0089150☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
A better idea is to get her to move away. You can do this easily by sending really large spiders. video related: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1qysch2/wcgw_if_you_approach_a_large_spider/
0089151☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They all look the same too me, gosh!
0089152☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We don't have vents here
0089153☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Our air is organic
0089154☇+×
QDOlRWO:
Just stick with poison then.
0089155☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And how am I supposed to deliver this hypothetical poison?
0089156☇+×
ZDNiVmM:
maybe we combine our ideas and deliver venom via a spider instead? :D
0089157☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How am I supposed to get a spider and then get it to bite her?
0089158☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Seems complicated
0089159☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think you'd make a good serial killer if this is the best you got
0089160☇+×
MDZiRGO:
get a child to do the killing that way they only go to juvie
0089161☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Now you want me to befriend some random child?
0089162☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think that's more Sora's department
0089163☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think a show about someone who wants to be a serial killer but either keeps catastrophicly failing or accidentally saving their victims would be funny
0089164☇+×
JDO2YWO:
shut up ho
0089165☇+×
JDO2YWO:
ur now my number 1 victim swiss
0089166☇+×
JDO2YWO:
priorities!
0089167☇+×
Barry:
There are no vents?
0089168☇+×
Barry:
Like at all?
0089169☇+×
Barry:
You know her address, you could start shipping dark web mystery boxes to her till she gets scared and moves
0089170☇+×
Barry:
Because she thinks someone is stalking her
0089171☇+×
Barry:
Easy peasy
0089172☇+×
JDO2YWO:
how do i cook my dog
0089173☇+×
JDO2YWO:
shes pissing me off so bad
0089174☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Having internet strangers talk about how to get you out of your apartment
0089175☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Is terrifying enough
0089176☇+×
RTZzkjY:
easy sora give that dog another chance
0089177☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Don't you dare cook sir Hostage Coomin Kebab!
0089178☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry has been a terrible influence on you Sora. I bet she's the one who inspired you to want to cook your dog because that's exactly something she would do
0089179☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No vents at all, just windows
0089180☇+×
JDO2YWO:
where the hell did u guys even get that name
0089181☇+×
RTZzkjY:
Lurk more
0089182☇+×
Barry:
Swiss you should tell us what songs she is singing and we can start a shared Google doc we can all edit filled with insults and threats
0089183☇+×
Barry:
In Minecraft
0089184☇+×
Barry:
I would never break a law irl
0089185☇+×
Barry:
I think that might be felony harassment or stalking
0089186☇+×
Barry:
Maybe you should just ask her nicely to quiet down before it escalates
0089187☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You gave him that name? Don't you remember? Or has the Mary Jane fried your memory? Smh
0089188☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry I think you should ask on of your glowie friends to do a precision strike on her
0089189☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't talk to crazy, that never ends well
0089190☇+×
UTO0MDN:
One of the other neighbors did talk to her and she hasn't blasted shitty music since lol
0089191☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Not all heros wear capes in deed
0089192☇+×
JDO2YWO:
im not a pothead bruh
0089193☇+×
JDO2YWO:
not yet
0089194☇+×
Barry:
You're neighbor must have more courage than you
0089195☇+×
Barry:
When people upset me like that I tend to just reciprocate like a motherfucker
0089196☇+×
Barry:
The tiny midget beaner in my office got a botched lip injection now she looks like a who from whoville lmao my ass off
0089197☇+×
Barry:
I would feel bad if she wasn't a shitty person, but she tried to get my friend fired and that doesn't sit right with me
0089198☇+×
Barry:
Why in gods name at 22 years old does anyone have any business getting filler injections?
0089199☇+×
Barry:
This is what she deserves
0089200☇+×
hDOxcjY:
insecurity
0089201☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry why don't you want to smoke fat blunt with me and Sora?
0089202☇+×
JDO2YWO:
dream blunt rotation the entire lausanonymous
0089203☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i prefer joints
0089204☇+×
JDO2YWO:
im mad at a wetback rn too barry thank god
0089205☇+×
JDO2YWO:
ur not alone
0089206☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wait there are Mexicans in the Philippines?
0089207☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Some of you take the sabbath very seriously
0089208☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which is sus and concerning
0089209☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0089210☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i loooove being crossfaded
0089211☇+×
JDO2YWO:
top tier experience everyone has to try atleast once
0089212☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What is being crossfaded?
0089213☇+×
BzMygTO:
Zoomers smh my head
0089214☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How are the puppies doing Saudi bro?
0089215☇+×
Barry:
I never said I wouldn't smoke a blunt with you wtf?
0089216☇+×
Barry:
However
0089217☇+×
Barry:
Blunts are way more harsh than joints and i have a shallow gag reflex so if i cough too hard nobody has a good time
0089218☇+×
Barry:
Crossfaded is to be on two different substances at once
0089219☇+×
Barry:
Sora please don't experiment with anything harder than cocaine it's very dangerous
0089220☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Fine, why don't you want to share a joint with Sora and me?
0089221☇+×
YzNkVTM:
Last time i have seen them they weren't puppies anymore they for big
0089222☇+×
YzNkVTM:
I haven't been to that place since
0089223☇+×
JDO2YWO:
Im not that bad omg
0089224☇+×
JDO2YWO:
whats worse than coke
0089225☇+×
QTMmFWY:
Crystal Meth
0089226☇+×
Barry:
Heroin
0089227☇+×
Barry:
Fentanyl
0089228☇+×
Barry:
Kratom
0089229☇+×
Barry:
Coke is not that bad if you have self control
0089230☇+×
Barry:
If you had absurd money and nothing to do with your time then it's bad
0089231☇+×
Barry:
Ecstasy is bad
0089232☇+×
JDO2YWO:
ok guys im not that fucked up
0089233☇+×
ZWO5YWO:
Coke is that bad, don't listen to Barry
0089234☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Now pink huh?
0089235☇+×
JWMwkTN:
It suits you
0089236☇+×
MDZiRGO:
i heard something about vietnam vets taking drugs during campaign but when they came back to their families they stopped
0089237☇+×
MDZiRGO:
that means the strongest drug on earth is love
0089238☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It is a nice pink, try not to be too jealous
0089239☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Tell that to Barry's sister
0089240☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe Barry never loved her sister and that's why she couldn't stop
0089241☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry doesn't love any of us
0089242☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And this is why everything is Barry's fault
0089243☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And also why she doesn't want to share a joint with Sora and me
0089244☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And especially why she refuses to buy Saudi bro his cologne
0089245☇+×
JWMwkTN:
sorry leaf copium is stronger than love
0089246☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Trust me i had know
0089247☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i need that pink
0089248☇+×
JDO2YWO:
u dont deserve that
0089249☇+×
JDO2YWO:
swiss i would not share a joint with u
0089250☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i might catch herpes or hiv or aids or whatsoever
0089251☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i would not share a joint with any of u you guys are too grown and has probably put your mouths in things you should not have
0089252☇+×
Barry:
Cocaine is not that bad if you're responsible with your consumption
0089253☇+×
Barry:
It's not like one and done addiction like the things I listed above
0089254☇+×
Barry:
Just like a right place right time kinda thing
0089255☇+×
Barry:
Leaf a lot of Vietnam vets didn't quit when they came home
0089256☇+×
Barry:
Most didn't as far as I know, and now we have 70 year old homeless fentanyl addicts on the streets
0089257☇+×
Barry:
They used a lot of heroin in Vietnam
0089258☇+×
Barry:
It actually created entire generations of drug addicts. Wild to think about
0089259☇+×
Barry:
Meth is also bad I forgot to list that. It's very chilling to be around someone in the throes of that situation
0089260☇+×
Barry:
Well Saudi bro listed it I'm sorry
0089261☇+×
Barry:
But something about meth addicts is very scary to me. Maybe stemming from the time my sister told me she thought she had birds and fish living in her bloodstream idk
0089262☇+×
Barry:
While she was trying to assemble a piece of furniture and became fixated on one bolt
0089263☇+×
Barry:
I have stories for days about that time, everyone tried so hard to help that fucking idiot lol
0089264☇+×
JDO2YWO:
hello everypony i just got a navel piercing
0089265☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i too want birds and fish living in my bloodstream
0089266☇+×
JDO2YWO:
did she finally quit?
0089267☇+×
NzYhhTM:
Oh no no sora
0089268☇+×
NzYhhTM:
We all wish
0089269☇+×
NzYhhTM:
Also why did you have to announce you have gotten a piercing
0089270☇+×
NzYhhTM:
Smh
0089271☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is a coke head confirmed
0089272☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Honestly it explains SO MUCH
0089273☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Why the navel piercing? Why do girls think it's so cool to get?
0089274☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I remember I had a crush on a Mormon girl in high school and she showed me her navel piercing
0089275☇+×
MDZiRGO:
why would there be a mormon in swissland
0089276☇+×
MDZiRGO:
the only two places a girl should get a piercing is on the ears or the belly button
0089277☇+×
MDZiRGO:
anywhere else looks horrible especially the nose
0089278☇+×
MDZiRGO:
why do cute girls want to look like cows. ruins their whole look
0089279☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The are Mormons all over the world
0089280☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What do you think is the point of their missionaries?
0089281☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also very rude Sora! You're the one who would give me hiv, herpes or any other vile virus you might have!
0089282☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe you should do coke and end up like Barry's sister
0089283☇+×
JDO2YWO:
why cant i announce it
0089284☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i will announce anything i want smh
0089285☇+×
JDO2YWO:
idk but we r going to the beach soon and i think it would look supr cool so i got it
0089286☇+×
JDO2YWO:
septums smell bad and doesnt look good on everyone i agree
0089287☇+×
JDO2YWO:
anyone who has it is either an enby lesbian blue haired woman or a soyboy dildo fucker
0089288☇+×
JDO2YWO:
swiss u have aids
0089289☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Your face has aids
0089290☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys I have to confess that Barry assaulted me
0089291☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She said and I quote "I bet your Swiss girls don't have these cannons"
0089292☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She also said "I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I fing own you"
0089293☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She said more stuff but ended it with "You think anyone would ever believe you?"
0089294☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I will be suing
0089295☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Here's a photo of Barry as she was saying all of that
0089296☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/001349.jpeg
0089297☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I am expecting you all to defend my honor
0089298☇+×
YzNkVTM:
Barry didn't look like a politician on instagram tbh
0089299☇+×
YzNkVTM:
Looks like an imposter
0089300☇+×
YzNkVTM:
I expect leaf to do the needful tbh fam
0089301☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Leaf is an indian jamboy confirmed
0089302☇+×
MDZiRGO:
why do you expect me to be an indian ass kisser
0089303☇+×
Barry:
What the hell are you talking about Swiss
0089304☇+×
hjN2cjZ:
i need to get something off my chest
0089305☇+×
hjN2cjZ:
i just finished in my cat
0089306☇+×
JDO2YWO:
its swede with a vpn
0089307☇+×
JDO2YWO:
knew it
0089308☇+×
JDO2YWO:
disappointed but not surprised
0089309☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Maybe he meant car
0089310☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Maybe bro was gooning in his car in a stop light or something
0089311☇+×
JWMwkTN:
To pass time
0089312☇+×
JDO2YWO:
no
0089313☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You know exactly what I'm talking about Barry
0089314☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think it's leaf, that sounds like something a jamboy would say
0089315☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If it's Saudi bros car theory, maybe he finished a race in his car?
0089316☇+×
UWZlRWM:
Yeah but i cant see someone not finishing in their car
0089317☇+×
UWZlRWM:
Like no one is going to finish on feet right
0089318☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I donno, maybe he usually finish on his bike and finally finished in his car?
0089319☇+×
BumFarto:
Swiss just typed out some gay ass fanfiction about him getting raped and then posted some femdom pic he wanks off to
0089320☇+×
BumFarto:
What did he expect us to say I don't know
0089321☇+×
JDO2YWO:
Lmfao
0089322☇+×
kTOiRWM:
Swede did the needful
0089323☇+×
kTOiRWM:
It took longer than it should have
0089324☇+×
kTOiRWM:
But we did it thank you swede
0089325☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wow Swede, victim blaming? Really in our lords year of 2026?
0089326☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you considered checking your privilege and doing the work on your bigotry?
0089327☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Shame on all of you for not defending my honor
0089328☇+×
UTO0MDN:
At least now I know who my true friends are
0089329☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Spoiler alert it's none of you!
0089330☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also it seems none of you keep up with current events, especially the funny ones, smh
0089331☇+×
MjYhRDZ:
i had rather not read the news my life is depresing enough
0089332☇+×
UTO0MDN:
>he's not depressionmaxxing in 2026
0089333☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Who benefits
0089334☇+×
BumFarto:
What is this "needful" I did Saudi?
0089335☇+×
BumFarto:
OH now I know what you're referring to Swissy
0089336☇+×
JWMwkTN:
What matters is that you did it
0089337☇+×
JWMwkTN:
So thank you for that
0089338☇+×
Barry:
Stop for a second guys
0089339☇+×
Barry:
And appreciate that hantavirus has arrived in Switzerland
0089340☇+×
Barry:
Jk it's actually scary and I will go to hell for that joke
0089341☇+×
Barry:
And many other things
0089342☇+×
Barry:
Also stop talking about finishing you sound like weird fat old men it's really gross to read
0089343☇+×
Barry:
Grow the heck up, alright? Gosh
0089344☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I think half this chat (leaf, Saudi and Swede) is safe from the hantavirus
0089345☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because getting infected required physical human contact
0089346☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what the fuck is the hantavirus
0089347☇+×
JDO2YWO:
did my people do this again
0089348☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i had nothing to do with this
0089349☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It seems like it originated from Argentina on a cruise ship
0089350☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They were supposed to dock in South Africa I think but South Africa told them to get fucked
0089351☇+×
UTO0MDN:
France cucked and said they could dock there
0089352☇+×
UTO0MDN:
People got off the boat and started apparently spreading the virus
0089353☇+×
UTO0MDN:
This is obviously Barry's fault
0089354☇+×
JWMwkTN:
barry you sounds like the type of person who wouldn't laugh when they hear trouser snake
0089355☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Smh my head
0089356☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Listen swiss i have human contact (handshake) with people (men)
0089357☇+×
JWMwkTN:
If course it was your fault sora you and barry destroying the planet smh my head
0089358☇+×
JWMwkTN:
Of*
0089359☇+×
dTYjJGN:
france didn't quarantine them? what a stupid country
0089360☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i like this colour
0089361☇+×
JDO2YWO:
you dont deserve that colour
0089362☇+×
JDO2YWO:
dont talk
0089363☇+×
JDO2YWO:
its pissing me off
0089364☇+×
JDO2YWO:
why am i piss yellow
0089365☇+×
JDO2YWO:
too much piss for today
0089366☇+×
JDO2YWO:
bye
0089367☇+×
hDZyMjM:
Trouser snake is funny but some other words weird me out idk why
0089368☇+×
hDZyMjM:
But with the boat thing... haven't we seen this before? Hmm
0089369☇+×
hDZyMjM:
It was from a couple who went bird watching and visited a landfill (?)
0089370☇+×
hDZyMjM:
In Argentina
0089371☇+×
hDZyMjM:
I guess you could birdwatch at a landfill but word is the couple were both drs if I'm not mistaken
0089372☇+×
hDZyMjM:
Dr's could go anywhere in the world to birdwatch and these two chose a landfill? Kinda suspicious
0089373☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Plot twist, it was Barry bird watching on a landfill in Argentina
0089374☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089375☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway, I didn't get the vax so I should be fine
0089376☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Sigh, the world has been so corrupted I can say those words without any irony
0089377☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also Sora stop try to have the same color as Swede and me, it's kinda creepy ngl
0089378☇+×
BumFarto:
I didn't get the vax either
0089379☇+×
BumFarto:
Who here did? I want to know so I can bully you
0089380☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Did you not go through quarantine in sweden smh
0089381☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Or is it that your viking blood is immune to covid
0089382☇+×
BumFarto:
No we didn't
0089383☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A rare based moment for Swede
0089384☇+×
JDO2YWO:
wtf...
0089385☇+×
JDO2YWO:
that is the ugliest colour ever
0089386☇+×
JDO2YWO:
why would i want the same one
0089387☇+×
JDO2YWO:
smh
0089388☇+×
Barry:
Sora stop obsessing over the colors please in detracts from the conversation
0089389☇+×
Barry:
If I had been birdwatching the landfill I'd be dead.. clearly
0089390☇+×
Barry:
I'm also vax free sooo.. accelerate?
0089391☇+×
Barry:
Do we want a two class world?
0089392☇+×
Barry:
Swiss also my lunch break is m-f about 2:30 so if you can make that work for your plan I think now is the time to coordinate
0089393☇+×
Barry:
2:30 pst. Idk what weird time you're on
0089394☇+×
Barry:
Or maybe not? With Santa virus going around there might be heightened fed behavior on your 4chan
0089395☇+×
YmYykjY:
yes ma'am 🫡
0089396☇+×
YmYykjY:
im vaccinated...
0089397☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Bless your heart
0089398☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Hanta is spreading
0089399☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What ya gonna do when hanta comes for you?
0089400☇+×
UTO0MDN:
What if aliens come but they die of hanta virus
0089401☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Which causes an incident that leads to an intergalactic wars
0089402☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
Just ate the greasiest burger like damn i don't feel ight
0089403☇+×
YmYykjY:
i was so drunk last night i messaged all my friends some absolute bullshit
0089404☇+×
YmYykjY:
i am never drinking again
0089405☇+×
YmYykjY:
huge lie btw
0089406☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
They all say that
0089407☇+×
dTYjJGN:
imagine dying because of something called "hanta"
0089408☇+×
Barry:
Vaxxed huh...
0089409☇+×
Barry:
As Swiss said... bless your heart
0089410☇+×
Barry:
Literally, may god protect your physical heart
0089411☇+×
cTZ2UWO:
God protects me from you ma'am
0089412☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry is the devil confirmed
0089413☇+×
UTO0MDN:
If you can't handle the banta, you won't handle the hanta
0089414☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Guys what a lazy Saturday
0089415☇+×
Barry:
Excuse me Saudi I thought we were friends
0089416☇+×
Barry:
You better hope for protection from god should we ever meet
0089417☇+×
Barry:
You're just pissy because you got the vax too and you don't know what the long term effects will be
0089418☇+×
Barry:
Pure bloods unite
0089419☇+×
Barry:
I will never bend the knee. Fuuuuuuck that
0089420☇+×
Barry:
I don't even get my pets vaccinated
0089421☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Imagine being a mud blood, the disgrace
0089422☇+×
UTO0MDN:
It's because you didn't buy him the cologne Barry
0089423☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He took it very personally
0089424☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So which of you are mud bloods?
0089425☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Be honest, we won't judge you
0089426☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Much
0089427☇+×
dTZ5UWO:
jdjdjjw dsjoos sndjd dskdkskdsm sjksds d skdals smlslld s
0089428☇+×
dTZ5UWO:
h
0089429☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Yesh i hate jewd
0089430☇+×
Barry:
That gibberish was very annoying
0089431☇+×
Barry:
I will buy him the cologne. I've already said I will. He's my sweet boy
0089432☇+×
Barry:
Swiss I do think a lot of people were given a placebo vax, that's why so many have had no adverse reactions
0089433☇+×
Barry:
But the ones that actually got the real thing suffered a lot
0089434☇+×
Barry:
That's how they call us crazy, like look guys MOST people are fine just get jabbed goys
0089435☇+×
Barry:
Fuck shots
0089436☇+×
Barry:
I think that's one thing Swiss and I can unite on
0089437☇+×
Barry:
That being said, Saudi I don't think you should be wearing cologne, due to the endocrine disruptions
0089438☇+×
Barry:
Just rub sage on your nethers and such
0089439☇+×
QzMmRTN:
too late already bought the cologne and wearing on almost daily basis
0089440☇+×
QzMmRTN:
I wish i was doing it sooner
0089441☇+×
QzMmRTN:
I have still to get comments from women like you said
0089442☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Women dont care about my smell, i only do it to feel better about myself
0089443☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Or do i have to put on something softer?
0089444☇+×
QzMmRTN:
Dunno anyway i having a good time and no regrets
0089445☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I hate most colognes and perfumes, they smell so unnnatural like cancer
0089446☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They're so expensive and the cheap ones give me headaches
0089447☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And ironically I find people who wear colognes are using it to mask how bad they naturally smell
0089448☇+×
UTO0MDN:
There was this low class dude who thought his cologne masked his body oder but it just made it worse
0089449☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I feel the same about women who wear parfum
0089450☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wear perfume is admitting you smell bad
0089451☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Wearing make up is admitting you are ugly
0089452☇+×
kjZ4gzM:
Swiss spettin
0089453☇+×
JDO2YWO:
whatever you do or not do you will always be considered ugly anyway so f that
0089454☇+×
kjZ4gzM:
Yeah definitely
0089455☇+×
BumFarto:
I'm glad everyone on Laus can finally agree on something
0089456☇+×
BumFarto:
That shit is disgusting
0089457☇+×
JDO2YWO:
what is
0089458☇+×
JDO2YWO:
jews, perfume, or vaccination?
0089459☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Maybe all of the above?
0089460☇+×
UTO0MDN:
🤔
0089461☇+×
dTYjJGN:
anytime i get a whiff of a strong perfume i get a small upset stomach
0089462☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i wouldn't say wearing makeup admits your ugly but it does admit you're insecure
0089463☇+×
dTYjJGN:
its the reason men don't wear makeup, the vanity would be obscene to other men
0089464☇+×
dTYjJGN:
and when they do wear it its preformative
0089465☇+×
dTYjJGN:
like you ever notice if a guy wears nail polish its always black? they just want to make themselves feel special without putting in effort
0089466☇+×
dTYjJGN:
most boring type of person
0089467☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I agree
0089468☇+×
UTO0MDN:
So how does that fact that alien cat girls are real and have been disclosed by the US government?
0089469☇+×
BumFarto:
Guys wearing nail polish, rings, makeup dresses whateverl... ugh
0089470☇+×
BumFarto:
I'm not even inherently against it but it's the type of person
0089471☇+×
BumFarto:
I'd never wear rings even if they look good I wouldn't want people to think I'm "one of those" guys
0089472☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/446904.png
0089473☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/446970.jpeg
0089474☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We need to discuss this
0089475☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also what do you mean by "one of those" guys? If you mean gay?
0089476☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Because if so you are absolutely "one of those" guys
0089477☇+×
JDO2YWO:
do you exclude married men swede
0089478☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, he loves sleeping with married men
0089479☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Thry don't call him the swedish home wrecker for nothing
0089480☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Anyway I'll leave you guys to think about the implications of alien cat girls and we'll discuss tomorrow
0089481☇+×
JDO2YWO:
i knew it
0089482☇+×
BumFarto:
YOU are one of those guys Swiss
0089483☇+×
QzMmRTN:
What if elon musk said he is a cat girl
0089484☇+×
QzMmRTN:
What are the implications of that
0089485☇+×
QzMmRTN:
I actually don't care
0089486☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede that's totally what "one of those" guys would say/project/deflect
0089487☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Elon musk wants to meet an alien cat girl but his barrel chest gives them the ick
0089488☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Everyone is suspiciously silent
0089489☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Too busy trying to get abducted by alien cat girls I guess
0089490☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I'm sure Swede wants an alien dog boy because he's "one of those" guys, if you know what I mean
0089491☇+×
kzY4UzN:
i caught swede playing furry con games on roblox once or twice
0089492☇+×
kzY4UzN:
omg yes im lilac
0089493☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Swede is a furry confirmed
0089494☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089495☇+×
BumFarto:
no you didn't nigger
0089496☇+×
kzY4UzN:
yes i did nigger
0089497☇+×
dTYjJGN:
cat girls don't make sense to me
0089498☇+×
dTYjJGN:
where are their ears? do they have two pairs or what
0089499☇+×
dTYjJGN:
shave their hair off and the skull will look weird, its bad design
0089500☇+×
UTO0MDN:
They don't have human ears duh
0089501☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Have you seen a cats skull?
0089502☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I'm gonna have to take Sora's word on this until Swede can prove otherwise
0089503☇+×
Barry:
lol
0089504☇+×
UTO0MDN:
She lives
0089505☇+×
UTO0MDN:
And she lols
0089506☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Then she leaves
0089507☇+×
UTO0MDN:
But she never loves
0089508☇+×
Barry:
I love
0089509☇+×
Barry:
I love you and every single one of you here
0089510☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
Love is gake and gay i dont believe in love
0089511☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
https://tenor.com/wssd.gif
0089512☇+×
dTYjJGN:
Love is gake indeed
0089513☇+×
Barry:
Pretty much everything is gake and gay these days
0089514☇+×
Barry:
But love is real
0089515☇+×
Barry:
Romantic love is fake and gay but real human love is special
0089516☇+×
Barry:
Like for instance, I saw my childhood best friend at the farmers market the other day
0089517☇+×
Barry:
I don't think I've seen her for at least 7 years
0089518☇+×
Barry:
We both just cried and hugged
0089519☇+×
Barry:
We've kept in touch but because we have kids we never connected. And kids bring an entirely different experience of love
0089520☇+×
Barry:
The love you feel for your own child or that of your own blood is also different
0089521☇+×
Barry:
But ya know keep being apathetic and exit society quietly you fucking retards
0089522☇+×
YmM2IWM:
Wow Barry, that last line is very anti love
0089523☇+×
YmM2IWM:
It full subverted everything you said before
0089524☇+×
YmM2IWM:
Now I believe that love is gake and it's all your fault
0089525☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
https://tenor.com/dO2mNZFTVPG.gif
0089526☇+×
UTO0MDN:
https://fading.blue/u/666999.png - >abducts you
0089527☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How do you respond?
0089528☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also that's one hell of of a link number...
0089529☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Lol
0089530☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Thats weak swiss add more fur
0089531☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Cats movie type shit
0089532☇+×
UTO0MDN:
No, the disclosed file says they don't have fur and furries a gake and kay
0089533☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Then its bs
0089534☇+×
UTO0MDN:
How dare you!
0089535☇+×
R2N0gzY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
0089536☇+×
Barry:
Last line was sarcasm. I'm sorry your autistic ass doesn't comprehend that kind of thing
0089537☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
gake a gay
0089538☇+×
UTO0MDN:
I don't think you were being sarcastic at all
0089539☇+×
UTO0MDN:
We all know you were telling us exactly how you feel
0089540☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Smh
0089541☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Also I think Saudi bro might be trying to come out of the closet?
0089542☇+×
UTO0MDN:
He wants to "gake a gay", I'll let you use your imagination to figure out what that means
0089543☇+×
dTYjJGN:
i don't want to imagine, thats fake and gay
0089544☇+×
UTO0MDN:
You will imagine!
0089545☇+×
kzY4UzN:
just saying hi because i like this colour !
0089546☇+×
Barry:
If you heard my speaking voice you'd get it I think. Maybe that's my problem here
0089547☇+×
Barry:
I don't really know what to say anymore to anyone about anything
0089548☇+×
Barry:
Maybe I should say nothing to everything?
0089549☇+×
Barry:
Is there any "thing" else I should think about?
0089550☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
Drink tea think later B)
0089551☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Barry something you can consider saying;
0089552☇+×
UTO0MDN:
The truth
0089553☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Something funny
0089554☇+×
UTO0MDN:
A riveting story
0089555☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Something educational
0089556☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Or something witty
0089557☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That applies for all of you
0089558☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Especially leaf, he has the personality of the color grey
0089559☇+×
dTYjJGN:
What could be said does not need to be spoken
0089560☇+×
UTO0MDN:
That's write, it needs to be typed out
0089561☇+×
dTYjJGN:
silence is the most profound dialogue
0089562☇+×
dTYjJGN:
amen
0089563☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Ok boomer
0089564☇+×
hDOxcjY:
hmmmmm
0089565☇+×
Barry:
Why is he humming
0089566☇+×
Barry:
Swiss don't act like I didn't educate you on liquefaction the other day quit playing with me
0089567☇+×
Barry:
I'm witty as fuck do you think I'm about to waste that here?
0089568☇+×
Barry:
And I don't lie. On my dead momma
0089569☇+×
Barry:
A bunch of people got fired from my job yesterday guys and they warned everyone that we can be subpoenaed for our personal devices
0089570☇+×
Barry:
And I'm not careful on teams
0089571☇+×
Barry:
So I'm here with my hand on my heart to declare, Swiss is without a doubt 100% gay. Take that
0089572☇+×
Barry:
Maybe 90% gay, sometimes he pull through with a fatherly instinct but he should be fired based on his gayness alone
0089573☇+×
Barry:
He's waiting patiently for his [subpenis]
0089574☇+×
kzY4UzN:
i cant wait until im old enough to understand what u boomers r saying
0089575☇+×
Barry:
No you can wait. Enjoy your youth
0089576☇+×
ljNxEjZ:
I just bought mint i think better than what i bought before
0089577☇+×
Barry:
Like a plant?
0089578☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
Like mint leafs i put in hot water and drink it
0089579☇+×
dTYjJGN:
how could you drink my fellow leafs
0089580☇+×
dTYjJGN:
you have made an enemy out of me saudi
0089581☇+×
VGZ2EWZ:
It makes my breath smell better i recommend it
0089582☇+×
UTO0MDN:
Saudi bro puts leaf in his mouth confirmed
0089583☇+×
Barry:
I just found out the bandidos are in Denmark
0089584☇+×
Barry:
The idea of a danish biker gang is very funny to me
